SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is still storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is still storytimed here!
>>26830277
With days ever lengthening, it would appear that spring holds no small affinity for Princess Celestia. Perhaps summer is even moreso- but really, does she have a particularly favorite season? Or is she content to take in any time of year? Whatever the case, the royal gardens, menagerie and hedge-maze seem to at least point to some outdoorsy recreation for the royal head of state.
>>26844003
Previous thread.
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>>26849242
Sun threads are always the best threads
She is truly the most beautiful pony in Equestria.
>>26849263
filly seems excited where others are not
>>26849268
I really like these silly references
>>26849275
WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP IS
>>26849262
>Gauntlet of Fire
I really hope Spike can have a good episode early this season in that one cause I like the idea of a dragon faction to explore.
>>26849289
>dragk
I'm going to vomit
Remember, fillies will do anything for your approval.
Anything.
>>26849292
He wouldn't be half-bad if he didn't use his self-insert all the time
>>26849320
His style is just thogourhly unappealing to me and he drew the single most creepy series of pictures I've seen in this fandom
I can't stand him
anyone got that weaver pic of pinkie shooting herself with a "happy birthday!" banner behind her
>>26849347
I am morbidly curious.
What where these pictures about?
>>26849354
His self-insert in human and pony form fucking Faust
Not even her OC, literally just Faust
>>26849307
And then Rarity was never seen again.
>>26849358
Oh, *that*
Yoiks. Didn't know that was his self-insert.
>>26849358
>Not even her OC, literally just Faust
I need that pic.
Fluttershy!
>>26849365
Rarity is a lucky mare
>>26849358
tbf I'd try to fuck Faust if Craig wouldn't beat me up
>>26849369
Knock yourself out, Anon.
https://derpibooru.org/984939
>>26849374
>>26849379
that's pretty hot.
>>26849379
No I mean seriously that's a pretty hot faust right there.
Are there any other pictures of human faust being fucked by a pony
>>26849388
Seems like "Homesick Shimmer" will get you much the same stuff with less creepy Faust fetishization.
>>26849413
no no
I want faust being fucked
she's hot
I want to enjoy a cup of tea with Fluttershy.
>wanting to fuck Lauren
but she's not even a pony
>>26849441
yes, and
>>26849417
Oh I bet you would
Remember quests?
>>26849504
A long while ago in here. I've had some of the most fun in here on Renne quest and the Waifu Date Quests.
There's quite a bit of CYOAs I see outside here on /mlp/. Not sure if they're any good though.
>>26849504
Yes
>>26849529
>>26849529
>>26849540
Renne is such a cute pone
I haven't read rennequest yet
please no spoilers
>>26849547
There are cute ponies in it
>>26849547
It's creepy, fun, and cute when it's needed most.
>>26849547
There are cute ponies
One of them eats too much
>>26849547
Dr. Pepper
>>26849569
>>26849574
boop
>>26849583
>rape
I mean, Discord should be unique as he is quite a bit of a mutant but who else could have been used instead of adding another Marry into the mix?
Wouldn't it be rad if Starlight got her own dragon assistant?
Nyx is invincible. She has never been booped.
>>26849583
binaural boops
>>26849596
Are you just trying to rub salt in Shimmerfags wounds?
>>26849596
>that henna design
Wow, that's pretty.
wait why does luna have pink streaks in her mane
oh god is the artist using luna as her OC
why
>>26849605
No, but now that you mention it, it would be a welcome side-effect of the topic I'm suggesting.
Nyx's princess coronation
Pony's boop recovery counseling sessions are coming along nicely.
Red pill me if 5th princess is killing new season hype?
>>26849469
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy.
>>26849611
That looks light purple to me.
>>26849635
The new season sounds pretty interesting, yet I'm not feeling hype at all.
I guess she's got something to do with it since the whole thing about advancing status quo, making Starlight a regular and so on sound pretty nice.
>colt
>>26849635
>>26849669
Just remember that even if the premiere ends up being bad, you'll only have to endure the baby for one more episode at most this season.
>>26849669
Oh, I even like Princess Hugewings
>>26849678
>colt
Filly keeps referring to it as an "estrus flask."
>>26849669
Is it confirmed she will be a "regular" past the premier?
>>26849694
She's Twilight's student, it'd be pretty fucking weird if she wasn't
>>26849618
With a gun sticking out of the crowd
TWO
DAYS
>>26849698
Twilight is celestias student and look at their interaction. Im still afraid they'll just send her off to make friends and shit
>>26849694
Big Jim already said she is basically going Discord tier in this season. So yeah, she's an official secondary character.
Why is Fluttershy's eye color so inconsistent in fanart? Everything I see her in she has a different color.
>>26849719
No he didn't
Check your sources again
>>26849690
Filly, it's just Sunny D.
>you will never be a little filly
>you will never have relatively big adventures with your all filly team
>>26849796
All filly teams are defeated easily if you keep a supply of filly treats
>>26849761
>Does the addition of another seemingly "main" character to the show impact production much?
>When we’re working with a semi-recurring character like say, a Discord, it’s not really any bigger of an impact on production than a one off character created for any individual episode. They still need to be designed, built and animated in all the same ways. If anything, it’s better for us to have a recurring character in that with each appearance, we can build up a library of reuse animation, expressions and poses that make the lives of the layout artists and animators just a teeny bit easier.
EQD staff directly assumed her appearance as a fact and asked him about the impact of it on the show's production.
To which he replied explaining said impact.
What's wrong with my sources again?
>>26849761
He's right though, fucknugget.
>>26849809
What if you don't have any filly treats?
>>26849829
You have to bringthe colts.
Maybe I should stream the whole series from now until new horse?
>>26849829
You're gonna get booped
Pony feels sad that you won't fit perfectly in her warm embrace.
>>26849853
That'd be a 42-hour streamI'd be up for it
>>26849859
Clearly she's never been properly instructed in the art of the human big spoon.
