604- On Your Marks
Written by Dave Polsky and Josh Haber
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
Friendship is Magic #41 is storytimed here!
>>27066304
Good Night, Baby Flurry Heart is storytimed here!
>>27064471
Equestrians are pretty serious about their entertainment. There's usually something going on, and regardless of how varied in subject material it may be, crowds tend to gather for a show. When even an impromptu event like Applejack and Rainbow Dash having a friendly competition brings in the town, how many ponies must turn out to planned gatherings? The Star Swirl the Bearded got a lot of support!Wonder if the Cutie Mark Crusaders had a follow-up show after that talent show medal?
>>27068496
Previous thread.
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
UPCOMING PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Faggots.
>filly
>filly
>>27074319
I'd snuggle that wolf
post ugly ponies
if you had to hide a pony at your place, how would you do it?
you will never
>>27074296
girls kissing girls.
not kissing you.
be the little filly
>>27074290
>that redheaded dancer pone
hngg
>>27074349
It would actually be pretty damn hard. Especially if it's a pegasus.
Honestly you are kinda fucked unless it's a unicorn with a shitload of spells
Post sleeping ponies.
>>27074296
what about totally hetero bros just being comfortable enough around each other to help each other cum?
I love this artist
>>27074337
>>27074349
I'd hide pony in my suitcase
>>27074391
i think you misunderstood the prompt
Cradle the filly.
>>27074376
>squish squish slap splort squish slap slap
Fillies are like bed bugs.
>>27074433
Nah
she's p. uggo
>>27074349
>>27074461
That's not an Irish horse.
This is an Irish horse.
>>27074376I want to have a horsecock and pound that Spike
I can't stop listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFwIL5whx3M
>>27074337
She's pretty ugly.
As in she's more pretty than ugly.
Derpy is an ugly pony.
Daapi is a pretty pony.
Know the difference.
Do NOT sissify the stallions
Equestrian birth rates are very low and the country must maintain a virile heterosexual population
pee eye zee zee ay
give me peeetshaaaa
I want a harem of me, a cute stallion, and a few mares.
>>27074581Khaled turns every song he's on into a comedy
>>27074588
das cute
>>27074565
You sure you don't want Taco Bell?
Pony asked you to give her a really unflattering haircut
>>27074597
I would have ponies over for a taco party
S1's peach filly was cuter.
>>27074596
jeez Fluttershy!
When I told you to go fuck yourself, I didn't mean it literally!
>>27074605
It's true. She was.
>>27074596I like it better when Butterscotch is gay.
>>27074597
Is Celestia going to share?
>>27074643
I like it better when you're not here.
>>27074644
Of course not.
>Oh no there's SEXUAL TENSION between those two fillies!
>Anon points to several fillies having a tea party
>We must fix this at once
>>27074659
twalot is my chubby waifu!
>>27074650
I'm confused. Do you not like the pairing? Because you posted cute gay stallions too.
>>27074659
Oh now, why is that poor little purple pone crying?
Someone get her some burgers. That'll cheer her up.
>>27074565
its either that or cereal
dunno what I want
>>27074675
You're either blind or willingly stupid. I don't know which is worse.
Would yoube her dad?
>>27074659
Christ Twilight, lose some weight already you fat fuck.
>>27073902
>nice guy act
https://youtu.be/3Z0oQ9rEZEA
>>27074699
No but I'd fuck her dad. Her mom too. And her aunt. And grandparents.
>>27074690
but...
>>27074702
I want an episode where Twilight gets fat as shit, and all her friends help her to lose weight thru diet and exercise.
Twi spends the whole time sneaking junk food, and the episodes lesson is about how some people get fat from eating out of boredom/eating comfort food.
>>27074719
You say that to all the fillies, Anon.
>>27074753
It doesn't seem like any of the main cast are that susceptible to this kind of emotional trauma anymore. Even Dash's tirade where she pretended her turtle was sick wasn't that believable
Pillow horse.
>>27074787
I wonder how many times will Starlight lose her mind this season.
>>27074807
If she has fullblown Sunset Shimmer Syndrome, then at least a few times
>tfw watching basketball with friends
>rather be at home ponying
How do I make watching sports interesting?
>>27074834
> the friendship here is sub-par
>>27074834
betting and talking stats
you probably should have researched
>>27074834
Stop watching shit sports for one
>>27074834
Masturbating
Fucking hell we are dead
Did youa ssholes fuck off to /zoo/ or something
>>27074928
>you will never watch pony sports with a group of stallions brosmaybe casually giving each other brojobs while doing so
>>27074956With copious amounts of Bronuts to sate your hunger.
>>27074982
>Bronuts
Wait
Are those donuts or like, mixed nuts
I wonder if Candyass and Shining Armor are into doing kinky shit
>"You wanna break that one down for the viewers at home, John?"
