Marital Problems #38.5

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>>26918855
Nice thumbnail OP

Can't kill what's already dead, huh?

Waiting for the guy whose waiting for Without.

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Waiting for Without

>>26920048
Thumbnails is all we get when the thread gets nuked Anon.

And since my last post isn't in the post been starting from there http://pastebin.com/a72L4NMc
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And with the way you’ve been trotting around your throne room, waiting for Celestia’s sun to go down, and for Luna to raise her moon.
>Not only could you’ve made a rut through solid crystal, you could have also dug through it, and hit the ground below.
>Click “Two hundred fifty one”
>You stop, and turn to look at Spike, who is sitting in his throne.
“Spike could you please stop counting.”
>He shrugs his shoulders.
>”Eh what else am I supposed to do while I watch you?”
>”I mean if you are so worried why not get the others, and stake the place out.”
“No they won’t be necessary.”
“Besides I’ll be watching over an unconscious man all night, with nothing to do.”
“And it’ll be easier to sneak into a guarded hospital if I’m by myself.”
>”Alright if you’re so confident that nothing will happen, then why are you so worried?”
>A feeling of shame washes over, as you wish he didn’t ask that.
>Casting your head downward to avoid his gaze, your chest tightens around your heart and lungs, and tears started to form in your eyes.
“I-I don’t want to lose him again.”
>Those words, words you wish you could banish from your thoughts, words that conveyed your how you truly feel about Anon, words that told how hurt you were when you found out about his wedding.
>It was a pain like no other.
>At first it was nothing serious between Anon and Lilac, and so long as Anon could spend time with you, you could live happily in a fantasy you created.
>But that fantasy was shattered when you caught them kissing at the park one day, and a dagger was stabbed into your heart.

I think I'm done with this board. Too stressful with all the changes and anons acting like complete cunts. This board is dead. Nothing like it used to be.

>>26920504
>Every day since then.
>Any time you saw them cuddling, whispering sweet nothings to each other, and kissing.
>That dagger went just a little bit deeper.
>And then your day of reckoning came, when Anon announced he was going to marry Lilac.
>The dagger that was so firmly lodge in your heart finally punched through, leaving a void behind in its wake.
>You don’t remember much of that day after that.
>And your suffering only continued when you received the wedding invitation.
>You almost didn’t go, but you buried your petty feelings to be a part of your friend’s happiest day.
>Oh how you wish you could’ve kept those feeling contained, but you couldn’t.
>When Anon and Lilac was saying their vows, you wanted to scream, to put a hold on the whole affair.
>And when they kissed to seal their vows, the void cracked further, threating to split your heart in two.
>But when everything was said and done, when the corks from bottles started to pop, and when ponies went to congratulate the newlyweds.
>You went up to them and gave them the biggest smile you could offer, while screaming in utter agony deep inside.
>You gave them your congratulations and wished them a happy married life.
>Your trip down memory lane brought tears to your eyes.
>Tears that should have dried ages ago.
>But no matter how much you try to heal.
>The pain of falling in love with a man, when he has given his mind, body, and soul to another, will remain forever aching.

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>>26920518
>>26920544
So uh, did you change your mind real fast or just forgot to clear the name field?

>>26920544
>Spike pulls you from your thoughts by wrapping his scaly arms around your torso.
>A hug, something so simple, but much more powerful than any word could be.
>You return the hug, pulling him tightly against your body.
>Spike was being really good to you today.
>The two of you sat together for few moments.
>Only your sniffles can be heard echoing around the room.
>Eventually you pull yourself together.
>You look down at Spike.
“Thank you spike, you really are the best dragon ever.”
>You raise your foreleg up to your face, and start rubbing away the tears.
>Spike pulls away from you, and looks up.
>”Why didn’t you say anything?”
>”Why did you just bottled it up and tried to hide it?
>You know Spike, I already have an inner voice that makes me bad, and I don’t need you to add to it.
>”I always wanted to bring it up, especially when I was alone with the girls.”
>You sigh, which is then followed by a sniffle.
>”But I always chickened out”
“And then I convinced myself that so long as I could be near him, I could be happy.”
>”Huh, how could you possibly think that was okay for you?”
“Because I was Afraid!”
“Afraid that I Would lose a friend.”
“Afraid that he would reject me.”
“I didn’t want to lose a friend, nor did I want to lose a potential mate.”
“And he never seemed attracted to ponies before.”
>”Until Lilac showed up that is”
>Another sigh, but this one shook you to the core.
“Yes until she showed up.

>>26920518
when did I get popular enough to have people troll around with my trip.

Was wondering what happened. Though, at this point, a purge is redundant. Killing a dead thread is like shooting a dead cat.

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>>26920061
>>26920493

Hello faithful friends. I thought we were over. I have 3ish pages written. Just wanna look it over.

Also bump.

>>26921937
“So I tried my hardest to lock away my feelings.”
“But my love for him never stopped growing.”
“And now we’re here, with Anon in the hospital because something is hurting him, I’m freaking out because I have no idea what’s wrong with him, and Lilac thinks I’m a homewrecker for some reason.”
>Spike looks at before responding.
>”Why would Lilac have any reason to think that?”
>You shrug.
“I don’t know, maybe she’s paranoid or something.”
“But in all honesty, what she thinks of me is not important in the whole grand scheme.”
“Speaking of schemes, what time is it, I zoned out for a while there.”
>You see Spike scratching his head.
>”Beats me there’s no clock in the throne room, or windows.”
>”We should probably consider getting one, or the other.”
“Hmm maybe, but right now isn’t the time to worry about that right now, c’mon let’s go see.
>Turning around, you start walking towards the door.
>Opening the door, you are greeted by a source of moonlight, as it shines in through the window in front of the door.
>And your heart plummets to the bottom of a lake.
>”Oh shoot its nig-.”
>You didn’t catch the rest of what Spike was saying, as you teleported out of your castle.
>>26923454
also yeah Without's back

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>>26923454
Best family better be fucking OK

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>>26923872
>Inb4 happenings

>>26923488
>You appear outside the hospital, and gallop to the nearest wall.
“Alright just need an intangibility, and invisibility spell and I’m in”
“And maybe a silence spell to keep ponies from hearing me talk to myself.
>You close your eyes, and focus your thoughts.
>Soon you feel a slight tingle, as you conjure up the spell.
>When you are done you open your eyes, and look down.
>Your body looks transparent, and has a slight blur around it.
>If this was any other time you would feel pride about your spell craft, but now is not that time.
>You look forward, lifting you left foreleg, and press your hoof against the wall.
>Seeing it sink through, you move the rest of you through the wall.
>Once inside the hospital, you take a quick look around you.
>The hallway is mostly empty, expect for the one security guard on duty.
>See how his back is facing you, you see no reason to draw his attention.
>Going in the opposite direction, you rush to Anon’s room.
>As you’re moving, you can’t help but feel creeped out by how eerie a hospital at night is.
>The occasional beeping from the machines aren’t helping.
>Don’t think about it Twilight.
>Just get to Anon, then everything will be fine.
>Finally you reach the wing where he is.
>You slow down to a trot, as you move toward his door.
>Alright so far so good remember Twilight noth-.
>The door to Anon’s room is suddenly pulled open, and you hear a loud thud.
>’well it look like-‘
>Don’t need you right now!
>Galloping into the doorway, you a red… thing on top of Anon.
>You hit you magic panic button so hard, you think you broke it
>Charging up a large amount of magic.
>You fire it at the thing.
>It flies through a newly created hole in the wall.
“Anon!” You shout, as you rush to his side.

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>>26923454
I eagerly await your story and hope pain comes to Flash.
And bump

>>26925168

Question for y'all: Any GOOD marital problem green where Twilight isn't the cheating pony?

Better yet, is there green that doesn't follow:
>Ponywaifu cheats on Anon x number of times
>She's supes into it
>Anon catches Ponywaifu
>Suddenly: remorse
>Ponywaifu says shit like "why did I do that" or "Anon is so perfect i had no reason to cheat on him", basically cheating on him because plot says so
>Anon wants nothing to do with her
>Ponywaifu devotes her life to tragically trying to (and failing to) get Anon's forgiveness
>Pony that Ponywaifu cheats with (probably Flash) is either sent far away, or Ponywaifu goes back to him to use him as an emotional crutch while she tries to make things right with Anon
>Flash most likely planned this entire thing so that he could either get hate-revenge on Anon, or become Prince (if ponywaifu = Twilight)
>Green is abandoned 8 months ago

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>>26926783
Prince Anon?

>Green is abandoned 8 months ago
Well fuck

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>>26926783
Y'know what? You've piqued my interests.

