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>Stallion

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>filly

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UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE

603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.

604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

>>26914108
I like that stallion

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>>26914108
I can't believe how fucking cute he is

>>26914109
what the fuck
how is the balloon just staying there
it's not being held

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>>26914115
You're not the only one!

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>>26914108
>>26914117
>stallion and foal

>Even after the chimpout and the sticky, the boards back to the exact same normality
Well that was pointless.

Who was your favorite character in the premiere?

I liked Glimmer the best.

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>>26914137
>Male
>Loner
>Not particularly good at anything but has a lot of random, obscure knowledge that is occasionally useful
>Flagrantly homosexual but either doesn't realize it or isn't willing to admit it

I identify with this pony too much to say anyone else was my favorite

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>>26914137
>Who was your favorite character in the premiere?

Glimmer, with Spike right next up.

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I've been out all day. What's this I'm hearing about generals being pruned?

>>26914151
Scruffy's at it again

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>>26914137
Probably this dude, followed by Shining Armor and Starlight

>>26914151
read the sticky and then read >>26913230

doesn't effect us so who cares

>>26914141
how are you similar in the homosexual way? he's never implied and i doubt he is/would be

>>26914151
See
>>26914137

Hotpocket had a mental breakdown, then they covered their ass later and nothing ultimately changed.

>>26914156
i think everyone likes sunburst

>>26914151
Janitors had a bit of fun last night.

We were down to 6 pages in total for quite a while.
Most of the "refugees" ended up coming over to MLPG, so even we had some fun with it as well.

>>26914104

Was I the only one that got angry at how stupid the episodes name is?

>The crystalling

It sounds like a cheap mcguffin that M. Night Shymalan would write into a story. I burst out laughing the first time I head it.

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>>26914155
>>26914157
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>>26914164
Oh, neat. I never venture outside the lifeboat so I wasn't sure what was going on.

>Most of the "refugees" ended up coming over to MLPG, so even we had some fun with it as well.

Gross.

>>26914175
Look up "Christening", Anon.

It wasn't a horse pun, it was a crystal pun.

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>>26914175
It's a play on "christening", but yeah, it's pretty silly.

>>26914175
It's a play on words, you dense fuck.

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back to sunbutts

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>>26914183
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>>26914179

Oh fuck

Welp I'm an Idiot

Doesn't stop it from being lame though

>>26914196
> Doesn't stop it from being lame though

Most of the show's puns and wordplay is lame, I've long since grown used to it.

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>>26914192
Combine the sunbutts

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Don't think I'd seen this here yet.
iTunes 3-page preview for Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie and Granny Smith)

>>26914208
oh shit yeah. he is a sunbutt, isn't he? at least he's canon, unlike shimmer.

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>>26914214

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>>26914215
Your mom isn't canon

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>>26914221
and so are the movies

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>>26914227
That's it for now. Expected release is the 6th, next Wednesday.

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>>26914215
It's not *that* small.

It's cute! Really!

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Which chapter/regiment/craftworld/whatever would Starlight be in?

Why is 4chan stuck with VP8?
Get on it, Hiroshima. Seriously.

>>26914236
fuck off

>>26914236
what are we talking about?

this is without context, please, remove yourself

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>>26914236
I don't think I like this meme

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>>26914246
It's analogous to posting cute Moondancer pictures and pointing out she isn't really gross.

Poor Granny.

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>>26914246
Just ignore it
we all know Sunburst has a massive penis
It just took him a while to work up the courage to ask another unicorn to cast the enlargement spell he found.

>>26914227
>>26914234
That's a very small Big Mac
>both cutie marks
unf

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>>26914262

Twilight not everyone likes you.
You're not pizza.

>>26914282

I only like cheese and tomato Pizza

>>26914259
>tfw don't like stink and pleasant smelling horses are my fetish
Just a nice, light natural smell. Like the scent of a warm, snuggly pony that was laying against you in the morning. The scent they leave behind on their sheets you can sniff when they're gone.
Yeeeeeeah.

>>26914285
That's still pizza

>>26914141
>Flagrantly homosexual but either doesn't realize it or isn't willing to admit it
I think you're projecting a bit there, anon

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>>26914289
There's going to be a bit of a tang, maybe a trace of mare sweat, dust from books, and candle smoke.

