Would you accept a spider-waifu?

>>26818409
fluffy... unispoder?

>>26818409

I embrace the spider and would cook nice food for her.

Why aren't there more spiderpones?

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>>26818459
Not sure, Rarity's the only one I ever see.

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Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mff4lwInKaA

>>26818472

If I had the talent I would draw a neverending stream of high-quality arachnoid equine content. Unfortunately I am shit at drawing.

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even Notrarity has a spider form drawn by mane6

>>26818409
>Spiders
Get off my board you eight legged fucks

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>>26819109
nuu

>>26818496
well, get busy practicing or get busy dying.

I want spiderpone to help me get over my fear of spiders.
Anything bigger than 1mm makes me unable to rest until I vacate spider out of house.
Anything around 1cm and bigger and I can barely get closer than 3m.
Its not really a panic, but more like 'how the fuck can I safely get rid of this?'.
I hate how they creep me out.

>>26819438
Just watch videos of them doing silly things, especially of they're jumping spiders:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyG7U9PIlyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIJv5PcRJoQ

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>>26819466
Jumping spiders have that weird combination of big heads and eyes, reasonable sized butt and legs that makes them look non-threatening.

Second would be tarantulas, I guess.
They appear fuzzy, big and lazy, altho those small beady eyes and big cheliceras and midsection, adds some creepy factor.

The absolute worst are spiders with disproportionally big butts and long thin and spindly legs, orb weavers and whatnot.
Just thinking about them makes me uneasy.

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>>26819540
You just need to dress them up.

>>26818409
If they looked like this them maybe maybe, but having a phobia of spiders might not help.

>>26818409
https://youtu.be/_uVOoqTAbNc?t=286

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I fucking love spiders.

>>26818409

>implying this isn't my fetish

Also,

>8 hooves

>>26819560
It only takes one Bugler corn chip to go from OMG fucking kill it, to dorky. Who knew?

>>26819560

oh my god, its a wizard run for your lives

>>26818409
I would rather be the spider and wrap her up in my silk instead.
Delightful squirms.

>>26818459
>cooking for a spider.
Nigga wat?

>>26820324
People do nice things in order to get in each others pants.

Its like you don't even know girls.

>>26820346
I do the cock. But no, my point was the whole cooking for the spider pone. Wouldn't she just prefer nomming on delicious juices, like a normal spider?

Not sure what a ponespider would eat, in all honesty. Cum?

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>>26818409
>Spiders

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>>26818409

Yes. Yes I would.

>>26819438

If it is on a flat surface, put a cup over it. Slide a paper under the cup. Then safely depost it outside in an area that looks like it needs a spider. I use the cup trick to rescue bees that get on my back porch then can't find the way out.

>>26820370

Parasprites.

As long as she dosent try to violently kill me after having sex and feed my corpse to our offspring.

Any more rarispider? That shit makes my dick diamonds

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>>26821936
no

>>26818409
gool

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>Not posting best spider waifu

>>26822069

Spidershy is still okay

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Required reading
http://pastebin.com/GjH7jwyc

>>26822295
Get thee back to /a/, thou faggot.

>>26822295
>not snek cloaca

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>>26823297
Welp', time to check /d/ to see if they've got a lamia thread up.

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>>26822295

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Spider Pony is Best Pony.

>>26823581
Cute

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shpidehs

>>26818409
Bronies never cease to amaze me how fucking utterly hopeless they can be.
GG

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>>26822517

a group of spiders nearly party wiped my max resolve team in Darkest Dungeon.
Gas all spiders.

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>>26824902

For you, you enormous faggot

>>26825367
I want to fuck her butt-nipple.

>>26825690
Imagine if buttocks had nipples, too

>>26824902
GG NO RE MLG

I would pound that spider.. With a broom. Get that shit outta here