>'Sure thing, Al!'
>'Ok ehh, w-what's gonna happen here is pony is gonna show blitz an-, and uhh t-they're really gonna challenge th-the offense on the deep ball here, Al.'
>>27074992
Donuts,Specifically of the stallion kind.
>>27074867
What does she mean?
sloppy brojobs
>>27075004
You mean likeholding hooves?
>>27075004
Really nasty and deviant shit likecouch co-op video gamesandreading the same comic book together at the same time
You know sometimes you just need to have weird, kinky, unprotected sex with a pony. Just you know, a couple times a week sort of thing.
>>27075067
Sunset, you're going to get horsepregnant
>>27075067
Won't I get a pony transmitted disease though?
>>27075080
You might catch the boop.
>>27075080
Ponies are so clean you can eat off them.
>>27075080
I bet pony STDs are benign and cute as hell
>>27075004
Shining can't remember the last time he had sex without something going up his asshole.
>>27075094
But would cute on a pony be cute on an Anon?
>>27075113
If anon was a filly yeah
>>27075094
I can imagine what they'd be like
>tickling sensation around the genitals
>cotton candy growths
>syrup discharge
>>27075104
Should the captain of the Royal guard honestly be taking it up the flank by lower ranking soldiers? He's the face of the Royal Canterlot Army isn't he?
>>27075149
I'd imagine the effects are like the effects of poison joke but more subdued
>>27074867
yandere a SHIT
>>27075188
>>27075004
THAT'S A LOTTA PONUTS!
>>27074644
>>27075203
Oh dear! Princess Twilight Sparkle has a chubby!
I wonder who's going to have to attend to that?
>>27075004
>>27075201
>Cadance and Shining Armor's anal training scene where she applies seemingly painful sundries
wait what
I bet Celestia likes sun dried tomatoes
I bet Celestia likes raisins
I bet Celestia has sun cancer.
I bet Celestia likesponies
>>27075336
I heard she ponies ponies when no one is looking.
I bet Celestia has kissed Luna on the lips at least once.
I bet Celestia is filled with regret about twilight
>>27075330
>sun cancer
nigga you what
>>27075346
I heard she touches ponies when everyone is looking
I bet Celestia is filled with Twilight
I bet Celestiaisn't real.
I bet Celestia that she couldn't eat all that cake!
>>27075363
>>27075373
https://derpibooru.org/169996
oh my!
I betit's time
I bet Celestia can't sing very well
I bet Celestia likes to mate with feral horses
>>27075429
so would the foals be like regular stupid horses or magic ponies
Stop talking about Celestia in bad terms. She is a pure and clean pony.
>>27075405http://pony.sex/explicit.mp4
>>27075438
Celestia is such a lovely mare.
>>27075456
I want to BLOW HER COCK
>>27075456
But that's a white horned Rainbow Dash. Very rare.
>>27075411
Her voice is ok, her songs just suck
>>27075433
magic ponies
this is actually how they were made
they have diluted blood, which is why they aren't alicorns
>>27075438
If she's so clean, why would she ever need to take a bath?
>>27075470
Daily reminder princesses do not have cocks
>>27075503
don't you ever like to get super clean?
>>27075503
To wash away the falsehoods peddled by the heretics at MLPG.
what are all those noises coming from shining armor's bedroom?
sounds like someone is stirring a big pot of really wet macaroni and cheese and also really enjoying it
>>27075526
>Where's Spike?
>>27075526
that's literally what he's doing
>>27075516
They don't have cocks.
They have these:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis
>>27075531
what a good brother
he's making a midnight snack for everyone in the castle to enjoy
did nobby ever start necroquest back up?
who ordered this
>>27075551
tomorrow
>>27075551
He got lost in the mountains
>>27075516
nice meme
>>27075563
>>27075516
that doesn't sound right.
are you sure?
>>27075551
'''''''''''''''''''''tomorrow''''''''''''''''''
>>27075516
then explain this???
>>27075599
Don't worry Twilight, you can borrow my cock!
I have plenty to spare.
>>27075611
But it's just an empty box?
>>27075611
She's illiterate.
nite dorks
>>27075699
how are nite dorks different from day dorks
>>27075699
cutie
Goodnight, MLPG.
I love the wub horse
I love the other wub horse.
God damn you people are dead
>hhats into thread
>>27074292
season 6 is a mistake
>>27074298
>>27074307
sonata dusk pls
>>27075827
I love you Twinkleshine
>>27075827
don't blame me, I just got here
>>27075839
>>27075845
why is she a camel
>>27075839
>>27075845
Please I have a heart condition
>>27075863
she heard you liked girls with curves
>>27075719
They're up past their bedtime.
>>27075863
Angel's riding on her back
>>27075871
I said I liked girls with tits
if she comes back with birds I'm not letting her in
>>27075890
but
Come child, confess your pone sins
>>27075897
I own a plushie.
