Hagwarders

>>26980889
Are Hagwarders for cuddling?

>>26980891
Why, hello there miss.... Dont know your name but can this anon have a hug?

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>>26980915

>>26980939
How skilled are you with that crossbow?

In all of my japanese mangos people only miss with them

>>26980939
How do you poop? Is it just stuffing or do you digest food? Do you need hugs for sustenance? Do you eat the hags you defeat in combat? Have you ever clogged a toilet? Were you in my house last night clogging my toilet with hag droppings because I had to call the plumber.

>>26980889

What is the fluffiest thing you can think of?

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>>26981023

>>26981109
So you handle arachnophobia right?
>>26981123
Hush faggot, these threads have been allowed for a long ass time now, I'm not letting them die quietly

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>>26981075

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>>26981039
>>26981090
>>26981123
>>26981153
>doesn't realize scruffening 2.0 happened for an entirely different reason and that rp/non-show-related sticky is just a cover

>>26981161
Then who or what has been eating hags and using my beautiful toilet? Whoever it is needs to chew them better.

>>26981109
Let's see an example of your skills then. I'm sure Raggie would be a willing assistant.

>>26981181
No, we need to discuss more important things like who is going to reimburse me for this bill I got to unclog the toilet. Hagdooky does not flush well and it is bad for the pipes in an old house like mine.

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>>26981135

>>26981250
We had many Spiderhags in old country. Not so much here.

>>26981250
So are those night vision goggles? What do do you use the middle lens for?

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>Brittlebee
B E S T

I have wolf type hags in my house. can i order a horse to deal with them? every night i am raped to sleep by the dick wolves pls help.

>>26981250
If that's a night vision goggles, does that mean that hagwarders cannot see in the dark? Then why only you have these? I'm kinda confused

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>>26981382

>>26981435
I think he's the guy who is clogging my toilet. He needs more fiber not junk food.

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>>26981349

>>26981513
If we took out a set of hag's eyes and replaced your buttons with them would that work too?

>>26981513
Can we look at you with these glasses? Or it's preferably not to put them on aside from Hags search?

>>26981521
Thats rather dark anon, why would you do that?


Also, who is the tall hagwarder? She a cutie.

Also also, how long does it take to rank up as a hagwarder?

>>26981568
When given a sapient doll I have no choice but to experiment. It is my duty as a scientist/stoned gas station attendant.

>>26980891
Spidey Brittlebee how apt.

>>26980889

Oh yeah haven't been in since you slashed the fuck out of your wrist hope that healed up nice

Arachnahag Specialist huh, you must get a lot of work down in Australia. This whole country is a fucking spiders nest

>>26981382
Fuck off and derail another thread, faggot, I've been waiting for this thread probably even longer than the time you've been on this board
>>26981829
Glad to see you're up and running, that's one hell of a scar

>>26981889
No u.

>>26981829
ooh. how'd ya do that?

>>26981829
Reminds me of the scar I got from stabing myself in the foot with a sword.

>>26981829
God damn. Made up some secret agent tier excuse to people who ask why you have a giant ass scar on your arm or are you already used to telling people about how you cut your arm on glass or something?

>>26981829
Never snake a drain with just your hand. Get a hagwarder to do it. Make up some shit about sewer hags or something. Got one to put up some drywall with a similar story.

Since she's not popular enough for her own Q+A, could you summon Witchwean so we can her a few question, please.

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>>26981564

>>26982015
Can you see why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or are those different goggles?

Can we see a baby hagwarder?

>>26982015
Can those see nightmare vision

>>26982083
A better question is do we get to make one?

I've got a sewing kit and a homeless person in my basement.

>>26982083
I thought that they were made, not born.

Although it would be cool if a hagwarder had maternal urges and decided to sew together some foals.

>>26982106
They are sewn together fully grown and then trained into the life of hogwarding. No maternal instincts required. Just a lot of hobo blood and the occasional soul of an orphan.

>>26982015
By the way, I wanted to ask you for a permission to translate hagwarders into Russian a long time ago, but couldn't do that till today ('cause couldn't find you since that incident with your hand and I did not know how frequently you check your tumblr ask page). So, while you're here... can I? Not right now, sadly, but in a near future

>>26982015
Do you have spidey powers, can you walk on walls? Can you upside down kiss Raggie?

