Anon in Pone Prison # goddammit I can't keep track of this

>>26905666
Y'know, there's a reason you got scruffed

>>26905666
I don't want to be scruffed all my fav threads got scruffed

>>26905666
I was ABOUT to make the new thread
This is number 35.5, Last thread 404'd Edition

Copy+paste

Anon has finally been brought to justice. Justice means no dessert and going to bed early.

Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
http://pastebin.com/u/Mythd
http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose
http://pastebin.com/u/Aftercase
http://pastebin.com/u/Shardok
http://pastebin.com/u/MLPNope
http://pastebin.com/u/Slownon
http://pastebin.com/u/shrimpasta
http://pastebin.com/u/Davyjones635
http://pastebin.com/u/jubileewritefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Zelis
http://pastebin.com/u/dungeoncrawler
http://pastebin.com/u/Spritejunkee
http://pastebin.com/u/Bluebirdd065
http://pastebin.com/u/PhysicsAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/EyeCancer
http://pastebin.com/u/MindWave

Had to search in desustorage since threads in my historial are 404'd
What the fuck mods

>>26905693
An autistic raging mod that was or will likely get removed.

>>26905693
Satan trips says go be bootyblasted about your day somewhere else.

Zew, Physics
Since you two and I were updating our stories late night, should we post it again?

>>26905779
I don't even remember where I was at, but for now I'm just a lurker until this autsy mod has left

>>26905803
Yeah...
Let's wait for a while and see if the mod is fired.

>>26905779
yus plz the boards dissipated with me missing 13+ hours of green

>>26905803
Your last post was

>Except for just a few moments ago
>A thunderous beating vibrates through the shelters wall
>WHAT THE FUCK!
>You check the map
>The moon is right on top of you
“SILVER LININGS! Are you in there? It is I your princess! I require your help and a safe place. I am to assume this pedestrian washroom is a worthy defensible position”

Cause you were wonderin ^:)

>>26905989
Cheers random anon, if this thread is still alive once I get back to melbz I may consider posting something.

>>26905666
Hey, /prison/
Is there a certain green I should read to start off with or is it all good to go?

>>26906447
Mythd story was the first, so that's a good start
But every story in general is good to start.
Some aren't finished, but Mythd stories (2) are finished.

Eh, I think we need to put descriptions on the pastebins or something like that telling what the story has for the reader.

>>26906525
Hugs, snuggles and silly ponies would adequately describe most /prison/ green text

>>26906525
I've always felt like this should be the case. I look at the AiE archives, where they have synopsis' for all of their stories.

I have the old thread Stiller open, what should I do ?

>>26906706
Post all my stuff for me

Still*

>>26906576
Yeah... maybe in this thread we can decide to what descriptions to add for the next OP's thread.
We can start with the first stories.

>>26906730
Are we posting the green now?
Aren't we waiting if the autistic fuck is gone?

>>26906774
I'm not but if that anon wants to he can go ahead
Scruffy has already given some excuse about thread deletions so its probably calmed down already, but still.

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>>26906730

Will post the rest one I got home

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>>26905757
I sure hope so.

>>26905693
Fuck you faggot we were on topic, choke on all the dicks in your basement.

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Is it safe yet?

>>26909536
I think so, I checked in on other threads that were deleted at random, I think a CYOA loving faggot mod took out a bunch of writefags temporally, I you can post you are good. Looks like it was a 24 hour ban for authors.

>>26909686
"if" fucking f button doesn't respond sometimes.

>>26905666
bump for safety. >>26909536
looks clear for now, is Zew, Sperg, and the others banned right now?

>>26910781
I don't think no writefriend was banned
Just the first posters of the previous threads

>>26911182
Well some good news, I heard a few writefags in RGR have been banned for 30 days for avoiding being banned, when they weren't banned.

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>>26905666
Just in case you guys missed some of the stories when it 404'ed.

https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26779645/#q26898539

I was about to repost what I posted yesterday night
Then >>26911432 happened
Eh... now I don't know what to do.

>>26911458
Do it anyways, old green is still green.

>>26911568
K

>http://pastebin.com/4nt9094f

Be Short Fuse
>Be in the entrance of the prison
>Aka the reception
>You are so excited to greet the new guards!
>Too much excited… for a moment you dressed your uniform backwards
>Good you knew that only by looking at your mirror!
>And because the uniform wasn’t feeling comfortable
>But now you are waiting for the new guards to come in
>This is a big responsibility!
>But something is missing
>Well, more like somepony
>Your eyes look around searching for a certain Pegasus
>But nothing
>You were the only one here
>Weird
>Your personal assistant, Yarn Feather was late
>She never is late…
>Was she sleeping?
>And when you thought you could get help with the list of new guards… oh well, you can do it by yourself
>Oh! The first two are arriving! And they are ponies!
>Okay warden, calm down. Take a light breath… you can do it, just don’t get nervous and everything will go fine!
>Wait, is that pony wearing a prisoner uniform?
>Or maybe is a different guard uniform from another city?
>…No way, that pony has cuffs on his wings
>They come to a halt in front of you
>One was a mare and the one who looked like a prisoner was a stallion
>The prisoner stays behind the female earth pony
>Aww, he’s shy!
>The earth pony guard, which was wearing a darkish purple uniform, stepped forward leaving the prisoner behind him
>”Good morning warden, guard Gniw from Vanhoover prison reporting for duty!”
>Whoa, this mare got a beautiful long magenta mane!
>How many gel she uses daily?
>You really need to ask her later
>You shake your thoughts before you get lost in your dreams again
>A little creature flew in front of your sight putting its hoof on their forehead as sign of salute
>”Och, I am the rude and /masculine/ guard Water Fall from clover prison in Breezie territory! Rank Page 9 serving you, sir!”
>Ooooh a breezie guard!
>And he called you sir!

>>26911728

>Glad he remarked that he was male and not female, you were about to call him the opposite …
>You tilt your head to the right trying to see the scared prisoner behind the guard named Gniw
“And who are you? Come on, I don’t bite”
>[Insecure pony noises]
>He doesn’t look you in the eyes, just stares at the ground
>”S-Skip me!”
>Oh… poor thing, must be really scared for some reason
>”We really wish we could skip you Rock…”
“What was that?”
>”N-Nothing warden! I was thinking out loud!”
>Gniw moves to the right making the new prisoner have no place to hide
“Now that you can’t hide, what’s your name?”
>You say with a quiet and confident voice
>But the prisoner didn’t move, at least he was looking at you
>”I’m behind Water Fall! You can’t see me!”
>You could clearly see the new prisoner behind the breezie guard
>He had a blue mane with a tiny forelock near between his eyes
>You need to visit Vanhoover to get one of those fashion looks!
>Maybe his prison has a manestyler?
>Well the important thing… why is he avoiding telling his name?
>The prisoner murmured something as he looked at the guard Gniw
>Gniw sighed and moved near Rock
>She was removing the prisoner’s cuffs from his wings
>Maybe they were too tight?
>” Thanks… My name is Rock”
>There it is!
>You give him a big smile as you move your right hoof as a greeting
“Welcome to Saddle Arabia’s prison, Rock! All new prisoners get a presentation of the prison! But… well, nobody told me that we had a new prisoner… and it’s weird because in the letter it didn’t say so”
> Gniw moved directly in front of you interrupting the hoof shaking you were giving to Rock
>She looked worried for some reason

>>26911741

>”W-Well you see, warden! Is a special program of change of prisoners! So they… get to know other prisons! Is a shortly one, heh… heh….” She took a pause “And you see, Rock is shy because of this program! He didn’t ask for this, but he had no choice!”
>Poor thing… no wonder he’s so shy!
>So the cuffs were placed so he couldn’t escape!
>You feel bad for him now
“I see… my apologizes, Rock, if you don’t feel comfortable with this prison, you have all the rights to go back to your old prison! Without cuffs!”
>Rock didn’t say a thing, just nodded silently
>Your ears hear flapping behind you
>Turning around, you see Yarn Feather walking slowly towards your side
>You are very glad to see her! Good she didn’t fall sleep!
>She was singing something and looked pretty happy
>Must be for something related with her cats
>”We’re living in Equestria, Equestria~ Mmhmmhmm~”
“Hey Yarn! Good morning! I’m glad you are with me at time!”
>Yarn nodded, then she drew a list from her saddlebag along with a quill
>”You know I wouldn’t miss something so important, warden! I even bought a list with me so I can mark every new guard! Shall I begin?”
“Sure!”
>She prepared the quill and started to write
>”Aigh firs mmgard?”
>You smile rolling your eyes
>Silly Pegasus trying to speak with a quill on her mouth
“Write down this: Guard Gniw from Vanhoover prison and Guard Water Fall from Clover prison. The last pony is a prisoner, and well, there is no need in adding him since the list is for guards only”
>Speaking of names…
>How could you forget to introduce yourself!
“Oh yeah, ehhm. I’m the warden of this prison, my name is Short Fuse. Nice to meet you all!”

>>26911752

>Yarn Feather calls your attention as she takes out the quill from her mouth
>”Warden… this is a new prisoner… right?”
>You nod
“Mmhmm… it was unexpected. But here at Saddle Arabia’s prison we welcome anyone new! Why do you ask?”
>Yarn started to play with her hooves as she tried to continue speaking
>”Can he… stay with me? I mean, in the meantime you look for a new cell for him”
>Two inmates sharing one cell?
“Eh… I don’t know, he’s new and we don’t have cells with more than one inmate”
>Yarn pouts angrily at you, looking directly in your eyes
>”Ah yeah, we don’t have cells with two inmates. What about Anon and Pancho? Or are you letting that through for some other reason? Hmmm?”
>Okay, she caught you
>Since those two were friends, you let that through for this time
>Well… maybe letting this pass just for this occasion…
“Okay, okay. You win; he can stay with you as I search for a cell for him”
>Good thing she didn’t know Anon and Pancho were with you when they had no cell
“Is that okay for you, Rock?”
>You and Yarn look at him
>But this time he didn’t react scared or shy

>>26911762

>Rock walked directly to Yarn holding a rose on his hoof
>”I would be glad to stay with you! Here is a token of friendship as a thank you, lady”
>You look in awe at the sudden change of personality
>Yarn Feather smiles as she holds the rose with her hoof
>”Oh thank you!”
>She then munches the flower
>”I didn’t get to eat at all! I was so hungry!”
>Rock gives a wink to Yarn, she just giggles
>You cough on your hoof
“Alright, Yarn, would you take your temporally partner to your cell so he knows where it is? He can stay in there as we finish meeting the new inmates, then you can give him the prison tour!”
>They both nod
>”Sure warden, I’ll be right back quickly! I’ll leave the list so you get to write the names of the other guards!” She leaves the list near a table on the reception “Alright, follow me mister Rock!”
>”Gladly!”
>Their wings began to flap as they gained height
>They started to fly away from the reception
“Hey! No flying inside the prison!”
>But it was too late, they were gone
>Note: Remove 5 points from Yarn Feather account
>Now you were alone with the two new guards
“Okay! As we wait for the others to come, wanna talk about something? Or ask something?”
>Gniw raised a hoof to speak
“Yes, Gniw?”
>”Have you seen any… suspicious box around here?”

That's it for yesterday update
I'll take a bathroom and try to update something if I can
If not, well, tomorrow it is.
Man I need a beer...

So they've banned greentext bait threads... Even though that's how almost every general started.

>>26911964

Guess it's that time of the season where mods get bored.

