Confessions Thread

>>26992607
I like twilight sparkle

>>26992607
I hate fluffymixer because I believe it adds more cancerous hugbox to the fandom.

I don't have a waifu

I roleplay erotically on 4chan

>>26992642
That sure is a sin,but don't worry ,my son,there's a lot of people with bad taste.

>>26992657
And the sin part is?

>>26992670
As what?

>>26992681
Thanks, now I feel better

>>26992607
I love ponies

I unironically like the show.

>>26992703
You're disgusting, go to confession

>>26992696
A pony of course.


>>26992714
The spirit of the show has died for me but I still watch for lore. I don't even check this place for the general feedback of a new episode.

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I like hooves and no hooves equally

>>26992607
You're right, real-life horse pussy looks like a small, disgusting slit with mucus on it. But drawn mlp horse pussy (NOT HUMAN PUSSY, FAGGOT) is hot as fuck.

>>26992607
Legit cancer
>>26992670
autism
>>26992662
>>26992727
not that much of a big deal

[Spoiler]I know that the writters plan for the final chapters of S6 is a about a villain that takes the power of the tree of harmony and makes a absolute reset of the main timeline and deleting the memories of everyone there but not the emotional maturity[Spoiler].
[Spoiler]the events of S7 will be like S1 but with important differences [Spoiler].

>>26992757
highlight and ctrl+s, newfag or phonefag, whatever

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>>26992607
Nuke this autism, hotpockets.

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>>26992607
I no longer watch the show or really concern myself with /mlp/ and I've been watching since 2010, and horse based posting since 2012.

>>26992757
so, new 52 with ponies? Do we get politically correct redesigns too?

>>26992607
I find actual horses disgusting I would totally fuck a mlp pone though

>>26992607
I would date Flurry Heart

I havent seen a single episode since 2010.

>>26992796
memes aside i like to think that real horses are its own, optional tier, like if you enjoy pone but not horses that's fine but enjoying horses is also a pretty damn good bonus

>>26992804
Kill yourself.

It's been years since they were banned but I still miss the Milky Way and Tulpa threads.

>>26992795
It is not decided yet but maybe.
Just to give the vibe that the timeline restarted.

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>>26992723
How, exactly, does that work?

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>>26992828
It means he lost interest but he needs fuel for his fantasy world autism

>>26992657
His videos used to be good but now he does only the stupid shipping he created.

>>26992837
I more don't understand how ERP is supposed to work on 4chan in te first place.

>>26992842
I legit don't think he watches the show anymore

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>>26992859
trust me, the less you know better

I don't want to cum inside rainbow dash.

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>>26992727
It's ok as long as you don't shit up the board like that retarded Dash footfag who thinks he's funneh.
>>26992607
My folder of pony closest to waifu status is only 3rd biggest folder I have. Right after Luna and Twilight.
I also shitposted withCandyass threads.

>>26992895
then in which pony or sentient creature do you wish to impregnate and fill the womb with a hot thick load of cum with your micropenis?

>>26992917
seconding this, its important

>>26992876
Almost sure he is still using the same gags because he hasn't watch any new show meme

>>26992917
I want to cum inside of fluttershy instead.

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>>26992928
Just For You

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>>26992928
didn't we get laid yesterday?

>>26992944
I think i dreamed about pony porn earlier today so that counts i guess

>>26992944
I wasn't on that day.

>>26992723
Trixie?

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>>26992939
That was perfect and I enjoyed it.

>>26992607
I have never fapped to anything MLP related. But I think sex with actual horses is hot as hell

>>26992607
Crotchtits are fucking disgustingHorsecock > horse pussyI think I just might not like mares

>>26993019
we knew you were a fag all this time anon.

>>26993026
There's nothing gay about fucking a male horse

>>26993030
well...we will accept you for now, are you top or bottom? or both?

>>26993056
Why not both?

>>26992607
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdDPjorVTUQ

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>>26992607

I can't wait to vote for Trump.

>>26993226
MAGA

>>26992831
>>26992826
>>26992811
I think its nothing but a pretty mediocre kids show, I was expecting something else entirely.