But it's nice. It's a pleasant aroma.

And she uses a toilet like any other grown mare.

>>26914108
I will fist his face.

How many butts could a wood butt butt if a wood but could butt wood?

>>26914299

What state have we come to where this needs to be specified

>>26914302
Anon, that's like beating up a dead fish...

>>26914302
>anon repeatedly shoves his fist into Sunburst's mouth
>"why are you doing this, anon"
>"please stop"

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I'm surprised people didn't have a freak-out about Tree Hugger getting pigeon-holed as stoner horse.

Don't people despise weed smokers and/or smelly hippies any more?

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Hunting with the pony.

>>26914326
but hunting what

>>26914322
crybabies gonna cry
who cares

Well guys, I'll be honest, I've watched the episodes a twice over, and I still have no clue what a "Crystaller" is and why it's so important that Sunburst is one. Does it mean that this is the last we'll see of our precious nerd horse until the end of the season? If so, why?

>>26914327
butthunting?

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>>26914333
hopefully not

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>>26914333
He's the master of ceremonies for the crystalling, anon
>Does it mean that this is the last we'll see of our precious nerd horse until the end of the season?
He promised to stay in touch with Starlight, so I fucking hope not

>>26914333
apparently that weird little ceremony they did for flurry needs to be done for every new crystal foal

so he'll be busy but it's probably not the last we'll see of him

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>>26914327
I was hoping Rajang, I just can't solo the Apex one and I need some ghoulish gold gorers.

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it's true

they're 100% legal

>you will never that insane pone

what would it feel like to hug spike

>>26914270
oh shut up.

>>26914381
horribly unpleasant

>>26914311
No, I want to punch that beta face of his.

>>26914370
Just like in my Laotian prayer rugs!

>>26914388
What if he turns out to be a masochist and enjoys it?

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>>26914388
>wanting to punch ponies
You're kinda an asshole

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>>26914397
Small-dicked is one thing, but foal fuck is *not* awww-right.

And there is such a thing as magical enhancement.

>>26914402
i'd like to tongue-punch celestia's fartbox

>>26914409
how small is small-dicked for a horse

wouldn't that kinda be a benefit, as you could get it in your ass much more easily?

>>26914409
Is this just a bot that shitposts whenever Sunburst comes up?
Because this doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever

>>26914417
twelve inches

>>26914370
Biologically, they're not 1000+. They've been out of phase with existence until just recently, so functionally it's as if they all traveled forward in time. Charting their lifetime would be "born, had a birthday party, was enslaved by Sombra, woke up with a killer headache and oh yeah the world calendar is 1001 now"

If any crystal pony knew anyone outside the Crystal Empire, though, they're probably long dead if they're not Celestia or Luna

>>26914417
It depends
Length doesn't really matter at all, the diameter is more important

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>>26914333
crystaller christens newborns

>>26914402
that's just mean

>>26914460
At least I don't want to punch cute ponies

man the way they named their daughter though

"honey let's call our kid tsunami hiroshima"

>>26914462
A stallion with beard can't be cute.

>>26914465
They are the rednecks of the horse world.

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>>26914473
That's where you're wrong

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>>26914473
then why is he so cute?

>>26914462
neither do i...

I have a feeling they are going to recycle episodes Twilight had with Starlight...
Only Twilight is Celestia.

So, we can get a nice Lesson Zero episode...

>>26914419
Be glad you don't know, Anon.

>>26914523
>"if I can't find a friendship problem... I'll make a friendship problem!"
>"Wait no, that's stupid. I'll just write some bullshit about how friends can teach you things even when you don't expect them to."
>"She'll eat that nonsense up."

>>26914523
I have a feeling we will see less original characters in general, except spike, as the relationship between him and starlight has great emphasis.

>>26914531
Was it me or did they actually write Spike...good this time?

>>26914419
i think they are the one person who dislikes sunburst and are just doing anything they can

>>26914523
I'm pretty sure they won't do that, Starlight is too different from Twilight, a Lesson Zero with Starlight wouldn't make sense

>>26914531
well the very next episode is a rariponk episode
with maud

>>26914534
While he was very literal-minded and didn't quite "get" Twilight's huge list, his heart was in the right place and he ended up prodding Starlight into visiting Sunburst.

