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>>26916639
It happened
It finally fucking happened
This is the last season. It's been over. It's been fun folks, but we're done. The ride's been fun
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>>26916639
>Makes a disastrous first impression
This is getting pathetic, with all the episodes of her and the Wonderbolts, I thought they all loved her.
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>>26916639
...Didn't all of Cloudsdale see her perform the Sonic Rainboom?
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>disastrous first impression
dumb cunt
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>>26916639
>first impression
didnt she already know the captain?
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>>26916652
Please no, the mods already banned fan content. This might be our last year ;_;
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>>26916711
Probably impression on every other Wonderbolt besides the trio.
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>>26916639
what a noob scrub
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>>26916639
This episode is going to be top cringe.
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what nickname
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>>26916639
Am I the only one excited for this episode?
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>>26916639
fucking hell you ruined my day OP
my waifu is getting ruined
what a time to be alive
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>>26916750
Probably Newbie Dash according to the title of the episode, but it should be Rainbow Crash
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>>26916760
>waifu is rd
You had it coming
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>>26916639
>Rainbow Dash gets a stupid nickname
>Saves a Wonderbolt(s) at the end who was insulting her all episode
>Gets a new, cool name
>Credits roll
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>>26916639
guys renember, she isn't a n00b
she just learns diferently
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>>26916760
>rd
>waifu
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>>26916774
So, S1 finale?
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>>26916774
dash the flash
baawaaaaa
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>>26916639
I'm mostly excited about the confirmation of Rainbow Dash finally becoming a full fledged Wonderbolt, but it's pretty easy to see how this story is going to develop. On the other hand it's basically what this >>26916786 anon says.
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>>26916771
>>26916784
>[my waifu] is better than [your waifu]
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>>26916639
I hope she gets a wing fracture again. Maybe she becomes unable to fly like scootaloo.
Thats and interesting story.
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>>26916784
>using words you don't understand
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>>26916809
ignore them, they're probably salty twilightcucks
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>>26916809
Was that supposed to be ironic green?Because what you just wrote is completely accurate.
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>canon best flyer
>newbie
Not feeling it desu senpai
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>>26916830
IIRC most of the salty waifucucks on this board are applefags mads that their pony is put in the background.
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>>26916851
>Has the most appearance in the entire show out of Mane 6.
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>>26916851
Apple fans are used to it, twilightcucks however are still mad that their waifu was crushed and marysued with the S3 premiere
but now RD is getting the same treatment. it's a sad state of affairs and so early into the season too
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>>26916878
Case in point.
>missing the point.
We don't call her background pony because of that, we call her that because her role is so bland and generic.
Fuck that's the point, she appears the most yet people don't feel it because when she's here she's just the generic reponse.
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>>26916896
You are the mad one here.
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>>26916639

>Rainbow dash wonderbolt
>writer: Neal Dusedau

Fucking kill me
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>rarity
>CMC
>now rainbow

Guys, this will be the last season
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>>26916924
S7 will be a Starlight and Spike spin-off
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>inb4 Soarindash

Search your feelings, you know it to be true
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>>26916932
Nope, dashfags are cuckproof
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>>26916639
Oh fuck
oh fuck
oh fuck
HYPE
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>>26916932
Soarin is old as shit Anon, it won't happen.
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>>26916915
looks like the new writers are killing the show after all
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>>26916830
>this rainbowretard's asspain
>this legitimate exhortation to ignore any sort of confrontation towards your taste and to co-operate in "disagreement/disapprobation-free" circle(also known as circlejerk)
Rainbowкetards,rainbowretards never change.
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>>26916959
no one cares fampai
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>>26916924
next they'll murder derpy
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>>26916964
good riddance
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>>26916962
k
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>>26916959
>proving my point
twilightcucks, everyone
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>>26916924
It's already been confirmed

https://twitter.com/TheBiggestJim/status/713757591843635200
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>>26916639
>First Impression
>Sonic Rainboom
>The fucking gala
>Rainbow Falls
>Wonderbolt Academy
>Rarity Investigates
>FIRST. IMPRESSION.

Do these writers even watch the show? She's had a number of interactions with the wonderbolts and their captain/main fliers and all of them have put her in a good light. What the fuck is this shit?
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>>26916984
And they called it The Great Hiatus
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>>26916932
Yeaaaaah no.
We have a shitposter like you everytime and it never happend.
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>>26916989
>Do these writers even watch the show?

No, they don't.
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>>26916989
You still think this season has any chance? please
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>Dash finally achieves her dream
>The episode where it happens is about her fucking up her first day as a wonderbolt instead of being about her becoming one
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>>26916959
You're pretty much proving him.
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>>26916822
>making rd your one and only waifu
Here,for the dense ones,like you..
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>>26916989
And we were called fearmongers when we said Haber is an idiot that doesn't watch the show just like the other writers.
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>>26916989

Nope, just a paycheck job.
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>>26917003
But we need a shitty conflict for to done wrote episode
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Reminder
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>>26916931
Guardians of Harmony?
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>>26917029
Tbh I want to punch this guy in the dick more each time I see him tweet
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>>26916774
creencaped.
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>>26917029
I hope he gets blown up by a refugee
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>>26917039

Come on, he is funny like larson ^:)
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>>26917060
>wing it
CARLOS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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Time to fill it out?
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You know, I honestly never expected the babby shit to be the high point of the season.
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>>26917084
There's hope for the CMC episode.
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>>26917088
>CMC episode
>hope

They are always the worst
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>>26917071
not until the episode airs
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>>26917060
>>26917029
>>26917019
I'm liking this guy.
>mfw people take him seriously.
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>Twilight ascends to alicornhood after fixing her fuck up
>Cue emotional response about how far she came for something she never even really aspired for

>Dash finally becomes a wonderbolt, a dream she chased since S1
>Gets memed on despite her many positive interactions with the Wonderbolts

Fuck everything.
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>>26917142
i know that feel.
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>>26916975
>he still takes any sort of disapproval as salt/envy
>he is still playing "guess the fag" to shift burden of his inferiority on someone's else made up "natural saltness"
>he's still wrong
Is there any limit to amount of pain ones rainbowretard can take?Or does elasticity of their anuses has no boundaries?
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>>26917142
>Unfunny remarks
Of course people don't take him seriously, but others before him did it with grace.
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>>26917003
>top cunt
>not fucking everything up
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>>26917166
Epic use of the top cunt maymay my good sir.
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>>26917161
some people have a more blunt sense of humor.
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>>26917142
he's been trying too hard to be funny ever since his fuckup was revealed
never faces criticism instead tries to deflect and damage control everything
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>>26917153

>let kick right in the face episode

Inb4 Katie "I fucking hate rainbow dash" Cook is another new writer for the show

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #41

"Rainbow Dash’s Very Bad Day" A good day turns bad and Dash can’t shake her bad mood. Before long, it infects all of those around her. What can cure this case of the grumpies?!
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>>26917178
what fuckup?

i swear to god if you mention alicorns im gonna give you such a thrashing.
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It's all downhill from here, folks
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>>26917199
the dialogue fuckup
about alicorns
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>>26917199
Alicorns :<)
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YES

rainbow dash deserves shitty episodes

Fucking worst cunt
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>>26917213
(You)
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>>26916639

Yup, they're tying up all the loose ends before the wrap up the show.

