Chat Bot Bullshit

>>27056455
>Had one job

http://www.chatbot4u.com/en/chatbots/rainbow-dash-139.html

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>>27056455
>thumbnail
>.jpg
nigga why do you do this

>>27056489
>Name fag
>Forgot Link
>Wrong Pic file

God damn that was a shitty way to start.

My apologies, /mlp/.

Please be kind.

She keeps posting the first line over

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>>27056455

>>27057188
Other than that, it's pretty good

>>27056455
So, what currently can she do?

>>27057777
Nothing

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I made this thing ages ago, maybe someone can find amusement from it
http://www.chatbot4u.com/en/chatbots/twilight-sparkle-40.html

>>27056455
How do you advance during the blowjob?

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>>27056455
>Sup, Horsefucker, wanna have some fun?

No

>Huh I thought Spike was the biggest pleb out there, what are you gay?

Yes

>oh....... wanna go to the gay bath house?

Yes

>Alright cool, your place is pretty chill anyway.

Kek'd
I like the basic concept of this though, its like a text based pony sex sim.

Somone make more.

Input yes or no followed by that last bit of mouthful sounds.

>>27058494
I must be a special kind of retarded, because I've tried every combination and nothing works for me

Neat

>"Sup, horsef***er? Wanna have some fun?"
"Sure."
>No response
>She fucking /thread'd me.
>Actually read the decription
>Only yes and no answers
>Okay, refresh
>"Sup, horsef***er? Wanna have some fun?"
"Yes."
>No response
"Yes."
>No response
"WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING LOVE ME?"
>Refresh page
>She doesn't even show up now
>Lie down, cry, scream, go to sleep

So how do I tell Dash to let me slap that ass around, or give me the lickaroo?

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The other Doshbot is better.

Rainbow Dash: Hey
You: Hi.
Rainbow Dash: How's it going?
You: Wait a minute. You're asking me, Rene Coldsteel, from The Legend of Coldsteel, about his day?
Rainbow Dash: Waiting...
You: Pssh. Nothin' personnel, kid, but I'm way out of your meme league!
Rainbow Dash: But what?
You: After all, there's no I in Team, but there is a ME in Meme.
Rainbow Dash: But what?
You: Actually...there's two. Because I'm that cool.

If you didn't cringe, I failed.

>>27060485
Anon, you did it wrong. You can't have fun on the ride. It never ends.