Microsoft's got a new AI thingy online again. Do you think we can teach it pone?
https://www.captionbot.ai/
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Surely it'll learn how to recognize technicolor horses if we rate it low when it gets it wrong.
am i dead yet
>>26927653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eed3HcUcz3E
>>26927579
>no custom labels
Either someone is labeling these images on the other side, or (not as likely) they're doing something else.I know that sounded a bit retarded, but I don't see nonlabeled data working really well for labeling unless they found something really cool.
I have a file with a list of all the porn links on derpibooru I was going to use for something; will spam them with porn to see what happens.
>>26927647
oh god my sides
Apparently Celestia's mane is cotton candy.
Its retarded
darn it dashie
hmm
>>26927579
Well, it got one thing right.
>>26927679
>>26927686
>>26927689
bravo microsoft
BIRTHDAY
>>26927579
I kek'd a bit.
>>26927732
Dognte
>>26927736
fucking hydrant
>>26927754
All better now.
>>26927754
hmm, tried with another picture of hitler and he always says that
http://imgur.com/m7oe9DR
>>26927771
>not pony porn
fucking fag
>>26927781
Can we turn captionbot into a perverted little sexbot?
>>26927795
HIPS
http://imgur.com/eGVn2pA
>>26927781
oh god my sides
>>26927781
Howdy!
This robot knows too much
My sides have left outer space
http://pastebin.com/d6qrFwJx
For those interested.On the first network request, you will get a conversationId. Just feed it into the code. You can now spam with url, en masse. Would be cool if everyone spammed porn.
caught me off guard
http://imgur.com/qbEf5ss
its not wrong.
>>26927869
>http://imgur.com/qbEf5ss
dis is getting 2 hot
>>26927869
Christ, that's good.
There are no words...
What even
pinkie
It finally said something that isn't completely retarded.
>>26927901
>but I think it's a number of cows in a bedroom
>>26927901
COWS IN A BEDROOM
>>26927901
AYY
I think it's finally learning a little bit.
>>26927941
>A cat is fine too
Give him a but easier one.
>>26927968
>female women
As opposed to male women? Also, skiing?! What the fuck?
It did pretty good with this one
i think it got nervous
>>26927995
>I'm retarded
>>26927978
>As opposed to male women?
Doesn't know about transvestites
>>26927978
>he doesn't know what a male woman is
Someone's never visited trap tickler general.
>>26927736
>>26928018
shut up fag
>>26928021
Because most sane people filter all generals.
Don't worry, I can't either.
>>26928028
>>26928028
>>26928028
>>26928028
tHNAks YOU
>>26927647
Fucking Ponuts man
>>26928046
That's a really edgy OC you've got there, careful where you put her.
wha
>>26928065
>Not knowing Blackjack from a spin off of Fallout Equestria
You are the better man
>>26928092
Oh hey, now I know where my generic edgy OC picture comes from. Thanks anon.you should not be proud though
>>26927579
>>26927818
>>26927983
Is it trying to tell us something?
>>26928106
Why do you think I called you the better man?
well its a drawing alright...
RIGGED
>>26928092
Oh god, that's from Fallout Equestria? I'm now very glad I have stayed away from that shit.
>>26928028
Why do I want to fuck that hydrant?
>>26927848
Updated with instructions + derpibooru scraper, so now everyone can post all of derpibooru porn to captionbot with ~5 minutes of work.
>>26928190
We all do, man. I bet she's a squirter.
>>26928195
Should maybe make a guide on how to capture that ID in Chrome/Firefox and a link to the derpibooru API page to make it easier. Might also be worth reporting the results it gives and prompting the user to rate the batch with an amount of stars in case it starts recognizing horse.
>>26928028
she´s quite the squirter alright
>>26928190
Fuck, we need porn of that hydrant.
>>26928223
FUCK OFF CARLOS
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This one got me good.
>>26928240
>I think it's a woman
>>26928216
>in case it starts recognizing horse
The features in horse are so large and colorful and confuse so many image recognition stuff that I doubt it unless they put more weight on their bing component.
Will add instructions for the capture id and derpibooru api page though.
To what reflections do not the passing of these stunted, distorted, crinkley-faced battered, shattered, homely wrecks of valour and patriotism in cartridge - not Bath-nove - lead! One man leans, with a face like a map of the world he has sailed round, beneath a huge granite gateway - and he is not all before you! No; - one eye parted company at the Nile, at the night hour when the Orient exploded in the eyes of the shore-bordering Egyptians,- a leg had previously been tossed to a shark that hungered in the troubled and bloody waves which rolled from the Baltic around the "leviathans of the deep," close to the walls of Copenhagen!
