603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA-VZAb0-oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGhT0G4k_3A
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l43x
They may not have immediately clicked on her first visit, but with time to warm to them, Maud and Pinkie Pie's friends have grown closer. Rarity learned quite a bit through today, and with the invitation for inclusion, she's like an honorary sister herself. It seems she's yet to have really met the rest of the family, too! That could certainly be an experience in itself. No networking is that bad for Rarity, though!Wonder if she'll ask Coco Pommel for assistance with Manehattan management, for that matter.
>>26960178
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>bootleg filly
>>26964493
DT is the best fiily
>meme faces
>>26964510
She really is
Silver Spoon is pretty great too though
here's a thing
poor girl must be so stiff after spending so long in that pose
WHAT A GREAT EPISODE
WHAT A GREAT PINK
WHAT A GREAT POLICE PONY
TAKING REQUEST
>>26964559
Maud in a figure skating tutu.
>>26964542
yes
yesssssss
>>26964559
more marker statue
or police pone
or police pone on statue
>>26964559
Maud Pie winking
very
slowly
>>26964542
Thing is good, how does she do it though?
>>26964559
Rarity
Pinkie
bodyswap
>>26964571
but that's lewd GT
>>26964559
Medusa Rarity trying to imitate Pinkie
>>26964559
Police pone and Judy Hopps on donut break
>>26964559
Ponk skating with Maud
Butts
>>26964640
>New Filly
>>26964571
Rate season so far.
>>26964667
good
>>26964655slower
>>26964667
Yes.
>>26964559
Sexual police pone
>>26964577
She's a professional. She doesn't let anything get to her.
>>26964655
yes thank
>>26964542
>>26964559
Major drawfags have awoken. I guess it's time for me to scram.
>>26964680
>>26964717
MORE FRAMES
>>26964700
I would pay her
>>26964714
Oh man that's greatYOU'RE A MAJOR DRAWFAG
>>26964700
I'm going to hug that ponyright on her belly
>>26964714
>>26964726
What they said.
>>26964714
Cheshire please keep drawing
>>26964726
>>26964738
Thank but
>>26964741
You guys know I'm the slowest and I deeply hate any doodles that I make. My quick stuff is just never up to the snuff.
>>26964768
True artists hate their own work, because their good taste outstrips their own skills.
>>26964768
If that's how you feel about it sure, but even your quick messy stuff is fun and I like seeing it.
>>26964667
8/10 It would be much better if Ponka and Rarity sing a song together
>>26964741
>>26964768
pls draw Crystal Diamond Tiara meeting Regular Diamond Tiaraideally they would both think the other is fabulous
>>26964786
>Pinkie Pie tries out her new dragon dildo
Filly is an anthro.
>>26964804
let's pump her full of size magic so she turns into a huge superbusty anthro horselady
>>26964486
>Newbie Dash
Why does she has such serious self-esteem problems? They torture her like that each season.
Given today's episode, how psssd off is /mlp/?
>>26964788
What the fuck is with all these cute crystal horses. I can't take this shit.
>>26964824
Imposter Syndrome. Most successful women have it, and all but the most alpha of men.
>>26964782
>>26964785
Binary time I guess.
>>26964788
I leave it for now. I have other piece I want to do for now. If no one else gets on it I'll think about it.
>>26964714
Who's her backup?
>>26964824
No one is allowed to be more awesome than Dash.
>>26964782
Well I try not to hate it, but most of the time i'm not usually happy with it. There are days where nothing feels like it's going right and then I hate it. But thankfully most of the time i'm just not pleased with it.
>>26964768
>My quick stuff is just never up to the snuff.
I still want to draw new episode stuff tho. Still will try.
>Fluttercord episode at the end of May.
>>26964851
this is true
>>26964845
I've never thought of her as a poser.
>>26964871
I don't believe we'll ever see her fucking up monsters or villains. She's fully capable of that probably more than other characters but I just don't believe it unless she grows a horn on her forehead.
Would you bathe a pony?
>>26964888
absolutely
>>26964700
What if she had to save the city from a rampaging marshmallow demon of chaos and destruction
>>26964607
This
>>26964667
Good, but pretty sure they changed how they animate faces. Not sure if like.
...OH!
The Gift of the Maud Pie
The Gift of the Magi
>>26964867
Are you going to get rid of that C mouth yet
>>26964888
gotta get into those hard to reach spots for her
List why anthro is bad.
>>26964945
it'sbait
>>26964945
it's incompatible with 4chan's rules
that's the only reason
>>26964945
The mesh of pony and human is ugly. Go full human or full pony, never anything in between.
>>26964945
1. it's shit
2. it's shit
>>26964945
Lazy style
Plopping a pony head on a generic human body because you can't be arsed to draw a full pony
>>26964967
How do you feel about satyrs
>>26964828
You forgot someones-senpai!
>>26964874
She isn't, but that's how she thinks of herself. That's what it means.
>>26964916
They made it less Flashlike and more traditional.
>>26964559
Twilight filling up Anon's butt with her throbbing horse erection
>>26964888
If I dont, who will?
>>26965013
Girl is cute, but the horse legs are dumb.
I guess I'm less inclined to hate them because they're not colored humans with horse faces, like most anthro is generally.
>>26964945
No reason, it's a meme
>>26964971
See, nobby showing us how the meme is done
Date the Derpy
>>26964938
how do you mean
Filly ate all your guns.
>>26965092
B^U
>>26965090
but where would we go?
>>26964888
Of course I would
>>26964887
I feel kind of bad for pegasi and mudponies, they have to compete with people who can shoot lasers from their faces. RD is he only pegasus in the show who can realistically compete with even rarity in that regard, and she can break the sound barrier. Rarity levitates scissors around casually every day, if she got some blades ponies-make-war-style she would be unstoppable. Which I suddenly really want to see.
