Oh hey /mlp/ guess what I have. Do you want to see what inside?

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I'm slowly opening it.

>>26819708
It's dragon dildos

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>>26819721
Too small for that.

Non American detected

>>26819708
>Do you want to see what inside?
...kinder eggs?

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>>26819727
Oh no. You found out that I'm a britfag.

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Anyway here the first egg.

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>>26819747
?

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>>26819708
i got a package too.

Only one is a poner. You got ripped off.

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>>26819757
I KNOW THAT SHAPE FRIEND.

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>>26819760
Didn't pay for them. Someone gave them to me.
Anyway first was just some dumb spinner thing.

>>26819757
let's just hope it's not
>slightly used with a realistic human scrotum

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This could be it.

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>>26819762
>>26819768
something like that.

>>26819786
Where's the horse bepis tho?

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>>26819775
Nope. Just a dumb rabbit thing that looks weirdly fuckable.

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>>26819786
I really want the rabbit fleshlight after that last egg. Now for the last one.

>>26819803
it's the broach or shitty ring ^:)

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>>26819808
Well we find out soon.

>>26819814
those look like wings

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>>26819790
already had one, friend.

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>>26819814
Who could it be.

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>>26819826
it's worst pony!

>>26819826
Colgate!

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>>26819826
Oh it just worst waifu. Sorry for wasting everyone time.

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But wait. There something else in the box.

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>>26819846
What could it be?

>>26819861
is it a motion blur?

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>>26819862
Might be.

>>26819793
Fuckable indeed

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>>26819839
>2011+5
>still hating Rainbow Dash

>>26819871
Neat. Nostril enlarger.

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>>26819873
Too bad I can't fuck it. But at least I can fuck myself.

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Get on my level, OP.

Having said that, I've had my fair share of crappy bracelets and beasts unrelated.

>>26819889
I can't decide if I should say I chuckled or make a joke about not trying hard enough.

>>26819889
Does every single person on this board fuck their asses

Were they right all along? Are really all gay?

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>>26819892
>those faces

>>26819901
Maybe, but I'll tell you what Anon - you can't see it in the picture due to the flash, but the EqG Fluttershy has a lovely set of great little tits.

>>26819900
Nothing gay about anal stimulation anon.
And I don't even mean that as a meme

>>26819900
I wouldn't let anyone near my ass without a fight to the death. I've never put anything into myself and I never will. My anus is a strictly one way street. Is it because I'm inhibited? No, it's because that's where I SHIT OUT OF. I do not want to fumble with anyone else's or my own SHIT HOLE. That is fucking RANK.

Feel better, Anon?

>>26819900
I'm not gay. I'm a flamming bi faggot.

>>26819900
>not sticking anything even remotely phallic right up your ass
what are you, gay?

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>>26819892

>>26819876
>MLP:FIM+6
>Not hating Rainbobdish

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>>26819892
>not the full set

Well , you tried

>>26820013
Well played, Anon.

>>26819708
Were you the anon from the merch thread ( >>26798027 ) who said they had some kinder coming?

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>>26819900
It's only gay if the balls touch.

>>26820154
Nope. This is my first time posting on /mlp/. Usually stay on other boards.

>>26820253
Well thanks for sharing, even if the loot was kind of shit.

>>26819819
How much was all that lube, and how is it?
I need a replacement after PonyLube disappeared. Shit was god-tier

>OP still hasn't cum on anything
Getting real disappointed with this thread, friend

>>26820590
bulk pack was $50, came with 10 bottles iirc.

>>26819793
Cum on it then

>>26819889
Shove it up your ass and post pics you stupid faggot.

>>26820013
You are the cool guy in the toy thread, where did you bought rarity's body?

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>>26820670
Different anon here, but try searching "Figma Drossel".

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>>26820013
hey fellow full-set bro!

Did a good deed a few weeks back and gave my second full-set to a friend's daughter, I've now built up another second full-set for myself now so no harm done

>>26819900
bronies are gay, lad

>>26819819
Put penis in vagina

>>26820916
You are a suck,dude.

In my first kinder egg was Twi and Rainbow no hooves
The second one was Twi and Rainbow with hooves

>>26821022

Wrecked

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>>26820634
But a-anon this is a blue board. I can't do something so lewd.