My Little Punny: Friendship is Tragic (a very grumpy CYOA)

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>>27114019

Last time, Holiday Special and Gutter Pup set off to take care of their rather long list of errands. First they went to Cheerilee's schoolhouse to return Goober's toy boat, but they met with some... excessive resistance from Cheerilee, which ended with the school teacher on the ground with a bloody snootle and the Royal Guard on the hunt for Holiday Special. Next, the two ponies went to the hardware store to get Holiday her much-needed paint. Again, the encounter could have gone better, but at least a fight didn't erupt this time. With all the necessary supplies to fill Flufferdry's order of birdhouses on-hoof, Holiday retreated to her workshop, where she found that Gutter Pup had quite the knack for painting! Things were beginning to look up!

...Then the Royal Guard showed up to arrest Holiday. And they would have succeeded, had the guards not forgotten to bring an arrest warrant. After they begrudgingly let Holiday go, she and Gutter Pup made their birdhouse delivery to Flusterfry, whose excessive hospitality and a much-needed free meal led to Holiday Special opening up to her and Gutter Pup, and telling them about her troubled childhood...


Day 3
2:45 PM

HP: 100%
MP: 100%
Bits: 64
Inventory: 1 apple, 1 hay bale
Status: A bit glum


This is where your quest continues.

>>27114200
Is this a prompt?

>>27114284
Yes. You just got some free hay from Fluttershy while you were leaving. Where to next?

>>27114337
I guess we take the hay home to make his bed?

>>27114200
What other errands could we get done while we're out?
If nothing, then head home.

>>27114366
Go to town hall and find out about that restraining order.

>>27114389
Yeah, let's do that.

>>27114200
I guess we should get the hay home to get Gutter's bed set up.
When we get there we can drop him off and head to town hall while he gets his bed set.

>>27114389
>>27114438
These two

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>>27114361
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>>27114466
Satisfied with her payment, Holiday closes up the cart and is on her way, with Gutter Pup tagging along by her side.

>You gained RESPECT from Fluttershy

The two ponies take a trip across town, back to Holiday's house. I'd tell you what they talked about along the way, but I'm feeling lazy so just pretend that they had a spirited exchange about vaudevillian theater or something.
As they approach Holiday's house once more, however, they notice a pair of figures at the door.
>"Oh, shit..."

>>27115025
Oh shit indeed.

>>27115025
that's when you start walking the opposite direction and learn to live the homeless life with gutter pup.

>>27115025
welp time to go to town hall to prove that restraning order is fake

>>27115025
He doesn't need a bed just yet. To town hall!

>>27115025
Have fun with them knocking and trying to get in into an empty house. If they break in, you can report them for item damage. Meanwhile go for a stroll around the town.

>>27115025
We can just leave the hay nearby and go to town hall and bring gutter pup with us.

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>>27115043
>>27115051
>>27115092
"What should we do, Miss Holiday?" Gutter Pup whispers.
>"Just keep quiet and follow my lead..."
Holiday Special takes a step back.
Then another.
Then about 700 more.
Which leads her and Gutter Pup right to Town Hall.
>"...How convenient. Come on, kiddo. I'm gonna clear my name. ...Or, at least, I'm going to make it slightly less tarnished."
The two ponies walk in and approach the receptionist's desk. As usual, her face twists into a frown the moment she sees Holiday Special.
"Is this about your missing trash cans?" she asks. "I told you, we don't know who keeps taking them!"
Holiday side-glances at Gutter Pup. He smiles nervously and looks the other way.

>>27115622
No, this is about a restraining order that apparently I never heard about.

>>27115622
Oh, don't worry about it.

We're here about a restraining order that we were never informed about.

>>27115622
Ask about restraining order

>>27115622
I sure hope you know it's illegal to file false restraining orders for shit that never happened, so I want to see that every single detail about the restraining order that I never heard of is on fucking point otherwise it'll be someones ass.

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>>27116229
>"Forget the garbage cans. I have bigger problems right now."
The receptionist sighs and rubs her temples. "Oh, Celestia... What now?"
>"I'm here about a restraining order."
"Which one?"
Holiday Special glowers at her.
"What? You know you have several on your file."
>"Yeah but you don't have to be so fucking FORWARD about it."
The receptionist shrugs and gets off her chair, beckoning Holiday and Gutter Pup to follow her. She leads them to a room lined with file cabinets; at the one labelled "H-K," she produces a ring of keys and opens the top drawer, pulling out an unusually thick folder and dropping it on the nearest table with an audible grunt. "There we go." she says, flipping it open and literally nosing through the papers. "Which order did you want information about?"
>"Cheerilee's."
The receptionist browses through the folder. "...Nope. Not here."
>'What.'
>"What?"
The receptionist spins the folder around. "Have a look for yourself. It goes right from Caramel to Cloud Kicker."

>>27116364
I knew that bitch was lying. So why the hell are there guards at our home?

Stopping for the night. Thanks for playing; please leave all restraining order-related freakouts in writing and they'll be processed in the order in which they were received.

>>27116372
aggravated assault.

>>27116389
Guess that'd do it.

>>27116364
wow how many restraining order do we have

>>27116364
Thanks for the help lady.
That's all we needed.

>>27116364
Refresh ourselves on the other restraining orders and then ask her to sign a piece of paper saying that there's no restraining order from Cheerilee on file. If their arrest warrant specifies only the restraining order then that should be enough to get us off the hook again.

>>27116364
So we weren't trespassing on school property as we went straight to the front door/Cheerilee as anyone is supposed to do, we violated no restraining order, and she assaulted us. We should be in the clear.

>>27116517
Apparently floating her up into a tree was magical assault. But I think we can dispute that seeing how we were trying to leave but she wouldn't let us go.

I'm pretty sure that counts as harassment.

>>27116364
Let's remind ourself of what restraining orders we do have, just to be safe.

