Use any line from the show to describe your sex life Spoiler

>>26906380
>line from that show to describes my sex life
"No."

>>26906380
"I give up."

-Sweetie Belle.

I just don't know what went wrong

>>26906380
"Oh I've taken my share of licks, I've made it through the thin and thick"

>>26906380
Big Brother Best Friend Forever

>>26906380
"OH COME ON!"

>>26906380
>What? Um. No, L-Like you said *ahem* I'm an important wizard.

>>26906506
This

>>26906380
Oatmeal? are you crazy!?

>>26906380
"And may the best pet win!"

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>>26906506
>>26906514

>>26906380
https://youtu.be/SMvffMPbioA

>"Everyone will just laugh at me and make fun of me and call me names. It will be the worst night of my life."

>Have I mentioned yet that I work alone?
>Have I mentioned yet that you're lucky I don't?

>>26906380
>YOU WILL LOVE ME!

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>"Come on, you guys! Let me in!"
>"Sure thing, Spike."
>"Heavens no! We're getting dressed!"
>"Uh, beg pardon Rarity, but, uh, we don't normally wear clothes. "

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She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!

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>"And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?"

>I don't see why not! Come on, Big Mac, toss her this way!

>"Oh, sorry, girls... I've got a lot of studying to catch up on."

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>>26906506
Why does this hit so hard for me?

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>>26906380
>You're the most basic of jokes
FML

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>"BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN"

>>26906506
Top kek

>"Oh, I don't wear boots. I find they chafe my calves as I walk."

>>26906380
>Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery!
-S1, Stare master

[blows whistle]
[sucking noise]
[crash]
[animal noises]
[music finishes]

>>26906380
I can't think of anything.

At all.

Yet if these were Spongebob quotes I'd have a million of them.

Damn it.

>>26906982
( spoons rattling )

>>26906380
>"Ugh"
S1-E1
~Twilight

>Nope. We got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute, that just about covers it.

>"I sure am glad you found those shovels."

Rarity: You just made it sound so delectable.
Fluttershy: So tasty.
Rainbow Dash: And boy was it!
Rarity: I only meant to take a little, lady-like bite.
Fluttershy: And it was so good.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I just dove right in!

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>>26907407

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>"Looking good Spike! Looking real good!
>Covers face in shame

Oh, what now? I suppose you'll be eating me or something?

Main cast: [laughs]

>>26907591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJfJTmfq2Q4

>>26906380
>I know I have heard of those before, but where...
S1 - E1

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>>26906506

>>26907662
most laughtracks were recorded in the 1950's
you are hearing dead people laugh

>"Oh, Spike, how could you ever know what it's like to be totally obsessed with a pony only to find out they're obsessed with somepony else?"

>>26906524
you have more than one pet? that sounds like heaven, I always wanted a sister slave.

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>>26907810
...fuck

>"It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitchin' twitchin'! And you know what that means..."

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>"I don't wanna talk about it..."

>>26907189
Fucking kek

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I'm surprise Pic related hasn't been posted before.

>>26908218
Probably because they got it wrong: >>26906602

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>>26906506

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>>26906506

>>26906380
"You really are my little pony"

>>26906624
This is great

>>26906380
"Look out! Here comes Tom!"

>"Plenty of room for my puppets."

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>>26906506
I was not ready for this

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>>26906506
>>26906514
>>26906530
>>26906680
>>26908413
>>26908440
>>26910019
Screencap for all you faggots

She doesn't love me anymore...

"Applejack cries on the inside, Twilight!"

>>26906380
I can't believe we're finally here. With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this... The Best Night Ever!
You can probably see where this is going...

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>>26906506

>>26906380
>sometimes it's really fun to be scared/

>Tender loving care or totally lost cause?

>>26908021

Am i the only one who thinks she obtained all male parts when that happened?

>>26906380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLxT2Slhl1c

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>"I'M SO PATHETIC!"

>>26906380
"I'm so proud of you little buddy. You taught me a thing or two."

>>26906380
>Your destiny's uncertain
>and that's sometimes hard to take

"I hate being all alone" - Rainbow Dash

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my little ponies

I'm a virgin piece of shit
-Your waifu S4E27

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>>26914198
Lyra's a virgin? Neat!

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>"Whats soaking wet and clueless?"

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Bumping

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>>26906380
10 seconds flat

>>26906380
You can't have a nightmare if you never dream

>>26906506
I don't ge-

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh...

>>26906380
>Now you get in there and marry that donkey!

>>26915431

You've been to Guatemala too?

>>26906380
Nervouscited

>>26912155
Yes you are. Fucking tumblrfag

>>26906421
This

>>26906380
"OH COME ON"
-Sweetie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJIlpf-ilqM

>>26906429
This

>>26907563
underrated post

"LOUDER!"
-rainbow dash

"i missed you so much big sister"
-luna

>screams of delight is what your princess desires

>"Gah! Bats! Bats on my face!"