>>26992607
>Not attracted to real horse
>Humanized
>Anthro
Please see>>26992777

Neo/mlp/ please go

Fluffle Puff videos are complete cancer, and now can be parodied by anybody with a copy of Adobe Flash. Cute and cuddly isn't hard to do, it's just an easy way to snag viewers.
Mixer is an autistic piece of trash of an animator anyways.

>>26993355
Kill yourself with a tea spoon. I don't even know how, just do it.

>>26993618
I liked his older fluffle videos, and the Dan vs fim ones he did. The newer stuff is pure autism

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>>26993666
>he wont ever make Dan vs FiM videos again
>because it wont get him views

aside from the lore, I think celestia is a useless character, though Luna is 'aight

I feel i don't deserve any of the fans that i have. I am a horrible artist, and the garbage i make is basic year 1 of basic drawing school stuff. Yet people come to me and ask me for advice and whatnot, and i try to help but i feel like i shouldn't even do that since i'm so damn overrated, whatever i help them with won't be as good as if they were to do it alone.

>>26993618
well originally his animations were just modest homages to the show, now its expanded to its own "universe" just to pander to it's autistic audience

>>26993638
The only thing I really like about it is what you guys come up in these threads every once in a while.

>>26992815
>Milky Way
Best non-princess horse.

>>26993807
Kill yourself jumping from a plane while flying over a skyscraper and getting impaled in its lightning rod.

>>26993707
>tfw Dan will never get a new season

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>>26993831
Other than that I like to draw them on some occasions.

>>26993940
Kill yourself hitting the ceiling with yourself jumping in a trampoline indoors.

>>26993948
Shit, I meant "your head". Fuck. Kill yourself anyway.

>>26993957
Its fine, we all do mistakes sometimes.

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I still haven't watched most of season five or any of season six.
Not because I don't want to or anything, just because I have a hard time finding time to watch it and don't really feel the burning desire to make time.

>>26993984
Don't patronize me. Kill yourself swallowing a heavy duty 12V truck battery.

>>26992607
I really like firework by Katy Perry. like a lot. I listen to it every night before going to sleep and when I wake up in the morning. my dad keeps telling me that song is for girls and that I should listen to more manly music. I don't say anything back to him I just hang my head and turn firework back on. I don't think he'll ever get me.
One night as I lay in bed, I felt a warmth move towards me. it was Katy Perry. She flipped me over with her large hands. I spread my butt for Katy. She pushed into me, it hurt so much. But I did it for Katy. Her large cock moved so fast inside me, like a firework on the fourth of July. I moaned in pain and pleasure.
My dad burst into the room. Katy perry looked at him right in the eye right as she came inside me. "Boom, Boom, BOOM!"
Katy Perry removes herself from me and climbs out the window.

>>26993984
I liked the way you said it the first time

>>26992917
>sentient creature
>sentient
I don't think you know what that word means. Or are you intentionally including non-sapient creatures like dogs,cats and deer?

>>26992607
I prefer anthro

MLP is the only Western cartoon I watch.

I just watch the show to see cute ponies do cute pony things. If something cool or interesting happens it's just a bonus.

>>26992607
I am not attracted to horses or ponies, real or otherwise. I unironically like the show and still feel optimistic about it. I think everyone's waifu is great, and hate no ponies.

>>26994268
>I think everyone's waifu is great, and hate no ponies
Go back to EQD

>>26992607
I could say that I'm a sick fuck, but that seems to be normal around here.

I've never had any problems with Alicorn Twilight per se. I just think that MMC was rushed.
I really like Rainbow Rocks and Sunset Shimmer. I like the EqG songs now more than the FiM songs.
I don't give a rat's ass about Ghost. I've listened to his podcasts and he seems boring.

>>26994014
Fuck off, Kim Jong Un.

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>>26993770
Can you show me one of your works?

>>26993770
yeah, post some of your shit, faggot

>>26993770
Attention whoring incognitus

Humanized > Human puss on horse > horse puss on horse.

>>26993872
>>26994542
I just want something that gives a complete sense of closure.

At least the last episode tried to do that, and the FB page gives out some laughs.

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I fantasize heavily and heartily over being a qt 3.14 Pegasus mare acting as the perfect cum dumpster.

And by heavily, I mean I think about suicide when I wake up in the morning, and only dont do it because I know my only hope is living until gene therapy gets here.

I haven't finished watching season 5.

Crusaders of the Lost Mark.