It was cute this time, not annoying, and reminded me of the less bad parts of "Princess Spike".

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>>26914541
Which is a potentially truly fucked up combination.

>>26914534
that also seems to be the case. thats why i have a feeling he will become a more important character, as others become less important to the scenarios in the episode.

>>26914534
I don't see why you're surprised, as long as Spike isn't the focus of an episode he's generally written well

pony adapted

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>cousin just had a baby
>first not-immediate family to see it
>first one to see her open her eyes
>she smiled at me

Kids are the best.

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>>26914556
Good one dude.

>>26914584
When did "Spike episodes are generally shit" turn into "Spike is always shit whenever he appears in any meaningful way"?

>>26914602
i guess he wasn't meaningful during the premiere

>>26914552
Potential for Rarity to overwhelm the Stoic Maud by too much fashion shit?

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>>26914480
bully!

>>26914612
>Don't talk to my waifu ever again

>>26914612

Says the guy who just punched him.
Leave him alone!

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>>26914476
>They are the rednecks of the horse world.

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>>26914621
Now that Shining actually has some character I hope they'll do the same for candyass

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>>26914621

>>26914625
i have a feeling they will

>>26914633
She will be featured on the latest episode of G.U.A.R.D.S. As she clutches Flurry Heart and screams that she still loves Shining Armor under sunglasses and trying to hide the meth lab.

>>26914569

>>26914646
Wow, that's horrible

bamp?

>>26914646
i like the to be continued

>>26914645
please tell me what G.U.A.R.D.S. is an acronym for

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>>26914681
technically he fucked up by putting in the periods

>>26906578

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Gotta get up, I gotta get going! I'm gonna see a friend of mine!

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I hope it gets because these 2 episodes were awful.

Who the fuck thought giving glimmer a big role was a good idea? Holy shit I hate characters like her and Shimmer.

This show is fucking dead.

>>26914714
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

>>26914714
Lazy bait.

>>26914735
>a different opinion than mine is bait
Just let this meme die already.

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>>26914738
>being this upset your memepost got called out
le fuck off

>>26914714
I don't know what you were trying to say with that first sentence but yeah, anyone who says this show isn't dead is only kidding themselves.

This is why a mod banhammering a few threads would put the entire board in asspain mode. Ponyposting isn't what it used to be, and maybe that's for the better.

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>>26914685
That's the same mirror she uses in Castle Sweet Ccastle.
That proves it.
Thanks to Power Ponies and Inspiration Manifestation, she's learned how to conjure shit up without the help of artifacts.

>>26914763
Then fuck off and leave then, you aspie.
Nobody's chaining you here.
>b-but i can't g-g-get off the r-ride
Hurry up and go watch Steven Universe.

>>26914772
why are people responding to the most transparent form of shitposting

>>26914767
that, or she has a mirror stuffed inside her spoilered at all times

>>26914763
>tfw I remember people saying this exact thing as far back as the middle of season 1

Some things never change.

>>26914774
Probably because it's a slow time of a day and people will just bite any new post that drifts by.

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Unicorns Were Real, and a New Fossil Shows When They Lived

The well-preserved skull probably won't tell us whether their blood had magical properties, though.

Dreams do come true – sort of.

According to a study published in the American Journal of Applied Sciences, the Siberian unicorn – Elasmotherium sibiricum – last walked the Earth about 29,000 years ago.

Scientists previously thought the creature with the partially mythical name died out about 350,000 years ago, but a newly discovered fossilized skull reveals it lived here much more recently.

The skull was found in the Pavlodar region of Kazakhstan, and scientists hope it will help shed light on how some members of the species apparently were able to survive as long as they did.

Before you get too excited, though, here's the catch: The Siberian unicorn really looked like more of a rhinoceros than a horse. It reportedly stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, measured around 15 feet long, and weighed about 8,000 pounds.

As Science Alert explains, "That’s closer to woolly mammoth-sized than horse-sized."

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-28/newly-discovered-fossil-reveals-when-siberian-unicorns-last-roamed-the-earth

>>26914778
Everyone knows that the show got ruined ever since s1e1 aired and the only best moments of the fandom were right before it. Since then it's just slowly dying out.