>>26849859
Lies and slander
>2 days until S6
>>26849872
I hope I don't forget it and miss the premiere.
>>26849859
>tfw ywn have symmetrical pony cuddles
>>26849886
>you will never have pony cuddles
>>26849859
If she'd turn me into a filly already I could
[Window breaks]
[Wing flapping sounds]
>>26849891
;_;
>>26849907
I had horses when I was little
they were cool
>>26849904
Just use the door, god damn
>>26849904
I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN EQUESTRIA
gonna draw in a bit
any requests?
>>26849942
Anon cuddling Spike
>>26849942
Horsedongs
>>26849942
AJ being a farm horse
>>26849942
Anon bellyrubbing centaurlestia
>>26849942
estrus pony
>>26849942
I second anon bellyrubbing centaurlestia
>>26849942
Lamia Twilight
>>26849942
Lamia pinkie because she's superior to twilight
>>26850006
But Pinkie is a slime girl.
Twilight is a Lamia
Appul is a centaur
Dash is a harpy
Rarity is one of those Spider girls
And I don't know what Fluttershy would be.
Should I stay or should I go?
>>26850011
>waaaah one picture said that so it must be that and forever that
>>26849942
Discord holding Nyx under his arm like a brief case or something.
>>26850011
>Rarity is one of those Spider girls
Dryder
>>26850011
Siren? Or forest fae more likely. Fairy wings and the like.
>>26850011
Terrible taste
>>26850011
Fluttershy would be a creature with some kind of tentacle arms that is very cuddly
>>26850027
Kraken?
>>26850011
bridge troll
>>26850032
that could actually be kind of cute
>>26850031
It lives on land.
Also I didn't mean full tentacle, just something that can wrap around things and people.
Maybe a plant pony?
>>26850037
shit
shit it could be
I have to draw this now
I've played myself
BUTTON'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON
>>26850053
>I've played myself
Like a damn fiddle
>>26850053
nobby
more like
nyxxy
Filly wants to meet Richard Nixon someday.
>>26850076
hahaha
nixon
nyxon
:^)
>>26850079
nyx on
*clap clap*
nyx off
You want to snuggle this mare.
>>26850011
>>26850091
Just snuggle her and you'll like her.
>>26850093
nah
but her assistant, maybe
>>26850093
Isn't that the image Tara tweeted?
>>26850094
I'm stuck on the Mage fight you goddamn fairy. I'll awaken those crystals after that.
>Ah love ya, Anon.
>>26849261
>does she have a particularly favorite season?
When did Luna come back from the moon? Summer?
https://derpibooru.org/1114422
>>26850135
I love you too, filly
>one day and 22
>>26850167
There's something wrong with those walls.
Filly's eyes fool the brain of filly!
>>26850182
Rolf pls
>"Don't be princess, crazy. I know alll about Starbeard The Swirled, man."
>>26850240
Nipples are ducts, not holes.
>>26850240
just think once before you speak please
>>26850240
Milky Way you say
https://derpibooru.org/1109628
>>26850011
Your headcanon aligns with mine perfectly. Therefore all your detractors are objectively wrong and I bid you a good day.
>>26850280
Lol i dunno xDD
>>26850247
>Nipples are ducts, not holes.
what about inverted nipples
>>26850247
>>26850261
There's porn out there where penises are pressed into nipples. While the milk ducts aren't actually penetrated, a large breast can envelope the end of a penis in this way.
The More You Know
>>26849949
>>26850314
Nipples are like these things, inverted ones are just pushed in.
>>26850342
Kill yourself
>>26850331
>pushing spike into your crotch area
don't do that
Anon is showing colt some homemade solutions for lonely nights.
>>26850351
Again, nipples are ducts.
They would tear before you could fit anything in them.
>>26850359
>it explodes while you're fucking it
nopenopenopenopenope
>>26850359
Or just get a fleshlight you fucking inbred
Your colt exploded.
>>26850384
Who knew colt dicks could cum with such force
>>26850395
It's a survival trait.
>>26850404
>survival
Filly treats.
I want to go around wrapping ponies in blankets and making them my cuddle buddies for the day against their will. I pick a new pony every day and occasionally some of them come back wanting to experience it again.
NEW HORSE EPISODE IS SOON
VERY SOON
>>26850440Nyx teets.
>>26850384
>>26850466
Oh my god Twilight, a bomb
All the ponies started singing randomly again. This is the third time today.
It's probably gonna be one of their musical weeks.
>>26850498
Ugh.
Fuck it, every time they sing I'm going to start changing the words to human songs.
>>26850517
She could have just chucked them out the window.Or not be a lazy piece of shit and actually do them.
bruh
>>26850517
I WANT to ask why.
>>26850494
>>26850037
>>26850591
I was expecting a shy troll and anon or something
>>26850517
I recognise that guys style. He did a vore pic where Derpy ate a pony dressed as a muffin.
>>26850591
I would
>>26850591
>she'll never demand that you piss into her mouth
>>26850608
Why is that one dong sad?
>>26850608
nobby thats lewd
>>26850608
wait fuck
http://i.imgur.com/uUZO8Gj.png
>>26850608
Aw yiss
thanks nobsimgur that shit though
>>26850591
looks like tarrasque
that's weirdly cute nobby
>>26850565
LOOK
LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES
>>26850629
>tarrasque
who is that
are they french
>>26850650
>not knowing the tarrasque
GOOGLE YOU IGNORANT NORMIE
>>26850661
is this some kind of deathclaw knockoff
>>26850667
It's like the final boss in d&d.
>>26850667
>>26850667
Nobby with all due respect
I mean you ran some quests
I thought you were at least a little /tg/
>>26850667
Jesus Christ nobby, stop being such a fucking pleb. It's fucking disgusting.
>>26850669
I thought the whole point of D&D was you could make your own shit
and why isn't the final boss a dragon
I don't think they thought this through very well
it's just a big dinosaur with teeny eyes
>>26850680
nobby
I like you and your shit, I really do
but if you go on I'll fucking annihilate you
>>26850676
the most /tg/ game I've ever played was Risk
>>26850680
Nobby.