>>27116553
Right. We didn't commit assault, she attacked us twice first, first literally and intentionally slamming our face in a door and then kicking us in the neck. We defended ourselves. If anything we should be pressing charges against her.

We could probably go to her house after she goes home and inform her of that. I mean, what exactly did the only witnesses (children) see first? Cheerilee slamming our face in a door. Imagine what'll happen to her reputation around town when they find out that the sweet little teacher is being charged with assault. Even if ponies think we deserve it, will parents really trust their foals with her?

>>27116651 (me)
There's also lying to the police about the restraining order which is also illegal.

>>27116655
Maybe we can file our first restraining order against someone!

>>27116676
That takes a bunch of time and last I checked we were planning on moving within the week.

>>27116702
Did I say place a restraining order.
I meant, put her in jail and ruin her career.

>>27116735
I'd rather threaten her into submission so that she agrees to get the guard off of our back. Cheerislut isn't worth the effort nor do we have the time to waste with our deadline. Plus it makes it more personal. Fighting for yourself in court is something you can be proud of, she'll always remember capitulating to us and forsaking what she thinks is the 'right' position.

>>27116783
I meant the whole filing a fault police report thing will get her put in jail.
I don't think we have to be around for that.

>>27116820
I think it'd be a fine in this case. Not sure though. Obviously IRL it varies quite a bit state to state and country to country. I'd rather just add it onto the blackmailing. We're the only ones talking though, so I'm sure others will weigh in with their opinions over the course of the night.

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Viva Christmas Special!

>>27116364
Fast browse of all the restraining order, to freshen up memories.
Then, if nothing is abnormal, maybe we shall sneak back to our house (we weren't supposed to leave).

It will leave us plenty of time to create a bet for Gutter Pop.

beb

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I thought this would be faster than a drawing.
I WAS FUCKING WRONG, WASN'T I?

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>>27123707
Holiday's brow furrows as the receptionist confirms her suspicions.
>"Lying bitch."
"Excuse me?" the receptionist answers, giving Holiday a dirty look.
>"I said 'LYING.' Anyway, could you refresh my memory on how many restraining orders I do have?"
The receptionist sighs and once again starts nosing through the papers, a look of intense concentration on her face. Gutter Pup's eyes widen as he makes motions with his lips that can only be him counting along. Holiday Special glances off to the side.
>'Of all the days to have my record dragged out, it's got to be when the kid's with me.'
Finally, the receptionist looks up at Holiday again and answers: "You've got 48 restraining orders that have been taken out against you by citizens of Ponyville.
Gutter Pup glances up uncertainly at Holiday, who simply balks at this.
>"Y... I-I... You gotta be shitting me!"
The receptionist shuts the folder with a loud SLAP! and pushes it towards Holiday. "I can assure you that I'm not shitting you." she answers dryly. "Count them yourself if you don't believe me. I honestly thought you'd be proud or something."
Holiday frowns at the mare, then uses her magic to go through each and every restraining order file.
Five...
Ten...
Sixteen...
>'You can STOP now!'
Twenty-four...
Thirty-three...
Thirty-nine...
>'FUCKING STOP, PLEASE!!'
Forty-six...
Forty-seven...
Forty-eight.
...Forty-nine. The last two were stuck together.
Holiday Special can feel Gutter Pup's eyes on her back.

>>27124698
Any idea what the deal with the last one is? We didn't piss off Discord, did we?

>>27124698
>"Well, I know who are not getting their holiday presents this year."

>>27124698
Do we recognize any of those as kids?

>>27124698
no cheerilee anywhere.
ask if copies can be made of these.

>>27124698
What the hell do the wingdings say?

>>27124757
It says Zecore

>>27124698
Are you still here?

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>>27124849
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>>27124890
>"Ah... heh... W-well, I know a few ponies who aren't going to be getting Hearth's Warming gifts this year...!"
Neither Gutter Pup nor the receptionist laugh. Holiday sighs and takes a closer look at the names.
>'I don't think any of these ponies are kids... The youngest one is probably that flying fag pride ribbon, Rainblow Trash.'
>"Can you make copies of these?"
The receptionist gives Holiday Special her own patented 'Are you fucking serious?' look.
"Don't you already have copies of these at home?" she asks. "You received one after the hearing when they were finalized, remember?"
Holiday Special puts a hoof to her chin. Vague flashbacks of her sleeping in the courtroom and trying to seduce the bailiff that was dragging her out swirl in her mind.
>"Uhhh..."
The receptionist rubs her temple and sighs. "Of course... Look, I can make you some copies, but there's a surcharge of 2 bits per copy."
>"TWO BITS?!"
"Look, we still read by candlelight and firefly in this town." the receptionist retorts. "That copy machine shouldn't even EXIST for another century or so yet. You think we have the budget to maintain a cutting-edge copy machine that gives free printouts? Well I'm sorry, but this isn't a magical fairy tale world where bits grow on trees and engineers work for free. You can pay the surcharge or you can use the copies you SHOULD already have. Your choice."

>>27125615
Well, you can shove 98 bits.

I ain't paying that.

why we could possible need a copy when we can chea- use our memory

>>27124698
I don't even know who some of these ponies are.

>>27125615
fuck that
let see if we even kept those extra copy of the restraining orders in our house

>>27125615
Meh, we can check at home. They're probably somewhere.

>>27125615
How about a signed not saying we don't have a restraining order from Cheerilee?

>>27125615
We don't even need copies anyway. Those retard guards would probably just say we left Cheerilee's out if we tried to show them that it wasn't there. Just make them check for themselves.

>>27125615
Commit those to memory and search our house for the restraining orders, tell the guards to check town hall if we pass them

>>27125744
That's a better idea. We really don't need to carry 49 restraining orders around anyway.

>>27125615
Sorry but we don't have that kind of money but thank you for the help.

>>27125615
Let's try to be chill with the receptionist. She looks like she could use an alcoholic beverage.
We should as hell would if we had her job, seems pretty boring.

