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>>26827676
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>26827810
>>26827676
OP here, I forgot to remove the Skype from the old copypasta
Skype group is dead, don't bother trying to go there
>>26827828
Yeah, it died when /polgbt/ collided with tumblr faggots earlier today
>>26827810
>>26827676
REquesting coloring of this picture.please?
>>26828769
I could try, but I don't know the colors of this pone
>>26829100
Gay colors
First kisses
>>26829955
first kisses with horses with big hair are amazing
>>26829989
What would it be like to come out to Braeburn and say you want horsecock in the ass?
>>26828470
You motherfucker.
>>26829995
let's just say he's got a million ideas of how he's gonna have fun with you.
>>26828469
did acstlu ever go back to ghey hoers, or is he still doing futa shit?
>>26830414
it honestly looks like he moved on, even has a replacement Philly named Phurry.
>>26830728
Seems like everyone is moving on from the fandom
>>26831298
Don't talk like that Anon
>>26831649
>>26827676
>homo thread
>not allowing girls
u wot
>>26831741
there are no grils on the internet
>>26831741
Lesbians are not real homo
L is seperate from G in lgbt for a reason
>>26831801
>>26831741
>>26831845
Well tell bulldykes to fuck off
>>26831741
better, you faggot?
>>26831917
arguably worse
>>26831917
Should be "no cooties allowed"
>>26832166
now we need a cum edit of the original.
>>26832539
this is a place to talk about fucking horses not the evolutionary wonder of the h(orse/uman) penisbut you're not wrong
>>26833082
*fucking stallions
No mares here. That means you, too, bulldykes.
>>26833476
My bad anon
>>26831845
I just realized that I unintentionally insulted them by putting the voicechannel at the worst quality.No remorse felt
>>26834626
get that fagot shit out of here
>>26834662
n-no homo, right anon
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/03/22/nus-tells-lgbt-societies-to-abolish-gay-mens-reps-because-they-dont-face-oppression/
:^]
>>26827676
Ayy Lmao.
Same shit as always.Which will die first? This thread or MLP?
>>26835498
Why is the left eating itself alive?
>tfw you will live long enough to see faggots get redpilled and seek refuge among the alt right
>tfw you will live to see the far left collapse because gay cis men no longer support it
>>26836008
because they ran out of legit claims on straights and whites so now they're just moving on to the next most "privileged" stations, gay men and jewswhich I guess means that sjws are slowly becoming neo-/pol/
>>26836040
by legit I mean by their standards and not entirely crazy hobo with a sign yet.
>>26835498
You can't solve discrimination with other discrimination.
>>26835498
Removing gay men reps because we "don't face oppression"?
What is this, the fucking oppression Olympics?
>>26836170
They're already part of the past. Just ask Ernst Rohm.
>>26836138
what's gold?
>>26837091
>tfw Nazis were the good guys all along
>>26840041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxnWi3mn6o
>>26840305
>>26840576
I almost feel bad for Sweden. Then I remember how they treat immigrants who actually get a job and contribute to society.
do you like popsicles /hhh/?
>>26841340
>implying Braeburn wouldn't be stuffing a popsicle down your throat
>>26841455
>implying I wouldn't be okay with that.
would you?
>>26843449
Yes.
>>26844305
I would gladly play leapfrog with him.
>You get out of bed after finishing Drone's breakfast
>Time to go into work
>Yay...
>You open the door and Drone follows after you, running out of the door, stepping off of the wood flooring and falling through the cloud outside
>You panic for a moment, could he fly?
>Just as you were about to fly after him he buzzed back up through the cloud
>He looked a little embarassed, "I did not know I was unable to walk on such a surface." he stated plainly
>You shook your head and began the short flight to work
>Drone kept up, his rotor whirring quietly in between the loud flaps of your wings
>On the way you passed by an old arcade and Drone briefly slowed down, enthralled by the bright colors and sounds
>He sped up again and followed after you closely
>You flew over the Wonderbolts hq, gazing down at the courtyard you saw everyday, coming in for a landing, Drone again fell through the cloud before bobbing up
>He opened the door for you and followed you in
>Drone kept uncomfortably close to you, brushing against his side every couple steps
>You head to the second floor to your office, it was facing opposite the courtyard and you could look out into the open sky
>It was about a 10,000 foot drop to the surface below
>You sat down in your office to find a stack of paperwork left on your desk by Spitfire
>Oh great, more shit to do
>Payroll managing, pony resourses, complaint management, budgeting, and worst of all, Wonderbolt applications
>Thousands of ponies applied for the chance to compete to be a Wonderbolt each year
>It was your job to sort out the best and brightest
>Time to put Drone to work
>You pick up the thick stack of Wonderbolts applications for the quarter
>Every pony who's applied for the past three months
>The stack was two inches thick
>Drone stares at the atack you set down on the ground in front of him
"Sort these applications based on athletic and academic scores, and disqualify any applicant with a criminal record."
>>26845051
oh hey more drone green
>>26845582
Be back later
Waiting for phone to charge and it has an 18" cable
>>26846231
bump for drone story
>>26846252
seconded
>>26845051
>Drone looks at the stack before picking it up
>He looks at it briefly before laying down in front of your desk with it
>You sit at your desk and look over some of the other paperwork
>Maybe you could get Drone to do it
>He was reading over each application and repiling the ones he's taken to read
>"2395 applicants, sir."
>Oh, looks like he's counted them
>In about thirty minutes, he places a small stack on your desk
>"These are the 50 top applicants, sir." you take them and look over them
>You were just going to take his word for it
>Drone lies down on top of the remaining applications for a short nap while you work
>You're scanning through some pr complaints from the janitorial staff
>Apparently the saddle arabian mare is being sexually aggressive with the accountants
>You put that on the back burner
>Spitfire walks in, followed by her drone
>"Hey Soarin', I needed to talk to you about tomorrow's flight demo."
>Spitfire's drone was a bit larger than yours, and sleeker
>It had a dark gray coat which starkly contrasted against Drone's dust gray and white
>You also notice it has eyes instead of a faceless visor
"What's up? Also, I see your drone, mind explaining why we expended 60 thousand on these drones and yours is better?"