>>26980939
well can I have a hug?

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>Pic related for future use.

>>26983258
Saved.

>>26982015

What kind of ammunition do you use?

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>>26983368
I bet he uses shadowbolts

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>>26983391
Carlos...

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>>26983391
Oh boi thats a good one!

>>26982015
If I pull those off, will you die?

Hopefully the shitposting toned down, if so
>>26982015
Are there any ranks in the hagwarders?

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>>26983728
from the tumblr, friend.

>>26982015
>Let's try an original question.
What music do you like?

>>26980889
Hi Raggie! How are my hags as of late? How are YOU?

Um, i forgot, Brittlebee is a male or a female?

>>26984314
I'm pretty sure all of the hagwarders are grils.
I could be wrong.

>>26984314
Female

>>26984327
Yes, you are correct.

Hi Raggie! How are my hags as of late? How are you?

>>26982015
She looks like the dota 2 sniper
I'm sorry

>>26981568
>who is the tall hagwarder? She a cutie.
That's Patchpleat, she is a cutie

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Hey guys, I'm working with Raggieanon on the writing/story for the comic. He's taken a bit of a break but he'll be back soon. Meanwhile I'm gonna post some Warders that we've been working on.

Pic related is Vetovance, Rank 2 Warder. Raggieanon created her because I kept writing characters as being a bit too sarcastic instead of joking, so he made a character that was specifically sarcastic for that reason.

>>26984729
I really like her mane.

>>26984729
Do her dual pony tails ever get in the way of fighting hags?

On that note, does she even fight? I don't see a weapon.

>>26984757
I dunno m8 but that hair looks weapon grade to me

>>26984757
Obviously her job is to be as sarcastic as possible to every Hagwarder that returns from a mission so that when they go out they're completely burnt out on sarcasm and are joking instead.

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>>26984729
Wonderful.

>>26984729
Does she trip on the hair?

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This one here doesn't have a decided name yet. We call her 'Tumbleturner' when we're talking about her, I jokingly call her Tumblrpone or Tumbletweed (which I really like but he doesn't). She specializes in rolling up into a ball and slamming Hags but opportunities for that don't arise often so she uses her 'hooves' as her weapons, hence the 'gloves' and the heavy armour.

When Raggieanon first drew her rolled up in a ball, people commented how it looked like she was giving herself autofellatio.

>>26984757
>>26984813
She's an expertly skilled fighter, and a few hundred years old, she's learnt to deal with her long hair. She could get it cut off, but where's the fun in that?

>>26984757
>>26984762
>>26984774
She has a Weapon, Raggieanon didn't want to tell people what it was (not sure why) so I'm not going to either.

>>26984958
>a warder who punches the fucking hags to death
What a fucking badass.

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This one here has a name, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. The giant fucking meat cleaver was my suggestion. Raggie has a giant sword but all the others had quite reasonably sized weapons so I suggested another giant fucking weapon.

>>26985044
Is 'Giant fucking meat cleaver' the full name? You sure make it sound like it is

>>26985044
I'd fuck the pony holding the giant fucking meat cleaver. They do have the parts.

>>26985044
Will they appear in a future threads? Not necessarily answering our questions like Sickle, Raggie or Bee today, but still

>>26984958
So she can hit people with her hair?

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>>26985088
Funny you should say that. Raggieanon drew this in a livestream once.

>>26985103
I don't think he has any plan to include them in future threads, they'll all be in the comic at some point but not on these threads.

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I just realised, it's been so long since a thread there's so many characters you probably haven't seen.

This is Witchwean, she doesn't fight anymore - she just sleeps. She's the one who scouts out for Hags in the dreamworld/scape/realm etc. In the story, she's the one who would have found (You).

>>26985044
>>26985132
>that giant fucking meat cleaver
I like this pone.

>>26985130
I don't think cotton stuffed hair would make a good weapon but nice thought. She does have a weapon and it isn't her hair.

Which Warder is most for sexual?

>>26985158
So she's the Princess Luna of Hagwarders? Cool.

>>26985214
Brittlebee and Raggie for sure.

Patchpleat scares me still.

