It's Still Easter Somewhere

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>>26897091
Confirm it with Applejack. She won't lie, right?

>>26897091
Rainbow Dash's. She's the dumbest.

>>26897091
Applejack's. She's least likely to be able to elude us in our egg inquiries.

>>26897091
Grab a steel baseball bat and go to Rainbow's place.

>>26897130
This, we should also guilt her into helping us with the others.

>>26897091
Ask to the chicken, you can understand animals right?

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>>26897197
Oh I like this one.

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>>26897130

You decide to head to Sweet Apple Acres first. After all, Applejack's a good pony. Surely she'll rat the others out, right?

As you reach the farm- what kind of architectural fuckup designed this place, anyway- you see what you think is your friend off in the distance, heading indoors. A little further off to the right, you can see three more figures. Probably Applejack's sister and her friends, enjoying the holiday festivities. They're an enterprising group of fillies, maybe they can help you? Or you could head straight to Applejack and get some answers.

>>26897525
Best not to involve anyone until we know what's going on. Let's head straight to Applejack, obviously exasperated with her shit, of course.

>>26897525
Enlist those kids but make them go off on their own, you don't want to have to babysit do you?

>>26897525
Pass by the CMC and say something that'll give them a destructive way to get their cutie marks.

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>>26897584

You march right up to Applejack and put your game face on.

You then very politely ask her if she's knows what happens to Chiquisha and the other's eggs and if she's seen any around. Applejack places her basket down and tells you, yes, she and the rest of the girls took your eggs for the annual Horse Easter Egg Hunt, like they do every year, but they figured she wouldn't mind because they do it every year and a chicken doesn't really count as a life until it's hatched anyway.

You quietly mutter that you don't approve and they do this every year anyway, and then ask if she could please give the eggs back.

Applejack seems pensive.

>>26897909
Fluttershy get pissed.
Applejack I need those eggs back now...Please.or I'm going to break your legs in your sleep..

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>>26897909
Time to take the kids hostage.

Fillies for eggs! Sounds like a fair trade to me!

Oh, wait. We're Fluttershy. Say 'Okay...' and go home, defeated.

>>26897909
Decided to become suddenly assertive and take the CMC hostage, threatening to cuddle them to death until she gives you the eggs and promises to aid in the return of all the eggs.

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>>26897909
Get triggered and go full blown pro-egg incubation crazy on her. Tell her she is murdering baby chickens with her disgusting pagan celebration.

>>26897909
So she and the others thought stealing eggs was a good idea?

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>>26897967
>>26898000

You gather up all the rage in your heart and very assertively tell Applejack that if she doesn't give your eggs back you will cuddle her legs and break her sister's friends to death. You're not sure if that came out the way you intended but you hold your breath REALLY HARD just to get the point across.

Applejack looks sincerely disturbed by this sudden tone shift and tells you she and the others painted the eggs and hid them in various places around town for the foals to find. She can't tell you where the others hid their share but hers are in a couple of places in the barn and on the outskirts of the farm. She then very cautiously asks if you've been taking your pills.

>>26898090
>pills?
NO. My script ran out and the pharmacists is closed because of this horse Easter bullshit!

>>26898113
This, oh god this.
It's too funny not to say.

>>26898090
Cut the bullshit and give me the eggs apple fucker!
Where are the others thieves?

>>26898090
ARE YOU SAYING
I HAVE TO GO
ON AN EASTER EGG HUNT?
FUCK THIS HOLIDAY

Then very politely ask her if she wouldn't mind gathering up all the eggs she hid, while staring at he with cold dead eyes.

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>>26898113
>>26898125
>>26898144
>>26898150

You are progressively losing your shy.

> "NO. My script ran out and the pharmacists is closed because of this Horse Easter bullshfffffffffffffff!"

Applejack flinches away from your copious amounts of spittle and apologizes repeatedly, offering to gather up the eggs she hid for you and promising to never do this again. She also offers you an Apple Family Apple of Repentance as proof of her sincerity.

>>26898324
Now go to CMC for eggs they hid.

