So how would you train this dragon /mlp/ ?

with muh dick

>>27100575
/thread

You don't train Ember.

She trains you.

>>27100603
>You will never fight for dominance in the sack with Ember.

>>27100554
Hugs and affection. All tsunderes have a loving sweet side they keep locked away and try to hide it by being cold. Once you dethaw her, she's a lot more friendly.

How do you train a brony to stop being a faggot?

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>>27100630

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>>27100643
>bronies

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>>27100554
The right way.

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>>27100643
>brony

>>27100643
Make him work on actual job.

>>27100643

With fire, and Jesus.

>>27100643
You're clearly on the wrong website baka senpai

>>27100688
>>27100714
>triggered by the word brony
>on an image board full of ponies
>in the year two thousand plus sixteen

>>27100757
The fanbase known as bronies aren't welcome here and never were summerfag.

>>27100770
>summerfag
Save those buzzwords for when the time is right, anon.

>>27100799
It's almost may and summer has come early this year.

>>27100822
>britfag
>snowing right now

sunlight when

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>>27100554
Like this but inverse

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>>27100706
Bitch please you got wrecked by a one eyed snake

>>27100931
>Nigga who lost to Naked
>Was so salty that he woke up from a coma as a flaming faggot

Anon pls

>>27100554
with nyx!

>>27100688
>>27100714
>>27100729
>>27100770
Nice denial :^)

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>>27100643
chase them with two things, a razor and soap. It is the bane of many a brony.

>>27100643
>brony

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>>27100554

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>>27103011

That dragon is fugly and unworthy as a waifu.

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>>27100554

>>27105920
>fugly
Sorry kid, you can't even have a waifu until you are the proper age.

>>27105957
hey faget, my generation invented that word. fuckin young rapscallions stole it from us.

Idiot, she is the one who trains.

>>27103053
So what am I if I wash myself regularly, shave my face every day and watch mlp every weekend?

All this brony shoehorning ruined a perfectly good dragon pussy thread.

Truly the furries of the mlp population.

>>27100554
I'll teach her fencing, regional champion.

Man, I loved that episode, especially all those dragon armor.

>>27105995
Are you going to sit him down on the chesterfield now, old man?

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I can count

>>27100554
she seems well trained
she didn't even need someone to clean up after her

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>>27100822
>>27100799
>>27100770
>summerfag

>>27106174
im gonna take him to the woodshed is what im gonna do, little fuckin prick

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>>27100554
Lovingly.
Also, muh dick.

>>27100554
I would start with my pinkie finger and work my way up from there.

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>>27106638
Sounds like training her won't take that long then.

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>>27106638
starting with the full dick simulation, hm?

>>27100926
Guys..guys...what if spike is a water dragon too?

>>27100643
Well you can't lead by example so tell him to not be like you.

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>>27100554

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>>27100554
Well, I'd start by checking where she is. Does she understand good foundation and form? Can she properly form a fist or claws? Does she grasp principles such as breathing and controlled relaxation?

After a bit of cursory examination, we'll build from there. What's right for me will not be right for her. She has power, endurance, and the ability to breathe fire and fly that I do not have.

By telling it to do things sometimes. That's how you train things, isn't it?

>>27100554
I'll have her train me...

>>27100554
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

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>>27100714
>>27100729
>>27100770
>>27100770
>>27100822
>>27103082

>w-we're not bronies
>were hoarsfugeres!!!

Top cringe.

>>27100554
There is a fall of equestria reference somewhere in there

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>>27100554
With a training montage of course!

>>27100554
Rolled up newspaper and a spray bottle until she responds to commands.

>>27100575
I would have been disappointed if this wasn't the first post. Anon... You-you made me proud.

>>27106289
Wow you're more than stupid

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>>27107625
At least he's not calling people fucking summerfags in fucking April.

>>27107635
>Summerfag
>sunset shimmer

Dude you're fucking retarded

>>27106946
I just watch a cartoon, and don't want to associate myself with a group that I have no control over. I also am not a gamer, just someone who plays video games.

>>27107645
what are you talking about?
sunshit was never mentioned

>>27107646
It's fine if you don't want to associate yourself with the rest of the fandom, but you can't get mad when someone calls you something that you, by literal definition, are.

>>27107653
I never got the whole thing about being a brony. Got called it alot. Never really complained.

>>27100554
>yfw Ember's design is essentially the same as Onyxia.

It's good to know WOW lore.

>>27107208
>1133872
>lost to a fucking Corolla

>>27100554
How? Like Princess Trainer?

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>>27107723
onyxia is fucking black

You guys crashed a perfectly good sex slave training thread.

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>>27100554
I still think her front face and side face profile don't match. At all.

>>27107912

Have you never seen celestias side profile vs head on? Long muzzles just look strange.

>>27107912
>depthless vector animation
>absense of core shadows/shade on surfaces
>combined with long and slender aggressively foreshortened features

There's not a lot they could have done.

>>27107838
I'm talking about the horns and head-scale thing.

I don't think more dragons were needed, that will just bait more anthrofur 'artists' to flood /mlp/ and related comunities with anthro.

Gasp... more content! NOOO!!! I want my fandom to die!!!

>>27100575
Yep, came to see if this was the first post. Wasn't disappointed.

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>>27106289
>believing mootles' words

>>27108319
Dragons aren't anthro. If that was true, dragons and dragon OC like barb would have been banned years ago.

>>27108771
Why would he have any reason to lie, though?

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>>27108814
Ad revenue? steering shit like he loves to? being a faggot like he lves to?

>>27100926
HOLY SHIT ANON You just made me cry. That was the cutest fucking thing I've seen all month and then he

>>27100554
The moment I saw this bread, I said "Oh boy here we go." Lemme get some popcorn.

>>27107996
Perhaps they were concerned it'd go against the art style of the show. Usually main/important characters need to be consistent and have bright colors. From the looks of it, they did a similar deal here to how Celestia's front view looks except it's all curved and shit.

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>>27107645
>Summerfag=sunshitfag
your baitin right?

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>>27100554
Scepters are fleeting, but a good rape is forever.