Ride's over.
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>>26916713
This board will be gone by this time next year, and posting ponies will be a global ban offense once more.

Glorious.
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>>26917213
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>>26917209
been that way since s3
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>>26917211
>>26917212
as was pointed out in every other discussion thread, equestria was founded by the earth, pegasi and unicorn races without alicorns. luna and celestia showed up later with star swirl the bearded to take over controlling the sun and moon.

so yes, theres never been an alicorn birth in equestria, and not even luna or celestia know their own origins.

im assuming thats the subject of the 2017 movie.
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>>26916780

The world is made for round pegs. Fit in or kill yourself.
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>>26917224

Nice meme, the ride never end
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>>26916932
Sorry, but unlike Twifags, Flutterfags, Marblefags, Cherryfags, and especially Rarifags, Dashfags cannot into cuckoldry.
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>>26916639
You can bet your fucking ass this is going to be written by Neal Dusedau. Only he could come up with such a retarded premise.
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>>26916955

It jumped the shark ages ago.

About time.
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>>26917245
except what you said is wrong and is just you looking for an explanation that isn't there, the writer just has no idea and doesnt' give a fuck
>it was deliberate, deep and planned all along guys I swear
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>>26917282
>except what you said is wrong
>[Citation needed]

Quoting from the Journal of the Two Sisters:

"Starswirl and his representatives...told us all about the previous struggles between the pegasi, unicorns, and Earth ponies. Since the tribes came to a peaceful understanding and established Equestria, they wanted rulers to help uphold that peace, which is why they came to us. They knew that alicorns stood for everything Equestria was founded upon: love, harmony, and friendship. And because alicorns are a combination of pegasi, unicorns, and Earth ponies, they believed that we could represent the citizens of Equestria in an unbiased manner- all ponies being equal in our eyes." - Celestia
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>>26917278
is that the guy from johnny test?
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>>26916932
>Soarin
>Implying he's not with Spitfire or Fleetfoot

Dash is free game, family..
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>>26916639
So this is the last season. Dash becoming a Wonderbolt, Spike getting over Rarity and Dicord redemption were the last remaining Story arcs.

>Dash Wonderbolt episode confirmed
>Spike getting dragon girl in this season
>Discord helping Mane6 in the finale

Is all over. The movie will act as the last episode. Similar like Ed Edd Eddy movie.
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>>26916932
I want to have a threesome with these two ponies.
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>>26917299
Good, this show has needed to die for years.
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>>26917278
The episode premises are discussed and decided by all the writers and directors and only after the writer for each episode is chosen, so he's not the only one to blame for the premise. If the episode is shit, it's mostly on him.
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>>26916652
Nope.

Fluttershy,AJ and Pinkie still have to achieve their goal in life.
So we have at least 3 more seasons.
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>>26917325
...What are their goals in life?
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>>26917325

>Fluttershy,AJ and Pinkie still have to achieve their goal in life.

Those ponies don't have a goal.

Inb4 fandom headcanon reply incoming
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>>26917221
>>26917237
I know I am right, thanks
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>>26917325
>Fluttershy,AJ and Pinkie still have to achieve their goal in life.

Such as?
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>>26917333
>>26917336
I'm pretty sure Faust had some plans for them too.
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>>26917333
They already fulfilled them. They're as simple as doing what they already do
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>>26917325
AJ just wants Apples
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>>26917325
They dont have any particular goals, anon. They literally live for the day and take on whatever life/any particular episode throws at them as conflict.

Aside from their daily struggle(s) and being batteries or assistants for Twilight, they've never had any particular purpose or objective.
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>>26917343

No she haven't.
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>>26917295
Yep. He's the writer of Princess Spike and What About Discord.
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>>26916639
The le cunt maymay is going to explode on /mlp/ again just like when Tanks for the memories aired
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>>26916932
Soarin gonna cuck Dashfags. And Discord Flutterfags in the finale. And some dragoness goin to cuck Spikefags.
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>>26917394
>More "Cringe Humor"

Well, that's no surprise. I just hate how an achievement she wanted for so long is gonna likely be undermined throughout the episode till the very end when Dash finally becoming a Wonderbolt should have been the highlight of the episode itself.
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>>26917395
I fucking bet the Wonderbolts will be portrayed as complete assholes again.
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>>26917395
Let them meme
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>>26916989
Haber is both the headwriter and story editor. He pitched the stories and write characters. You can thank him for all contradictions to previous seasons.
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>>26917420
Larson, why have you forsaken us?
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>>26917071
She may end up leaving Wonderbolts. We shall see how it ends.
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Regardless of how shitty this episode will be, at least that story arc will finally come to an end. Twilight has gone from a student to a princess to a teacher, so it's only fair that Dash finally gets somewhere.
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>>26917190
She wrote this episode ;)
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>>26917394
Jesus Christ only a guy like him could possibly fuck up this hard.
Just why in the hell is Hasbro sabotaging their own franchise by hiring idiots.
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>>26917299
Let's hope Guardian of Harmony is the next season and is happening after a time skip.
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>>26917472
Yes but with our luck it will be a serialization of Dusk's Dawn
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>>26917436
>Dash leaves the wonderbolts and starts her own team
As much as I wish that would happen, I highly doubt it after she pushed so hard to get in to begin with. She doesn't seem like one to walk out of her dream job because of a little adversity.
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>>26917472
So guardians of harmony is our DBZ then?

I guess I hope you aren't a Rarity fan because she is probably gonna be a side character to Twilight Spike Shining Armor and Rainbow Dash
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>>26917479

Sorry, but fallout equestria come first
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>there are people who had ANY hope for S6
top kek
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>>26917325
Pinkie Pie and Aj have no ultimate goal.

Fluttershy's only goal is to get pregnant with Discord.
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>>26917505
Hope always dies last. And I'm saying that as a cynical fuck who hates everyone.
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>>26917498
Yes please!
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>>26917472
What if Guardians of Harmony will be the movie?
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>>26917505
>there are people who had hopes for ANY season.

Fixed
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>>26916639
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BINGO SHEET?
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>>26917529
Well, Meghan not going to kill off main characters in the movie, so there's always a potnetial for continuation.

Also as long a Equestria Girls are made (and they will be made as long as Hasbro want money) the FiM universe also need to exist. DHX may try to change the format of the show or do spin offs, prequels and sequels to FiM. But it won't end.
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I don't get it. If Rainbow Dash is just suppose to breeze through the academy flawlessly than what would the conflict of the episode be?
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>>26917559
She farted
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>>26917559
Shill/10
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>>26917559
She isn't, but she's already a step away from being a full fledged Wonderbolt as a reserve. Perhaps the episode could have been a trial to push her into being a permanent front-liner and her struggle with it being a conflict.