>>26994995
Wow, faggots just fishing for (you)'s like crazy today.

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If my little sister suddenly dropped dead right now, I would not give the slightest fuck.

I like to lick my own penis. I can't quite suck it yet tho.

>>26995219
Once you fuck up trying to suck it tells us how the neckbrace feels.

I only watched i think the first 3 seasons with my little cousin when i was baby sitting her, it was allright compared to the other shit it aired (it wasn't the american channel otherwise i would love to watch some dan vs)
I just come here time for time for humans, since everyone is pretty much my fetish except RD, any good sites for humanized only by the way?

>>26995710
Die.

>>26995773
y-you too
i have a hard on for cowgirls, can't help it

>>26995710
Just filter your search.

I want to be Fluttershy's identical twin sister.

>>26993995
Now that feel m8.
Almost finished S5 tho.

>>26992769
testing 4 fun

I don't know what Nyx, Milky Way, senpai, fug, and even my own green is.

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>>26992978
No!

>>26992607
I like Undertale and it fandom and I like Steven Universe but hate it fandom.

I want to have sex with a horse more than with my girlfriend

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>>26992607
>I've never liked horse pussy, I find it to be disgusting.
>I fap to humanized and anthro though.

Heresy!

>>26992607

I don't like actual horsepussy or horsecock but I would still fuck a horse raw anally.

I also fap to scat once but I swapped the log with a dick in my head.

I made her wear a vinyl wig and goggles.

>>26992607
I'm not remotely attracted to horse genitals, but I'm not remotely attracted to human ones either.

>>26992607
One of my first pornographic experiences was when I discovered my dad's browsing history and ended up on motherless watching a ton of horse porn. Not sure if that's why I watch the show.
I also like Kantai Collection.

>>26998729
How about a link to some of that horseporn, dude.

>>26992815
>Tulpa
>>>/trash/
Not even playin, nigga. I'm a regular poster there, we have some pretty comfy threads.

Bunp

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I created a minor happening here way back in 2012, but I can't for the life of me find the threads that were created during the time.

Basically, someone found some tiny autistic forum that hated ponies, so a friend and I spammed it with ponies. It wasn't like a forum for a general interest, it was literally just about hating ponies. Our accounts were banned, so we made new ones and spammed the place with porn and gore. When those accounts were banned, we made new ones telling them /mlp/ on 4chan did it.

So the idiot came to this board to yell at everyone, and /mlp/ was confused as all hell. Then when /mlp/ learned just what the situation was, they descended on the forum with righteous fury creating pony thread after pony thread. It got to the point where the admin couldn't cope, so they shut down the ability to register.

Hilariously enough, the last account ever made on that site went by the name of Yaminoo.

>>26995206
Same
>>26995047
I want to be a unicorn/pegasus mare, and have a cute mare roommate, and i want to purposely get caught shlicking and look her in the eyes, then finish, then form a loving relationship.

>>26998603
faceless?

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>>26992607
I have a fedora

>>27000893
Shit, I tihnk I remember seeing those threads.

>>26992607
I Do not find humans attractive anymore. I think horses are sexyer in everyway

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>>27000893
I remeber that. They left their passwords open and some guy took the admins account and started giving us mod access accounts. We started posting a lot of shit.

Who knew posting Cheerlie would make so many people mad.

I've always hated songs. I used to mute the tv when characters in a show started singing. But ever since I watched Winter Wrap Up, songs are the thing I love the most in this show and now I even like musicals. This show messes with my head.

>>26998624
Ikr?
Mashing and squeezing all the round areas is what really turns me on.
Genitals are repulsive.

>>27001639
>Fucked up the spoilers twice
Fuck it, we'll do it live.

>>27001628
>>27001639
Try, and try again

>>27001653
Come on, you can't do it!

>>27001677
I remember roughly how, I'm just not sure about a few things. And my computer's out of commission right now, so I can't check how to do it properly.

>>26992607
Alright, I've got some serious past sins to confess.
I was at school one day, looking at ponies on my phone, when my buddy, Ralph, comes out of nowhere.
>"whoa man, are you looking at ponies?"
I say yeah, preparing for shitstorm
But you'll never believe what happens nyx-t
He whips out his phone
god-teir nyx porn
Now we fuck on a regular basis.