>>27075928
do you hug it a lot
WHOO WANNA DRAWSPEAM
>>27075937
will it be a good christian drawstream with strong pony family morals?
>>27075897
I'd go gay for some stallions
>>27075937
DRAW BIG TITTY HUMAN ROSELUCK
>>27075937
DRAW PINKIE WITH LOTS OF CUPCAKES
AND SHE HAS TO EAT THEM ALL
>>27075938
YES
PONY FAMILY MORTALS MAY OT MAY NOT INCLUDE PEGGING/ RIMMGIN / KNOTTING
>>27075937
Are you drunk on ponies again?
>>27075937
Pony refusing cuddles like this
>>27075946
That doesn't sound very Christianunless you're gonna be pegging/rimmgin/knotting colts
>>27075937
yoooo
Breeding Pinkie Pies
>>27075999
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK OF YOUR TREECASTLE
>>27076015
I think she got used to living in it by now. And with Glimmer as a guest it's also not as empty anymore.
>>27075999
GET THE FUCK INTO EU
>>27076025
.. extended universe?
Reminder thatfluffy ponies
>>27076014
>Aftersex scene with Panke is littered with confetti, rubber chickens, and condoms balloons
can see it happening
>>27076032
Immigrating into the European Union as a Pone refugee
>>27076035
Pony seller. I am going onto 4chan. I need your cutest ponies.
Remember MLPG,ravioli ravioli give me the pone-oli
>>27076040
dude you can't just buy a pony
but this one is certified cutest around
hence the platform cake thing she's standing on
Goodnight MLPG
all
nude
fillies
>>27076048
colts in panties
colts in dresses intended for fillies
colts with dicks sized for stallions
>>27076052
They're so naked.
>>27076072
But she has her bow on.
>>27076077
That's as naked as she gets.
why is coco so perfect and lovable
>>27076082
Because she's a Fluttershy
>>27076083
You're Fluttershy
>>27076082
She's very sweet without being a total doormat, and her palette is incredibly endearing.
>>27076089
i kinda want her to be my girlfriend but i'm not good enough for her pure and kind soul even in my imaginationalso she's boring as shit
>>27076082
coco as dorothy is the cutest ever
Not so nude fillies.
Bed time? Already?
>>27076103
>sleeping Flutterbutt
The temptation is almost overwhelming.
>>27076110
NAY
IT IS THE PRIME OF THE NIGHT, WHY ARE YOU NOT OUT ENJOYING THE MOONLIGHT WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO THE STARS?
>>27076130
all of my friends are asleep
I don't want to sleep for another couple of hours
will you be my friend
>>27076119
well it's right there
what are you going to do?
>>27076130
But it's 10am, queen nightynight
>>27076138
Don't rush me, I'm thinking.
>>27076135
YES OF COURSE
IF YOUR FRIENDS DO NOT LOVE THE NIGHT THEN THEY SHALL NO LONGER BE YOUR FRIENDS
WHERE DO THEY LIVE? I SHALL SMITE THEM FROM THIS WORLD
>>27076141
YOU SHOULD MOVE TO SOMEWHERE WHERE IT IS STILL NIGHT, THEN
>>27076152
hey, hold on. I know the night is your thing, but you don't have to go around murdering everyone just because they don't like the same thing as you
on earth people who do that are called muslims and they're not great to be around
THE NIGHT IS A SHIT
DAYTIME IS BEST TIME
Jesus *fuck*, Sweetcream Scoops…
It's morning where I am
>>27076178
jesus is maud about to explode
>>27076176
>>27076184
i want to play with celestia's butt
>>27076184
you need to run to the west really fast then so you can be in the night again
>>27076203
awww, who's cranky~
>>27076214
You'd have to be insane not to.
>>27076214
What games would you play with Celestias butt?
>>27076259
canasta
>>27076178
>Imminent dog molestation
>>27076263
You sick fuck.
>>27076259
eat foods out of her butthole blindfolded and try to guess what they are
>>27076304
>"This tastes like ass"
>"Anon they all taste like ass"
>>27076304
That game had some shitty rules.
>>27076320
I want to steal that cake.
>>27076327
Even ISIS would cringe at the death you would face for that.
>>27076318
yeah but i bet celestia's butthole flavor is like super tasty
>>27076320
i want to live the rest of my life with my face wedged between those beautiful cheeks
>>27076333
I wouldn't mind death by snu snu
>>27076360
remove butt
>>27076374
yessssss
imagine waking up to that, and then she just sits right on your face as per your usual routine and then you just sniff her lovely scents all day, and lick and tease her a little too
Someone have an album Shining Armor x Spike comic that Braeburned drew?