It would make her achievement (after all this time) be a lot more meaningful than just her making it in, getting memed on by other wonderbolts over a slip-up, and then proving them wrong/saving their asses (again) to prove otherwise.
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>>26917543
S1 and S2 were good though
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>>26917581
I thought she was already in.
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>>26917599
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>it's a nickname episode
>should have been an episode where she gets hazed, but in the end discovers it's worth facing adversity
Fuck everything
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>>26917498
>So guardians of harmony is our DBZ then?
jesus fuck just let it die hasbro.
This is going to be the worst thing, the idea that there are people here that would eat it up is sickening.
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>>26917599
But noone had hopes. They started the ride
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>>26917604
She's wherever the plot needs her to be.
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>>26917325
>"For all my life, all I've wanted to do,is make my friends want to smile true... "
Applejack just wants to work on an applefarm
And Fluttershy has achieved her goal in life ever since she fell to the ground. Literally shut the fuck up, it's over
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At least this episode will generate a lot of "initiation rape" porn
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Idk guys. I hought it was kind of a cute episode idea. If it's written by Neal though than it can kindly fuck off.
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>>26916639
>it's a rainbow dash ep
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>>26917637
>latent /a/utist is angry at fact that now, to fill the void of self-hatred with cute creatures doing cute shit, he will have to watch anime
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>>26917637
>"hasbro"
>"people here would eat it up"
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>>26917637
Sure, let's completely ignore the fact that HASBRO is making money off the people that want to eat this shit up, including myself! WHO DOESN'T WANT SPIKEZILLA STOMPING YOUR SHIT INTO THE GROUND?
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>neal ruining my waifu
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>>26917692
>waifu
>rd
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>>26917637
>implying its aimed at adults
>implying it should pander to you
its for ages 8-13 or something faggot. its basically going to be pokemon.
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>>26917692
>Waifuing top lesbian cunt
You fucked up.
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>>26917702
See
>>26916809
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Isn't being a wonderbolt like being a soldier? You have different ranks like private, leutenant, captain, and all that shit? It's not like you're either a wonderbolt or you're not. So she would be a rookie technically if she has to earn her ranks.
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>>26917702
We heard you the first time and no one was impressed then
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>>26917692
>rd is your waifu
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It's a "Rainbow is nervous about joining the Wonderbolts when she's saved the world countless times over" episode.
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>>26917729
As of S3 even the writers don't know what the Wonderbolts is anymore.
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>Rainbow Dash has saved the world a number of times
>Other ponies make fun of her for stupid shit

Pretty certain Equestria is full of fucking morons.
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It should have had been an episode about Wonderbolts doing their official, boring duty and Rainbow Dash being disappointed all episode until, at the end, they reach the fun part that she loves like performing at events and shit. The moral would be that dream jobs (austronaut) all not just fun and games but in the end, it'll be worth it.
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>>26917684
I'd rather kill myself

>>26917685
>implying they wouldn't

>>26917717
I don't hate the idea because I think it'll do it wrong, I hate the idea because I'm scared it will do it right.
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>>26917756
The point is, that's why they are making FIM Dragon Ball and Guardians of Harmony Dragon Ball Z.
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>>26917498
Fucking yes, all my yes to this.
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>>26917498

>guardians of egdy

Pls no, even a EQG slice of life spin off would be 100 times better than that edgy shit
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>>26917766
They're making it to get more money, end of story. They want to get into a bigger market and milk as much as possible.
It's going to be shit no matter what. It'll either fail on it's premise or fail because of Hasbro's demands, there is no scenario in which this is a good thing.

>>26917820
>100 times better
It wouldn't make a 100 times more money, though.
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>>26917702
>>26917736
>>26917721
Samefag.
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>>26917850
I love the premise.
How could Hasbro screw it up?
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>>26917213
Nice meme, newfag.
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>>26916639
I told you! I told you motherfuckers this was gonna be the last season! This fucking proves it. Say goodbye when this season is up, boys. It's been fun!
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>>26917869
Kill yourself dashfag
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>>26917862
If you don't think art suffers when it's quality is put behind corporate interests, you're a fucking idiot.
Unless you think it's actually impossible to screw up empty spectacle, which I can understand. I mean, how much can you really "screw up" pure shit?
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>>26917878
still not the end. hasbro is still making money off this shit
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>>26917721
Ebin meme :DDD
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>>26917742
Presumably it will be other recruits that do it to her.
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>>26917820

Sorry, but with the sales number of the EQGminis you will get a EQG show with this animation style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYbPEHXPBys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3waJipACA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O9tB1p53X8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcSaUsmzsqQ
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>>26916989
What did she do at the gala other than get ignored and that other thing with the pillar?
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>>26917860
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>>26916989
>a number of interactions with the Wonderbolts

Yeah. All three of them.
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>>26917930
kek
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>>26917914
this is the worst shit I've ever seen hasbro try to pull off
not even exaggerating, nothing comes close to this. not even twilicorn.
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Plotwist: Soarin, Spitfire and Fleetfoot aren't the real captains of the wonderbolts, just popular wonderbolts that are use just for advertising
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>>26917966

And guess what, The EQG minis toys sells like hotcakes. The next big thing after the secrets of everfree movie will have that animation style
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>>26917966
It's the future EqGfags chose.
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>>26917966
This is what the show becomes when artistic integrity is a 0%.
We're at about 25% with the opener, down from about 40% with the Season 5 finale.
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>>26916639
*sigh* How episodes are we going to have of characters kissing Rainbow Dash's ass by the end?

This is what number with the Wonderbolts?
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>>26917911
And these recruits never heard of Rainbow "Pussy Destroyer" Dash? Bullshit.
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>>26917988
>Rainbow "Pussy Destroyed" Dash
Fixed that for you.
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>>26917911
>Set new wonderbolt records alongside Lightning Dust
>Competed (and narrowly lost to) against Spitfire in the Equestria Games
>Filled Wind Ryder's position in their last major airshow

That's before considering her exploits as a hero of Equestria. I'm honestly surprised that ponies would still think less of her.
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>>26917982
They are doing another movie, aren't they?
I blocked that out of my brain. God, this reality makes me sick.
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>>26917966

Come on, at least those toys are top cutes. I can't wait to get my waifu sunset in the future
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>>26917984
I could tolerate EqG because at the very least you could fap to it
but that mini shit is so fucking terrible and devoid of any value, I just don't know what the fuck is happening
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>>26917894
I do, but I have loved most of what Hasbro has dished out.
So why would this be any different?
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>>26918012
>5 years later, hasbro the toy company finally creates good toys
took them long enough.
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>>26918015
Well, if you've loved most of this stuff it probably won't be much different for you.
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>>26918012
AJ, put that down, could be dangerous!
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>>26918012
these toys resemble the eqg characters, not those mini abominations
and they're still terribly fucking designed with those cutie marks on their fucking faces
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>>26916639
>All these people worried about RD and how she's going to be portrayed
Meanwhile, I'm just depressed because we're going to get another dose of the inexplicably assholeish, could-not-possibly-function-as-an-actual-team Wonderbolts.
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>>26918029
Spike is now the focus character doing heroic stuff.
That will be awesome!
He is great when he gets to be a hero.
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>>26918051
>caring about the characterizations past season 2
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>>26918012

>eqg get cute slice of life toys
>we get edgy as fuck spike vs chrysalis toys

This isn't fair, MLP was made to be the best SoL show and not shitty adventure show #4754
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>>26918069
>muh season 2
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>Dash officially joining a military flying unit
>changelings, who can infiltrate Equestria covertly, are back
>the theme of the season is exploration

Are they turning the show into Battlestar Galactica:Pone Edition? I'd honestly be 100% ok with that.
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>>26918074
thistbqhfamdesupai
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>>26916639
RD really deserves better than those cunts.
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>>26918069
Tell me about it. I know, but I can't help but feel the rage rise on up whenever I see secondary characters rewritten into ridiculous antagonists or uselessness.
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>>26918083
>muh season 2 meme
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>>26918074
>>26918086
Those toys look amazing though. And they have a line exactly based upon certain episodes too. They're appealing to both.
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>>26918108
>meme
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>>26918115

>They're appealing to both.