Do you by any chance have a link to the pastebin where I might find this story?

>>26926783
Been reading the one with sunbutt and prince anon. Nothing like that has happened yet and I'm half way through.

If he does get NTR'd, I want off this ride beforehand. Anyone read through the whole thing know if I have anything to worry about?

>>26926968
link it nigga

>>26926987
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS

>>26926968
I read through like 80% of it, and there was 0 signs of it. The biggest problem is that it's unfinished

>>26927011
i skimmed it, from what i can tell it ends with anon and celestia fucking , where anon takes her virginity

>>26927036
Thanks, I'll stick with it then.

>>26927036
>The biggest problem is that it's abandoned

FTFY

>>26927154
That's what I meant. I've lost all hope long time ago.

>>26923454
You're still with us? Great, now go get back to writing.
>>26924476
Any hope of you finishing that casual talk-sex sorry with Twilight? My dick needs it man.

>>26926783
http://pastebin.com/u/ActuallyMarriedPone

>>26926783
My story doesn't have any cheating in it, nor does FreeTheSoul(unfinished), and RokoPoko(unfinished), ActualMarriedPone doesn't have in cheating stories if I remember correctly, and lastly Noir Anon starts off as cheating, but doesn't go through your list

>>26926783
PI Anon

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> Your brilliant emerald eyes and content warm smile reflects, warped, rounded and red hued as you polish away at a comically large red apple that impossibly hangs from a bent, obviously struggling tree branch.
> You exhale onto it to assist the buffing before taking a few steps back to admire your beloved prize with a tip back of your hat.
"Now that there, is one for tha books." You proudly state to yourself.
> You are Applejack.
> And this prize winning behemoth apple is your dream come true.
> A testiment of your hard work and devotion to your craft, your skill.
> A passion not many other ponies understand, but doesn't bother you any.
> You know what they all say and think.
> But to you, you know a good harvest reflects the fruits of your hard work and dedication to this farm.
> Dedication to your family, that you would labor tirelessly day in and out for.
> At the end of the day, it's always for the family.
> With a satisfactory sigh you glance over to a smiling Granny Smith, rocking her chair, while telling one of her far fetched stories to Apple Bloom and her little crusaders, who seem to eat it up listening intently with wide curious eyes.
> Big Mac laid back in the barn quietly taking a well deserved nap, no bandages, no pain, and not a care in Equestria.
> And Princess Luna, who stared with an arched brow at your prized app...
> Princess Luna?!
"What in tha hay?!" You shuffle a small distance away panicked at the unexpected dream visit.
"Ah, uh... Ahem! Ah mean Princess Luna.." you try to collect yourself.
> "We swear, this thing gets bigger every time." She observes her own warped reflection in it with squinted eyes.
> Heavens ta Betsy...
"Well... Uh.. What do ah owe tha.. pleasure to?" You laugh uncomfortably holding a plastic smile.
> She turns towards you with her own gentle smile.
> "Do not feel uneasy Applejack. We have observed far stranger things among dreamers before." She speaks trying to comfort you to her presence.
> ...It doesn't work..

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>>26928747
"Uh huh..." your face clearly reads discomfort at this point as your words come out flat
> "We find it refreshing really. Such a strong family bond.." Her eyes shift to Granny Smith as her story invokes the laughter of the three fillies.
> "An thennn" Granny Smith let's the sentence hang in the air building suspense to her tale.
> "Tha apple tree, never grew apples.. ever aaggaaiinn!" Her last word have a touch of her elderly waver in it as she threw her fore legs in the air for dramatic effect.
> The three stare blankly for a moment trying to make sence of the delivery.
> "An apple tree that doesn't grow apples anymore?. Wouldn't that just be.. ya know.. a regular tree?.." The little winged one, Scootaloo questions.
> "Weren't you paying attention young'n?" Granny Smith leans towards her with her retort.
> The bunch of them begin laughing after a moment of silence passes.
> You can't help to notice Luna's now bitter sweet smile as she seems to get temporarily lost in the scene.
"Uhmmm. You were sayin Princess?.." you attempt to get her to continue.
> She turns her attention back to you quickly.
> "Hm? Oh yes! We figured rather than to catch you off guard, we would let you know that we shall be visiting your family shortly." She sits facing you, almost searching for a reaction.
> You feel your brow arch as you wonder why she needs to visit.
"Well uh. Thanks for the warnin and all Princess, but what do ya need from our farm?" You asked not really putting it together.
> "Not what we need dear Applejack, but what you do. And he does..." she seems a bit more rigid.
"He?." You repeat, lost by this strange socially inept Princess.
> "Why, Anonymous of course!" He holds a seemingly nervous smile now.
> Your eyes widen.
> "We're bringing him home where he may relax from a rather.. well. Stressful few days." She clearly avoids any detail.
"Sooo... ya'll are.. 'travelin' together?.." you inadvertently make a little circling motion with your hoof pointed at her

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>>26928786

> You heard of the rumors and fears from Twilight, but to hear it straight from her.
> Now it's real.
> "Indeed we are dearest Applejack. Do we need to provide you with more time before our arrival?" She almost awkwardly asks.
> And you don't quite know how to feel about it.
> Also, you notice her seeming more tense after the subject of Anon got brought up.
> Why would she be tense?...
****
> You are Princess Luna
> Why is this so nerve wracking!
> It's just your dear Anonymous sister equivalent.
> We have been an Alicorn Princess for many... many years!
> Keep it together!
> We've been through much worse than this!
> ...Why is she looking at you like that!
> "Ya'll alright there Princess?.." she slightly squinted her eyes.
> It caused you to tense a little more.
"Of course dearest Applejack!" You wave a dismissive hoof while accidentally talking louder than intended.
> Big Mac opens an eye from his nap looking in your direction.
> Granny Smith and the trio stop their exchange and look in your direction.
> You have disrupted her dream.
> The spot light is on you.
> You force a smile.
"Well we look forward to seeing you and your family!" Again louder than intended with a small anxious laugh.
> "a-alright Princess. Likewise.." she answers in a curious tone.
> But before you can let her get another word in you withdraw from her dream, awoken yourself by the sound of a closing door.
> Your eyes shoot open with a slight gasp.
> A sway in your seat rocks you to clarity.
> A nervous looking Anonymous stands at the entrance with a glass of water.
> "I'm sorry, I hope that didn't wake you up.." he moves quietly to you in the lavish train car with a glass of water.
"N-no.. it's alright dearest." You reassure him.
> He slips into the cushioned seat next to you moving some stray strands of mane away from your face with his free hand.

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>>26928899
> "Just got something to drink..." he offers it to you.
> Accepting it, you grip it with your aura and take a long drink while he rests an arm around you.
> He smiles warmly as your body untensed, relaxing into him.
> "So I guess you did it huh?" His lingering grin, knowing.
> You simply nod.
> "It's not easy is it." He chuckles a little.
> You shake your head still not speaking.
> Anxiety still runs through you though your body relaxed.
> So many things to consider.
> One being, well, what if they don't like you...
*****
"The sun will be up soon, you two stay on post.. And try to look the part will you?.." your hoarse whisper commands two golden armor clad ponies.
> They glance to each other before turning back to you with a sharp nod, "Yes Corporal Sentry."
> Sloppy... What in Equestria did Shield Oath send you...
> With a small snarl you turn towards the barn.
> Glancing up you realize you only have a few minutes of dark to get this done.
> With a hop and a few quiet raising flaps you glide over towards the large red barn doors.
> With cautious effort you push them just enough open to slip in.
> The low moon casted silvery light dimly illuminating the interior, casting long dark shadows.
> So many barrels...
> Don't these filthy Earth Ponies ever rest?..
> You grit your teeth in frustration, as you land silently to your hooves.
> You begin scanning the room.
> Which one of these stupid things do they actually use rather than store?..
> A table with three barrels on it, with one tapped infont of the others catches your eye.
> Hmm..
> You begin to make your way to it as a small glint of light reflects from a tiny corked vile you cary.
> Slinking your way over you begin to examine the one that's tapped already.
> You rock it gently and barely hear an echoing slosh.
> pretty much empty...
> And only enough for one...

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>>26928929
> And only enough for one...

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>>26928929

Dassit friends. I may have some free time to write moar. Feels good to be home, let's keep it alive! As always, hope it's enjoyed.
> Braces for cliffhanger fgt posts.

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>>26929011
Thanks Without always appreciated.
Also I wonder why the hell Celestia or at least Luna hasn't issued the order for Flash's arrest yet. Pretty sure they have enough to go on for at least bringing him in for questioning. I'ma be pretty fucking mad if Applejack or Big Mac drinks the booze.