>>27076394
here you go
have a good masturbate
http://imgur.com/a/ntFe2/embed#18
>>27076394
https://e621.net/pool/show/6488
>>27076404
there is nothing gay about two straight platonic male friends fucking just for fun
>>27076396
>>27076398
You guys are great
>>27076396
Man, braeburned's cum is so fucking good
He's like a literal fluid druid
>>27076374
That fat is too disgusting for me.
Even a new mother has managed to have a very small, exciting butt.
How is it that Celestia lets herself become this obese, when her sister<Cadence, and even Twilight manage to keep themselves healthy.
>>27076436
can they sleep in those things
because I kind of want to sleep with this
>>27076442
I don't think so
>>27076444
aw darn
guess I'll need to stick with my dream of getting a really really big plushie
one would almost think you liked celestia
>>27076451
What kind of faggot likes ponies?
>>27076451
I don't. I love herpony posterior
>>27076451
>>27076454
>>27076456
its me
i like ponies
>>27076466
hey me too
>>27076466
gay
God damn it. All I can think of now is her perfect butt, and maybe other perfect parts.
I'm going to brush Celestia's mane.
>>27076483
You sure it's okay to run your hands through her mane safely? You might get cancer
>>27076483
>brushing superheated gas
Good luck anon
>>27076491
>>27076505
its just magic hair
>>27076512
I'd draw that ponya bath
>>27076535
Scoots a cute.
>>27076537
>>27076526
Luna seems different.
>>27076542
Radaloo
Which filly is your favourite, MLPG?
>>27076550
She's just so best.
>>27076542
I feel like Scoots is breaking physics in that loop part. She just stops then keeps going just as fast, the mass of that scooter must be insane.
>>27076550
Strongfilly and Peachfilly
>>27076550
Maybe I'm boring, but the main one's the one for me.
>>27076560
This is such a neat scene, I can't believe Apple Bloom didn't get together with the other fillies there.
>>27076579
She's still angry at Twist for getting her cutie mark first.
>>27076579
I can't believe Apple Bloom and Twist are fucking enemies
>>27076588
>>27076592
Twist made friends with strongfilly so I think she came out alright.
>>27076555
This guy knows whats up.
Anon let me suck your dick
>>27076611
*unzips dick*
>>27076619
*unzips mouth*
>>27076626
*unzips pony*
>>27076631
>>27076637
aww, ninja-d.
*unzips Derp*
>>27076647
Inside the Derp-suit was another Derp.
>>27076641
Would pinkie wear suits of her friends while you're fucking if you ask nice?
>>27076650
Unzip the next Derp
>>27076655
She'd wear a suit but she wouldnt tell you it is her until afterwards.
>>27076660
The Derps get younger
>>27076601
Stronk filly would befriend anyone, though.
>>27076667
But would you befriend stronk filly?
>>27076678
Why wouldn't I?
>>27074352
>>27076687
That's how I'd make Equestria Girls
>>27076687
>Lyra dry humping Bonbon in public
>>27076527
I'd snuggle that pony...in the bath
>>27076697
>morning bathtime cuddles with Tree Hugger
>>27076512
Full where?
Treehugger teaching the fillies how topose.
>>27076717
>Tree Hugger
>washing
>Today is National Dolphin Day
>>27076717
Gently scrubbing Tree Huggers coat in a hot bath.
She used an organic honey oat scented bath bomb.
Hugging her close, chest to chest, so you can rub her back and feel each others heart beats.
>Today isdon't put on the collar it'll turn you into a submissive feminine stallionday
>>27076776
Where's the downside?
>>27076769
DID YOU SAY DOLPHINS
>>27076769
>rape
>>27076777
Anon you'll be a slave to practically anyone.
>>27076769
FUCK YEAH DOLPHINS
Have you thought about her today?
>>27076796
>slave
Submissive doesn't mean slave, anon
>>27076808
Yeah.
>>27076808
Always.
New dragon in 2 days
>>27076808
I almost stayed in bed all day just so I could daydream about making love to her from sunup to sundown
>>27076808
of course
Daddy.
>>27076849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqnpwixB7P8footpussy
>>27076849
What activities will you take your daughter to today?
>>27076895szex
>>27076868
>>27076890
>I didnt know you can burn jews.
>>27076777
Yesterday was a lot better.
It was the "That gem encrusted diamond dog statue actually turns anyone who touches it in to a horny bitch" day.
and the day before that
"That stallion definitely spiked your drink with a slutty mare potion"
Would you be a royal guard?
>>27076946
Only so I could be "persuaded" by changelings to sneak in
>>27076946
No.
>>27076951
changelings are dead
>>27076946
Only if my duties include breeding the princesses
>>27076972
That's what they want you to think
>>27076972
changelings will rise again
ded
>>27077016
remember sunset shimmer?