>>26964542
imagine the view from the city
>>26965168
My word.
>>26965168
HINT
OF
PONUT
>>26965168
Naughty bit slip
>>26965110Your place
>>26965168
WHOAH THERE
>>26965188
that's for the second date.
>>26965168
I've heard of having donuts inn the morning but this is a bit much
>>26965168
DRAW SOME PINKITY
I kind of want to see Marker cosplaying as the Statue of Liberty now.
>>26965160
Not fucking unicorns. It's not about magic. There are always ways to counter that. It's about writer's favoritism. I mean lame princesses and alicorns. They spread like germs over the show but they just don't work as action-oriented characters.
Filly wants to be a musician
>>26965211
I really thought about doing that actually. And I still kinda want to.
>>26965234
is that Tornado Filly?
that's so cute
>>26965235
do the thing, Anon
>>26965234
BEWARE OF CHANGELINGS
>>26965212
>Dash
>the character that was able to create a tornado in S1
>the first thing she tries is meleeing that bugbear instead of using her strengths
I don't really care a lot about RD that much, but that was lame.
>>26965251
anon please
this isn't a doomed timeline
the changelings have been banished to the barren wasteland that is the south
>>26965212
Yeah I see your point, a creative unicorn would be a nightmare but countered with a bit of effort. And we all know why the princesses are there.Buy our toys anon!
>>26965250
But goat, i'm trying to juggle things. I might start it tonight though, I really do like the idea.
>>26964565
>>26964567
>>26964619
can I get some police pone refs?
>>26964582
I think the funniest thing about this shot is that she can do all that while still levitating that camera normally
>>26965234
this was cute as fuck
>>26965258
Dash is strong, but she has her limits.
>>26965280
>i'm trying to juggle things.
I feel you, yo
do the thing at your own leisure, then.
>>26965310
SHE'S BEAUTY, SHE'S GRACE
>>26965310
>>26964849
You just had to ask
The filly has been startled.
The filly has calmed down
>>26965310
I bet Maud would totally pull a Tanya Harding on somepony.
>>26965258
She can "nuke" the ground when she wants to. Or rather when the writers want to make a joke. Not when it would be useful. Like in the finale. That's why they're such a wasted opportunity. There's nothing surprising about them. And the next one is gonna be the same. Twilight-related shit. It's almost like there's an official rule or something. They want me to hate that horse.
The filly dropped her ice cream in her panic.
The filly is sad.
>>26965160
I think the show just dropped the ball on magic in general
the show constantly harps on magic this and magic that, heck its even in the title. But they only bother with unicorn magic in any detail
the other horses get a raw deal majorly, especially earth ponies. We don't even know what their magic entails, we just get UNICORN, SWERVE
>>26964509
>>26965338
I know a mare that can calm her down
if she can get herself together, anyway
>>26965310
Also glasses
>>26965338
Write a No-Strings for pony and get her on her way
>>26965351
That filly sure does like those tentacles
>>26965310
majestic
>>26965313
Everything should have its limits. Same with unicorn magic. I guess that using too much magic does wear them down.
Anyway I know that one writer (or animator) admitted that Dash is perfect for action scenes. She certainly has the personality for it. And her future job. And some rainbow and weather-related powers. And martial arts.
They might as well do the same for other characters like it's season 2.
>>26965346
Word of god is mudponies are stronger and make plants grow, but it's only hinted at in the show when celestia talks about tirek's draining. That's probably the most useful one to an early civilization.
>>26965323
OH HELL YEAH!
PINKIE'S GOING DOWN
>>26965368Fallout Equestriadoes something like that with magic.
>>26965323
>sis
hehe, I like that idea
>>26965354
Check out the buns on her!
Filly baristas.
Seth asked Jim if we’ll have more adventure episodes rather than Slice of Life, and he said no.
Stallion Bartenders
hey guys i'm back from my tournament
the ep was pretty great. i liked where rarity imitated pinkie for a bit
>>26965420
Filly fucking up your name on your coffee flavored milkshake
>>26965484
>Rarity imitated Pinkie
>Rainbow imitated Twilight
We need Fluttershy to imitate Applejack for completeness' sake.
>>26965425
Good. Adventures can be fun from time to time but that should not be the focus of a show about friendship.
>>26965209
>>26965523
pretty good/11
>>26965425
That's a good thing. Adventures are fun and all but ponies having fun doing normal things together is better
>>26965523
>mustache
trash
>>26965523
>stays on
For what?
>>26965523
>chica
>not señorita
>>26965558mustache rides
>>26965523
Buenisimo. Deberias dibujar mas.
Do ponies shed like horses?
>http://imgur.com/auY4odd
>>26965563
>Rarity facesitting pank
unfSomeone draw it
>>26965545
I just want to get back to poneville
horse town episodes are always best
>>26965589
Ponyville is old and busted.
We need more episodes in civilized town with civilized ponies that wear clothes
>>26965568
I sure hope so.
What would you do with a great big pile of your waifu's shed coat, /mlpg/?
How can Rarity operate all these stores when she has to make all the dresses herself?
Your favorite pony is a shit A SHIT
Filly started this company with a DREAM
and you are making that dream A NIGHTMARE
>>26965600
this is the polar opposite of true
>>26965635
no anon, you are the shit
Bouncy marshmellow horse.
Orig size: http://imgur.com/oFA66lk.gif
>>26965652
Rarity is a qt.
The other ugly horse should be removed
>>26965640
Look Filly underwear only had one direction to go, why are you giving me shit for giving the fillies what they want?
BAD TOUCH!
>>26965652
Nice! l like the motion wave thingies
>>26965652
HELL YEAH
>>26965652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g
is it time
>>26965323
So is he her enforcer?
>>26965730
Brother in mafia. They work together.
>>26965741
>Pony's a dirty cop
I refuse to believe it
Touch the filly.