>>26911964
Yeah.
Mods killed the way generals were created.
Is just sad.

>>26912079
Including this general, if I recall correctly.
>"Anon, you are under arrest for crimes against Equestria. How do you plead?"

Let's just give this a little bump.
I'm still afraid

>>26912957
Me too, anon.
Me too.

>>26912973
We all are

>>26905666
God damn all scruffy accomplished was cranking up /mlp/'s autism to 11. The amount of shitposting is through the fucking roof.
Anyway I'll post a thing or something some time around soonish

>>26913265
Also we got a pair of baby tortoises cuz they're like fish but different and we need a name for one of them and that can be left up to you guys

>>26913291
You mad man, I vote Johnathan Fucklaw.

>>26913309
So far you're winning

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>>26913291
I am of voting for Ilyich

>>26913291
Are the tortoises gay or straight?

Old Man Henderson?

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>>26913347

>>26913347
>>26913347
They are both and also asexual at the same time

>>26913441
Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo and/or Raphael.
Optional: Buy a rat

I'm just gunna start posting from here. also the turtle's gunna be called Old man henderson
“Nonny it was you! You saved me! Where are we? Is this a human city? It’s so big! But why is everything wrecked? And what’s wrong with those other humans? Why are they attacking us!? It’s like the Everfree forest but a million times worse!”
>The room shakes about as the air is filled with the deafening roar of the car’s fusion core exploding
>It’s followed by a secession of several other roars as nearby cars go up in a chain reaction of nuclear fury
“EEEEE-E-EEE-EEEEEEEEEE~!!
>You put your arms tightly around the distressed pony and ride out the furious shaking
>The roars fade away in the breeze, leaving nothing but silence
“WHAT WAS THAT!?!”
>You un-alive-ing a few things
>You boop the pony’s muzzle and she scrunches up
>”Save Batepone!” Comes up in your vision as complete
>”Calm down silly. That was me. I was just getting rid of the bad guys”
>Your mind becomes taxed
>”Hnng”
“Are you okay Nonny?”
>You shake your head clear
>Your mind must be getting better at repelling Luna’s assault because the hazy moments were getting shorter and shorter
>”I’ll be fine, now I guess you had some questions?”
>You will away Silvers tears
“Where are we?”
>”This is the human city of Boston, well not actually, this is just a fake one, it’s bigger and not as destroyed looking in real life. This one was just made for a game, you know, for fun”
“How is a ruined city fun!?”
>”Like I told you before dinner, destruction /is/ fun!... To humans at least”
>Silver shakes her head
“W-well why is everything trying to hurt us? That’s not fun. I had to actually /hit/ one of those ugly humans I met in the comics store. His paw fell off but he didn’t seem to mind”
>Silver looks confused
“Humans can’t grow limbs back can they?”

>>26913828
>”No but... I’m sorry about everything attacking us, I didn’t know this is what I’d dream about, but trust me when I say where I come from is nothing like this”
>She shakes her head in disbelief
“But where does your mind draw upon to create all this? These terrible things!”
>”Ugh, you wouldn’t understand, and I don’t know how to explain it with such a large cultural gap between our species. Just try to think of it as an imaginary place that humans can visit to do dangerous things without getting hurt”
“I can… kinda work with that, like a big shared dream space. Now then... Can we get out of here? Can’t you turn this place into a sunny meadow? Or a land made of soft pillows and cuddles?”
>”I like that idea… But I don’t know how to change what I’m dreaming about”
>She puts a hoof to your forehead
“You just need to focus, believe you’re where you want to be”
>You close your eyes and try to block out your surroundings, focusing solely on the thought of a meadow made of cushions
>You can feel the world rippling around you
>It’s working! It’s working!
“By the way Nonny, where is Luna?”
>As if on cue your mind fuzzes and your focus is lost
>You feel the ripple of change peter out
>The dream remains a torturous wasteland
>”I’m about to find out
>You mark “Get rid of big whorse” as active and check your map
>A moon symbol sits at the Corvega assembly plant
>It blinks away and re-appears in the glowing sea
>As quickly as it pops up there it’s gone again
>The symbol jumps around the map from place to place
>Every so often it would stay for a moment and the fuzz would arise in your brain
>But those moments never lasted long
>”The bitch is all over the damn place”
>A small hoof whacks across your cheek
>But the strike is so light the only reason you were aware of it was because you saw the damn thing coming
“You cannot speak about The Princess that way! Even in a dream!"

>>26913828
FUCK YES! HEDERSON A BEAST!

>>26913835
>Silver’s look of anger turns to horror as she stares at her hoof
“I-I’m so sorry Nonny, I didn’t mean to hit you, I’d never want to harm you… Please, PLEASE don’t kick me out of your herd. Things are just stressful here”
>You gently pet her head
>”I’m the one who’s sorry, it’s my fault we’re at a place like this… And Silver, I would never, ever make you leave my herd, no matter what you do”
>She smiles her adorable grin, flashing her little bat teeth
>Pointy
“How’d I get so lucky to find a stallion like you?”
>Her face becomes serious once again
“But seriously though don’t talk about the princess like that, she’s important to me and I need her to like you!”
>”Hehe… That may be a problem”
>Silver looks at you like a disapproving mother
“Nonny, what did you do? As if having her in a place like this isn’t bad enough!”
>”You know how I had a nap before”
>She nods

>>26913846
>”Well, Luna kinda joined me. She must have thought that was when she was meant to join”
“But I hadn’t told you about the dreaming thing until after your nap... That couldn’t have been good”
>”Yeah I know, because of that I was confused and then there was some sort of miscommunication and so now... she kinda thinks I’m evil and trying to corrupt you or something”
>Silver face hoofs
“Maybe I wasn’t so lucky finding you Anonymous”
“And why only tell me this now!”
>”I couldn’t remember it before I’ve never been good at recalling dreams”
“Well then all we have to do is get to her and then together we can explain that this whole thing has all just been a silly mistake”
>”I admire your optimism Silver, but your princess just doesn’t like me, not to mention she’s trying to steal my memories, and call me crazy but I kinda don’t like that, so I’m not quite in the best of moods for talking things through”
>Luna is going to need a very serious talking too/forceful removal from your head
“Just try to be civil Nonny, I know you’re not the best behaved inmate”
>You nod
>God damn…. fine
>For her, you would try to be nice, violence is never the answer as they say
>Except for just a few moments ago
>A thunderous beating vibrates through the shelters wall
>WHAT THE FUCK!
>You check the map
>The moon is right on top of you
“SILVER LININGS! Are you in there? It is I your princess! I require your help and a safe place. I am to assume this pedestrian washroom is a worthy defensible position”

>>26913852
>Well you don’t need to search for moonbutt anymore
“Princess, yes it’s me!”
>The princess replies from outside
“Silver, please allow us to join you, t’is most unpleasant out here”
>She jumps up from you and tries to open the door
“Anon help me with this, how does it open?”
>Still laying down you use a foot to side the door across
>The murky sunlight streams in, blinding you a moment, but not deafening you to Luna’s gasp
>Silver dives out to stand beside the large pony giving a hoof salute
“Initiate Silver Linings reporting for duty Princess”
>Luna doesn’t respond, she only watches intently as you stand up
>Okay, gotta be civil, gotta be nice, gotta do what Silver says
>Her eyes narrow
“How could you fraternize with such a beast Silver, even after witnessing this world around you?”
>”Hey! Wait a sec-
“DID I SPEAK TO YOU!”
>You cringe back
>Silver speaks out
“Princess PLEASE, it’s not what you think, Nonny’s a good guy, he just made a mistake”
>”Yeah, I’m a pretty goo-
“WILL YOU BE QUIET! YOU intrude upon a PRIVATE CONVERSATION!”
>wat?
>”But this is my head!”
>Luna snorts, expelling a grey fog
>It surrounds you
>Everything goes black
>...
>...
>...

>>26913866
***CATASTROPHIC SYSTEM FAILURE DETECTED***
***RUN PERCEPTUAL SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS***
***AUDITORY SYSTEMS...OFFLINE***
***VISUAL SYSTEMS...OFFLINE***
***TACTILE SYSTEMS...OFFLINE***
***KINESTHETIC SYSTEMS...OFFLINE***
***DIAGNOSTICS CANCELED***

***RUN COGNITIVE DIAGNOSTICS***
***HIGHER COGNITION...OFFLINE***
***HEMISPHERE CONNECTION...ONLINE***
***ACTION POTENTIAL...ONLINE***
***HOMEOSTATIC SYSTEMS...ONLINE***
***MEMORY SYSTEMS...ERROR***
***MEMORY SYSTEMS CORRUPT***
***SCAN FOR ERRORS...Y/N?***
***Y***
***SCANNING***
***SCAN COMPLETE. NO ERRORS DETECTED***
***EXPLORE ADDITIONAL OPTIONS...Y/N***
***Y-
***ALERT*** ***ALERT***
***UNSANCTIONED ACTION POTENTIAL IN MEMORY CORE***
***QUARANTINE RECOMMENDED...Y/N?***
***Y***
***QUARANTINE SUCCESSFUL***
***CONTINUE DIAGNOSTICS...Y/N?***
***N***
***INITIAL SYSTEM REBOOT...Y/N?***
***Y***
***SYSTEM REBOOTING***
***HIGHER COGNITION...ONLINE***
>OH god you can’t even
***AUDITORY SYSTEMS...ONLINE***
>The sounds of the world rush back to you
“WHAT NOW?! HOW DOES HE REPEL ME! WHAT SECRETS MUST BE HIDDEN SO ANONYMOUS!”
“Princess, please listen! He didn’t mean to call you a whores, he doesn’t know anything about Equestria!”
***KINESTHETIC SYSTEMS...ONLINE***
>You’re suddenly aware of your own body once more
“This isn’t about that Silver, it’s for the good of Equestria, if you can’t see that he clearly has a spell of corruption over you”
***TACTILE SYSTEMS...ONLINE***
>You can feel your face pushed against the rough road
“I do NOT! Test me for one!”
>You can hear a warping noise as Luna casts a spell
>She grunts in confusion, clearly not getting the result she expected
“See Princess, no spells on me!”