>>26923454
me = hype

>>26926783
i can't find it now but one of the great early stories was about Rarity the jewel thief. No cheating of any kind there.

>>26929145
see>>26928136

>>26928086
Yes I'll finish it, either in /ntt/ or if anyone recreates the thread, but now I'm working on my H&H day Twilight story, and I try to limit myself to two stories at a time so I don't get swamped

>>26929113
A lot of shit did just went down. Unfortunately this will remind them.

>>26929548
>/ntt/
Where?

>Day strange horse customs in Equestria
>You are Anon, happily-married man of Lyra.
>It's been this way since she broke into your house and you punched her in the snout.
>Poor girl just wanted a sandwich.
>"Anon! Did you forget to close the front door again?!"
>Oh shit.
>DID you?
>You think you might have.
"Oh, hey, sorry about that Lyra. I'll try to remember next time, okay?"
>Lyra runs into the room and glares at you with tear-filled eyes.
>She looks like you've just betrayed her horribly.
>"Anon, haven't you paid attention to your culture lessons with Twilight?"
"No. I've been fucking her instead.
>"Anon, why. I thought we had something special."
>That's the marital trouble.
>It's you.

>>26929011
I love you

>>26930496
This thread >>26896999
never liked the idea of posting in AiE

Did kerb ever finish the green he started in thread 1?

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>>26933487

>>26928136
just re-read the last third of his Rarity story. the part that comes after the story is seemingly over. many what great writing. like, legit, pro level great. it feels like a well polished screen play, kind of a Lost in Translation vibe.
and he writers the characters so bloody well. i really enjoy his Twi.

if you're new to this thread, read it. it's a great example of why people are sticking around so long. assuming you're ok with some fucking hard feels that is.

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>>26933487
>finish the green

Good morning bump

bump before cadance meme pulls this off the board again.

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>>26936755
I was wondering what the fuck happened to the board speed since it's not exactly peek hours. Well now I know

>>26936893
The mod team deserves this for acting like this board has a "huge problem" and then destroying countless threads with little to no fucking reason, and then not owing up to it.

So I don't care.

I hope they push more threads off the board. People are tired of manufactured drama. I literally barely heard ANYONE complain. It just seems like a mod with an attitude problem.

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>>26936942
I see massive shitstorm forming on both sides, yet everyone seems to be missing the point. They act as if the question was "should we ban greentext general", but it is "why were 40+ threads deleted at random, and why is this joke of a sticky still up?"

>>26937012
Pretty much this. Those fucking mods for real?

Guys if the whole board gets nuked again, we should hide in /HHH/ because we all know the mods are gay for horse cock

>>26937141
I think we should raid /co/ so that they remember why the fuck they created this board.

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>>26938694
Someone gets divorced every 10-13 seconds.

>>26938694

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>>26939350
da brice of fredom

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Hi Anons. Have something short but new for now.

>The sun rises up and casts a golden hue across the land.
>The rays penetrate through your curtains and find their way to your eyes.
>Reacting, you begin to stir from your slumber.
>A heavy warmth lies puts pressure on your chest.
>Lifting your heavy eyelids you peer down to where the blanket ends.
>Resting on your chest is the lovely mare you married.
>Placing your hand on her light green mane you begin to scritch behind her ears causing them to twitch.
>She begins to whine slightly as you continue your scratchy assault.
>You whisper into her ear “It's morning sweetie. Time to wake up.”
>She responds by burying herself further into your chest and squeezing you tighter.
>”I don't wanna...”
“I know but I have to get ready for work.”
>”Nooo...” she only tries harder to stay down.
>You run your hand along her back, her beautiful mint green fur feels like silk to the touch.
“Sorry Lyra it's time to get up.”
>She opens her eyes revealing the golden orbs you feel so deeply in love with.
>Her eyes scream of sadness but after being married for two years you're used to the morning ritual.
>You can only return a smile.
“C'mon Lyra, BonBon has probably started breakfast already.”
>Lyra only proceeds to make some more sad horse noises.
>”Well at least take a shower with me.”
“Alright hun.”
>With a quick kiss both of you leave the warmth of your bed and begin to prepare for the day.
...............................................................

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>>26941612
>Heading down the stairs the smell of pancakes fills the air.
>You are Anon and rounding the corner into the kitchen you spot your roommate BonBon finishing up breakfast.
“Morning Bonny.” you say with the biggest enthusiastic smile you could put on.
>She looks over at you with the neutral expression she always gives you.
>”Morning Anon.”
>Walking over to the table she sets down a fresh stack of pancakes.
>”As agreed I make breakfast and you give me lunch.”
“Heh, I got you Bonny. Fair is fair.”
>”I swear if that food stand of yours wasn't as good as it is I'd never be doing this.” says BonBon.
“So you DO think my food is good.”
>A hoof punches your thigh.
>”Don't get ahead of yourself. It's only cause you do some weird magic to the food and your my best friends husband.”
>You can only laugh at how Tsundere she is.
“Magic huh?”
>BonBon gives you a scowl.
>”Yeah magic. I swear I still don't know what Lyra sees in you. Speaking of her where is she?”
>”I'm here!” says Lyra as she comes trotting down the stairs as happy as can be.
>Setting yourself down in your chair, your wife sits next to you and gives you a peck on the cheek.
>”Be nice BonBon, and we both know you love the food Anon cooks at his restaurant.”
>A slight blush comes over BonBon's face.
>”Hmph! If you can call that over sized cart of his a restaurant.”
“I like to think of it as human sized.” you say with a mouthful of pancakes.
>BonBon walks off to take care of the dishes as you and your beloved enjoy the breakfast she made.
>Thinking back to how you got here, you never would have thought this could have happened.
>After arriving in Equestria due to some weird magic experiment failure by the local princess you were quite shocked at first but the locals were all too kind to get to know the new alien resident.

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>>26941633
>After a few years of getting used to pastel colored horses running around you decided to do something with yourself.
>The princess Twilight Sparkle said that since it was technically her fault for you ending up in Equestria in the first place she decided she would help you with whatever career you wanted to pursue.
>So after living in Equestria for a while, eating their bland food, you decided enough was enough and that you would make some proper food.
>You swear unless it's pastries filled with sugar and creams, ponies couldn't cook worth shit.
>After a couple of trips to Canterlots foreign market you returned to Ponyville with an array of Saddle Arabian spices and good quality tofu products.
>With the help of one of the local carpenters you had a small wagon kitchen built so that you could place it in the marketplace of Ponyville.
>Princess Twilight expected more to be spent when you first proposed the idea to her but apparently starting up a food business in Equestria wasn't too expensive.
>Then began the experiments which most of them turned out amazing by pony standards.
>With the right mixes of spices and a few sauces you managed to produce some savory tasting recipes for tofu burgers, tofu dogs, and some bomb ass stir fry.
>You even have a few fish items for ponies brave enough to try them or the occasional griffon passing through.
>The princess still shows up every other day to have your grilled lemon-basil tofu burger.
>The first month was slow at first but your popularity in town boomed once ponies got the courage to try your foods.
>After a the first month passed that was when you really noticed her.
>The mint colored mare that would often play her lyre in the market.
>Her songs would captivate you and made your day of cooking go by so much quicker when you could hear them.
>After closing up shop one day you decided to compliment her on her playing.
>After that things just went from there.

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>>26941665
>Lyra had apparently always wanted to talk to you but was a bit nervous at first.
>She studied ancient myths and legends for a while and humans came up sometimes so she wanted to know more.
>After meeting up almost everyday the two of you began to grow close over the years until eventually here you are today.
>Happily married to a musician and operating a successful business.
>Glancing at the clock you see it is reading just past nine.
“Time to go set up shop for the day.”
>Rising from your chair you brush off any crumbs that might have fallen onto your outfit.
>”Alright Anon have a good day okay.”
>Leaning down you give Lyra a kiss goodbye.
“I will.” you say with a smile.
“You have a good day too BonBon.”
>Without looking back she replies “Yeah yeah have a good day.”
>She tries to act cold but underneath that hard pony is a caring soul.
>Heading out the door you make for the market to set up your kitchen for the lunch rush.
>Today was going to be a good day.

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>>26941670
That's it for now. I know I've been dead for a bit just been pretty busy. Life has been hectic as hell. Just felt like doing something else but I will end up finishing my first story. Will post more later since my weekend is starting and I got literally nothing to do but drink / read.

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>>26939350
>Not having your flag on the moon
Fuck them 3rd world countries

>>26934520
just read his AJ marital problems story too. the feels hurt so good. and such a horribly realistic bleak good end.