>"Better?" Drone chimed in, suddenly alert
>"Yeah, there were some price differences, but it added up to 60k. Don't worry about it, dude."
"Ugh, whatever, I already have the budget balanced for it anyways."
>"You didn't into the afterparty cash, did you?" Spitfire asked
"Not at all."
>"I slashed the alcohol budget and hired a different catering service and dj." Drone adds
>Spitfire stares at Drone for a moment before
>She looks away and back to you, dismissing Drone
>"You didn't mess with any of that, did you?"
"I let Drone balance the budget, he said he could do it. I must've forgotten to tell him about that."
>"Well redo it, those afterparties are important, we bring in donations through those."
>>26847742
"Alright. I'll do it myself this time." you sigh
>"Good."
>Spitfire's drone walks over to yours
>"Make sure not to let this little guy try to help, it doesn't look like he has the processing power for such complex tasks."
>You don't think Drone caught all that fire, he sat there and looked at Spitfire's drone
>"My processing capabilities are more than enough for simple mathematical calculations." he says
>"Sure they are. All 511 Mb of RAM."
>"512 actually."
>"Ah, don't worry you'll make a nice can one day."
>"I believe we all will, isn't that the fate of all electronics, recycling?"
>Her drone shakes it's head and walks back to Spitfire, heading off with her
>You boot up your computer
>Time to check some receipts
>Drone sat in front of your desk, playing with the failed applicant sheets
>You looked at the ones from General Ponytomics
>PX-1A - Custom coat paint - 7,000 bits
>PX-1A - Base model - 3,000 bits
>PX-10B - Platinum upgrade package - 50,000 bits
>Fucking Spitfire, did she not understand bits?!
>You rubbed your temples until a little origami pony was thrown onto the table
>You pick it up and examine it
>It was just a little origami pony
>You tossed it back
>Drone threw a little origami swan
>You push it off of your desk back to him
>Drone grabbed a pen and drew a photorealistic sketch of you
>He handed it to you, you pushed it back to him
>He drew a little heart for you, you sighed and stuck it into your desk drawer
>You got back on your computer
>>26829955
Why does Braeburn always look so fucking cute?
>>26848057
Because all men want to be gay with him
>>26847902
what does the upgrade package do
>>26849123
Wasn't that Spitfire's?
She probably needed it for the full set of equipment for her wildsexparties
>>26849123
Does it stimulate your package?
>goes away for a week
>find Drone pone greens
Huh.. Good to see the little guy alive I guess
>>26849639
seems like the little guy might have a home again.
>>26849663
True... Just glad knowing he's full homo now
>>26849670
indeed, glad to see there's no arguments over it eitherliterally the worst part of plone thread was the arguments over that sorta stuff..
My cat is gay. Help
Oh gee, can't wait for the same Braeburn and Soarin pics getting posted, or maybe some generic OCs!
>>26849728^:)
https://www.derpibooru.org/1032509
Big stallions on small stallions is the best kind of homolust. How come there isn't more of this extreme size difference?
>>26849681exactly. It was bullshit
>>26849739
Yes, Thunderlane is standard fare as well.
>>26849742
dunno, probably for similar reasons that there's barely any small dom big sub stuff though.
anyone got art of this stallion?
>>26849728
Does this make you feel better, Anon?
Bamp
>>26848643
why does he have to be so attractive tho?
what makes him attractive?
>>26852529
probably because he's a cowboy and he's got that sexy western accent.
Bamp
saved
anyone remember this trend?
>>26847902
>"Sir? Do you like sweet potatoes?" Drone looked up at you from you edge of the desk
>His chin was rested on the edge between his hooves
"Eh, they're alright. Why?"
>"I'm planning dinner."
"Oh. Okay then." you went back to work
>Drone sat there staring
>"What about chives?"
"Don't worry, just plan something."
>"No preference noted. Resuming plans. I'm accessing the wireless internet."
"It's called wifi. The password is wndrblt, all caps."
>"That saves me the effort of bypassing the security."
>You checked online for some information on Drone
>He was an initial model, the very first of the PX line
>Despite having horribly out-dated software, he was built with the most rugged materials
>Drone peeked at you over the desk still, unable to see your computer
>"I can see what you're looking at."
>Your muzzle scrunches "How?"
>"I can see it in the reflection on your corneas."
"What do you see then?"
>Drone scrunches
>"I can't tell."
"That's what I thought. Don't lie to me next time."
>"Do you think me to be insufficient?"
"What?"
>"I understand I'm out-dated. Would you rather have ordered a newer model?"
"No, you're performing to my standards as of now."
>A small pink light lit up on the bottom-left portion of Drone's visor, above his cheek
>"Thank you, sir."
>The light switched off
>You raised an eyebrow
"What as that, Drone?"
>"What are you referring to?"
"The light?"
>"It indicates an abnormality in processor temperature."
"So-"
>"Not blush."
"I didn't say anything about that." you give the mechanized stallion a coy grin, causing the light to flick back on again
>Drone sputtered for a moment before disappearing back down to the floor in front of your desk
>>26850952
Good ruse but i still have a boner, what do ?
>>26854791
Stick it into a cakeso you can get caked
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/321768/stars-burst
S6 isn't even out yet and this stuff happens
>>26854719
I'm hearing pic related as Drone's voice
>>26852586
There's no such thing as a Western accent.
>>26855472
Lies
>>26856227
You're thinking of a Texan accent, which is a variation of Southern. The closest thing to a western accent is Midwestern which is what newscasters use.
>>26856298
Yeah, a Western accent is really hard to pinpoint because the West has historically been a huge melting pot with not much time for tons of integration. I guess you could just call it a stereotypical American accent. Except for the Valley Girls.
There's Midwestern and Southern, though, and yeah, Texan is a variation of that.
TL;DR bump
>>26855390
That robo-pup always did seem pretty gay to me.
>>26855390
>S6 isn't even out yet
I'm okay with this actuallyI'm really okay with this
>>26856915
Good to know I'm not the only one.
>>26857248I'm kinda hoping he does actually turn out gay. Or at least doesn't become too close to Glimmer. But there's never stopping some shippers
>>26856915
Blade wolf is super gay
>>26854719
>The rest of the work day was quiet
>Drone kept to himself and drew all day
>You hear a bit of scuffling and clanging under your desk, but ignore it, it's probably Drone playing
>You feel a weight between your legs
>Drone has crawled under your desk and is resting his chin on your lower belly
>He looks up at you, and in every other direction with his dome of a face
>"When do we get off of work, sir?"
