How many of yous have actually smelled a pony?

>>27033597
Which part of the pony are you talking about?

>>27033606

Most of it. Some people here haven't even seen one believe it or not.

>>27033597
my mom and all my aunts had their own horses for most of my childhood. ive always enjoyed natural scents for some reason, most especially horses.

>>27033687
What's the biggest mare you've ever smelled?

>>27033597
No, most people around here just use cars

>>27033766
they were arabs iirc

I live next to a stable and my best friend in elementary school kept horses. I have smelled them plenty. I actually like it. It's a very earthy smell. I don't like horse shit dirty stable smell but I like actual horse smell.

>>27033797

I do enjoy the smell of a freshly laundered horse.

Live by a field and the horses put their heads over my fence so ye.

>>27033883

You ever touch one on the nose?

>>27033597
Horsemeat actually smells pretty good when it's cooked well.

>>27033859

Getting them in the washing machine is the tricky part.

>>27033905
Not him but pone noses are super soft and pleasant to rub.

>>27033637
>Some people here haven't even seen one believe it or no
Seriously?
Get out of your basement guys

A pony ate the top of my ear when I was 6

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>>27033597
I have not as it is not my fetish.

>>27033932
Did you die?

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>>27033916

>>27033939
Having a functioning sense of smell doesn't mean you wank off to every single scent your nose picks up m8. I've been around horses before and you can't NOT smell them. Doesn't mean I go up and take a giant whiff while tugging on my dick.

I used to ride horses. Most of them are incredibly stupid and smell like rotten grass.

99% of the horses available commercially are all about >muh strength, speed, and size. They're useless as sentient lifeforms and are only good for casual riding and impressing stupid girls. God help you if they freak out while you're riding them.

>>27033939

Not everything has to be tied to your boner. Some things can just be for the good.

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>>27033952

>>27033946
no, but it did hurt
that fucker name was Pocahontas, I never liked that movie anyway

>>27033980
Horses confirmed for savages.

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>>27033965
That's Nice.

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>>27033967

>>27033980
>>27033983
BARELY EVEN HOOMAN

>>27033597
>smelled
My sense of smell isn't that great, so I never really smelled much from the horses I've ridden

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>>27033952
Nice to see that gif getting some usage.

Living in the country side allows me to go on nice quiet walks and if a horse is willing they come over to the fence to investigate. I've been able to pet both stallion and mares, but haven't really tried smelling them.

Wouldn't recommend petting them if their ears are flat, they'll probably bite you like in that biker gif.

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>>27034336

I know horse behavior. They've got a million and one wheys to tell you they don't want you near them. I gave this sad mare an apple after work last night.

Real life ponies look ugly and smell disgusting. Also they just keep shitting and pissing everywhere.
I had to work with horses while helping some mentally disabled guy with his riding therapy for nine months and jeez, they made my clothes smell like excrements every single time.

Technicolor ponies are vastly superior and their noses are cuter too.

>>27034403
Very true. I work in a supermarket and the other night a woman came in wearing jodhpurs, having obviously come straight from whatever stable she worked at/kept a horse at.

The smell as she walked past was like a brick wall. She STANK of horse piss, there was no mistaking it. That one woman reeked out a fair-sized store in 3 minutes.

In my headcanon, Equestrian ponies smell like candy and piss perfume. You could use their shit for toothpaste.

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>>27034403
>Real life ponies look ugly

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>>27034403
Real life ponies and horses are adorable. And horse piss isn't 'horse smell' it's 'piss smell'. When they're not sitting in a cramped stable that needs to be mucked out horses have their own odor unrelated to excrement.

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>>27034554

>>27034545
She was just there for some febreze

>>27033912
sounds like u'r not used to a bit of hard work.
typical millennial pussy.

>>27033597

I could tell you what their vaginas/vaginal fluids smell like, if that is what you want to know.

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>>27034871

>implying I don't

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>>27033597
They smell like shit and are fucking assholes. I hate horses.

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>>27034906

Have you found a way to quickly wash away that smell from your penis? It just sticks for days, even after showing repeatedly.

>>27033597
i live in bongland. Horses are kept everywhere mate. crikey, why the fuck am i posting this late, ITS HALF 11 BONGS IT IS

>>27034987

Very true fellow Britbong, I am off to bed too. Night.

>>27035014
Hope annis dunt chop ya winky off m8.

>>27034936
listerine

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>>27035074

Yeah, I think I rather keep the smell than pour that stuff in my penis.

>>27034936

Bourbon

>>27033766
Biggest mare? I can't be sure, but she was probably too big For you.

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>>27035175
Tell me about that mare, why does she wear that mask?

Imagine a really nice, sweaty athletic girl.

Now taint the scent with grass and a vaguely pumpkin-like scent that burns your throat similarly to alcohol, because vaginas are naturally acidic to combat infection.

It's a wonderful smell. And taste. And warmth.

I don't recommend doing it, though. Frighten a mare once, fart just a little too loud, and a hoof goes so far into your face you feel it in the back of your head.

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>>27035205

>implying I don't sneak up on horses and scream at their ass

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>>27035256
pic related

that gif is so sweet

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>>27035276

It's a webm my sweet child

>>27035197
Perhaps she's wondering why someone would smell her, before assessing her size.

>>27035307
That horse is experiencing feels no horse should feel.

>>27035126
>in
for what purpose?

>>27035343

He knew it wouldn't work. Tried it anyway.

>>27035310
No one cared who she was until she put on the mask

>>27035307
Is that horse wearing a diaper.

>>27035427
No. It's a guy's shirt

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>>27033961

Fucking normies.

>>27035965

Comais carne de burro?

>>27034871
>>27034906
What does it smell like? I need to know for science.

>>27036284

Like acid tea.

>>27036653
As someone who has tongued every hole in a mare, this is actually pretty accurate.

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>>27036195
We don't eat the musical burro, no.

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>>27035965
Mah ethnically different friend

>>27036195
>>27036794
donkeyfuckers :^)

>>27036805
That is a beautiful animal.

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>>27037085

So is this one horse

>>27037145
It is, but I'd be so worried about tangling that mane.

>>27037168
friesians are just like that.