>>26944243

>>26945091

>>26944243

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I'm writing the next part of the tea story I started before we got nuked. Hopefully this time I actually post it in the right thread, and not spam innocent Tsun general

Story so far (comic sans edition) - http://pastebin.com/EFTUe6XA

Oh, and this totally is not a joke and I am not lying right now ^:)

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>Guess it's your time to pick the teacup's gauntlet for a staring contest.
>The silence only lasts a few seconds, but it feels like an eternity.
>A very tense eternity, that is eventually broken by the sound of porcelain being put down on a platter.
>It was Shining's.
>"You told me you were going to talk with her about it."
>You scoff and turn your attention to the window on your left.
"I said that I will consider it. Nothing more."
>The unicorn sighs heavily before continuing on.
>"Why do you have to be this insistent on making your life harder?"
>You finally turn your gaze towards your friend, noticing his concerned expression.
>You can also see an orange shape in your peripheral vision trying it's best to hide behind a cookie platter.
"I have already explained why. Whatever I do, someone walks away unhappy. I have no right to force this on someone else."
>The white stallion shakes his head disapprovingly.
>"And I still don't agree. You don't need to hurt yourself to keep Rarity happy. She is your wife, she will understand. You two will be able to find a middle ground and keep both of you happy."
"That's easy for you to say. You don't see her every time she gets back home from one of her exhibitions or fashion shows. Every time she returns from her Canterlot shop with more orders."
>Your eyes inadvertently shift towards your wife's workshop.
>Her sanctuary.
"Every time she wakes up and instantly just goes to her designing. The glint in her eyes, the trance she is in."
>"Rarity does something else than an hour of beautification in the morning? I find it hard to believe."
>You snort. The attempt at diverting the mood didn't cut it for you.
"You know what I mean. She loves it. I can't just take this away from her for some selfish reason."
>Suddenly, Flash chimes in.
>"But she loves you too Anon. And right now she is leaving one of her loved things in pain. Had she known that, there is no way she wouldn't do everything in her power to fix it."

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>>26948056

>You look at the pegasus in surprise.
"When did you become so romanticizing?"
>He shrugs.
>"Serving under the Princess of Love is ought to have some influence, right?"
"You're not directly her subordinate, unless something has changed."
>"That's not the point. The prince is right and you can feel it deep inside."
>He points at Shining who begins to nod vigorously.
>You on the other hand begin rubbing your temples.
"Do you really expect me to just walk up to Rari and straight up ask for more attention? Like some kind of kid with a mother who has to work at home?"
>"That's a weak comparison." The unicorn picks up "You used to be better at those."
>You give him an angry look which causes his ears to deflate again.
>"What I mean is that it's not at all unreasonable to feel neglected in a relationship like this. You give and take from each other, that's how it should go."
>Flash takes his turn in nodding before adding
>"You can't just burn out for her Anon. I know you, and I know that you are willing to do that. But love should be about both sides feeding each other's flames, both giving into the other."
>His eyes light up with a glint as he goes on.
>"You think that you help her by taking the burden, but it's not true. There should be no burden to begin with. Love should be like a dance, a balanced whirlwind of passion and emotions."
>You suddenly notice that your mouth is open.
>"And if one of the dancers has a broken leg, then trying to hide it and keep going will only hurt everyone in a long run."
>He finally settles in his chair, his eyes jumping between you and equally stunned Shining Armor with an increasing discomfort.
"Bloody hell, now that I know what kinds of letters you've been sending to Twilight I understand why she has brought you here."
>He cringes and blushes at the same time.

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>>26948529
hope there's no cucking going on in this story
ah can't take anymore feels
would probably kill me

keep going

>>26948619
I'm unwilling to spoil much, but I'm trying to break some of the repeated schematics a lot of greens here seemed to have followed.

One of the ways I'm doing this is by actually trying to give Flash a character and a real purpose

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>>26948662
pleas don't make flash fucking rarity
I'm beeing serious you are thechnically killing me

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>>26941694

>>26947570
Here I was thinking you died with the thread.

>>26948662
>One of the ways I'm doing this is by actually trying to give Flash a character and a real purpose

Unfortunately, your attempt is ruined by the fact you're still shipping him with my waifu.

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>>26949823
Hey man, your waifu is shipping herself with him. He ain't dun nuthing

>>26949743
I was already dead inside

>>26948854
Without spoiling much, I want some level of feels to happen. Not spoiling how or where. So uh, don't sudoku yourself senpai

>>26924476
>You skid next to Anon’s body, and start franticly trotting on place.
>Oh no oh no what to do, what to do?
>Um does he still have a pulse?
>You place your left ear over his chest, waiting for anything to happen.
>Seconds feels like hours.
>You monetarily stop breathing, hoping that your worse fear will be denied.
> Suddenly you feel something tighten around your neck, cutting off chance to breathe.
>You are then whipped through the hole, and slammed onto the ground.
>You aren’t given much time to understand what happen, as you feel yourself lifted off the ground.
>A searing hot pain lances through your body, as something slashes you diagonally.
>Whatever harmed you had thankfully thought to toy with you, instead of finishing this quickly.
>A mistake you plan to capitalize on.
>You quickly wrap a magic bubble around you, and with a thought explode it
>Creating a shockwave that forces everything away from you.
>You are dropped to the ground.
>Coughing and gasping for air.
>You absentmindedly push a hoof against you fresh wound.
>Wincing at the pain as it surges anew, you move your hoof away.
>Staring down, you see your hoof cover in blood.
>It seems you were cut deeper than you thought.
>”You are the BIGGEST pain in my ass you know that Sparkle!”
>looking up, you can see the monster standing up on shaking legs.
>How it know who you are is unimportant.
>What is important is this thing had the audacity to attack you and Anon.
>And you are going to make it rue this day for making such an act.

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Aw man forgot my picture
>>26950972
>You move you hooves apart, wings spread, and you lower your head towards the ground.
>Your mind flashes spell after spell.
>Settling on one, your horn glows with magical energy.
>Three grapefruit sized balls appeared in front of you.
>Shooting them at your enemy, they soar with blinding speed.
>The monster responds by spreading it wings, and taking flight.
>See as they weren’t going to hit anything, you detonate the balls, cause a magical explosion.
>But if it thinks taking to the sky will save it from your wrath, it is laughably mistaken.
>You start multitasking two spells.
>One commands the magic in the ground to splitter the earth, creating medium sized shards of rock.
>Your second spell is use to trap the monster with telekinesis.
>You force the monster downward, while you send the shards upwards.
>It screams on its way down.
>It screams louder on impact.
>One of the shards tear through its wing, leaving a hole in the leathery skin.
>You continue to force the monster down.
>Repaying it in kind by slamming it in the ground.
>Your horn crackle with electricity, you fire at where the monster is.
>But before the lightning could connected, the monster dodges to the side.
>The lightning bolt strikes the ground, kicking up dust, and rocks.
>While in midair, the monster flings its tail at you.
>Forming a crystal barrier around you, the tail plinks off harmlessly in front of you.

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One last part before going to sleep

>>26948529
>"No kidding, I didn't know we were hiring into the Royal Guard from local poetry appreciation circles."
>Failing to endure the double-fronted assault, Flash tries his best to sink into the chair.
>You're about to attempt a diffuse of this situation when you hear a heavy knocking on the door.
>All 3 pairs of eyes turn towards the corner obstructing the view of the main door from where you sit.
"Huh, I wasn't expecting anyone else today."
>You say with a raised eyebrow.
>"Maybe Rarity is back already?"
>Shining asks.
>You shake your head while getting on your feet, carefully sliding your chair away.
>Don't want any scratches on the impeccable floor now do we?
"She won't be back until tomorrow afternoon, she has a fashion show to attend to in the morning. And since she was talking about it for about a month now, there's no way she gave up on it."
>The unicorn nods before grabbing his discarded teacup in the magical mist.
>"Guess there's only one way to find out now."
>You quickly glance at slightly less compressed Flash before turning around.
"Guess there is."
>The thudding sound resonates again before you manage to make your way over there.
>Someone is in a hurry to get inside.
>Which really makes no sense, since all of Rarity's friends knew about her trip.
>And no customers were scheduled on this day either, so that shouldn't be the case too.
>The cute little mailmare has already came this morning, so that option's also out.
>Then who?
>For the third time the dull sound echoes out in the hallway you're in.
"I'm going, calm your tail before you dent the door."
>You shout at the unknown assailant.
>Well, as a wise philosopher once said - "Only one one way to find out."
>Of course by 'once' you meant 30 seconds ago.
>And by a 'philosopher' you mean a tea addict.
>Something something, kettle and the pot.
>You chuckle internally and open the door.
>"Hi Anon, is Rarity home?"
>Asks Lyra Heartstrings.