>>27077018
I remember her. It's too bad Equestria Girls got shitcanned, now we'll never see her again and she'll forever be trapped in that high school dimension.
Poor Sunny.
>>27077026
She lives on in our hearts and our porn
>>27077017
beb
YOU HAVE TO KISS THE PONE
How did you like this book mlpg? Think it bodes well for Mike's episode(s) in S6?
>>27077088
It was pretty cute in its confines. Couldn't say exactly how well that translates, though.
>>27077088
It was cute
I don't think you can extrapolate the quality of his writing from a book for infants though
FUCK OFF BIRDS REEEEE
Something I would love to see on the show is a class of birdhorse fillies and colts flying in formation with their birdhorse teacher on a field trip.
superultramegaded
>>27077146
why are unicorns so jealous
>>27077116
Cougar ponies are a best.
>>27077204
please do not tug the queen tongue
>>27077210
Please do not tug any tongues.
How does one become a prince? Asking for a friend.
>>27077241
Ask Blueblood.
Rumble is a great dancer...
...and perv.
>>27077245
How IS he prince
>>27077245
So how does he even work?
They said he was Celestia's nephew, right? Luna wasn't around for a thousand years so how can he even exist?
>>27077248
I believe Faust said that he was a distant nephew.
Of course that just opens up more questions about Celestia and Luna's family, which is probably why the show buried him after S1.
What if ponies considered animethat features tentacle intercoursea high art form?
>>27077307
Must be hard to use "
>>27077307
That's some really weird formatting, but it's legit on the site.
What the hell, zap2it?
>>27077307
Why would day be in quotes. Hmm.
Are they going to blow the Groundhog's Day episode on Applejack?
>>27077338
>why would day be in quotes?
BECAUSE ITS ACTUALLY AT NIGHT
APPLEJACK LUNA EPISODE CONFIRMED
>>27077340
Sweet.
I hope it's at the beach.
She actually meets Charlie Day. That's what the episode's about.
>>27077351
>The Gang Ponies a Pony
>>27077351
>Charlie Day guest stars on Pony
How does it go?
>>27077351
>>27077360
i dont really know what you mean
>>27076769
Dolphins are the most dangerous animals on the planet due to their ability to make conscious thoughts. They carry a capacity for evil, much like a monkey. The only difference is that humans are made for land, meaning monkeys are easily dealt with. In the water, though, we are at the mercy of the dolphins. I don't know about you, but I don't trust an animal that has been known to partake in sexual acts for pleasure. I like not being raped by dolphins. The Japanese have the right idea. Fuck dolphins.
>>27077368
>I like not being raped by dolphins
Pleb
>>27077360
Fluttershy learns that rats gotta be beaten, and gives Charlie Horse a new rat beating stick for his birthday.
>>27077368
>Fuck dolphins.
If this was trash I'd respond by posting feral dolphin porn
>>27076693
>she mounts bonbon and just kinda gyrates back and forth
>everyone stares
>>27077307
Maybe it's actually turns into an extended break and she's trying to get back to work but things keep happening to keep her from it?
>>27077307
>>27077360
He spends all episode trying to get Luna to rape him
>>27077429
>tfw this play was shittier live
The crowd applauds at everything disconnecting all of the jokes.
>>27077426
first thing I thought of
>>27077482
Of course you did
>>27077426
I'd jack off AJ and any of her relatives
>>27077248
>>27077254
Blueblood is descended from Princess Platinum, and inheritor of the original unicorn monarchy that existed before the princesses.
At least, that's the fanon explanation that Silfoe came up with.
>>27077523
Even Granny Smith?
>>27077351
Isn't he voicing the FlutterBrother?
>>27077538
>filename
Scoot wishes she had a mom as cool as her.Or any mom at all really.
>>27077539
My explanation is he's like Celestia's great great great grwat grandson, or something from a previous engagement.
>>27077556
But Celestia can't have children
>>27077566
Why not? It's not like her being barren is canon or anything
>>27077540
Only if we find an age reversal spell
>>27076719
derpiboo.ru/1131588
>>27077570
It was the price she and her sister paid for immortality.
>"He called the shit 'poop'!"
>>27077584
I don't like that headcanon
>>27077584
if this was true how many kids do you think she's adopted over the years
I want tomarry this horse and have lots of foals and grow old together
>>27077626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493jG4FkAoI
>>27077619
All of them.
>>27077624
Steve spends the rest of the night aggressively flirting and sexually harassing you
>>27077626
but what if she's a free spirit who doesn't like commitment
>>27077638
Good end
>>27077633
I want to spend a relaxing evening with her listening to reggae, ska, and other hipster bullshit I like.
>>27077641
Then we can still be friends who occasionally hold hands/hooves
I want to fuck Treehugger in her sleep.
>>27077672
>"Duuude, I had the weirdest dream, maan. It was like someone was fucking me with the smalllllest dick I'd ever felt."
