U want to know my secret

>>27010702
Ponies only grow old if they have shit tier earth pony genes.

>>27010702
Well I imagine being a cute pone in a land harmonious with nature and magic would be part of the secret, so...not sure knowing the rest would help.

>>27010713
Granny smith is almost 200 years old.

>>27010702
She smokes weed, which is legal in a place that isn't a cuck filled shithole

>>27010702
The truth is, is that Twilight's mom has it going on!

>>27010702
Ponies average age is around 150 years. CMC are around 25 years.

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>gmilf

>>27010791
Now I'm imagining younger Twilight awkwardly inviting you to hang around by her pool after school, and you awkwardly agreeing. And while you're swimming around, Velvet, who's happy that her daughter seems to have finally made a friend, comes out in her bathing suit to join the two of you.

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>>27010777
Jackpot

>>27010777
>one of the most friendship destroying drugs
>legal in equestria
I could maybe see LSD but no fucking way are they going to allow marijuana

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>>27010777
>Equestria
>not cuckfilled

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>>27010702
She's a big pony.