"5 if I can redo the budget tonight."
>"The time is 4:49."
>You finish up the form, looks the sexually aggressive janitor would get a free pass on this
>After all, it's not rape if a girl does it
>You got up to leave, Drone climbed into your chair for a moment before following after you
>"Sir?"
"Yes?"
>"Do you like me?"
>You turned your head to look at him
"I enjoy your company."
>"I've noticed some biological irregularities regarding you when certain situations arise."
>You face forward again, tapping the elevator button to go down
"What?"
>"I believe you more than enjoy my company, sir."
>While that was true, you think he might have been looking too hard into the signs
"I like you to the extent anypony would like their bodyguard."
>Drone sat quiet for a moment "I understand, sir."
>The elevator opens up and Drone walks out first, followed by you
>"I was hoping you'd feel the same."
"Drone, do you like me?"
>He stopped, the light flickered on again
>"More than my parameters are supposed to allow."
>>26858741
Wow, a crush in less than 24 hoursKinda desperate, isnt he?
Time to research that 'upgrade'
>>26858773
He's been alive for less than 24 hours
And Soarin' IS unnecessarily charismatic
>>26858741
>More than my parameters are supposed to allow.
>>26859071
>Sir, please thrust your penis into my fuel tank with rythm
okay so my art program came out with an animation plugin, and this came out of something like and hour and a half of work:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/141630472842/more-csp-animation-practice-dangledangle
((I'd post the gif, but it's literally just a floppy dong))
Now, I don't know if I should add to this (and how I would?) or just work on another animation. Or just stick to static images.
Your pick, /hhh/.
Pic...semirelated.
>>26859293
honestly I'd say work on another animation, because I just can't think of how you could add to that short of it slapping a stallion rump with each pass.
>>26859293
Work on other animationsplease it's so smooth
>>26859484That's 30fps for ya
I would like to hear some suggestions, though! What would you like to see?
((Keep in mind that animations are 30/40 images, and usually only the important bits have that many frames))
>>26855390
>S6 isn't even out yet and this stuff happens
I just got the idea after watching the S6 teaser and went with it
I think Donny has potential, don't you?
>>26859732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQClA5iFwlM
Surfer Dude pone is best pone.
>>26859747
He's pretty chill
A real nigga if I ever saw one
>>26859732
>>26859747
If we're talking other horses now, what about peggle horse
>>26859885
Bjorn unicorn?
>>26859732
>>26859747
Wait, they are still airing those?
Any voicebros wanna have a go at this?
>>26845051
>>26847742
>>26847902
>>26854719
>>26858741
There's a bin for this, right?
>>26860906
I would of done part of it myself but I sound like a spastic retard when I read things.
>>26860906
>>26845051
>>26847742
>>26847902
>>26854719
>>26858741
Voicefag here, deleting and reposting this because the recordings were rendered incorrectly so it cut off before the end of the recording
A friend of mine told me to voice all of these in an ASMR voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q9UBDl6lup
>>26861018
>>26859885
Lifty, is that you?
>>26861018
"green- grin, shit"
>>26861165
kek
>>26860659
No, should there be?
http://imgur.com/a/qPzkR did a piece you guys might like
>>26863589
nicewhat movie are they watching?
>>26863193
Yes.
>>26863672God's Not Dead
>>26863797
Okay
>>26859912
That his name? I suppose so.
>>26861078
What? No.
>>26866617
Wake up, faggots
>>26858741
"So what? You have a crush on me?"
>Drone froze up for a moment
>"I feel it would be best to not discuss this subject."
"Come on, just tell me."
>"I will not disclose that information."
"That's a direct order, Drone."
>Drone laid down in the hallway
>"Shutting down external processes."
"Drone, come on."
>He laid there completely unresponsive
>You tried nudging him, he was heavy to say the least
>The military-grade robot pony wouldn't move
>You may need a forklift for this
"Damnit Drone, wake up."
>You tried to pull him along the ground, making little progress
>Spitfire was also leaving at this time, PX-10A in tow
>They walked right on by, not saying a word to you
>You mutter some foul curses to them as they leave
>10A halts and turns back towards you
>Oh fuck did he hear
>The formidable robot stallion starts walking back to you
>Back up a step or two
>"'Scuse me? What did you say?"
>Oh fuck he heard
"Nothing. Did you hear something?"
>"Yeah I heard something. I heard you say some shit."
>Spitfire was standing a couple feet back watching with a half smile
>Looked like she was shitfaced again on company time
>"Now tell me, what did you say?" 10A leaned in threateningly pushing into you
>"LEVEL 9 THREAT DETECTED, NEUTRALIZE!" Drone buzzed to life
>10A, who'd found himself standing over Drone's shutdown was lifted off of the ground and thrown out of the nearby window
>Oh fuck that window would be expensive to replace, and so would 10A if Drone did anything
>10A had no time to recover as he fell out of the second-floor window to the courtyard immediately below
>Drone's wings folded back and he jumped out of the window after 10A, falling through the clouds
>"You sneaky little brick! I'll show you a level 9 threat!" 10A stood up and dove through the clouds after Drone
>You opened up an adjacent window and flew out with Spitfire, who'd sobered up enough to know shit was going down
>You dove through the cloud layer into the open sky underneath
>>26867447
So does Spitfire think those drone bodyguards were still a good idea?
>>26862762
Where are their butt tattoos.
>>26867675
Probably not
But it seems like Soarin' is the backbone of the wonderbolts here and Spitfire is pretty incompetent
>>26867675
probably, and she'll most likely blame Soarin's drone for instigating to further cement her as incompetent and give a sense of dramatic tension designed to push the two closer together.
>>26867847 has the right idea.
>plane pony faggotry
>>26867447
>Drone doesn't want to admit crush
>Shuts down
So tsundere
>>26827676Hey, Croatianon, do you have Skype?
bump
El Bump
>>26870127
>>26868755
This needs to be patented
Sunbrust a qt
>>26875397
Yeah, he's fucking great
10/10 horsebando material
http://i.imgur.com/WhRvRLv.jpg
>>26875397
so adorkable it should be criminal.