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>>26985214
Wetweave.

>>26985214
None. Those thoughts are impure.

>>26985244
I like her. She seems like a freak.

>>26985243
If any, Raggums. Because she came to us first.

>>26985243
>So she's the Princess Luna of Hagwarders?
She doesn't so much help humans in their sleep, just finds the hags that are causing problems and tells the other Warders where to go.

Is there any place I can see all the stuff that's been posted of this so far? I really don't have the time to go digging through archives and I missed a lot since the first threads it seems

>>26985337
https://www.anonpone.com/raggie/
Have I got good news for you.

Sicklestitch is my waifu...

>>26985347
Aight thanks, i'll go through that in my spare time

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>>26985352
Good taste.

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You might've seen this one, you might not have. This was kind of a test page that Raggieanon made to experiment with the style for the comic. This was a very long time ago and the style isn't like this anymore, but the solid large black shadows are still a feature of the design he chose. It's kind of going to be a combination of the solid black shadows and the sketchy lines used throughout the images in this thread.

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Final thing I have for the night, this is a combination of two dumps from some livestreams a few months ago.

There's a lot I could go over in this image but I'm not going to because I'm tired. But if you want to ask questions about anything you see here, I'll see what I can and can't answer.

If the thread is up tomorrow I assume Raggieanon will be back. If not, oh well. Go follow the tumblr blog

http://blog.hagwarders.com

>>26985696
So many cuties with so many battle patches. And hags... with a similar to hagwarders button-eyes. Oh, is that a hint?

>>26985762
There's a reason for it, probably not the reason you're thinking but there is a reason.

I know this is a morbid topic, but bare with me.

Can patchpones die? How can they die?
It seems like they can deal with dismemberment and huge grievous wounds that would normally kill a human just fine. Are they like Wolverine where the only true way to kill them is to cut off their head?

>>26985262
>she came to us first
l-lewd

>>26985696
And that trio at the bottom-right corner, "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil"?

>>26985780
They can die, I will say that much.

>>26985696
>dat tumblepone
THICC

>>26985696
A correction from that stream dump actually, one I just noticed, Raggie is 2ft tall instead of 3ft tall. They're all just so adorable being really short.

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Actually, before I go for real here's something people might've missed, Someone made these and I gotta say, I'm pretty fucking jealous of the person who has these.

>>26985946
>Someone
There's an author watermark below Raggie hind legs

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>>26982894

>>26985044
anime/10
I love it

>>26985696
I see someone carrying an anchor as a weapon
this is amazing

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>>26986394
You kill arachnophobia hags, but how do you feel about regular spiders?

>>26980891
Is that an etchasketch?

>>26986516
yeah, he's gone on record saying every patchpone has their own method of communication, Raggie has her whiteboard, Brittlebee has an Etch-a-Sketch, dunno about the others though

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By the way guys we have a Hagwarders blog.

There will be a link to the website with the webcomic chapters as they're released. The blog is for updates, questions and things like that.

http://blog.hagwarders.com/

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>>26982015
>>26986394

Yes to the goggles! Those are pretty badass!

>>26982186
Sure no problem.

>>26986394
>my little ragamuffin
That's adorable.

>>26986747
gonna need a
>deal with it
brittlebee image at some point now.

>>26986394
Brittlebee
Brittlebee
Does whatever a Brittlebee does

>>26982152
>>26982106
I like the idea of a little patch poner. I might draw one when i get up, that cool with the thread drawfags?

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>>26982015

Is that a Class 9 Multi-spectral Apparition Detection Unit?! I could only find the Class 6, I had to pay US$659 for the from Saint Petersburg alone!

Is it possible for patchpones to get even cuter?

Teach us some hags lore, Brittlebee, I'm curious as to what's infecting us every night.

>>26986394
The cutest.

KISS!

Does some specific emotion/state of mind feed the hags like regret or anger ?

>>26987406
Feeding off emotions? We're getting into changeling territory. But crossing over changelings and hagwardens... that might be a pretty sweet combo.

>>26987469
Oh boy, a self sustaining phantasmal killer with vampire attribute !

>>26985828
Pfft, please, we all watched or at least heard about the plot of PMMM to know where this is going. And this "not real creepy living pony doll" AU takes a lot of aesthetics from it.

