Would you?

>>27012266
Pull them in? Yes.

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>>27012266
If only it were that easy...

>>27012266
Step into a portal? yes

>>27012275
Brilliant reply, anon.
Brilliant reply.

>>27012266
No. Suicide is a sin.

Most people here would snap the rope due to weight.

They will never see themselves in Equestria.

It'd be very tempting

>>27012315
Kek

>>27012310
indeed

>>27012315
This.

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>tfw I'm already dead

Would I today? No. Would I if you had asked me three years ago when I was living with my parents and jobless? Yes.

We're all gonna make it. I'll see the girls one day, but not today.

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>>27012266
>self contained portal constrained by a rope
I untie the noose to find out what happens .
>SCIENCE!

Also, always be cautious around paranatural phenomena, it might be demons. Or fae. Or elves.
Basically assume magic is here to fuck you over. Check your magic portals for illusions kiddiewinks! It might just be a veneer of Equestria painted over onto the sixth circle of the underworld.

It depends: are we talking of a 100% chance of going to Equestria or less?

I'm not going to commit sudoku if I'm not entirely sure, my life is not that bad.

>>27012266
No, suicide is for depressed loser cowards.

>>27012315
Doubtful.

1. a typical nylon rope is capable of holding thousands of pounds
2. most people here are fucking underweight

>>27012497
This.

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>>27012440
>mfw You're Already Dead

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All y'all niggas need Jesus!

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>>27012788
And you need Gaben

>>27012266
shiny and chrome

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>>27012266
yeah, but I'd prefer to use a gun

quick and painless

What would even happen if I hung myself in that. Would I just become a floating dead head on the other side?

>>27012266
How the fuck would I fit through there?

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>>27016012

>>27012464
This.

>>27012464
First one to get to equestria gets all the mares. Don't be late or you'll be SOL

Go feet first.

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>>27012266
i just might do it tonight, anon. i just might..

>>27015101
Only if you use a shotgun, Anon. Anything else you're gonna suffer for 30 seconds to a minute before fully succumbing to the injury. Might as well be an eternity when you're talking about that kind of pain.

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I guess i'd hang around for a bit

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>>27016179
don't worry, im gonna paint the wall just like cobain

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>>27016533

>>27012266
No. I would wait till I died naturally. Learn everything I could just for the sole purpose of giving the ponies a good story when I got there.

>>27016533
Fucking Carlos I swaer to God In a box off a cliff

>>27016533
Normally, I'd berate you, but I can't stop laughing at this one, good on you Carlos.

>>27012497
This

>>27012266
Nayn

>>27016795
Fuck your spoiler, carlos

>>27012266
If i can fit my whole body through the noose, yes.

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im too depressed to even attempt, desu

>>27017053
THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

>>27012751
Underrated

>>27012551
Duh. Why do you think they do it?

>>27012751
You son of a bitch you made me choke on my drink

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>>27012266
>Only Anon's head ends up in equestria
>He's still dead

>>27017053
Compare Twilight's size to the noose's. Unless you're a grand piano, you could dive through that thing without breaking a sweat.

>>27012266
Yes...
>Tfw nothing better to live for...
I actually tried to kill myself by slitting my neck...
Pussied out.

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>>27012266
Not with that shitty artwork.

Portal demons, try better bait next time. 0/10

>>27019252
oh okay, lemme gather a few things...

>slips through

>>27012266
Nope. I'm a single father and have a child to take care of. Also, I wouldn't want to leave her for a bunch of horses.

>>27020964
take her with you

>>27020964
Don't you have more important things to do than shitpost on 4chan?

>>27021014

No.

>>27021110

It's my day off of work and she's taking a nap. So nope.

I suppose this is euthanasia rather then suicide

>>27016166
don't do it we are double buds

>>27012587
>most people here are fucking underweight
someone gets it
finaly