>>26876920
Too late, fag. Starlight already claimed him.
>>26876938
so then by your logic Flashlight is canon.
>>26876938
J U S T F R I E N D S
>>26875440
STOP
>>26877310
Never
>>26875440
more?
>>26877445
Maybe tomorrow, I can't really dra right nodw
sorry
Cadence may be the Princess of Love, but there's one kind of love she can never understand. The truest kind of love, between two stallions. She's afraid of it, of its power, so she tried to hide it from her husband. She knew, if he learned of it, he would never speak to her again.
She failed, and all tartarus broke loose.
>>26878432
you know that pic seems like it'd be an interesting concept for a story.
>>26879056
Do it
Okay homo horsies, you win.
I've always been straightor maybe a little bibut I want to fuck this qt so badly. Everything about him makes me hard.
>>26879940
Good choice, my man
>>26879940
It could be like http://pastebin.com/PQ3VmZte
but in reverse
>>26880712
oh god...what if....what if Sunburst travels back in time at some point and ends up becoming Starswirl? you heard how interested he was when starlight mentioned the time travel thing.
>>26880787
Aw shit... He has the facial hair for it...
>>26880787
Her time travel was to alternate timelines though. The original universe should have been left unaffected. Though he could have modified it, why do that when there's already one for a stable time loop?
While it would be interesting to have a character like that, can't really say anything other than that he's a huge dork
>>26880712
>http://pastebin.com/PQ3VmZte
Are you the Anon who posted this in the Sunburst thread?
It was super jarring to open the link, start reading, and realizing that it's my story. As far as I know that was the first time anyone linked something I wrote, so I guess that's an achievement? I'm glad you liked it, Anon.
>>26882432
Well its kinda related, so I figured why not?First time on 4chan at least
>>26860210
They're remaking it.
>>26860464
Would if one of them was pic related, I'd grid on a elite pone.Too bad my dick is only worth a few dollars.
>>26878432
>The truest kind of love, between two stallions
Okay that's a little too autistic for me.
>>26878432
Anyone have that cap where Shining is like "She'll smell the love on me...we can only do this once....but just for tonight, you can be my stallion"
>>26883406
Women can't love.
>>26883472
Homobutts for life!
>>26884275
Anyone remember that little piece of green that had Soarin and Flash be siblings?
>>26884507
I wish I did that sounds pretty cute
>>26884951
It was Soaring trying to set Flash up with the other Wonderbolts to his refusal, which ends withI only like it when it's with you. The end.
>>26885134
>tfw I was actually the one who wrote that.
>tfw I completely forgot that until now.
how the fuck did I not realize that like...immediately?
is your horsebando ticklish?
>>26885637
I wish I could have a horse husbando I could tickle
>Glimmer brings Sunburstthe new Sunbuttalong to that village she used to subjugate
>Equal Four visit them at the gate, they hit it off
>Equal Four + Glimmer + Sunburst = New Mane6Super unbalanced with unicorns, but even gender ratio
>The next generation of friendship problem solvers, if they ever want to keep exploring the same setting without using the same characters.
Think like the Manehatten branch of the CMC, but series relevant.
And this is the important part:
>Double Diamond/Party Favor/Sunburst OT3Its going to happen eventually
>>26876938
So what, you're so autistic that you think that a canon pairing would stop gay fanart? At any rate, they're not even a couple, they're friends.
>>26867447
>You drop down into the open sky, scanning for Drone and 10A
>They could be anywhere, with how fast 10A had chased after, they might be out of sight by now
>Where was he?
>Spitfire came through the cloud, looking around
>"Where are they?" she asked calmly
"I can't see the-"
>You spotted Drone's white form against the evergreen ground below
>He was being followed by 10A
"I-I think that's them down there." you pointed and took off towards them
>You were barely able to keep up with them, only able to intercept them from above as your flight path convened with theirs
>You grabbed onto Drone, knocking him off of his path and slowing him down
"For the love of god, stop!"
>10A quickly caught up, colliding with you and Drone
>His composite hoof slammed into Drone's nose, shattering his visor
>Spitfire showed up late, grabbing onto 10A and trying to grab him and pull him from the plummeting ball of brawling ponies
>Drone panicked, his propeller spun, cutting into your thigh as he shoved off 10A
>You let go, slowing your fall on your own
>10A slows as well, reverting to a hover
>Drone keeps going, falling to the Earth below
>10A keeps an eye on his descent, you look down in shock, chasing after him
>Drone disappeared into the trees
>It was too thick to enter, you dropped into the canopy, crawling down
>On the ground below the leaves, Drone was in pieces
>He was still moving
>Reassembling himself
>He shambled his body back together and took off again, bursting back up through the canopy
>Oh god repairs might be expensive
>You worked your way back up through the canopy to see a low-altitude fight in the air
>10A was dismantling Drone again
>You shot upwards and grabbed onto 10A to stop him
>The stallion turned back and scowled, throwing you from his back
>"Don't you touch him!" Drone shouted, wrapping his arms around 10A's neck
>Drone emitted mechanical groans as he compressed and pulled on the stallion's head
>Shit, this wasn't good...
>>26886676
Is Soarin going to get that leg checked? You'd think the drones would have noticed the injury on their charge by now
>>26886776
Nice knowin' ya, kiddo
See ya in three days.
Page 10 bump.
>>26886776
took me forever to realize that that was the griffon's penis and not the pony having a backwards nonhorse penis
>>26887913
Plus, isn't the pony female?
>>26888837
10/10 would fug
>>26888882
He's my favorite stallion by far
>>26887723
Why is Soarin' so lewd?
>>26889121
The correct question here is, why isn't Braeburn more lewd?
Pocket IRC image got deleted. Oh okay, I made another one. http://i.imgur.com/7sE6Ydv.png
If you can ignore Mitch it's pretty cool.
>>26889430
Because Soarin' is well versed in the world of lewd stuff. Braeburn is innocent because he's lived out in the country all his life.
Is the discord active?
>>26889285
Jesus that's some vintage content you have there anon.