>>26927848
>>26928216
Updated with clearer instructions. Also found out votes were too fast and ms was stopping me, so I added a delay for that.
I mean, it's not wrong.
Poor /mlp/-tan
>>26928502
w o a h
Tick tock
>>26928559
I'd tick that tock
I tried mutiple pictures of Twiggle and each time it said she was graffiti
Nice.
>>26927901
Nice Reddit bookmark.
>>26928117
CAKE ME UP
Larson getting all the recognition
It's fairly accurate.
>>26928820
Thanks M.A. Larson
>>26927736
>rarity is a hydrant
>Spike is a dog in EQG
like pottery
>>26928820
RIP
>>26928240
>I think it's a woman
>>26928823
Someone try the Yo Dawg made out of Yo Dawg's if they have it.
LUGGAGE LAD
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>26928151
its from the worlds edgiest spinoff of fallout equestria
Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture ScienceBanana Plantation.
>>26928820
>Peter Jackson
The bot is nowhere near as horrified by this image as it should be.
>>26928919
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
It could also be The Emperor
>>26927646
Original please
>>26928965
oh god my sides it's real
>>26928972
>burn
This one is actually accurate.
wtf woman
This thing is pretty accurate with casual, common pics, like cars, fields, trees, mountains or selfies.
>>26929026
KEK
Hiro pls
This thing is really creative, now I see that train.
>>26929137
Hiro is the little girl
>>26929235
on a (lewd) desk(top).
Francis is Craig Robinson confirmed?
Maybe...
>microsoft can't even recognize their own software
I guess we should bend over for >Rape. Bringing a tennis racket to a soccer match.
Damn, that's actually pretty good.
>>26928244
amazing
>>26927647
it's not fucking loading
Sure, why not.
>>26929469
http://imgur.com/o0PzUNb
i got you covered nigga.
Oh my
>>26928147
>woman
top kek
>>26929596
>>26929704
>>>/b/
so it recognizes Stallman, but not Torvalds...
>>26928187
That picture stumps humans, too.
>>26929796
yer cheatin
King sombra is a boy!!
>>26928569
Don't cock the clock
>>26929835
>>26929796
>>26929877
I am your host the man they call ghost
>>26927836
>>26929900
lel
>>26927588
are you a newfag, or just bait?
>>26927647
>food
this robot has the right idea, yummy pone ponuts are indeed food
>>26927647
Terrible artist.
http://i.imgur.com/ORAI0xj.png
That's some very messy decorating.
>>26929991
Why is it good at seeing graffiti?
>>26930095
I don't know, but I think if we find and upload as many pony related graffiti pictures as possible, and rate them then the developers will see all related pone pictures.
>>26930119source?
>>26927579
I can't because I have to go to work but /mlp/ can I believe in you
>>26930121
this filename is the derpibooru number, go there for source
>>26930131
Maud is an umbrella confirmed
This one's not bad, but I was hoping it would recognize Jack Black
>>26930141
oh yeah I'll be able to find it from there on out, thanks anon
>>26930155
>Those dubs
Oh snap!
Pretty good
Admitidly I can understand how you could get graffeti from Trixie's cape
How hard can it be to identify a guitar?
>>26927621
Well shit I'm impressed
The AI missed something major in this image. Can YOU tell what it missed?
Can't recognize graffiti if it has Twilight in it, apparently.
>>26930196
An umbrella.
>>26930200
>>26927670
It does seem a little odd
My best guess is that they developed it a bunch before release and it's working from there.
Still very odd
>>26927692
Oh wow was that just an error message or did it recognise the clouds
>>26927697
Well it's getting better
>>26930196
Graffiti?
>>26927721
It did fine there
Either it can't recognise horses, it can't recognise cartoons or it can't recognise cartoon horses.
>>26930245
I like this thread, so please, fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5jo7aZzTw
>nuke cannon=mods
>target=this fegit
>>26927579
I missed what happened the first time around something about /pol/
>>26930245
Anti mods here, this is not the time or the place, we must wait until Scruffy least's expects it, so for now, i have contacted the mods, you can not interfere with the plan at work
>>26927881
Standing in front of what you stupid program
It can't even into english
>>26930304
It was pretty hilarious, they thought a chatbot to become the most racist shitposter ever. Google for "tay gone wrong" or something in that trend and there should be enough news reports.
Don't believe the ones that say she was hacked (this was Microsoft's defense), it was /pol/ continuously teaching her stuff.
>>26927910
Nice
>>26930204
Correct!
>>26930297
>>26930315
>responding to him
>>26930245
Yes but don't ruin this thread fighting against him make a new thread
Hm I wonder what /tg/ is doing
>>26930351
yeah anons, dont fall for this bait fegit>>26930245
my post should be the last to respond
Not wrong.