>>26988064
PMMM?

>>26988276
Puella Magi Madoka Magika.

>>26988446
oh, thought so

>>26986394
Why do you look like ponies?
Do you appear different to fans of other stuff?
Favorite vidya?

>Slimy Hagwarder bottoms

>>26986394
Can Brittlebee just casually stroll around the ceiling and walls? That's even cooler than crawling up and down them.

>>26986394
So we know Raggie likes us humans, how does Brittlebee feel about us?

>>26990329
Why shouldn't she?

>>26990967
*Why shouldn't she like us?

Urgh, it's hard to check on mobile devices

>>26990967
>>26990329
It's been said that Brittlebee knows about as much as Raggie does about humans and likes them.

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This is a cute thread, how have I not participated in a Raggie thread before.

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>>26991188
Welcome to the ride within the ride, newfriendo.

Here, have more patchpone.

>>26981165
What was the reason?

>>26991274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEcggRukZCs

was in the middle of this. strangely fitting.

>>26986694
I want Raggie to suck my cock and blow a load in her mouth.

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>>26991427
Chill the fuck out, dudemeister.
Take a lady out to dinner first.

Mornin. Gotta go out soon but when i return, back to answering. 3ish hours.

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>>26991490
On behalf of my Russian translator pal, here's a tiny piece of fanart from him. :3

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>>26984958
Monk is best job

You guys still haven't found out who has been dooking partially digested hags into my toilet? Is there a service I can call to get this fixed if the hagwarders won't? Do you guys have an adorable patchwork call center?

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he said hags ha

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>>26991502
good shit nigga

>>26991490
>tfw going to sleep theough your answering sessions
fug :DDDD

this is good stuff

>>26985243
Why does best horse scare you?

>>26991502

That looks hella sexy.

I don't see what the big deal about hags are. Normally they leave you alone if you have sex with them.

>>26991790
Dark wizard LEAVE

>>26991837
I ain't no wizard. I just used to date a Juggalette. Hags are an upgrade.

>>26991790
Never put your dick in crazy

>>26991898
Dick wants what it wants and my dick wants slimy, warty, swamp smelling women. I have no control over it.

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>>26991923

>>26991996
Still better than that juggalette chick I dated.

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>>26990329

>>26992122
Anons a big boy. do patch pones get sent to kids aswell?

>>26992122
Do you guys fight off more than hags? I have a real bad goblin problem in my attic and could use some professional help.

>>26992154
Did you give them food?

>>26992122
>Humans
Brittlebee and her harem of humans

>>26992122
Is that an etch-a-scetch? If so how are you creating letters that aren't connected?

She is not real.

>>26991790
Something strange
Sleepin in yo bed

>>26992400
It's a magic hagwarder etch-a-sketch, anon.

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>>26982015
>>26987233

>>26992508
Ghost blowjobs

Just finished reading all the threads I missed. brb, getting diabetes treatment

>>26992122
do you use that sword alot?
and what do you use it for? hunting or just making you look cool?

>>26992508
Thats a scubuss you derp

Or a ghost in wich case your gonna die like that kid on /tg/

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>>26993512
hag and succubus are two different things.

>>26993697
These are Night Hags

>>26993697
Intresting, not sure if safe to fug however.

Some anon probably will try.

>>26992122
Still, what type of ammunition do you use? Where's your quiver? Or arrows at least?

>>26992122
Wait a minute, Raggie, why is brittlebee here. Do we have spider hags now too?

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>>26987281

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>>26996115

>>26996124
Can we see your ass?

>>26996156
crotch patch hysteria, here we go.

>>26996115
>>26996124

Do they ever tend to cooperate based on that structure or is that more of a power level/cunningness measurement?

>>26996124
This,>>26996156, please

>>26996124
How did you get that good with the
Etch A Sketch?
And with hooves nontheless.

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>>26996156
>>26996234
Stop.

>>26996124
Does that mean that Alpha hags are very rare or just so, so... powerful? And must we worry about any hags above "omega"? What happens with the humans who contacted "beta"s or "alpha"s?..

>>26996115
>>26996124
Alphas sound scary.

>>26996124
What about betas and gammas

>>26996124
Give us the ass?