>>26953250

high quality bump

>>26918855
>You will never hug a pone
I wonder if they are soft

>>26954918
bump

>>26955551
This

>>26956237
is

>>26957268
a

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>>26958980
robbery

>>26959330
of

a

Drawfag here, I m bored
Gimme some requests

>>26960072
Draw a zebra stealing Scoots scooter

>>26953250

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>>26960282
here you go

>>26961509
"zigger stole my scoot"

>>26960072
draw anon getting cucked. these faggots all love that shit.

>>26960072
Twilight trying to wake anon up inside but he doesn't want to.

>>26960072
Celestia/Twilight/Luna trying and failing to mask their grief with joy as their husband Anon celebrates his 40th birthday. The party should be fun for all but the knowledge that Anon is closer to a death the Alicorn will have to face is killing them on the inside.

>>26963557
Now would you ask that and not mention Anon getting his revenge in the end

Would Maud Pie make a good wife, or is she too autistic for any kind of long-term commitment?

>>26965679
>Would Maud Pie make a good wife

Yes, just not for the impatient or emotionally starved.

>>26962550

>>26965679
She can be if you don't mind her leaving for long periods of time, don't mess with Pinkie in anyway, shape or form, and if you enjoy her rock poems

>>26968107
>and if you enjoy her rock poems
so, if you're mentally deficient.
just like a mare, assuming whatever she likes you should to.
oh wait, colts do the same thing.

>>26968206
Hey if you want someone that's batshit insane about something you have to deal with the pros and cons that come with it, but if you can't, Maud might cheat on you with Tom the Boulder

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Bumping with content, fite me.

>>26951616
>You look down at the mint-coated pony who is giving you her trademark smile.
>She seems to almost always have it, regardless of situation.
>Sure, she does show other emotions, all just as exaggerated as her grin, but the cheerful smile is always her dominant one.
>Not that you blame her for it, it's just the way she is.
>And for the exaggeration part, you did marry an overly dramatic fashionista with ability to materialize couches out of thin air just to add to the act.
>So you got used to it after a while.
>"Umm, Anon?"
>Oh, you're floating in the space again.
>Typical.
"Sorry, but she is not. She won't be back until tomorrow evening, but I'm not sure if she will be opening the shop for customers then. Road fatigue and such."
>Lyra's grin fades in an instant, together with her ears folding back.
>But it lasts maybe a second before she goes back to get happy self just as quick.
>"Well that's ok I guess. Perhaps you can help me instead?"
>You frown in surprise.
>Pretty much all of your wife's clients want to work with her, and for a good reason - you know nothing about making dresses.
>Appreciating them, sure. But creating? Aw hell no.
"I am not sure Lyra. If it is clothing related, then I am about as qualified as one of Fluttershy's animals."
The unicorn giggles before replying.
>"Oh don't worry about that. My order should be completed by now, it's just a matter of me trying it on and seeing how it fits."
>You nod.
>This does make more sense, and seems like something you could handle.
>Maybe.
"Alright then, come on in."
>You point towards the workshop area and watch as Lyra cheerfully trots in with a real spring in her step.
>This pony man.

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>>26964406
here you go...
I started with celestia so I can post it here and in /sun/, twilight/luna versions will follow
gonna change that background later and add some party guests as well as some shadows
hope you like it though

>>26970182
Good job drawfriend! I can't believe you made my request, it looks great.

>>26970182
Drawfag coming in clutch

>>26970182
Great work m8

>>26972609

>>26975119

>>26975850

Don't you die on me yet, thread! you have so much cucking to live for

>>26969505
Lyra a cute

>>26976232

>>26977226
Waiting for Without

>>26977912

>>26969505
curious as to what the marital problem here is gonna be.

>>26970182
fuck, hits too close to home.

What happened to all the writefags?

>>26980562
Mass suicide. Business as usual on this board.

to the first page

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>>26980562
The heat man, the heat. In 3 days it jumped like 16 degrees, my brain is boiling right now.

I have an assload of shit to do this week, ending Thursday. Sowwy.

>>26980562
Still here Anon I've been on the fence for a few days on if I'm going to be a little bitch and change my ending, like I changed 90% of the story so far, or if I'm going to stick to my guns, and end the way I envisioned it when I first started writing it.

>>26981295
I'd kill to be wherever you are right now. It's 25°F and my yard and sidewalk are both covered in snow.

Not much snow, mind you, but still snow nonetheless.

>>26981295
Ayyyy, AssaultTurtle, what happened to your immortal anon story?

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>>26981892
W-what story? I don't know what you mean, haha.

For real though, I was stuck in place with it for a while, and yet had an idea for what I'm writing here. So I started that, but I'm still trying to think around the awkward spot I wrote myself into with the Deathpone story.

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>>26982413
make somepony find his corpse, i'd really like to see raritys reaction to anons 'death'

also where will you be posting the next updates of dearhpone story?

OH NO

OH NOO

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>>26982504
I'm currently 'occupying' RD threads, but the last 3-4 have been a bit... odd. A massive shitstorm tier of odd. I could switch to AiE, but that's also a scary prospect since I never really lurked it. Unless I mention otherwise on my pastebin, it's going to be RD general for now.

>>26984151
Though judging by the way things are heading with /mlp/ recently, I might have to switch to some cosy spot in /trash/ or Fimfiction. Seriously, why have a cancer containment board if you can have 1 mod start deleting threads at random anyway?

writefag here: I work late tonight, but I can contribute and try to keep the thread alive.

I need to spread my wings out from RGRE anyway.

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>>26985106
>RGRE

Don't go in back there announcing that you write here, they are allergic to the mentions of this thread.

What did you write in RGRE?

>>26985949
I've been lurking and bumping both threads for over a year now and I still don't understand this.

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>>26987111
It's because of >muh cuckoldry maymay. Nothing new

Pic unrelated

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>reading loki's prince anon & celestia
>tfw sunfag

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>>26987399
>tfw moonfag
>you read as she eventually descends into madness and chaos with no way to stop it

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>>26987477
OH, HEY, THANKS BRO, I KINDA WASN'T AT THAT PART YET.
I MEAN I KNEW SHE HAD THAT CHAOS MAGIC AND SHIT, BUT THANKS, DUDE.

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>>26987510
>put spoiler in a spoiler tag
>designed to conceal spoilers
>that people shouldn't read
>if they want to avoid spoilers
>it didn't work

>>26987510
why says that's how it ends? (as opposed to just what happens on the way)

>>26984151
>I could switch to AiE, but that's also a scary prospect since I never really lurked it.

The only way you can fuck up there is by being an attention whore. You would just have to deal with the decreased readership from having your own private thread though.

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>>26987399
>>26987477
>tfw Twifag

>>26990453
The fuck is going on in /ntt/.

>>26990486
I couldn't tell you. I left when it was just image spamming of the same pics each thread

>>26985106
Welcome aboard, friend. If you notice the ship is sinking, do not be alarmed. It's been doing that for months.

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>>26990434
I've let go of my thread a while ago. Couldn't post fast enough for it not to turn into a bumpfest. So that's out of equation.

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>>26991686
I miss the 'Accidental Murder' thread

>>26989931

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>>26992302
I miss the butthurt /mlpg/ lurkers trying to convince us that there is no such thing as "accidental murder"

Also
>tfw the original prompt would be now illegal thanks to the mod's damage control protocols

asdf

Is this the cuckold thread?

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>>26970182
>>26964406
aight, here's a 20% better version

I wanted to add a few party guests but I wasn't quite sure what expression they would have on celestia crying so I left them out.

Should I do a Twilight and a Luna version too, but with different backgrounds?

also bump

>>26994642
no, fuck off

>>26995192
Is it just me, or does Anon's head look... odd. Like he has a bone sticking out of the side? Right to the left of cap's string.

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>>26995434
probably because it is a bone, anon

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>>26995478
You don't say? What I mean is, why is it accented so hard? It feels like his other tissues collapsed

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>>26995511
check em'

probably because he's supposed to be 'old' (if you think 40 is old) and to look somehow 'old' and this is just a little detail to make him look older
I just overdid it, im sorry anon

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>>26995600
It's ok, I was just not sure if this is some kind of clenching, or you trying to make him look old. Because I don't really view 40 year old people as "that old", especially for a man.

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An anon told me this was the cuck-in-denial thread. Is that true?