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>>27125688
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>>27125914
>"Then I choose to not pay 98 bits. Screw that!"
The receptionist rolls her eyes and puts Holiday's folder back. "Then I guess you'll have to find the copies you already have." she answers, locking the filing cabinet back up and trotting back to her desk. "Good luck finding them."
>"Hold on a second, sunshine. There's one other thing you can do for me."
"And that would be?"
>"Write me up a note that says that that bitch Cheerilee doesn't have a restraining order on me."
The receptionist raises her eyebrow as she sits back down. "Why?"
>"Because those two dipshit guards will arrest me if you don't!"
The receptionist puts her hooves together. "Hmm... I'm not seeing the problem here."

>>27126440
Are we sure we're not related somehow...?

>>27126440
you would let an "innocent" mare go to prison for a crime she didn't commit? how about turning that cold shoulder to a warm one.

>>27126440
scrunch at her

>>27126440
If ya do it we'll share some liquor with ya. Looks like your mug could use some.

I think this might be one of the few ponies Holly can empathize with. It's like their two sides of the same grumpy coin.

>>27126440
So you're going to let someone get wrongfully imprisoned for violating a restraining order they don't even have?

>>27126440
So your going to allow an innocent (in this instance) pony get arrested just so you can be lazy? When they waste their time and come here to check the information, I wonder who would get in trouble.

>>27126440
Then we will just hang out here and make annoying noises and wait for the guards to come so we can show them the file doesn't exist ourselves.

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>>27126458
I don't think there's a point in trying to appeal to her better side because honestly I don't think she cares. Or maybe has one.

She seems to be the only other pone just as grumpy as Holly and we sure as hell wouldn't do shit her place.

>>27126642
but it's funny.

>>27126440
She looks like she has a lot to bitch about.
I wonder if we got her ranting we could make her less pissed and willing to help us out once she gets tired of bitching.
Maybe we'd find a common ground in hating everything.

>>27126642
> I wonder who would get in trouble
Mine was a vague warning.

>>27126440
Threaten her with violence if she refuses to cooperate.

>>27126599
Pretty much this

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>>27126574
For maybe the first time in her life, Holiday Special is at a loss for words.
>"I... You... But... You can't just let them arrest an innocent mare!"
"Pfffff." Cold Shoulder responds curtly. "Innocent my ass."
>"IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE!"
Cold Shoulder sticks a hoof in her ear. "Yeah, well, I doubt anypony around here would care about a technicality like that."
Holiday Special gives the deskmare her mightiest and scrunchiest scrunch.
>"That doesn't mean you can just be lazy! When they come here to check their information, guess who's going to get in trouble?!"
Cold Shoulder puts her hooves to her cheeks in mock horror. "Oh dear sweet Celestia's ponut, no." she says in the most deadpan voice she can manage. "Please don't let me get in trouble with the mayor or, heaven forbid, get me fired from this horrible slog of a job. Woe be unto me should I be wrestled from this paradise of unending paperwork and having to deal with ponies like you all day. Please, I beg of you, spare me from that cruel fate."
Holiday is stunned by the receptionist's devil-may-care attitude. Could she be a long-lost relative or something? She certainly seems similar to Holiday in terms of personality... so, maybe the key to ensuring her cooperation is to treat her like a second Holiday Special?
>"I'll get you some liquor if you do it."
Cold Shoulder's expression shifts slightly. "...What kind of liquor?"

Stopping for the night. Thanks for playing!

>>27127311
Could i have that gif with just holiday in it?

>>27127311
Fermented Piss.

I say we wait like
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>>27126599
suggest

>>27127324
K whatever bye.

>>27127311
gutter pup would care.
do we have apple cider? Or is that the good shit we don't share with anypony?

>>27127356
I'm going with this.

>>27127356
>>27127383
Yeah guys, this will TOTALLY help us

>>27127356
>>27127383
don't be faggots
there is no point in suggesting an idea that is actually good and then ruin it

>>27127401
>>27127404
I'm playing the character, not the optimal decision.

>>27127407
And i'm playing the character and bribing someone
Fuck off

>>27127401
>>27127404
>Wanting Twiggy to be right

>>27127311
Depends, what's your poison?

>>27127311
Ask what her favorite drink is.

Shit we might even get smashed with her once the kid's back at our place.

>>27127407
>my stupid decisions are "playing the character" so they're ok.
first of fucking all we're the character and we can make her do anything we want. if an overwhelming majority said for holiday to roll around on the ground like she's on fire it would be done.
second, this isn't the time to make rash decisions. holiday only flips shit when provoked, not ignored.

>>27127422
I want to bribe her to show the guards, not to be nice

>>27127422
but she already is
there is no turn back

>>27127455
Actually, if we have friends but still end up punching Twiggy in the face doesn't that make her wrong.

>>27127449
More like I'm tired of Holiday's "I hate ponies," getting another asterisk every time we meet someone new who isn't immediately hostile towards us.

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>>27127347
Kay.

>>27125615
So what exactly did we do with our copies of the restraining orders? Did we trash them? Because we have a FRIEND who just so happens to know everything there is to know about the trash in this town. He could know if it's possible to find them.
And seriously, with Gutterpup going through pony's garbage, he could have all the dirt on everybody. At some point we should ask him if he ever read any of the things he found in the trash around town. The potential blackmail knowledge in this kid is ludicrous.

And even with the note from this mare, or with copies of every restraining order, the guards won't believe us anyway and are still gonna arrest us. So while we're still free, we should go confront Cheerilee with this because it's perfectly legal for us to talk to her.
Who knows, she might even shift her anger towards whoever fucked up her restraining order instead of us, however unlikely.

>>27127661
Thanks inept

page nine ain't fine

beb

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>>27127449
I think we should roll around on the ground like we were on fire if we don't have some liquor(n) here...
Wait, where are we even caring the liquor?