>people like the stoner hippie pony
How?
>>27077702
Because she has a very relaxing personality.
We also haven't heard her talk about weed even once, which is normally the most annoying trait of a stoner.
>>27077702
People will like any shitty pony nowadays
See also: Gemdork and Sunburst
>>27077721
I will punch you in the dick
>>27077702
She's nice and chill.
I like her voice and design
If someone like Fluttershy can become her best friend then someone like me could possibly be her friend without her worrying how much of a nervous wreck I am around people.
I really like hippiesShe reminds me of a girl that used to live in my old apartment complex and I had a really big crush on her and I still do
>>27077702
>>27077714
>mfw
>>27077721
>not wanting to make Gemdork cum
What's wrong with you, Anon?
>>27077725
... but we are all little girls here?
>>27077721
FUCK YOU
https://fuwa.se/f/Wut1yt.mp4
Rarity lewd noises
>>27077744
LADY DRAGONS
>>27077702
She's a really fun character, and the fact that goddamn buddhist gongs start playing every time she speaks is hilarious
>>27077733
Why is she looking so seductively?
>>27077744
That massive dragon looks rad as fuck
>>27077744
I don't like these design desu.
>>27077770
She sees right into your lusty aura
>>27077770
>Every time you see Tree Hugger she gives you that look
>>27077813
>>27077796
>female dragon
PORN WHEN
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N
W
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E
N
Fluttershy attempting to hookyou up with Tree Hugger
Look, it's a true to life representation offans of the show.
>>27077866
EPIC FOR THE WIN ANON XD
>>27077866
just because you look like that doesn't mean everyone else does, anon
Anyways here's ponywall
Why has these /mlpg/s become meme-flodded cancer lately?
>>27077933
Ponychan has discovered that hating the show is hip and cool and are flooding us to join in with the meme'ing
>>27077933
>lately
> mfw today's special is a filly omelette
What a let down when I found out she said Philly, not filly.
>>27077866
>tfw pony fans I've met at cons have all been better looking than me
>>27077947
Ponychan is still a thing?Also don't reply to BEA
>>27077088
Considering that it is supposed to be a bed time story for little kids, it was great.
The art had a lot to do with that though I think. We will have to see if he can also write episodes.
>>27077953
>tfw pony fans I've met at cons have all been better looking than me
All of them?
I kinda doubt that
>>27077933
>lately
>>27077964
Maybe he's the ugliest person alive.
>>27077744
FUCKING
FINALLY
>rarity hasn't wahaha'd since 1990
Pony is trying to use cheesy pickup lines on you
>>27078066
jockin the freaks, clockin' the dough
>>27077744
Oh my god it's finally happening
Oh my fucking god I can die happily.
>>27077964I think I'm really ugly and I'm not that confident in my looks so I tend to think most people are hotter than me
>>27078082
futa rarity finally bred twilight
>>27078085
You're probably about average
>>27078081
Step in the party, she drunk as hell
3 delegates already said 'Tia, yo breff smell'
>>27078082
It's still not a full fledged episode but at least we're getting something!
>>27078127I recommend reading Beatriz Overseer for more cute and fuckable animals
>>27078143the artstyle doesn't really click on me
Also I don't really like frogs
>>27078195
See, you can NEVER go wrong with cats
look at mary
unf
I wish poppy updated more than twice a week
>not pony
>>27078222
yeah that's a pretty hot mouse too
>>27078215
>>27078239
Look at those DSL on that horse
the torso is too weird though, compeltely broken.
nonlewdscootacolt draw suggestions?
>>27078215
that has to be the cutest look of murderous intent i have ever seen
>>27078268
Dancing with another colt dancer
>>27078268
Big Mac intimidating him before his big date with AB
>>27078268
scootering
>>27078268
scootcest
>>27078327
you had one job
Literally couldn't help it
>>27078348
She's cute, though.
Which episode was she from?
>>27078348
I want to touch her horns
>>27078357
Teaser of the one this Saturday
>>27078357
The upcoming Spike episode.
>>27078373
>>27078379
Well, hot damn. We're finally getting female dragons.
>>27078268
tender cuddles with tender taps
We interrupt this general to politely remind you that your waifu needs you to stop the forces of autism in the upcoming 4craft event, more info of which can be found >>27073721
We now return to your scheduled funposting.
>dragons
>>27078348
>one of the first female dragon
I take it Seth consider her his waifu now?
>>27078388
At long last
>>27078268
Anonscratching him behind the ear, and his hooves doing a small tap routine in joy.
>>27078400
>>27078396
I am literally too stupid to play minecraft.
>>27078348
There's a second female dragon in the crowd but she's ugly
Would you?
>>27078416It's not too hard, you should try it out, you might like it. The /mlp/ guys are pretty chill and kind of know what they're doing.