Stop.
Stop before I cannot contain my autism any longer.
>>26850680
>>26850688
And to think I liked you.
You're dead to me nobby. DEAD
>>26850688
My life is a lie
>being this butthurt
>>26850687
why not make the final boss something really fucked up
like a god
or the moon
or another player
this should be like a sub boss or something
I mean he doesn't even have wings
why is the top even armored, I mean what could be bigger than it? Can't you just set a trap that's like a fuckton of vertical ballistics under it
>>26850709
are you new
>>26850715
Enjoy your banishment.
>>26850715
NOBBEEEEEEEEH
>>26850715
I swear I'll banish you to the plane of infinite fists
so how bout them ponies, huh?
#NERDLIVESMATTER
I've never even /tg/ed
>>26850715
I can handle your sjw shit on tumblr but my god nobby, don't mess with DND.
>>26850744
do people get fisted for all eternity there?
>>26850731
>>26850733
>>26850744
>>26850759
does it even like spit fire or shoot energy beams or bleed acid or something?
I mean yall just got some overhyped godzilla knockoff here
I mean size looks like literally all this thing has going for it, and there were actual real life dinosaurs bigger than this thing
what about like, a mountain golem. Like the whole thing is a golem. That would be a final boss.
>>26850764
you're supposed to post a twilight picture when you talk about extreme anal, anon.
>>26850771
I hope your waifu dies and is removed from the show forever
>>26850771
There's the neutronium pone.
>>26850796
Are colts even sexual enough to be gay?
>>26850753
i want to lick her tail
Filly bought her colt friend to study tonight. She's going to lock the door so they can study hard for her biology exam tomorrow in peace.
>>26850790
I just don't get it
I mean a game like d&d seems like it would have all this potential for cool enemies
why limit yourself with thick t-rexs
>>26850793
literally who
>>26850753
Come back later Darling, pony isn't read to go for another 2 days.
>>26850811
You forget that D&D is post-Tolkien standard modern fantasy. We've yet to even imagine escaping that era.
>>26850814
i want to ravage rarity
>>26850771
You can drown in its blood if you manage to kill it.
>>26850771
It's like if wolverine were the size of a mountain. It regrows from a toenail if you don't wish it dead.
>>26850849
>all thes fucking artists sticking MUH PATREON on every image, ruining it.
>>26850849
I want to ravage *that* rarity
not that one you posted, the one you linked
>>26850849
I want Rarity to ravage me.Then cuddle afterwards and tell me how much of a good boy I am
>>26850862
>All these fucking artists that want to be paid for work they do
>>26850862
At least it's not the obnoxious orange patreon logo.
You'd think any of their galleries or whatever have you would have a link to the patreon, making the url kind of silly.
>>26850862
at least it's just text and not that fucking annoying orange logo covering half of the picture
>>26850862
>ruining it
>unobtrusive writing on the bottom right corner
Do you have autism or something
>>26850860
>you can just wish it dead
are you fucking serious
I mean what the fuck is that good for
I mean it's a fucking wish you just fucking the lamp and robin williams claps his hand and boom no more monster
this terrasqe is a fucking pussy .
>>26850866
Disgusting.
>>26850867
t. patreon user
>>26850866
unf
>>26850854
I can drown in the bathtub too, what's the big deal
>>26850846
>oh boy fantasy setting
>elves, ,dwarves, humans, sparkly magic
IT WAS FUN
IT'S OVERPLAYED NOW
I NEED SOMETHING NEW
>>26850860
so all we have to do is wish it dead
like shoot an arrow and click you heels?
>>26850873
The thing is, wishing it dead doesn't always work.
It is literally the biggest "fuck you," a DM could throw at someone.
They should make Patreon QR codes instead.
It would be less annoying that way.
>>26850884
>The thing is, wishing it dead doesn't always work.
isn't there a wish spell
like you can wish for whatever the fuck you want and you can do it forever
fucking wizards in dnd are broken ass niggas
>>26850892
>huge qr codes in every image
that would be even worse
>>26850867
Anon they could just have a small signature with just their name in the corner.
Like goddamn who the fuck even writes urls anymore? Most people would just google the artist name and then click on the link to patreon.
>>26850873
Nonono.
You have to kill it.
Then wish it dead before it gets back up.
Wishing it dead straight off basically has it saying nah fuck you son I don't die. Really instantly resisting an instant death is its power in some versions.
>>26850892
They should make a QR codepony
>>26850893
Didn't the wish spell jsut summon a genie who is a huge asshole that will fuck you over if you don't have enough WIS and INT to word the wish in away it can't be misinterpreted?
>>26850893
A wish spell is basically saying-
>Okay you can cast any spell in the game, or pay the same amount of money and ask the dm if X is possible
>If he says no by the way, you become retarded and can never use wish again
>>26850910
pretty sure that's not how it works, but I haven't touched D&D since 3.5
>>26850883
What if I told you we could playshortstack goatpeople
>>26850915
4e gets pretty fun if you have the subscription to wizards for the tools, you can make some broken/hilarious builds. I had a wizard that basically mindfucked guys into doing what he wanted.
>I think we should do X
>I don't know
>Encounter power, I think we should do X and take off your pants
>Sure thing
>>26850931
Oh, and if they managed to resist I could keep doing it.
>So remember when I tried to mind rape you 5 minutes ago?
>Yes!
>No you don't.
>I don't what?
why do you always ignore filly
filly bets you don't even know filly's name
Fillies are like peas in a pod.
>>26850932
>>26850954
No, not that
How about sexy dragun
>>26850920
>>26850985
yes
YES
>>26851024
Okay, okay, the first two goat kids were cute. Now you're getting in furry territory.
>memeundermemertalememe
s t o p
>>26851024
I'm gonna fuck that goat
>>26851037
>Now you're getting in furry territory.