By the way, shouldn't we care about gutter pup?
Granted, we can't do much with him, but still. Even a "look at auntie special superior negotiator's talent" will be better than nothing...
I mean, kiddo just have seen 49 shades of Christmas here...

So because life just can't get enough of kicking me in the balls, there will once again be no updates tonight. Sorry for the inconvenience. Again.

>>27134546
The world hates angry pone.

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>>27134546
Well better got to sleep then.

I mean, I wait for this quest since the first thread, but if you can't, it's okay.
I will go back to work on the game boy port of the quest that's all...
Thank anyway.

>>27134546
No problem.
Hope everything is fine for you.

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>>27139659
Bump

>FiTfags

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Bamp

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>>27126599
>>27127185
>>27127356
>>27127383
>'What am I saying?!'
>"Fermented piss is what I've got."
The receptionist blinks. "...The yak kind or the dragon kind?"
>"What? What's the difference?"
"One's literally piss. Take a guess which."
...
"Yak?" Gutter Pup asks shyly.
"Good guess, kid." Cold Shoulder replies with a nod. "You must really know your urine."
"Well, I don't like to brag..."
>"You know what? Screw this. I'm not giving you shit. I'll just sit here and make annoying noises until those two gold-plated jizz stains come back here and I can show them the files myself."
Cold Shoulder leans back in her chair and puts her hooves back behind her head. For the first time today, she smiles at Holiday.
"And who's got the key to those files?" she asks smugly.

>>27144036
Really though, we don't need written confirmation that we don't have it.
They wouldn't have been able to get a warrant for a restraining order that doesn't exist.

>>27144036
warn her
oh, you don't wanna do that.
because she's going to end up beat up and locked in a closet.

>>27144036
The pony that'd get arrested for refusing to show the police public documents.

>>27144036
Damn, what can we do...

Oh well. We don't care no more, fuck this bitch, let's go home and package stuff...

>Nevermind, you are even weirder than me...
And we get out of here.

>>27144036
The mayor does, enjoy the unemployment line.

>>27144036
Throw the ball at her.

>>27144036
This is dumb lets just get drunk with her.

She dosnt care about her job and cops are just dieing for us to acually do something agisnt the law so there no point in beating her.

You know, we don't have a restraining order from Cheerilee right now. That isn't to say this bitch wouldn't forge a document to fuck with us. And no one would be suspicious at all. We should just leave.

>>27144178
This

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>>27144108
do you mean the job she doesn't care about getting fired?

>>27144274
I don't mind calling her bluff.

>>27144036
this mare is one smug bitch, let drink vodka with her

>>27144048
Assault.

>>27144055
>>27144156
She doesn't give a damn and it could give her a reason to have us arrested.

>>27144068
She's refusing to give us something, not the police

>>27144178
She'd make us pay

>>27144274
That isn't a warning anymore, we should just do it and not waste any more time

>>27144295
>She's refusing to give us something, not the police
>I can't read

I'll just sit here and make annoying noises until those two gold-plated jizz stains come back here and I can show them the files myself."
Cold Shoulder leans back in her chair and puts her hooves back behind her head. For the first time today, she smiles at Holiday.
"And who's got the key to those files?" she asks smugly.

She said that she'd refuse to let the guards see.

>>27144295
>Assault.
I know, that's why this whole 'get written confirmation that there's no restraining order on cheerilee' thing is bullshit.

>>27144295
>She'd make us pay
I don't care booze is booze.

>>27144293
Agreed
The bitch has earned my respect.

>>27144311
We can argue against everything, but we need proof about the restraining order for them to take us seriously. Otherwise we'll have to waste time waiting for them to get the proof themselves.

>>27144036
Fuck this bitch. Let's go yell at Cheerilee for assualting us and lying about the restraining order.

>>27144345
They can't do shit about the restraining order without proof anyways. Burden of proof is on the accuser.

They're probably not even attempting to arrest us for the order anymore.

>>27144308
She's refusing to allow us to show them, not refusing the police. If we can't convince to police to request access than she won't have any reason to tell them anything. We have a terrible reputation so we would have trouble making a convincing argument about anything.

>>27144359
And than she can call us crazy and have us arrested.

>>27144361
Can't they force us to come with them until the get all of their facts straight?

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>>27144055
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>>27144108
>"The mayor does."
The receptionist whistles and holds up her ring of keys. "You're as dumb as a snowpony in the summer, aren't you?" she asks, quickly putting her keys away before Holiday can snatch them with her magic.
>"Oh, that's right. The cunt that'll get arrested for refusing to show the police public documents."
Cold Shoulder merely chuckles and shakes her head. "There's nothing illegal about 'misplacing' a key or two. Also, the cops are on my side. Everypony is."
"...I'm not." Gutter Pup interjects. He sounds uncertain, though.
Cold Shoulder just shrugs. "The joy of being young and naive."
Holiday fumes and trots right up to the mare's desk.
>"You know, screwing with me is a good way to get your ass beat and locked in a closet. But talking shit to the kid... oooohohoho, you REALLY don't want to do that."
"Or what?" Cold Shoulder asks, sitting back up and leaning forward, her eyes narrowing. "You think I'm afraid of you? I eat nastier cunts than you for breakfast. Come on, step around the desk; see what happens."

>>27144474
Now kiss.

>>27144487
This

>>27144474
>You eat nasty cunts for breakfast?

>>27144487
no first we argue with each other till we are in each other faces, and then we kiss

>>27144487
I believe that is the next step in the mating dance of the Hugious Cunticus.

>>27144487
This,but somewhere behind the desk,as to not scar Gutter Pup

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>>27144487
Well...

>>27144487
Go around the desk and kiss her. It's the last thing she'll expect.

>>27144487
Either this or send her say hello to some rainbow "nastier cunts" dash using our magic.

No need to scream or talk. Just put her on orbit.
it will be the only time in her mudpony's life that she will be able to fly...

>>27144534
What if she is only doing this to kiss us.
Then fuck us behind the desk?

>>27144564
Then totally do it, Its been a really long time.