>>27001655
>>27001677
I'm extremely repulsed by both pone R34 and crotchtits. Anthro > Humanized (but not by much). So much of my collection is futa, and I have a hard time fapping to anything that isn't (not to say that I can't do it altogether).

Sometimes I use the show as an emotional crutch. I watch the episodes where Twilight helps solve a problem if I feel too upset, because her zeal for finding answers to problems and her overall genuine happiness is the purest form of joy that I can currently attain; only few other things can come close.

Women terrify me because of how quickly they can use certain laws to fuck you up for the rest of your life for even one mistake. I feel that the problem has only been exacerbated by the recent progressive movement. No, I'm not a /r9k/obot.

I'm sorry to keep posting the same thing over and over again.

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>>27001703
Pick related, me and him at the gym.

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>>27001703
>Now we fuck on a regular basis.

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>>27000893
What was the name of the forum?

Take this time to consider your past deeds.

I can't actually masturbate to any porn, only to "suggestive" images like ponies in socks. I find dripping pussy, human or pony, disgusting.

>>27002658
Me too.

>>27002070
Something along the lines of bronyhaters or antibronies or something.

They had a hilariously bad mspaint drawing that was basically the Ghostbusters symbol, but with Pinkie Pie instead. Also she wasn't underneath/behind the slash like the ghost is, she was in front of it.

>>27001410
That's right yeah I do remember that.

>>27002658
I'm sort of half way there. I don't like it when the porn is too in-your-face because to me, it feels forced. However, I don't mind the sight of pussy. Take this, for example:
https://derpiboo.ru/682068
What do you think of that?

>>26992607
I actually think applejack is best pony.

I own a meme pony-related domain that redirects to /mlp/.

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I wish I hadn't grown out of the show

A part of me still wants to go back to the show but another one tells me that I have no interest in it anymore

I'm confused

>>26992607
I'm too much of a beta to rape a pony.

I've created an entire fanfic universe with my own ocs and written the whole thing out once. Took up 56 pages. It hardly even involves actual show characters. And I can get off just looking at the sugar star toy

>>27004947
cytube?

>>26992607
I sincerely wanna eat Dash's cunt crust.

>>26992607
My first exposure to the show was spamming a brony website with porn.
I think it was Everfree radio.
When we were in IRC posting the links to the porn I clicked one.
>This one: https://derpibooru.org/121886?scope=scpe315cbe74a19696f6e5553a99ec9e0210d6b07363

It was the hottest goddamn thing I'd ever seen.
From there I marathon-ed the show and checked out a ton of porn
At this point I don't even get hard to >no hooves anymore.

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>>27006073
Nope. Just a domain for a board redirect in the spirit of the now-defunct God.has.forgotten.me (/b/) and its ilk.

>ywn.cuddle.horse
>you.will.never.cuddle.horse
>please.cuddle.horse
>etc

Not terribly exciting, but I suppose there is some memeing to be done.

>>27000893
did the faggots use anime avatars. I'm pretty sure I have a bunch of it saved.

>>26992607
I can (and do) fap to fully-humanized and full-pony, but not to EQG, anthro, or real, actual horses.

>>27002859
anti brony coalition or the anti brony brotherhood. I don't remember the pinkie busters logo.

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>page 11
The fuck?

>>27009160
Oh right, we have a sticky now

I don't even know why I'm here. I don't like the porn, I don't like the fandom, I don't even like the show anymore, and season 5 was my favorite season. I almost feel like the hiatus was too short, and the new episodes too shitty. I understand how the Fausters feel now, seeing most of the original staff moving on.

The only thing I like about MLP is going to the cons and watching the board play in the cup. And it's not even like I meet lots of new people at the cons either, they're almost all entirely too autistic for me, either to the reddit side of muh love and tolerate or the /mlp/ side of fuck normies where's the porn. Granted this is slightly unfair, as I like to go to them so I can release my autism, but I only go with the same few people who have managed to meet my strict standards.

I just want to go back to the time when I enjoyed the show, and enjoyed shitposting on /mlp/. Maybe it'll come back.

>>26999011
Can highly recommend the tupper threads on /trash/ too, extremely comfy the majority of the time

>>27010185
>I don't even know why I'm here.
Because you can't leave.