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The Adventure of Normal Norman and his dudes

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Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.

Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.

Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...

The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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Yes. We're the Normal Norman thread
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Outdated-nearly-useless shit:
Archived threads list: http://pastebin.com/FhsuatML
Archived Nolan's threads: http://pastebin.com/j89LWMS7
Old NN pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Normal_Norman
Tool's oneshots: http://pastebin.com/eHUgCxh7
Writers list: http://pastebin.com/zc1mNLqE

You can also add Kurobisu to your skype, just look for live:kurobisu_g
(Not guarantee it will work, he got a job)

Join us in creating the human world around our beloved school.

Any contribution is good, your contribution is the best
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Chloe is cute. CUTE.
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Put all your rare Normans in the bag
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>>27058834
Take him, just don't hurt me!
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>>27058873
> that pic...
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
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Newfag here. What do we do? Give eqg characters personalities?
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>>27059126
There's a chart that REALLY needs a 2016 update.
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>>27058760
Hope you like this one.
>The girl was sitting at her computer, waiting for the person on the other side of the screen to answer.
>It was 12 o'clock of the early morning and she had class the next day, but she didn't care.
>She was speaking with her dear friend.
>Fluttershy has never met this other person in her life, seen its face, known its real name, but she has known her for some months now and she feels like she really understands this person.
>They talk for hours every night so she knows a lot of Uma, its internet pseudonym.
>Similar ages, tastes and experiences, Fluttershy quickly bonded with Uma.
>She always knew about the dangers of strangers on the internet, but Uma was living someplace far away, too far for the girl to be scared.
>It's very difficult to meet someone in Fluttershy's small town so she wasn't worried at all.
>Now, Fluttershy has never been to keen on this internet thing.
>Only the usual stuff, popular video sites, and social networks.
>However, one time she wanted to know how to cure the illness of a small bunny, so she googled it and came across a small forum of animal lovers.
>After browsing the site for a couple of days, she fell in love with it and created an account.
>She was having fun reading the other posts and being part of the discussions.
>At some point, she found herself in a chatroom, full of forum members.
>It was somewhat ridiculous, people praising those with the most posts, but Fluttershy felt comfortable in it.
>That's when she met Uma.
>Up until that point, Fluttershy only knew that Uma was someone that had a lot of interest in horses, uploading these beautiful pictures of them.
>She became a fan of the pictures and was even nervous when she talked to Uma for the first time.
>Ridiculous, isn't it? She was just an amateur photographer, but our girl was very shy about talking to her.
>Nevertheless, she tried to hide it and just went and said hi.
>From that day onwards, they began to talk.
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>>27059212
>Fluttershy took a liking to Uma, and it looks like it was mutual, since Uma always answered to her and even greeted her when she got online.
>The girl began to ask things about Uma, but the person didn't want to reveal too much about itself, for safety it said.
>Fair enough, she didn't want to bother it and gave it its space.
>Little by little, their friendship grew and it became something special to Fluttershy.
>It was indeed something strange, the girl knew it all too well.
>She just met this person online and it doesn't want to talk about itself that much, but she started caring about it.
>Maybe Fluttershy fell in love with the idea of Uma being her first online friend, something special that could never be replaced or maybe it was because Uma shared the same passion for horses she did.
>Still, Fluttershy never questioned this, she was enjoying her time with Uma to care about petty stuff like that.

>In the mornings, she never acted differently than usual, just a bit more sleepy.
>Fluttershy never told her friends about Uma or the animal forum, since she was embarrassed about it.
>Maybe she didn't want them to treat her like people treat those dorky kids playing computer games all day.
>Still, it was just a hobby, there was no need to tell them about something so simple.
>Rainbow Dash likes to watch soccer videos all night, so why can't she enjoy talking with other animal lovers?
>It was still embarrassing for her.

>Eventually, Fluttershy and Uma started to talk about something else than horses.
>They had other interests other than animals and they enjoyed talking about those too.
>Simple stuff, like tv programs and music.
>And so, life went on as normal for the next months, Fluttershy feeling like she made a new best friend that no one but her knew, something special that didn't need to be share.
>Something private that was just for to enjoy.
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>>27059221
>The same way that Fluttershy befriended Uma, she began to start a lot of problems with the other members of the forum.
>They, more knowledgeable about the slang and more relaxed etiquette of the internet didn't really click with Fluttershy.
>Just to give you an idea, the girl didn't even use a pseudonym, but her real name.
>This caused Fluttershy to become annoyed at their attitude to the point that she even deactivated the account of the forum.
>Typical internet drama.
>However, she kept in touch with Uma and it didn't mind about that kind of stuff, it kept talking to Fluttershy as if nothing happened.
>"It was nice having a friend like her" Fluttershy thought while staring at her screen, giggling at the idea.
>Even if she didn't have an account on that forum, she still liked to see the posts and random information that was in it.
>But she especially loved the pictures Uma took.
>"Oh you're getting so much better at them, Uma" Fluttershy typed, "I really liked the black horse."
>"Thanks, Fluttershy. Is he your favorite horse?". Uma answered.
>"Oh most definitely!"
>"Alright. When was your birthday again?"

>A couple of nights later, they were chatting as always, but Uma interrupted their current conversation.
>"By the way, Fluttershy, I have a surprise for you."
>"A surprise?" the girl answered, "What do you mean?"
>"Happy birthday."

>Uma then shared a picture of the same black stallion, but with a small sign on top of the horse: "Happy Birthday Fluttershy".
>"D-did, you take this for me?" Fluttershy asked.
>"Of course, since you like my pictures this much, there's no way I could not dedicate one to you."
>"Oh thank you so much, Uma! It's beautiful!" Fluttershy typed.
>She was as excited as in real life as she was on the chat.
>For the rest of the night, she had a big and dumb grin on her face.
>She never received something like this before.
>No one ever dedicated something like this to her ever before.
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>>27059225
>She liked the picture so much, that Fluttershy even used it as her cell phone background, to remind her of her hidden friendship with Uma.
>Fluttershy liked that picture so much, that she asked Uma to take more especially for her.
>She did try to do it sparsely, Fluttershy didn't want Uma to believe she only wanted to be its friend just for the pictures.
>But it never refused to.
>Fluttershy was very happy, having someone doing art for her? She has to mean a lot to it.
>At that point, she felt like the friendship she had with this anonymous person was as real as the one she had with her classmates.

>For the next couple of months, Fluttershy did nothing but sit on her computer once she finished all of her assignments and chores.
>She chatted with Twilight or Rainbow Dash, watched some videos or playing some flash games.
>All of this because she was waiting for Uma.
>And she always logged in.
>So for hours, they listened to music together, talked about tv programs and Fluttershy admiring its pictures.
>Uma eventually showed Fluttershy some of those Japanese cartoons it liked and the girl ended up liking them too.
>This was her routine and she enjoyed it a lot.
>Sometimes, Fluttershy even declined to hang out with her friends just to be able to talk with Uma.
>"I can hang out with both of them," she said to herself.
>AJ, RD, Twilight, Pinkie and Rarity in the morning, Uma in the night.
>There's nothing weird about that, is it?
>She just wants to be with all of her friends.

>At some point, Uma told Fluttershy that it got a job and that it wouldn't be on as much as before.
>Fluttershy, being how she is, understood its situation and wished it good luck.
>"I'll tell you when I'm going to be on, alright?"
>"Sure, I'll be here." She typed.
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>>27059238
>It was a strange feeling whenever Uma wasn't on.
>Fluttershy still sat at her computer, waiting for it to log in, even tho she knew it wasn't happening.
>Like when a very small kid goes to play on the recess but his best friend misses that school day.
>You'll see the small kid walking or playing alone, not knowing what to do.
>A sad scene, the little one wanting to be with someone he cares but his friend is nowhere to be found.
>It's the same thing happening here.
>And like the kid, feeling truly alone for the first time in his life, Fluttershy was realizing something little by little, whenever Uma wasn't no the other side of the screen.
>The girl didn't know a thing about it.
>She didn't know its name, sex or profession. She did know many other things about it, what it feels, likes and desires, but that was a momentaneous knowledge.
>No substantial information about Uma, not even its birthday since it didn't want to reveal it either.
>A friendship like this, as dear as it was for Fluttershy, couldn't last for their entire lives.
>And that thought scared her.

>However, when Uma did get to log in, all those fears and insecurities left Fluttershy's body, who once again enjoyed its company.
>But those briefs moments of solitude, when she finally sat on her computer late at night, whether Uma was going to be on or not, could only think of the inevitable outcome of their relationship.
>Little by little that fear grew in her heart but she never told Uma about those feelings.
>Fluttershy didn't want it to think she was weird or something like that.
>Getting so attached to a person she didn't really know?
>And having these thoughts whenever Uma wasn't connected because she has to work, something much more important than chatting a couple of hours on the internet?
>No, it would be a dumb decision to tell Uma about this.
>"I guess, the only thing I can do is enjoy the time we have together" Fluttershy concluded every time she had these thoughts.
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>>27059249
>Fluttershy and Uma have been knowing each other for over a year now.
>They've shared countless hours of chatting with each other, not saying really much but having a great time.
>Fluttershy still waited for Uma to log in almost every day, cursing those very rare days when Uma did connect but not Fluttershy.
>But as time ran its normal course, little by little, almost as if they were taken away by a dropper, the days Uma logged in were becoming rarer and rarer.
>Still, Fluttershy always sat at her computer, waiting for it.
>Sometimes, she would get too excited by a show or a cartoon, and she would completely forget about Uma, but she was still there.

>"Hey, Uma." Fluttershy asked in one of those days it was actually on.
>"What's wrong?" It answered.
>"Do you think you could take a picture of that black stallion once more?" She asked.
>"I don't know, I'll have to ask its owner."
>"Oh, that's alright. I was just wondering."

>Fluttershy finally noticed that Uma became distant when it got a little annoyed by an inside joke they always used to type for months when they first met.
>She apologized and tried to quickly change the subject.
>Meanwhile, the days Uma logged in grew thinner and thinner.
>At some point, Fluttershy got to the old site where they met each other and she found a post done by Uma on that same night.
>Yet she didn't log in to talk with her.
>At first, Fluttershy got very upset. "What? why didn't it say hi?" She thought to herself.
>But then, when she calmed down, she realized that Uma had no obligation to say hello to Fluttershy.
>They're not family or close friends, why should it even say hello?
>That thought sadden the poor girl down.

>"I thought that we were good friends... But then again, I don't really know it at all"
>She turned off the computer, the lights and lay on her bed for a while, thinking in the darkness of her room.
>While tears fell slowly from her eyes.
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>>27059260
>Fluttershy didn't understand these feelings.
>It was indeed difficult to describe.
>For the last year, she spent almost all of her nights talking and having fun with this person that she didn't actually know.
>It gave her presents, the kind that no one ever gave to her.
>The shared so many hours together.
>But in reality, what difference was between those conversations and she typing answers to herself in a Word blank page, while listening to the songs they both heard?
>It could've been different if Uma decided to use a webcam or exchange pictures.
>It had a picture of Fluttershy since she send Uma one she took with a horse.
>But that faceless entity she got so attached may as well not exist.
>You see, there's a very popular philosophical thought out there "if a tree falls and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?"
>In this case, if you don't know the name or face of a person, does it exist?
>Fluttershy thought about this.
>The logs are saved, sure, but the moment they finally stop communicating with each other, Uma may as well not exist.
>An unreal entity that somehow produced a memory and cannot be found in this world.
>Uma will be lost in the ether.
>Fluttershy had a hard time grasping all the thoughts flying in her head, that kept her up all night.