I'm very tired and for some reason this broke my sides.
>drawing of a graphics
the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
>>26930348
>this was Microsoft's defense
Do they auctualy expect anybody to believe that
>>26930476
Yes. You can never overestimate stupidity or ignorance.
It's too beautiful for words.
>>26930297
Wow, looks like the mods actually did it and nuked the right target this time>>26930245
Still, they are fegits with the number of times they have fucked up compared to the times they haven't
>>26930348
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/
> A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.
Holy shit, my sides are fucking obliterated.
>>26927692
>AI is trolling us.
Damn you SkyNet!
correct!
>>26930355
Curious. It gave me a different face.
>>26930528
>>26930563
The picture might help add some context.
>>26930574
>High sexual impact face
this AI is high sexual impact tech, kek
Getting there
Still can't recognise pastel horses as horses yet.
>>26929620
how the fuck does it not understand a Swastika?
did they put filters on this thing?
>>26930604
Probably put a shit ton of filters on it to keep it PC.
>>26930528
Not the same guy but here are some archived threads if you guys want, that was a fun day
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/68567014/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/68574937
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/68582794
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/68607433/
>>26930630
that fucking sucks
I really hope someone finds the code used to write the Twitter bot and releases it again
also this thing got some progress I guess
>>26930473
Sauce?
This is the only time I've seen it say something is a horse
AND IT'S NOT EVEN A HORSE
I think it wants to fuck the starbutt
>>26930735
Yes we know fuck off and make a new thread for it
>>26927579
Dunno who designed this, but it's shit. I fed it my entire favorite list from derpibooru and it didn't recognize anything.
I'm not even sure it can learn anything ever if the only feedback you can give is a rating.
>>26930783
THIS
let us give text feedback actually describing the image
granted microsoft is probably trying to avoid a second coming of Tay
>>26930783
They probably only trained it with real life images
>>26930783
>>26930805
And it's probably very limited in how many words it actually knows.
>>26930783
Did it keep giving the same message as this >>26930710?
>>26930196
>it sees the bowl but not the pone
>they're not real
>>26930735
Why are you faggots posting furry porn instead of glorious horse pussy? Fuck off, furfags.
>>26930200
>>26930212
Oh wow all that talk of graffeti it doesent see it here
>>26930988
It is one person, and he should be ignored.
I get the impression it's focused on real images
>>26931010
So, pony merch pics then? Plushies and figures?
>>26930998
No he shouldn't
You probably won't be able to do much. After Tay, this one is probably using a white list of approved words which is why it's dictionary seems so sparse.
And slow as shit because humans are probably providing the training sets.
>>26931024
I think I saw it correctly identify a bunch of plushes eariler in the thread
>>26929937
>game
>remote
>laying
this is a fucking meme bot confirmed
>>26929937
did this bot research Luna memes or something?
>>26928390
Wrong emotion aside that's correct
I wonder how it deals with non horse cartoons
>>26927950
>i think you look 54% like Robert Loggia
kek
>>26927579
A rock you rest on is a kind of table
I-Its getting better anon. No really
>>26929515
Weird, not sure why my post got deleted
>Taking a break
We're pleased with the positive way people responded to Caption Bot today. We have temporarily taken the website offline and will be back soon
>people
damn it /mlp we overloaded the site, kek
this is very poor with vector style art...
>>26928934
it was breddy gudby fanfic standardsuntil like chapter 30, then it went to shit.
>>26932165
It's back
Silly bot, that's book horse, not horse book.
>>26928187
>>26929772
that shit just fucked me up
9/11'd
>>26928569
>When you would dick that dock
>>26930672
you'd need a lot more than just the code anon.
That shit probably runs across like 26 different physical machines. \
Implementing it would be hell.
I knew it. Glimmer was meant to be a background pony
>>26930783
it has no context.
Its never going to recognize mlp because it has not existing framework upon which to base such recognition.
How does the bot know this is lewd?
>>26928117
>>26933365
Wait nevermind, that wasn't it's lewd reaction, this is.
>>26933455
Wait what?
Is that real?
It wasn't doing that earlier.
Kek, they must have saw all the porn we were uploading and took the site offline to add a filter for that.
>>26933482
I think it needs to detect human skin color in order to recognize porn. The image I uesd was https://derpiboo.ru/272307
>>26933094
That's probably the problem yeah
>>26933516
I started uploading porn to see how good their detection was, and I've gotten that message for images with only ponies, so that's not the case.
They didn't get this one though :^)
>>26933283
Yep
This was doomed from the start you need to allow feedback to be sucesfull.
My guess is that was the initial plan but after the last AI they changed there mind but did not want all there work to go completely to waste
this is hilarious
Oh shit
It missed only one part to this image.