>>26890285
yes it is, but it's usually more active later in the day
>>26890357
Alright, thanks
I guess I'll join later
HE'S BACK
http://hoverrover.tumblr.com/post/141789012234/guys-im-back-im-drawing-again
>>26890908
He left?
>>26891036
For a little while, yeah.
>>26889285
I remember that there was a story to go with that picture but i somehow missed it, can someone please link/paste it?
>>26891277
It might be one of macstablemans things?
http://pastebin.com/u/MacStableman
Baggage claim I think maybe.
>>26891277
>people that don't know about Dusk Shine's creamy soup
baka desu senpai
>>26888922it looks like he's rapping
HOVERROVER IS DRAWING AGAINhttp://hoverrover.tumblr.com/post/141789012234/guys-im-back-im-drawing-again
>>26892919
unffffffffff
>>26894009
cute horse
>>26891036
Yeah. He actually said he lost interest in drawing a while back.
>>26894009
Who's this fluid druid?
>>26894128
Belongs to Kribbles.
http://kribbles.tumblr.com/
butt bump
>>26889644
wow, that's actually really fucking cool.
>>26889644
that's pretty impressive but
>Mitch
that just sounds terrible to cope with.
>>26895826
https://discord.gg/0sosliwN24eVyj4s
J O I N U S
red alert
this is not a drill
>>26897104
>implying Lauren has any control over what is canon and what isn't
She stopped working after season 2
At this point her opinion is as valid as any other tumblrina
>>26897104
I think she's just drunk tweeting and/or joking around at this point. Poor gal.
>>26897201
really? because PNew replied to this
>>26897224
Lol as if the actors have any real control over it.
>>26897193
>>26897201
>>26897224
C'mon guys, they're just pissing around. The only confirmed gay character is Troubleshoes.
>>26898140
How so?
>>26898408
>Because Troubleshoes is always the unlucky one
>Just his luck
>Being homoA B S O L U T E L Y H EA D C A N O N
humpa bump
>>26898911
>Just his luck
Meets mares and fillies throughout his episode instead of stallions and colts
>>26894009
who drew this? I may have seen your stuff before but regardlessI need more
>>26899467
I already linked the tumblr responsible. Check the replies.
Since Sunburst has been getting some attention,
Requesting cuddly green helping nerd horse with his crush. Could be you, could be some other pony
>>26900052
Not sure why we want to have glimglam green
>>26888922
Goddamnit, Sunburst is my horsebando now. I wanna grab his goatee and gently pull his muzzle to my lips, slowly running a hand over his disheveled mane as I pull him into a deep, lingering kiss. He'd resist at first, but slowly start to enjoy it and his resistance would quickly fade as his hot, steamy breaths cascade over my cheeks through his flared nostrils, his eyes, once widened in surprise, instantly becoming half-lidded with contentment as he begins enjoying the taste of another - one who wants him badly and won't take no for an answer. I'd pull back gently and look deeply into those beautiful eyes as he blushes fiercely and pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose with a shudder of pleasure and a brief sigh.
"You're a real cutie, you know that?" I'd say to him. "Don't know how a gorgeous, sweet stud like you doesn't have a wife or a marefriend."
He'd look away sheepishly, biting his lip in sorrow as he folds his ears flat and sits on his haunches, unsure of what to say, maybe even a little embarrassed.
"Aww, it's okay honey. They really don't know what they're missing out on..." I'd gently coo as I twirl my finger through his goatee and slowly bring his gaze back to mine. I'd lean in for another kiss, licking my lips hungrily, but waiting for him to tilt his muzzle the rest of the way and invite my tongue into his mouth to dance with his. His trembling gives it away that he's nervous, unsure, scared, maybe even a little ashamed... but the years of loneliness have taken their toll. His lips momentarily quiver. He never thought he was attractive enough to ever find someone who would genuinely be interested in him. He never thought about being with a guy, but the deep-seated, soul-crushing desire - no, NEED - deep within him to be loved by someone - anyone - after all these years soon wins out. Tears form in his eyes as he closes them, lifting his muzzle to press his lips against mine with a soft "mmph" as they roll down his cheeks.
>>26900574
Nice
>>26900658
I want so badly to have some comfy as fuck cuddles with this horse.
I hate sunburst and his goaty beard so much
>>26900814
I want to be super affectionate with him in public to fluster him
>>26900308
Whoever said his crush was supposed to be glimmer?
Due to the war declared upon equesreia by the Changeling Horde, hearthwarming contingency is now in effect. And wartime rules have now be put into effect by all four Princesses
All able bodied stallions are to be conscripted into the Royal Guard, your wartime assignment will be assessed at Canterlot HQ or the local Ponyville outpost.
Combat Opt outs are available but not guaranteed except in extreme cases.
Terran Operatives will be on site to assist with military hardware, reinforcements and strategic knowledge on how to defeat the changelings.
Their immunity to magic and lack of love energy makes them a changelings worst nightmare.
Braeburn, Big Mac. Commander Anonymous has requested your presence at the Human Base Located outside Canterlot, I can't tell you any more. It's classified.
MOVE OUT YOU HOMO HORSES! WE GOTTA A GODDAMN WAR TO WIN
>>26900951
But war is scary
>>26900951
I bet its interrogation training. Changelings won't hesitate to fuck answers out of you,so best defence is to make them give in before you do.
Heck, why limit it to just the Apples?
>>26901031
Apparently. The Humans discovered that homo love is too pure. And any changeling exposed to it. It's disguise will fail and it will die whilst foaming at the mouth from a love overdose.
The Humans Want to weaponise gay horses.
>>26901051
Are they fighting all the changelings though? Chances are, there are other queens willing to work with them, though getting into threesomes with homo horses is surely not allowed.
The human soldiers, with their lack of magic, on the other hand....
bump for drone green
>>26901019
clearly needles are scarier.or maybe it's the mare that's got them shaken.
>>26901069
Humans are immune to magic though.
>>26900881
I wonder what GlimGlam would think if she caught us making out.
>>26900658
>>26900881
Something about this horse man... he just tickles my gay in all the right ways. I just wanna spoon him and rub his tummy with one hand and chest with the other while sucking on his horn and grinding my rock hard cock against his rump as it strains against the fabric of my boxers, the pre soaking them making his tailhairs ever so slightly damp as his member slowly begins to spill from its sheath and engorge.