>>26898324
Thank her and politely take the apple in your mouth before heading off.

>>26898324
Take the apple and eat it like you're a wolf severing a deer's neck while you look her right in the eyes

Devor pathetic offering. >>26898357

>>26898324
But the egg guardian is not appeased, demand your inbred spawn return the eggs they stole!

>>26898343
They didn't hide them, they're hunting for them.

>>26898479
Then snatch whatever they found.

>>26898324
Find the fashion whorse.
She must return the eggs she stole.

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Only got a few more left in me for the night, then I need to get to bed. This is way more time-intensive that I thought! I can continue this throughout the week, if there's any interest. Probably start around 10 or 11 PM EST tomorrow night if so.
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>>26898348
>>26898343

You take the offering with a withering glare of acceptance and leave your "friend" to collect that which she stole from you. You figure in the meantime, you can find the tinier applehorse and her compatriots and persuade them to return any they might have found in the meantime.

As you exit the barn, you find the CMC are exactly where you last saw them, out on the edge of the orchard closest to home. You take a bite of withheld appreciation out of your unexpected lunch as you trot over. That's interesting... the three fillies seem to be tossing something between each other.

>>26898695
I'm cool with doing this again.
Off her pills, Fluttershy is pretty funny.

Swoop and rescue.

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Yup, last one. 3 AM, time to go pass out. Continue late tomorrow night. I have class until 8 PM EST, then gotta make dinner. Thanks for playing! I'm not used to drawing in a quick, cartoony style. This was fun.
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>>26898763

You swoop in as fast as you big, buttery wings can carry you, snatching the egg up out of midair and flitting above the three cream-colored retards. You catch a glimpse of a basket with more eggs as you pass by, though there's hardly enough in there to fill a nest. Hopefully Applejack remembers where she put the rest of them.

How do you approach the CMC?

>>26898964
Remind them that the egg they were playing with is a life!
How would they like it if we stole them from their homes and played with their lives like a mad god?!
Because we're best friends with a mad god who'll let us do just that if they mess with our eggs again!

Also, swipe that basket filled with other eggs.

>>26898964
See ya tomorrow anon.
btw your art looks familiar did you do pics for the flutter rape cyoa?

Bumpin', in hopes of drawfag's return.

>>26898964
Scold the children then go to rarity's place.

>>26899045
This

>>26900147

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bun

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>>26904430
carrot

>>26898695
About 1 or 2 hours left until Drawfag's return.

Bumping the survivors

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>>26899271
Nope, though my art floats around here on occasion. I only contribute anonymously, though. Don't usually produce enough consistent content to warrant tripfagging.

Anyway, continuing.
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>>26899045

You take on a motherly tone and remind the three fillies that they must be respectful of all forms of life, especially the unborn. The yellow one argues, insisting it doesn't really count cause it's still an egg, while the orange one grows more and more agitated. Sweetie Belle interrupts them both with an obnoxious whine, demanding to know exactly what they are supposed to do on Horse Easter with no eggs to hunt. You suppose you could threaten Discord's wrath upon them, but invoking the magic of an uncontrollable goofy Satan doesn't really seem like the best idea on second thought.

How do you respond to the heartbroken fillies and their ruined holiday?

>>26911058
tell them to paint rocks or some shit

it's not your problem

>>26911058
Tell them to be CMC cliff jumpers for today and don't forget to NOT wear a helmet and dive head first.

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>>26911091

You tell them to go paint rocks or something. They're basically like eggs, only you won't be tiny little murderers. Their little faces immediately brighten. "That's a great idea!"

You place the basket of ill-gotten eggs atop your head and make your way back to the barn, leaving the fillies to their own devices. They'll be fine.

You're thinking you'll confront Rarity next, but first, what should you do with the eggs you already have? Can you trust Applejack to take care of them, with how busy she is?

>>26911374
Take them back to the chickens where they belong.
AJ can not be trusted,she has betrayed us once already.

She's one of them...the egg thieves!

>>26911374
Summon Angel bunny, and have him bring the eggs back to chicken coop for you.