>>26996124
Just a quick peek at the booty, like >>26996156 and >>26996343 said.

What happens when a hagwarder fails her job? Do the hags possess the human?

>>26996267

This.

Remember the Hagwarder rules?

>>26996448
no

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>>26996284
don't worry, we are a friendly bunch

>>26996124
[Sweating internaly]

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>>26992005

>>26996282
Sounds like rare and powerful. If it's a hierarchy, they'd be at the top so there'd be less of them but their power would equal everything below them.

>>26992122
Brittlebee, Raggie said you know more about humans than most of the warders, how come?

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>>26996343
>>26996156

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Alphas sound scary as shit nope nope nope

>>26997050
what does raggie think of our excessive lewdness

>>26996343
>>26996156
>>26997050
Does Raggie get jealous of us always asking to see other Patchpone booties?

>>26997064
Obviously every time she brings a friend over she should prove her dominance right off the bat by showing both of their butts side by side.

>>26997050
Another anon asked how you feel about everyday spiders, now I'm curious too.

>>26997050
Oh... that's fine... Can you at least show us your crossbow? Wha'ts the best way to clean the shaft and head of a bolt once its been inside a spiderhag?

I feel like Raggie threads lost something when they became lore dumps instead of cute patchpone doing cute things.

>>26997050
Please? There will be a reward if you do...

>>26997050
Can you stand near Raggie's butt?

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>>26996124
>>26996115
>An Alpha made PATCHPLEAT shit herself in fear
Dear fucking lord.

You are hyping up this comic for me so fucking much, dude. Seriously. I can't fucking wait.

>>26997176
People ask lore questions so get lore answers. Asking to see butts isn't productive either. Just as a cute patchpone question.

>>26997050
Do spider hags always take the form of spiders? I had one a few years ago that just had three long limbs and hung its face over mine. It looked more like a mime or something with a television screen head.
At any rate, I haven't had any since then, so thanks you guys. Keep up the good work.

>>26997050
Hey BB, I heard you like human stuff. Anything in particular?

>>26997050
I'm stuck in school.
Can you do something cute to brighten up my day?
Raggie can get involved too for double points.

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>>26997048

>>26997064

>>26997670
so if the patches cover pieces damaged during fights did you have all 4 legs cut/pulled off? also did you lose your eyes?

>>26997670
Can Hagwarders reproduce/ grow in numbers in anyway without being made by hand/hoof?

>>26997670
let put our dick inside of you

>>26998010
There is already lewd art anon

>>26997670
Do patch ponies eat the same things regular ponies eat?

>>26997050
Hold on, "matey"? Is she... is this character just a joke about Australians?

>>26998086
u wot m8?

>>26998102
What, nothing about a patchpone mare fighting giant nightmare spiders rings a prison yard bell in your head?

She doesn't exist.

>>26997670
"Designed?" By who?

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>>26998151
Don't remind me anon

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>>26998202
and don't remind me

>>26997670
What happens when your marker dries out?

>>26998543
I'm going to guess they either buy a new one, or something lewd happens.

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>Hagwarders

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>>26999139

>>26998129
Diffrent anon but god dam, I feel slow.

>>26997670
Do you appear like ponies to everyone? Like if I was a fan of something else, or hated mlp would you still look like a pony?
favorite non arthropodic animal?
do you gain powers from the hags you kill or are you designed with them in mind?

>>26997670
Small stuffed animal, I have a question

What is your least liked thing?

>>26997670
Wait "designed" designed by who?

>>26999548
The one true God of Jesus Christ our Lord, Anon. Who else?

>>26981324
tanks britlebee

>>26981324
thank ms britlbee

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>>26997050
>just visiting.

Well I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

>>26981324
Thanks, brittlebee

>>26996380
They just molest you. It's like having sex with your grandma after she fell in the swamp on a hot July day.

>>26996747
She smelled of Faygo and shame.

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Can patch ponie dance?

>>26997670
So, I'm not sure if my neighbor is a hag or an ugly fat woman. Could you guys send someone over to check?

>>26997670
>designed
WHO MADE YOU?

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>>27002477

>>27002539
It was Al Gore. They just don't want to admit to it.