>For the next couple of weeks, Uma didn't log in, but she still posted every once in a while on the animal lover's forum, but even there, she didn't appear as often as she did.
>Except one time when Uma told Fluttershy it couldn't be that day because it had things to do.
>After this much time, Fluttershy sat on her computer, not sure why.
>She was still waiting for Uma, the Uma that was her friend to come in and say hello.
>The Uma that dedicated her so many pictures before.
>The Uma that, she never actually met.
>But the one she missed.

>Sadly, she never saw Uma ever again.
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>>27059269
>For the next couple of months, she sat in her chair, a throne built on top of her solitude.
>Somedays she was angry, other days sad, confused, nervous or frustrated.
>But no matter how intense her feelings were, they wouldn't be able to summon Uma.
>Every once in a while, she thought about getting in the old forum and reactivate her old account, just to see if she could get the attention of Uma whenever it decided to post.
>But she didn't have the courage to open that forum again.
>Fluttershy didn't want to see a new post of Uma.
>The idea that she was rejected by her dear friend, or whatever she considered a friend, stung her heart way too much.
>But she kept waiting.
>Every night, instead of reading a book, talking on the phone with Rarity or spend some time with her family, she waited and waited to see Uma's name green.
>But it never happened again.

>"Are you alright, Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash asked, "You don't look so good."
>"What? Oh sorry..." She answered.
>The two girls were waiting at a park for their friends, to go to the movies altogether.
>It's been some months after Uma stopped talking to Fluttershy, but she never stopped fulfilling that decrepit ritual of waiting for it on her computer and waiting.
>"What's wrong? come on, tell me! You know I'm your friend." Rainbow continued.
>Fluttershy looked at her face.
>It was indeed Rainbow Dash.
>The cocky soccer player, the one with the strange rainbowed hair.
>And even when this girl drove her insane, Fluttershy knew how both her face and name.
>That's the face of someone that has always been with her since they were children.
>Even if Dash could be extremely rude at times, she can trust her.

>"Well... It's hard to explain. I don't know where to start."
>"Well you can try the beginning." Dash answered.
>...Alright."
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>>27059265
Nyaa how rude there's a story being posted
(Waiting for it to be done posting)
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>>27059278
>Fluttershy then began telling Dash the whole story.
>Which wasn't as long as the originally thought.
>Or maybe it was because she didn't tell all the useless details, that to her were important to cherish.
>She did tell her how she felt and all the mixed feelings she had flying around her mind.
>When she finished, Dash was extremely confused, not knowing how to answer.
>She was never good with feels talking after all.
>"Well, why don't we ask Twilight?" Dash finally said.
>"Oh no! Please no, I don't want more people to know about this..."
>"Oh... So I guess you didn't notice her sitting beside us. Sorry..."
>Fluttershy turned around and saw the third girl grinning and waving.
>"Oh no..." Fluttershy finally said while covering her face in shame.
>"I'm sorry, Fluttershy, I didn't know it was a private conversation." Twilight finally said.
>In the heavy atmosphere, the third girl finally spoke.
>"Well... Do you mind if I give you my opinion about this?"
>Fluttershy, on the verge of tears, moved her head side to side.
>"I don't know everything about this, but it seems that Uma may have moved on and didn't notice that it was giving you this much stress."
>Those words pierced Fluttershy heart.
>"But then again, it didn't even care about your feelings, so maybe it was comfortable with you anymore."
>Without the other girls noticing it, Fluttershy began to tear up.
>"Still, I guess the best thing to do is for you to do the same, it's the most healthy thing to do-"
>At that moment, Fluttershy interrupted her, crying her eyes out.
>"But it was my friend!" She yelled "It took pictures done specially for me on my birthday, we heard music together, watched videos together and it was there with me for over a year! I-I cannot forget something like that!"
>Twilight was surprised by this reaction, but she put a hand on Fluttershy's shoulder.
>I... I know, Fluttershy, but-"
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>>27059289
>Fluttershy sat once again at her computer like she always did.
>Twilight's words floating in her head, dancing and hurting her heart.
>"I know, Fluttershy, but Uma moved on and you can't have it back."
>Fluttershy knew that perfectly well, but even then she ran back home, not answering her phone.
>Now she messed up, everyone in her group will know about Uma.
>She grabbed her phone and looked at it.
>17 lost calls and 20 unread text messages.
>She sighed.
>Tomorrow she will apologize to them.
>She can't right now, though, it's 3 am.
>And still no signs of Uma.
>Fluttershy then opened one of the folders in her laptop.
>There were 25 pictures in there.
>25 photographs taken by Uma, given only to Fluttershy.
>Never posted on the forum or anywhere else, they were only meant for her.
>Fluttershy smiled and remembered all those times they talked with each other.
>All the times she giggled in front of the screen.
>The shows they shared with each other.
>The discussions about nothing they loved to have.
>And the times they talked about horses long ago.
>It's been a year and a half since Fluttershy met Uma and so many things have happened.
>She sighed and closed the folder.
>Fluttershy then remembered what her history teacher told the class.
>"We build the past, kids. It doesn't exist, you cannot touch it and everything we know about it is told through human eyes, therefore it is one-sided and partial."
>Fluttershy opened the program she used to talk to Uma.
>"So, since the past doesn't exist, we're built from what we remember of it, but especially how we want to remember it."
>She put the cursor on top of Uma's username.
>"This means that we are defined by how we remember our experiences. All of them, good and bad, so it's up to us to live and learn from them. Class dismissed."
>And deleted her username before closing her laptop and choosing to go back to sleep
>"I'll learn from this" She finally said before falling asleep.

The End.
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>>27059300
This is not a Norman story but it's one I wrote a while ago. I hope you guys like it.
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>>27059164
This one?
Amy is cute
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>>27059309
>>27059300
Oh right, here's the pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/C9LMhE95
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>>27059265
Girls make best bros, in a no homo kind of way.
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>>27059309
you nigger, where the fuck have you been?
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>>27059328
Sorry, didn't have an internet connection. Well, when I'm done with the Glimmer story I'll stop writing greens, I see they are not popular anymore.
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>>27059280
Sorry, i'll just re post it again
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>>27059300
what a touching story
I like the tone and ambiance, although, it feels a little redundant when it makes a paragraph transition .

>>27059315
Not that Anon, but YES, that one
Scott needs a real profile

>>27059340
>I'll stop writing greens, I see they are not popular anymore.
now, now. don't go assuming random shit, Fagg
pic related
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>>27059300
Oh man I've been there

Had a gang of Xbox Live bros where we all just parted ways over time. Really wish I knew their real names and numbers.
Thanks for this break from the average lewd shitpost
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>>27058760
Hello sin I have unleashed.
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>>27059388
I'm kinda glad there's no straight lewd of these 2.
Feels more special to see that they're so comfortable with one another rather than just to have them fuck.
This is so cute, Nyaa
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>>27059309
I liked it, it felt comfy.

>>27060071
That's the same feeling I have with many ships.
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What would happen in the inevitable Celestia fic 3
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why is it that /nn/ doesn't have a discord chat?
Skype sucks now, we need to upgrade.

I'd make but I'd rather one of the leaders of the /nn/ thread to make it.
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>>27059340
Just keep writing ok? I believe you had a knack for it, so keep it on!
Also, thanks for working my idea, 13
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>>27059309
Hi there, Faggot!

Oh, hai, Mark!
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>>27060860
oh this guy, what threads do you not shit post in?
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>>27059300
>tfw this got you thinking about those internet friends you stopped talking to.

Damn man...
First the Sophie story and now this, are unhappy ending becoming a trend now?
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>>27059555
>>27059617
>>27060158
>>27060750
>>27060860
Thanks a lot, guys. Also when I meant that I was going to stop writing greens, I didn't mean I was going to stop writing, just that I wouldn't do it on /mlp/, anymore.

>>27062009
Sorry, I'm usually pretty good with sad endings.
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>>27060750
Also thanks a lot to you personally, you're always there reading my stories and even doing some kickass drawings for them.

You're the best.
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Soren vs Scott

No prep time
No outside help
Only equipment is what they usually carry or find on site
Location: Abandoned Military base
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>>27062370
as far as i know, soren will be the first in trying to pull up a columbine.
but taking in count he's fighting the worst asshole who manages to fuck time itself, he will have the lower hand
scott will won as long as soren keeps his shitty luck.
unless norman has the worst day in his life, soren's chances of walking out alive are really low
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>>27062074

Cany you give some link or contact to be in touch with your future writings?

I love this Fluttershy story. Thank you.

>>27060750
Duuude? Did you do that pic?
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Tripfags in Canterlot High
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High Tripfags in Canterlot
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Canterfags in Triplot High
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>>27062479
Surprisingly enough, as cunning and ill intended as he might be, Scott's a fucking manlet
he pretty much seems like a coward when it comes to fistfights or physical violence
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>>27064454
What's wrong with "manlets".
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>>27064552
5'1 over here
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>>27062668
Oh i don't know. Why don't you give me a link to contact you first? I'm not very comfortable sharing info online.
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>>27064619
Inherently, Nothing's wrong with being a 'manlet'
Scott's just doesn't feel very physically suited for hand-to-hand combat

>>27062370
Seems like I'll have to write something
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Thinking of writing a couple of stories.

I really want that son of a bitch who was writing the Starlight Glimmer cult/ Norman gets raped story to finish, Does anybody know where he went?
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>>27065029
We had a story like that?
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>>27065029
It got kinda weird
Write some damb Ponk Scott
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>>27065046
>>26938013

>>27065106
It's suppose to be weird! It's a story about a cult!
Cults are weird!
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>>27065160
Lewd
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>>27065505
I just wish he would come back and finish it
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>>27065029
I really hope so that these wave of nonlewd can reach into this story as well, and making it a full thriller cult story, instead of the usual stuff
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>>27065029
>Normal skin Trixie
It's almost perfect
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>"Norma! Hello!"
"Oh. Hi Dusk."
>"Norma I have an odd question."
"I have an odd answer"
>"The boys at the school always talk about this, they say they always have it, yet they always want it. Its Sex. How could they always have something yet want it even more?"
"Oh Dusky baby I have so much to show you."
>The next day
>"Hi friends. I had sex with Norma's dad last night."
>The HuMane 6 spit out their food
>>"DUDE WHAT"
>"Yeah. We had a lot of it, it was pretty good."
>Norma on the other side of the cafeteria laughing her ass off
>>"Dusk holy shit how are you talking about this!? Shut up!"
>Flashback to last night
"OK I'll show you sex on my computer. Lemme look it up, but close your eyes!"
>Tap tap tap
"Annnnd there. This is sex."
>burger.png
"I think my dad is making sex downstairs right now. Why not have sex with my dad?"
>"OHH. Its food! I'd love to have sex with your dad, you and my friends. No wonder they always talk about it. Looks delicious."
"Yeah sex is pretty good."
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Reason I choose Norma and Dusk, but not Normal and Purple is because I see Norma being more of a mischievous trickster to Dusk's naivety, rather than Norman just being an asshole to Purple because he's a boy
No waifus here
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>>27068033
Kek'd

>>27068053
>>27068060
Oh come on Norman isn't an asshole to Purple just because.
He's an asshole to her because of all the shit she's pulled intentional or not.
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>>27068501
I pronounce these two as Audrey and Camella
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>>27068619
Already named.
Diwata Aino and Orange Sherbette. Chloe wants pink's Nihoness.
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>>27068619
I don't mind you trying to create new characters, but simply calling dibs on them doesn't work here.
Write something, propose ideas, work.
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>>27068619
The pinkette is taken.
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>>27064629
Yeah.