The server is also pirate friendly, so you can play without an account. I was in your shoes a couple years ago, and it was mostly fine. Fun, but there were some graphic deaths.
>spike episode
>>27078396
I stopped playing minecraft five years ago, like any person that's not a demented manchild.
>>27078457
>>27078467
>not having both stallions analing the dragonling
>>27078458
Aren't you lacking in a little self awareness Anon?
>>27078490
nah, minecraft is just a kid's game.
If you really want autism, you should try dorf fort.
>>27078457
>>27078467
>>27078484
Please stop
my dick can only take so much
>>27078512
>>27078510
God I tried getting into that because my friend tells me it's fun once you know how it works, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out what the fuck to do.
I am not a clever pony.
>>27078066
Her wings are huge
>>27078396
is this actual 4craft or just some random server
4craft was fun but it's been dead for years
>>27078548
Yeah. I am sure it is fun if you can get into it - but I can't.
>>27078458
>tfw 13 year old cousins play it
I keep wanting to make a ninecraft server but then I lose all interest because I will sit down and before I even start researching it, Im thinking of ten better uses for a server
my cousins are not worth it sorry they can play outside
>>27078348
>>27078548
This is why I only play fighting games and SRPGs.
I'm too dumb for anything else.
>>27078574
minecrat is owned only by diehard autists who mod the game into something absolutely different from what it is now with stupidly complicated mods or 13 year olds that thing it's a good game.
It's past its prime.
>>27078396
It sounds like fun but somehow I have this feeling that I will get fucked within the first few minutes of starting.
>>27078423
Don't be rude anon. Even though it's true.
>>27078561
It's legit 4craft. At least one of the admins is competent, and the server can hold 1000 people.
Oddly enough though, the /mlp/ Anons are a pretty chill bunch. Many keks have been had on the teamspeak and such.
>>27078594
>mods
not that I disagree but isnt the console minecrafts more popular now
another reason not to bother with a server, just get it for ten bucks used and use Microsoft's servers
>>27078548
>>27078569
minecraft is one of those games that you need to read up about a bit before you start playing, but then it becomes simple
literally everything you would ever want to know is on the wiki if you're too stupid to figure that out
>>27078621
I'm not good at games that don't tell me what to do or games that require me to build stuff.
>>27078621
Really the only thing you need to "read up" on is what to do when you start. After those couple minutes, it basically just becomes "How do I craft this item?".
>>27078631
>I'm not good at games that don't tell me what to do
it's literally the same shit as having an in game tutorial except it's on a wiki instead, you can literally just google "how do x in minceraft" like >>27078632 said
>games that require me to build stuff
minecraft does not actually require you to build anything complicated or fancy at all, that's just one of the things you can do
>>27078510
One day I will
>>27078652
>can do
building is basically all you do
mine
craft
minecraft
>>27078652
>that's just one of the things you can do
Doesn't the game revolve around building shit? Isn't that what you're doing 90% of the time.Sorry if I sound like an idiot I have literally only seen my 8-10 year old cousins play minecraft.
>>27078673
>>27078685
just because the 8 year olds you saw playing the game on their ipads don't know how to do anything other than put down blocks doesn't mean that's all you do
in the pc version (the real version, console/mobile are dumbed down) you get way more shit, not just survival but also a large amount of different gamemodes on modded servers, original 4craft for example was faction and PVP-based with the goal of eliminating the other boards from the game
>not having hyperfat otherkin ERP sessions in minecraft
you guys have been playing it wrong
>>27078685
>banthro
>>27078685
There's also zombies and shit you can waggle a sword at, that live in procedurally generated caverns and cave systems.
You set your own goals really. If you decide you want to kill everything in sight, and burn everything down, it's perfectly achievable. If you want to blow up a mountain by hucking TNT at it, that's also totally plausible.
>>27078286
I'll finish this when I get back from uni, sorry dude
>>27078721
>You set your own goals really
This is my problably I think. I'm bad when a game isn't telling me what to do or giving me some kind of objective.
I'm not very creativeI don't even like roaming around in sandbox games. I just finish the missions as fast as possible and finish the game
We have a 2 week break after this next one?
>>27078735
It's time for Mac to set some ground rules.No hoof holding is at the top of the list
>>27078759
know what we need
another killer spiderman game
I miss Ultimate Spiderman
>>27078735
Oh man, I love this
I also want Applejack to be all friendly and excited, and she doesn't even notice Big Mac's demeanor
>>27078790
Man, Ultimate Spider-Man was one of my favorite games back in the day and I still think it's the best Spidey game out there
>Tfw I never unlocked all the costumesAnd we will never get another good Spider-Man or superhero game again
>>27078795
>She just teases AB and Tender Taps while Mac stares him down the entire time
>>27078551
do ponies ever get jealous of how big celestia's wings are?