Sure, the real fans(SoL fans) of the show will love to see twilight with metal claws killing a changeling with that fucking pissed expression in her face
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>>26918116
God, are you that same motherfucker?
I'll give you the reply I gave them:
I would much rather have a good show that dips into mediocrity occasionally than a mediocre show that dips into septic tanks.
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>>26918074
>>26918140
kek I can't be mad at that
at least it's pony and not shoehorned into the show anywhere like the previous shit
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>>26918140
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>>26917071
>>26917109
I'll mark it off after the episode airs.
Updated dump:

26 episodes
Confirmed writers: Mike Vogel, Josh Haber, Nick Confalone, Ed Valentine
Directors: Jim Miller, Denny Lu, Tim Stuby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-U8Lnc7G2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSt4DuijxU0
S06E03 - The Gift of Maud Pie
What happens when Maud Pie sells her things so she can give her wacky sister, Pinkie Pie, a gift? And what happens when Pinkie Pie does the same thing for Maud ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
S06E04 - On Your Marks
Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
S06E05 - Gauntlet of Fire
In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
S06E06 - No Second Prances
S06E07 - Newbie Dash
After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

-2 Discord episodes (possibly twoparter)
-Hearthswarming Eve episode and song , with all the mane 6 and CMC singing and background ponies helping decorate
-Gabby the Griffon (can griffons have cutie marks?) episode
-Manehattan episode featuring Pinkie, Maud and RD.
-"Flutter Brutter" episode featuring Fluttershy's Brother
-Babs Seed return
-Daring Do returns
-Dragons, including a girl dragon. Appear in Hearthswarming Eve episode, and visit to their homeland.
-New character: Cotton Candy Face
-Possibly Felicia Day and William Shatner guest-starring
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>>26918142
>Believing no one else could possibly believe what was said
There's plenty of you faggots out there who think mediocrity was okay because it was when you arrived, just like the poke'mon fags who will vehemently defend whatever gen was out when they started playing as the end-all best of the series.

In short, kill yourself.
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This will happen in the movie or in this season?
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>>26918140
I meant the Friendship is Magic collection of like, the Luna Eclipsed episode set.
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>>26918161
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>>26918163
>didn't mark out alicorn lore
based atti

>>26918166
yeah, yeah
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>>26918163
>Trixie return added to every bingo since S4
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>>26918169
Neither. Guardians of Harmony toys are accompanied by exclusive IDW comics. That's all the spinoff amounts to.
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>>26918169
Likely in some sort of spin-off movie.
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>>26918185
surely hasbro will deliver.
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>>26918186
Nope, it is getting a series.
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>>26918163
>-"Flutter Brutter" episode featuring Fluttershy's Brother
what the fuck is this shit?
is it shining armor all over again?
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>>26918207
sauce or bleach.
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>>26918183
Alicorn Lore and Aunty Twilight Episode were in the end disqualified.

We didn't actually learn anything we didn't know. Luna and Celestia having ascended would conflict with prior sources and wasn't necessarily implied, not to mention it could just be Haber fucking up.

Aunty Twilight Episode requires it to be the focal point of an episode, not a 20 second scene of her and Pinkie failing to control her.

Mane 6 parents didn't make it because we'd already seen Twilight's parents, just never heard them speak. Fluttershy's parents on Rainbow's mom are required.
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>>26918216
yes
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>>26918216
considering the males weve already had, he will likely be an asshole since theyre running out of personalities to use and because hes never been mentioned.
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>We are not shown how Rarara achieves her lifelong goal of opening a shop in Canterlot, but rather an issue that she encounters afterwards
>We are not shown how Top Cunt achieves her lifelong goal of joining the Wonderbolts, but rather and issue she encounters afterwards
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>>26918239
I'm sure there are some stories on fimfic that do it correctly.
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>>26918207
>>26918220
If you're referring to the trademark, that means very little. The characters of the toy line and trademark are part of animated content already, makes sense that description would be put in a spinoff trademark even if the accessories and storylines never happen in FiM.
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>>26918224
>>26918226
you have to be kidding, I can't believe this season could get any worse
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>>26918239
>We are not shown how Rarara achieves her lifelong goal of opening a shop in Canterlot
with money and sources.

>We are not shown how Top Cunt achieves her lifelong goal of joining the Wonderbolts
the 3 or so episodes of her hanging out with wonderbolts, impressing wonderbolts, and finally joining their academy.
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>>26918222
>Fluttershy's parents on Rainbow's mom
unf
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>>26918260
>>26918224
>>26918216

Well, we've never seen her parents either. Did you just assume she was an orphan.

In Fluttershy's case it actually makes a lot more sense than Shining Armor did in Twilight's.
A pegasus choosing to live on the ground? Could be she's estranged from her family.
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>>26918260
You obviously need to broaden your horizons when it comes to understanding how far we can fall.
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>>26918280
Goddamn Freudian slips.
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>>26918275
Find a comfortable position on the floor, lie down there.
Do not get up.
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>>26916652
>Implying the ride will ever end
>Implying we will ever be free

Just keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
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>>26918293
will i be doing the dinosaur, anon?
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>>26918186
Nope. Same trademark registration as EqG.

>>26918256
It wouldn't need a separate trademark were it just in the series. Rainbow Power and Cutie Mark Magic didn't get trademarks like this.
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>>26918302
No, you don't want to move either.
Just stay still, don't get up, and let it happen.
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May the butthurt ever increase for Dashfags.
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>>26918323
i tried, but i did the dinosaur anyway.
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>>26917999
>Rainbow "Pussy Destroyed" Dash
Kek, there's a fanfic where her pussy gets pretty literally destroyed.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/28239/9/the-life-and-times-of-a-winning-pony/the-pony-who-is-here-to-right-every-single-wrong
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>>26918163
WHy did you crossed "not useless for once"? Majority of people weren't convinced that their scene meant anything that would help in any way.

That's just desperation to cross any bingo?
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>>26918296
>Just keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
>feel better
>better
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I remember her screwing up in Sonic Rainboom in S1. She's also under Lightning Dust in terms of raw power. Why is it so far out of the realm of possibilty that she ins't as good as she thinks she is?
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>>26916639
holy shit, they're officially running out of storylines to complete

Is this the last season guys?
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>>26918356
I don't see anything explicit in the tags anon
why you lie
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>>26918393
We can only hope.
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>>26918140
Twilight's wings will be gone in the S6 finale.
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>>26918393
Relax man, it's only a rd episode