Find [email protected] at skype.
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I need some hardcore "Normans balls slapping her chin" action
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>>27070653
Norman don't fuck around when he plays dodgeball
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>>27071095
I might be a bit too drunk, but I love that answer.
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>>27071580
This nigga needs to be careful with torsos. Look at her neck area where it meets the rest of her body
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I don't care WHO YOU ARE
MAKE A PIC OF NORMAN OC AND POST IT
Used a cheap draw app on my phone
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ffffFFUCK/NN/!!
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>>27072028
BANG!
I should be working on my Dutch, but fuck it!
Have a shitty Paint-Norman!
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>>27070293
jew
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So, I was wondering...
How much do you guys dislike unexpected pairings?
'Cause I've been writing something pretty strange.
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>>27073622
I'm ready to bash
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>>27073622
how much strange it would be?
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>>27073741
>Take the "most used characters" pyramid I wrote last thread
>take one "who the fuck are you?"-tier
>Add one "has said 1-line in the movie" character.
>????
>Greentext!

So, pretty underdog.
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>>27073820
a example?
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>>27069070
Damn it

>>27069501
Worked the last past times
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Shimmer punching Norman in the kidney for holding her hand because she thinks its gay
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Well rain
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>no story of everyone getting roles in the Saints
>Everyone has cool getaway car driver and sniper jobs
>Norman is in charge of snacks
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>>27075062
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>>27075073
Beautiful

>Norman at the tower making PB &Js
>Everyone else in an attack helicopter raining hell on a warehouse full of drugs making pedophiles
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>>27075062
>Scott was gay priest
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The truth about The Shimmering, it was actually a curse.
>>
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Im not really comfortable with shilling, but the final green from this dude >>27059300 is now alive
>>27069809
Its surprisingly had some lewd parts
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>>27075106
sounds like the scene of the heist in vice city

"alright guys, we got this. vinyl will take care of the safe while tim handls the hostages. brad comes with the escape ride and we escape with tons of green"
>"hey, hey, nolan. what's my part? you know, i'm your friend too"
"oh yeah. norman will keep the drinks cold and the hot pockets warm"
"ah.... fuck you"
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>>27077863
>FS is a friendly person by nature
>Everyone always asking for hugs
>She doesn't know why everyone loves to hug her so much
>Sophie use to give out his but then she caught on
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Headcanon:
Purple can't use magic but only when she transforms into an anthro pony princess again.
Norman awoke her dormant, casual magic when they first fucked. It was so intense and unexpected for her that her eyes glowed white and objects began to levitate and swirl around the lovers
Norman was fucking scared for his life but the pussy was too good and he was a couple thrusts from blowing his load.
In the midst of the excitement and magic, he came inside. That's when they learned meta humans like Purple and Shimmer can't get pregnant
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>>27078895
i rather imagine this will be the result
>https://derpibooru.org/1087993
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>>27078930
>Norman fucking for his life as his walls crumble, items orbit around them and rips in space give him glimpses of other Normans.
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>>27078895
>>27078946
>"So, how was that night with Twilight?"
"Out of this world."
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>Soren walking through the city
>Goons spring into action
>Point gun to his head while the other checks pockets
>"Haha! Wanna die little man?"
"Sniff..a little bit."
>"Shit man you alright"
>Puts gun away
>They spend hours talking
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>>27080666
That reminds me of the ASDF-movie where a goon attacks an emo
>"you are going to die"
"Everyone dies"
>.....*depressed*
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>>27082193
Or heck
ROLL a situation with your own post number
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>>27082193
roll
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>>27082225
>Norman, Sophie at school
What a boring roll lol
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>>27082225
>norman and sophie in CHS
woah, a generic story in one roll
amazing
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>>27082193
Roll
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Gunna make a new one hold up
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The last digit of YOUR post number determines a main character
1. Nolan
2. Soren
3. Brad
4. Shimmer
5. Axel
6. Norman
7. Chloe
8. Scott
9. Mary
0. Sophie

The 10s digit is the 2nd character
1. The MC of the last movie you watched
2. Fluttershy
3. Jesus Christ
4. Amy
5. Scott (another)
6. The MC of the last show you watched
7. Frank from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
8. Purple
9. Star Platinum
0. Barack Obama

100s determine location
1. CHS
2. A bar
3. Space
4. Bowling Alley
5. Saints Tower
6. Comic Con
7. Post Apocalyptic Canterlot
8. The Beach
9. Arcade
0. Las Vegas

Don't have to write, just type out a summary or something.
Roll away
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>>27082375
roll
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>>27082457
>chloe and scott (or another) in a bowling alley
can i change scott for roman? it would work
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>>27082493
The possibility of 2 Scotts is to roll for
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>>27082375
Rowl
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>>27082517
>Chloe and Tobey Maguire Spider-man take on the Saints
Beautiful
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>>27082375
Rolling
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>>27082375
gib
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>"Persona!"
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>>27084250
>>27085682
>Didn't even talk about what they got
Where's the fun
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>>27086824
Stuck with shit IRL. Gimme a second.

>>27084250
>Soren and Scott's visceral rivalry reaches new heights in the city of games and vice, a fitting stage for their final showdown.
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>>27088123
Whats the base? Yung Lean?
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So
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>>27089790
so..... what?
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>>27090661
Idk
Kinda hoped that roll thing would've conjured something up
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>>27085249
Her, she needs to get fucked beyond repair
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>>27092335
i though nolan did that
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>>27092779
Yes he did, but she needs to get rammed by him and +3, forcefully.
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>>27092335
This
>>27092862
This Too.
>>27092779
Where's the link to that story good sir?
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>>27093669
What the hell did he do?
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>>27092862
NNBtRs
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>>27093528
There it is, got lost somewhere on my hard-drive, had to find it again on the archive.
http://pastebin.com/aYGVbAd0
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>>27094930
you are the MAN Rain!
The fucking MAN.
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>>27094930
that's one of my favs
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Its good to see Fingerbang slowly collapsing on the sheer weight of the dicksucking it had.I wish that Greentext Savant guy and his Zombie Story would move here.
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>>27095064
>>27095644
In all honesty, it is the favourite lewd work I wrote. Which makes its theme really freaky when you know what I'm studying. Teacher.
Anyway: there are definitely some things that could be even better worded (especially their chat at the start, it's pretty weak IMO).

>>27095866
Is it really what's happening to them? It's pretty sad.
Warning: doomsaying below.
I don't dare to check how many namefags have posted anything since January.
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>>27095866
>Not knowing greentext savant is actually alexander grey
>Being this new
Congrats
you played yourself
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>>27096289
While it maybe embarassing, I dont care about namepolitics. I only judge names based on the green they posted or something.
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>>27096861
At retarded as it sounds, it make a sense.

Anyway. We have her now. How to humanized her?
>pic related

>>27086824
didn't know I'm obliged to, sorry

hmm

>>27085682
>soren
>purple
>comic con
I guess they would awkwardly meet and spend the comic con having fun and discovering that they can have fun together. Because why not.
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>>27098628
>the new dragon
you know she'll be a dog
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>>27098628
>How to humanized her?
The same way spike got humanized
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>>27098726
>The same way spike got humanized
You mean into a...

>>27098712
>you know she'll be a dog
...dog...

Well. It's the time to turn full bestiality, at least for me. Bend over, Lassy.
>>
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>>27095866
>Fingerbang slowly collapsing on the sheer weight of the dicksucking it had

Ay Yo, Hol up
Hol up!
You be tellin' me Fingubaing is going to shit 'cuz dey been cicle jerkin' beeyaund FDA approved levuls uh namefaggin?
An dey wuzn't kaings 'n sheeit?
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>>27098628
>>soren
>>purple
>>comic con
>I guess they would awkwardly meet and spend the comic con having fun and discovering that they can have fun together. Because why not.

>Norman abandoned Purple at CC
>Brad abandoned Soren at CC
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>"Haha jeez dude! Finally up? I guess I worked you hard last night, Soren"
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>>27102247
>soren
>not jim
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>>27102188
>>27102247
I can't go around fixing up your shit all the time you know
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>>27102724
SHH
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How would Soren x RD/Sonata be built up to
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>>27102917
a shit

A SHIT
S
H
I
T
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>>27104555
what comic is that from?
I remember that character is like a succubus or something and fucked a pizza guy
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>>27098726
I actually tried it, but stopped since I fell asleep in front of my laptop, heres the finished one
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>>27105744
Cute.
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>>27107688
woah, when i was looking at the thumbnail, i though the image was incomplete
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How does Sophie even win the Normanbowl? What does norm even think of her
>>
boop
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>>27105744
Now you have to redo spike as he was meant to be
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>>27110464
A certain interpretation says that after being abused by Shimmer and disappointed in how vain Rarity was, he found a much quieter partner in Sophie, her kindness a healing balm after the rough years of CHS.
Further analysis of this peculiar timeline shows that Mary almost won, before turning him down, saying that in her heart, he'll forever be more than a friend, but that she wasn't what he needed and vice-versa, simply because Mary as always been more adventurous than Sophie or Norman.
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>No story that follows Gilda and her zany adventures fighting dudes and being hardcore while coming home to her moe 17yr old roommate Norman who welcomes her home in an apron with a hot plate of chicken tenders
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boop
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What are stories YOU wanna see but you know everyone else would shit all over it
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>>27115427
Another mindless orgy
Even if people want it it'll never be
>>
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>>27105744
But she's supposed to be a dog
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>>27109684
Aw, makes me want to aw
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Why is there no art/stories of Norman and Brad bro-ing it up like Okuyasu and Josuke?
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Don't even know what to post
I hate bumping with vaguely relevant pics but pretend this is Fluttershy or some shit
Good night /nn/
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>>27118031
>Fluttershy
>Jumping like a spastic
>Not Penka
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>>27118046
>Scotts fw he's the only guy in school to regularly feel Pinkie's giant irresistible tits that everyone fantasies about
>And he couldn't care less
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>>27118089
That boy's got his eyes set on another part of the Ponk
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>>27118300
That boy Scott just wants a qt fuccboi trap. Pinkie pussy is just another hurdle
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which character would be most likely to jam out to Rage against the machine
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>>27118567
*hiiizzzzzzzzzz
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>>27069778
I wonder what other tools she use against Weeaboos .
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>>27119321
a pair of philipines sticks
i don't remember the name, but shieeetttt, they really can hurt
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>>27119363
kendo sticks?
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>>27119377
no
that's a wood sword
i mean wood sticks. but i don't remember the name
gimme 5 to find it
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>>27119377
>>27119382
got it
the name is "Kali Sticks"
are from the martial art Kali, a phillipine martial art
here's a pic
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>>27086767
Persona, Stands, wasnt it all the same? Manifestation of your inner self and all? Reminds me of that green in that sad Sour Sweet story being mental instituted, where Sour had a Stand called [Basket Case]
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>>27119796
Awesome.
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boop
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>>27119796
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>>27117599
It's easier to write Brad as an innocent idiot rather than a cool friend.
I'd say Abnormal did it best.
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Does /nn/ have an Ellen Baker?
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>>27123749
Cheerilee?
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>>27122844
When is she gonna get rammed?
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>>27123749
Who?
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>>27126117
I had a lot of fun doing this one
I might do another
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>>27126938
Meme English teacher.
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>>27119796
To bad Jo Jo Anon decided to bail, he had a good story
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>>27125151
Stop tempting me you malevolent spirit!