>>26913475
>Optional: Buy a rat
kek

>>26913904
“Then he has tricked you somehow. You must come back with us to the castle. We can not allow you to remain under this one's influence. Just look at the monstrous world he has created around you, nothing sane could produce such things”
“You’re not listening to me Princess! It isn’t real”
“Real or not it’s too barbaric for just one creature to form by happenstance. He must be keeping a secret about the inspiration for this torture”
>You hear Silver sigh
“You may be right Princess, but I’ve been thinking about it. Anonymous /is/ a carnivore, and everypony knows what their societies are like, Anon’s is just a little more /extreme/ I think”
“I am well aware of carnivore culture, but this is beyond the pale, and all the more reason to bring you back. Silver you have merely witnessed but a taste of what this realm has to offer, Anonymous is a danger to our kingdom”
>You hear Silver stammer
“A-a what?”
***VISUAL SYSTEMS...ONLINE***
***ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE***
***INITIATE CONSCIOUSNESS...Y/N?***
***Y***
>Your vision returns as does all control over your body
>You’re looking down at the ground, a small chunk of ghoul flesh beside you
>”ugh, my head..”
>The two mare’s above you go silent
“...impossible... he’s awoken”
>You clamber back up
>Silver looks happy that you’re back up but it’s apparent she’d also been crying
>Luna just glares
>”That wasn’t very nice for a princess. I though only queens were evil”
>Her cheek twitches, your recovery has unsettled her
>”I was planning to be civil for Silver’s sake. I was willing to put up with the mind rape”
>Both mares gasp at your language
“Fuck, even the sucker punch just then, I can deal with”
>You rub your temples, your mind feeling, for the first time in your dream, truly clear

>>26913932
>”But what I’m not going to put up with is you ignoring Silver Linings’ feelings and I will absolutely not tolerate you trying to take her from me. As a mare of my herd it’s my duty to look out for her interests and to protect her”
>Silver looks at you lovingly
>Luna is less than impressed
“Silver Linings, you formed a herd with this beast?”
>She looks away from Luna’s intensive stare
“Y-yes your majesty, I did”
“How could you do something so foalish!?”
>Silver starts to cry
>It’s pitiful
>Not Silver’s crying, but Luna; why was she being so cruel? What had you really done aside from swear and yell a little?
>Well she can yell and scream at you all she want’s but you won’t let Silver get caught up in it
>You pick up your mare and hold her close
>Softly you stroke her back to console her
>Luna clearly does not approve
“How dare you human-
>”HEY!”
>”Look here miss ‘princess of the night’! You mean the world to Silver, and all she wants to do is help and serve you, and those around her. Don’t take your weird anger toward me out on her. Apologies right now, or I’ll make you!”
>You harden your face into a mask of unyielding anger
>“By force if I have to”
>The princess stammers at a loss for words
“Y-you dare challenge us? In a dream? Our domain?”
>”Yeah I guess I am”
>She laughs mockingly
“We’re going to enjoy this Anonymous”
>Silver looks up from your arms
“Nonny please don’t!”
>You turn and put the bat back into the shelter
>”Don’t worry Silver, it’ll be fine, trust me”
“...okay”
>God you hope it’ll turn out fine
>You seal your mare away
>”Alright Princess, it’s time for a lesson in humility”


I have no idea where I'm going with this so I'm gunna stop here

>>26913960
I don't care this is great!

>>26913960
NOOOO, WHY DID YOU STOP ON A CLIFF HANGER YOU MADMAN?!

>>26913910
>>26913475
I had a rat when I was a kid. When it died I laughed because rigamortis had set in while she was mid eating something. In fact she probably choked to death lol

>>26913960
Time to show Luna what Silent Hill is.

>>26914025
Zew, this is an option, but lets hide Silver in a bunker first>>26914027
The Isshimura is a option as well, or the Sprawl.

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>>26914035
Wait I got it, chicks dig giant robots!

>>26914044
Ishimura would be good, but I feel Luna could combat monsters. She needs something that will leave her mind in pieces, something that will affect her outside of the dreamworld.

Deadspace isn't scary

>>26914052
>>26914058
Like Mario party?
Song for the war! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s

>>26913960
>Our domain?
Actually, it's Anon's domain as well.
It is /his/ mind after all.
Could you, through the change of perception of the world and the rules it lives by, force the Moon Butt into some kind of role?
I mean, like sliding the world into a Battletech universe, forcing dream horse into a role of a mech pilot because in /this/ world only this would make sense and therefore be the reality.
Just wondering if it's possible to screw the moon horse over in her own domain.
And if this role-assignment is true, going full Dead Space could turn Luna into a monster and you into a poor engineer that have to protect his pone.

>>26914061
>Like Mario party?
Fucking kek, Luna vs Google AI level CPU.

>>26914067
We would be the most badassed engineer, though cutting her to ribbons would only prove her point, what else could we do?

>>26914067
>>26914075
>going full Dead Space could turn Luna into a monster
Which may still be turned against her, as she scares the hell out of her own subject, making her /perceive/ herself like a monster again
Then you just beat the shit out of her, figuratively speaking, with the feel of guilt for scaring batpone and possibly reminding her of the Nightmare Moon incident.

>>26914088
Yeah that might bite us in the ass later, Armored Core then, give Luna the handicap of a giant arms fort?

Jesus guys here I was thinking it psychopathic of me to laugh at my pet dying, but then we've got you guys talking about psychologically destroying the ruler of an entire nation. What's wrong with you guys

>>26914105
I thought you were joking, but rigor mortis can get pretty funny. And we wont psychologically destroy her, just kick her ass for being mean to Silver.

>>26914105
There is nothing wrong with wanting to assault Luna with the mental images of her being a bigger monster than you could ever hope to become.
>What's wrong with you guys
Where do you think you are?

>>26914105
Pretty sure you didn't laugh at your pet dying but rather at the way it died. There IS a difference despite what people may say.

>>26914105
Also, wanting to psychologically destroy the ruler of an entire nation is most certainly sadistic of us, not psychopathic.

And please refrain from triggering autists with OCD so they would bump the thread for you.
It's not fair and very bad.

>>26914188
no u

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Guys I think I fucked up something with my story
Is there a fetish for ghosts?
Because now I think I have one
What have I done

>>26914615
Don't worry you're not alone in loving some sexy ghosties.

>>26914615
Ghost waifus are cool here, even if we aren't the weird waifu thread.

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>>26907025

Well, since there is some activity here, I'll post some 1k and tomorrow another 1k
Give me a minute.

>>26911781

Be Anonymous
>Be suddenly waking up from your slumber
>Man you are so tired that you can’t wake up entirely
>At least you are cuddling your soft and cute warden
>Thinking about it, you might stay a bit longer as you regain strength
>”..Anonymous… you awake?”
“Give me 5 minutes more, Shorty…”
>You keep holding your cuddly pony as your body feels heavy
>You need to sleep more…
>Your hands try to find the soft spot, aka the belly, but you couldn’t it
>Man, did Short Fuse got light? And… tiny?
>”..That tickles…”
>You open your eyes and they go wide by the figure in front of you
>At your side was no longer the cute male pony you like so much
>Instead it was a blue pony
>A blue /ghost/ pony!
“Ah, Jesus Christ! You scared the hell out of me! What are you doing in my bed?”
>You almost jump from the bed as you see the blue pony ghost at your side
>You didn’t know ghost ponies could cuddle…
>”..Well, first of all, my name isn’t Jesus, I’m Blue Candle. Second, the table wasn’t so comfortable to sleep as I thought it would be… By the way your hands are pretty cold for my standards”
>He steals a pillow from you and covers itself with it
>You have so many questions
>You stand up from the bed and look at the ghost pony covered in pillows
“Where is Short Fuse? And your cousin?”
>A muffled voice coming from the fridge could been heard in the room
>”….I’m here! Stuck. And the warden is busy with something in the reception!”
>Right, he had to see new guards or something like that for extra security against terrorists
>”….By the way… can you help me?”

>>26914729
find it*
editing that on the pastebin

“Why wouldn’t your cousin help you?”
>You walk towards the fridge
>The half body of Red Candle was visible, struggling its way out
>You open the fridge; Red had a piece of cheese on their mouth
>”Well… he got sleepy and didn’t want to help me. So I stayed here eating what I could in the meantime you or he were waking up”
>You look at the stuck ghost pony in the fridge
>How can ghosts get stuck?
>You are half asleep but this is weird
>Well… maybe they aren’t totally ghosts
“Hold my hands and I’ll help you get you out of being stuck”
>Red nods and grabs your hands
>You feel a grip in your hands
>It’s weird how hooves works, even ghost hooves were weirder
>You start pulling Red with not much strength
>It doesn’t take much for Red to get unstuck from the fridge
>An audible ‘plop’ could been heard
>Well that was quick
>Must be because ghost physics
>”….Thank you Anonymous, I owe you one!”
“No problem Red, but like I said, you two can call me just Anon. Most of the ponies do call me like that”
>Red nods
>Then he floats near Blue who was now sleeping under some pillows in your bed
>”Sometimes I wish you weren’t so lazy…”
>Blue just snored as Red was looking at the sleep ghost
“So what are you two doing in my cell so early? I thought you were sleeping. Well, your brother or cousin is”
>That leads you to another question
“Speaking of family… you two said you were… brothers? Cousins? I didn’t ask if you two were male or female and I’m having trouble choosing what to call you two…”

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>>26907025

>>26914739

>Red levitated towards the fridge, picking up some milk from inside
>”….Well I’m female and Blue is male. What? Can’t you tell by looking?”
>Eh….
>You don’t even know how pony anatomy works
“No, I can’t tell. Sorry about that, Red”
>Shit, does that mean that you cuddled a male ghost pony?
>Nigga you gay
>Now what Shorty will say about this?
>Oh wait, he’s male too
>…You really need to cuddle a female pony just to show a little bit of manliness
>Or maybe not. Cuddling ponies without their consent would be like rape
>And now you want to rape a pony with cuddles
>What the fuck is with you today? Not even midday and already having crazy thoughts
>You’ll blame Shorty for this later
>Red Candle giggles as she drinks milk from a vase
>Isn’t that the same vase you served tea to them?
>Well… recycling is good
>You take a sit near Red to chat for a bit
“So you don’t remember anything from the past, but you can remember that you are female? How’s that so?”
>Red stops drinking and her ghosty cheeks got a slight blue
>Is she blushing?
>”….T-They never taught you about the differences between mares and stallions…? From what world you come from…?”
>Okay, she /is/ blushing
>You cough
“Ehmm… I… well; you two don’t look to show those… ‘Parts’, and well, I’m not entirely from this world as you know”
>Spaghetti, the conversation
>Coming soon to cinemas near you
>”….Are you asking to show you my parts…? B-Because…”
>Along with the sequel, lasagna 2, the return of mom’s spaghetti…
“N-No! I don’t even know how that works! I mean, last night I didn’t even know Short could-“

>>26914759

>You go silent before you say something you prefer not to say
“Eh… like I was saying, I didn’t know you were female and your brother male. That’s all, can we change topic?”
>Please don’t ask please don’t ask please don’t ask
>”….You look so cute trying to hide the truth. I was there, you know…? Remember? I can take control of ‘Pancho’~…”
>SHIT
>What to do, what to do!
“I don’t know what you are talking about; we were just taking pictures…”
>Red smirks at you as she levitates close to you
>”….Sure, taking pictures… shame you didn’t take a good photo of his… you know, little friend…?” Red laughed quietly “Isn’t crazy how the warden started going nuts as you leaved him lying on the bed, hmm…?”
>She licked her lips seductively
>You gotta to be kidding me
“What did you do?”
>”….Me?” Red placed a hoof on her chest while dramatically saying “Nothing, nothing… just enjoying the show in my front row…”
>What the fuck is wrong with her?
>You are starting to sweat
>She floated near you, sitting on your lap
>”….Look, years of being so… lonely… without somepony at your side, makes you try to get something… you know… company or attention. Even my brother feels bored sometimes…”
>She takes a sigh
>You could feel her hoof moving around your cheeks, slowly caressing them
>You can’t explain the touch of Red
>Is so… smooth, but at the same time part of you can’t feel it
>”….Maybe later we could have some fun…? Play hide and seek…? My brother can join if you want, since you are into that warden…”

Is There any way post everything faster? I have only my Phone for now and saved everything with screenshots

>>26914765
Not that I know, unless you post every post in Imgur and leave a comment with the link