Literally nothing of value
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>>26918393
There's still Discord. They can't end the series until he undestands frinedship and become good in the eyes of common pony thus filfilling Fluttershy arc established in S3.
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>>26918466
>implying they don't wan't him becoming an unreformed dick even in Guardian of Harmony series so he woudn't beat up every villain
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>>26918140
Pinkie Pie's power up seems to be silly.
Maybe Twilight will get a silly powerup in a future toyline.
>>26918163
Did Jayson leave?
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>>26918466
I'd like to see Discord getting up to shenanigans with Starlight, and have both of them get an epiphany about true friendship at the same time, bonding over how both of them used to be evil.
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>>26918441
fuck off already
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>>26918466
No, Discord will be back to evil and Fluttershy will use the stare and slap Discord and Discord will be dead in the S6 finale.
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>>26918393
They can start one with Spike.
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>>26918466
Read the list on atticon post. Discord gets a two parter. I doubt he wil become a villain and it's most likely his moment of glory so he can be a fully good character in the movie.
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What's up with this drama over shit that hasn't been released?
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>>26918393
Hasbro themself said that they have plently if ideas for future seasons. If someone can link the article/tweet or whatever that said that, that'd be great.
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>>26918493
Storyboard artist sais that Discord will have a shipping moment with Fluttershy in the S6 finale.
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>>26918519
Dashfags are upset to find their waifu has character flaws.
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>>26918505
That's being saved for Guardians of Harmony.
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>>26918406
I did say it was literally. Literally as in someone literally punches her in the cunt and pretty much destroys it.
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>>26918393
That's why they introduced Starlight so they can have a new main cast member whose story isn't complete yet. They also have Spike who has been literally cucked for 5 seasons straight and stunted growth, considering they've been treating him much better in the premiere it's likely they are gonna expand his story.

CMC has their shit. Discord is STILL not trusted by anyone other than Fluttershy so he could be expanded upon. And of course they have some other chekov's guns like 'Holder's Boulder' and side characters to expand on. It's kinda shitty that they pretty much are out of ideas for the mane 6 but that's how it is.
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>>26916639

>disastrous

how is it even a first impression
>Hurricane Fluttershy
>The Best Night Ever
>Wonderbolts Academy

for fucking real?
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>>26918536
Was the one who threw the punch literally Hitler?
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>>26918519
this song sums it up
https://youtu.be/TAtCE3lbvNo
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>>26918526
The artist lied, anon. Discord is trying to turn Fluttershy to the dark side.
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>>26918522
That in no way indicate that FiM is going to exist. They may do an anomated series about Equestria Girls, Move MLP into G5 or just keep on doing MLP movies once every year like EQG and completely stop doing a tv show.

EQG dolls sells better than pony and they only do movies. Why wouldn't they do the same with ponies?
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>>26918519
the show is ruined
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>>26918260
To be fair, Flutters seems like the kind of person that wouldn't keep contact with her family
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>>26918074
>watching SoL
>ever
How much of a shiteater can you be.Even moe-fags are better than that.

But fag actually said the right thing ,only in reverse. We need adventure show. Not DBZ-tier "fight_fight_filler_POWERTOTHEMAX" show.Not anime-tier "animate our last d&d session only with more boobs" show.And most certainly not nowadays Adventure Time "quirky ironic self-ridiculing meme spamming" show.Just something ,what you would look at and get the feel of uncertainty and ambiguity.Feel of greater tommorow.Feel on undiscovered wilderness and exotic ancient cities.
This actually the major problem of nowadays animation.It's gone down the "Comedy" hole so deep, that it feels like majority of the shows have been done by hipsters with no skill or desire,people who are trying to be "ironic" in everything,even while they breath.
I know that adventure-action format would suit more "Gargoyle"-spirited cartoon.But we don't have one.We don't have "Samurai Jack" ,either.Not even a fucking "Avatar".We have "Teen Titans Go".We even managed to lose the only show that was actually entertaining.So ponies are the only choice. There's just nothing left to watch.
>we get edgy as fuck spike vs chrysalis toys
>this
>edgy
>using words you don't understand
And don't you dare to make knife puns.
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>>26918553
>neo/mlp/ actually believes this
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>>26918140
>real fans
I want /a/ to go
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>>26918563

>EQG dolls sells better than pony and they only do movies. Why wouldn't they do the same with ponies?


Source, in 2015 EQG toyline don't sell a lot like the pony toyline
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>>26918585
>muh neo boards
Please go back to /v/
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>>26918540
Wonderbolts have a very short memory.

OR it might not be the usual Soarin/Spirtfire/Fleetfoot gang that appears in the episode and know her. Might be just some veterans like Wind Rider.
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I bet it's gonna be good episode.
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>>26918216
It have been stated since ,like ,season 4.
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>>26918594
That small percent raise won't save the series. Movie is much cheaper than 26 episodes. And beside pushing toys, Hasbro would also get money from the movie goers and DVD. They earn literal shit from those 300K views on Discovery Family. It's just a one huge expensive commercial for them to keep bronies fad going.
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>>26918606
nou
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>>26918536
I still can't find anything
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>>26918563
I garuntee you it implicitley stated that this was not gonna be the last season. If you could read it yourself you would agree too but I didn't save the link and apparently no else did either.
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>>26918226
Eh, Sunburst is hopefully a sign of improvement for how the show writers write male characters.
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>>26918645
Hasbro doesn't care about nielsen ratings. Especially given the fact that everyone watches the show throigh alternate means given the fact that TV in general is dying. Also the show is cheap as fuck to make. They ise the most primitiv tech available and reuse stuff whenever they can.
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>>26918680
i should have mentioned it, but previously my prediction was that he would be a male twilight, but then sunburst fulfilled that role.
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>>26918553
>Drama is more popular than content
He's not wrong.
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>>26918645
>They earn literal shit from those 300K views on Discovery Family
what about those who buy it on itunes and netflix?
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>>26918579
Holy word salad batman.
Are you using a phone?
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>>26918742
>buying digitaly distributed content
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>>26918579

>phonefagging like that

do you even expect me to read that wall of text?
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>>26918759
well meme'd, friendo.
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>>26918742
>Discord
hasbro would also get money from a featured movie if they sell it on netflix or itunes. Movie is always better than the show and need less budget. Expecially if they just going to reuse everything from the show.
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>>26918764
>unironically giving hasbro money
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>>26918776
*I have no idea why is there">Discord", i haven't typed that shit
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>>26918779

You have a list of your dank memes bro?
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>>26918776
a movie takes money for marketing and keeps the interest of the audience less because the hype dies down after a week whereas a season lasts for months
and as already mentioned, MLP takes fucking nothing in cash to make, the animators are paid close to nothing
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>>26918779
You forgot that EQD crowd visits this site and steal our news.
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>>26918801

That isn't true
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>>26918789
You typed it at some point you lazy fucker.

>>26918793
pic related
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>>26918797
>more writers
>more voice acting
>more production
>more animators and employees
Yeah, no.

One 70 minute movie is a way better opportunity for Hasbro than 26x22 minute show.
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>>26916945
nice headcanon, anon
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>>26918812
>One 70 minute movie is a way better opportunity for Hasbro than 26x22 minute show.
then EqG would be outselling ponies. oh wait...
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Dusedau is a shitty writer, but where is any writers on episodes this season confirmed?
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>>26918820
Pony toys are joke, EQG series outsell them so much that Hasbro invested in more show accurate cute figurines. While ponies still look like shit. Guardians of harmony is their last experiment. If it doesn't sell and movie won't raise more attention than the EQG then they will officially drop the show.
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>>26918829
Only Ed Valnetine and Confalone were confirmed beside Haber. Also Vogel announced it 2 years ago or so. It might no longer be a case if he moved to MLP movie.
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>>26918748
>>26918763
tl;dr
If ponies wouldn't be adventurous,then there's nothing to watch at all.
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>>26918863
If by adventure, you mean the type of shit they did in S1 and 2, sure.
SoL mixed with that is exactly what the show should have always been.
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>>26918839

in 2015 hasbro reported that proper mlp toys grew so damn much that the only offset was... from eqg failing (gasp)

if pony was doing badly hasbro WOULD NOT INVEST MORE IN IT lol
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and I just started getting into mlp...
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>>26918797

do you realize friendship is magic only exists because of the bayformers movies? each individual one of those movies gave hasbro years of easy self-printing money

rule of hoof: movie licensing = big bucks
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>>26918839
>>26918883
Both of you need to go back to EQD.