>>26996179
It's the cuckcold thread.

Twilight getting impregnated by Flash Sentry while anon watches? This is the thread for you.

Discord pounding celestias horse pussy while anon watches and cries like a pussy? Bingo.

Spike filling raritys womb with his superior dragon seed while anon sits in the corner and watches? Absolutely.

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>>26996179

>>26996179
That poor bastard.
>"P-poundcake, Pumkin, settle down you two."
>'You're not our reeaaal dad!'

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>>26996244
Strange, I thought /mlp/ enjoys cuckoldry. Seeing how we have a mod indulging himself in a non-consensual sex with the board, and a lot of people are watching and jacking off to that. Especially you folk at mlpg

>>26996179
fucks sake

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>>26996179

Alright I've settled on an ending update in a bit

>>26951005
>Grabbing the tail with magic, you envision it engulfed in flames.
>And by your will, the magic see it done.
>Igniting the tip in a violet flames, that starts moving down the rest of the tail at a rapid pace.
>In its desperation to avoid a fiery end, the monster starts hacking at the base of its tail, with its claws.
>Stop, drop, and roll still works on fire created by magic.
>Unfortunately it doesn’t know that.
>Before the final slash with its left claw could fully sever the tail.
>The fire reaches the base, catch the claw on fire, as the tail is lopped off.
>The wail that follow is something so unnatural, you doubt you’ll be able to find anything else like it in Equestria.
>You’re also being unusually brutal right now.
>Yes it was trying to kill you and Anon.
>The only time you used magic this offensive, was against Triek.
>And this thing is nowhere near him in any way, shape, or form.
>Pity rears its head, as you see the monster trying to put the fire on its hand out.
>Yeah this has gone on long enough.
>Charging a beam spell, you wait for an opportunity to cast it.
>With the fire extinguish the monster turns its head.
>You take the shot.
>The spell flies through the air, before it lances through the monsters eye.
>All movement cease, and the body begins to rapidly disintegrate before your eyes.
>Yeah you won wo-.
>You almost fall forward, barely catching yourself.
>Right you’ve been wounded.
>Look down, you see a whole lot of blood.
>Yikes you’re hurt a lot more than you thought.
>And now that adrenaline is starting to wear off, you feel light headed.
>Yet Anon is in worse condition than you.
>Managing to pull enough thoughts together, you teleport next to his body.
>You lay across him, as your grip on the waking world starts to slip.

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>>27000744

>You'll never get to bang Starlight Glimmer
>We'll never get a quality Starlight story finished

im looking for something with domestic abuse. i would prefer an anonxpinkie pie one

nein

>>27001541
I want MnM to return

>>27003184
second

>>27003184
I want Loki to return

>>27004072
Right there with you pal.

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>>27001664
>domestic abuse
>pinkie
You monster, why would you want to harm that adorable pink horse?

>>27004190
there was once a short story were Anon cheated on Pinkie, and she know. In that same story Anon abused Pinkie, and she tried to cover it up, saying it was her fault that he was unhappy with her. How do that make yo feel?

>>27004241
Paste?

Is RokoPoko ever going to update his "What it means to be family" pastebin? And is he ever going to continue it?

>>27004190
>implying it wouldn't be Anon who gets his shit beaten out of

>>27004273
Don't think there ever was one, and if there is one, you would be hard pressed to find it, as it was posted back when Loki and Fife was still updating.

>>27004241
I think I know what short story you're talking about, and I say the same thing.
Why would you want to harm that adorable pink horse?

>>27004398
Some people want to watch the world burn man.

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>>27004398
I just feel like she'd be the most submissive of the 6, as long as you get it in her mindset that it's what makes you happy

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>>27004398
there's also a thing about making the element of Laughter and bringer of smiles hurt in ways she thought she could overcome

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>>27004398

Anyone got a paste for the satyr that is unfinished?

>>27005210

>>27000744
thx for keeping us alive tla!

sadf

>>26921966
>when did I get popular enough to have people troll around with my trip.
I don't know. I have seen lots of your work and when I see a thread with your green on it I know it's gonna be good. Honestly I think others just noticed you are a great writer and when someone becomes popular anywhere there will be trolls.

>>26964406
>>26995192

Make this a story

>>27009356
Seconding this.

>>27006664
No problem.

>>27007924
Thx mate, although I have a lot of thing to work on before I can say I'm a great writer

>>27004072
>>27003184
And Without

>>27009356
>>27009812
Give me a few hours
I have a lab 5 hour lab session to do today

53 cucks in this thread

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>>27010996
>54

Ftfy

>>27010933
YES

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>>27010933

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>>27005183
>>27005199
>>27005210
How can you do this to Pank

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>>27011668

We hurt the ones we love

>>27010310

Im back from lab
Just going to finish this lab report as my phone charges.
Then i'll start to write.

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>>27012680
Are you painting your report then? What kind of labs are those, renaissance oil painting labs?

>>27012813
Its for Electrical Engineering Tech. Course.
We basically just measure voltage on different current paths.

Speaking of accidental murder, what about accidental cheating? Like, during estrus, mares can get mounted by just about whoever, just about WHENever.

Remember those public sex threads where Anon fucks some random mare and it's met with annoyance at worst? Like that.

Anon catches his ponywaifu doing what ponies do naturally and is devastated. He yells at her, packs his shit, and fucks RIGHT off somewhere else.

Ponywaifu is distressed and doesn't know why Anon suddenly hates her. She tries her best to get Anon back while Anon does his best to move on with life and leave her in the past.

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>>27013727
>claiming pone's are like ponies or horses and behave the same way

>>27013727
Wow, I didn't know /r9k/ was here writing greens.

>>27013782
Or we can have another story where Twilight has sex with Flash Sentry and then spends the rest of the (inevitably unfinished) story crying and wondering why she would ever cheat on a PERFECT HUSBANDO like Anon.

>Thread spends so long denying that it is not "cuck general"
>Actively moves away from ideas that don't involve cucking

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>>27013873
Yep. This kinda shit is why I have to hide that my story is MP related if I want to post it anywhere else.

>>27013727
i feel like we've had that already. actually, Fife's story (and much of the original prompt extensions) kinda started out that way.

>>27013782
drop it dude. it's a tired argument.

Is this what purgatory feels like?

>>27014705
Maybe I don't know none of us is dead yet

>>27015524
don't be so sure. i strongly suspect my life doesn't actually qualify as life.
or at least i assume that's what is meant by the frequent suggestions to rectify the situation.

>>27015524
If we're going to get metaphysical, then you really can't be sure that anything you're experiencing right now is real. Think about when you dream - unless you're lucid, you have no reason to doubt that you're awake at the time, and it only becomes obvious that you were asleep and dreaming after you wake up. How do you know that right now is any different?

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>>27011736
And we hurt the ones we hate anyway.

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>>27013727
>Estrus
Gentlemen, this is the greatest cancer of our time.

>>27017423
Estrus isn't the problem here though, you could easily spin it as Anon trying to remain faithful to his waifu, or take it from the mare's POV and show her trying to remain faithful, or have Anon go everywhere with his waifu to make sure no stallions tries to mess with her. But instead it's a generic "wahh my wife *cough* Twilight *cough* cheated on me, I know let me find (insert writers waifu here) and stick my dick in her, then I'll live happily ever after."

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>>27015524
I actually had a headache so bad yesterday that I felt like I was dying.

And I realised that I wouldn't mind if I don't wake up tomorrow

>>27017423
>>27018245
>>27013727
Estrus is bullshit

>>27012680
still waiting for your story

>>27019691
He closed a circuit with his body and died a hero. Rip in peace

>>27019654

>>27019716
You're close
My battery charger PCB caused my rechargeable batteries to melt when i was helping another student.

I have to rebuild another one and buy 8 new batteries.
I put my work before anything else.

>>27021628
Im at the etching process
Im going to write for a while.

>>27013873
>it has to be my story idea or nothing else

Have you actually went through the pastebins?

>>27018948
Yes mares becoming massive turbo sluts just because is stupid, but its a problem that can be written about, hell you could even write it as Anon's wife(insert writer's waifu here) doesn't want Anon to leave the house, so he can pleasure her until it's over.

>>27022069
most of the patsebin don't cover all the one shots that was posted in this thread, and as someone whose been following this thread for a long time, Adulterous Twilight stories outnumber ever other story by a landslide

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>>27023079
>Anon's wife(insert writer's waifu here) doesn't want Anon to leave the house, so he can pleasure her until it's over

I'm okay with this

estrus ist sill bullshit though

>>27023079
The point is that kind of story is not the only type in this thread anymore. Acting otherwise is just being purposefully ignorant.

buop

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>>27017067
oh god, so cute

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>>27018760
i know the feeling anon, but it always passes.

besides, you wouldn't want to make pic related would you?