>>26914764

>She slowly approached your face
>You could feel her breath in your neck
>Red leaves a tiny kiss on your neck and looks deeply in your eyes
>Boy! Is the room getting hot?
>Part of you is saying ‘take me now please’
>She whispers in your ear
>”….I’m a playful pony, you know…? I might play with this… ”
>Her hoof started moving down your pants
>Was she touching your crotch?
>You couldn’t feel it…
>”….Oh, I believe is bigger than the warden, hmm…? What a creature are you, Anon~”
>OKAY, NOW YOU CAN FEEL IT
“Red, wait your broth-“
>She placed her free hoof around your mouth
>”….My lazy brother? Come on, he won’t hear a thing… or maybe he will… unless we act quick…”
>Right here? Right now?
>”….Aren’t you curious to see my private parts…? I could show you… and then you could share me something from you…”
>Her hoof no longer was touching your pants, instead she now used both of her hooves to place them around your back, giving you a little hug
>She went to your ear again to whisper something more
>”….Maybe I’ll take a visit when you take a bath so you don’t feel lonely…”
>She blows some air in your ear
>You have no words to say
>She returned back to her chair, sitting on it and placing some milk on her vase
>”But don’t worry, I won’t tell anything about you and the warden, not that anyone can hear me besides my brother… and he doesn’t know about you two, so…”
>She sips her vase and winks at you
>”….That’s everything, Anon~”
>Dude
>Did a ghost just offered you having sex?
>…

>>26914775

>This is a new thing in your list
>Also ghost blowjobs
>Wonder if having sex with a ghost is necrophilia
>/x/ would be jealous for this
“Okay… I’m without words to say. That was… unexpected”
>Is this even legal? How old is Red?
>Not that you want to go to prison for fucking an underage pony
>Hah… yeah…
“Well… just one more question. How old are you? Sorry for asking, just curious”
>She holds the vase of milk higher in the air
>”Well, I’m old enough to drink without the consent of my brother!”
>She then drinks all the milk that was left in that vase
>”Woo! Another one!”
>And she serves more milk in her vase
>She sure likes milk…
>You hear a long yawn behind you
>Blue Candle must be awake
>”..Did I miss something…?”
>”….Nothing brother, I was talking with Anonymous just about how I don’t need your consent to drink milk…!” Red says with a smile on her face
>Ghost ponies can be lewd when they want to…
>You need to be careful
>…Great, now you’re wondering if they can get children
>God damn it Anon
>Well, not like you can have kids with a pony
>You… think
>”..Did you ask Anonymous if it was okay to use Pancho…?”
>”….Whoopsie! I forgot…!”
>Blue sighs as he rubs his eyes with his hoof

>>26914779

>”..About that… you don’t mind, do you, Anonymous…?”
>You shake your head
“Don’t worry. Use Pancho as much as you two want. And just call me Anon, no need to be polite with me”
>”….Yay! I’ll go first…!”
>Red jumps from her chair into Pancho, disappearing as she enters the unanimated mexican named box
>Pancho started to shake for some seconds
>Then it stopped
“Red…?”
>Something was different with Pancho
>The eyes and mouth you drew before… were moving!
>”Testing one two three! Testing one two three! Please deposit a cookie to continue!”
>Incredible
>It looked pretty creepy, like from that video called ‘don’t hug me I’m scared’
>So they can control Pancho’s crayon marks?
>You know what…
>…At this point you don’t give a fuck about anything
>Ponies with prisons who are just kindergartens
>Creatures you’ll never believe they existed
>And more shit to count along with a naughty ghost
>What’s next? You are going to get powers of the nature and turn into Captain Planet?
>Right… whatever
>You get the point; stop giving a shit about anything that happens in pony land
>”..That’s /my/ quote…!”
>Well, at least you don’t need to fake the voice of Pancho anymore

And that's my nighty update.
Now I'll have some sleep.

>>26914765
you don't actually have to do that man

>>26914811
Dont worry I want to help

>>26914105
I just wanna have fun and show Luna some vidya, not my fault that the good vidya are psychologically destroying were you to be there your self.

>>26914096
FUCK MY STUPID IDEA OF ONLY GIANT ROBOTS, WE ROCK HER AWAY BRUTAL LEGEND STYLE! BREAK THE WORLD WITH OUR SUPPERIOR GUITAR RIFFS! TURN THE MOUTAINS INTO OUR MIGHT AND TITANIC STEED!

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>>26915067
forgot pic

>>26913960
If Luna is so intent on seeing Anon's memories, maybe he could let her experience some very special memories of his in the dreamscape.
Let's see how she handles being kicked in the balls while breaking an arm while getting burned.

>>26915088
Why every dream battle I have seen we do something like that directly violent to her or otherwise, we could do any number of things that would defeat the point. Such as riding a roller coaster while blasting guitar riffs at her. Just a thought.

>>26914786
Cant wait for ghost blowjobs in the bath.

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>>26915113
>Such as riding a roller coaster while blasting guitar riffs at her.
Oh sweet Jesus, we'd need a separate green for this just to contain such epic things.
"Anon's epic rockin' dreamscape showdown with Luna"-green when?

>>26915268
We could just do it guitar hero style, and go to space.

>>26915288
>go to space
>Anon sends Luna to the moon in his dream
>She tries to complain but there is no air to carry her voice

>>26915506
As we play Through the fire and flames to the sight of a thousand stars dying and being reborn till we hit final guran lagan size, the universe itself becoming our instrument.

>>26914615

http://oglaf.com/spectrophilia/

>Day 26 in Equestria
>You have been locked up in this cell since about an hour after you first managed to talk to these horse creatures
>They used some tacky jewelry that shot a laser that made them sound like they're speaking english
>It's like they're all badly dubbed now
>Magic is still strange and unsettling to you
>"Abomination, it is time for your feeding."
>Your thoughts are interrupted by one of the guards at the door to your cell
"Jeez, rude."
>He (You THINK it's a he based on the voice) flinches back momentarily before returning to the london big haired guard thing the guards around here seem to have going on
>A tray of 'food' is slid into your cell
>It's a sort of tasteless paste that they SAY is edible for humans
>Fucking ponies and their hay-based quisine
>The guard leaves you to your meal
>Eating the 'food' makes your mind wander in an attempt to distract itself from the bland nature of what it's tasting
>Right, how you got here
>Apparently speaking 'the swears' as the ponies call them is seen as a serious crime here
>It was a fun ten minutes when you learned you could make them faint with just a word
>But then a bunch of them came wearing earmuffs and arrested you
>Feels bad man
>Also they didn't like how that blue one got stuck in your dreams
>You hope she gets unstuck soon, or at least figures out how to talk to you in there
>Apparently whatever the horses did to translate doesn't do dreams
>The constant neighing when you're sleeping is rather unpleasant

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Second greentext ever
>Be me
>Write for first time
>Lewd Cookies n' Cream
>Everybody loves it
>Best feeling ever
>Mess up
>Kills everyones boner
>Has anxiety attack
>Encouraged to continue
>Goes back to thread to copy and paste it on word to edit
>Thread and 30% of board is missing
>go to archives
>not there
>can't remember story
>literally cry
>Complain to mod
>banned
>mfw
Did anybody save it? Please?

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>>26916956
pretty sure you're SOL anon

>>26916956
Behold, the power of archives
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26779645/#q26895246

>>26917229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ7IwRwzfso
Thank you so much
This means a lot to me

Stop being on page 9

>>26914847
http://imgur.com/a/Uaa7Z

>>26913960
Please continue

>>26905666
bump

Now that I'm back from banned-land, I'll post green after I get some homework done.

>>26920676
What a gigantic douchebag thing to do.

The faggot banned pretty much every contributor in every thread.

>>26920685
ITS THE JEWS!

Looks like I won't be able to post it today after all. I'll definitely do it tomorrow, don't worry.

>>26920727
Oi. Fuck off with that. It's happening.

>>26920748
Finish your homework, fag.. I'M HELPING YOU. You need good grades!

>>26920753
The fuck is going on, got a girlfriend/boyfriend making you useful?

>>26920821
I'm PhysicsAnon's sister.

>>26920841
Good for you.

I'm so confused but also high

>>26920841
I am the queen of england.

>>26920867
This means good things for writefagging. Soon?

>>26920938
Tomorrow

>>26920961
thats not cool bruv

>>26920867
thats not cool bruv

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>>26920982
>>26920988

>>26921069
Some one just be dicking around with my name

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Only writefags get names, stop it faggots!

I think I choosed a bad time to drink
The hell is going on

I'm so drunk ohohoho I feel like fucking a pony plush I got a nice dick.

HEY GUYS LOOK I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD NOW WOOOOOOO

It hurts

>>26921149
PLAY FREEBIRD!

>>26921125
Fuc off Pancho, get back to your cage

>>26921089
>>26920988
>>26920982
>>26920961
>>26920867
None of these people are actually me...

Why the fake tripfags lately, they're everywhere?

>>26921378
There's been some faggot bashing on writefags lately in a lot of threads. Maybe he's just being an asshole.

>>26921394
I guess. Might be the faggot mod fucking with everyone.

>>26916956
>>not there
>>can't remember story
>>literally cry
the autism is real

>>26916956
>>Complain to mod
>>banned
Quality moderation right here.
It still seems to be a rogue faggot mod flipping his shit with the rest of the gaylords trying to cover it up.
I want to believe.

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>>26920590

Alright, here we go again
>for the past few months you had been a prisoner at lunamax high security prison
>but now you were free
>and while you were there, you had come across Cookies n' Cream
>a prison guard at lunamax you had become quite fond of
>because of the difficult location of the prison, the guards stayed for a few months and then came back for a short leave of a couple of weeks every 4-6 months depending on population and amount of guards working
>being in a relationship and all you and Cookies had done...things
>lewd things
>but a problem was your relationship was kept secret
>and with that, lewd times didn't happen and as often as you liked
>but you were now a free man
>and Cookies was off at work
>yesterday Cookies mostly just slept around the house and eat
>today she had felt a bit more energetic
>the two of mostly just dicked around ponyville, looking at the things that have changed talked to others about what she had missed
>it was a hard, but noble job
>after dinner the two of you arrived at your house around 10 pm
>you were sitting on the bed, just talking to her
>until she started eyeing the paper bag beside the bed
>"what's in the bag, Anon?"

>>26922759
>you had almost forgot
"oh, that?"
>you kiss her on the cheek causing her to blush
"you'll see"
>now she was really curious
>your kiss her on the lips this time
>you enter your tongue into her mouth, making her moan ever so slightly
>you pull away and she looks at you almost disappointed
>you pull up the bag of goodies and set it on the bed
>you reach your hand in and pull out a pink collar with a round gold tag that read "Cookies"
>tonight she was your prisoner
>"A-Anon...what is this?"
"Just a little something I picked up from when you were conked out yesterday"
>you brush her mane out of the way so you didn't clip any of it in as you snapped it behind her neck
"it's not too tight is it?"
where these ponies lacked violence, they filled the void with love
>but they were still fragile
>the last thing you wanted to do was hurt her
>"N-no...I-it's fine"
>she blushed even harder
>nailed it
>you started pulling your "tools" out of the bag
>laid out on the bed was a pink collar, a velvet blindfold, a vibrator, lube, a dog muzzle, and a potion
>it was a little costly but you were sure it was all quite worth it
>you leaned in to kiss her again
>as you do so you lay her down on her back and enjoy the taste of the inside of her mouth
>because it was the last time it was going to be open for a little while
"now before we begin I need to make sure you’re okay with this because you're not going to be able to talk to me for a little while"
>she looks into your eyes lovingly
>"I'm ready"
>you reach behind you and grab the muzzle
>you strap it on around her muzzle duh
>you turn your attention towards the main focus of tonight
>the area between her legs of course

>>26922770
>she winked a few times at you, letting a little fluid run down the inside of her flank and dribble onto the bed
>such a dirty pony, making a mess like that
>you were going to have to clean up little bit
>you suck her juices off the bedsheet and move up the flank
>you're tongue feeling the resistance of her fur slowing you down in your cleanup
>you could feel the heat coming off her marehood on your left cheek
>you lick the marecum as it comes straight from the source gathering up the salty/sweet treat on your tongue
>"mmmf!"
>you sit up and swallow your little collection
>it was now time to revoke her sight privileges for making such a mess
>you tie the blindfold around her eyes and wave your hand in front of her face
>as far as you can tell she is completely blind
"now, what should I do with you?"
>oh yeah
>you don't want her moving around a whole lot either
>I mean, they're not a captive if they can move, right?
"Oh yeah, I'm going to need this"
>you pull out a smaller, longer piece of velvet cloth to tie her up with
>as you first touch her to begin binding her front legs she jumps a little
>just like you wanted her too
>you would deprive her of hearing too, but that would be a little weird seeing her with earmuffs on
>with her bound and unable to speak you look at the helpless pony that had kept you locked up on the moon completely vulnerable and admire your creation

>>26922770
HE HAS RETURNED! Hope you got enough sleep this time.