>>27126938
mascot character from an english manual for japanese school.
Rule34 applied so hard the artist is now alcoholic depressive and the authors are seriously considering leaving that god-forsaken country.
Pretty memetic, absurd piece of news.
It's like that Crimean Prosecutor, remember?
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>>27127704
She pinches people's nipples when she's angry.
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>>27127996
>Patricia kicking and growling
>Sophie trying to comfort her
"Just so pissed I could just-"
>Fingers grip Sophies nips
"-AAGGURRRHGGG"
>Sophies soul leaves her body
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>>27127421
I think the second anon, the one where Anon had the stand [Gorillaz] posted another story in the /alone in equestria/
Sadly, his stories are still a jumbled out monologues and very hard to read, such shame.
>>
What do we have in the lesbian department
>>
>>27128285
Nothing. Excuse you touch yourself at night
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>>27128626
nice
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>>27128285
>nice
Watermelody and Applebloom
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>>27127996
>>27128032
I expected that, and i still feel the pain
>>
Scott has great potential for M6 stories
Rainbow- Only lesbian in school finds the only gay man in school pretty cool. They gossip like bitches about everyone

Rarity- Rivals and loath one another

Pinkie- Loves to annoy the gay hipster with her thick body that he tries not to pay attention to

Twilight- Normans sister/roommate/cocksock/cumdump that Scott always argues the existence of magic with. Even though he has seen magical beings destroy the school multiple times

Fluttershy- Dislikes shy girls in the year of our lord, 2016 and believes she should run along to hot topic or the zoo, wherever he thinks she's from

AJ- Scotts biggest target for calling a normie. She's a regular colored, blonde country girl with religious morals and beliefs. She enjoys action movies and being buds with some of the guys. Scott can't help but remind her of how generic amd dumb she is even though she gives him his fair share of broken ribs with her legs
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>>27129646
I wonder if you love Scott or hate im, 'cause you offer him a boat-load of screentime, but with an equivalent amount of physical pain whyle depicting him as a fine specimen of asshole.
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boop
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Bump before incoming green.
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>>27131452
Oh, yeah!
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>>27130630
That's just the man he is
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>>27131478
>>27131882
Oh, just FYI: It's this request. >>27092862 >>27125151
So yeah, screw subtlety.
"Subtlety" is now Diamond Tiara's middle name.
Get it?
Cuz of "screw"?
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>>27131930
Yus! Also, does DT affect at NN in any way?
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>>27131930
The habbening.
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>>27131930
This is it
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>>27131930
May she never, ever, ever forget what she deserves
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Okay, it's already fucking gigantic and I'm not even done yet.
The problem: It's getting fucking late here.
Do I post the pastebin link and be done with it, or shall I post the current version now and fill the thread with something like 12 posts of porn until I continue the damn thing tomorrow?
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>>27133014
Give us what you got.
Post form, no pastebin
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>>27130227
I love it when Sunny Flare get some screentime. With her lack of canon personality, she can be almost anything!
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>>27133200
She is now a mime
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Oh hey, what’s this? Some Porn without plot, that’s what it is!
Starring Diamond Tiara with 4 partners!
Kind of a spiritual successor to my other Diamond Tiara stories.

>”Remember, Tiara, if this is too much, you just have to tell me.” reminds Amelia’s soft voice, her usual kindness laced with a tinge of almost maternal worry.
>Next to her, the young heiress, hidden under a plain cloak, scoffs.
“I told you already, I’m old enough and more than ready!”
>In the shadows cast by her own hood a mischievous smile glints for only a heartbeat.
>The duo walks silently through the narrow streets, passing nameless shadows seemingly waiting for someone, few of the silhouettes reacts to their presence, on these occasions, Tiara’s steps brings her closer to her guardian.
>After too many twists and turn to count, the travellers reach a door, soft music and voices permeating through.
>Once again, the dancing priestess stops to look at her protégé.
>“Now, I know you won’t like it, but I need you to wear this collar and I’ll hold the leash.”
“Me? Like an animal? Forget it!”
>“Tiara, listen, this is for your safety. Beyond this door is a whole other world, with codes and laws you don’t understand. Please, this will only last a moment.”
“Like I can’t take care of myself!”
>“Very well, just stay close to me then.”
>But Diamond Tiara had long since lost the last of her patience.
>She had joined the court of the young Saint of the North, hoping to easily reach a position of power.
>Instead, she had found Amelia Heartstruck, a foreign priestess of the Cult of the Fulfilled Life, whispering at the noble’s ear.
>It was like sorcery, she simply needed to lift a finger and the entire castle would move, for her!
>Diamond Tiara had to admit defeat.
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>>27133336

>However, in a cruel twist of fate, that woman who stole her rightful place was as merciful as her texts described her faith, she took the now homeless girl as her student and together they would spread love and life through the kingdom.
>It had been 3 years of intrigue and mysteries, 12 seasons of secrets and hidden arts.
>And despite all this, Amelia kept repeating those accursed words, with such disgusting pity!
>”You are not an adult yet, please, be patient.”
>Tonight was the night she would prove her teacher that she was mature enough for “the night as the rulers see it”.

>The door swung open, revealing the greatest scene of party the young girl had ever seen.
>The room could host 3 banquets at once, its walls, floor and even roof were reflecting the colourful clothes of the guests and the sea of bright pillows at their feet as if those were golden mirrors.
>Tiara almost didn’t notice her master walking in the middle of the spectacle, parting the ocean of dancing, drinking, eating and laughing like an arrow flying through the skies.
>Her brown cloak and her determined walk caught the attention of the party goers and, answering their wordless inquisition, she unclasped her cape, revealing her dress of countless veils and golden trinkets.
>“Children of Life! Blood of this world! Our beloved mother blesses this night! Dance! Eat! Be merry! Let us celebrate life, together!”
>The crowd erupted in cheer, chanting her name and thanking their deity profusely as the dancers and the musicians resumed their craft with renewed vigour.
>Once again, the apprentice beheld the magic of her rival and mentor.
>She saw the smiles and the crowd kneeling and the party being reborn, thrice wilder than before.
>She felt beyond envious, beyond amazed.
>Then, there was this hand on her arm.
>Fat, strong and coarse, it pulled her away from the center of the room.
>She tripped and fell to lie against his naked chest.
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>>27133342

>He reeked of lukewarm grease and sweat and before she had time to scream, his palms were everywhere, touching her long arms and her lean legs, wrapping around her waist, rubbing her childish breasts and groping her round behind.
>She heard the metal clasp of her cloak hitting the tiled floor and saw the first knot of her dress come undone.
>Then, it stopped.
>She was safe.
>She could recognise the feeling in her sleep.
>The way those arms held her just as strongly as the pig lying on the cushion, but were much slimmer, yet so warm.
>”This child belongs to Mother Life, milord. Keep your hands away from my disciple.”
>The animal got on his knees and bowed before Amelia.
>The priestess made a gesture that many thought was a blessing, but only a man in the shadows knew what it meant.
>The phantom’s fingers gripped the handle of his knife with impatience.
>Without saying another word, master and student resumed their walk towards the door at the end of the room.
>Once through and hidden in the meanders of the castle, Amelia couldn’t resist anymore.
>Her hands went frenetically to the girls’s exposed skin, cheeks, arms ankles, trying to delicately rub away the disgusting memory, followed by a rush towards the white and purple hair, attempting to restore order in the now messy curls before finally noticing the creases in the dress and the string hanging defeated at her surrogate sister’s chest.
>“Tiara, Mother be praised I wasn’t too late. Please, please, please stay close to me. Promise me child!”
>Tiara couldn’t answer her heart and brain still chaotically beating after the emergency.
>Amelia noticed the simple nod and hugged the girl tight against her chest.
>“We can go back home Tiara, you just have to say it.”
>She hesitated, but her pride told her she had to continue, else this awful memory would be the only thing she would bring back from tonight.
>The girl stepped forward, this time, holding her only friend’s hand.
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>>27133348
>”Alright, will you agree to wear the collar now? I promise, no-one like him will dare touch you as long as you wear it.”
>Slowly, Diamond Tiara moved her hair away, leaving her nape vulnerable to the leather band.
>With a click, the accessory was now in place, the two girls now connected by a thin silver chain.
>“Thank you for trusting me, now come. Nolan is waiting for you.”