>>26911374
threaten AJ into compliance, it's old hat now

>that bg scootaloo

>>26911374
Return to the chickens,and apologize to them for the paint jobs on the eggs.

Also I just have to say, it's been over a day and I'm still laughing hysterically at this picture and post >>26898324

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>>26911420

You return to Applejack and demand the rest of your eggs back. She places roughly half a dozen in the basket on your head, insisting despite your disappointment that these are all she took for the farm's Egg Hunt. You take a second look inside the basket. About a nest, maybe a nest and a half's worth. It will have to do for now.

You give her one last piercing stare, tracing a line with your hoof between your eyes and hers, and return to your cottage. Unfortunately, your hens are not impressed. One look at the spotted and star-spangled eggs causes them to scamper and flutter about the hen-house in a panic, squaking hysterically about the 'egg pox.'

You leave it to your resident eggspert, Milton H. Feathers, Ph.D to inspect and ensure the well-being of the eggs and calm their distraught mothers. You have four more ponies to visit.

>>26912039
You go visit RD, wondering how she would hide her eggs in the clouds.

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>>26912039

"What."

> "Oh, hel-lo, Fluttershy, dearest! What do you think of my attempt at joining the festivities?~ Is it not simply GRAND?~"

"Rarity, I, um... it's..."

> "Positively chick? Oh, I know!~ I'm so glad you think so!~"

How do you handle this.

>>26912071

Sorry bro, enough people called for Rarity already that I went with it. Dash'll be next, though.

>>26912120
Tell Rarity that we're off our meds and if she knows better she'll give us the eggs. Give her the crazy eye!

By the way, what were our meds for again?
Please say it's an anti-psychotic.

>>26912120
make rarity uncomfortable by just staring at her with an angry look on your face
let her try to guess what we want

>>26912120
stare at her until she's uncomfortable then just say, "you know why I'm here, Rarity"

>>26912120
"That was a horrible pun. Now give me my chickens' eggs back or you will face my un-medicated wrath."

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Probably just gonna go through Rarity's segment and then continue tomorrow. No obligations so I should be able to run for a decent chunk of time and really churn drawings out.
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>>26912177

You inform Rarity that the holiday she's so enjoying has interfered with refilling your prescription meds and she'd be wise to just hand over the eggs she and the rest of the girls stole from you. She gives you a pleasant, endearing smile and invites you inside, strutting towards the center of the room and avoiding your assertion entirely, instead inquiring as to which medications you're referring to.

> "Oh, what is it this time, darling?~ Snarly Wing-Whiff? The Grundy Hoof-Wax- you really should fly more often, you ARE a pegasus, dear- or is it the pills you had for those dreadful psychadelic flashbacks?

The boutique is fairly normal, despite Rarity's strange attempts at celebration. Do you humor her with conversation and try to find the eggs on the sly, or put your hoof down?

>>26912720
From Rarity's work station, grab a pair of scissors with your mouth, point it against her throat and threaten her to give you the locations to your eggs.

>>26912720
The hoof goes down.
I think it's time for Fluttershy to have a psychotic flashback of her time in the war.

Now give back charlie you egg stealing bitch!

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>>26912851

>>26912720
>>26912967
Saddle up to Rarity, put a leg around her, and ask her about the location of your stolen eggs. If she plays dumb slowly start pulling gems out of her outfit.

>>26913046
Slowly at first, each time punctuated by asking again.

>>26912851
>>26913046
Rarity is obviously a spy for the egg thieves.
This will "require information gathering."
It is the correct course of action.

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>>26912720
Put your hoof down. No need for physical violence, o anything like that. However, disregard her attempts to change the subject.

Ask her, while she's in the act of being so prissy, just why on earth she and the others thought it was a great idea to steal the eggs. Guilt trip her, and perhaps she will surrender them willingly.

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Last one for tonight. I'll start it back up early afternoon tomorrow.
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>>26912851
>>26913046
>>26913052

Desperately, you march past her and take a pair of scissors in your jaws, pacing towards her slowly. You demand eggs. If the location of your eggs are not divulged, you are prepared to snip off every last gem superglued to that... perfectly nice outfit.