>>27002539
What's your most and least favorite part of your job?

You still haven't told us what you think of normal spoders

>>27002539
>>27002578
With all due respect, why are you dodging the spooder issue Ms Brittlebee?

>>26982058
Underrated post

>>27002599
I still want to know who is dropping hagturds in my toilet.

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>>27002539
Bet you cant beat me in a dance off.

>>27002539
Aww... I was in yout 1st thread, I wish I can show you this clip when I pull those thing from your neck.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNJ-6qpU6c
Love you Raggie.

-Plony

>>27002700
2700.
2700.
2700 2700
I fall in love with you Raggie.....

-Plony

>>27002717
you should not live.

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>>27002578
>>27002599

>>27002774
No, I think all eight legged abominations should be cleansed from this world and the next twelve or so.

>>27002774
WHO IS USING MY TOILET AS A DUMPING GROUND YOU MOPPET!

>>27002774
WHO KEEPS DROPPING HAGS IN MY TOILET!

>>27002774
Can I look through your goggles?

I gonna go to sleep now Raggie, please protect me okay.

Nice to meet with you Brittlebee, good night all.

-Plony.

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been lurking this thread because it's nice

it reminds me of what I used to like about /mlp/ long ago when I was still a regular

>>27002774
Thanks Brittlebee, I am happy now.

>>26988064
I can confidently tell you that it is not going down the PMMM route.

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Spiders are cute

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>>27003128

>>27003165
hiss hiss lolol

I want to hold and gently squeeze patchpones.
They are all so floofy and cuddly.

>>26981161
Guess that means you guys are always ready for secret butt fun.

>>27002774

Not that guy, but happy nonetheless. Spiders are my friends.

Has Patchpleast showed up in a thread yet? I need to know, for... reasons.

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>>26981023

>>27003681
This seems dangerous

>>27003700
I'm sure danger is her middle name.

Brittle Danger Bee
^:)

>>27003681
>inb4 raggie is kill

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>>27003681

>>27003681
That's not covered under the insurance. Cease immediately.

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>>27003681
>>27003736

>>27003736
Welp, no more Raggie threads I guess.
It was fun while it lasted.

>>27003681
>>27003736

Someone's Health & Safety manager is going to have such a hissy fit...

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>>27003736

>>27003777
>trip 7's
This can only end badly.

>>27003777

Trips demand success...

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>>27003777
Brittlebee
BRITTLEBEE

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>>27003777
Hey, what the fuck you dolls doin' in my house?

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>>27003777

>>27003777
THE END OF RAGGIE IS NIGH

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>>27003777
W-what are you aiming at?!

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>>27003825

If theres something weird, in your room and it dont look hot. who you gonna call? HAGWARDERS

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>>27003825

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>>27003825

>>27003825
Alright boys, we might get two more holes to play with if we're lucky.

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>>27003777
>>27003825

>>27003825
SHIIIITTTTTTTTT
IF IT HITS IT'S GONNA PIERCE RAGGIE'S SKULL. IF IT MISSES IT'S GONNA SEVERLY INJURE RAGGIE

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>>27003855
is that coin made out of depleted uranium? What the fuck

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>>27003855
i've got balls of steel

>>27003855
the target was metal?

>>27003855

Today, on "Games Hagwarders Play"...

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>>27003855
Haha, nice shot Brittlebee. Knew you could do it.

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>>27003855

>>27003906
THAT ISN'T HOW PHYSICS.

>>27003906
super speed too? any other powers? I haven't read the whole thread

>>27003906
While you two were screwing around a group of hags ate 5 children. I hope you're both happy.

>>27003906
You okay there Raggie?

>>27003906
Breaking news: Brittle "Danger" Bee of the Hagwarders can defy the laws of physics.

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>>27003918
magic motherfucker.

>>27003906
Now you're just showing off

>>27003906
The crotch patch. THE CROTCH PATCH

>>27003950
Dude, you know how long it takes to clean a "soiled" patchpone? You can't just throw them in the washing machine.

>>27003950
That's kinda disturbing me, to be honest. Like, many patchpones have a patches on the crotch starting from Raggie, it's not a big deal for them, but patches are needed only to cover scars that left after battles with Hags, right?...