>They walked deeper in the dark corridors, passing what looked like an endless series of bedrooms on each side.
>As they ventured, the music of the celebrations faded, leaving a different symphony.
>That of flesh slapping, groans of exertion and pleased moans.
>Despite the difference in sheer number, the air was just as stuffy as in the great room, the smells of foods replaced by something much more raw and wild.
>She smelled the perfume as well, but they were tainted by something else, something as alluring as it felt foreign and forbidden.
>The younger looked at her saviour, and the trepidation she saw on her face for the first felt dangerous.
>Eventually, they reached their destination.
>The red-haired lord was sipping some wine, waiting for them.
>Tiara was exhausted after her trek, it was as if waking from a long and terrifying nightmare. She wanted to run to his comforting presence, to feel his familiar warmth and see his benevolent smile but the chain suddenly felt cruelly short.
>Why wasn’t Amelia letting her go to him?
>The slender fingers of her mentor finally reached her neck, dancing on the lock, merely playing with it, before sliding on her shoulder, softly massaging the child.
>“Now, now Tiara, as I said before, there are codes and law we must respect. Tonight, Nolan is your Lord and Master, you must ask him for permission if you desire to touch him.”
>Diamond Tiara looked with incredulity at her Master, her facial features hidden in the darkness of the room.
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>>27133358
>The girl tried to think of a way to ask without sounding desperate for their touch, but, as she fumbled on her words, the gentle grip of her teacher became harder and with a final painful push, the apprentice fell on her knees with a whimper.
>”Good, now, close your eyes and put your arms behind your back.”
“Master?”
>”Obey, Tiara.”
>And the girl complied. Relaxing her muscles, letting the unfamiliarly cold hands of her mentor move each parts of her body like those of a toy.
>Slowly, reverently, Tiara’s arm were bound behind her back, her ankles were linked with the first binding, a blindfold wrapped around her eyes and the many bows of her dress came undone.
>During the whole ceremony, not a word was uttered, it happened in complete silence, all the girl could hear was her own heartbeat and the soft breathing of the woman preparing her.
>Then, a jingle of metal and the whisper of liquid being poured.
>She smelled the wine in the cup, guessed Nolan was now close enough to behold her naked form prostrated before him.
>She felt her breathing accelerate, now painfully aware of his presence and his eyes upon her despite the total darkness.
>”Tiara. Open your mouth.”
>She tasted the wine.
>And the foreign mouth open hers.
>The wet muscle pinning her own tongue down and exploring inside her.
>Her first kiss, given to him.
>A fragment of a dream now truth.
>Then, a shift, the kiss went, and returned, different.
>Hungry, devouring, scalding, pressing her bodies together threatening to make both of them fall.
>But so soft.
>Then, her voice.
>Her breath upon the child’s lips.
>“Tiara, you are beautiful.”
“M-master?”
>”Yes, my love. Tonight, more than ever, I am your master, you belong to me, not to any filthy pig upstairs, not to any god. You are mine. Just like Nolan.”
>Fear ignites in the girl’s mind.
>Amelia’s voice is not soft, it is honeyed, sluggish with its sweetness, intoxicating with desire, boiling with need.
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>>27133365
>The priestess pushes the child down on the rug, her entire body covering her much smaller partner, Nolan watches with amusement as Tiara squirms under the passion, ruffling the fairy like veils and the golden trinkets draped around her like a colossal and perverse mother hen.
>Then, the priestess jerks away, a thin strand of saliva connecting the blessed girls.
>A trail of red added to the woman’s lower lip.
>She laughs.
>“Oh, Tiara, you bite the hand that feed you? Truly, I trained you poorly.”
“Stop it Amelia! This isn’t what we talked about!”
>“Oh believe me my love, it is, and much more. I shall guide your first night into adulthood. Now, I believe punishment is in order.”
>Amelia’s caresses upon the child’s cheek become a vice-like grip, forcing her mouth open before forcing a metal ring in, nestled behind her canines and fastened behind her head with another leather binding.
>“Now, remember Tiara… If this is too much, you just have to say it… clearly.”
>Tiara screams, horrified at how unintelligible she sounds.
>The cold, sharp nails resume their burning exploration, leaving red trails across the child’s ribs and culminating in a painful pinch on the tip of her barely formed breasts.
>“Now you have a reason to cry, love.” taunts Nolan’s voice as he blows cold air on her stinging skin, kissing away the pain, licking her softly before taking a bit of flesh between his teeth.
>And the sacrifice sings, they play her like an instrument, high screeches and low moans, cruel ministrations and loving hurt.

>Her throat is sore when her partners finally lay her on the bed.
>Not a single nerve isn’t buzzing with stimulation, her breathing is difficult, she feels as is afloat, yet heavy with fatigue.
>She cannot distinguish what covers her breasts, their saliva, her sweat or the spit that kept on dribbling from her chin, unable to close her mouth.
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>>27133388
>She welcomes the cold sheet but doesn’t even try to voice her thanks for the mercy they are showing.
>She believes they have grown tired with their games, that the play is over.
>When the blindfold comes undone, she realizes the night is still young.
>She cannot help but stare at the pink flesh of her master above her.
>The way it glistens, a single drop running along her inner thigh.
>She sees the glint in those eyes, the taunt as Nolan’s strong arms wrap around the woman’s chest.
>Amelia wordlessly mouths a command: “watch and learn” as the head of his member comes to rest against her softest flesh.
>Tiara can only witness the shudder shared by her lovers when the two become one.
>A drop of mixed juice falls on her cheek.
>They stay immobile, simply enjoying each other’s embrace for what seems like an eternity.
>And when time resumes its flow, it is savage.
>The two were waiting for this night, to be united once again, and what a celebration it is.
>Neither can wait any longer, their hips collide together loudly, bruising Amelia’s pale behind.
>Below them, Tiara admires, entranced by the primal dance. Her face is drenched within minutes, she tastes them on her tongue, watches as they grip each other with unbridled need, Nolan’s hands are squishing the Priestess’ breast hard enough to make them purple, while Amelia’s nails have drawn blood from the prince’s hips.
>This goes too fast.
>The woman falls forward, barely catching herself on her arms before aiming her boytoy’s member downward, twisting it right at Tiara’s mouth.
>The long, creamy strands of come almost choke the girl.
>The heartless queen of this ceremony plugs the small mouth with her palm, panting a cruel “Savour it. Love every drop of it. This is my first gift to your new, adult, self.”
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>>27133398
>A silence, timed to the rise and fall of their three chests.
>Then, two new voices.
>>”You will have to forgive my fiancée, she just couldn’t resist starting the night in the corridor.”
>A young man, his skin his healthy pink and his hair a modest brown, naked, a beautiful but bow-legged woman latched on his arm, her hair is royal blue and her skin is milky white.
>Rarity the dress-maker and Norman the merchant.
>The beauty crawls on all four upon the bed, towering above the bound child.
>>>“She is young. Maybe as old as my sister. Such smooth skin.”
>“Doesn’t it make you want to tear it to shreds? To keep this beauty ephemeral, forever in your memories of tonight?”
>>>”Nonsense, such a piece of art must be well taken care of. Child, tonight, I shall share with you the happiness of a well-beloved woman.”
>The newcomer’s hands dive towards Diamond’s thighs, parting them a little more than before.
>The beauty murmurs a compliment, before kissing the flower laid bare before her.
>Tiara tries to stay silent, thinking that maybe they would get bored of her lack of reactions.
>It soon reveals impossible.
>Rarity moans loudly into the tight little sanctuary she explores with her tongue as Norman grabs his fiancée by the hips and plunges his virility deep inside the seamstress.
>Each time he pushes forward, it is Rarity’s entire body that jumps, bumping the poor girl lying on the bed in places she never touched before, the wet muscle inside her folds reaching unknown bundles of nerves and sending electrical discharges through her young form.
>Her thin limbs struggle against the bindings.
>She feels a new pressure, building inside her, feeling it grow deep in her loins and extending towards her heart and her crotch.
>Then, as her back arches and her voice reaches a new high, the warmth between her legs disappears, leaving her unfinished.
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>>27133423
>She whines with need, bucking her hips forward, unable to reach Rarity’s mouth, now wide open in an “o” of amazement as her companion pulls her back by the forearms, hilting deep inside of her.
>He groans as Rarity comes in stunned silence, her legs giving out, collapsing softly on the rug as thick white drops dribbles on her barely conscious body.
>>”Sorry Rare’s but shouldn’t Nolan be the one to grant her her first release?”
>The pale woman’s answer is unintelligible, it matters little to the merchant, as he turns her on her back before resuming his furious pounding, lying upon her.
>Clearly, the spectacle had its intended effect as Nolan is back to full mast.
>The nobleman whispers a comment about his friend’s vitality before taking position, rubbing his still slick with fluids erection against the girl’s virgin entrance.
>A silent question for his owner.
>”Tiara. Now is the time to say stop.”
>The girl raises her hips, dragging her drenched lips along her lover’s length.
>The ring gag is removed and replaced with the priestess’ mouth.
>Tiara wants to moan Nolan’s name, but breathing is painful, her throat is so dry and her lungs are unable to fill themselves with air.
>His hardness is so deep inside her, it feels like it’s reaching her heart.
>Would she look below, she would see her flesh slightly rising in time with his movement.
>He takes it slow, at first, despite how wet she is, her pussy is incredibly tight.
>He doesn’t want to hurt her, Amelia gave him very precise instruction.
>Tiara thinks she must have died, it feels good.
>Incredibly so.
>Her mouth isn’t as parched as before, her master’s took care of it.
>Her muscles do not ache anymore, the bindings were removed, she can finally run her hand in those long strand of purple hair, intertwine fingers with the man making her woman.
>She think she must have reached heavens when a finger begins to play with her rosebud while his rhythm increases.
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>>27133446
>Her back arches again, her fist ball up in her master’s hair while the other hand holds for dear life onto the Lord of her dreams.
>Her legs twitch twice and then fall lifeless.
>Heavens explode in a rainbow of colour in her mind and she fear she hurt her mentor’s mouth with how loud her cry was.
>Finally, consciousness escapes her.

>When she opens her eyes, the room is silent.
>Amelia is asleep, holding her tightly against her chest.
>Next to her propped on one elbow, Rarity is sipping wine quietly.
>She notices Tiara’s stare.
>>>“How do you feel?”
“My everything feels stretched.”
>>>A chuckle, “Believe me, you don’t know stretched. But I understand what you mean. Here, drink a little.”
>Tiara doesn’t usually drink wine. She could only taste it. But this was before, this is now.
>Instead of passing her the cup, the beauty takes the beverage in her mouth and kisses the barely awake girl.
>It tastes divine upon her lips.
>>>”This is another code of our nights. A mark of love.”
”Is it over then?”
>“Far from it. The sun still hasn’t risen.” answers Nolan, taking a sip from his wine before sharing it with Tiara and Rarity.
>Taking the jug from his hands, the girl fills her mouth with alcohol, puffing her cheeks before returning Rarity’s generosity and following with Nolan, staying connected until the last drop is gulped.
>When he tries to part, she follows.
“I thirst for more.”
>”Then, you will have to work for it.”
>Diamond Tiara thought she had already made enough effort tonight.
>But, he was her Lord and Master.
>She sat up and knelt, spreading her bent legs, folding her arms behind her, closing her eyes and sticking her tongue outside her wide-open mouth.
“How shall I serve you, my Master?”
>Nolan’s virility slapped her softly on the cheek, the girl mimicking what Rarity demonstrated a little earlier, nuzzling the sack and peppering it with soft kisses.
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>>27133459
>Its smell was almost familiar now, there was his, Amelia’s, Rarity’s and hers.
>”Take it in your mouth.”
>She should have retched.
>Her tongue wrapped around the head, pulling it languorously in her wet mouth.
>She couldn’t believe she was drooling this much over his cock.
>It was like she was hungry for it.
>She played with his hardness, rubbing it against the roof of her mouth and the inside of her cheeks, careful not to graze it with her teeth.
>Against her naked back, she felt the dress-maker’s chest and her delicate hands spurring her forward with ghostly caresses, rewarding her efforts while Nolan’s breath became a little more erratic.
>“Suck.”
>The sound it made was the very definition of obscene.
>She was positively slobbering over him.
>She heard Rarity’s audible gulp and guessed the stirring of her legs wasn’t due to tiredness.
>>>”Go deeper, dear.”
>Tiara tried, but try as she might, she was just too small, he was just too huge.
>His fat head bumped against the entrance of her throat and her whole body jumped.
>But, she tried again, with similar results.
>Fresh tears were welling in the corners of her eyes, both a natural answer and frustration at her failures.
>Then, she felt Rarity’s arm shifting around her, pulling her body away from Nolan’s crotch, pushing her head forward and tilting it backwards.
>>>”Let me work a little magic.”
>She felt the seamstress’s hand massage her throat, slowly, softly, lovingly.
>She wasn’t choking her, she could breathe as normally as a girl her age could with an adult’s dick in her mouth, but she felt a foreign warmth spreading through her neck.
>There was only one warning.
>>>”She’s ready darling.”
>Nolan grabbed the child by her hair, pulling her as close as he could and spreading her throat open.
>The motion was so fast, Tiara only realized what was happening when her nose got tickled by the redhead’s pubes.
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>All the while, Rarity’s hands kept on massaging the cock-sock’s throat, pressuring the Noble’s pole through her partner’s body.
>Nolan’s fists tightened in Tiara’s hair as he started pounding her face in earnest, his balls slapping the underside of the girl’s chin, threatening to dislocate her jaw.
>Meanwhile, Rarity was stimulating her little pink pearl with the ball of her feet while grinding her wet sex against her student’s side. Tiara’s moans, plugged before escaping her, sending pleasant vibration straight through her lover’s core.
>As the speed kept increasing, Rarity’s focus couldn’t keep up, restoring the kid’s gag reflex, but far too late, tears streaming down her face, her throat convulsed, sending her Love over the edge, his seed pumped directly inside her before pulling away when the sensation and her struggles became too much, spraying the last ropes across her eyes and in the two females’ hair.
>The girl coughed up globs of sperm upon the sheet before being slapped loudly on the ass.
>She met the reprimanding stare of Amelia.
>”Lick those stains you made.” she ordered, shoving her face against the spilled cum and giving her a second slap to incite her further.
>”Don’t be so hard on her, she did great. Besides, I promised her a reward.”