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>>26914778
I like biting

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>>26914782
I want to rub my face on that tuft.

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>>26914782
>Before you get too excited, though, here's the catch: The Siberian unicorn really looked like more of a rhinoceros than a horse. It reportedly stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, measured around 15 feet long, and weighed about 8,000 pounds.
>As Science Alert explains, "That’s closer to woolly mammoth-sized than horse-sized."

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>>26914772
Nah, with a such a butthurt (You) like that, how could I ever leave? Good ol' /mlp/.

>>26914778
People saying it was going to die before it peaked were naysayers. It'd be nice if we had another peak but it's pretty unlikely at this point.

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>>26914784
literally the worst

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>>26914625

>>26914784
The show has been shit since Rescue at Midnight Castle

>>26914790
The peak wasn't even a good thing. The best times the moderate ones.
The peak was only because of outsider interest in the fandom, and that was the age of shitty memes and clickbait youtube videos about bronies.

I like it how it is right now. more tight knit, cosy, and with less fandom hoppers who only hang around because it's the flavor of the month.

But that's just me.

>>26914795
AS SOON AS THAT BOOK OPENED ALL MY LOVE FOR THIS SHOW FUCKING DIED.
WHAT THE FUCK WRITERS? I BET THEY ONLY OPENED THAT BOOK BECAUSE HASBRO DEMANDED IT AND THEY CAVED.

>>26914796
>spike roasted Shining's mint condition Action Stallions #1

I mean, it's not like he needs the dosh or anything, but that's gotta be heart-stopping

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Pegasus wants to join you on your quest.

>>26914809
Seriously, first seconds into it, I'm hype as fuck for it, and they begin with "Once upon a time...", I had to pretty much close the stream after that
like come on stop shoehorning your toy selling mainstream infantile bullshit, Hasbro ruins everything they touch because they're scared of taking the risk and being original, standing out from the crowd of mindless sheeple and their generic cartoons

>>26914817
does she have any fire resist gear?

>>26914817
OH I don't know about that, it's really more of a big adventure than a quest.

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>>26914812
Poor bastard probably had it almost his entire life, too.

>>26914802
I can see where you're coming from since the comfy is at a maximum but I don't agree about the tight knit feeling, if anything it feels like we've scattered apart a little.

I guess it's because I miss some of the FOTM hoppers.

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>>26914812
He might not need the money, but if it was a mint copy it'd be worth at least a few hundred grand
I'm surprised he didn't react more strongly

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>>26914817
Does she have what it takes to run with the best?

>>26914834
Fair enough. The thing with the FOTM hoppers though, they might hop back, even if it's brief.

There'll come a time when there's nothing new one month, and since this fandom has a bit more longevity than some others, they'll need at least SOME attention, so they'll shit out a pony sketch or too.

I'm not seeing Undertale or SU having much of a lifespan myself. People may feel like they have no choice but to come back, which is amusing.

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>>26914817
Why is she making fire engine noises?

>>26914855
I don't think you would be interested
there might even be tons of fun, I think that's more Pinkie's thing

do you think any of your ancestors fucked a horse?

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>>26914900
JESUS CHRIST ANON SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>26914925
I mean, from the paleolithic era to today, there's bound to be someone who fucked a horse somewhere

>>26914925
I'm not a pony, so no.

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>Today is National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day
Just because the Cakes are literally mom and pop business owners doesn't mean they're the ONLY small business owners in Equestria.

>>26914935
Davenport is actually kind of cute

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ok there's this theory that different geographic areas fetishize race in porn searches

what do you think the different fetishes are in the different pony cities?

do you think cloudsdale residents have that earthie fever? canterlot ponies secretly have a wing fetish?

also, >tickling

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>>26914900

>>26914950
>quebec
What the hell is quebec porn
Bastardized french and undwarranted elitism?

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>>26914950
>quebec

>>26914234
why is the equestrian health care system so shitty

>>26914935
I like that guy
And seeing the shop in Castle Sweet Castle

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>>26914950
Cartoon horses do not have fetishes, as they are pure and not for sexual

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>>26914782
>It reportedly stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, measured around 15 feet long, and weighed about 8,000 pounds.

unfffffffffff

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>>26914998
modify as needed for your waifus

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>>26914975
silvie is so pretty

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>>26915012

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>>26915012
Most fillies are naturally pretty.