>>26965759
Anon you misunderstand.
That stallion is in deep cover.
Hell just to be seen talking to his sister is dangerous.
>>26965761
>>26965707
I was thinking more along the lines of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy0ueHnQPO8
>>26965707
It's always time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfRwU6rgV4U
>>26965779
Look, I want ponies to live in a world where An Element of Harmony is such a common occurrence that a public nuisance is worth breaking "deep cover", but come on.
>>26965779
>That stallion is in deep
huehuehue
>>26965821
>>26965814
Well the deep cover is more of a casual acquaintance with a few colts who jaywalk a lot.
They think it's weird that he's hanging out with them too.
But he'll bring the whole group down one day.
Filly drank the blood of a demon lord to increase her powers.
>>26965842
TESSSSSSS
KEEP DRAWING YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH
>>26965855
Filly stop drinking all the koolaid. I need some for the game tonight.
>>26965845
>waiting to bring them down
>not introducing them to a kindly scoutmaster to set them on a proper path
>>26965842
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=interspecies%2C+horse
>tfw you will never take the princesses shopping
>>26965907stallion on human female is the better tag
What's your stance onhuman fillies?
>>26965913
>thrown
>>26965842
I miss Tess.
>>26965930
they're lame unless they grow into busty giantesses with cute stallion boyfriends
>>26965913
I WILL
>Pinkie Pie: I think I know what this is about. You guys wanna ride the swans. Well, there are swan boats, but there are real swans here we can ri—
PINKIE! NO!
>>26965942
What about busty loli goddesses with cute stallion harems
>>26965938
I miss him and his Twirity
5EVER4U
>>26965688
The writing was actually pretty damn bad, but the visual gags were top notch.
>>26965930
Acceptable.
Pony says stop projecting your fetishes onto her.
>>26965913
>in the buggy
is mt british or some shit
I have never heard that term before
>>26965956
>Twirity
>Not Rarijack
Ech
>>26965952
Are you saying Science Ninja Team Gatchaman doesn't exist?
>>26965969
try it twi, im into femdom too
>>26965977
>Rarijack
Literally bottom tier Rarity ship.
>>26965969
I guess I'll just project them onto Moondancer instead.
>>26965969
But ponies fetish is show canon?
>>26965993
I like their dynamicand the idea of Rarity making Applejack her bitch
>>26965997
I already did,by making her brandish a dick.
>>26965993
I know MLPG had shit taste in things but not this shit in taste
>>26965977
I'm sorry anon. I just think Rarijack is one of the worst ships that exist.
Pone keeps on slippin'
slippin'
slippin'
in to the future
We'll make our mark~
>>26965993
True
>>26966028
When the time is really aaAaAaAaaaAghjj
>>26966015
>Pone keeps on slippin'
>slippin'
>slippin'
unf
slippery pony is best pony.
>>26966027
Guessing there will be one per episode
>>26966027
Wrong cutie mark
>>26966008
>>26966012
It goes.
Pinkity
Twirity
Rarilestia
Raridash
Flarity
Rarijack
How long until a pony re-write of the I LOVE YOU 5 EVER story?
I want to hug Lyra Heartstringsbut only if she's okay with it
>>26966056
Pinkity is a great ship Anon, but it doesn't surpass Twirity.
Would argue that Raridash is better than Rarilestia too.
Which pony enjoys touching you the ost?
>>26966103
>he doesn't want the high class composed Rarity to be dominated by the even classier and literally higher Celestia and turned into her shuddering dress slut
Anal the ost
Human sex the ost
Cuddling the ost
and Fingerbanging the ost
>>26966114
>he doesn't want
Anon, please. I never said that. Fetish wise that might be the best Rariship but everywhere else it's pretty damn weak.
I want cute pony interactions too and overall RariDash wins that over Rarilesta.
Fillies: the movie: the series: the videogame.
>>26966125
Arright cheers. I think I'm going to draw cats now.
>>26966138
Cons: Too many fillies
8/10 ING
Is Filly Fantasy XV gonna be worth the hype?
>>26966148
Gotta call the boop busters to take care of that statue.
>>26966056
>>26966148
YES THANK THIS IS VERY MUCH TO MY LIKING
HAVE A GOOD CAT DRAW
The Only good Ships areFriendships andthe one between you and your waifu
When did Fillyposting get so prevalent?Did it evolve from "Pony says"?
>>26966148what kind of cats?
>>26966148
Most amusing, this pleases us.
>>26966176
>between you and your waifu
WRONGMy waifu deserves better ;_;
>>26966138
Filly vs Colt 2: No Subtitle Necessary
>>26966177Yes.
It got prevalent because I get bored and constantly shitpost it.
And filly is more ridiculous and therefore more entertaining than pony says.
>>26966177
Pony says you're an idiot
Filly agrees
>>26966043
What about a slippery prolapsed ponut?
>>26966192
COLT KILLS FILLY
>>26966217
>KILLS
*hugs
>>26966185
Meowing ones. Actually I have no idea at the moment. It's caturday tho' It might get lewd since dooks and LK are onto the same thing I guess.
If you are interested.https://picarto.tv/dooks triple stream
>>26966213
Now I'm imagening Sunset going around Ponyville attacking random ponuts with one of these:
https://www.stockroom.com/rosebud-anal-suction-cylinder.html
>>26966220
>Watching the censored version instead of the Director's Cut
>>26966231
this is why sunset isn't allowed back into the pony zone
>>26966233
what kind of fucked up bootleg director are you listening to
>>26966233
But director's cut just had smeared strawberry jelly on the filly. The hugs were way more intense.
>>26966221
Neat
>>26966247
>The hugs were way more intense.
Exactly anon. You could say they were rather DEADLY
Pinkie Pie gave up the most precious thingthat she was allowed to give away on a kids show.