>>27144487
This. Pick the keys while she is stunned.

>>27144564
she must have been watching and wanting us for a long time if she thinks this is how she can push the right buttons.

>>27144579
by the time were done with her she'll give us the key.

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>>27144487
>>27144492
>>27144508
>>27144509
>>27144511
>>27144534
>"Gutter Pup, go wait outside. I don't want you to see this."
Gutter Pup's muzzle scrunches up and he looks up at Holiday worriedly. "You're not going to fight, are you...?"
>"Go."
Holiday hates being terse with the colt, but his fading hoofsteps give her some relief. Now at least he'll see one less gruesome thing today than he would've.
"Never pegged you as the noble type." Cold Shoulder remarks.
Holiday doesn't answer her. Instead, the unicorn trots around the mare's desk. Reading her intent, Cold Shoulder gets up from her chair, her body tensing up in anticipation.
For a moment, the two mares glare at each other, their muzzles only a breath apart. Both ponies involuntarily scrunch and click their teeth. Their tails swish back and forth. The hairs on their backs stand up. The town hall is silent enough to hear a pin drop as the two mares face off, daring one another to strike first.
And then, they both strike at the same time. Holiday darts forward like a cobra, her lips mashing into the Earth pony's with just enough force to keep the two pressed together unless Cold Shoulder steps back. The receptionist's eyes widen with surprise, the fur of her cheeks darkening a twinge in response to the unexpected assault. Holiday's horn begins to glow, her own eyes darting over her opponent's lithe form in search of the key ring.
But then, Holiday feels two hooves wrapping around her head and shoulders, securing her in place. Now it's the unicorn's turn to be surprised, her focus broken as Cold Shoulder leans back into the kiss and then eagerly returns it.
>'What the fuck?!'
The unicorn's mind is flooded with conflicting messages: She knows she should break away. She knows she should put this mudhorse into a coma for insulting Gutter Pup and then laying her hooves on her. But the day's stresses have greatly worn Holiday down, and what little resolve she has left quickly melts away.

>>27145001
>She wanted it too
Fight her tongue, get her on the bottom, become the dominant one.

>>27145001
go
full
lewd

>>27145001
NO TURNING BACK

FUCK EACH OTHER

>>27145001
have your hooves start exploring her body.

>>27145001
We're on top. We are the dominant one.

>>27145001
Make this bitch our mare.

>>27145001
let's hate fuck this bitch like no one's every hatefucked before
we need this
we need this

>>27145001
Push her down to the ground and dominate her tongue, and use your hooves to explore her body

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>>27145027
>>27145051
>>27145067
yeeeeeeeeeeeessssss
let's show this cunt who's the alpha mare here


I am fully expecting to be cock blocked super hard here.

Is cold shoulder a waifu now?
Cause I'm totally cool with that.

Our angry poner needs an even angrier waifu.

>>27145001
We should really take this somewhere more..private.

Like a broom closet or something

>>27145099
by those dirty guards of course, who else would inter up this heated battle

>>27145115
She's not a waifu. At best she'd be an angry fuckbuddy.

>>27145001
Wait a minute.

Is this all part of Twiggls' master plan to make Holly make friends?

>>27145138
I hope we think that then get distracted by a nibble from somewhere.

>twiggls
>hot lesbian action
ya i think this is more cadence plan then purple drink

>>27145138
>>27145145
That's dumb,

>>27145152
>cadence plan
If it involves hate sex with a hot blue angry waifu im ok with it.

>>27145138
Why are you worrying? She's already won.

>>27145167
The only ACTUAL friend we made is Gutter Pup,but he is basically our adopted son.

>>27145138
>>27145145
>>27145152
>>27145164
>>27145167
>>27145184
BEST FRIENDS

>>27145249
ya purple, friends strait up have sex with each other when they first meet.
go back to your castle play-set

>>27145268
they do

>>27145307
No they don't.

>>27145343
Shut up twiggie

>>27145343
your just mad cadence beat you to it

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>>27145353
>>27145368
Silly anons.
I was Cadence the whole time!

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>>27145404
Or were you?

>>27145404
>>27145417
oh god who should i believe

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Okay /mlp/ we need to open the box
>rules
>you must go to a board besides /mlp/ and find a pic of a key
When we have three trips choose what is in the box

>>27145546
Its not going to happen again.

>>27145546
why this thread tho

>>27145546
It's not going to happen Anon.
>>>/o/14892396

>>27145777
>jackpot
>/o/
ayy

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>>27145027
>>27145036
>>27145039
>>27145040
>>27145051
>>27145067
>>27145076
>>27145085
For a few brief moments, Holiday's body runs on autopilot as Cold Shoulder runs her hooves down the unicorn's back. The burning anger clouding Holiday's mind moments earlier has cooled slightly, filling her with an electrifying warmth that seems to concentrate wherever the Earth pony touches her.
But when Cold Shoulder starts to lean forward and lay Holiday Special on her desk, something clicks in the red mare's brain:
>'What are you DOING, Holly?! Don't let this paper-pushing featherweight take advantage of you! Fight back!!'
Holiday quickly drops her hooves from Cold Shoulder's cheeks and searches for a weak spot. As her right hoof trails down the Earth mare's stomach, she feels it scrape past a small, hard bump.
>'A-ha!'
Holiday presses down with her hoof, squashing the fleshy bump against Cold Shoulder's belly. The blue mare moans softly and tilts her head back, exposing her neck. Like a vampire, Holiday makes her move, closing her lips around the mare's neck and sucking softly, trailing her mouth down to Cold Shoulder's chest fluff. With a small whine of indignation, Cold Shoulder relents and lets Holiday push her onto her chair. A smile graces the unicorn's lips, but all this close contact has left Holiday a bit too hot and bothered to be satisfied with such a meager victory.
>"Where's the closest broom closet?"
Cold Shoulder's eyes flutter open; her lips form a wry smile and she beckons Holiday to follow her down a nearby hall. Her tail swishes and her modest rump bounces from side to side as she walks, giving Holiday quite a view - and quite a muzzleful. A thin river of fluid seeps down her thighs, forcing her to pick up the pace.
Luckily, Cold Shoulder stops at the next door; after a quick glance around, the mares slip inside, and Cold Shoulder quietly shuts and locks the door, giving Holiday a lusty smirk. "Where were we...?"

http://imgur.com/EGF6fWo

Stopping for the night. I hope that this... minigame is at least decent thus far. Thanks for playing, and feel free to do your box ARG thingy until I come back tomorrow. See you guys then!