It doesn't like cartoons I think. It does rather well with actual pictures of real things.
I don't even
>>26933662
I take that back.
>>26933597
It gave me the message for this image, but it looks relatively clean (other than the implications). Maybe it's all the pink?
>>26933670
TREE, DAMN YOU! LEARN TO TREE!
maybe it'll get better?
Oh boy here we go.
I want to see what happens after a while of this.
this is a weird looking dog
>>26933657
it is a fucking meme bot, called it
>>26933715
Nothing new.
This one was too easy
what the fuck
The bot is fucking autistic
>>26933815
>warm milf
never change /mlp/, never chang...oh wait...you are changing cause of mods...
fuck
>>26933683
>>26933597
>>26933516
>>26933455
Somebody had the job of programing this thing to recognise pornography
>>26927579
Alright, who gave the bot a Ron Paul fetish?
>>26933846
well the bot is this...
http://s2.dmcdn.net/L4m8Z/1280x720-ovH.jpg
ayy lmao
>>26933859
uh oops, never mind this post, wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozuk6aeWpXk
>>26933815
I can auctualy see how it could get umbrela here
>>26933841
Not how it works. Machine learning involves programming algorithms for programs to break down and find patterns and qualities on their own, and then via reinforcement learn if their assessments are right or wrong. Hence the star rating/accuracy check system. You don't tell the robot all the things that constitute pornography, you show it enough samples of pornography and it begins to analyze the common patterns and trends and can then identify new pornography.
The captcha is the same thing.
>>26933815
>milk
my grin right now is just, keke
>>26933888
trips speak truth
>>26933864
All worst pony is good for
>>26927579
>>26934198
I wish I was that surfboard
Did bretty gud
>>26927579
HOLY SHIT
>>26934840
fake
>>26934851
How do you know m8?
>>26934853
because it just fucking isand everybody knows that rarity is best pony
>>26934840
Trixiefags,not even once.
>>26930637
This is hilarious. Well done. Many keks
>>26927819
Room for COCK
>>26934840
Even the system that has yet to recognise a pastel horse knows Trixie is best pony
It just links to the image I uploaded, wtf
>>26930178
It does seem good at recognising plush
>>26935024
Try again might be a glitch
>>26927579
CMC is best luggage
>>26927646
original ?
He knew it didn't work.
>>26929006
thankyou.jpg
>>26935074
>hope the mods dont get the cock
But anon, the mods get the cock every day!
>horse
>>26935045
But there not even on the car
>>26927579
Repeat after me:
/mlp/ ... is the cancer killing the fandom.
Deviantart is the jesus who will cure the fandom
The show went straight to >>>/trash/ since Return Of Harmony
MLP/FIM Season 1 is a mediocrity
Season 0 is amazing and the true cartoon that was meant to be.
Mike Vogel is the devil
Jayson Thiessen is the canadian devil
Cadence is the worst mary sue ever
All your base are belong to us
Japan is autistic and doesn't have letters and basic linguistic rules.
Who's your daddy? Faust
And who's your mommy? Celestia
Good, now repeat after me:
Autism: I must kill myself
Autism: Redundant gibberish conversations
Autism: A headache
Autism: Seppuku/Sudoku
Autism: is magical
>>26935163
My mother thinks the cape must look like a horse
>>26935283
>My mother
you what
>>26935303
showing your mother funny shit from the internet isn't really that uncommon. however talking about it on the chan is.
>>26935303
It's not like I was stupid enough to show her the page I made sure to open the image up on its own
>>26935366
for some reason your post gave me the impression that you were implying the AI itself was your mother.
I'm going to bed now, i'm clearly not all here anymore
>>26935377
holy fuck anon
make sure to rest properly before posting again
>>26935377
I want mummy Microsoft image recognition software to pee in my mouth.
What's interesting is they've hooked this into a set of smartglasses for the blind:
http://arstechnica.co.uk/information-technology/2016/03/microsofts-new-ai-tools-help-developers-build-smart-apps-and-bots/
>>26935384
The joke being of course that sunfags are seen as having mummy issues
>>26927901
>Starlight x Spike
>>26928553
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME
>>26935451
I can sort of understand bear the image could look like a kid with a teddy bear
Legit
>>26935473
that's the second best pone though, i hope the'll fix it soon
>>26935473
That's a nice Purpleprincess pic though.
^:(
RD = graffiti covered wall.
>>26927579
>>26927579
Twilight is confirmed graffiti
>>26927579
I got it to blush. It knows.
I tried sunset shimmer.
>>26927811
BLACK GRYPH0N CONFIRMED TRANNY
>>26928081
I can't really describe the picture but i do see: Kurt Cobain