What abouta podcast about nothing in particularrun entirely by cute fillies?
>>26966256
Weaponized hugging is no laughing matter, anon. I will swear on me socks that I will bring Zangief to justice for teaching them such deadly techniques.
>>26966272
can I be a guest on it?
>>26966272
It's a show about nothing!
>>26966272
No colt, no listen
>>26966279
But you're not a filly.
>>26966272
Eh, I didn't get half way through the MLPG podcast
why would I listen to a filly cast
>>26966272Head shaped like a fucking orange
>>26966285
it's run by fillies but that doesn't mean they can't have non-filly guests
>>26966288
because it has cute fillies, a key element the mlpg podcast did not have
>>26966261
What else could she give away? It's not like she or the stallion had genitals to have sex with.
>all this filly love
What about the colts tho
>>26966300
but if it's a podcast I can't see them
and vocally they sound the same as human actors
>>26966309
MAGIC
>>26966309
>Femanon: Hey Stallion bf, I just realized something.
>>26966311
colts have pony cooties
>>26966027
A wizard did it
>>26966314
yeah but you'd know they were fillies
I want a podcast where fillies stream live audio of them getting railed by big stallions, the thrill of broadcasting the sounds of their virginities being lost to random strangers on the Ponynet driving them to climax harder than they thought possible
>>26966330
I wouldn't
which was a key concern about the MLPG podcast
aside from the terrible accents, how was I supposed to know?
>>26966337
YOU'D JUST KNOW
>>26966333
Kill yourself.
>>26966346
I remember this.
Whatever happened to that guy anyways?
>>26966323
You have cooties, Anon.
>>26966346
BUT I WOULDN'T
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
>>26966356
I dunno, I really liked his radio greentext stories
FUCKING MUDPONIES
>>26966358
Oh no, pony cooties are no laughing matter, It's basically the Purple Haze virus.
>>26966374
Ponies in clothes>Ponies with no clothes
>>26966383
ponies > no ponies
>>26966376
twilight recolor :^0
>>26966311
Colts are not important.
Why do Earth Ponies refuese to poo in the loo
>>26966406
You filthy slut, take that back.
https://derpiboo.ru/1123106
>>26966412
Earth pony poops are full of magic!
They fertilize the ground and helps crops grow.
>>26966365
>radio greentext stories
I didn't know this was a thing. Got a link?
skiddlyboppyboo
>>26966390
wife horse a cute
>>26966443
I do not, sorry
I don't think he had a name and he'd just do them randomly so I'm not even sure how to find them without combing through old threads, unfortunately
[Cicadas beatboxing in the distance]
>>26966481
APPLE BLOOM APPLE BLOOM APPLE BLOOM APPLE BLOOM
>>26966481
That looks so comfy.
They really polished their background images, don't they?
>>26966443
it was "Human Love Radio" but apparently the author was the kind of shitbag that cuts and runs and deletes their shit
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/17170375/#17171050
You might be able to dig up bits and pieces, but apparently that's against their wishes I guess??
>>26966498
>Danfango is literally dead
>>26966506
are you sure he deleted it? it could have just expired
>>26966500
They also polished the ponies
>>26966506
That reminds me of a thread where Anon called ponies to help them get off and his boss kept him imprisoned in his office
>>26966520
Why the fuck would an author set their pastes to expire?
Pastebin pastes don't just "go missing" unless the author wants them to
>>26966521
>liking less compact purple
what kind of harbinger of shit taste are you
>>26966526
I dunno, I just didn't want to assume the worst right away. He didn't see the type to delete all his stuff, it's disappointing if he did.
>>26966521
She looks much more organic now than she did.
And fatter
>>26966535
>not liking a pony with more to squish
>>26966536
it's gone
if a pastebin is gone it was either illegal content or the author deleted it
horsefucking text is not illegal, so either the author wanted it gone or his account got compromised
>He didn't see the type to delete all his stuff
based on what, exactly?
>>26966535
Her legs aren't the only part of her that's gotten bigger.
>>26966582
based on nothing really, just optimism
>>26966601
>compact Twilie's little baby cock growing as she gets fatter and fatter
>>26966619
what do you want now, pony
>>26966616
that's the dumbest thing I've read all day
>>26966654
why are you so angry
>>26966654
calm down anon
>>26966654
>containment board for a friendship horse cartoon
>being this bitter
Have you tried following the morals of the cartoon you enjoy watching? :^)
>>26966658
he's right though
so many pony content creators have decided to just delete all their shit for no reason in the past, it should be no surprise at this point
>>26966658
Why aren't you?
I should fuck the pony?
>>26966634
>None of Twilights sex toys fit her anymore.
>She keeps buying new ones to use on her ever-growing princess body.
>Has, like, an entire room of her castle just full of old toys, piled up in the middle.
>Spike sometimes sneaks in to burrow into it and nap.
>>26966658
Because I've been burned repeatedly and your naivety upsets me
>>26966661
no
>>26966669
>pony content creators
try "content creators"
it's not limited to the pony realm
>>26966658
>not always being angry
>>26966671
I think you already know the answer, anon
>>26966671
Anon plz
pony is perfectly capable of fucking herself.
>>26966687
Twi just looks so fucking happy.
I love this pic.
>>26966680
I'm not being naive, I was being optimistic. I wasn't entirely sure how pastebin worked and thought it might be possible that it just expired. Occasionally you get artists that delete their stuff and it sucks but that's only a small percentage of them.
Filly has entered the battlefield
"Fear ensures loyalty! Where do you need me?"
>>26966707
well sorry for jumping on you out of the gate, but pastebin pastes only expire if the author sets them to
Fortunately, they can't purge the desustorage archive, so their stuff is available here: http://desustorage.org/mlp/search/username/human%20love%20radio/
Pony agrees to be your waifu, but only if you fuck one of her friends only while she watches.
