>Average human male lasts only 5-7 minutes

Much better than a stallion's several seconds.

>>26996603
Average of 10 to be exact.

>>26996616
Actually some stallions can last longer than a few seconds.

Also don't foget that their 'equipment' fits perfectly into horse pussy.

>>26996587
Only if they don't pace themselves.

Alcohol extends that time m8

>>26996652
Not really, its designed to hit the womb in one go and that shit is painful, but procreation of the species what can ya do?

I'll tell ya, you switch to hot uplifted and evolved ape cock. It will please your sleeze, and we can always inject horse jizz into ya with a industrial size turkey baster.

No need for horse cock when you have Human ingenuity and a lust for hot, wet, mare pussy.

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>>26996587
What is it with you faggots and your assbackwards humiliation/cuck fetish shit.

>>26996587
This is why god created foreplay

>>26996652
That's why it's an average.

>>26996761
Would you be willing to do an infomercial for Mare Pussy?

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Look, I know it's insane that I last like 3 hours and have to just flat out take a nap mid-session before resuming just to get off once, but come on. 6 minute average? My dick is not THAT amazing.

>>26996587
Are you the faggot who believes ponies will be twice as big as your average human?

>>26996761
>>26996789
Do it and post it on YouTube

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>>26996652
so why did I never saw mares cum gallons of maregoo when a stallion fucks her, unlike when a human gets work done?
poor mare didn't even knew she can feel such strange feelings

>>26996616
I thought it was fifteen.

>>26996765
They're faggots, anon.
post-2008 /b/tards are into futa girls and sissies.

>>26996587
>5-7 minutes
Wut?
My average wank lasts at least 15.

>>26996895
big difference between wanking and sex with foreplay

>>26996912
let him his illusions

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>>26996912
Not like any of us would know! LOL!

>5-7 minutes
Only if you have a bad case of limo dick. It takes me around 20 to reach climax

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learn to edge you scrubs

The longest Ive gone was almost four hours that way, came so hard I was shaking.

>>26996823
>Believing Jan's Mares

>tfw last an average of 1-2 minutes while masturbating, a lot less if I really just go for it
I can cum in about 30 seconds if I really want to bang one out.
;_;

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>>26997354
if we cant believe in Jan's Mares, in what else?

>>26997335
I'm not a masochist, thanks.

>>26997354
>Who are you gonna believe?
>Me? Or your lying eyes?

wew

>>26997335
Did that once.

Blacked out. Like, bathroom floor, shorts around ankles and covered in jizz

11/10 have never been able to acheive again

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>>26997389

>>26997386
>>26997389
Read in the zoophilia forum.

Guys who really fucked mares were pretty much dissapointed. No maregasm, no clenching down, no squeals of joy, no nothing.

It even wasn't that fulfilling, perhaps a bit wet and warm but the reality is that it's quite hard to cum from fucking a real mare.

>>26997480
I've heard mixed reviews about it myself. I'd still take the opportunity to fuck a mare, though.

>>26997449
I'm not going to deny myself the one bit of pleasure I can provide myself with. When I want to get off, I want to get off, not tease myself for hours on end.

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>>26997503
>teasing is denying yourself pleasure when it yields a better orgasm

>>26997335
Once I edged for 36 straight hours.
It was very possibly the most horrible thing I've ever experienced and I regret it so, so much. But it sure was a valuable lesson.

And for anyone who's wondering, no, you can't do that without suffering incredibly painful dick injury.

>>26997386
Is that Film Brain?

>>26997535
jesus fucking christ
how bad was the damage?

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>>26996587
I've lasted 2 hours last night with your mum. Step up brah.

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>>26996587
Really? I can usually go for 25+ minutes, the average is that short?

Also stallions blow their load after what, 15 seconds? Mares would probably cream themselves after hearing that.

>>26997553
Pain for at least a week, swelling for days, and the day after, the dick pain made it difficult to even stand up. Not to mention all the other body pain involved. Luckily, no permanent disability.

>>26997495
Trust me, you are missing nothing out.
The whole delcious horse pussy is just a myth.

>>26997623
I salute you sir, you fap more hardcore than me and lived to tell the tale.

That's what edging and foreplay are for.
What I don't get are people who cum once and are done.

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>>26997623
I had similar symptoms when I stuck my dick in one of those water jet things, while it was on.
I just
I kind of had to
It just needed to be done.

>>26997335
3 hours for me.
Average sessions last me an hour. I don't do it every day though.

>>26996587
For me it's quite a difficult situation... I'm usually able to cum in just three to four minutes, but if I decide to suppress that orgasm and just keep going I can last indefinably, meaning that I just can't cum at all until take a break for at least several minutes.
It's nice for my partner, but it feels just numb and boring for me.

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>>26997633
It's real cool and all that you want all the marepussy to yourself, but don't start spreading lies around here, boy.

>>26996587
>average human female lays there like a dead fish and expects you to do all the work

>>26997846
Sadly that's the truth... At least for my girlfriends.

>>26997858
>girlfriends
How many dakis do you have?

>>26997933
None, but I had a few real girls before I decided to waifu,
They all were boring in bed, except for my first one.
She had several mental issues but she tried her best to pleas my in bed.

>>26997726
It is true.

>>26997946
>She had several mental issues
They're the only ones that will do anything.

>>26997846
You think mares are any better?

>>26998755
That's it, I'm convinced you just don't want anyone else to know the wonders of horsepussy.
I'd sooner sink it into a mare since they can't talk or judge me like a woman can.

>>26998844
No. Mares are the worst.
All those things about how they often crave sex, showing affection to their favourite male handler, their constant winking, their ability to sense when he is about to cum and accordingly thighten their vaginal muscles and their squeals of joy when they maregasm.

Nah bro, mares are bad.

>>26998907
>showing affection to their favourite male handler
I just want some of that feel, dude.

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>>26997335
My nigger

>>26996948
What is this image from?

I can't remember, and it's killing me.

>>26998940
Nope.
They definitely won't come to you and lay their head on your shoulder or gently groom your back or start licking your face or always come to the gate to greet you when come back from home...

>>26998979
Pineapple express.

>>26998986
I bet techinicolor ponies would though :<

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>>26998990
Bless you sir.

Have a pretty picture.

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>>26997335
>>26997389
I can tighten my PC muscle to hold in ejaculate so I can masturbate and achieve climax without any mess as many times as I can hold out for.
I can do it any time I want straight through clothes.

Checkmate edgelords.

>>26999041
Smegma

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>>26996948
>LOL!

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>>26999092
No. Because I wash my dick.

>>26999098
>can't into irony
>thumbnail
Heh, ok.

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>>26996587

What? 10-15 minutes following foreplay is much more realistic if you're going for an average.
If this the cuck thing I've been hearing about, or are you just a virgin?

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>>26996587

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>>26999128
Good to know. If you're lying you are only hurting yourself.

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>>26997335
>literally you