>>27025510

>>27000744
>You are Anon
>And you should be used to waking up in the worst possible feeling by now.
>But you’re not.
>And today sucks more than usual because of a massive migraine.
>Great now that you’ve add another thing to complain about, you should try at least open your eyes to see if you’re dead, or not.
>Slowly but surely, your eyelids pry themselves open.
>Alright you see a white roof, so there is a good likelihood that you’re not dead, maybe.
>For the next few moments you stare up at the celling while blinking every now and then.
>The unfortunate news is now you get to add blinking to the list of things that should be effortless, but under your current condition, is the hardest fucking thing to do.
>Now that you’ve conquered one obstacle today.
>You can try to sit up.
>The second you try to move your back muscles however, you feel an immediate pain that goes through your entire back.
>Yeah no, that’s not happening anytime soon.
>Instead you try to move your head around to get a better look at your surroundings.
>You manage, with minimal pain to turn your head to the left.
>You’re surprised to see two purple blobs sitting next to you.
>And you’re even more surprised when you see one of them move.
>Focusing your eyes, you try to make out minor details.
>Green spines, purple scales, a short lizard with a big head and eyes.
>Yep that’s Spike.
>Then that means the other purple blob is Twilight.
>Well duh of course it is.
>She did kinda of saved you from…
>Wait, holy shit what happen to Lilac!
>While you was thinking, Spike slowly gets off of Twilight’s lap.
>His claws making light scratching sounds, as he walks towards you.
>When he reaches the side of the bed, he finishes rub his right eye with his right arm, before looking up at you.
>”Hey Anon, too you long enough to wake up”.

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>>27021649

Here is what i wrote so far.
If it looks like a report, then my bad.

>>27027734
My bad anon
I have to put my work before anything else.

The giant throne doors glow in a purple hue. Giving the royal inside a guess at who it is.
“I’m here Princess Celestia! I still need to get use to these wings.”
Twilight says as she bows to her.

“Rise my student, you already know that there’s no need for that,” Celestia says in her trademark motherly tone. “Did you manage to see Anonymous on the train on your way here.”

“Yes I did Princess. By my calculations, he should be here in 40 mins.” she says while rubbing her chin. “Why do you need to know this?” Twilight puts on a curious look. Hoping for Celestial to answer her question.

Celestia gets off her throne and walks towards Twilight. Knowing that she would have to face this conflict sooner than later. Celestia comes up with an idea.
“Twilight, I’m going to assign you another test.” The purple pony’s eyes go huge and smiles.
“Really,” she says happily. “It's been so long since I been on an adventure. Where am i going? Do i have to bring the girls with me?”

Celestia just smiles at her. Deep inside she felt the same sadness from another time. ‘She’ll have to get used to this,’ Celestia says in her mind.
“No. This test will be of your physical and mental strength. However, this test will be over a long period of time. I will understand if you deny to take this,” the last line she used so it will trick Twilight into taking the test.

“I accept this test Princess,” Twilight says as she raises her head in determination. ‘If only she knew the pain she will face.’

“Excellent, now let's go to the Castle Garden. We have a party to plan.” ‘And moments to remember.’
A banner that reads “Happy 40th B-day Nonny” takes a purple and yellow glow as it is raised and taped onto two pillars. The ponies responsible wipe their foreheads and look at their work.

“10 years,” Twilight says with content. “10 years since we have been together as a family.”

>>27027845
She takes out her horn band from her bag and stares at it. The sight of the band gives her a flashback of when Anon first proposed to them back then. The same feeling she had then lived on for everyday. Knowing that today will mark a decade, it made the feeling strengthen.

She looks towards Celestia. She can see the excitement on her face. But, she felt like it was only on the outside.
“It’s quite of a surprise,” Celestia adds on. “He was the only one who caught Luna’s attention. I remembered how she talked about her day with him. Her stories made me kind of-” she paused for a moment. “-Jealous.”

“So you decided to hang around him,” Twilight said as she looked towards Celestia. “Your jealousy caused him to meet me. Remember?”

Celestia adapted an uneasy face. “Yes, I do. It wasn’t until a week later when he started to stay in the castle.”
Both princess looked back to the banner. “A week turned into a month,” Celestia said.

“And a month turned into a year and further on,” added Twilight.

“Which gave us the time of our life,” another voice said.
Celestia turned to meet her sister as she landed onto the grass below. She reached for her and shared a hug.

“Sorry for eavesdropping on your conversation girls, but i could not resistance the nostalgia you two have given .” she says as she hugged twilight.

“Luna,” Celestia said as she looked around her. “Where’s Anon’s cake? Please don’t tell me you forgotten?” The last line she said in a calm-panic tone.

>>27027854
Luna simply chuckled at her sister’s outburst. “Don’t fret sister, it is in the oven as we speak. I know how you hate it when we let the servants do something for us when it’s our sentimental events.”

Celestia calmed down at her answer. ‘Still a child at heart dear sister. I hate for you to go through this.’ “You got me a little worried there Luna. How long until it is ready?” She asked.

“It better be ready in a few minutes,” Twilight says as she enters the conversation. “Anon will be here in 15 minutes.” She says with a hint of worry in her tone.

“Awww, and waste more time without my girls.”

The three Princesses turn to the familiar voice then had heard for years.

“Anon!” they all shout and hasteful make their way towards him. Celestia being the first one to be hugged and kissed by him. She watches as Anon hugs and kisses the others longer. ‘Why do i get a quick peck?’ Her jealousy kicks in but melts away as she takes a closer look at Anon.

“My dear! You look awful.” Her words make Twilight and Luna look at him.

“By the moon what happened to you! Your shirt is barely intact!” Luna adds.

Twilight casually rubs against Anon. Her tail wiping the dust off of him. “Did a bunch of manticores get in your way?” she says in a mocking tone. “What happened to-” she takes a male stance. Her arms flexed inward to her chest while she’s on her hind legs. “-I’m not that old Twiley. You don’t have to watch over me. No creature can’t even lay a finger on me. Even with or without magic.” she stops her mocking session and lets out a giggle. “And i’m standing here. Alive. Plus I need to stay fit,” he gives Twilight a smug grin. “I need to protect my mares.” Anon pursues a kiss from Twilight. ‘why can’t we be like that. They always prefer the “young” ones.’ “Anyhoo, what’s this for,” Anon cracks his back. Which gives Celestia a hint that her theories are correct.

>>27027861
‘Be strong girls, don’t be like me.’

He walks around the garden. “Hmmm. Balloons, streamers, ribbons, and-” he finally looks up at the banner. His face cringed as he read 40.

“-Wow, am i really that old?” He turns to the ponies, pointing at himself.

“Sadly yes,” Luna says as she walks to his other side. “And you’re still as handsome when we first met.” Her words lead them to another kiss. ‘*wimper.’

“So...where’s the cake?” Anon asked as he takes a seat by the table. His attention turned towards the girls.

Luna sheeply grins as the two ponies look at her. “It will be a while until the cake is done. I hoped to be done sooner, but it looks like I was not fast enough.” Luna frowns at her failure.

“Luna,” Anon makes his way to her and runs his fingers through her mane. “It’s not all of your fault. Actually,”
Anonymous taps his finger on his chin. He thinks about a good way to kill time, and a way to have fun with his mares.
“We can do something very quick,” his face adapting a bedroom look. He makes his way towards Celestia. Knowing that she would probably enjoy it as much a he will.

He starts off by rubbing behind her ear. ‘Got to get them unexpected’ he thinks to himself. He proceeds to get closer to said ear.
“Tag!” he yells as her makes distance between the girls. “If you find me you’ll get a prize!”

That all i wrote for now.
Will upadte soon
>>27027861
That super paragraph at the bottom
Writing on a phone is harder than it looks.

>>27027873
interdasting

>>27027873
So is Anon married to all three princesses, or did I misinterpret?

>>27029153
All three.
Some parts are in different perspectives.
Forgot the name for that.

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>>27030147
>all three

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I didn't write anything yesterday, because I felt too good. A funny, yet dangerous thing about my productivity, how it ties in with something as silly as my mood. Oh well, should amend that today

>>27030934
>>26995192
>>26964406
I think i misinterpret it as Twilight&Celestia&Luna

Oh well
I put too much thought into this one
I'll continue on
Soon

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>If cuckoldry is your thing, this is your thread.

>>27027873
I like what you're doing but a bit of proofreading and formatting would do this story a world of good.