>>26850996
You can also play splendormemes/qt/ calls, we have such sights to show you
>>26851038
How is "meme," a valid criticism?
>>26851057
>responding
Guys, I'm gonna bake some bread with a week old yeasty goop my friend left me when he came to make pancakes
if I die of yeast infection tell my waifu I loved her
I am so hungry
>>26851057
back off meme team
>>26851065
good luck anon
I am in a similar boat
>>26851065
just go to the fuck store holy shit
>>26851054
I'll try and see if I can get in a quest after breakor see if I can start Necro again
>>26851079
>the fuck store
unf
>>26851079
Unless he wants to eat dildos I don't see how that's going to help
>>26851079
I went to the fuck store, but they were fresh out of fucks to give
>>26851083
>>26851085
>>26851086
the fucking supermarket you fags
>>26851079
>to the fuck store
>>26851091
>the fucking supermarket
>even bigger than the fuck store
>this is how gloomy gets her new lingerie in the hiatus
>>26851091
>you'll never work at the fucking supermarket
>>26851091
>the fucking supermarket
u n f
I want to go to the fucking mares and fillies store
It's actually just full of nice fucking household items for your filly or mare
Filly is ready to become a mare.
>>26851101
I want to go to sleep in gloomy's giant panties when the hiatus ends
>>26851137
>they still have her scent
>>26851141
Which smells like what exactly
>>26851172
beb
with a hint of lubsus
>>26851237
whoops
>>26851246
Where do those codes go...
>>26851246
I'd scan him
https://derpiboo.ru/1115985
>>26851280
whoa
>>26851280
YOU WERE A HORSE ONCE
>>26851270
It's just text.
>>26851246
>that butt code
heh
Please don't scan the ponies' cutie marks and / or butts.
did the new ep get leaked yet
>>26851340
You are correct they should be photographed instead
>>26851354
>wanting a leak
>>26851356
And uploaded
>>26851356
>>26851373
Excellent, good job pone!
now get the one behind you
Yes hello, I would like to marry a stallion please.
>>26851370
>qtmark.horse
>cutiemark.horse
I really home someone owns those and they intend to do something fun with them.
>>26851473
Get in line, buddy
>>26851373
what a qt pervert horse
>>26851473
You can't do that, anon.they're not real
>>26851506
Well they certainly won't be with that attitude!
>>26851485
Both of those domains are still up for grabs.
>>26851512
I would like to do science with that pony
And "science"
But mostly science
the bread came out great! It's really good and pretty and tasty.
>"WHO RUN FILLYTOWN? I RUN FILLYTOWN!"
>Filly squeals outrageously from atop anon's shoulders.
>>26851529bread dough boobs
>>26851575
>that breadgirl weaver drew
Vaporware chimney sphinxes
>>26851082
>or see if I can start Necro again
Filly bought a gift for herself with your credit card.
>>26851617
what the hell is that
>>26851617
...she bought a dragon egg and some butterflies?
Holding a dying pony in your arms and rocking them making sure their last moment is a happy one
>>26851632
yes
>>26851696
PONY JUST DIIIIIIED IN MY ARMS TONIGHT
>>26851696
How about I just hold a live and happy pony in my arms and rock her to make her giggle?
>>26851696
Swear revenge. Take the fight to the [insert enemy here].
>now imagine her gigantic teats leaking milk
>>26851739
Disgusting
>>26851739
what the fuck is everyone's obsession with posting thumbnails here?
>>26851730
What if the enemy is the other pony you love?
>>26851739http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1458588979834.webm
3d trigger warning
>>26851760
<Insert cliche monologuing sequence resulting in heart-stricken battle with the last one you love>
I mean it'd be the shittiest feeling butyandere a shitand there has to be some resolution.
Maybe forget about revenge if you like the other one enough I guess.
>>26851785
oh my
>>26851696
You ever had to put a horse to sleep? Similar experience.
>>26851758
thumbnail fetish
>>26851785
that's kinda hot
>>26851785
>>26851823
Super hot.
>>26851842
>yellow suit
I'm going to fucking vomit
my dog died earlier this week and now my leopard gecko too ...
I need flutterhugs
>>26851785
TODAY WE HAUL BEBSI COLA
TODAY WE HAUL MOTHER'S MILK
>>26851869
It's gonna be okay, anon.
>>26851869
>gecko
>holding animals that can't even know what the fuck is going on as pets
>holding animals that don't think you're their owner
might as well get a fucking cat
shame about the dog though
>>26851869
I got you senpai
I'm so hungry I could eat a pony.
>>26851897
Oh! Someone capped that. Thank you!
>>26851894
what is it with dog people hating cats so much
chill
>>26851950
cats are fucking scum
freeloaders that don't love you and use you
they're basically a hairy roomate you have to feed and sometimes shits on your floor
>>26851950
they're subconsciously jealous of people with pets that aren't extremely dependent on them and annoying
>>26851962
Jesus anon. This is the reason Fluttershy doesn't like you
>>26851950
Cats are shit.
Pet me, don't pet me, I'm biting you so pet me or perhaps I'm wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
>>26851962
>>26851980
have you ever owned a cat
or even been around a cat for more than two minutes
or know anything about cats
>>26851894
the dog lived her years
I am more upset about the gecko though.He got his stomach impacted because of my negligence
>>26851950
Cats are dicks in so many ways and would rather kill you for its own gain while dogs are loyal and caring
Fillies = cats.
Colts = dogs.
>>26851970
There's a lot of reasons I don't like fluttershy too so we're even.
Cats kill for fun, anon.
Cats are fucking psychos.
>>26851950
Most cats are lame though. Occasionally though you get one that acts like a dog and enjoys being petted. Those ones are amazing. We've got one that'll let you scratch its tummy for as long as you want without fear of bites or scratches.
>>26851980
>I'm biting you so pet me or perhaps I'm wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A CAT
>>26851869
>>26851989
Dogs do the same shit anon. Jesus, it's like all you know about cats is from the internet.