>>27078759
that's the great thing about the game, you can either make your own goals, follow the ones the game gives you, or if that's not enough you can install mods or play on servers with other different goals
that was one of the reasons I loved 4craft, there was a common goal and you could work with others towards it in a comfy multiplayer environment
also it had cute ponies
>>27078802
That game was the shit
and why not?
yeah why haven't there been any? dont we have superhero movies coming out every week where are the games
>>27078830
Marvel thinks the mobile market is more profitable.
If we do get a console game it'll be a budget title.
Not to mention the last few Spider-Man games have be absolutely terrible to mediocre.
>>27078846
wow
mobile really did just kill gaming huh
>>27078827
>pony skins
Now I am tempted.And it feels kind of stupid that this is enough to catch my interest
>>27078881
during 4craft everyone in the /mlp/ faction had a mod that switched player models into ponies if you had a special skin, and also turned a lot of the passive NPCs into generic ponies
dealing with annoying villagers is that much more tolerable when they're cute ponies
>>27078735
nice
>>27078268I want to gingerly fuck Tender Taps.
He's just so cute.
>>27078880
rip in pizzas vidyaWhen I got a smartphone I tried so many mobile games and I did not manage to have fun with a single one of them
>>27078971
>some whinny
>>27078984
Hey colts are completelt for sexual
Celestia and Cadence told me so
>>27078614
>Many keks have been had
jesus christ do people seriously talk like that
get outc you living meme
>>27078971
He's pretty cute
I'd fuck an adult version of him
>>27078685
wowie zowie mangneto used to draw some hot doges
>>27079003
I bet he'd have a really nice butt too
>>27079001I hate to say the word kek, and cuck annoy me a lot even though they're not a big deal. It annoys me even more when I see people use them outside of 4chan. Hell, even the word meme gets me riled up now
Just to let you know, Ponecraft isn't ded. I have a test build up on the Technic Launcher if you want to help me debug stuff.
>minecraft
>>27079006
Yup
>>27079024My family has talked about memes before and I'm sitting there trying to resist the urge to punch them
>>27078537
>tfw no horsecock and cute hoodie Spike to stuff it in
>>27079033
I could probably help you fixing your runny pipe
>>27079018
I bet it'd be nicely toned from all the dancing
Man, why has no one made any porn of adult Tender Taps yet?
>>27078881
everything is better with pones anon
>>27079072
YOu are early today
>>27079038
>Say I'm tired of these lame "meme" that have been popping up lately (in reference to something he showed me on facebook)
>"It's pronounced may may, dude"
>>27079077
just a bit!
>>27079102
Please do, anon
>>27079006
Yeah, he was pretty great.
>>27079102
Make sure to capture his amazingly toned dancer butt
>>27079114
jesus look at that chub
what happened to him?
>>27079108
>>27079119I'll try my best
Have a cute Twiguy in the meantime
>>27079123
He never liked ponies to begin withI still follow him on tumblr. I love his stuff
>>27079138
I like that horse
>>27079133
WOAH THERE
THAT'S A BUSH
>>27079143
He's got a tumblr? I only found stuff on e621.
gimme gimme
>>27078548
Honestly, its just figuring out how to assign areas (trash heaps, stockpiles, bedrooms) and manage chain of supply (army needa armor, smiths need coal and ore, charcoal burners need wood, wood needs lumberjacks and designated trees to cut)
It's complicated, so I don't blame you for not getting along with it. Its the same level as Grand Strategy games except with no clean UI to help.
>>27079154
http://mangneto.tumblr.com/
>>27079179
Thanks!
>>27079188
No problem.
Why are people posting a fat anthro dog thing?
How is this pony?
>dumping these boobdoggies
Do not bimbonize the Rover
>>27079264
i think we're being raided
>>27079264
It's not, but it is not like that has ever stopped people from fetish posting.
>>27079264
It isn't, just report and ignore.
>>27079264
it's just the fetishfags shitposting again
report, hide, etc
>>27079264
Sorry.
I won't post anymore if it's going to cause problems.
>>27079322
requesting art of Gloomy cuddling the monster at the end of the thread
>>27079351
>>27079364
wow, learn to knock
>>27079379
She shouldn't leave her door unlocked.
hey I'm pony
>>27079446
Post your cutie mark
>>27079466
we're at image limit you dumb monkey
>>27079446
>heavy breathing
>>27079486
>>27079486
>>27079486
Plenty of time to do what you like!
>>27078980
Im playing PAD now, it's a grindfest but the girls are cute
>>27079024
What a cuckity McCuck cuck
>>27079024
shut the fuck up you cuck.
you stupid weakling fuck
>>27079264
>>27079268
>>27079281
>>27079284
>>27079285
>that samefag
holy fuck lmao