>>26918892
Yeah, don't do that.
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>>26918892
Enjoy the ride f4m
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>>26916639
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>>26918897
why not get into it. so what if it's almost finished
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>>26918892
Enjoy the best period of your life for a couple months.
It could start falling off sooner now that all the shit that ruined the show is with you from the start.
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>>26918923
Because only 1/3 of the show is worth watching, and if you end up watching that you'll end up seeing the rest too.
You'd be better off just not getting in.
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>>26918892

why do you say that like it's over? mlp has existed for 40 years. whether fim ends or not do you think it's going to revert to canadians tripping on fences?
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>>26918896
And yet transformers is tanking whereas MLP is raining money
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>>26918943
>>26918945
this to be quite honest
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>>26918946
I meant friendship is magic
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>>26916991
Only the most resolute and autistic survived
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>>26918945
well I'm still gonna watch the rest out of curiosity. I'm on season 2 ep 6
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>>26918953

"transformers is tanking".

i guess you were making up random shit... too bad you were such an unfunny troll nobody noticed you were not seriously this retarded
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>>26918965
I survived S4 hiatus, I can live off erotic greentext and lewd pics for monthd
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Why don't one of you guys just apply to be a writer for the show?
I mean, hell, I could keep writing up more interesting ideas for episodes I am surprised no one else can.
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>>26918946
Implying the fandom will survive on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O9tB1p53X8


Just like Teen Titans franchise still exist as Teen Titans Go, it doesn't mean that the original show and hype will survive.
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>>26918983

teen titans was made for children of 1990.

teen titans go was made for children of 2010.

you may be one or the other of those but not both.

and likewise with ponies, the problem isn't the show and what will come after it; it's your entitlement
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>>26918972
you might want to proofread what you write, because you just implied I'm not retarded
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>>26919004

ok original is from 2003 but even if i had gotten it right i doubt all these 12yo wannabe trolls would've cared
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>>26918923
>almost finished
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>>26918579
I agreed with almost everything you said until you used the "edgy" buzzword. I'm getting more and more convinced that none of you actually know what that word means.
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>>26919004
There is no reason why MLP couldn't last 300 episodes without getting stale.
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>>26919004
FiM was not created for adult men either, but here we are.
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>>26918759
>causing things you like to get canceled by not buying them in some form

You're a cancer upon civil society.
>>
Why doesn't Hasbro hire fans as writers?
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>>26919214
Fans? Fucking fans would probably do a better job. Don't you mean fans of the fandom?
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>>26919223
I mean like the writefags here or on fimfiction, or the people who who make really interesting animations, or even that guy who made that show like animatic.
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would this guy make a better writer?
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>>26919214
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>>26919258
tl;dr
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>>26919258
no, he doesnt even know what a paragraph is.
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>>26919258
I didn't actually read that wall of text but anyone passionate enough to write this much would be better than haber and those other johnny test writers.
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>>26919258
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>>26919270
Jesus, how long have it been?
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>>26919249
Oh fucking god, it is scary to think that Slashy probably would be good compared to the new writers.
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>>26919299
go to bed slashy.
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>>26919214
>>26919249
>>26919299
Have we seriously fallen this far?
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>>26919276
read the first and only paragraph on that post
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>>26919333
we've been falling since long before /mlp/ was created.
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>>26919299
We know it's you. You're the only one shilling this animatic here and derpibooru. Even after being exposed as fake. You have mental issues.
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>>26919328
Not him
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>>26919214
>>26919249
>>26919299
>thinking greentext is this good
>thinking that autistic "muh adventure" fake season 6 leak was good
Holy fuck who invited Equestria Daily?
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>>26919249
Our writers can only write porn, I don't think they can write an episode for kids
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>>26919258
>One reason I loved Twilight so much: she's has Mild Aspergers Syndrome.
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>>26916796

I think you meant to say
>Blue Blur
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>>26919214
Because anyone who is involved in the fandom is too much of a liability to deal with its bullshit.

We need more people like Haber here.
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>>26919365
>Calling our board content shit
I want old fags and Faust fags to leave.
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>>26919333
Yes
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>>26919214
Because they don't want literal autists writing for the show.
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>>26919409
It was so shit mods had to clean it up.
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>>26919344
Let's be real, everyone on this board has mental issues.
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>>26919493
No, that's only you
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>>26918670
>I took advantage of Rainbow’s biggest weakness by using tactics again. I played possum until she was almost on top of me, then quickly rolled aside. A particularly ingenious idea idea popped into my head as Rainbow started going past. I knew from messing around with Fluttershy that both of us were very sensitive Down There. I planted my one worked forehoof into the clouds and bucked out, slamming both of my hindhooves right under her tail.

It's much more disturbing in the context of the story, though.
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>>26919398
>We need more people like Haber here.
is this the new epic bait?
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>>26917914
Do we actually have a numbers for toy sales?
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>>26919409
>if you don't love this you're not a real fan
this is how you sound, if instead of having a brain fart you actually paid attention to the context behind my post you would have saw that i don't think the greentext here is bad, just not good enough to replace the writing from the show, i've seem shit here that makes princess Spike look good
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>>26919258
>One reason I loved Twilight so much: she has has Mild Apergers Syndrome.
stopped reading there
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>>26919516
Nope, he realizes it is detrimental to listen to you horsefucking autists.
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>>26919249
The only reason people like the content here is because of the feels and porn.
Also we're fucking loaded with retards so of course they'll foam at the mouth for the slightest bit of show content no matter how retarded it is.
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>>26918466
>inb4 last season is almost a spinoff around discord fucking around the pony world.
>"Better Call 'Cord!
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>>26919214
Riggyrag should write for the show.
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>>26919249
Because the fans lose their fucking mind at the thought of any involvement with the show.

Just look at how they reacted to Blackgryph0n having a background voice cameo or Dragondicks getting her OC in.
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>>26918012
they're based of EqG designs, they're inherently shit
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>>26919668
wahhhhhhhh
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>>26919258
>>26919274
First, I'd like to make clear that this person is talking about Season 3 when they say "I haven't watched any episodes". Don't get confused, this is definitely a part of a larger comment chain.

tl;dr

NektannNeightyFour (here after known as Nek) believes Twilight has Asperger's Syndrome. She does the same things an aspie would, and in the same situations
(Obviously, this is more because the stereotypical "studies obsessed nerd" archetype is a caricature of someone with mild autism instead of an actual choice by the writers, but you get it).
He himself has Asperger's so because of this belief, along with his predisposition to like aspie characters, she is Nek's platonic waifu for lyfu.

When MMC rolled around, Nek was worried that the dynamic of the group would be broken. Twilight would out-match her friends on every front. She'd have better wings than RD, better muscles than AJ, etc. The worst of these being her immortality, which Nek assumes to be a given of being an alicorn.