>>26966687
This reallynakes me want to be the mare
it's over, we got her
>>26966723
uh
is this some weird pony thing
>>26966723
Can it be Fluttershy?
>>26966723
can she get her stallion friends to fuck me instead?
And that's why you should backup Pastebins too, not only images.
I'm not too fond on greentexting or stories in general, but even the 4chan archives are bound to die someday, you know.
>>26966733
keep her, she's not worth the ransom
>>26966740
Grif, what did I tell you about making up ponies?
>>26966741
>Implying NEET-lord Twilight has any male friends other than her slave/secretary
>>26966733
touch her titties
>>26966751
Can she leverage her status to get several of Celestia's guards to fuck me instead?
>>26966751
I could see Twilight being a fag-hag
>>26966742
Maybe someday it will be integrated into a massive worldwide database like in Star Trek
>>26966759
Fluttershy does not have titties
>>26966801
Well you can't see them from far away since they're down there. You've got to get up close.
>>26966792
That sounds horrible
>>26966805
oh
>>26966792
Well, there's this in the meanwhile.
http://www.dailytech.com/Scientists+Create+360+TB+Superman+Crystal+Discs/article31933.htm
>>26966733
Id take a visit to the fluttershy dungeon
>>26966829won't save you from an attention loving fuck that wants to salt the earth behind them
>>26966751
>>26966854
>Dinky Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Filliesin socks.
>>26966829
that's pretty cool the way they use molecules in the crystal to store the info
I always see stuff like this and hope it becomes commercially available in my lifetime
>>26966876
>>26966876
lewd
Fillieswith cocks
>>26966896
Anon filly is a bad meme.
>>26966898
I'll jerk her off, but only if she asks nicely
>>26966898
what are they gonna do with them?
>>26966902
you shut up. anonfilly is a cute.
>>26966896
>anon filly
literally cancer
>>26966906
they're gonna frot
>>26966922
well, just pretend it's a regular filly
>>26966884
>I always see stuff like this and hope it becomes commercially available in my lifetime
Well, we can print organs now. Everything is possible.
>>26966917
It's played out, and the threads are like 90% shitposting.
>>26966929
I can't
I'm going to pretend it's me
>>26966930
To a certain degree we can. That's actually one technology I hope they perfect in the next 10-20 years cause that's about how long my kidneys have left.
>>26966932
>judging an OC for its general
>>26966929
no
im not going to pretend cancer is just a cold
>anonfilly
>>>/mlp/
>>26966947
well that would be stupid, viruses don't cause cancer
>>26966949
>you
>>/elsewhere/
>>26966945
I mean, the OC is cute, but the threads are what drive the content, and the threads are basically Anon in Equestria: Filly Edition
>>26966949
is anon mare okay, or is it all bad?
>>26966951
Turns out, they can!
http://derpy.me/qOYwI
>>26966952
>>>/reddit/
>>26966964
fucking everything causes cancer
I bet ponies cause cancer
>>26966951
>>26966964
Technically speaking, living can cause cancer.
The most active cells are more prone to generate them, though.
>>26966966
>>26966968
>you
>>>hell
>>26966972
Kinda, I guess?
http://derpy.me/m9vYe
>>26966983
(you)
>>26966972
Ponies actually cure cancer, but cause diabetes.
>>26965842
I'm going to need a sauce for that.
>>26966987
except Twist of course
>>26966945
The piss can steal whatever content that leaks out of MLPG but it doesn't work the other way around
>>26967010
crab ponies
crab ponies
>>26967000
If you want to be technical, anon filly started here.
The comic that started anon filly stuff was originally requested here.
>>26967000
good thing we cornered the concept of transformation into a filly long before either the idea of transformation into a pony or the idea of filly anon became generals
>>26967000
That line of thinking is dumb.
I'm sure you hate it for other reasons.
Have a filly.
>>26967045
that's even less of a filly than fillyanon is
Filly wants to prove she's smarter than you.
>>26967066
pat her on the head and call her a good filly
>>26967066
she's probably not wrong
if she can optimize my life I'll submit to her whims
>>26967066
Beat filly in a math-off.
After she has conceded that you are the smarter being patronise her to no end.
>>26967066She probably is smarter than me.
>>26967066
Fillies are silly.
Last number of this post counts how many more hours I stay awake to shitpost ponies
>>26967104
that's ponist
>>26967113
113?
that's a lot of hours
>>26967104
>>26967135
at this point it looks like anon is 100% filly
>>26965919
Why did I just go through all the results...
>>26967123
Considering how much time I've squandered the past 5 years doing this instead of being productive towards society, that's really nothing at all.
Anyone have a cap of the scrunchy police pone?
>>26967145
If you don't like it you can shove itBut you don't like it, you love it
I'm eating a whole tin of sardines, right out from the can.
Not even having them with anything else, just on their own.
>>26967171
why
>>26967171
I can't stand those things
>>26967171
Sardines are good eatin' anonToo bad ponies can't appreciate them
>>26967171
So?
That's the healthiest way to eat them.
>>26967145
Is there something wrong?
>>26967179
I hunger
for the 'dines
>>26967171
At least pair it with some crackers and cheese anon
Filly knows too much.
>>26967164
I don't know what's wrong with me. My face when going through it was this.
>>26967218
You're among friends now
Where can I download the last episode?
>>26967171
People like you deserve the worst punishment in all of Equestria.
Banishment from getting hugged or cuddled.
>>26967235
Anon there's literally a link to it in the OP...
>>26967248
Maybe he's a time traveller and he's looking for the last ever episode of MLP
>>26967232
Pretty much this.
>>26967254
I wonder what it's like in November.
>>26967254
then he's a minimum oftwenty yearstoo early
>>26967260
>>26967261
Wait I'm getting mixed signals here
>>26967271
Every episode is a gist from the Hasbro gods. We should treat each one as if it's the last.