>>27032573
I'm not majoring in english
It gets beyond complicated in literature

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>>27032841
>I'm not majoring in english

It's like you want a job or something

>>27032841
I like were this is going, but it's a little hard to tell who is speaking. The easiest way to fix this is to give each person their own sentence when they start talking, and since you have multiple people talking put the first letter of their name to give an indication as to who is talking at the time

>>27035689
Alrighty then
I'll add that to the last part

But not in the next update
There will only be a 1 on 1 conversation until then

>>27034058

>>27036046
Make it green if you can

>>27037954
I used to write green
But i grew out of it
Plus the > takes up character space for potiental words or punctuation

>>27031438
your pic describes my most days... minus the reason.

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>>26969505
>You let the pony move on ahead as you peek your head around a corner to see your two guests.
"I hope you guys don't mind, it's a customer who wants to recieve her order."
>Flash begins to shake his head with a bit too much energy, which causes Shining to giggle before saying
>"It's okay, we wouldn't want to sabotage your wife's business for the sake of making fun of each other."
"Alright, thanks. It shouldn't be long at all."
>You see the unicorn nod before you retract yourself back and catch up to Lyra.
>She is waiting for you before the entrance to the workshop, and has a concerned expression.
>"I didn't know you have guests Anon. I don't want to interrupt."
>You wave your hand dismissively.
"Nah, it's ok. Since you just want to retrieve your dress it will be just a moment."
>"Are you sure? I mean, I didn't mean to be so intrusive."
>You walk past her and open the door leading to the clothing sanctuary.
"Well, the longer we argue about it, the more time it takes. So how about you just take my word for it when I say it's no problem."
>The minty pony looks at you for just about a second, before smiling again.
>"Thanks, you're the nicest human I've ever met."
>You snort and enter the room behind her.
"Boy did I have some stiff competition to overcome on that."
>The unicorn chuckles as you walk towards Rarity's ledger.

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>>27040961
>Whatever it was that Lyra ordered, should be in here.
>Ever since you've offered your help with your wife's work, she begun writing down each customer, and each product she would make for them.
>Of course, she understood it perfectly.
>You can't say the same about you however.
>Maybe you're picky, but noting down a 'pile #3a' as a storage place seems a bit ambiguous.
>But Rarity knew how to move around it, and it was her workplace.
>Too bad it jeopardized the whole helping with her work idea, oh well.
>You quickly glance over the list of customers, and notice a severe lack of Lyras in there.
"When did you place your order exactly?"
>You look up from the book to see one flustered mint pony.
>"Oh, um, about two weeks ago."
>You nod, and scan the right area extra carefully.
>Alas, still no luck.
"Are you sure? I can't seem to find you?"
>You flip a few pages to check the payments list.
"Did you buy it upfront, or just commission it? That could help me find you, and your dress."
>You briefly notice a blush on Lyra's cheeks, and her hoof nervously beating at the floor.
>"I, uh..."
>But before she manages to finish, you catch a glimpse of a huge, ornate 'L' on a page you were about to pass.
>You look down.
>Sure enough, there she was.
>'Lyra Hearthstrings, a special dress'
>What follows is a bunch of out-of-context words that don't say much to you, but were put there by Rarity to store her ideas.
>Like 'exquisite', or 'brash'.
"Whoa. I found you."
>You say without lifting your eyes from the ledger.
>"O-oh. That's nice."
"Nice?"
>You ask with surprise before looking at the awkwardly smiling pony.
"Why didn't you tell me you're a special customer?"
>Her smile quickly wanes, and her pupils shrink.
>"Special?"
>You raise the book and point to her name.
>Which is just below the last customer on the VIP page, Princess Luna.

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What have I done, I have no idea how to describe a dress

>>27041007
>The scared expression quickly changes to the one of pure shock.
>"Wow. Is that a page for... royalty?"
>You glance over to the list.
"Not really, Count Coloratura is mostly just a stage name. But it is a page for special ponies, extra important ones."
>You put down the ledger and take note of the storage spot of her dress, surprisingly clear one.
"You never said you were a VIP, what gives?"
>You make your way towards the side room as Lyra walks towards the desk with her eyes still glued to her name.
>"I... didn't know."
>You snort before opening door.
"You didn't know that you're important? Did your royal servants not say that? Or was it the fans who only were on your head for 20 hours a day, instead of the usual 24?"
>You can see the minty cheeks turning red once again.
>"I'm not important Anon. This is... I don't understand why I'm here."
"Well, Rarity clearly thinks otherwise, since you're on that list."
>You shrug, and turn around to face the smaller room.
"But that's the matter between you two I guess, so you have to ask her."
>It doesn't take long before you spot the right mannequin.
"Oh my."
>Holy shit, this is a royal dress.
>The body is made from a silky, cyan-colored material that seems to flow gently from the front, even when still.
>A handful of topazes are scattered along the way, in a chaotic, yet somehow proper fashion.
>The front has a white ornament, with some silver streams on either side.
>There is also a silver, star shaped necklace hanging in there, no doubt custom made to fit with the outfit, as the heart of it is a clear, pure diamond that blends in perfectly with the whiter material.
>You might not know much about dress making.
>But even you can tell when something is made with a lot of heart poured into it.
>And this is definitely one such thing.
>You hear hoofsteps behind you, and a long gasp to follow.
>"I... can't believe it."

>>27041176
I need more

>>27042738

>>27041176
moar

>It's been ~500 years since Lunas banishment when a green, ape like creature, named Anon showed up for the first time
>Celestia kept him in canterlot for observation and....stuff
>They talked and had fun
>Celestia had finally someone to talk to and to share her thoughts with
>They eventually grew closer and got married
>Celestia felt save near him but had a nagging fear of losing him again
>She searched the old archive for a spell to make Anon immortal or bind his body to equestria
>She casted the spells she found on Anon without his acknowledge on him while he was asleep
>Nothing really seemed to work
>Anon died from a heart attack at the age of 45
>Celestia spent the following two years searching for a way to get Anon back
>She eventually found out that one spell actually worked
>She was able to form a connection between Anons soul and equestria
>She would just need to pull his soul from the world it was from to Equestria and his soul would eventually create a new body like the one he had when he first arrived
>Celestia tried to open up a portal but failed at every try
>Finalle she found out that the stars needed a certain constellation which only occurred every 500 years
>But that was ok, she just needed to wait...

>It's been 5 years since Lunas return
>Your once faithful student is now a princess herself
>Your life is great at the moment and it will get even better
>Only two more months...
>Will he even remember?

Will Anon fall for Celestia again considering the fact that its a great time to pick a waifu?

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>>27043554
No, he will go to Ponyville and bone the Spa Sisters

>>27041176
It may be the toothpaste but this is giving a sinking feeling in my gut.

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>>27043900

Where could this be going I wonder.
>In other words moar

>>27045414

>>27041176
i m intrigue
i only have one idea of where this may b going and i'm very interested to find out if i'm right. wouldn't be a completely new idea but would be a new twist on it.

>>27043554
my take on the idea would weave it more into canon:
>NMM was originally meant to be a permanent banishment
>but the star alignment needed to bring back anon would also free NMM
>Tia, with a nasty case of internal strife, chooses to risk all of equestria to bring back her anon
>Writes the line about banishment being 500 years into the history books to cover her tracks
>spends decades/centuries looking for a way to defeat nmm when she comes back
>getting her sister back wasn't enough motivation for her to put that effort in and take the risk
>but her anon is
>the day finally arrives
>doesn't work.
>no NMM, no anon
>element bearers are wasted
>figures out why in the next 100 years
>rewrites texts again to say 1000 years
>set up next bearers
>works this time
>nmm back
>... but not anon
could work anon's loss into the initial nmm story i suppose. perhaps Tia in super grief when she found him dead one morning. luna, already feeling ignored/unappreciated fires back at Tia that "at least she had someone". Tia flips the fuck out, nasty shit said to Luna. She snaps to become NMM. fiend ensues and is completed end of the same day, hence alignment of day. perhaps anon died because of the alignment too, because it opened the portal that sucked his soul back. or perhaps tia's use of the elements actually created the star alignment which portaled NMM into the moon. not that it moved stars, but it used stars that were in a particular alignment that day to effect the spell, and it too 500 years for those same stars to create the same alignment. (cue astronomers having a fucking conniption at how stupid/wrong that is).

>>27041176
Described it pretty well actually. Waiting for more

I cant write for shit
But are there any stories where anon in with a pony and thinks she's cheating on him only to find out she's married and he's the second man?

>>27048455
*anon is in a relationship with a pony*