"i don't really think he's up to the task"
-yellow shy

"aww you poor poor little baby"

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>>26906506
I don't want to play this game anymore, guys.

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>>26907065

>>26906380
"If Mom and Dad were here, they'd be so proud of you"

>"Guess both of us have been holdin' back when it comes to expressin' ourselves, huh?"

>"Oh, hey. Is that the toy we used to play with when I was little?"

>>26906380
"I cry on the inside."

>Ten seconds flat

>>26910196
Could somebody explain this to me?

>>26916594
that's an academy record!

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>>26916640

>>26916741
I can't tell if this is an explanation or a joke about my sexual knowledge, or both.

>>26916785
It's an explanation. If you're a 30 year old virgin, you get magic powers.

>>26916461
this just inspired this
https://soundcloud.com/n1ghtcap/spoons-rattling

>no secret but fun quote

>>26917068
Because that's from a different show.

The one from MLP is Scary, but fun.

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>>26906506
I'm laughing on the outside, crying on the inside...

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>>26912667

>>26906380
>"She doesn't love me"
Can't include "anymore.".

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>>26906506

>>26908913
Ayyy my man.

>>26906506
Winner of the thread
And I'll know this feel in 3 years.

Rainbow: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Loss of control
Rainbow: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming and hollering.
Rainbow: Yes, and most importantly?
Fluttershy: Passion.
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Applejack: The Rara I knew didn't hide behind a veil givin' out fake stamp kisses, sippin' up imported water, and needin' her cherries separated.
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Svengallop: Now that I don't have to oversee a rehearsal with those brats, I have time for the works! You know the drill! Deliver, or the diva ditches your dippy charity!
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Pinkie Pie: Creamy, creamy frosting.
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Cheese Sandwich: Hey good looking! Want some mayonnaise?
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Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.

...Need I go on?

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>>26918032
>Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.

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>>26918032
>Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.

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>>26906380
>your sex life
It's not scientifically possible

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>>26906380
>I just don't think it's going to happen

>You're the most basic of jokes

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>Me when if I lose my virginity:
You've come such a long, long way
And I've watched you from that very first day
To see how you might grow
To see what you might do
To see what you've been through
And all the ways you've made me proud of you

It's time now for a new change to come
You've grown up and your new life has begun
To go where you will go
To see what you will see
To find what you will be
For it's time for you to fulfill your destiny

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>>26918973
fuck.....

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I waked up my family with my laugh

>>26918032
>Hey good looking! Want some mayonnaise?
God damn it that was so dumb but I can't stop laughing.

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>>26906506

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>>26918032
>Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.

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>>26916795
Go see the new episode

>>26920337
Yes. That's where it's a quote from. But saying you're a wizard in the context of your sex life means you're a virgin.

>"Nope."

>>26920337
What new episode?

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>>26907810
Because, slut, I had the same thing happen to me.

>>26920673
are you serious?

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>>26920673
>>/out/

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>>26920673
Haha, man this meme's hilarious.

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>>26906506
Updated version

>>26909020
Underrated

>>26906380
Nothin' Doin, Twilight.

-Best Horse.

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>>26909020
>>26921610
agreed

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>>26906506

>>26907749
dude you do realize we have WWII vets walking and talking right?

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>>26906506

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>>26906506

>>26906380
I really like her mane.

>>26906380
>Oh My

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>>26906506
>tfw 3.5 years away from wizard status

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>>26918032
>Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.
this is too perfect

"It's a travesty, is what it is."
-Season 1, Episode 14

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>>26906506
Fucking kek

>>26906380
>inb4 I do not love the groom

>>26925352
I just checked the song and the better line is the truth is I don't care for him at all

>>26906380
>"Don't worry about me. I've got plenty of... books... to keep me... busy."

>>26906380
"Awful, simply awful."

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>>26906380
>"I don't get it."

>"Good heavens, what is that smell?"

>>26925452
underrated post

>>26906380
>"I don't wanna talk about it"
-S1, bridle gossip

>>26906523
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/view/1128&search=mlp

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"I want to come inside"

-Rainbow Dash

>>26906506
i seriously dont fucking get it what the fuck

>>26929661
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-year-old-virgin-wizard

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>>26929661
are you that clueless?

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>>26916741
>>26916795
>>26929823
>spoonfeeding
Come on now

>>26929874
It hurts to see someone that painfully new to the internet. I had to do something.

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>Applejack: Heh, Sorry everypony! That's it for today!
>Ponies: Awww.
>Rainbow Dash: Surprise surprise. You ran out again!
>Caramel: Yeah, you always run out!
>Fluttershy: For the record, I don't mind...

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>>26906380
>"Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?"

>>26906442
this was great, why didnt anyone reply to it?

>>26930187
So we could get in the ebin screencap of course!

>>26906442
kek.