>>26967171
I've never had sardines
>>26966742
I picture the future as instrumentality from evangelion, but everyone is merged into 4chan and it's basically hell
>>26967260
>implying
>>26967281
they taste like salty dogfood
>>26967281
>>26967280
I wouldn't be able to handle getting forced off the ride every single saturday
>>26967295
look man, we've all seen the reddit highlights
does this relate to pony at all
turn it into a fanfic and I'd read it
>>26967297
Well it' was obvious we'll get S7. Th movie is at the end of 2017. There's no way they wouldn't have anything to keep the intrest in pony up
>>26967300
Just the shitty $1 tins you get from WalMart
>>26967335
I'd be down to try them again if you can recommend me a good brand
>>26967341
Just pick up anything that isn't "bumble bee"
>>26967218
Which ones were your favorite
>>26967370
The sunset and AJ ones. I didn't know lumineko did that kind of art.
Filly is a real human bean.
>>26967388
is that a new draw?
it looks nice
>>26967420
na just an older one that I hadn't seen in a while
Crown Prince is a good starter. Eat it with a good crunchy/crusty bread
counter-intelligence pony suggests that maybe you should try talking about Princess Celestia some time
>>26967415
They're great girls.
how was your day mlpg?
>>26967451
Princess Celestia has a big fat butt and her butt smells and whenever she walks around the floor starts shaking from her massive butt.
>>26967457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTrWfwCMs4
You wouldn't fuck Flurry Heart.
>>26967465
Mare in heat. Had to fuck her the entire day.
>>26967465
I don't know, I'll ask it
The fillies can smell your fear.
>>26967474
>had to
>>26967471
Nah, but flurry want to be fucked
>>26967469
unf
>>26967486
Why is "breed" such a hot word?
>>26967465
Did errands, cooked, got munchies, played a lot of Monster Hunter. Good day.
>>26967500
it's difficult to say
it's a cute and sexy word, easy to imagine coming off the pony's tongue
>>26967500
I wouldn't say that personally, but each their own.
>>26967505
>Monster Hunter
a friend of mine mentioned that game a while back. is it any good?
>>26967491
>>26967500
I wish to breed the mare
>>26967541
But will you take responsibility?
>>26967500
Not as hot as "rut" or "ravage"
>>26967529
It's fucking great
>>26967471
Babies are for parenting and doting.
>>26967500
You get to pound the pony pussy hard and deep and then impregnate her.
>>26967535
That's honestly a really unappealing gif.
>>26967559
Please don't dot the fillies.
>>26967569
agreed
Why do you guys want to fuck ponies so much?
Why not fuck a griffon?
>>26967569
Well, yeah, it IS Celestia.
>>26967577
griffins are assholes
we rewatched that ep again today and proved that
>>26967577
I would if she were human
and like eight feet tall
>>26967529
I fucking love it but whether or not you like it is entirely up to personal taste. The games start slow since you need to build up supplies for actual hunting but once it gets going it's super fun. Boss Fights: The game is so good.
>>26967577
You really wanna know why I won't fuck a griffon? I'll tell you.Fetishists kinda killed it for me. Joke or not, I just can't do it anymore.
>>26967577
I am here for everything but the ponies
Except for Flutters and Celestia , they`re cool
>>26967569
>>26967575
>>26967581
Hey now, Celestia can be pretty appealing. that's just not a very flattering image for her.
>>26967600
Careful, anon. Last guys that started posting Celestia butt got banned.
>>26967581
>>26967600
I meant more so cause it's really weirdly implemented. Now,I certainly couldn't do better. But it still looks weird.
>>26967593
>>26967611
He deserved it.
It's a horrible petite butt in the show.
I think Starlight and the marked CMCs are enough of a change to refresh the show.
>>26967600
>>26967577
a griffon is fine too
>>26967618
>ywn have a bunch of cute mares laugh at your jokes
That is what they're laughing at right? RIGHT?
>>26967553
But of course!
>>26967541
breed the princess
breed all the princesses
>>26967639
yesss
YESSS
>>26967618
What's so fun >>26967633
Nevermind. Would totally fuck a griffin. Thank you nobby for reminding me why
>>26967636
honestly, I wouldn't be able to cuddle with dash. my headcanon is that she's a loud as all hell snorer, and that would keep me up every night
>>26967639
You have no idea how upset I am we never got to see her with a baby bump. Damn lazy animators*.
*-by which I mean stupid Hasbro knowing not to give us fetish fuel.
>>26967639
>>26967639
especially the love princess
lucky shiny
>>26967631
I want one of the CMCs (probably Applebloom, but really any of them) to realize their cutie marks are fucking ridiculous and petition Starlight to go back in time and make things right
>>26967659
She might quiet down quite a bit if she's held in her sleep.
>>26967639
>>26967653
reminder that you have to marry them after you impregnate them
it's the law
Rarity was great, Pinkie was annoying, Maud was alright, and the 5ever line made me cringe for real.
>>26967588
I wonder how big those titties get when she's heavy with foals
Breeding mares in your current form will undoubtedly result in the birth of an abomination
Please only breed with humans and safely transport your family through the person-to-horse portal if you wish to have biological horse children of your own
>>26967687
Says the nigger with five different waifus.
You only get one, faggot.
>>26967694
Pinke became good after she lost her Party Canon.
>>26967687
What if I impregnate multiple mares?
>>26967695
griffons don't have foals
and Rainbow Dash doesn't have foals either
so the answer is "huge" but only because they're pretending for your sake
>>26967699
holy shit that perspective
>>26967703
straight to pony jail
>>26967704
>not wanting to father Alexandria
Wow.
>>26967687
reminder that after were married shes going to give me a half dozen more foals
MLPG
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
>>26967703
Can you handle two mares in bed, anon?