>>27145546
I already posted this as its own thread

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>>27145922
oh my~

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>>27145922

>>27145942
K bye.

>>27145922
I didn't need lewds to happen.
But I will not argue with it.

I'm perfectly fine with skipping to the end if Inept is bother by it.

>>27145922
Suckle on her meager tits before having her return the favor by servicing our larger, better ones.

>>27146062
same, but if he's fine, Let's see if we can become Best Friends with this cunt.

>>27145942
Thanks inept

If you are uncomfortable with going further, you can just say it happenned, and move on

>>27145942
Typical grill.

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>>27145922

>>27147223

>>27148911

>>27146291
I wouldn't mind skipping to the part where were smoking cigars and enjoying the afterglow.

>>27149910
With a squrriel, right?

>>27150887
Res pls

>>27151049
I'm Not Res

beb

>>27146062
>>27146257
>>27146291
>>27149910
If I go with this, it'll be because it's the most popular vote, not because I'm feeling squeamish.

Make the call.

>>27152724
Where is the prompt?

Where do we start?

>>27152724
i'm fine with the skip

>>27152724
I liked lewds.

>>27152724
I'd prefer we continue by pushing her up against the wall and kissing again.

>>27152724
but how are we going to see the neat tricks we can do with our horn?

>>27152724
Honestly I was supporting this more for the humor than anything else. I like lewds, but I don't want to hold things up if others aren't interested.

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>>27152764
...A-are you physically incapable of scrolling up to the last picture?

>>27152859
>Luckily, Cold Shoulder stops at the next door; after a quick glance around, the mares slip inside, and Cold Shoulder quietly shuts and locks the door, giving Holiday a lusty smirk. "Where were we...?"
Luckily, Cold Shoulder stops at the next door; after a quick glance around, the mares slip inside, and Cold Shoulder quietly shuts and locks the door, giving Holiday a lusty smirk. "Where were we...?"
YOU CALL THAT A PROMPT?!

>>27152876
Well, where were we anon?

>>27152876
Answer Cold's question/make a move, Anon

>>27152876
Yeah. That's a perfectly fine prompt. What move do we make to continue?

>>27152724
I don't really give two shits about lewds, so I'd prefer you skipped.

>>27145922
time to 69

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>>27145922

>>27152724
go go go go go go
lewd time

>>27152724
Ehhhh, skip.

>>27145922
Push her to the ground, then trace your tongue around her outer lips

>>27152724
I leave it up to you to decide. :^)

>>27152724
Reset

>>27152724
Lets do it.

>>27152724

Maybe some more kissing would be good.

>>27152809

I like lewds but if people want to skip I'm fine.

>>27152924
Oh scissor me timbers

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Okay we'll compromise: You can have drawn lewds, but not written since I know I'll fuck that up. One skip, one not skipped.


http://imgur.com/lO4l00f

A short time later, Holiday and Cold Shoulder lie on the floor in a sweaty, musky tangle of limbs. Cold Shoulder is panting softly, and both mares' manes are a mess.
"Hah... hah... wow..." Cold Shoulder pants, staring up at the ceiling with a wide grin on her face. "That was... intense. I never thought you could do THAT with a horn."
>"Yeah, well, I never thought you could do THAT with a tongue. No wonder you Earth ponies screw like rabbits."
"Hey, up yours, pinhead."
Holiday gives Cold Shoulder a sideways smirk.
>"Exactly."
Cold Shoulder grunts and produces a small box of cigarettes, popping one in her mouth and then holding the box out over Holiday's face. "Want one?"

>>27153838
Damn right I do.

>>27153838
Aren't we tying to cut back on bad habits?

But sure, why not.

>>27153838
there isn't anything flammable in this closet like rags is there? If so don't take one.

>>27153838
let have one just don't trow it out in the room

we also probably shouldn't smoke because we're going to be around gutter pup and we don't want to smell like cigarettes

>>27153906
THIS

We don't want to be a bad example. Well, anymore than we already are anyways.

>>27153838
Don't mind if I do.

>>27153838
>I never thought you could do THAT with a horn.
Tease

>>27153906
there's no doubt we already smell like hot sexy times, a little smoke won't hurt our aroma and if anything it'll cover up the scent of hate fuck.

>>27153936
But I feel as though he's more likely to identify smoke rather than sex.

>>27153936
Didn't seem to be much hate there in the end...

>>27154014
We can just tell him that there was fire involved.

>>27153838
Smoke, then you have an excuse for being in the closet.

>>27154014
>the smell of smoke is his trigger.

>>27154054
Let's not tell him we started a fire.
We can just tell him cold shoulder started smoking while we were talking with her. We don't have to say we were doing it with her.

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>>27153859
>>27153882
>>27153898
>>27153923
>"Sure, why not?"
Holiday takes a cigarette with her magic, and then she lights both mares', prompting a nod and a half-spoken "Thanks." from Cold Shoulder. The two mares lay back and take a moment to compose themselves. Holiday sighs softly and glances over at Cold Shoulder, who seems to be barely registering Holiday's presence. Her gaze is distant and unfocused; whether from Holiday rocking her world or from something else, she can't tell.
>'At least she's not the chatty type...'
Holiday lays back and takes a drag of her cigarette. The scent of burning nightshade and fake hay scent slowly fills the closet.
"So..." Cold Shoulder eventually says, breaking the silence Holiday had been so grateful for. But she doesn't have a follow-up.
>"...So... what?"
She shrugs. "I dunno. I've never had angry sex with a unicorn in a broom closet before. What usually happens now?"