TO BE CONCLUDED.

Alright, so... This is without any doubts my least researched work... Umm. It's also the most "therapeutic" I ever wrote.
I have an ending planned, but I got shit to do early morning tomorrow, so, sorry, but it's bed time for me.
As always, hope you apreciate, please do share any comments and see you later for more little bitch getting rammed.
It gets worse.
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>>27133505
Oh boy.
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>>27133505
NOLAN RARITY AND DT
my ships
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>>27133505
>Nolan and Diamond
unf

>Nolan and Rarity
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>>27133505
This is such an expensive threesome I have to take out a 2nd mortgage just to read it
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>>27133505
I reary riked it rain
You've inspired me to do something related
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>>27135263
>last pic
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>>27135263
you know, adam and flash almost look normal with those colors
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>>27129702
Cute
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>>27137576
Sophie's really creeping me out.
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>>27137576
Those are some wide shoulders
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>>27137576
"Chloe let me in I'm a fairy, don't you believe in fairies?"
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>>27138696
There's only one Fairy for her.
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>>27133893
My IRL friend and proof-reader of everything not-porn finished reading it to tell "It's a shame you put Norman in it instead of Scott, its title could've been /Rich Cunts/."
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>>27133240
No, silly, she's currently being arrested!
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>>27133423
>>>“She is young. Maybe as old as my sister. Such smooth skin.”
>Such smooth skin
>pic related

>>27133446
>”Tiara. Now is the time to say stop.”
>The girl raises her hips, dragging her drenched lips along her lover’s length.
>The ring gag is removed and replaced with the priestess’ mouth.
But she still had the gag inside her mouth before she said yes using body language. Well played, priestess.

>She think she must have reached heavens when a finger begins to play with her rosebud while his rhythm increases.
At this point my cheeks turned red. Wow, just wow.

>>27133459
>Taking the jug from his hands, the girl fills her mouth with alcohol, puffing her cheeks before returning Rarity’s generosity and following with Nolan, staying connected until the last drop is gulped.
>When he tries to part, she follows.
This is one of the most erotic thing I've found in entire /mlp/ ever. I don't know why.

>>27133462
>She wasn’t choking her, she could breathe as normally as a girl her age could with an adult’s dick in her mouth, but she felt a foreign warmth spreading through her neck.
>There was only one warning.
>>>”She’s ready darling.”
Aaand you did it again. Jesus. This is so hot!

>>27133505
>It's also the most "therapeutic" I ever wrote.
W-what? I, no... WE want moar! MOAR!

>As always, hope you apreciate, please do share any comments and see you later for more little bitch getting rammed.
Oh, brother, I couldn't praise anyone more.

>It gets worse.
Impossible. Moar!
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>>27139418
and now SHES FUCKING DEAD!
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>>27138696
Get the Fuck Away From My Nii-SAMA! And Aino-Sama Is the Only Yosei in my life!
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>>27139829
Maneh teh kunaon, udah aing getok teh sembuh napa
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>>27137576
>>27139488
>>27139653
nice
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>>27139843
I thought you said you'll other SEA tools of Torture on me my sweet Yosei-chan. <3
Maybe even a Bokken?
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>>27138696
Chloe only believes in demons and how they will take Japan, and how she and a group of morally upright youths will use their cell phones to make contracts with demons to survive "Gods trial", starring Kurobisu as Gin and Lis as Haru coming to a theater near you this summer
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>>27139829
>>27139886
Stop that immediately.
If you want to write bullshit, make it a greentext.
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>>27139886
>>I will Unleash the Dragons on you Weeb!
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>>27139886
Nyebut neng, nyebut!
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>>27139908
Just report them. They're trying to get the whole thread deleted for RP
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>>27140487
Pierce the heavens with your dick
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YOU FUCKING NORMIES

GET OFF OF MY BOARD

GET OUT

REEEEEEEEE
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>>27140487
"Don't call me Brad, call me bro!"
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ANYTHING PLANNED FOR MARY TODAY!?
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>>27141328
only because is 4/20, doesn't mean you have to write about weed all day
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>>27141559
>British salesman accent.
Here at /nn/, we pride ourselves with our ability to craft mature and researched stories that can please even the most refined of readers.
We don't resort to cheap tactics such as gutter level pornography, sexist jokes and preposterous puns around childish themes such as illegal substances and farts.

Yeah, no. We're just lazy. No Mary story for today. It's a meme-holiday anyway.
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>>27141989
>No Mary story for today. It's a meme-holiday anyway.

Well I'm out of here. No fun in /nn/
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>>27142030
>Panic mode: ON
I'm sorry Anon! I just did a fuck-huge story yesterday and today was a long day here! I can't shoulder the entire thread all week long! Please stay!
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I barely ever notice this candy colored teenager general, but I've just now caught wind of this Mary Sweetleaf Greenjeans Seeds & Stems character, NOT getting green today.

What is up with that, my main man.
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>>27142143
Right fuck.
They're only one of the most popular girls here
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How Norman handle suddenly waking up in dragon land?
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>>27142161
wrongneighborhoodnigga.gif
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Hi Norman thread
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>No Mary story for today. It's a meme-holiday anyway.
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someone give me motivation to write a sweet leaf mary 420 story
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>>27142425
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
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>>27142436
Norman and Mary go on their first deal together without a car.
Like the pizza delivery ep of spongebob
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O fuck
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ayy
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>>27144107
>I have no interest in this 4/20 /blaze/ dude weed lmao meme, and even I know that their eyes need to be blood shot and that there's no bong or baggies in sight.

4/10
apply yourself
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>>27144205
You're smart.
I like you.
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>>27144205
i say it's more like "before hitting the blunt"
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Can someone make an image listening all the least used Characters ever talked about in the general and Characters that never been used before but have a good/cute design?
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>>27145226
Who do we have so far? There's Beatrice, Lane, Flow, Rodimus, Axel isn't used much anymore, some of those Crystal High background characters.
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>4/20 in Canterlot
>Practically Mary's Birthday/Christmas
>Invited a bunch of friends over.
>The room is hovered under a cloud of smoke.
>Mary decides to bring out the Dega-Bong.
>Makes Norman help her light it.
>Norman lights it and Mary takes a huge hit and smoke assaults her mouth and throat.
>Begin coughing fit.
>She can'rt stop coughing and gagging.
>Holy shit Norman is scared.
>Mary runs outside to throw up.
>Norman follows
>In the moonlight he finds Mary with her hands on her knees.
>Norman asks if shes alright.
>Mary slowly turns around to face him
>Pic related
"I'm fucking lit"

and theres your sweet leaf 420 story
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>>27145540
short
Reminds me of the old one shots
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>>27145537
>Don't forget about Octavia and Vynil
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>>27145540
>Mary tries to give Purple weed to see what happens when magic is involved
>Norman fighting Mary
>Purple is also intrigued
>Norman pulls out a gun
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>>27147112
>Norman pulls out a gun
>Everybody is to high to take notice.
"Meet my friend, 9 millimeter glock!"
>Purpler becomes more intrigued by Norman's pistol.
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>>27147852
>yfw Norman starts making some rules
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>>27148245
Still need more Persona/Jojo references.
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>>27150416
I need more Shimmer x Norman
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Alright, dumb discussion incoming:
Take a character, got him/her?
What's his/her starting Pokemon?
You can pick a "non-usual" starter because reasons.
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>>27151444
>Chloe
Chikorita
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>>27151444
>Norman
>Eevee (with a beanie)
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>>27151444
>scott
bulbasaur
>brad
totodile
>soren
mudkip
>norman
charmander
>axel
squirtle
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>>27152663
>>axel
>squirtle
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>>27152909
one became a wartortle, and the rest became firefighters. you gotta give them that
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boop
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>>27154162
Celestiafic 3: Civil War when
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>Reformed Shimmer, Post-Shimmering

How can we make it work
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>>27154894
By making her regret and making Purple return.
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>>27154991
This is perfect
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My to do list:
The second half to the Diamond Tiara Fivesome.
Canterlot Peaks.
Pinkie's Revenge.
Moar Naomi, Sophie, Mary and Shimmer in no particular order.
Bump the thread.
Did I miss anything?
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>>27157312
no
that's pretty much the general's normal day
hehe... normal
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>Girl commits crime after crime just to be beaten up by Axel's big muscles
>Beats up the soccer team and arranges their unconscious bodies into a big "Date?" In the field

Who'd be the girl
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>>27158195
>1: chloe
>2: cloudkicker
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>>27159017
Number 2 plz
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>>27159221
>First time she did a crime
>Nails him right in the crotch
>She broke a toe
>He didn't even make a face
>It was then she fell in love
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Bumpity
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>>27162311
stop making me wanna ask why norman didn't bang all CP
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Cmon yall
the ideas above is pretty interesting
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>>27162790
Embrace it.
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>>27162798
We need some Cinch smut.
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>>27164517
We just need smut m8
Where dat man Based
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>>27164528
getting a fucking life unlike me
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Boop
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>>27166482
*Loud yawn*
Waiting for custommers is the worst part of being at work.
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>>27151444
>Fat beanie girl
A Sentret

>>27166954
>*Loud yawn*
The fuck is this shit?
Fuck off.
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>>27168655
Does Naya have a tumblr or something where he keeps these stashed?
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>>27169410
>Scott recovering from his night with Pinkie
>Every now and then he pulls out a sprinkle from his hair
>Genuinely depressed that the pink menace won
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>>27169937
>implying its not the other way around
>implying he's not enjoying every second of it
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>>27170364
>Pinkie mindbreaks him, making him completely straight
>Dumps the poor nigga
The Pinkening
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>>27170429
it was her plan so scott finally have more friends
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>>27169937
>>27170364
>>27170429
>>27170844

>Goes full Psychomena
>Scott turns out to be an extremely clingy little bitch
>looses hipster status as a result
>begins to contemplate suicide
>becomes so melancholic and insufferable that even Soren feels bad for him

did we JUST'd Scott?
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>>27171141
he deserve it anyway
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>>27172268
>Still never got anything when those 3
Bleh
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>tfw no more NorNor Bizzare Adventure
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>>27173461
unf
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>>27173461
>tfw no art of Brad with THE HAND
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>>27173487
>Brad's Stand
>「THE HAND」
>not 「SWEET DREAMS」