>>26922784
>"mmm mm mmf!"
>u wot m8
>you take your first two fingers and rub the surface of her clit
>she jumps at the contact and moans with pleasure
>you put the fingers in your mouth and savor her taste
>with your wet and slick fingers, it was time to go to work
>you slowly insert your fingers into her eager vag and slowly start to mov in and out
>you start pick up the pace and you stop
>you pull out and start to reenter with three fingers
>starting slowly and then picking up the pace
>you know she wants to yell but you took that ability away from her
>so she responds by wiggling backwards up the bed
>aw hell naw
>you stop
"just where do you think you're going?"
>"mm?"
>you're not sure where "mm" is but it must not be around here
>you don't just leave bed prison
>not till the warden is satisfied
>you grab the leash you got just for her
>you snap it on to her collar and wrap the end of it around your hand
>you give it a slight tug
"you're not going anywhere now, missy"
>you continue your assault with three fingers

>>26922799
>she tries to wiggle away again but you pull her back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU
>she starts moaning louder and more frequently
>nows not the time to cum
>that comes later
>the sound she makes when you stop almost breaks your heart
>almost
>but it definitely makes you harder
>your dick felt like it was about to jump off and start fucking her by itself you were so damn ready
>so you humored him by slowly, but surely penetrating her
>you were doing all you could to not fuck her like a hungry animal
>fuck, you would need the patience of a Buddhist monk to do this for hours on end
>you begin to pick up a little bit of pace
>the room becomes filled with the sound of loud, wet schlicking accompanied by the muffled screams coming from the prison guard and you moaning
>as you come close to climax you stop and pat and rub her ass
>you try to start up again, but you feel yourself getting close to the mountaintop
>now you were wondering who had it worse
>you swear, her vagina is so hot it feels like your dick is on fire
>"MMMF! MMF MMM MM MMM MMF!"
>this was absolutely killing her
>you loosen the muzzle up just a little
"Now, what was that, Sweetie?"
>"I SAID, KEEP RUTTING ME Y-"
>you put the muzzle back on to keep her from waking the NEIGHbors
>so rude
>so greedy
>and you thought she was just a sweet little innocent mare
>and here you were
>making her beg to be filled with cum
>it almost felt wrong
>almost
>but it was definitely hot
>now what next?
>you were down to the the vibrator, and the potion
>the potion was needed yet

>>26922814
>so the vibrator
>always a good choice
>at this point there is no need for lube
>the fur around her pussy is soaked like a cat in a rainstorm
>you slide the vibrating toy in gently
>then shoving it in to the hilt
>there is nothing the poor pony can do
>she can't move her body
>she can't scream with joy
>and her body knows only one other way to express its pleasure
>marecum first starts to leak down like a tiny waterfall
>then shoots with a force that probably travel across the bed a land in the floor
>you contemplate moving your face
>na
>her sweet juices hit you in the face and mouth
and run down your chest
>you take your fingers to rub the area not occupied by the toy
and rub causing another grateful couple of squirts
>you pull the toy out and begin to dine on the feast she gave you
>she only tries to scream louder but can only manage loud groans and "mmfs"
>you're sure she wouldn't be able to see even without the blindfolds it sounded so intense
>she probably held herself in for the whole 4 months you were apart
>did she masturbate?
>did she know what masturbation was?
>you'll ask later
>stupid sweet innocent ponies
>makin you d'aw and cum at the same time
>you pull off the muzzle
>but before she can speak you immediately start making out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6il6tocb4ic
>you both share her cum between your mouths
>tongues swishing around the natural drink that resided in her
>disgusting, but so fucking hot
>your caress her face, leaving a streak of marecum on her face
>you realize what you did
>you laugh and accidently spit into her mouth
>"w-wha-what's s-so funny?"
"Nothing"
>you lick your little mistake right off her face

>>26922826
>now it's your turn
>you shift up the bed making your throbbing erection to cookies face
>you help her out a little by moving her body to a more comfortable position
>”I-I love you”
>you poke her mouth with your dick leaving a little precum around her face
>she doesn’t take long to figure out what’s in front of her
>her tongue licks the underside of your shaft and kisses the head
>sending a tingling feeling that makes you shudder
>she moves down onto the head and uses her tongue to clean the tip of your throbbing member
“ffffffuuuuuuuu…
>you remember where you were
…uuudge”
>she starts to move her mouth further down your cock
>”mmmm”
>oh god
>she purses her lips and starts to move back up real slowly
>you had the urge to thrust into her mouth
>but that would just make you cum quicker
>this mare was going to have to work for it
>she tried to fit your entire dick into her mouth
>but it was too much for the little pony
>however, you do appreciate the effort
>she starts to suck a little faster
>she’s starting to get a little greedy again
“You really want it don’t ya?”
>she was too into it to even care to respond
>naughty guard
>you tried your best to hold out a little longer
>but sometimes your best was slightly worse than everyone else’s average
bonus points to whoever gets the reference
>but no matter, you had a backup
>your whole body went tense and you let out a grunt as you shot your hot fluid into her throat
>her little mouth couldn’t hold all the cum she had milked from you
>it dribbled out her mouth but she managed to swallow the load
>she used her tongue to clean up the goodness that had leaked out
>your heart was racing
>you took a moment to catch your breath but you didn’t need long
>the last thing you had to use was the potion
>it was a lasting potion

>>26922851
>since stallions aren’t exactly famous for lasting as long as some mares would like in bed, a potion was created by a certain horny zebra that lived out in the forest
>so as soon as a stallion was finished, he could take a swig and get right back to it
>you drank the potion which sort of tasted like unsweetened almond milk
>and in just a few moments you were getting ready for round two
>you place the muzzle back over her mouth and you move back to begin fucking her
>you lean over her and lift up her blindfold so you could see her eyes

>her pupils turn to size of pinpricks as you penetrate her marehood once again
>and you start to push yourself deeper into her
>your balls slap into her and the whole bed sways
>you tug on her leash to make sure she can't escape this onslaught
>half lidded, she looks into your eyes as ravage her
>her eyes start to roll into the back of her head as you fuck her harder and faster
>oh god your so close
>but you hang on
>you pull out and pick her back up
>she's a little heavy but manageable
>you lie on your back and bounce her on your cock
>the tag on her collar rattles and her mane flys everytime she goes up and down
>shit you can't hold!
>your eyes go wide as you shoot up inside her
>you yell as you fill her up

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>>26922851
Sounds familiar, but great show this time!

>>26922851
>you lay her down by her side
.>you take her blindfold off and look into her eyes
"It's time to get you cleaned up"
>you take off the muzzle
>you unsnap the collar
>and you untie her
>she tries to stand up but collapses
>you try to stand up and you almost collapse
>almost
>but you're definitely are going to have a hard time walking
>you take her into the shower carrying her bridal style
>washing away the filth but not the love between you two
>you both dry off and head into the living room
>you guys weren't sleepin on the bed
>fuck that shit
>it's about 1 am now
>you snuggle up on the couch with a blanket
>you look down to say goodnight
>but she's fast asleep
"goodnight Cookies"
I'm 97.8% sure I fucked absolutely nothing up this time

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>>26922876
I already jacked off earlier, but you did good mang.

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>>26922876
that was fuckin good

>>26922876
Its a fresh start, again. You pulled it off, by day time you will be the cause of many empty balls.

>>26922876
can somebody cap this

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>>26922933
>>26922911
>>26922896
>>26922874
Thank you all so much
What should I call myself in the future?

>>26923011
Your choice, I aint got a clue.

>>26923011
That's for you to decide.

Solid clop, by the way.

>>26923011
>>26922876
It was reel gud, mane. I was a little sad that you took out the joke about mom's vibrator I have a weird sense of humor but it's a nice little work of clop.

Well I hit a bit of writer's block. I'll just post the things I have atm. I think it's four posts.

Day 5

>You are Crowd Control
>And so far, nothing weird has happened
>Only weird thing you think of is Anon with Silver Jade, Runa, and Inacan at breakfast
>You guess some of the pony inmates don’t like Anon because of what he is or are just too scared
>Well, maybe sometime this week you can see about getting him friends that are ponies
>Runa is fine but...well…
>Silver Jade and Queen Inacan are just rude and mean
>And hanging out with them must be terrible influences on poor Anon
>You’ll do just that
>You feel stupid for assigning Silver Jade to him
>She just needs to stop being this ‘tough guard’ and actually care about the inmates like she wanted
>Oh well...maybe you can reach a compromise
>You turn on the intercom, about to announce something, but a knock startles you out of your thoughts
“Huh...oh yes! Come in!”
>Anon opens the door and closes it
>Wow, what a coincidence
>”Things are moving way too fast…” You hear him mutter
“What do you mean?”
>”Uhh, nothing…”
“What can I do for you, Anon?” You look into his eyes
>Sweet Luna above, just how he’s looking at you, even normally, just sets a fire in your heart
>It might be the confession he gave you yesterday when he, plain as day, said he loved you
>You’re not supposed to have these feelings but…
>Maybe...he can-
>”So...weird question, can I take over N.I.G.S.?”
>-in your plot any time.
>You were so into your daydream that you didn’t even hear him
“Sorry, what was that?” You sigh happily
>”Can I take over N.I.G.S.?”
>You sputter a little bit and flail yourself upright into your seat
“I, uh, hold on, did you say-”
>”Yes...can I take over this place?”