>>27154588
I dunno, we cool now?

>>27154588
Someone opens the door, there is an awkward silence and then a laugh track plays.

>>27154588
Well, if you can help me with my problem, you'd be more than welcome to stop by for 'coffee' sometimes...

>>27154588
We fall in love, get married, and adopt twins. /deadpan

>>27154588
We get up and leave and resume our days. Let's do this again sometime.

>>27154616
But aren't we leaving Equestria?

>>27154616
This

>>27154643
She hates her job.
Maybe we can bring her along.

>>27154643
Might as well keep things open and friendly, just in case.

>>27154657
>>27154659
But then doesn't... Twilight win?

>>27154669
Not if we only have angry sex.

>>27154659
>Twilight win
we just hate fuck Cold Shoulder. At what point did purple horse win during sex

>>27154669
Not if when she tries to get on her soapbox and spew her asops bullshit, we tell her we made our friendships out of our hate for her.

>>27154669
>thinking about twilight
she should be the furthest thing from our mind right now

>>27154669
Doesn't count if were fucking her.
Lovers aren't the same thing as friends.

This too >>27154691 but also we punch her in the face at the end.

>>27154691
>our hate for her
more like the hate for how stupid ponies are in this town

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>>27154598
>>27154616
>>27154628
>>27154632
>>27154657
>>27154659
>"We fall in love, get married, and adopt twins."
Cold Shoulder turns her head towards Holiday, then utters a sharp little snicker through her snout and glances back up at the ceiling. "Tempting, but I'll pass." she answers.
>"Then I guess I get up and leave and resume my day... Maybe we can do this again sometime."
"Yeah, maybe." Cold Shoulder muses. "That might be nice..."
>"If we're cool now, you can come over now and then for 'coffee' if you want."
"Now there's an offer I wasn't expecting to hear."
>"It's only open for a few seconds. And if you help me with my problem."
Cold Shoulder chortles and sits up. "Didn't I just get done doing that...?" she coos, tracing a hoof along Holiday's thigh.
>"I meant my OTHER problem. With the guards."
"Oh. Oh yeah, guess that slipped my mind."
>'Damn right it did.'
Cold Shoulder reaches into her inventory and pulls out the ring of keys, and then she holds them out to Holiday. "You know what? Here."
Holiday blinks.
>"These are ALL your keys."
"Yeah... It's a pain in the ass to pull one off and put it back on without magic. Just chuck it on my desk or in the trash or whatever when you're done with them. Like I said, losing keys ain't illegal."

Stopping for the night. Thanks for playing!

>>27155087
thank her, and make some comment about paying her back if she ever needs it, but don't be too sincere and play it down a little


we now have KEYS TO EVERYTHING
THE TOWN IS OURS

>>27155087
Let's take the keys and get our file.

>>27155087
Might want to get that "black" eye checked out.

>>27155389
We should ask if she has any makeup.

>>27155389
Isn't that evidence that Cheerilee assaulted us?

>>27155422
Oh, yeah I guess we should keep it then.

>>27155093
I see that you got rid of your no porn rule. Good stuff inept.

Let's put out the cigarette.
We don't want to set a bad example for Gutty.

>>27155389
Nah, it gives us character!

>>27155389
It's turned green which means it's starting to fade.

wonder how long gutter pup has been waiting for us.

beb

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>>27155115
>>27155214
A wicked grin spreads across Holiday's face as she takes the keys with her magic.
>"Ohhh, I could have some fun with these."
"Yeah, probably." Cold Shoulder answers disinterestedly, sitting up. "Somepony really should stop you."
Holiday chuckles softly as she gets up and unlocks the door.
>"Thanks, I owe you one. If I remember."
"Don't hurt yourself." Cold Shoulder responds snarkily.
>"Eat me."
Cold Shoulder turns and blows Holiday a kiss. "Anytime~" Then, with one last wink, the Earth mare turns and trots down the hall, back towards her desk. Holiday's gaze stays focused on the receptionist's rump for a bit longer than one might deem proper, but whatever. It's not like anypony else is around to judge her.
Which means nopony is around to keep her out of the file room, either.
Humming softly to herself, Holiday trots back to the room Cold Shoulder had brought her to earlier and unlocks the door. Closing it behind her with a soft click, the unicorn returns to the appropriate cabinet and unlocks that as well, finally claiming her prize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ardSWkEE_Ek

>TOWN HALL KEYS added to inventory
>PERSONAL RECORD added to inventory

>>27162129
Remove Rainbow Dash, Windings, Rivit, Dance Fever, Aloe, and Lotus and then put it back. Documents we could modify don't do much in our inventory. Documents on file make all the world of difference.

While we're in here, let's look up Cheerilee and Sparkle's files.

>>27162202
This let's fuck up the princess.

>>27162202
Agreed. Maybe we can straight up blackmail Cheerilee into dropping any charges she has against us.
I mentioned this a couple of days ago, but with Gutterpup having gone through everypony's trash, he might be able to help with that.

>>27162220
>>27162202
I don't think Twiggy properly filed her tax exemption on that castle.

>>27162129
If the whole town is going to be against us and just abuse the system to put us in prison checking Cheerilee record for some blackmail could be handy if the guards won't listen to us about the lies she told.

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>>27162202
>>27162220
>>27162248
>>27162250
Holiday sifts through her file and removes a few of the more outstanding orders on-record.
Rainbow Dash, who Holiday would really love to deck.
Zecora, because 3/5 of a pony shouldn't be able to possess all of a restraining order.
Rivet and Dance Fever, because it's not like they're ever around to use them anyway.
And the spa ponies, because who hasn't accidentally crapped in the hot tub three or four times?
Once she's satisfied that her file is light enough now, Holiday puts it back in the drawer and locks it. Then she turns to leave. On the way to the door, she passes the 'S-T' cabinet. She pauses in front of it.
>'Wait a second... I have the keys to EVERY pony in town right here, not just my own file...'
The unicorn swings her head around and inspects the other file cabinets. She soon spots one labelled 'A-D.'
>'If those two dickless dicks won't listen to reason, then I'll just have to take the law into my own hooves!'