I couldn't think of anything more rape related
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>>27173461
Back in the Sour Sweet green where she were hospitalized, an anon proposed this with the shadowbolts
>Sour Sweet with [ BASKET CASE ]
Shadowlike stand that can steal other person shadows, which affect their mental stability
>Sugarcoat with [ BLACK CAB ]
Object bound stand shaped like an argometer. Can measure the [ worth ] of anything. Had daily usage limit
>Sunny Flare with [ Hush ]
Self bound stand that gives Sunny the ability to change any laws in an area up to 30x30m, for 30 minutes
>Indigo with [THUNDERSTRUCK]
Punchghost that can deliver small electrical jolt to either paralyze people or make them numb to pain and strengthen them
>Lemon Zest with [ Party and Bullshit ]
Swarm type stand that specializes in parasiting people, controlling their movement
>SciTwi with [TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR]
Punchghost that can evolve through [acts]. Initially can creates flashbangs, but later can create event horizon

Big boss is Sunset Shimmer, who wants to pony-up everyone. Our heroes must travel from CPA to CHS by foot since Sunset's magic had killed off all mechanical device, and along the way must overcome Sunset's Friends that she sent to eliminate them
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>>27173951
What happened to other post?
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>>27062009
What Sophie story?
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boop
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Norman fucking Fleur-de-lis at a party where all his friends and Nolan are just in the other room
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>>27178999
How many times did Norman kill?
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>>27179323
as far as i know in the abnormal universe:
>first was amy
>then lyra
>all the viry scientia henchmen
>brad is useless with a broken leg
>norman is on the run
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RD when
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>>27181447
someday
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>>27181447
>>27182059
we need some of that grade-A hand holding, procreative lovemaking degenerate action between the tomboy and the /emoe/ looser
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>>27182790
>All this Norman lewd and none of it makes me feel
Soren and RD is best FotM
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>FotMs in the month they're the flavor of
>Implying we don't get stuff we talked about 8 FotMs ago
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>>27182889
its called a circlejerk, nigga
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>>27182925
Hell I wish we had a circle jerk
Wed had some damn activity and things to talk about.
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Night guys
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>>27173461
What's her stand?
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>>27181447
>>27182059
>>27182790

>How lame
>Everyone seems to be having fun hanging out with eachother and doing all that stupid stuff
>probably having sex as well
>I don't get why I'm no one looks at me like they look at Fluttershy, or Rarity!
>God damnit even AJ gets more flirting than I do!
>I can't be that I'm repulsive, or am I?
>"Hey Rainbow, sick strikes you were making last night at the match, bruh"
"Pshh I was taking it easy on them, I'm pretty sure their Varsity team is also their JV team anyway"
>"Haha yeah I bet. You better not be late to practice again nigga! The team's forward to practicing alongside Canterlot High's MVP Soccer star"
"Yeah, they'll wish they'd never called me a dyke after I wipe the field them; anyway I'll talk to ya there bro"
>Fuck
>The only way I can engage in conversation with a guy is as one of them
>AJ's even more of a man than me, and still manages to atract guys!
>Norman will never look at me the way he looks at Rares
>Just what have I done to deserve thi-
"Ouch!!"
>"Oh, damn, that hurt! Are you okay?"
It had to be another one of these losers that can't be bothered to look the way he's walking!
>"Ahgg! Why don't you look where you're going!"
>Oh gosh
>"I-I'm really really sorry about this, I don't know what I was thing, I was in full autopilot I didn't even see you in front of me"
>Oh gosh...
>"Are you okay?"
>He's kinda cute actually
"U-uh-uhm, I-I"m fine actually!"
>"I'm really glad, you were right about me having to look where I go through!"
"W-WAIT!!"
>Rainbow Dash, what the fuck are you doing?!
>"Huh?"
"Don't -Don't go yet, hold on a sec!"
>Just how DESPERATE does one have to get to do something like this!
>"What's going on, did I do something?"
>To be absolutely honest, you kinda did handsome
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>>27184525
"Nonononono, it's just that... I...I..."
>Don't screw up Don't screw up Don't screw up Don't screw up
"I was actually kinda rude to you just now and...
>"You don't have to do any of this, you know. I was entirely at fault here and you have nothing to apologize for"
"NO! I mean, I don't feel very good about-"
>about you totally bumping into me and never talking to me ever again!
"-being such a bitch to you for no good reason!"
"Say, I wanna make it up to you. I'll treat you to something!"
>"Wow, I at a loss for words. You're super friendly despite how loud and rash you might come off as!"
>I can't believe how cute he looks when he scratches the back of his head like that
>"Well, I guess I could use some time off and a few new friends anyway. You seem like a hell of friend- errhh..."
"Rainbow Dash! I'm Rainbow Dash!"
>"Oh, yeah you're the Girl's Soccer Squad center forward Right?"
>No, please don't go there please
"Thanks..."
>"Ha, its a real honor! I'm Soren. Anyhow, I gotta roll...
>Soren, NNNhhhhhhhggg
"Uhhm, yeah, so are you good about hanging out with me today at five?"
>"Yeah, I'll see you at the main gate at four when we get out, I'll give you my phone number there"
"Deal!"
>"Hey, by the way, you look a lot more cute from up close than from the bleachers"
>This is way more than what I bargained for
>I guess Its my lucky day
"Aw shit"
>I have practice at four
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>>27184533
Delicious
This better not be the end
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>Normal Norman will never be a high school comedy on FX
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>>27182956
why do you think old writers left?
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>>27179925
what a mess
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>>27185416
>/nn/ in one page
Fucking awesome.
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>>27179925
He wasn't responsible for Lyra's death though, she was already dying.

He did kill Shining Armor though didn't he?
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>>27186031
if you are the hero, and let people die in the cross-fire, it's on you
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>>27186036
Evene if Norman did save her from being shot she would have died from Tetanus, he couldn't have saved her if he tried.
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>>27186228
the thing is try to make sure your people walks away alive.
they are going to die because of sickness? fine, but that's fate. you got to make sure no one fights if they aren't going to survive
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>>27186278
You also forget Lyra never told him he was going to be shot, she was the only one who knew, and also you forget that she was a hero as well and she did what she could to save his life.
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>>27186293
that's on her then
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>>27184200
[ GIRL ON FIRE ] or [ REDEMPTION SONG ] or [ ITS MY LIFE ]
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PAGE TEN
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>>27187005
I don't understand this Tomb Raider Shimmer thing.
explain plz
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>>27190154
the artist draw her like if she was planning some stuff with the CMC.
the pic is showing how she overworks, and sweetie tries to get her to bed
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>Cool new topical story and a new piece if art right after it
>Hardly any replies
This place has no reason to continue
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>>27193355
>new piece if art
wich one?
this?>>27192263
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>>27184533
I liked that story, felt very comfy.
I hope this Anon continues it.

>>27185416
There are no words to describe ND's amazing works.
There are just too many things in there to list them all.
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>>27185416
>Tfw no story that uses nearly all of the /nn/ lore to accumulate to a finale ending
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>>27193691
>story that uses nearly all of the /nn/ lore to accumulate to a finale ending
this is the type of shit that leads to a massive and unnecessary chain of events that no one will be happy with
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>>27186293
>>27186031
>>27186036
You know if Abnormal ever got a sequel it would probably be him and Zecora going full Emiya Shirou going back and forth on heroism and what being a hero truly means.
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Mary in this please
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>>27193691
It will end in tears and death
You won't like it
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>>27184533
OTP
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>>27195312
>the main reason Norman likes to play vydia with Rainbow Dash is because she's shit at it and is also autistically competitive
>She's basically Norman's vydia punching bag that he uses to vent off Purple's abuse and massive recking
>every single time, she throws the exact same hissy fit
>Norman's xbone looks in horrible conditions
>He prefers playing on it rather than PC because Scott is even worse than Purple
>He'd rather have Rainbow kick the shit out of the console instead of getting gud
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>norman's usual weekend
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>>27196329
I bet she uses Ken.
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>"Norman what are you gay? Breaking up with Sophie!? Do you even know how many guys want her tits on their face?"
"Its not that Brad. She had an amazing chest but what she did isn't worth dealing with her in bed."
>Flashback to Norman laying down with Sophie worshipping his cock with her tits
>"Ahh! Help I'm trapped between boobs!" Sophie mimics
>She gives Normans dick a voice and has it narrate what's happening to it
>"Oh no! This c-CAVE..is so...dark and w-wet.."
>Norman is trying to hold back his tears and his jaw from snapping off by cringing too hard
>Month later he drops her on the side of the road and leaves
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>>27196965
Now this is something amusing.
Any more of Sophie trying to be quirky while coming cringy as fuck?
Not necesarily lewd.
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>>27196993
>Norman likes her humor because she laughs at all his jokes.
>He catches on that she's actually laughing because she's nice, but not that he's actually funny
>Every time he makes her laugh he has to question if this is real love
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>>27196993
>Sophie says "Oh jeez!" And "Holy mackeral" while getting fucked silly
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>>27196993
>Mary's place.
>Chloe, Mary and Sophie simply enjoying their afternoon tea.
>Soph' has been fidgeting with her cup for the past 30 minutes now.
>"Alright Soph'. Put that china down and out with it."
"Buh? What? No! I'm fine, Mary, promise."
>"Oh c'mon girl! It's so frickin' obvious! What's on your mind?"
"Oh... Well. I'm not sure I should be talking about this here and now..."
>>"It's about my cousin, right? Don't worry Soph', speak withou fear, this will stay between the three of us and I won't get angry or weirded out."
"Are you sure Chloe. I find this topic pretty embarassing."
>"Soph', you don't know the depths of Chloe's depravity, whatever it is, she has read or written something more disturbing."
>>"Mary, why are you so cruel with me?"
>"Because it's true. Also, I love you. But you're a weirdo."
>>"Nuuu..."
"Okay, but I've warned you... So, you see, I've been with Norman for quite some time now."
>>"Exactly 6 months as of next Tuesday."
>"See what I mean, she's been stalking you."
>>"What?! No! I just have a really good memory of those things! Please believe me! I'm not creepy..."
"A-anyway, I heard the other girls talking a couple days ago. Racheal was complaining about how her boyfriend was always wanting to... Erm... /do it/ with her..."
>>"What are we talking about?"
>"Sex."
>>"Oh, of course. I knew that."
>"Ri~ght."
"*AHEM* And, the other girls agreed with her, their boyfriends are always trying to convince them or touching them in... inappropriate ways..."
>"You're so cute when you're embarassed."
>>"Kawai~ Sophie-chan."
>"Aann~d you ruined it."
>>"You are so mean today!"
>"Shark week."
"Gross."
>"I find that designation perfectly fitting."
>Chloe begins to hum the Jaws theme.
"Stop trying to derail this conversation! This is important!"
>"Fast forward! You're wondering why Norman hasn't tried anything with you yet."
"Whu-... Why, yes, that's it."
>>"And you're afraid that's because he finds you inattractive on the more carnal level."
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>>27197149
>"Not sexy enough."
>>"Rather: insufficient sex-appeal."
"Uhhh~."
>"Ah? She's about to cry."
>>"Oh! We forgot, as attractive as a dumpster bin!"
>"Nah, you're getting too harsh there."
>>"Verbal cruelty holds endless possibilities."
"Am- Am I /that/ hopeless? Am I gonna die a virgin?"
>"Aww, Sophie dear, that part can be arranged..."
>>"Mary, don't abuse her emotional weakness."
>"Dry your tears, girl. You're not at fault here, it's Norman who's weird here."
>>"Despite our names, weird runs in the genes!"
>"Friendly reminder: you're adopted."
>>"GUHA! Kuritikaru hittu!" [TN note: "critical hit" in very botchered engrish.]
"What do you mean?"
>"Girl, Norman's not like all the other boys, he loves you for more than just your boobies, I mean body."
>>"Exactly, just like I like you for your adorable personality and your smarts while Mary just wants to get in your panties."
>"That's defamation and slander. I'm aiming for much higher."
>>"Her bra, then."
>"You are... not wrong."
"So... What then?"
>"You just have to be patient, eventually, things will fall into place and nature will follow its logical course."
>>"*gigglesnort* Oh I can picture some /things falling into places/ alright."
>"High-five."
>>"Thank you sensei, I learned all from you."
>"You had to ruin that beautiful moment of complicity between the two of us."
"But... Are you sure? What if we break up before?"
>"Then someone else will be the one to help youbecome a woman. By the way, my offer still stands."
>>"You could always accelerate the process."
"How?"
>>"Men are simple organisms, they are honest with the things they like. Just combine multiple things he enjoys and he'll eventually lost control. Ez, GG, no re. Wait no, lots of re."
"Things he enjoys..."
>"Yep, you know, like fetishes... What are Norman's fetishes?"
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>>27197272
>This trio.
We found a holy trinity of background girls.
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>>27197272
>>"His imouto!!"
>"Shut the fuck up. Probably something like procreative, intimate, loving sex on the bed, in the missionary position with hands-holding."
>>"You sicken me."
>"Wait... Where's Sophie?"

