I'll give the first five and you guys do the rest
>im my small ass apartment
>>27052877
OP likes to suck dicks.
Horseshoes for sale; never worn
My Cock is hard! Constipated
Cum all over my toast
>>27052941
And the /v/sauce award goes to (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7quI-MbzY
>>27052877
1 I
2 am
3 not
4 gonna
5 participate.
But moonrocks can't talk back.
Alone, her quicksilver runs out.
I am a rebel.
How,When you are one ?
The pink blur sharpens sadly.
>>27052877
Princess Luna cock vores Pipsqueak
Pipsqueak squeals in delight.*Squeeeeeeeeee*
and then pipsqueak was cum
Luna that came pipsqueak out
>>27053193
but thus he was cum
My Little Pony was dead
Students became the history lessons.
Cum on Rainbow Dash's feet.
>>27053276
with dead thick Pipsqueak cum
>>27052877
>I was masturbating while sleeping
>>27053204
Equestria never went hungry again
you know she aint real
>>27053326
>But then, rarity showed up!
>>27053360
>*SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP*
>>27053230
>read this with celestial song playing in background
Discord smiles at Fluttershy tenderly.
>>27053379
Fluttershy pulls her dick out
>>27052877
I come inside rainbow dash
>>27053402
and opens clitoris, revealing testicles
>>27053368
Rarity starts a cum mine
>>27053402
Discord happily accepts her seed.
>>27053417
then cock vores rainbow dash
>>27053424
She enslaves all of equestria
>>27053429
fluttershy cums rainbows now forever
>>27053441
A "brood diamond" trade develops
>>27053485
cuz mo' minerals, mo' money
>>27052877
I fucked Rainbow Dash today
Adolf Hitler contracts rectal cancer
>>27052877
Anon fucks another horse again
>>27053565
So he starts selling meth
Trump makes America great again
>>27053585
Jewish cops are after him
>>27053589
And the Mexicans went back
>>27053537
The Equestrian nignog coalition starts
>>27053589
>>27053628
yep, that's definitely a fanfiction
>>27053678
It fell off ,Fucking prosthetics.
>>27053699
They ask were john is
>>27053705
bartender said "No".They leave
>>27053696
The second time this month.
question: how is filly formed?
>>27053770
answer: from uneaten pizza crust
>>27053647
WE WUZ KINGPINS N SHIET
Anyways, let's continue the story.
>>27053824
Rarity opens her cock vacuum
>>27054041
sucking up hundreds of slaves
Luna vores her Rarity competitor
>>27054177
Rarity cock vores Luna's insides
>>27054191
Rarity suffocates, Luna steals organs
Get in the eva unit
You can't, Celestia ate it.
>>27052877
>rape
>rape
>rape
>rape
>rape
Hows shinji doing!
Luna cock vored him
>>27054053
to mine her own cum
Replies don't matter, only post order, so Shinji is now mining luna's cum while inside of her.
Posters get uppity about rules
Get rei in a eva!
>>27054362
Worst character in worst anime
Flutershy mistakes anon for toilet
>>27052941
For Sale:
Baby
Never Born
>>27054438
Someone please.
Please do this.
Anon nostalgically remembers old /mlp/
Luna cock vores Princess Celestia
Twilight and Rarity - moonlit tango
>>27052877
Twilight Sparkle's transformation into a human.
>>27054882
Now we are getting somewhere
One day Fluttershy exploded twice.
I have an erection later
I want to cum in _______________
>>27053089
Surprisingly poetic
AND THEY THEY ALL FUCKED
op is not a faggot. only a fanfiction.....
Eat all these eggs.
Alone. A fire for two.
"I wanna fuck that horse."
Make horse fucking great again
>>27056245
>>27056256
Build a wall, Zebras pay.
Yes brother, a fire rises.
But the pies will burn
And he ate sugar-free sandwiches.
>>27056327
you are a little guy
>>27053230
>>27052941
>>27053205
>>27053089
These posts make me sad
Here come the radioactive chickens!
And have sugar-free sandwiches
Dicked Rarity's cavernous anal passage.
Kicked all the orphan children
friendship is magic. Well, was.
>>27056284
>Implying not donkeys.
You'll find a new assistant.
>>27056773
octavia
See you next season, right?
And they were both gay
>>27052877
You're waifuis not real.
Spike fucks starlight, the end.
>>27059385
God fucking dammit
>Your waifuis not real
Gak, are you feeling it?
Your waifu awaits for dickings.
She winks on both ends.
>>27054701
I HURT MYSELF, TODAY
The mare swallowed and digested
>>27060108
To see if I still feel
>>27052877
Brony fucks all the mares
>>27060113
with her cock and balls
I focus on the pain
>>27060127
Fresh semen deposited in Ponka
>>27060131
The only thing that's real
Mrs.Cake, the cuck queen.