>>26851980
>>26851986
>>26851989
Do you only come in contact with fucking stray cats or something
Pone > pets
>>26851950
Most people I know who hate cats do so because they are morons who can't tell that the cat is pissed off from the body language and then complain when they get scratched
>>26852003
>Dogs do the same shit anon.
nah-huh.
>>26851986
>>26851980
>>26851962
Sounds like you either had a bad luck and met a real shitty, grumpy stray cat or you just don't know how to approach them/read their body language/take care of them
My cat loves me, waits and meows near the door when she hears me coming and the last time she scratched me was when she was more playful as a kitten
>>26852012
Again anon, that's not how cats are.
>>26852005
Let me tell you a story where my cat nearly killed my grandmother
>>26851950
When I was a kid and fell off a bike, my dog came to me and we layed on the ground together. The cat left our house and stayed at our neigbours, because they gave him more food. I dunno man, math checks out.
>>26852013
>My cat loves me
What a gullible idiot
>>26851989
>dogs don't kill for fun
I hate cats but cmon dude
>>26852013
Sounds like you're a stupid fuck.
Pony is lonely for Estrus.
>>26852005
Cats suck, dude, they're no fun.
Fucking boring as shit, bro.
>>26852021
uh-huh
>>26852021
but I have a cat and he does that type of shit all the time
Best animal coming through.
>>26852025
>>26852030
quality arguments from dogfags
>>26852012
>>26852035
>oatmeal
It's time to stop
>>26852035
Okay Anon. Enjoy your dogs or whatever pets you like.
>>26852039
And I had multiple and none were like that.
Last one
>>26852028
Ive seen dogs leave their toys when they have heard them squeak. It depends on the breed I guess.
>>26852033
would you keep her company
would you lay her head on your lap and stroke her sides until she calms down
Only type of cat I like and love
>>26852045
ALL LOVE TO THE HYPNO PONE
It's time.
http://strawpoll.me/7174363
>>26852045
I think they're my second favorite
I used to have a few and they were fucking chill and all but one liked methe one that didn't like me scared the shit out of me though
>we ml/a/g now
Not a side of this place I see too often. I've only ever had a dog when I was little, but the cats I've been around have all been pretty chill.
>>26852033
Is estrus coming right now?I have places to go.
>>26852055
Of course.
>>26852061
>picking anything but dogs
literally ronnie-tier weebs that never get out of their mother's basements
>>26852050
I don't know what to tell you
mine kills shit on the reg, I mean it doesn't bother me I was just sayin
>>26852055
of course
>>26852057
Same. Soft and fluffy and warm and feathery
>>26852065
Meant ml/an/g. Doesn't roll off the tounge as well now that I think of it.
>>26852065
You mean
My
Littlest
Petshop
General
>>26852061
>no option for both
But I like cats AND dogs...
>>26852061
Im not taking a part in this. Where are horses.
>>26852054
I /have/ only had hunting breeds looking back
>>26852061
Where's the option for "Both are great"?
>>26851989
>uuhhhh why does this carnivorous predator hurt things :(
>>26851993
do you not know how to pet a cat
>>26852023
your cat probably just didn't want to be around a nerd who couldn't ride a bike
>>26852067
Estrus is right around the corner, anon. Pretty soon all the mares are going to get restless and jittery.
>>26852079
But then we'd be too close to that, I think ended now, series name.
>>26852077
>ml/an/g
>>26852088
Are you insinuating something you fuckign NON NERD
>>26852088
Just prove his point, nobby. Doggo will stick with you even if you're a total nerd but the demon cat will abandon you at the drop of a hat.
>>26852071
I didn't say cats don't kill, I'm just saying that most don't go for torture porn and dismember shit everywhere.
My fucking grandma had a cat that pretended to be dead near trees to catch birds. Because it was hungry. It also caught mice and rats. But we never found dismembered corpses around the yard or house.
>>26852088
nobby no joke tell me where you be and let's fight
>>26852096
Doggo ain't smart enough to even conceive the idea of leaving.
>>26852098
I mean he does that shit but rarely eats them so I find fucked up birds and mice and shit a lot
I found the upper half of a mouse yesterday
>>26852088
>do you not know how to pet a cat
I know how to pet a cat, it's just the majority of cats I've met don't care for it. Or worse, they try to scratch or bite you.
Sorry you have shit tastes Nobby, though that's to be expected for someone who likes diabetes horse.
>>26852119
>it's just the majority of cats I've met don't care for it. Or worse, they try to scratch or bite you.
So you met only 1 cat in your entire life?
>>26852109
>Doggo ain't smart enough to even conceive the idea of leaving.
Doggo fucking loves you man
cat is the fucking crack whore that will go suck off someone else's dick for her fix
>>26852028
Dogs usually don't actually have a "kill" instinct like cats. It depends on the breed, but its way more common for a dog to just want to chase or herd or play with something than to tear it in half and watch it bleed out.
The only thing I've ever seen one of my dogs kill was my sister's hamster more than a decade ago, and that was because it was trying to play with it and the thing had a heart attack.
That's why you'll see videos of cats beating dogs in fights. The dog doesn't actually want to fight, it just wants the cat to run so it can chase. If it doesn't run, the dog doesn't really know what to do.
Obviously you can train them to, some breeds are more naturally inclined to it than others etc, but cats are on a whole other level.
I had to stop letting my last cat outside because it was shredding multiple songbirds a week
>>26852095
dogs are just too stupid to leave
why not just be a better owner so they don't
>>26852095
yeah I'm insinuating that disliking cats is stupid
just like YOU
>>26852101
1st and Battery throw down ho
>Be in backyard.
>Random cat jumps my fence and approaches me meowing.
>Rubs on leg.
>Pet it.
>It likes it.
>Notice the collar is really frayed.
>Arm is now covered in cat as it claws and bites the shit out of my hand.
>It runs off.
>Hand swells to the point that I cannot work.
>Two weeks of antibiotics.
>>26852119
>though that's to be expected for someone who likes diabetes horse.