>>26913209

Rarity is aghast. She's looking at you like you're a complete lunatic- and she's the one wearing the diamond-studded chicken costume. You wouldn't! But oh yes, you would. Every year, your "friends" do this to you. To your hens. They had to know you were going to break eventually. Why, why would you do it again. Why?

As you try not to crumble internally and break the facade of potential violence, Rarity responds. They weren't going to do it this year, she swears, but Discord really got them into the spirit of things!

Of course. Still, knowing the draconequus, he won't be found unless he wants to be found, so it's probably best to keep reclaiming your eggs in the meantime. You ask Rarity, very calmly, to please show you what she's done with the eggs she stole from you.

Nervously, she agrees, and leads you upstairs...

>>26913209
This

>>26912967
Fine, I'll suggest less graphic violence next time.

>>26913410
Oh, ya know what now that Rarity is a giant chicken maybe we should just have her lay more eggs.

>>26913487
>I'll suggest less graphic violence next time.
Says you, m8. She is releasing all her pent-up anger, so it's time for her to become violent as fuck.

>>26913487
>accepting lesser quality eggs
Scum.

>>26913532
No, I'm saying she should be forced to join the other chickens. Not that we should accept her eggs in exchange.

They will teach her to lay better quality eggs...especially the roosters.

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>>26913621
You're into some weird shit, Anon

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>>26913621
Clucking is not my fetish

>>26913629
>>26913644
She needs to know the time and suffering, that went into making those eggs.

Only then will she learn.

Also, this isn't my fetish I just want to lock Rarity in a hen house and yell at her for hours on end to lay eggs and watch her cry. That's my fetish.

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>>26913681
You're into some weird shit, Anon

>>26913691
Well, I did just get back from the SIM thread...that could be a part of it.

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bun

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>>26913410
Discord! Think about how you knew that anoying freak show would be behind this, he's probably laughing at you right now. Start ranting and screaming at that nerd, he can probably hear you somehow.

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Sorry for the wait. Today wound up being beautiful out so I spent a lot of it in that mystical place called outside.

Continuing for the next few hours.
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>>26913410

You place the scissors back down on the dresser and follow the dresshorse upstairs, where she reveals to you her opus: She's made an entire fashion line out of gluing your eggs to dresses.

Rarity seems eager to show off in front of her work, if a bit hesitant after your outburst a minute ago.

> "Well... dear? What do you think? A far better use for these things, surely. I've been simply scrambling to get these done in time for this afternoon!~"

>>26919200
Go with suicide bomber tactic, ask her to remove those eggs safely or else you will crush those eggs and ruin her dresses anyway.

>>26919240
And smack her in her head if she used hot glue gun to stick those eggs to those dresses.

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>>26913487
>>26919240

You say the first thing that comes out of your mouth, telling her that those are YOUR eggs and if she can't remove them safely you'll ruin her dresses and make HER lay new eggs to replace them.

Rarity looks extremely concerned now. She looks you in the eye and asks you if you need to go lay down.

>>26919200
I need those eggs back please, please before they hatch and goo all over your dresses.

Also, by the way, the stitching on that one clearly sould be cross stiched. The velour on this one clashes with it's overall tone. The pastels on this one, while appropriate for the season, are garish and tacky. The pleats on this one will clearly flow uncomfortably. This powder blue one looks overall very last season. Umm..but...ummm.. this one is nice.

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>>26919610

> "I need those eggs back please, please before they hatch and goo all over your dresses."

Well, that seems somewhat scientifically improbable, if not impossible... but it would be a shame if all that perfectly good and reusable fabric got ruined. Rarity gives in to your dubious reasoning and agrees to remove the eggs for you, apologizing for all the stress she's put upon you. Clearly they've all underestimated the limits of your patience.

As she gets to work, she asks if you need any help retrieving the rest of them. She can't speak to Dash's whereabouts but she could fetch Pinkie or Twilight's share for you while you look for the cyan speedster.