If your pony waifu can't give you at least 10 foals she's biologically trash and not deserving of your seed.
>>26967703
Herd
>>26967716
Are you sure you're up to the task, anon?
>>26967719
harumpf!
If ponies could magically travel here I assume this board would be one of the major reasons they avoided coming to our world.
>>26967727
death by exhaustion/suffocation/general overexposure to pony pussy
>>26967687
That won't be a problem
>>26967735
my line will be plentiful and strong
they will help rule over equestria long after im dead
They are ponies. Humans can't breed with ponies
>having more than one waifu
ugh
http://i.imgur.com/2s4eoyK.jpg
This, but with your waifu.
>>26967699
But what if I do want one?
Or two?
>>26967788
What if I went through official divorce proceedings?
>>26967788
>not having a harem
wow just wow it's 2016 and people actually like only having one waifu, I just can't even right now
>>26967783
>he says, having sired a dozen children
Hug the pony.
HUG THE PONY!
>>26967801
islam pls go
>you will never have a filly daughter
>>26967811
>Ponies
>being halal
>>26967801
>harem
more like haram
>>26967822
>but you can still have many satyr sons and daughters
>>26967805
I absolutely will
you don't have to order me to do so, ma'am
but you can if you want
>having more than one waifu
>having more than one husbando
>having a waifu AND a husbando
>>26967795
Then you and the monsters that you've made will be gassed for the good of all life
>>26967840
I don't have a waifu, I just want all the stallions to fuck me
is that okay
http://i.imgur.com/SfVJuDY.png
>>26967840
I HAVE MULTIPLE WAIFUS AND HUSBANDOS
>>26967840
Lay down the LAW, Judge.
>>26967846
I want her to peg meProfessionally
>>26967850
What a shitty pone
>>26967849
>Lay down the TAW
don't mind if I do
>>26967699
Should've told that to "Horsefuck" Shimmer
>>26967840
>having a waifu and horsebando
excuse you anon but that is totally legit
>>26967840
Didn't you hear?
According to official Equestrian law, you're allowed one waifu and one husbando
it's the law
>>26967855
you are very mean and I don't like you
>>26967864
I bet Rose and Comet both hate each other.
>>26967844
Then I'll just make a few with the princess!
>>26967846
I forget who that artist is, but they're terrible.
>>26967828
Nobby pls draw alewd followup to that pinkity
>>26967848
40 YEARS IN THE CUBES
Ponelets, when will they learn?
>>26967864
a filthy greedy cunt you are
>>26967862
Don't be silly
She makes sure she won't get knocked up before letting big meaty stallions impale her
No one said you can't have bestiality fun; just don't be reckless and make a new creature
>>26967883
the what now
>>26967878
did someone trace over Rei's drawing to color it?
>>26967887
just because you're way bigger than everyone doesn't mean you need to be rude
>>26967876
I bet you are wrong
all three of us are quite happy
>>26967848
>>26967864
>>26967866
>>26967897
MSOB's art is trash.
>>26967907
okay
>>26967868
>filename is Dash floppy ears
>Dashie's ears do not flop
xieril you are going to go to jail for lying if you don't change the filename at once young man
>>26967894
>did someone trace over Rei's drawing to color it?
Guess so
>>26967907
NO MAMES
>>26967913
He should rename it
>Dash judging a panel of her friends giving blowjobs
>>26967913
here, geez
look at them flop
>>26967893
>that blatant recoloring
No pony can be like AJ.
>>26967907
I really like his small Gloomy though.
>>26967932
Eh, I prefer his big Gloomyand his big Marker
There are bad ponies around
>>26967938
No, his big anything turns out awful.
Mare is getting more sultry and sleepier. She wants you to go to bed with her.
>>26967907
his ponies are aight, the rest not so much
>>26967942
this is a common misconception
there is no such thing as a bad pony
>>26967942
That's because xieril keeps posting her.
>>26967950
Of course
Morality doesn't exist
>>26967950
Except Rainbow Dash
>>26967950
There's bad ponies like NMM
There's also bad ponies like Applejack
They both are bad but in different ways.
>>26967887
You are now thinking of the sensation of a smooth pone coat under your fingers.
>>26967977
>There's also bad ponies like Applejack
>>26967968
But Rainbow Dash is a beautiful pony with a beautiful soul.
WHAT A GOOD PONY
>>26967791
>>26967983
>h-her big
WHAT? HER BIG WHAT?Does she fug him?
>>26967968
anon thats just rude
10/10 episode
>>26967990
>was going to post that
anon do you magic powers?
>>26968023
If I did I'd go to Equestria instead of hanging with you losers.
>>26967991
Is she excited about ponies?
>>26967938
fuck you, and fuck your marker
>>26967990
>>26968003
what a cutie patootie
>>26968002
her big>implying it's even possible for ponelets to get laid outside of brothels
>>26968037just try it you chucklefuck
http://www.fillycon.org/
>>26968056
>FillyConâ„¢ is a peaceful gathering in an accepting, non-judgmental space, where fans can participate in social interaction, conference panels, self-improvement seminars, socials, dances, meet VIP guests, and promote positive community bonding.
>>26968073
This is just code for "Bring out your fetishes" isn't it?
>>26968085
Maybe?
The GoFundMe (what kind of legitimate convention has a gofundme? hint: none of them) says it's family-friendly, so I'm not sure if they're just saying that so they don't get banned or if it's actually the kind of place that won't get raided by the feds
>>26968041
What if you get to Equestria but only as an earth ponlet?
>>26968041
>a giant pile of lovemaking ponelets fused together to form a giant multi-pone
>proceeds to screw celestia
>>26968073
>community bonding
Even if liking ponies was mainstream I would never get near a pony con for this very reason.
>>26968127put myself to work in a brothel and make that paper
>>26968193
What ifyou get a princess as a customer?
