You did it anon. You finally did it. You found the magical way

>>27006122
>get a dildo
>git gud with tongue
>????
if car crash victims can do it, i can do it

>>27006122
>smooth as a ken doll
Cover myself in oil and slide around the place

Worry about how I am going to urinate

>>27006122
I still have a prostate.

>>27006143
You secrete urine from the spot where your dick once was.

>>27006122
I'm asexual. So you're telling me I get to go to Equestria for no fee?

>>27006158
Pretty much, good luck taking a piss

>>27006150
Straight outta nopesville.

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>>27006122
>your waifu is madly in love with you
I'm happy.

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>>27006122
Acquire bits, purchase the services of a unicorn wizard, have him polymorph me some new junk. Throw in a little extra for a 10-incher while I'm at it.

>>27006122
Don't care.. But
Somebody please bring twilight sparkle pee about 2 gallons for me, please...

>>27006205
>Implying unicorns are specialists in growing 10 inch human dicks

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>>27006205

There's a spell for that.

>>27006141
underrated post

>>27006150
What about if you have a vagina? that is pretty much the same thing, and if I secrete it from a hole I don't see why I can't use that to rut.

>>27006122
I'm into having my orgasm denied, so that works out anyway.

>>27006565
Secrete means coming from the skin, not a hole, you twat.

>>27006122
Finally be able to sleep comfortably since my testicles won't hang between my legs and make me twist and turn at night trying to find relief.

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>>27006614
I think i'm staying where I am, thanks