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>>26915025
i wish i could be a pretty filly

>>26915046
I'd rather be a cute colt with a pretty filly.

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>Finally, I found a spell that can get you to Equestria!

>Can no longer post Imperial Bureau update things in fear of ban
Scruffy, break your legs.

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>>26915050
I'd be down for that.

>>26915065
>Imperial Bureau
Whatever it is, it sounds stupid

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>>26914950
>Tickling
Holy shit I thought this fetish of mine wasn't really that common, but a whole Canadian province enjoys it.

Hot damn.

>>26915074
I posted short things about something silly going on in the Crystal Empire.
Now I can't do that anymore.

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what do you think she carries in her backpack

>>26915081
pony tourist things
Maps, a camera, food, that sort of stuff

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i want to go on adventures with her

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she would always be prepared with the perfect item for any situation in her backpack

>>26915081
>>26915090
>OPPP's globetrotting sister
What a cutie

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>>26915107
>globetrotting
i see what you did there

>>26915078
>Poking cute ponies in sensitive areas and making them make cute giggle noises
I can see the appeal of this fetish.

>>26915127
i like to imagine she's going on her own personal tour of equestria

i would like to watch a show based on this

what is it about cute ponies that makes you think about them all the time?

>>26915191
They're cute and I want to hug them

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>>26915191
Because I have all the time in the world.

https://derpiboo.ru/tags/alternate+gender+counterpart
Neat.

Spike rants about the casting choices in the new Power Ponies movie in his blog.

Pony does her monthly checking of her boop survival kit.

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christ alive

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>>26915304
>choncor

>>26915315
That's what got me
I think "conquer -> choncor" might be the funniest misspelling I've ever seen

Starlight and Rarity have a competition over who can take Spike's virginity first.

>>26915254
>>26915331
I genuinely don't understand this kind of shitposting

I seriously think shining got cucked, how in the fuck, can a unicorn and alicorn make a fucking alicorn baby? shit just doesn't seem right.

>>26915330
See, Sweetie, a lady knows how to swallow.

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>>26914111

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http://ideas.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_Season_7

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>>26915323
Not "conker"?

You'd think the author'd misspell it "conker" or something.

>>26915394
Conker would make sense though, it's phonetically identical to conquer
Choncor is just fucking strange and funny

What goes on in the basement at MLPGCO? Corporate won't let me down there to work on the servers.

Spelling errors are a diamond dozen. Malapropisms are where it's at these days.

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>>26915450
Do not enter the basement
I repeat
DO NOT enter the basement

>>26915450
That is the pineapple closet.

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>>26915450
They chain the ugly fillies up down there for the safety of all.

>>26915464
You don't need that much room to lock Twist up.

>>26914137
>drama in normal text
>actual show discussion behind spoiler tags
For what purpose?

Anyway, I really liked Glimmer in the opener. Was nice to see that she still has her manipulative streak, even if it is less malicious now.

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>>26915474
Yeah, it's great that she hasn't had a friendship lobotomy

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would you adopt one of these fillies?

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So we're all in agreement that we'd all suck Sunburst's dick if given half the chance, right?

>>26915537
No

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If this doesn't make a comeback, I'm going to crack open a bear.

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christ, what an asshole

>>26915540
I'd rather just cuddle with him, but sure

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>>26915537
everything's better with hooves

though I can't say much about the characters, since there wasn't much to the Shadowbolts in "Friendship Games".

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how does somepony so cute turn out to be worse than hitler?

>>26915591
Well, she didn't really destroy Equestria intentionally..

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filllyra is gonna touch it

>>26915597
>After presented with evidence, she was still determined to go through with her plan
Sparing her was a mistake.

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>>26915610
I'm sure Twilight knew what she was doing.

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>>26915610
>implying you'd be able to be mad at her for long enough to carry out the sentence

>>26915610
>>Sparing her was a mistake.
You're an idiot

>Anon breaks into the MLPGCO basement at night.
>Is greeted by a crowd of muddy, disheveled ponies manning an underground pineapple greenhouse.
>They mob him, begging for rescue.

>>26915626
I could and I am.