HEYO CATS ARE SHIT BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE PONK
>>26852123
No I've met tons. The overwhelming majority have been standoffish at best.
I've met the same amount of dogs too, and they've all been friendly with the exception of 1.
>>26852119
Whoa... if you boop a horses snootle their tongue comes out!?
>>26852119
Whenever I go over to my parents' house the neighbor's cats fucking love my pettings
Maybre you're just shit at it
>>26852126My cat always comes and lays down on my lap when I'm feeling downHe never does it when I'm alright, then he actually hates lying on my lap
>>26852005
>coming into contact with other living things
>how to pet a cat
I'm laughing in real life. You can just waltz on up to most dogs and have them be just fucking overjoyed you want to pet them.
Watch out for those cats though, bro. You have to KNOW how to pet them, my dude.
I pity the man who THINKS he knows how to pet a cat, brotein shake.
>>26852136
Just like real people.
>>26852132for real dude if I show up will you fight me be real
>>26852132
NOBBY THE ONLY THING THAT'S SAVING YOU IS THE FACT YOU DRAW STUFF I LIKE
It's like saying that I won't beat you up because you've got a pair of glasses
that's because you're a fucking NERD
>>26852144
EA no please don't get into this
Anyone know any good documentaries on how skyscrapers are built?
>>26852132
I had been staying out of this because I have both but don't be dissin on dogs my man
>>26852144
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7129952/Cat-predicts-50-deaths-in-RI-nursing-home.html
cat was onto something
>>26852148
>walk up to a cat
>crouch down
>pet them
>>26852152
I'm not EA
>my little pony general
>fastest discussion ever of the latest month is about cats and dogs
the hiatus NEEDS to end
>>26852133
shoulda shot it
>>26852101
>"Of course. Must protect Xieril's new utopia. One more shitposter beb among the foundations makes little difference. Well, what are you waiting for? Do it."
>"Nobbschach..."
>"DO IT"
>Dr. Goathattan transforms nobby into a macro anthro mare.
>>26852155
No, but there's a thread on /x/ about the ocean, and there's a saturation diver talking about what is was like. I mean that's pretty neat.
>>26852135
Than you are just shit at petting.
Every fucking vacation I'd go to my grandma who had a slut of a cat that gave birth at 3-4 kittens 2 times per year.
The only fucking litter that didn't like to be pet were some faggots that never saw humans for like the first month and a half of their lives because their mother birthed them in a place from where they couldn't get out.
After I got them out and they got used to humans anyone could have petted them.
How the fuck can you fail at such a basic thing like petting a cat?
>>26852148
>pet the wrong cat
>few scratches
>pet the wrong dog
>they have to pick up the pieces from half over the street
>>26852166
are you saying this doesn't happen when the show is airing
because it does
>>26852163
>*get eaten
>>26852167
I don't garden with my gun...
>>26852055
I would hug her tight while she squirmed around in my arms, seeking release but unable to find it.
>>26852173
what the fuck are you talking about
you know what I can take you too lets go
>be cat person
>VAifu is dog person
A-at least I can take comfort in knowing it'd never work out
>>26852166
im sorry,all i ever wanted was some flutters to be posted
>>26852133
>petting random cats
are you serious
those things are fucking dirty man
>>26852175
That does sound pretty awesome, but I like to watch documentaries while drawing.
Thanks anyway!
>>26852166
We had a few threads where we went super fast during the hiatus, all of them were off topic or nostalgia threads.
Just shows that there are still enough people here to have fast discussions, it's just that we are too low on new pone for it most of the time
>>26852173
NOBBSCHACH DID NOTHING WRONG
HE WAS ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT
Just like the Dotidian
;_;7
>>26852197
>wanting yellow
>>26852175
link me anon
>>26852138
Of course catfags can't read.
I said the majority of them suck, not all. The best cats are the ones that act like dogs. We've got one that come to you when you call his name, and he'll go on walks with you and stuff. Loves being petted, never once has he tried to bite/scratch. Literally a dream cat.
However, he's a rare breed of not shit cat.
>>26852207
Is Pank too big to fail?
>>26852193
>cat person
just shoot yourself
>>26852136
blep dispensary
>>26852161
I'm not, dogs are great. They're lovable doofuses. I like cats and dogs, I just think it's stupid to not like cats because 'they don't love you :('
>>26852151
YEAH MAN I'M HEATED
>>26852173
what the fuck does this mean
>>26852198
I'm a whore.
>>26852055
Pony in heat needs to be treated like a sick pony. You bring her warm breakfast in bed, check her temperature, and give her anaphrodisiacs.
>>26852213
but yellow horse is great horse
>>26852218
I don't know what to tell you, man
When I lived with my parents our neighbors got cats pretty regularly and they all fucking loved being petted
>>26852214
>>>/x/17496425 Is where he starts talking about it.
>>26852213
Is there something youre implying ?
>>26852231
If I see you in that starbucks you best know who best pony is motherfucker
Ponies are like_________.
>>26852256
ponies
>>26852256ponies
>>26852256
bags of sand
>>26852187
why would you torment her like this anon
>>26852256
onions
>>26852256
cat
>>26852266
I don't want her to run off and get herself pregnant, and neither does she, so she needs to be protected from her own urges.
>>26852256
horses
>>26852256
radical, yo.
>>26852280
you could just help her relieve them rather than hold her down and let her squirm
and im not even saying to screw her
just use your fingers or help her with a dildo or something
>>26852282
NAAAAA NANANANANANANANA
KATAMARI DAMASHI
>>26852282
Holy fuck he can gallop fast.
>>26852302
>he
>>26852241
>Anon looks at the thermometer confused.
>Starts to lift the ponies tail.
>"Anon no!"
>>26852294
That will lead to her becoming needy and dependent. She simply needs to be deprived of satisfaction for her urges, until she no longer feels them.
>>26852282
Isn't it rather uncomfortable for horses to run on hard ground?