>>26923551

>You just stare at him
>And chuckle
>Before it goes out into a full blown laughter
“Wew! That was a great joke, Anon!” You shake the sweat from your forehead. “You really got me going!”
>Anon chuckles with you before he got up from his seat
>His hands grabbed your sides and picked you up
“Whoa, Anon, please, control yourself! I know we’re alone but we can’t do this.”
>”Oh, Crowd Control, you have no idea of the predicament you’re in.” He flashed a toothy grin
>Those canines…
>U-Unf
>Wait, no! You can’t let this happen!
“Anon, put me down! I will not let you take over my institution!” You flail your body to get out of his tight grip.
>”You should’ve made this easier on yourself, Crowdy.” He held you tight
>You felt yourself move a little as he positioned himself on your chair
>This was your special chair
>You were the big colt on this chair
>But now he’s stolen it
>”And now...the event we’ve all been waiting for!” He lets go with one hand
>Oh merciful Celestia, he’s bringing it close to you
“Please, Anon! I’ll do anything!”
>”I want you to stay still.” His hand is coming closer to you
“Please! I’ll let you take over the prison just keep it-”
>”CONTACT!” He yells as he touches your tummy
>You widen your eyes as his hands rub your soft fur
“Oh my gosh yeeaaaAAAAHHH I mean no!” You try to boop his nose, but he’s too tall for you
>He starts running his hands over your legs
“TOO LEWD! I HAVEN-” He stops you as he runs a finger across the bottom of your hooves
>You shut your eyes and start laughing uncontrollably

>>26923559

>”You’re so cute, Crowdy. Man, that’s a lot better than CC.” He comments and continues rubbing your tummy
>You try resisting his unwanted pets but it’s no use
>He’s way too strong
>You just give up and give in to the petting
>You nuzzle into his fingers and manage to get his fingers behind the ears
>”You like that, don’t you, Warden?” He coos
>You sigh happily and relax into his embrace
“Say that again...just a little more lewd.”
>You hear an audible gulp before he scratches your chin and rubs your belly
>”Mmmmf...You like that, don’t you, Warden?” He whispers in a husky voice
>You groan and arch your back, really loving the massage you’re getting
“Yeeesssss~” You moan a little
>Oh my, you can feel lil Anon you think!
>”Anon, what’s taking so long for you to-”
>You freeze, but Anon doesn’t let up
>Why does Silver Jade have to come in at all times!?
>She looks astonished and...why is she smiling?
>”My my. Anon, you planned to take the over the prison just by cuddling the Warden like this?”
>She fluffs your mane a little bit
“Silver Jade!? You’re...ohh, right there...you’re in on this?!”
>”All of us non-pony inmates are. I’m tired of being the tough prison guard. I just don’t want to be mean to any pony or anyone anymore.”
>You knew she didn’t want to act as the mean guard
>You told her not to do it but she kept doing it
“I told you you can-”
>”I don’t wanna hear your excuses!” She slams her fists on the table. “You’re not in control anymore!”
>”Jadey Jew, calm down.” Anon silences her tantrum with just a nickname and mere words
>”I’m sorry, Anon...want me to turn on the intercom and…” She looks and sees the red light of the intercom
>Oh darn it all!
>The intercom was on!

>>26923571

>You are Anonymous
>And well, looks like everything was heard
>The questions, the tickle torture, and the request to say Warden in a lewd voice
>At least he didn’t call you daddy
>You clear your throat and keep Crowdy still with pets
>Poor thing is blushing deep red
“Hello, Nigs. Anon here. As you’ve no doubt heard, I’ve taken the warden and the institute for all non-pony species. Why? Well, even though nopony has done me no wrong, it’s just for fun. For me.” You chuckle a little bit.
>Crowdy looks at you, but you pay no attention and continue petting him
>”He looks so cute nuzzling into you like that…” Silver comments
“Anyway, yeah, taken over. Have fun.” You turn off the intercom and sigh
>”You’re the worst, Anon. I trusted you and…” He started tearing up. “You repay my kindness in such way…”
>You’re a little conflicted now
>Crowd Control never did any wrongs to you
>Yet here you are, taking over the complex
>Not only that, but you guess that being a warden was his special talent
>...
>Oh fuck, what have you done?
>”Woooo! I knew you could do it!” Briinah shouted for joy as she came in
>”Way to go, Anon!” Runa came in.
>Crowd Control hops off your lap and glares at all three of them
>”Silver and Briinah, I could understand, but Runa?! Why? Have I not done well to-”
>”Anon, dearie~” Briinah drawls out your name and points to him
>Regretfully, you get up and pick up Crowd Control
>”Get your paws off me, you damn filthy creature!” He shouts in anger

All I have. Don't know where to go with this...I really have pushed real hard and fast.

That, and playing League has consumed my life. I have no benefit to playing it and I get so angry when everyone plays champs really good but when I do I'm an autistic downey

>>26923577
>”Get your paws off me, you damn filthy creature!”
Wow rude. Looks like someone needs to be punished...

>>26922876
Create a pastebin and save this.

>>26923609
I installed League yesterday
LAN is surrounded by fucking noobs who only choose ADC
I regret moving to LAN

Also i'm kind of drunk, so I don't know if update today.
Do my story get attention anyway?
I guess I should wait to everyone is gone for a while and update, see if I can get views.
Is that or my drunkeness is taking effect.
Fuck Tequila.

>>26924092
I like your story, Wand. And I'm not even into that kind of stuff, normally.

Anyway, here comes the green. Continuing from where we left off before we were so rudely interrupted.

>>26924092

I still view your story, don't worry bby.

I'm just not as active since I have to do shit to get into school and I might have a job soon.

What is LAN?

>He quietly but firmly addresses Caring
>”Nurse Touch. While I’m not sure how close you and Anon are, I’ll have you know he’s in a relationship already. What you’re doing is inappropriate.”
>She leans across you towards Brass, withdrawing her tail
>”Oh, I’m /so/ sorry! With who, Overseer?”
>…Did she plan this?
>Clever girl
>If you won’t tell her, she’ll just get someone else to do it
>But Brass’ reply isn’t friendly
>”With a mare I hold profound respect for. In her stead, I ask that you not do that again.”
>Caring recoils slightly from the intensity of his voice
>”I-I… Yes sir. I’m sorry.”
>Damn
>You didn’t know he was that dedicated to Celestia
>You give Caring a reassuring pat on the shoulder, before leaning towards guardbro and whispering
“So what did it mean? The tail-wrap thing.”
>”It’s a gesture of courting, Anon. She was attempting to stake a claim on you.”
>Ah
>You’re pretty sure she was just fishing for info about your other two girls, but she still took it a little too far there
>The conversation drifts, and you chat it up with your underlings
>”Good morning, Anonymous!”
>You know that motherly voice
>You twist around in your seat to see Warden Sharp smiling at you, a tray of food floating next to her
“Morning, Warden!”
>”May I join you for breakfast?”
“Yeah! Here, I’ll scoot over.”
>You push yourself down the bench, pressing your side up against Caring
>She still looks a little sad, but the physical contact cheers her up
>Warden squeezes in neatly between you and Brass, greeting him as she does
>”And good morning to you, Brass! I’m so happy that your injuries seem to have healed well.”
>”Thank you for your concern, ma’am. I’m as healthy as ever.”
>”Don’t you 'ma’am' me, Brass Badge. How long have we known each other?”
>Brass sighs
>Seems like this comes up a lot
>”Since our first year of secondary school. Sixth period, Ancient History. I haven’t forgotten.”

>>26924181
>Warden gently smiles, now speaking to you
>”He can be such a grump, can’t he?”
>You grin
“He sure can.”
>Brass harrumphs, going back to inhaling his breakfast
>Warden continues
>”Well, Anon, I came here fully intent on comforting a lonely human inmate. But instead, you have even more friends than before! I’m so pleased!”
“I’ll be honest Warden. I think most of them are just hanging around me because I’m strong. But yeah. My friends didn’t desert me.”
>Warden turns her gaze to your table mates, who are all suddenly very quiet
>Her gaze catches on one of the armbands with the human hand holding a dumbbell emblazoned upon them
>”…Anon?”
“Warden?”
>”Is this a gang?”
“Afraid so.”
>She takes a deep inhale through her nostrils, and exhales in a long sigh, rubbing her temples with the rounded edges of her hooves
>"Just promise me you’ll keep them in line? No more brutalizing other inmates?”
“Promise. Just for you.”
>You whisper the last word just loud enough for her to hear
“Mom.”
>That gets you a light shove on the arm
>But she’s smiling again
>”I’ll hold you to it.”
>She starts eating, and you resume devouring everything on your tray
>You return to devouring everything on your tray
>You fail to notice Caring’s gaze flicking between you and Warden as gears turn in her head, and gang members around your table talk in low, excited whispers
>As breakfast hour begins to wind down, you address Warden again
“Hey Warden. I’ve got something for you.”
>”Oh? What is it?”
“Wellllll, you can think of it as a little memento. Or a piece of evidence that you need to hang onto. An item for your file on gang paraphernalia, so to speak.”
>She raises an eyebrow
>You reach into your pocket and pull out the other extra bandanna
>The other eyebrow joins its twin at the top of her face as her eyes widen
>She doesn’t say anything for a moment, staring at it, then looks at you

>>26924187
>”Anon, you are quite possibly the strangest, and yet most likable, inmate I’ve ever worked with.”
“You want it or not?”
>”As long as it’s just a gift between friends, then yes, I’ll happily accept it. However! I do not and will not turn a blind eye to any rule breaking committed by you and your little group in the future. Do we understand each other?”
“You got it, Warden.”
>The bandanna floats out of your hand and tucks itself into the breast pocket of Warden’s uniform

All I got for tonight. I'm going to try and write more frequently though, so there should hopefully be more green from me overall. Keyword: hopefully.

>>26924174
Latin America Server (LatinoAmericaNorte)
Hope you get lucky getting that job

Glad you two like it, I just feel... I don't know.
You know how someone gets when drinking beer.
I don't know how to explain it.

>>26924226
If you're starting to feel depressed, it's time to stop drinking, breh. That's a sign that you've had a lot.

l8 nite bump

>>26924347
Nah i'm okay
I think I deleted something from a game, but i'm okay.
I always tend to play something drunk, for laughs.
Dark Souls drunk is pretty fun.

Eh I think I can write
Drunks and kids always say the true
That's what my country say

>>26914786

Be Codename Rock
>You are following this cute Pegasus who managed to get you a room with her!
>Well, more like a cell
>Prisons aren’t as scary as you thought!
>Okay maybe just a bit
>But you need to concentrate in the search of that box
>Or else The Boss will be disappointed
>Hmm… Wing told you an agent would be watching us
>Wonder who it could be
>You and the Pegasus came to a stop
>In front of you was a purple door with a sticky of a paw on it
>They have custom doors here?
>”Alright! We are here! Let me just search for my key in my saddlebags…”
>She started humming a song as she searched for the keys of her cell
>You tilt your head a little so you could peer some of the items the pony had in her saddlebag
>Just in case
>You never know if a prisoner has a dangerous item
>Like a plastic knife!
>You could only see some cookies, a blue potion and some pills inside the saddlebag
>Everything else you couldn’t get your eye to look at it
>She looks at you as if she knew you were spying her
>You turn your head to the opposite side and whistle innocently as if you weren’t doing anything
>She didn’t suspect a thing
>Always works!
>”Oh… right! I don’t know your name!”
>She stopped looking for the keys and held a hoof to you
>”I’m Yarn, Yarn Feather! Inmate and personal assistant of the warden!”
>You grab her hoof, shaking it slightly
“And I’m Rock, just Rock. Inmate from Vanhoover prison, nice to meet you, Yarn”
>You two share smiles as she continues to shake your hoof
>She keeps shaking your hoof even when you two said both of your names…
“Umm…”
>She’s still going…

>>26924692

>You look at her, feeling a little mortified
>Her look seemed… concentrated in something on you
>”Oh! Sorry, I got distracted! Your name made me remember something I saw in a dream!”
>She giggles and stops shaking your hoof
>Finally you have your hoof back…
>Yarn keeps searching for her keys as you wonder what she was trying to do
>Feels like she wanted to see inside your soul…
>Well…
>In the meantime… you could get some information from her… maybe you could use your charms and get a word or two
>You walk and stay at her side
“So… Yarn, have you seen an alien?”
>She stops once again searching and looks at you with a confused look
>”Alien?”
“Yes… have you seen an alien here? Can you tell me, please? Or have you seen a weird box?”
>You are trying to keep your smile as much as you can and get a little closer to her
>But she only gives looks of concern as she backs a little away
>”Are you talking about Anon? You know him?”
>Ah, you are finally getting some information!
>Maybe Wing is getting info too
“Say… this… ‘Anon’ is by some reason a bipedal creature? Along with a box?”
>Yarn nods
>”Well… Yeah, Anon walks in two… so yes, he is bipedal”
>So is him!
>The Boss will be so happy for this news!
>You better tell before Wing does so!
>Not that is a competition…
>Or maybe you should tell her
>You’ll decide about this later
>”But he doesn’t have any box with him. Just his friend, Pancho”
>What’s a Pancho?
“Pancho?”