>>27004011
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/4/15/874795__oc_nudity_questionable_underhoof_original+species_featureless+crotch_doll_oc-colon-raggie_hagwarders_implied+genitalia.png

:^)

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>>27003878
>>27003870

>>27004101
But what about an alpha encounter?

>>27004101
You're full of shit aren't you?

>>27004101
Can i have any of these non-lethal-and-light-but-still-badass weapons please? Just in case of sudden beta-alpha hags appears, totally not for entertaining and fun. Yep

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>>27003825
>>27003855
>>27003906
Daym son

>>27004101
If it had low draw weight, it would have low range, but you managed to shoot it from that distance. You'd have to have a pretty high draw weight to do that shot, but then the coin would've bent and/or pierced Raggies head.

>>27004167
Well, it could be the equivalent of a basic bow and not shoot the arrow that fast, and you account for the drop.
Assuming it was a flat-tipped bolt it shouldn't have pierced the coin.

But I'm not an archer so I could be talking out of my ass.

>>27004191
i'm an archer. it's true

>>27004167
>>27004191
Guys..guys....guys...they are magical pony dolls. Could we not.

>>27004191
It definitely is not flat tipped. It wouldn't pierce the coin, the most it would do is bend it. But it would most likely cause the coin to fly back and pierce Raggie's head.

>>27004224
Too late it's physics and shit o'clock

>>27003870
I have once seen some study where they tested historical penetration power of arrows. arrows have better penetration than bullets due to their geometry. iirc they tested a bow with draw weight of 150 lbs at distance 10m against plate armor with hardness lower than that of most historical plate armors and already 3mm was enough to defend against all types of arrow heads, 2mm already being enough to get away with just a scratch

at this distance and with a crossbow with clearly low draw weight it is no surprise that it can't penetrate a coin

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>>27004101
well no wonder you didnt want to show us your ass.

its all stuffed with arrows.

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>>27004224
LET'S FIND OUT! ANY VOLUNTEER?

>>27004229
Yeah, I went back to check. Raggie should be pinned to the wall right now.

Their weapons are made of nerf and lies.
There are no hags either. A patchpone will show up at your home claiming to protect you. Over time you will grow close to each other until they fall in "love" with you. They'll say it's forbidden and that they can't stay. More lies. Eventually they "give in" and take you gently in the night.
They steal your seed and you are left empty.

Guys, their weapons are toys. She shot a toy arrow with a toy bolt at a toy.

>>27004279
headcanon accepted

>>27004167
>>27004229
>the coin would've pierced Raggies head
how did you come to such a ridiculous conclusion? do you lack even basic understanding of physics?

>>27004279
>>27004283
Hag internet defense force spotted.

>>27004295
Hags make the best lovers Anon.

>>27004304
>Make the best lovers
Nigga, you seen them? >>26985696

>>27004311
You haven't lived until a 500 year old woman swallows after giving you a jagged toothed blowjob.

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This has been the most shit-stormy Raggie thread I've ever seen.
I'm surprised the thread has survived 2 and a half days of this tbqh.

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>>27004101
>>27004167
>>27004191
>>27004206
>>27004255
>>27004260

>>27004292
They are made of cloth and fluff. They are basically living teddy bears. The coin was balanced on Raggie's nose. When the arrow hit, instead of bouncing off it would've either bent the coin and done damage to her face or hit the coin and drove it through her head.

>>27004328
>le epic big gang bang theory nerd meme

>>27004344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>>27004330
Well it seems like we partially got the former then.

>>27004330
throw a coin at your pillow and see what happens

>>27004330
>They are made of cloth and fluff.

So, could a woman use a patchpone as a tampon if she needed to?

>>27004394
no, because they dont have wings

>>27004400
CARLOS!

>>27004400
Tampons don't have wings, pads do.

>>27004374
Throw an arrow at a target from the distance you'd fire a bow from. Probably not gonna stay in the target. Use a bow to fire the arrow from the same distance and it will probably stick in the target.
Try ripping a teddy bear with just a coin and you probably won't do very much. Have that coin ride on the tip of an arrow fired from a crossbow and that teddy bear is most likely going to have a hole. It really depends how strong the cloth that makes the Hagwarders skin is.