>>27162806
Go find Gutter Pup while taking the two files in inventory.

>>27162806
That's all stuff that's public knowledge.
Is there more? Surely there's something in there that's good enough to be blackmail material.

And What is SL? or HR?

>>27162806
What's HR?

>>27162806
Ponyville has to be the central town in the district, there should be tax records and whatnot here.

>>27162806
Ceerilee's 43? Twi's weight must be because of the hayburgers. I wonder how she'd feel if she got banned from there?

>>27162900
I don't think gutter pup has a file here.
Isn't he not from this town?

>>27162929
Or it could be those extra wings and height.

>>27162938
>Eats too many hayburgers.
Her eating problems are bad enough to be recorded in government records.

>>27162921
>central town in the district
>10 miles from the capital

>>27162938
Naw, she's just a fatty.

WHERETHEFUCKAREYOUBUMP

>>27162806
There's nothing good in here let's just go home and deal with the guards.

>>27162806
Dig deeper, I wish to know more.

Actually, I hate to do this, guys, but I'm stopping for the night. I'm really struggling to come up with blackmail material. Usually I can power through writer's block, but for some reason maybe because I both suck at and don't particularly enjoy legalese I'm totally blanking right now. I expected the stuff I put on the last pic to be sufficient; right now I just don't have anything else.
I'll make it up with an earlier start tomorrow. I'm sorry.

>>27163499
Ok goodbye.
Have fun with your sleep time.

>>27163499
K

>>27163499
But what do SL, MP and HR mean?

>>27164280
Strength Level
Magical Power
???

>>27162806
Let's file a official complaint to the guard at the highest level.

>>27164298
Element of magic=9?

>>27162806
Look at our file for comparison.

>>27161493

>>27164518
Could be out of 10.

>>27164518
>>27166601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o
I think it goes way higher than that.

bop

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>>27167309

>>27168507

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>>27164280
see >>27164298; HR = Harmony Rating. HR is out of 5, MP is out of 10. Twiggy Piggy is 9/10 because there've been stronger and smarter magic users than her. Deal with it Twifags.

>>27162906
>>27162921
>>27163254
>>27164538
She scours both Twilight's and Cheerilee's folders, but Holiday simply can't find anything really bad that they've done. At least, not as bad as accidentally freeing a god of chaos or causing a dragon attack. As for Twilight's file, several attached pages seem to simply be missing entirely.
>'There's something shady about Ponyville's precious purple princess, or my name isn't Holiday Gingerbread Special...'
Seeing both mares' comparatively small files makes Holiday curious about her own. She's already seen the dozens of restraining orders taken out against her, but surely her actual file isn't that scathing... Right?
Returning to the initial file cabinet, Holiday once again exhumes her folder and picks the top sheet of paper from it, holding it up to her face.
>'This doesn't look so bad... But it eels like it's printed on cardboard or something.'
The unicorn magically fidgets for a moment, adjusting her grip until she feels it catch on something thinner.
That's when the rest of the file unfolds and drops to the floor.

>>27170256
maybe the notable achievements section is just REALLY long

>>27170256
Well, at least it's mainly assault, drinking and harassment charges right....we never caused a dragon attack, and fucked with spacetime.

I wonder what's in Cold shoulder's folder lets check it out.

>>27170256
>At least, not as bad as accidentally freeing a god of chaos or causing a dragon attack
I feel like Inept's trying to tell us something.

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>>27170318

>>27170256
We need to delet this
Actually they'll have copies. Fuck.
What are the biggest offenses?

>>27170256
I'm surprised we don't have our own drawer.

>>27170256
can't we put these in twilight's folder?

>>27170741
Nobody will believe it.

>>27170758
starlight's?
spike's?

>>27170758
Yea, but we still should.

>>27170773
If i have to guess,this is before GlimGlam's reformation

>>27170852
spike then

>>27170852
>Relations to dragon lands
Nope, afterwards

>>27170885
the cmc still don't have their cutie mark last time we saw them so it's before season 5

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>>27170303
>>27170315
>>27170361
Holiday's stomach drops faster than those sheets of paper did. She knows she's not perfect, but she's not THAT bad, right?
>'Maybe the notable achievements section is the long part?'
Holiday scrutinizes the list. To her dismay, the notable achievement section is entirely blank. The demerit section, however, seems to go on...
...and on...
...and on...
...and on...
...
...and ON...

>>27170909
>calling the princess "fat" is a crime as well taking the last lollipop
wow this town is filled with wimps, why are we still living here

>>27170909
>no notable achievements
What about our toys for the kids?
>Guard in ICU due to exhaustion
Now that one's just not fair. It's not a crime if they agreed to it!

>>27170909
>defecated on Princess Twilight's throne
must have been a hell of a party
>called Princess fat
WELL FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THE PRINCESSES WERE ABOVE CRITICISM
BITCH DESERVED THAT SHIT ON HER THRONE

>trespassing at waterwhe[...]
that was like yesterday, come on man

>>27170909
I do kinda feel bad about a few of these...but twilight really is fat.

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I didn't realize just how much of the list would wind up covered, so here it is how it originally was, if anybody is interested.

>>27171013
Go find Gutter Pup's file

>>27171115
gutter don't have a file no pony know that he even lives here

>>27171122
It doesn't hurt to try.

>>27170909
>called Princess "fat"
>took last lollipop from bank
>refusal to stop calling Filthy Rich "Filthy"
>Made a bear cry by calling his bowtie stupid.
Some of these are completely idiotic. Is Equestria just one large "safe space"?