>>26924717

>”Yup! Is his good, charming and good looking friend! He’s a Cheeki Breeki! I… still don’t know what creature is that, but he is so interesting!” she then murmurs something to herself “And good to cuddle with…”
>So ‘Pancho’ must be the box… this creature… ‘Anon’ must know about the contents of the box and is hiding the identity of the box by the name of ‘Pancho’
>Clever… very clever…
>Wait
“What was that last?”
>”N-Nothing! Oh hey, look! I found my key! Hehe!”
>Yarn proceeded to open her door
>”Come in!”
>You nod and walk inside behind her
>Oh-oh… you have a problem
>As you look inside her cell
>Which… was full of cats…
>Yarn only had one bed
“Heh… do say… where do I sleep…?”
>She stuck out her tongue at you
>”With me, obviously! Unless you want to sleep with Mr. Grey!”
“Mr. Grey?”
>She points at the corner of the cell
>There was a big and grey cat sleeping
>Something tells you that is better to not disturb that cat
>Seriously, speaking of cats, why she has this many?
>Well you’ll need to win social points with this pony so she can tell you more details about ‘Pancho’ and the bipedal creature called Anon
>Let’s start with the cats
“You have plenty of cute cats, Yarn. Which breed are they?”
>Her voice tone gets happy
>She even gives a little excited jump to explain
>She really likes cats…
>”The ones in the left are shorthair!” She says as her hoof points to the left side of the cell
>You count 6 cats on the left side of the cell
>And there were others 6 on the right
>They were… divided by some reason

>>26924799

“And the ones in the right?
>"They are too!"
>Hmm, interesting
"Are all the cats on the right males?"
>”Yes!”
"What about the cats on the left?"
>”They are too!”
>Is she playing with you or something like that!?
“…Why are you saying that instead of saying the whole pack? I don’t get it”
>”Well, some cats are mine… Every cat from the right belongs to me”
>So that explains it
>Well you better apologize
“Oh, sorry Yarn, I didn’t know. And the others?”
>”They are too!”
>Your eye starts to twitch a little
>She gives a little smile as you hear a squeak
>This mare is crazy
>You like her
>”Well Rock, feel free to do whatever you want here! Just… don’t disturb Mr. Grey and everything should go good. He sleeps most part of the day, so… hope you get comfortable!”
>You walk to the table and place your radio and recorder on it
“Sure Yarn, I’ll leave my stuff in your table, near this… cookie…”
>There was a cookie of chocolate chips covered in yellow sprinkles on the table
>By Cadence’s hormones! That cookie looks tasty!
>You lick your lips as you stare in the cookie
>It said everywhere ‘Eat me!’
>Don’t mind if I do!
>”DON’T YOU DARE EAT THAT COOKIE!”
>Before you could grab the cookie, Yarn stops you from doing so
>You turned around and her expression was… angry…

>>26924824

>W-What did you do?
>”I-I mean! That’s my medicinal cookie! You can’t eat that! Or else… you would have gone in a deeeeep sleep!”
>She quickly retains the cookie, keeping it on her saddlebag
>”I can get you /others/ cookies, if you want! B-But… sprinkles cookies are all mine. No exceptions!”
>You were shaking a bit
>That was really scared coming from her
>Like, /really/ scary!
“O-Okay Yarn! Sorry for… taking stuff without your consent. I shouldn’t have, I’m just… the cookie looked very tasty”
>You are still shaking…
>What is wrong?
>”Don’t worry Rock! When I finish with my morning duties, I shall give you a tour around the prison; maybe we can take the tour with Anon and Pancho and eat cookies later! I need to go now, okay?”
“S-Sure!”
>By Tartarus, why do you like the crazy ones?
>”And remember… I’ll be watching you!”
>She gives you a wink and exits the cell
>You feel a shiver running down your back
>Finally alone…
>Well, with 12 cats and a big gray cat in the corner
>Maybe listening to some music will calm you down a little

That's my nighty update
Now I shall sleep and see who the fuck choose tomorrow to continue

>>26924835
Das a lot o' cats

>>26924835
Nice updatus

>>26924347
Or substitute alcohol with something llike iced tea

>>26914105
You're still a psychopath, you're just a psychopath who has fans who want to see a dickish Luna get fucked up in a dream.

I quit.

>>26914615
>ghost fetish
I fail to see how this is a fuck up.

>>26926181
Funny rigor mortis moments do not prove someone to be psychopathic.

>>26924198
niggas even got the warden having his gang insignia

>>26926187
Don't make me get a tripcode, Anon.

>>26926912
I was worried for a second there

It's been a while, page 8. You're still not welcome here.

>>26928066
Hey fuck you man

>>26923011
I might try to make this a full length story
Part 2 is tonight

>>26928066
>>26928466
Dueling dubs

>>26928066
>>26928522
>>26928466
>>26928511
What's up with these dubs?

>>26928631
They're here so you can check 'em.

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>>26914764
>Even my brother feels bored sometimes…

What do Red and Blue do when they're bored sometimes?

>>26923577
Crowdy and Anon are gonna make up right? And maybe make out?

>>26928466
Watch your language imouto-chan! Don't make me get the "toys" out again.

Is leaving videos in my text annoying?
Should I stop?
There won't be any in my next update
unless you want them

>>26929962
please don't get the thread deleted

>>26920841
You should give PhysicsAnon more blowjobs to motivate him to get better grades.

>>26930104
Do I smell a TTTfag?

>>26905666
bump

Oh hai is me.
I wrote a stuff, but you'll be disappointed, so who wants to see it anyway?

Fine, I won't post anything then.

>>26931109
Don't trust him, he's not his enough!

>>26931015
>>26931109
>>26931138
Not this shit again guys
I'll post in a sec alright

>>26913960
>Before you’ve even fully turned to face her there’s a flash of light from her horn and you find yourself flying up into the air at breakneck speed
>The city dwindles away as you rocket into the clouds
>Things get hella foggy, hella fast
>You reach the apex of your flight and feel your body begin to fall
>You focus and re-equip your power armour
>Seconds later you’re smashed back onto the earth
>You lay stunned a moment
>Thank god this was a dream or you would be an unidentifiable soup right now, even in the armour
>This pony clearly doesn’t like you very much
>You look up and groan, slowly shambling to your feet
>As you do your armour falls away, damaged beyond repair
>Luna looks at you with anger and… maybe fear
>No, no just anger
>A series of electrical bolts erupt from Luna’s horn setting your body alight with tingles and spasming your muscles
>It wasn’t really painful, just uncomfortable
>After the barrage you straighten out your smoking body, perfectly okay
>She still mad tho
>The skies above thunder and flash with a building storm
>Several massive lightning bolts strike near you, the heat from them singeing your skin
>The sky is rent apart as a final mighty bolt strikes you directly
>You spasm wildly and fall to the ground
>Which has turned to some glassy substance
>You yourself no longer have hair, all of it having burnt off
>And yet by the time you’ve shaken yourself off and gotten back up it’s regrown itself
>That didn’t hurt anywhere near as much as you thought it was going to
>Wait a sec… It really is just a dream tho, isn’t it?
>Which means you can’t really be hurt, or feel any tremendous amount of pain… So then how do you win this fight?
“Will you just STAY DOWN!”

>>26931217
>You slowly walk towards Luna who backs up
>Her horn lights up again
>You desperately claw at your throat while struggling for breath, all the air from your lungs having vanished
>Luna watches smugly as you fall to your knees
“Yield Anonymous”
>To her absolute bewilderment you begin to laugh
>Lol, you don’t actually need to breath, like you said, it’s a dream
>Wordlessly you approach the Princess once again
>Luna looks like she’s about to wet herself, what with you so nonchalantly dismissing her attacks
>If she’s showing fear it clearly means she’s yet to come to the same realisation as you
>Maybe you are actually the first person she’s ever fought with, in a dream at least
>You give her a smile and a little wave
“You show considerable sangfroid for somepony doomed”
>”Yeah? You too”
>Man that pissed her off
“Your arrogance will be punished human”
>Her horn glows again as blobs of the night sky are draw from the ground
>They swirl around the princess until she’s covered in a sphere of night
>It bursts away to revel Princess Luna: super saiyan form
>She’s grown even bigger (somehow), has equipped herself with armour, and her coats now black
>Shit
“I am in charge!”
>She laughs manically, revealing a set of razor sharp teeth
>Jeez talk about overkill on intimidation
>She’s like something from a nightmare
>Her horn lights up with a black aura, out of which shoots a blast of black/green light
>As it moves towards you her horn flashes and the black shadow once surrounding it is replaced by a red glow
>She can only watch in mesmerised horror as the blast curves up and away from you, finding itself drawn back to her red glowing horn
>Luna strikes her horn against the ground in a desperate attempt to stop the spell
>On her second attempt the red glow around her horn disappears
>It’s far too late though, as the eerie light crashes into the princess
>She’s briefly obscured by the resulting flash

>>26931249
>Your eyes refocuse to the dimness of regular daylight as it fades away to reveal a shocking scene
>Luna is no longer large and in charge
>In fact she’s smaller than you’d ever seen her
>And her coat was a light blue, and she had actual hair, no more space mane
>”Do you feel in charge?”
>The much smaller Luna looks furious with your smug comment
>You draw your purple energy weapon and move slightly closer
>full charge not required
>It’s time to end this
“YOU CANNO-
>You pull the trigger
>No charge required actually
>A small mist of purple comes out and wafts over the princess’ face, like that of spray bottle
>Her muzzle scrunches up and she blinks a few times
“YOU-
>You pull the trigger again
>Her muzzle scrunches and she sticks her tongue out
“Y-
>You do it again
>Same adorable scrunch with a flickering ear
>She goes to open her muzzle but you spray her again preemptively
>You continue squirting the alicorn
>She tries to back away from you but every time you spray she stops moving to scrunch her face
>You had a feeling this would work, they were just like dogs, but more adorable
>You continue spraying the princess until she cowers down to cover her muzzle with her hooves
“We yield Anonymous! Stop it we yield! You have bested us!”
>That’s how you win a dream fight