>>26904528
>>26900574
Damnit, thanks for the boner.
Don't stop
>>26904715
Hi sides. Got any fresh art for us?
>mod on a ban spree deleting every general thread he sees for not being show related
>this thread doesn't get the hammer
gayness confirmed for show related
>>26882751
do it then
we don't mind
>>26905028
what all got axed?
>>26905097
nearly 50 general threads and cyoas
all for 'not being show related'
meanwhile this thread and traptickler get spared because the mod is a colossal faggot
>>26905028
>>26905097
>>26905137
are you fucking serious?
that's hilarious
maybe it's because this general is always hidden between pages 2-7
We need to unite somewhere >>>/trash/2082951
mods are going crazy
>>26905257
I think I'll just chill here until it gets deleted
>>26905233
>>26905257
Sage all of your posts unless thread is close to page 10. We don't want to get axed.
>>26905279
Whats that?
You wanna be on the front page?
Also for the record, we will see canon homo horse, mark my words.
What the fuck mods?
Why are all of the homo and trap threads still up?
This is not the scruffening, this is the selective fucking scruffening. Mods are deleting posts because it's out of their taste, NOT because they want to remove non-show related generals.
Duck and cover lads, I'll see you on the other side if we make it through.
>>26905595
ALL of the homo threads including some EQG threads are still up. This isn't the scruffening, someone is rebelling like >>26905582 said.
>>26905665
Yeah, I was just being precautionary. I've seen people say direct show related threads got snipped and yet we're fine, and there's fucking twitter threads still up.
>>26906019
>>26905582
Thank Baldur, I was actually worried for a minute there.
>>26906079
>>26906019
Th-thanks, bby
>>26831847
>>26831981
>short hair
Regardless of gender, that's fucking unf
I need moar
>>26837091
He was supposedly Hitler's only true friend.
And Hitler killed him during the Night of the Long Knives
>>26883472
>she lies, ruining her father's reputation and putting him behind bars for a decade
>receives no charges
Fuck this hetero earth
>>26897193
>that picBut the hipster tumblrite is correct. Your cheap Wal-Mart assault rifle won't meant shit against a drone strike or well-trained, well-geared soldiers
>>26906637
>>26906874
Have you never read other shit like this? They can literally say and do what they like, wait as long as they want while the person gets punished and then recieve nothing in return because it would "discourage others from coming forward". If you aren't lying then why would you be concerned about possible consequences of lying?
>>26906637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStyWkvKP5M
>>26909791
I'm actuallypretty vanilla
>>26909791
Doms: pretty vanilla lot.
Subs: everything under the rainbow.
>>26827676
Anyone remember MacStableman?
Is he still around, loved his attention to detail and style of writing.
>>26900574
Hnnnggggg boner.
>>26909791
I'm versButt stuff sounds REALLY fun, though
>>26909898
My ex was more dom than me, and he was VERY vanilla. The most kinky thing he wanted to do wasshare a sex toy and/or sybian.
>>26909791
definately that
bumpies!
>>26912109
another
>>26910543
Nigger he's long-dead along with most of the colt cuddler general old guard.
>>26913576
Took me a while to realize that he was flyingand I wasn't looking at a picture of a set of floating Lyra ears and maneinstantly reminded me of tulpas
>>26909791Glasses
>>26914092I have glasses
I keep having dreams where I'm in the middle of a Pinkie Pie and Bubble Berry Sandwich, with lots of sloppy make outs.
Why does this keep happening?
>>26912877
Shit, is there anyone else you'd say has the same style of writing?
>>26912877
>MacStableman is gone
Is anything good remaining nowadays? Honestly.
http://pastebin.com/j7R77LvL
Casting couch, an old Anon X Davenport green
>>26915075
I'm not him but I used to be a somewhat liked writefag back in the CCG days. Now all I do is lurk and make the very rare anonymous post. Like this one. My writefagging days are behind me I'm afraid.
>>26915443
Name?
>>26915453
I'd really rather not say. I've been dead a fairly long time and I prefer it stay that way.
>>26915459
Come on faggot just tell us who you are, nobody's asking you to write anything.
>>26915467
Fine. I'mSomewritefag.
>>26915485
Literally who?
>>26915485
>I used to be somewhat liked.
Nobody ever liked you.
>>26915485
Who?
>>26915485
I remember youShit, I'm old
>>26909791
This
DEATH TO THE IRC.
I MEAN DEATH TO THE DISCORD
>>26916176
>Big Brae
why is this so cute?
>>26905081
Eh, he sounds like a massive fag though.
>>26916891Ich hab mich noch nicht eingetragen, hab ich bis jetzt einfach vergessen
Did the discord link expire?
>>26918490
homohorse here, it shouldn't have.
https://discord.gg/0sosliwN24eVyj4s
pic related
>>26918576
Hmm I probably got banned, though I don't recall saying anything.
>>26918641
name?
>>26918695
no idea anon
>>26834384
Umber... unf-f
>>26884507
no, i must find that
now thats my headcanon
>>26898140
confirmed
>>26916176
this is good
>>26918926
Well yeah obviously. I don't know why everyone got so worked up over it.
Does this actually work?
I don't want to go for full trap mode, just fuccboi status. That's achievable, right?
Degenerates,
I write this to formally congratulate you on your victory. Using your flamboyant rainbow-coloured arts, you sailed through the Second Scruffening with great aplomb. You, you outcasts of the outcasts, you cockholstering containment thread on a horsefucking containment board, weathered the storm. With that in mind, I salute you, you brigade of ballwashing buggerers. I may loathe you prostate pounding pricks with every fiber of my being, but I respect your taint-tickling tenacity.
Kudos, faggots.
>>26919167
I'll take this to /lgbt/ if this isn't the place for this.
>>26919168
Love you too, faggot.
>>26919168
Thanks, faggot. Shit like this reminds me where my true friends are at.
>The enemy of my enemy is my friend
>>26919168
Thank you. Now take your clothes off.
>>26919168
Fantastic wordsmithery right there, you piece of shit.
>>26919168
You're a piece of fucking shit, breeder. Fuck you.
That being said, thanks for dropping by anon.