>>26915638
What are they doing with all those pineapples?

>>26915551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmps41yF52M

>>26915626
Why wouldn't I be mad at the shittiest pony to exist since Zipporwhill?

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>>26915652

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>>26915600
Why doesn't she do the thing anymore?

>>26915540
Yeah, his cute little mottled horsecocklette.

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>>26915650
It's the least pleasant job they could come up with for dirty, unwanted, immigrant ponies.

You don't want ponies that fled from Equestria Girls bothering proper ponies, now, do you?

>>26915682
Just send them to wall up the mirror.

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>>26915652

>>26915731
I misread that as Mothership.

>>26915731
... it worked well enough for Twilight, so maybe it will turn Glimmer into an alicorn, too.

Or it will destroy Equestria again.

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strong filly getting booped by a hedgehog like this

>>26915745
thats adorable

>Pinkie's fun fetish

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Flurry a cute.

>>26915814
I want to rub balloons on her tummy and boop her nose with mine after sufficient static builds up.

>>26915824
>she explodes
>nonsexually

>>26915817
is this anthro?

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>>26914104
I want to suck the horn of flurry and finger her until orgasm, the involontary megalewdser taking my head off.

>>26915829
No hooves, tail or muzzle. I think it's just Equestria Girls-ified.

Although considering she's an alicorn, she's probably hiding her horsecock with her arms.

You throw back the covers on your bed, revealing a pony nest. The mare curls defensively around the fillies.

ImportantWizard

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>>26915848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MimMhuhrHh8

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>>26914322
I wish more people liked Tree Hugger.
I seriously love this horse.

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>>26915846

>>26915832
>Future Twilight: "Quick, follow me through this portal! The future depends on it!"
>Twilight runs into the portal, materializing directly into Future Twilight's leather sex harness.
>Future Twilight smiles as she closes the portal.

>>26915871
I like her, she's cute

>>26915846
jesus christ, they're multiplying

>>26915846
i just jump right into bed, squashing those soft ponies

>>26915879
That's what happens when you don't sterilize your mares.

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>>26915846
HOW DO THESE PONIES GET INTO MY HOUSE

>>26915879
I blame your colt.

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>>26915871
i like flutterhugger

i mean what's a more perfect couple than a dirty hippie and a stoner?

>>26915884
I put on my robe and luchador mask.

>>26915832
I really like this comic

>>26915897
they're attracted to the scent of failure and virginity

>>26915844
so has anybody noticed how fucked up spike's eyes are in the third panel.
that seems like someone would of seen that by now.

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>>26915908
I dislike Fluttershy, but Flutterhugger is the cutest.
I really hope Tree Hugger shows up again somewhere down the line. But I'm still under the impression most people don't like her

>>26915908
ponies are not for your fetishes anon

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>>26915897
They seek warmth and shelter from the elements

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>>26915932
>>26915921
>they have a sixth sense for those without friends
>it drives them to help

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>>26915928
not even to imagine how their unshaven cunts smell as they rub them together?

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>>26915941
Hey, Fluttershy shaves.
It's Bush Cuddle that doesn't.

>>26915887
I knew I should've gotten her spayed.

I love when ponies give each other hugs.
It makes me really happy.

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>>26915949
which bush would she cuddle

>>26915949
Her fetlocks, Anon.

I don't think ponies have pubes.

(Now, as for EqG Tree Hugger… hoo boy. You can get lost down there…)

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>>26915962
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD ANON

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>>26915960
Jeb
He looks like he needs a hug from a cute horse

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>>26915971
unffff

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>>26915975

>>26915848
Impotent Wizard

>>26915984
I would ask her out, but then get really nervous and walk away.

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>>26915984
>>26915996
Me too.

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>>26915996
you should get with fluttershy

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>>26916023
Gross.
No.
Hopefully she would be chill enough to look past how socially retarded I am and ask to hang out later

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>Fluttershy's brother

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>>26916049
wow dick

ill take her then

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>>26916077
We could double date

>>26916081
Who are the pony versions of the walrus and the carpenter.

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what sorts of activities would you like to do with this girl?

>>26916104
Sightseeing.

>>26916104
Ask her to hook me up with her hippie friend

>>26916120
feeding her pets