>>26928511
I am clueless on how to continue this
I have a direction I want to go but I can't make it past this point
Day 3
>you are guard horse
>and you are very tired
>and confused
>confused as to where your massive pillow has gone
>you were so comfy lying under the blanket on the couch
>your ears perk up to the racket in the kitchen
>and you smell something
>something so intoxicating
>so sweet
>a smell that activated every primal urge in your body
>pancakes
>you start to climb out of the warm cave of comf and emerge into the openness of the cool house
>the smell overwhelms you
>you see your pillow now
>and it’s carrying a plate towards you
>oh princesses above
>it’s got syrup too
>Anon sits down beside you and hands you the plate of goodness
>He looks at you and grins “Enjoy”
“But, Anon what are you going to eat?”
>” It’s fine, I have some toast I made”
>” I used the last of the batter to make you that pancake”
“It doesn’t even have sugar on it!”
>” It’s okay, I don’t eat that much sugar anyways”
>you what
>he must be starving!
>you’ve read about horrible times where when the three tribes were split and the world was in chaos, that a family of poor ponies would have to share a single cake and make it last a week!
“Here, you can have half of my pancake”
>you cut it in half with your fork
“I can’t eat that much anyways”
>which wasn’t a lie
>it was a big pancake
>you scarf the pancake down loving every bit of the sticky sweet maple syrup that engulfed it

>>26931269
>You spray again, cuz why not
“ACK! We apologies Anonymous, Silver Linings. She may remain at the prison, please just stop squirting us. You may take Equestria if you wish, but you must first defeat my sister”
>”Take Equestria? What the fu-? Look I have no idea what you’re talking about! I just wanna know why you’re so angry, you blew this whole thing way out of proportion and over-stepped your rights by looking at my memories”
>She doesn’t say anything for a while, glancing away in shame
“/Trying/ to look, we could never get far before your mind repelled us, besides we had too! We believed you a threat to our country and our personal guard”
“We couldn’t let you corrupt such an innocent pony or our lands”
>You spray her again for the shits and gigs
“Would you stop!”
>”How could you possibly think I’m a danger to all of Equestria?”
“How could we not? A strange creature of unknown origin and power arrives, is immediately arrested and branded a /red/ suit, who then befriends a pony who could give them direct access to a princess, who when they first met they vigorously insult!”
>She looks at you suspiciously from the ground
“You sound nothing more than a stereotypical super villain trying to take over Equestria, just another unreformed Discord”
>Hmm, well from her point of view that makes sense, except for whatever unreformed discord was
>How could you even get reformed discord to begin with?
>It must be a pain having to ensure the safety of an entire nation when there’s such a thing as magic and super villains
>She continues as you reflect on your thoughts
“Not to mention this world you have conjured up. It’s monstrous, Silver say’s it’s not real and that such a place exists only for human entertainment, even if that were true you still must be evil”
>”I don’t know what to say. I’m not evil, not a supervillain? How can I prove that to you? I don’t want to fight”

>>26931480
>She stares solemnly at you
“You must show us that you trust us”
>Classic
>”Alright, how do I do that?”
“Even if this place isn’t real it’s ideas must have come from somewhere”
>You nod
“We wish to see the origins or your dark thoughts, so as to truly see your potential danger”
>You groan
>That might be a problem
>And even if you did let her see, what memories would actually be brought up that pertain to Fallout 4’s Boston?
>”And what if you don’t like what you see?”
“We will honour the trust you have given to us, you will be allowed to roam the land freely, but you will have to endure constant pegasus surveillance”
>”And Silver still gets to stay?”
“Of course, of all the things you’re trying to prove tonight, your love for our guard is one you have made apparent, no pony has ever challenged me, to do so would’ve been considered... foolhardy”
“That you would do so for somepony else show’s you truly care for them, evil or not”
>You can deal with some bird pones if she doesn’t like what she sees, so long as Silver stays with you
“Will you let us in?”
>”Alright... do it”
>With both parties willing Luna has no difficulty accessing your memories
>Her eyes becomes glazed as she enters a memory
>As you look at her you feel yourself being drawn in
>Before you know it you’re along for the ride with Luna, scouting out your mind
>You find yourself in an unfamiliar city beside large horse butt
>Although far more confusing was the fact everything was in black and white
>There’s a low rumble coming from the skies
>You hear Luna gasp in shock
“This is not our sister’s sky… Anonymous the human, are you a child of the stars?”
>”If by that you mean alien then yeah”
>She’s flabbergasted
>While Luna stammers away you locate the source of the rumbling noise
>It was a plane
>Wait a sec
>Your vision suddenly telescopes to the plane, to the name inscribed on the side
>Enola gay
>You’re in Hiroshima

>>26931511
>This is what brain came up with! What the fuck man!
>The sky flashes with nuclear hellfire
>The shock wave radiates out, in it’s wake the city falls
>The blast rolls over the two of you to no effect, your surroundings however get blasted away
>Your vision is obscured by blinding light and voluminous dust clouds
>The shock wave retreats back, drawing the dust with it as the great mushroom grows in the sky
>The city, flattened, population, drastically reduced
>You hear the sound of a Princess Pony puking behind you at the horror’s of man
>The memory stops and everything freezes in place
>You turn around to the Princess
>She’s not looking to good
“We are truly sorry for the horrors of your world Anonymous, but this simply shows your species, your world, is capable of pure evil, I’m afraid we must keep you under surveillance as a safety measure for all ponykind”
>Honestly you didn’t know what you expected
>An outcome where she didn’t think of you as a freak? or crazy? or evil? Fat chance
>But maybe you could shift things to your favour
>”Princess Luna wait, what you see here is ancient human history. It all occurred well before I was even born! You can’t just look at the worst humanity has to offer then make a lump assumption about us all”
>Luna looks at you incredulously
>”Here, let me show you”
>The memory you reside in alters as you change your focus to humanity's better qualities
>The world around you flashes to show humanity's achievements, sprawling metropolises with towering buildings, great works of art, music, and literature, scientific discovery and advancements
>As you do so you attempt to funnel with the memories all your understanding of the subjects, as to help Luna deal with what she was witnessing
>She looks starry eyed with amazement
>But you’ve saved the best to last

>>26931543
>You can only guess by the moon on her butt and the whole praise the night thing that mankind landing on the goddamn moon would give her a massive hard on for humanity
>And hopefully get you out of constant pony watch
>You start off with the wright brothers first flight then move through the phenomenally swift advancements in human aviation
>The development of rocket technology, the space race, man reaching orbit, the moon landing, and the current ISS
“You may stop Anonymous”
>You look at the mare
>Tears glisten on her cheeks
“You’re species may not be as bad as we once thought”
>She comes at you with a look of pure adoration
“You broke free of your own planet just to touch the surface of the moon, t’is unbelievable, had we not just seen it with our own eyes. We find it most pleasing to our sensibilities”
>”Soooo… What’s your plan for me?”
>You might have pulled this off, hot damn if you were trying to take over you could have even swayed Luna to your side
>She closes her eyes and disappears
>Okay maybe not then
>... Now what?
>Suddenly you find yourself back in Boston
>Beside you is Luna and behind you is Silver’s shelter
“We see now that, despite your capability and willingness for great atrocities, your people have performed feats of wonder, and honour, far beyond anything we thought possible”
“We cannot say for certain that you will not become a threat to Equestria, but neither can we renege on our deal”
“You may live your life unsupervised, I will however be keeping a closer eye on you from now on”
>Suddenly she shifts back into her normal form of space hair and medium size
>A sly smile creeps onto her muzzle
“Also as a precautionary measure it is our decision to elevate you to black suit status”
>She giggles to herself, clearly loving the petty victory over you
>Well let’s just take that right back from her
>”Sweet, Black goes better with my complexion anyway, plus it’ll give me more street cred”

>>26931571
>Luna’s infuriated with your lack of fucks
>”Lol, you mad bro? Why u mad tho?”
>The mask of anger cracks and she lowers her head in defeat
>Aww poor pony
>You rub around the back of her ears and head
>Next you start quickly stroking up and down her slender neck
>For the first time she smiles
>She let’s out a giddy giggle at your ear scratching
“/Now/ we see how you could sway one of our guards to fight so feverantly for you”
>The Princess begins mewling under your vigorous patting
“You know we could give you a royal pardon if you choose to work as our personal masseuse, your evil nature can be forgiven”
>A tempting offer, it would mean you could finally explore this world and it’s unbelievable wonders
>But there ain’t no way you could leave any of your mares behind
>”I’ll have to get back to you on that, and princess, I’m sorry for everything that’s happened”
>You retract your hand and go to retrieve Silver from the shelter
>Opening the door you see the bat mare sitting patiently for you
>She extends out her forelegs for you to pick her up
>”Lazy bat”
>When you lift her up she looks at you apprehensively
>”Don’t worry Silver, I was civil”
“S-so is everything going to be alright”
>You nod and she hugs you closely with her wings

>>26931622
>Luna gets both your attentions by clearing her throat
“We are sorry for what we have said Silver, you may court this male if you please… he truly is a... remarkable beast, we simply urge caution”
>Did she have to call you a beast?
>Silver gives a little bow from your grasp
“Thank you princess, it is an honour to serve you”
>Luna closes her eyes and slowly nods
>Silver cranes her head up to you and smooches you right on the cheek
>Luna’s slow nod becomes an awkward shuffling with a growing blush
“Uuuh, we should leave. Anonymous, we would like to learn more of your kind some time”
>Before either of you can say your goodbyes she fades away in a puff of smoke and awkward blushes
>Silver looks up to you
“You stood up to a pony akin to a god, just for me? You really are something Nonny”
>She was akin to a god? Wow you should be in a lot more trouble for what you did than you actually are
>Silver looks about at the hellish world
>You can pick up on the sounds of gunfire mixed with super mutant screams
>The sky turns green once again as nuclear fallout falls to the earth
“Can we leave this place now please? It’s making me sick”
>The mare hides away in your chest to avoid looking at the gore
>”I’d want nothing more than to leave”
>Well actually you were having a great time, but this isn’t the best place for little ponies
>With your mind unburdened it takes nothing more than a thought to change the entire word
>Your location is one of endless comfort
>Vast plains and meadows of cushions spring forth, complete with cushion trees and a sunny cushion sky
>You’re also dressed like hugh hefner, crimson robe and all
>It’s all extraordinarily soft and smooth
>Just like your mares
>This is good, it’s time for a change of pace, this is what a dream land should be
>Batpone looks around in awe at the new and strange surroundings
Cuz how do you fight with a princess? As a result there will be snuggles

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>>26931461
>>26928511
I know I said I'd update it tonight but its not ready
I'm sorry

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>>26931895
Don't worry, we got time to wait.
If we get green we are 'kay

>>26928466
>>26929827
You know... I made Water Fall "Rank" a little joke about bumps and stuff
I guess nobody jumped for that thing
Well whatevers
Still a cute rank for a breezie

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>>26931269
Praying kiddie Luna into submission is better than anything I could think of.

>>26932789
Spraying" fucking keyboard sucks.

>>26931638
Gold star and a blowjob to you

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>>26905666
>tfw spent 2 days straight reading the entire pastebin without sleeping
I regret nothing

Can someone explain to me that whole last arc of Mythd's story? I don't know if my feelings toward it are right.

>>26933053
Let's see...
>Clever pony with long name wants revenge on Anon
>Calls a meeting of enemies of Anon and plans evil things for Anon's herd
>One by one they are falling
>Anon gets send to solitary
>Alicorn "terra" I believe was called summon Anon by the powers of the elements of her griffon friend
>Anon becomes Captain Planet, undestroyer of worlds
>Knows that Clever long name pony is behind all the bad stuff going on on his herd
>Captures him and stays as an uncle for his thousands of changelings children
Pretty much that
Mythd was deep in studies, so he couldn't get a good ending for this one, not like the Cookies n' Cream
But at least it was funny, I mean, Anons who wanted a herd Anon story were pleased

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FUCK YEAH
MOTHER FUCKING MINI FRIDGES