Come join the homo.
Kissu
>>26919168
JOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUSJOINUS
>>26919168
>Calls us degenerates
>Posts a lesbian
Feeling depressed. Anyone have any happy gay ponies to post here?
>>26920851
>>26920851
>>26920851
the story of a pone. A pone who hated his own sexuality.
>>26921302
>"I wonder what threads I can shitpost in today?" He navigated to a thread known as /hhh/, and, after opening the reply box, grabbed his nuzzle and started slamming his head against the keyboard.
>"Fuck you faggot xDDDD NERD FAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAG gays should go to hell LOL xDdddd" he said, with a dash of glee.
>>26921302
So, pony fizzle.
Guess which stallion made a big bag of homemade trail mix just for you?
>>26922750
this one, though he'd be too shy to actually admit it and might just push the credit onto another stallion who he thinks deserves you more.because he cares.
>>26919952
Breeder? Is that a slur?
>>26923238
If it's worth asking a question for, it clearly isn't.
>>26923238
it's the same as calling someone a queer or faggot but for gays, it implies that you are no better than breeding stock.....really it's some gays' attempts at a slur for straights, pretty silly but really I wouldn't pay it any mind.
>>26923294
I assumed so. Almost as bad as cracker.
Pg8 bump
Reminder that anonymous brought AIDS to equestria
>>26924422
>Anon with AIDS goes to Equestria.
>fucks as many mares as possible.
>the mares spread it to any stallions they fuck.
>gay stallions completely unaffected because they don't do mares.
I'm okay with this.
>>26924444
NO THIS WASNT THE PLAN
REEEE
Anonpone wanted to tell his special somepony he was gay too. But he was too shy.
:(
Post lesbiens because they're gay horses too.
wew lads. Just woke up from a nightmare. Everyone found out I was gay.
Woke up so relieved
>>26924620
They all know anon. They just don't say anything because talking about what you prefer to put your dick in is not a palatable topic of conversation for everyone.
>>26924629
I don't put my dick in anything...
>>26924633
See, this is exactly why people don't like you faggots.
where da drone green
>>26923238
It's just a joke we use, the equivalent of faggot but for straights
>"hey Braeburn? How do you tell a stallion you like him?"
>>26925594
>Why in Tarnation ya asking me? Ya gosh darned queer!
>Stay outta my way from now on or I'll break your goddamned jaw.
>>26925629
>"But Breaburn, I kinda like you."
>>26925812
>"You better watch yer back freak. I'll be back..."
Exam bump.
Anyone just love underage gay porn? just email me your address, age, name and social security number and we can start exchanging
[email protected]
Can anyone do braeburn voice impressions?
>>26926957
i feel he's a little younger than that. like 28 or something
>>26926957
can you upload that full image?
>>26925844
But AJ would be in the Klan herself.
>>26927008
I didn't make it anon. now can you do a braeburn impression or not
>>26927041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mrCrnYFrM7
Braeburn hardly has any lines to impersonate.
>>26927096
He has enough lines that you can get a sense of his voice and make up lines.
Also, 6/10 not nearly gay enough, but at least you have an inherent accent.
>>26927041
proabably but why can't you just link that image
>>26927213
Hm. I'll have to go rewatch his episodes. That's also the highest my voice can go without cracking, so now gay lisp for me.Could I do a r63 AJ then?
>>26927214
find it yourself m8, the artist is SophieCabra and similar style porn is done by Kenket
>>26927287
well that explains why i haven't found it...
i was searching through kenket's galleries
>>26927243
Maybe give yourself a little more timbre, because applejack isn't exactly emotionless and pony voices tend to be a might exaggerated, and you could do one.It's not like Applejack has a canon r63 voice anyways
>>26927287
It's not on derpibooru. It's not on e621. It's not on her deviantart. It's not on her tumblr.
>>26927297
I thought you were referring to that braeburn face-shot. No, the pinup is still by kenket, just use derpibooru. 687397.
>>26927316
Oh yeah, that's probably my problem. I gotta keep in mind it's a cartoon character, not just somebody talking.
>>26927320
IM DYING TO FIND MORE
>>26927339
THANK YOU
>>26927339
Oh my the gay things she made.
>>26927401
Kenket was part of Bloch. The furry artist. You shouldn't be surprised at all.
>>26927424
>implying bronies aren't furries
>>26927424
Never heard of it. Am not surprised either way.
https://derpibooru.org/1106774?scope=scpe813c224891173603ec34ec095b2e2860bd997309
Braeburned's comment. I'm excited.I've never had aftercare
>>26927008
Full image is nsfw, sorry.https://www.derpibooru.org/687397 here you go, buddy
>>26927449
>https://www.derpibooru.org/687397
I found it already. Thanks though.
>>26928267
>>26928276
>>26928267
>>26928276
no Heresy here boys, just the sweet pure bond of true Battle-Brothers
>>26928315
You do realize there were plenty of homosexual nazi officers and soldiers, right?
>>26928311
Heretical cunt
>>26928315
>>26928343
>>26928276
>>26928267
>>26928342
They were purged, justly.
>>26928425
nah it's mostly anons who are buttmad that their generals got deleted but homohorse and trap tickler stayed untouched.
really hurt their fee-fees too so you gotta be gentle with them.
>>26928413
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm
>>26827676
Why the hell was my post deleted?
>>26928526
What post? Nobody here that I know of is a mod.
>>26928594
I just commented that plenty of nazi officers were homosexuals.
>>26928810
Your mom needs more huge nigger cocks to gag on.
>>26928810
>WE
>ARE
>GOD
Can we have a green involving closeted anon sucking dick
>>26928489
>giving Adolf Hitler a pet name
That's pretty funny, in a weird way
>>26926957
I could if I had a mic.
Would you invite a bunch of stallions over for a sleepover? Would you let them all sleep on your bed and dive into the pile?
>>26930798
Fuck yes. What do you take me for?
it must be nice to piggyback your sleepy husbando home for a night of cuddling.
>>26930933
>You will never listen to the sound of a metal base creaking and groaning from underneath your bed as it tries to cope with the additional weight of 14 grown stallions all climbing on top and nuzzling under your sheets as they adjust themselves in a comfy position
>The bed will never collapse and let out a series of bouncy squeaks as the four tiny wheels had given up
>You will never look at each and every one of their smug faces as they await you to Dreamland
Fuck, I could go on with this. Why am I hard?