All of that is couched in Nek's greatest fear, that the writers would never touch on it or explore it. The pain and inevitability of losing one's closest friends will never be shown.
Just like the long-term effects of Mare-Do-Well on Rainbow Dash have never been explored, how Discord's history and relation to the Princesses has never been explored, or how Pinkie Pie's powers will never be explored beyond FPK.
This lack of exploration and further development of complex ideas, that the writers seemed to shrug off as "done" after a single episode focusing on them, is the thing Nek targets as being the most infuriating part of the show.

tl;dr the tl;dr: it's just a rant about the show. The reason why it's formatted like shit is because it's not supposed to be serious, this is obviously just somebody venting.
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>>26919706
>implying he isn't wrong
Bratz and Monster High aren't attractive unless you go full off model Anon
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>>26919735
>tl;dr
Bullshit
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>>26916639
let me guess
>she didnt wash her cunt
>is called crusty cunt
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>>26916677
and like the other episodes with the Wonderbolts they all act like they never met RD before
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>>26919749
There is also a tl;dr of the tl;dr in there.
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>>26919214
>>26919249
>expecting the fans to not start a shitstorm over this.
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>>26919750
this sounds better than the actual plot

>"Hey Rainbow Dash, glad you finally ca-"
>"What's wrong? Something on my face?"
>"N-No no, nothing wrong"
>"Oh hey Rainbow Dash...what smell is th-Oh"
>"Well, you guys are acting weird, i am going to warm up a little bit"
>proceeds to leave a trail of crust on the floor
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>>26919525
So despite all your shock of how shit and incompetent the writers are, you guys can't do better than the people who don't even try.
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>>26919540
Hm. This could mean less pandering. Maybe Harber won't be that bad if you put it that way.
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>>26919741
>implying he isn't wrong
i was implying he is, and so are you ^:)
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>>26919735
We all know that's you who wrote that and subsequently screencapped it. No need in trying to hide it.
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>>26919809
That's like a three year old picture, man. I was just summarizing the paragraph because I see it posted all the time with no explanation.
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>>26919249
Even if they didn't do any fan pandering you would still be dealing with their biases.
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>>26919803
People here write to fuck around and have fun, greentext isn't even a good format for training and /mlp/ is not a good place for those who search constructive criticism due to how low standards are, as long as the story has a fetish that appeals to someone they will praise it as the second coming of Jesus, writing a story about self insert fucking horse and writing a script for a kids show are two very different things
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>>26919786
you know /mlp/, I find it hard to trust your judgement when one of the prevailing memes here is rainbow dash's nasty vagina.
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>>26919807
you're wrong because i said so. suck my penis senpai :^)
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>>26919832
This isn't /co/ anon, there are moments to joke and there are moments to be serious, people here can be morons but we still manage to be intentionally funny sometimes
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>>26919249
>writefags here
Some are pretty good, but most are fetish stories or are extremely removed from canon, little standards.
>Fimfiction
Same deal, but most are OC self insert stories or again veer really far off from canon
>Animators
Most animations have shit stories or no stories at all, but I think Jan would make a great writer
>Animatic
Possibly, a lot like a show episode, but with a small sample size and no dialogue no way to be certain
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>>26916652
You mean like Rarity opening a shop in Canterlot ended the show?
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>>26919828
This.
Still, with the amount of time people here spend on MLP and MLP related things I am pretty sure we could at the very least keep true to the world, succeeed with continuity and keep it all cohesive.
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>>26919880
Every season is written as the last season.
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>>26919894
Yeah, and it will always get renewed as long as the franchise is still making them good cash.
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>>26919889
I guess, but being an idea guy without knowing how to translate that to the paper is very worthless, its like hope without will
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>>26919875
So....there are some fans who could be good writers.
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>>26919875
Greg's crew would make some interesting stuff with a professional company's resources
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>>26920082
Oh yeah Greg would do well too!
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>>26920082
Greg is too good for Hasbro.
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>>26918163
>Fluttershy's brother
Rev up those incest greentexts and lewd art
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>>26920324

The great question is

>Big brother to get another shining armor tier pony for incest
>Cute shota little brother to get some /ss/ incest

The shota is the best option for the weaboo fluttershy
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>>26920324
>"Why don't you ever talk about your brother, Fluttershy?"
>"Um..."
>Flashbacks of her ponut and gash being licked and suckled on in her sleep, until it wakes her up, and continues until her brother gently rapes her.
>Every night.
>Until she left.
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>>26916639
This is stupid
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>>26920127
>greg starts writing for hasbro
>first chance he gets, he makes scootalo say the hoo
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>>26917498
She is the worst fighter of the group that's for sure
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>>26916639

thank god this shit is finally over

it was getting to autistic anyway, haha all you gays
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>>26917614
This
Hazing i can understand but no member of the wonderbolts was ever given a nickname
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>>26917325
And twilight
Her dream was to do lots of magic her promotion has given her a power boost but she now has much less time to study
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>>26917738

It's not that unbelievable. FDR always got nervous before giving a speech, and he was the president of the fucking united states.
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>>26917161

He could be funnier, but at least he's not super sensitive / defensive.
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>>26917294

I agree with you, but

>anything outside the fucking show

>canon

>ever

I'm a lore fundamentalist. Where alicorns come from / what makes them special was never revealed in the show, and was therefore a blank slate until the most recent episode.
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>>26921158
it was a book commissioned by hasbro for the sole purpose of providing lore and was written by amy keating rogers.
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>>26916819
>"It's alright, Rainbow Dash. After all, it's what's on the inside-"
>*SMACK* "DON'T YOU PATRONIZE ME YOU FUCKING ABERRATION! WHY AREN'T YOU EXTINCT YET?"
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>'rainbow dash might be running out of story guys, now she won't be an interesting character anymore'
>implying she was interesting in the first place

Hurr i can a sports and 20% cooler, can you?

>post yfw anally ravaged dashfag tears
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>>26916639
Why did they skip over No Second Prances?

What is Hasbro hiding?
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>>26921208
This isent about dash this is great news for dash it's butchering the wonderbolts
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>>26917281
Nah, About Time was an excellent episode ^:)
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>>26921682
I disagree I don't like time travel in my pastel horses
At least in its about time I could tell it was going to be shit next time around was out of the blue.

I was relived by the end of its about time because it put a limit on the time travel but then they through it out the window
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>>26919880
There were still open ends(that is Rainbow Dash). You can still write episodes of them after their initial goals got achieved, but now there are none left.
The only thing left is explaining the lore that is still unexplained, however the show has proven over and over again that they rather ask more questions instead of answering them
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>>26921773
There is Spike and how he will probably move beyond Twilight's assistant.
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>>26921846
oh right, he exists

yes, he is still left
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>>26921713
Well, that's your opinion and taste on that particular subject, so nobody can really make you change your opinion.

I particularly loved the episode. I love the way Twilight freaked out "in control" in contrast to what we've seen in LZ, I liked the jokes and I really, really loved how they finished up the episode in a full circle without using the classic time travel -> multiple time lines cliché. In general it was a really memorable and enjoyable episode for me.

