I have a surprise for you, anon!

>>26837034
I knocked your friends and sisters too
Send me to jail because I ain't paying child support

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>>26837034
You sure its not Mr. Cake's?

>>26837034
Jokes on you, I'm sterile.

>>26837034
Jokes on you, I'm a transvestite.

>>26837034
"b-but you said you were on birth control!"
>"surprise!"

>>26837034
How is this a surprise we have been trying for months

Jokes on you I'm gay.

>>26837034
Did you have your mother piss on that for you?

>>26837034
jokes on you, I'm a horse

>>26837034
ITS THE GAWDAM LOCH NESS MONSTA

>>26837034
Jokes on you, I´m not real

>>26837034
But I'm a pegasister pinkie, and not a futa one either unfortunately.

Well? Where is it? That baby stick thing better not be it.

>>26837396
Came here to post this and someone else beat me to it.

>>26837034
Oh, you stole Twi's test. Thanks, now I can get rid of it.

Jokes on you, your my waifu (kinda cause no hooves I guess) so Idc if we have a kid

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>>26837034
Just as planned!

>>26837034
OH BOY A STICK

>>26837396
Can we have some green about Anon raising a child with Pinkie? I think it could be super cute.

Can we still cuddle?

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>>26837034
And Iiiiiiii have a surprise for YOU!

>>26837034
You got me a Popsicle stick!

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>>26838598
>2016
>Not a turbo hard kick in the stomach.
Check your abortion privilege!

>>26837034
Jokes on you i'm a nigger.

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>>26837034
That's great! Let's have a drink to celebrate the occasion.

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>>26837034

I have a surprise for you too.