>>26852282
That horsepower
it's not that hard
fluttershy flaps up onto your head and becomes a flutterhelmet
>>26852313
anon that is terrible
help your damn mare through her estrus
>>26852328
I am totally okay with this
>>26852325
Nice
>>26852325
>Putting you fingers by cats mouth.
Not even once.
Fluttershy flaps up onto your shoulder and becomes a Fluttershoulderpad.
>>26852325
NOOGIE
NOOGIE
>>26852334
I am helping her. Without her urges, she will no longer be troubled by her estrus, and can function normally and pursue her normal interests.
Would you still love ponies if they started coming into this country illegally and taking your jobs?
>>26852316
yeah I was thinking he same
>>26852350
she is always going to have her urges anon
simply holding her down is just going to exacerbate them
at least let her relieve herself for some temporary relief
>>26852325
>tfw pat too hard
>>26852302
70 kilometers per hour to be exact.
http://www.rotahaber.com/karayoluna-cikan-at-adeta-araclarla-yaristi-video,31125.html
>>26852325
quick way to get fucking bit desu
>Not just getting your pony spayed.
>>26852354
yes
>>26852359
She will eventually learn to ignore them. Besides, pony gets cuddles, and ponies love cuddles.
>he doesn't have a cat
>>26852343
porcupines actually fall out of trees fairly often
they usually get stabbed by their own quills when they hit the ground
>>26852362
sorry you confused a cat with your greasy sausage fingers
>>26852354
Does she still behave like a pony or like ghetto scum?
>>26852384
man, imagine how terrible things would be for pinkie pie if she was a porcupine. a pinkupine.
>>26852382
I never had a pet.
I had a fear of cats when I was little.
Is Lesson Zero still the best episode? If not, what?
>>26852374
IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
SHE CANNOT SIMPLY IGNORE ESTRUS
>>26852394
No, they're regular cute ponies
Speaking of which, this stallion here is your new co-workerHe'll be replacing you by the end of next month.
Let's face it. The only reason people "like" cats is because they're basically pet rocks.
Dogs:
>have to walk a dog every day, more than once.
>have to give him lots of affection.
>have to be cleaned regularly.
>have to have a lot of space.
>eat a lot.
Cats:
>Don't give a shit about you and will just waltz out and inside of your 1x1 square meters apartment
>you can forget to feed them once a day and they will go and rub their flea infested fur on someone's leg until they feed him
>clean themselves with their tongues
Dogs are high maintenance, cats are pleb's first pet.
Dogs love you, cats don't give a shit.
>>26852441
It's okay as long as they don't behave like ghetto-scum
>>26852354
I don't have a job.
>>26852439
She will when I'm done with her.
Reminder that not answering your waifu's urges during estrus is considered domestic abuse and is a class B felony in equestria
>>26852484
I don't think so, Tim.
>>26852470
>pleb's first pet
>what is a fish
I don't really see what's wrong with wanting an animal that is moderately self-sufficient, especially if you're busy during the day.
>>26852498
god I bet you even like indipendent women don't you
>>26852439
>sweaty
>mouth open
>eyes half lidded
>those legs
>tail flagged out of the way
wew lad
>>26852325
You're drawing a lot of fluttershy today, are you ok?
And generally you want to let them sniff your hand first, if they rub against you then you're set, if they don't show interest then it's best not to pet them.
>>26852496
I'm sorry, but it's true, my best friend can't own nerf guns anymore because he didn't fuck his waifu during estrus
Shame, really, I was there in court with him. His lawyer tried to get the felony overturned, but the court justices voted 5 to 3 in favor of jailing him.
Good thing was, his lawyer snagged him a 5 year sentence with a year of probation.
Ponies have no genitals. A mare in heat simply becomes softer, fluffier, and more cuddly.
Post underrated horses.
>>26852511
what does this mean?
as opposed to what?
you want some semi-vegetable waifu?
>>26852518
she's the /an/ horse I have no choice
but yeah, I usually crouch down, let them sniff me, and then just hold my hand out. Usually the cat actually does most of the petting, I'm just moving my hand back and forth. I'm not sure about other big cats, but this works with lynxes too.
>>26852544
thats like most of them
>>26852545
>you want some semi-vegetable waifu?
Shh, don't anger the Reifags
>>26852544
that horse is meh
>>26852512
estrus hits hard when theres no one to scratch your itch
>>26852561
does anyone actually waifu anyone from nge
like legitimately
they were all awful
It's almost time for the last episode stream of this hiatus, Canterlot Wedding starting in 9 minutes at stram.party
>driderarara will never tie you up and make you suckle her
>>26852577
Thanks Twily.
>>26852589
Actually, the page is down right now. I wonder if the guy who runs it is here right now
>>26852589
>>26852612
Nevermind, it's back
>>26852568
It must be an incredibly difficult month to get through.
>>26852612
Does pineapple run it?
>>26852622
Nope. If I remember correctly, Pineapple runs the actual episode stream, but stram.party is run by someone else
>>26852619
Thats a nice stallion pone head
>>26852577
THIS DAY IS GOING TO BE PERFECT
>>26852619
That's why you gotta be there to help your mare through it.
>>26852641
MY BIG BROTHER
>>26852612
>>26852616
I'm here
Stuff wasn't working for a bit there but after restarting some things it should be fine for now
My waifu is the most beautiful thing in the universe and I love her very much.
Do you have a waifu, Anon?
>>26852641
>>26852664
Thanks for the quick fix!
>>26852652
I'd like this image better if Anon's anatomy wasn't bobble-head retarded.
>>26849261
my cuckolding girlfriend
https://derpiboo.ru/1116014
>>26852652
Anon your pants are falling down. Stop hugging that pony and pull them up.
>>26852666
yes, she is also the most beautiful thing in the universe and I love her very much
Why are fillies so cute.
>>26852678
Dude that's racist
pay me
What does it take to get the ponies to eat pony kibble right out of your hand?
>>26852701
You have to slip them about 10 bucks under the fence. They will let you take pictures though.
