Oh, look. I got something in the mail today.

>>27006468
Nice snowman sheets.

>>27006468
Looks too flat to be a dragon dildo.

>>27006468
a christmas blanket?

cool i guess.

>>27006468
Hey buddy, no roleplaying. You're roleplaying as yourself.

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Time to see what it is.

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>>27006481
I ain't roleplaying nigga. I just wanna show off my package

>>27006475
>>27006473
>inb4 he hasn't changed them since christmas

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STANDING

>>27006569
Why would you change your sheets more than twice a year?
It's not like anyone else will actually see your bed

>>27006569
I hardly use it. I like to keep it clean.

>>27006581
Man, I could never spend money on something with that stupid pillow-hair.

If dubs, cum on it faggot.

>>27006604

>>27006598
I think the hair is a bit weird too, but it's not that big of an issue in my opinion.

I just can't afford the ones with faux fur manes

>>27006581
You are to cum on it, brandish the sharpest object in your home, cut a hole in it, stick your dick in the hole, and roast it over a fire as you learn how the love tunnel really is.

>>27006481
Hey buddy, no rulefagging. You're being a faggot.

Also, nice blog, faggot.