>The next day.
"Girls, thank you so much. Your advice really saved me."
>"Ohh! Atta girl!"
>>"Omedetto! it means congrats!"
>"*sigh* A part of me will always regret not managing to be the one to hold your sweating and breathless body in the first light of morning, but I shall die knowing you were happy as a woman."
"Oh! Oh! N-no, we're not that far just yet, but we're making great progress."
>Mary fist pumps, grinning brightly.
>>"Oh... That's kinda disappointing. So, what did you do?"
"So, I thought long and hard about what I could add to /who I am/ to make me appear more desire-able."
>"Good thinking."
>>"*gigglesnort* Long and hard."
"That one pun was on purpose."
>"You make me proud, Soph'. You're growing up so well."
"And then, it hit me. Cheese!"
>"Beg pardon?"
>>"Nani?"
"Norman loves cheese, right?! So I did a strip tease and then, for the coup the grace, I poured cheese on my almost naked body."
>...
"Brilliant! I know! He was just as speechless as you were! In fact, he was so moved that he began to cry! truly, it must have been an incredibly intimate moment."
>"And?"
>>"You stopped there, right?"
"Mh-mh! He said, his voice filled with emotion, that he felt /fulfilled/ with this experience and that he was more than happy with just this. He helped clean me off and let me rest. Then on the morning, breakfast was ready for me, but he had to leave a little earlier as he had forgot something at home."
>...
"Isn't he the sweetest?"

>The next day, Mary and Chloe apologized sincerely in front of the boy, after wrangling a promise to never EVER try that again from Sophie.
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>>27197355
I agree. The trio has been found.
How do they stand against the Masculine Three, Scott, Norman and Brad?>>27185416
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>>27197482
Boke: Brad - Mary
Tsukkomi: Scott - Sophie
Moe: Norman - Chloe
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>>27197338
>>27197482
You genuinely never thought about that?
I'm kind of disappointed.

Alright, headcanon time.

These trios have very different dynamics, while on the men-side, Brad is usually the trigger sending things in motion, his hair-headed ideas usually bringing trouble to their peaceful routine of video games and occasionally talking about girls, Norman usually blushing, wanting to stay faithful to Sophie, Brad bringing saucy photos of top models and playboy girls and Scott doing his own things in their back.
For the girls, Chloe is the Chaos threatening equilibrium while Sophie attempts to reason, eventually fails and ends up joining the effort, letting Mary the difficult task to save what can be salvaged. Mary can be just as bad however as she can be a bit of a prankster, while Sophie, if pressured the right way, will simply lose her mind and go full ballistic.
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>>27197685

These trio are pretty conflictual when crammed in the same room together, Brad and Sophie are careful around the other, as Sophie heard the rumours about Brad being a lecherous pervert, while Brad is scared shitless of her control over Axel and really doesn't want her to sic the hall monitor on him (neither would EVER do any of that, but no matter, better safe than sorry), this makes their gatherings really awkward, tense and uncomfortable.
Norm and Chloe have an "almost siblings" kind of relationship, they usually pair together against the others when arguing, but sometimes, they squabble for petty things, get overprotective of the other, share strange private jokes no-one gets and sometimes chat about Phillydelphia, friends of back then and family members and acquaintances no-one know.
Mary and Scott are outright dangerous at times, usually, they are civilized, when left together, they talk about cryptically-named bands and mysterious plants-based beverages or foreign authors books and movies. Then, when they are feeling peevish, they hatch overly complex schemes wreaking havoc around school, the real problem is that they are smart enough to never get caught. Only Sophie is aware of the threat they really represent, but sincerely believe they didn't do it with ill intentions, which really is the arguable point.
Scott actually has respect for Sophie, as he likes people who can keep up with him in his verbal jousting. This doesn't stop him from being caustic when Norman and her get a little too affectionate. Breaking their intimate moments is in his top 3 of his hobbies. When it's time to get serious shit down, namely: homework and real trouble, the brainiac duo is frighteningly effective.
>>
>>27197768

Brad and Chloe find each-other hilarious. It's horrifying how much fun these two can have together. Truth is, they are kind of big children, the two love absurd jokes, slapstick comedy, puns and "useless gadgets for kids" like giant hamster-balls, bobbing-heads, caricature, playing in the sand, sports, etc.
At one point, the others expected them to become a couple, but nothing happened, it's like the idea of having a relationship together just didn't cross their mind...
Oh, also, when their ideas "click", run for cover.
Norman and Sophie are kinda awkward together, they are both kinda new to this whole falling in love thing, and don't really know at what rythm they should be walking, usually, they ask for advice to the others and it ends up horribly, Brad and Chloe are just as ignorants and their infos comes from dubious sources causing awful misunderstandings, while Mary and Scott take evil satisfaction in watching them stuble blindly or purposefully misleading them before taking pity in their suffering and delicately steering them in the right direction. Deep down, they are huge softies. But good luck getting them to admit that.
Finally, Norman and Mary's relationship is without any doubts the strangest.
The two never dated, but they did kiss, sleep naked and "relieved stress". But that's it.
They don't plan on trying again. They agree it won't work and the others know of that history.
The whole tale however is a secret between the two of them.
They are very close to one another.

That's pretty much it.
>>
>>27197355
Ugghhahugh
Rain can make any couple work
>>
>>27197355
>You will never scoop nacho cheese out of Sophies deep cleavage
>>
>>27198144
Fun fact: while writing that retarded story, I thought that melting cheese is frickin' scalding and hoped that no-one would point it out.
So, yeah, what I wanted to say is: "don't burn your Sophie's titties for some nachos", definitely not worth it.
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>>27198144
>burning best titties
even touch them is a heresy
love her perfectly
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Night
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>>27197355
Why is she so cute?
>>
>>27202160
Which one of the guys is most likely to become a jewtoob personality?
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>>27203180
norman
if he stops doing CoD let's play
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>>27203409
They're all the basic quick scopes and trick shots. He's gets nuclears and motherships in boring ways.
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Do yall believe in Starlight Glimmer?
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>>27204732
no :3c
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>>27204732
What's the reason why Norman would cheat on Naomi?

Was she too possessive?
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>>27205556
He hated himself for enjoying the forbidden Shimmer fruit.
Shimmer won
>>
>>27205556
From a purely objective point of view: Naomi was under-developped as a character, so, we glued the beanie to Shim-Sham and thus the whole shimmering joke was born. Effectively ruining Naomi's chance at becoming a fully fleshed out character with a realistic relationship to our mascot and relegating her to flander-tier joke.
Only plebians genuinely support the Shimmering, true patricians know that bitchy but loveable shimmer is the only good Shimmer, while my fellow Naomi-fag are still on a quest to find her the perfect role she deserves.

On a less "meta" version, >>27205678 got it right.

Oh yeah, someone here missed quads by one.
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>>27205556
and who would be the biggest cuck in CHS?
>>
>>27207608
that's soren
female cuck? i don't know
>>
>>27207841
Naomi is a Cuck
Norman literally left her midsex to fuck Shimmer
>>
what's gonna be the new OP?
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>>27208243
I'd like a colored version of ND's new pic
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>>27204732
i really want that anon who was writing the cult story with Glim glam and norman
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>>27208858
>>
If we combine all Normans he..

>Fucks Purple almost nightly
>Bangs Shimmer at school multiple times
>The only man to receive a boob job from Sophie then fucked her brains out
>Did it with Naomi before it got boring
>Danked it up in bed with Mary multiple times
>Impregnated Buttons Mom
>Got fucked by Celestia 5 times a week and knocked her up in middle school
>Wrote an essay so great Cheerilee allowed him to cum inside
>Got sucked and more from Fleur
>Fucked his own stepmom/boxing coach
>Became Trixie, Diamond Tiara and Cloudkicker's cum pump
>Made forbidden love to Scootaloo
>Made a famous DJ cum all over his face
>Had his way with Octavia a mile in the sky
>Luna entered his mind and became his slave
>Literally fucked HIMSELF
>Bulged the stomach of Amy with his mighty cock
>Got tied up and used by a Rarity lookalike as a child
>Planted his seed in the Rarity sisters more than once
>Cream pied Pinkie on his 18th
>Made a porno with RD
>Diddled with AJ
>Fluttershy used him to compete with her mom in a fuck contest
>Became the favorite for the Demon Succubus Fluttervamp
>Had sex with a damn ladybug human
>Fucked the girl version of his best friend Brad
>Had a threesome with Rarity and Twilight
>Threesome with Fluttershy and her own mother
>Was the main course of an ORGY with Shimmer, Twilight, Sophie, Naomi and Mary
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>>27210968
and most of those were written by basedwritefag.

he is fucking god of writing
>>
>>27184525
>>27184533
>Soren
You have my attention.

>>27197149
>>"Nuuu..."
Cheeki Breeki

>"Stop trying to derail this conversation! This is important!"
/nn/ chat

>>27197355
I love it. I love you.

>The next day, Mary and Chloe apologized sincerely in front of the boy, after wrangling a promise to never EVER try that again from Sophie.
AHGAHAHAHAGAGAGAGHAHAa

>>27197849
I love your headcanon. Can I steal from it?
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>>27211978
Is all yours.
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>>27212119
Yis!
Thank you, Rain.

New thread when?

I don't want to make. Can be purged.
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>>27212119
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new thread when?
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