Why live?

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Why live? 2016-04-04 01:02:36 Post No. 26976628
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Why live? Anonymous 2016-04-04 01:02:36 Post No. 26976628 [Report]

>Twilight: Ah. So here we go. Let's get a few measurements... consult the chart... Mhmm. Yep. Your penis definitely falls in the "small" size category. Oops! I meant to say "below average".

>Rarity: OH! Oh. Oh dear. I, er, please excuse me for just a moment, dear. I, um, ahem, I seem to be a bit... overwhelmed at the moment? I shall return shorty. SHORTLY!

>Applejack: Whoa, nelly... You, ah, seem ta be packin' light, sugarcube. Awe shucks, don't worry y'self none over it. Some stallions are better at some jobs than others. So maybe y'all could seek employment elsewhere, if'n y'all catch my drift.

>Pinkie: AWEEE! It's adorable! Heeheehee! Like a miniature version of a real stallion's pee-pee! Hey there little guy! Hello, Pinkie! Heehee! So tiny! It should be in a petting zoo!

>Dash: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HAHAHAHAHA! I, I CAN'T EVEN! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>Fluttershy: Oh my. I'm honored that your body is so considerate as to appear so non-threatening like that. A normal stallion's genitals are terrifying! But yours are very unimposing and I'm grateful for that. It's just a shame that it couldn't be just a teeny, tiny, itty-bitty smidgen bit bigger. And thicker.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 01:04:30 Post No.26976646
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>>26976628
>implying sexual desire
Being ace is fucking ace.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 01:50:02 Post No.26977170
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 01:53:38 Post No.26977200
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 01:53:38 Post No.26977200 [Report]

>>26976628
>fisting ensues

Anonymous 2016-04-04 01:55:07 Post No.26977220
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 01:55:07 Post No.26977220 [Report]

>>26976646
Ace is a retarded shortening there's not even a c in asexual

Anonymous 2016-04-04 02:03:05 Post No.26977291
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>>26977220
But when we use it we get to say stuff like "being ace is ace".
Definitely worth the semantic cost.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 02:31:05 Post No.26977531
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 02:31:05 Post No.26977531 [Report]

>>26976628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPuqwWHt7l0

Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:57:45 Post No.26978909
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:57:45 Post No.26978909 [Report]

>>26976646
Huh?

Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:49:01 Post No.26979378
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>>26976628
>implying

Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:27:22 Post No.26980063
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:27:22 Post No.26980063 [Report]

>>26979378
Now I might be misreading this but aren't both fillies next to the pole not at there normal hight

Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:13:26 Post No.26980603
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:13:26 Post No.26980603 [Report]

>>26979378
Still relevant to this day

Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:22:22 Post No.26980640
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:22:22 Post No.26980640 [Report]

>>26979378
But the Fluttershy human compared to the Angel Bunny image.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 10:51:45 Post No.26980907
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>>26977291
my favorite is calling myself a flying ace (I'm a pilot so it works)

Anonymous 2016-04-04 15:14:55 Post No.26982013
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 15:14:55 Post No.26982013 [Report]

>>26980907
Asexuality isn't real. You just have low testosterone. I would know, I used to think I'm "ace" when I was 15 and a late bloomer.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 15:46:56 Post No.26982203
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>>26976628
Why is this board such gluttons for punishment. Always with the small dick shit.
>>26976646
No one fucking cares, xir.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 16:13:34 Post No.26982399
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 16:13:34 Post No.26982399 [Report]

>>26982203
some people love to project their small penis fetish on others

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