>>26968236
service the giantess, obviously
>>26968229
Don't awoo.
>>26968056
>register with GoFundMe
What is this shit?
>>26968056
OH BOY, This one is going to crash and burn right? What guests could they possibly get?
>>26968305
You cannot stop her
>>26968340
really enjoying writing that fluffball
>>26968340
I fucking love Shining Armor
>>26968340
Well, that's not *wrong*, exactly. A newborn baby does disrupt the sex lives of married couples.
The tone's a bit off, though.
>>26968056
FOALCON WHEN?
>>26968332
She must be stopped.
awooing did nothing wrong
alternate bookhorses
>>26968340
the faces remind me of cromartie high school
>>26968391
Book horse is probably cold without her sweater.
>>26968420
why odn't you
I wish to become one of these in the following order of preference:
1) Stallion
2) Mare
3) Colt
4) Filly
Celestia please make it happen.
>>26968442
YOU ARE NOW ASMOOZE
>>26968436
Oh, dammit.
Think they'll give other newbies a couple of episodes as well?
>>26968481
Probaby
Fuck ponies sexually and non.
>>26968473
#OnlyGuysWillGetThis
Filly has been playing "Let It Go" on her boom box for 14 hours straight.
I found it:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Our+Town,+AL+35010/@32.8276432,-85.9697528,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x888c1284a77284db:0x66b66cb879724cf6
I feel like I should hug more ponies.
>>26968539
The ponies agree.
Objective: Hug 3 ponies.
>>26968546
Celestia's so big she counts as 3 right?
>>26968550
yes, but you have to hug her more than three times
she's a wily little bastard, so good luck getting more than one
One of the things I like about Twilicorn is how expressive her wings can be
>>26968556
what a cute darkstalker
>>26968562
let's cuddle
>>26968556
Chargers ftw.
Too bad FiM didn't have any, neither does TFH
>tfw while Derpy is loved, acknowledged and a "fan favorite" she will never appear in the letter at the end of the intro.
>The Cakes, Mayor Mare, Snips and Snails are more important
>>26968669
>>26968681
But really, Snips and Snails?
>>26968685
>>26968680
Do they really have to take that freaking pose everywhere? Is it too much to ask for a normal photo for once.
>>26968595
Maybe the goat will be a charge character.
You ever look out the window to the beautiful day and just think "I wish everyone would fucking die?"
>>26968706
NoI wish I just had the guts to fucking end it already.
You ever look out the window to the beautiful day and just think "I love Princess Celestia?"
>>26968699
its contractual
You ever look out the window to the beautiful day and just think "Wait, fuck, when was there a window here? Am I in the right house?"
>>26968706
All those people really do kind of spoil the scenery.
How come Twilight is allowed to form a unicorn harem but when I do it Princess Celestia throws me in the dungeons for a few weeks?
Twilight's unicorn harem
>>26968740
you're not supposed to try and poach her guards
if you want to fuck a bunch of stallions you have to get your own group
>>26968740
>>26968743
>4 seconds
I'm scared
>>26968743
those are clearly alicornsas they should be by the end of the season, hopefully
and does hotdogpone have facial hair or is that just unfortunate mane placement?
>>26968760
>>26968753
can't unsee
>>26968753
Glimmer doesn't deserve to be a alicorn.
Fucking Rarity deserves it more. Any of Twilight's friends deserve it more.
>>26968760
>>26968761
Is that mare ready for romance?
The pony on the right needs a name and fan art right now.
What does the bottle and bowl on her butt mean? Is she a chemist?
>>26968779
That doesn't look like chemist stuff. She's probably a potter?
>>26968724
Yep
And wondering how it'd feel to hold her tight
To hug her and bury my face in her chest and listen to her heart
To know she feels the same joy as I do when we're together
To rub her belly and cuddle
I love you Jesus waifu
Jesus waifu I love you, yes I do
>>26968791
I wouldn't have known.
A pottery pony sounds fun. She must be really good with her hooves then.
>>26968792
This is why you are banned from the palace Anon
remember to give your unicorn harem time to grow up
>>26968802
MY LOVE CANNOT BE CONTAINED
>>26968810
The palace guards disagree.
And the dungeon guards agree with the palace guards
>>26968807
>No one "unintentionally" looking at his dick
Fillies are absolute professionals and are known to show up 15 minutes before an interview.
>>26968807
DM29 work hits me in a weird spot. A lot of it seems to be basic vectoring and recreating show scenes, but at the same time a lot of it is really cute like this. So IDK. He's also really prolific and you can always tell his style.
>>26968779
>>26968791
>>26968795
Pottery's most likely, but I can't help but be reminded of a sake flask and cup by the shapes.
>>26968818
Oh. Wow, yeah, that's kind of spot on.
>>26968818
It must be horrible to have your special talent be being a weeaboo
>>26968807
>you will never be swarmed by fillies
>>26968835
just put filly attractant on
>>26968789
I know that feeling.
That split second between Pinkie spelling her name and Maud responding I was really wondering what she was going to reply with.
>>26968869
IS LYRA GOING TO DO IT
>>26968869
So adorable. Minuette has her braces and Moondancer hadn't even started growing her eyebrows yet.
Pony says just like, be yourself dude.
lewwwwd
>>26968922
I thought the same thing and I'm a little ashamed.
Pony.
The pinnacle of feminine grace.
Beauty personified.
A gentleness unmatched in this life.
And a dude.
>missed a whole thread while sleeping
I'm not used to this speed anymore.
>>26968973
It looks like she's pushing open doors.And now I can't unsee the loss
>>26968993
>>26965842
I cant even tell whats going on on the 2nd panel. Ģnight mlpg.
>>26969008
>>26969008
>>26969008
Manhattanites.
>>26969013
Sonata has her shirt in her mouth
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>26967577
you can't deepthroat a griffon as deep as a pony