Unfortunately they raped that time travel we saw in IAT during the S5 finale.
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>>26921938
oh right, because self fulfilling paradoxes are not cliché
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>>26921916
>forgetting the spike the dragon lord episode
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>>26921938
I auctualy agree that the story itself was excellent I just oppose the episode on principle
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>>26921962
I have a theory about that I don't have time to post it right now but I will come back to explain it in a few hours
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>>26916932
I'll be alright with it
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>>26918953
>Transformers
>Tanking

Nigga, they have two TF shows at current, both producing decent bucks from the target demographic and the nostalgiacollectors. They are doing so well they're letting 3rd partyformers roam free with barely any cease and desists.
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>>26920383
First thing I pictured was Fate Heaven's feel.
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>>26916677

Was that before she turned them down for Ponyville in the games, or after she helped disgrace one of their old stars?

Right or not, she likely has a few less than fans in the Wonderbolts.
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>>26922322
>>26922366
>>26922388
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>>26922388
He disgraced himself
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>>26920383

>"Everything going alright there Flutters?"
>"Y-Yeah daddy, I'm...um...j-just tired right now."
>"Well...if you say so. Me and your mom are going out for a bit so make sure you and your brother play nice, okay?"
>Fluttershy starts shivering and clenches her ponut and marevag tight
>"...Flutters?"
>"...um...o-okay daddy..."

>Flutterdad and Fluttermom leave while Fluttershy cowers in front of her brother
>She's shaking as her tearful eyes focuses on her brother's growing erection underneath him.
>"Alright sis, you know the drill."
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>>26922388
>she helped disgrace one of their old stars
>the criminal is the victim
tumblr, pls.
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>>26921208
Lel, stay mad, pleb. This episodes only gonnna make her look better. Gonna make the wonderbolts look like shit too.

You just got btfo, scrub.
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>>26920760
So Rarity is Yamcha?
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>>26922449
>tumblr
not really, senpai
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>>26922388
>Disgraced one of their old stars
DYEWTS? Why are you acting like the man who committed the crime is innocent?
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>>26922419

There's always idiots who think that no matter what, senpai can do no wrong and will blame the victim instead.
>>
>>26920760
>She is the worst fighter of the group that's for sure
What? She has been shown to kick more ass than most other characters. If anything, she's that character who you expect is powerless, but can actually kick ass.
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>>26916639
>This entire thread
Wow, that's something.

Now, bear with me a sec - but for all the people mad about the 'first impression' but, has nobody considered the possibility that they don't mean 'first impression to the Wonderbolts', but 'first impression as a Wonderbolt'? She fucks up publicly at a show or something?
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>>26918329
Nobody's butthurt but you.
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>>26922497
The idea that this is conversations hasbro is fostering sickens me.
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>>26922503
>'first impression as a Wonderbolt'? She fucks up publicly at a show or something?
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>>26922503

Plus it seems like typical newbie hazing.
>>
>>26922519
>>26922503

If this is true then the episode might actually be interesting
>>
>>26922466
I don't know who that is but she doesent have anything going for her like the others
Twilight can fire her lazor
Pinkie has her cannon
Dash is one of the best flyers in equestria and is proficient at applying those skills to combat
Applejack strong and also fights everfree critters
Wait shit I forgot fluttershy rarity is second worst fighter
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>>26917498
Won't Fluttershy be the worst fighter?
I mean she shouldn't as she would just befriend animal partners who will fight for her.
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>>26922588
Saying that Fluttershy is weak is like saying any Pokémon user is weak, they are as powerful as their Pokémon.

She doesn't need to fight directly.
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>>26922588
>Implying Rarity can't make fabulous diamond armor and weapons
>Implying Fluttershy couldn't command animals to attack
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>>26916945
I'm thinking that somebody is retiring which is why rainbow is getting in may as well be soarin
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>>26922655
She is not about utility.
Rarity still fails.
Maybe she can remain important as the love interest to Spike if Starlight doesn't take that role.
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>>26917088
It will be the worst cmc episode so far
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>>26917245
And has been said every time if that was the case the celestia and Luna would have said so
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>>26916780
Oh god that was a horrible episode
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>>26917295
I find it hard to be worried about the new writers because I never saw any of those apparently horrible shows they worked on

I did make a thread asking what was so bad about them but never got any help
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>>26922699
Ah, you're just trying to bait Rarifags now. Okay.
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>>26917394
Well trehugger being worst character aside those were both great episodes
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>>26917440
Twilight should have been a teacher at the magic academy
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>>26922639
Oh god your right
My hype for guardians of harmony just trippled and will crash down when it ends up not being that way
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>>26922167
That episode will be shit and as forgettable as all his episodes.
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>>26917440
She'll be no longer a princess in the future.
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>>26916652
Do you think your life is going to be over once you get YOUR dream job? No.
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>>26922588
>>26922699

>Rarity worthless in a fight

Niggas, really?
She's been shown to be one of the first ponies to jump to physical violence or the threat thereof.
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>>26922925
I never said useless just that the others were more useful because I forgot about fluttershy
You may be right though
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>>26922503
I thought that was inherently obvious.
What was everyone else thinking?
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>>26923378
Autism clutters people's minds.
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>>26916639
Get Saddled, Crusty!
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>>26923378
I'd thought that too, but after scrolling through the thread and seeing quite a few posts raging about how it was a fuckup because this couldn't be her 'first impression' to the Wonderbolts, I realized not everyone got it.

Though, odds are it's still another 'Wonderbolts act like cunts for no good reason' episode, which is actually a valid reason to be upset.
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>>26922925
For real.
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>>26917394
>judging the episode before it airs
honestly
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>>26916989
It probably means first impression during the show with the crowd. The public is gonna hate her. Rainbow Dash must always suffer.
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>>26924034
The writer has proven himself to do bland stories and shit humor so far. If he is consistent, he'll have Rainbow do something insurmountably stupid to fuck up her wonderbolt image, and then acting completely randomly, the other wonderbolts will deride her with the nickname, laughing uncontrollably strong and unreasonably, and then Rainbow will become so upset she'll do stupid shit and in a repeat of Equestria Games, some thing will happen and Rainbow will earn a new shitty nickname that she's happy with.

If I'm wrong I'll be incredibly surprised.
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>>26924259
For me, I just hope for the best while keeping my hype to barely passing 5%. That's what I do when I look forward to movies that could be crap as to not feel like I wasted two hours.
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>>26924271
Good thing I have no expectations. I don't know why I expected them to make a big deal about finishing the Wonderbolt subplot. So what if it's one of the oldest ones with the longest teasing? She's not Twilight so she doesn't deserve anything important.
>>
Where are people getting that it's being written by Dusedau? I don't see anything about that on the page.
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>>26917702
Pottery Squids?
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>>26923685

Firstborn child of a stallion who used to be a hoofball player.

The whole fashionista thing was absolutely a kid's rebellion against her parents, but I'm betting she got some fillyhood PT in before going full girly mode. It just doesn't show unless she gets her mad on.
>>
>It's a Neal Dusedau episode
>>
>>26917060
Come on, Confalone is funnier than this guy. And he's making VINES
>>
>>26924718
Just end it now.
>>
You know what would be funny?
It's a Merriwether Williams episode
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>>26922453
>She dreams to become shit
Way to help your argument.
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>>26924290
>She's not Twilight so she doesn't deserve anything important.
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>>26924771
I legitimately wouldn't mind having her back.
I didn't hate all of her episodes.
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>>26926102
her episodes were boring, but at least she didn't break the canon or the characters
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