>>26919884
Ask Rarity to go to tool shop and fetch 'left hoofed screwdriver', 'hammer grease' and 'a bucket of grinder sparks' while you look for Rainbow.
She is just a whiny bitch who'll slow you down, better ditch her at tool shop

>>26919970
Just say you need them to fix chicken coop or something. she won't know.

>>26919970
that's cruel
I like it

but we could really use her help, and getting her stuck in the hardware store looking for things that don't exist won't really help us at all besides giving a cheap laugh

>>26920000
Holy shit, that quad, Rarity must help Fluttershy now.
...Or maybe we can use her as a bait for Rainbow Dash instead. RD will find Rarity being a retard up in the sky, laugh her heads off then dive towards Rarity to mock at her. That's when Fluttershy strikes.

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>>26919970
>>26919990

You tell her that you need a left hoofed screwdriver, hammer grease, and a bucket of grinder sparks from the hardware store to fix up the chicken coops, and that'd be the best way she could help you. Based off her expression, Rarity's bullshit meter seems to be going through the roof, but she agrees, offering to drop the eggs off at your house with the tools.

It's about midday, and it's going to get harder and harder to find everything the later it gets. You think it'd be a good idea to go find Dash now, but you're not even sure where to start.

>>26920154

Brief pause as I go make dinner.

>>26920154
As I said earlier, use Rarity as bait for RD. Ambush near hardware store, waiting for RD to come mock at Rarity's autism.

>>26920154
Go outside and look for small, Rainbow Dash sized clouds.

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Probably two more after this, then start up again Thursday.
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>>26920341
>>26920800

You decide to accompany Rarity to the hardware store, which seems to satiate her suspicion a bit. You insist on her keeping the costume on, though, which gets you another weird look. As you head through the town, you keep one eye to the sky and one eye on the unicorn, though not at the same time, because that'd be weird. You're not sure you could do it anyway.

You reach your destination after a short while, though you've seen no sign of Dash. There's always a possibility that she'll come around as you're leaving, however, and Rarity does stick out like a sore hoof. Should you stick around and wait for Rarity to catch on to your earlier fib?

>>26921124
no, rainbow needs to be found

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>>26921134

You decide to go off on your own. Dash clearly isn't coming to you. You let Rarity head into the store before turning and heading to her home in the clouds- maybe she's napping like a lazy bum as usual. You get about ten feet before something pink blocks you.

> "HEY FLUTTERSHY"

You can't tell if this is good luck or bad luck.

>>26921367
Tell Pinkie you're looking for Rainbow Dash, and ask if she can help.
If we can get them both in one place, we only have to get mad once.

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>>26921406

YOU CAN'T
After what seems like forever Pinkie's soulless eyes break away from yours and she gives you an impossibly big smile. Before you can even open your mouth, she excitedly asks you if you were looking for Rainbow Dash. You reply, quietly, that yes, you were. GREAT! She replies, saying she can lead you right to her, but first you have to come play a game she made for you.

Do you agree?

>>26921742
>As long as it's Russian Roulette, sure.

>>26921742

Forgot to mention, pausing here until Thursday.

While there's a bit of a gap, mind if I poll for opinions? I've wanted to do a CYOA for a while but I have severely underestimated how time and focus-intensive it is, not to mention how out of practice I am. Haven't really picked up a pen in quite a few years for any length of time.

So, how am I doing? Any critique or suggestions?

>>26921742
IT'S A FUCKING EGG HUNT, ISN'T IT, PINKIE?
FUCK YOU

>>26922052
It's been nice so far. Good lighthearted fun.

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>>26921742
>pic is my assessment of your cyoa

>>26922052
i'm digging it so far, it's pretty entertaining

>>26922052
It's stupidly amusing, and you're an eggscellent writer.

>>26922052
It's pretty fun so far

>>26922447
i-is that good

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>>26926131
Yes!

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>>26929025
neigh

>>26929025
you can do it

>>26929025
Poor bunner. I'd go pick him up and put him up there. The spirit of exploration is not to be denied

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>>26933598
At least he didn't end up like this bun