>>26931102
because you know exactly what they would do next and how much cum would be soaked into your mattress after.
>>26931102
Anon why
>>26931152
A certain orgy image by Braeburned comes to mind.
>>26931102
Please do go on...
>>26931168
>>26931152https://static1.e621.net/data/8f/11/8f1116dbb845a338c2850bf49825e6bd.png
>>26931275
>Umber couldn't beat the heat.
really wish there were pics like this with Anonpone.
>>26931355
Well then here's two other versions.
https://static1.e621.net/data/2b/92/2b926dbe4ee93d74e44b1f9e986c49b0.png
https://static1.e621.net/data/9b/fb/9bfbf35b79b454ea269e9daa8b2f53c5.gif
>>26931102
Anon write more please.
whers the drone
>>26931531
this
>>26932045
never
>>26932045
did he make a pastebin for it?
>>26932457
No :( >>26932436
>>26932436
do it
>>26931102
Alright guys. I hope y'all broight your own blankets cause I'm not sharing.
>....
>There was an awkward pause in your room as everypony stares at the only bed available.
>"You sure we all can fit there? It's tiny!" Said Braeburn.
>"You're lucky that it's a bed. My squadron had to share 3 rocks and a patch of hay on the cold hard ground." Said one of the royal guards.
>[chittering_noises] Said Kevin.
>"Who invited this guy again?" Said Shining.
>"What do you think, Cousin? You don't all of us sleeping here for the night, do you?" Brae asks.
>"Nope." Big Mac responded.
>"Race ya Thunder." Soarin muttered.
>"You're on." Thunderlane grins.
>"Well, if I could do some quick calculations, I'm pretty sure we could all fit in..." Sunburst scratched his head.
>"Umm, Anon? Can I sleep next to you?" Guyra asked.
>"No way Guy! I was gonna ask him first!" Blitz yells out from behind.
>"Favor and I won't mind if we don't get any blankets, right bud?" Diamond asked.
>"Nah, I even think we both could share a bed made out of balloons if we can!" Party Favor replied.
>"Hey, where the heck is Caramel?" Braeburn looks up.
>"I think he went to get more ice cream or something." Shining replied.
>"I won't mind taking the sofa, really. It's more comfier to me." Said the owner of Quills and Sofas.
>"Umm, Anon? Isn't that Caramel outside with that Mailppny?" Said Soarin.
Who? You mean Care Package? I invited him of course!
>"Anon! We got the ice cream!" Caramel squees, opening another tub of strawberry.
>"Care Package! Good to see ya!" Braeburn shouts out.
>"Oh my... Quite a party you got here Mr. Nonymoose." The mailpony blushed, removing his hat.
Hey Care. Finally off from work?
>>26933308
Well I'm invested.
>>26933308
>>26933375 this.
please do continue anon.
>>26933308
Every greentext homo horse having a sleepover? In the same bed?
Marvelous.
>>26933329
So was the letter for Derpy or the Doc/Time Turner?
>>26933486
given this thread it was for Turner.but he already found another pony to be his special delivery horse.
>>26933308
>"Yes sir! I'm finally done and ready to collapse anytime!" Care Package proudly replied.
Heh, well one thing's for sure, you're gonna get the best night's sleep evah.
>"Umm, Mr. Anon? Why are we all gathered here in your bedroom?" The mailpony asks.
We have a mission gentlementlecolts: To boldy go where no man or colt has gone before.
>"u-unf..." Said Guyra from behind.
>"And how do you propose we do that?" Said Shining, with a raised hoof.
Gentlecolts, I give you: The SS: Gratorthanrape!
>You point a hand at your 7 year old bed.
>And that awkward silence once again filled the atmosphere.
Umm... Guys?
>..... "Shotgun!"
>>26933588
Fuck yes.
>>26933588
>that name
Clearly, this anon has different definitions of what's 'greater than rape'
>>26933588
Morning is going to be interesting
>>26933636and sticky
>>26926957
I tried my hardest. Think of him as a fruiter version of himself I guess [spoiler[Also noise is never really an issue with my recordings since it is loud at my house, my apologies.[/spoiler]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16W1NvbfDeB
>>26933946
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16W1NvbfDeB
Leeeeeeeeeeeetle bit squeaky imo, Anaroony
>>26933946Also sounds like Plankton's cousin's voice from that one episode of Spongebob.
Still... I'd hit that.
>>26933946
cute!
>>26933588
more?
bunbso
I have a lust
a lust for cute stallions
cute stallions with enormous horsedicks
>>26933946
Holy FUCK that was a perfect McGucket impression.
>>26935031
Cant unhear.
I dont know if i im angry or entertained by that, in any case voice in now ruined.
>>26935031
Oh my fucking god you're right.
Hot and sticky bump
annoying cadence shitposters bump
>>26935031
Oh god anon, spot on.
>tfw you want to make people hard
>instead you not only make them laugh but appeal to the wrong fanbase entirely
kill me pls
>>26937502
>tfw i got hard
you succeeded
>>26937502
Aw, it's okay, Anon. You tried <3
>>26937502
It may not had the intended effect but I enjoyed it quite a lot.
>>26937502
It's still pretty good...
>>26904984Suprisingly, not me this time.Been super busy.
I have been adding new art to the game, though. My developer friend is a bit busy, but we're entering the home stretch for release.
>>26919775Is that "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties"?
>>26941041
>That title screen
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
>skype chat gets bombarded with spam
is it even fun to do that?
>>26941041
>we're entering the home stretch
so hype right now
>>26941140
>>26941112
I appreciate the support! It'll sure be something, although please keep in mind that it's only one artist and developer, so it'll just be a small html game.
Still, though, I tried to make endings that a wide variety of players will enjoy! Hope you like it!
Bump limit exceeded, all jump the ship! It's going down!
>tfw skype hangout hijacked by one aussie and his alt
If I lived in such a shit country I'd be compelled to do this too :^)
>>26941286
>>26941286
New thread for when this thread bumps off pg10
>>26941041Not him but it is. Nice catch.