>>26852666
Yeah
>>26852686
What a coincidence, my waifu is also the most beautiful thing in the universe and I love her very much
>>26852717
truly, pone is cat.
>>26852666
Yes I love them both very much
Did I ever tell you guys about that time I made a pony tulpa
>>26852544
I like her
Remember, ponies are more afraid of you than you are of them.
Your performance has dropped, Anon.
Improve the quality of your shitposting.
>>26852801
do you think any of them get aroused by that fear. i'm just saying.
what i'm saying is that i've got a brain problem
>Anon I'm hearing voices again!
>That's the tv, pony.
>Tell him to keep it down!
>>26852801
>>26852826
oh yes
>>26852871
From the thumbnail it looks like his arm has a face.
It's Friday night. What are you doing with your coworkers at MLPG Co. after work?
>>26852871
did someone mouse-trace a vector
this is so terrible
>>26852900
It's Thursday
>>26852909Fuck
>>26852900
it's thursday afternoon dude
>>26852909
where i'm living, thursday is the last day of the workweek
i'm the only member of the local mlpg branch
>>26852900
Easter holidays hitting you hard, huh?
>>26852909
>>26852921
>>26852933
>he doesn't come from the land down under
>>26852933
>being all alone
I.. I know how you feel
No one can hear you say no in space
>>26852961
What a cute pony.
I'm going to put a grenade in her pocket.
CELESTIA
>>26853019
CUTE PONE
WAIFU MATERIAL
>>26852961
Filly's transition into becoming a human filly is complete.
That's it for the hiatus streamsfor now.
Thanks for coming and new pones soon!
>had plans to go the movies
>movie is apparently hot garbage
Welp, nevermind all that.
>>26853071
thanks
>>26853019
>>26853071
Thanks for the stram
>>26853019
goat has some sort of dreamworks-face deal going on.
he just loves drawing his horses with that same grin.
>>26853072
Watch Zootopia again for the bunny instead of Batman vs Superman, anon
>>26853072
Twist is hot garbage
>>26853072
Celestia looked kind of tired at the end of her shift.I wonder what her spell was supposed to do with Chrysalis
https://derpiboo.ru/1116090
>>26853106
She's the hottest garbage.
>>26853096
>Watch Zootopia.
>Jack off to the bunny.
>Cum in a girls hair.
>>26853113
I think it was a murder the fuck out of the cunt spell.
>>26853130
This is making me dizzy
>>26853096
>>26853145
>everyone drooling over Judy
Gideon > Gazelle > Bellweather > Nick > Priscilla > Judy > fatass cheetah
>>26853130
>obligatory Patreon link and logo
>>26853113
It was a redemption spell obviously
>>26853130
>not only is there a full patreon logo and link, they're part of the image and animated
fucking christ when will this shit stop?
>>26853096
>>26853145
>the bunny
>not the fox
Shit taste
>>26853213
When faggots stop funding other faggots for faggotry.
>>26853222
Judy is great though.
>>26852542
They've got mouths.
Don't think about hooves.
>>26853134
The trashiest hotness
>>26853222
>>26853260
>>26852940
Is it legal to hug a changeling in Equestria
anon pls.
>>26853322
>less than two days
>>26853322
It's punishable by sexual treason
>>26853322
>collaborating with the enemy
>>26853371
>tfw won't be able to catch it liv
>>26853371
SO EXCITE
>>26853441
Jesus christ who murdered AJ and replaced it with a hideous thing?
Only YOU can prevent the slutification of fillies
>>26853476
>>26853371
>ponies rise from the dead one day earlier than Jesus
>>26853263
Unf.
>>26853441
DANGEROUSLY ANTHRO!
>>26853521
Just because they're standing doesn't mean it's anthro you fag.
>>26853525
I don't think ponies have shoulders like that though
>>26853441
I am extremely bothered by Twilight's eye color.
>>26853525
the complete lack of equine proportions and presence of hominid torso anatomy does, however
>>26853569
>>26853536
>mlp
>equine proportions
>>26853595
>>26853595
>Pinkie will never rest comfortable on your butt
I'm so bored and there's no good porn and I don't want to play video games
kill me
>>26853609
>>26853610
>>26853615
New horse where?
Hey are mlpg game nights still a thing?
>>26853641
haven't happened the last few weeks but I haven't heard anything about them being canceled
>page 10
>>26853641
I'm up for them if anyone else will play
Man fuck new horses
I'm going to teach the pony how to love.
Okay wait no she knows how to do that better than me.
I'm going to teach the pony how to be a useless piece of shit for several hours at a time.
>>26853653
>>26853663
That didn't come with a manual.
Pony died not for her country, but for you.
>>26853609
me too
Apples.
>>26850150
Yeah, she came back literally the day of the Summer Sun Celebration
>>26853708
AAAAAAAAPPLES!!!
>>26853708
jacks
>>26853708
>>26853708
Apples?
In my will I'm leaving everything to filly.
>>26853740
Anon, I'm a filly! Does this mean I'm getting your stuff?
Quick, post Appleblooms.
>>26853740just as planned
>>26853755
Apple Bloom?
Apple Bloom?
Apple Bloom?
>>26853755
>>26853755
Am I doing it right?
>>26853755
>posting Apple Bloom
>not Applejack
It's like you people hate full grown mares
>apple filly
>>26853778
Orange horses are the best
>>26853778
Nonsense.
AJ is a very beautiful mare.
I actually really like her mane. The simplistic bundles on such radiant hair always makes me grin at the very least.
>>26853778
I just think she's cuter
and I like her more
>>26853778
AB > AJ
>>26853775
>>26853817
DAAPI IS STUPID
>>26853817
>>26853822
Daapi a shit
>>26853763
STRANGERDANGER
>>26853825
>>26853828
FUCK YOU
>>26853825
>>26853828
IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE!
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Princess Derpy Hooves
Oh wait no I don't, she's shit
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle
I love Princess Sunburst
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