Equestrian Dungeon: Twine edition

Okay, blah blah, sleep.

I'll be back tomorrow morning, yo.

G

^

berp

boop

Good morning bump.

Mornin

Ready to go.

>>26820188
Follow the group

>>26820188
Nice dubs
Attack Ice Scout

The Ice Scout spun around and pinned Glimmerfag into the wall, then returned and guarded!
Glimmerfag is stunned and cannot move this turn!

>>26820229
>Glimmerfag couldn't move!

>>26820236
>Mikrokek attacked the Ice Scout with the Large Screwdriver! It took 2 damage.

>>26820295
Fuggg :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>26820295
Keep atacking

The Ice Scout slashed its frigid sword at Jack Frost! His ice cube took a hit!

>>26820369
>Mikrokek attacked the Ice Scout with the Large Screwdriver! It took 2 damage.

>>26820451
Keep attacking
Actually, I think we better wait for others

>>26820451
Attack Ice Scout

>>26820451
C'mon dubs.
>>26820508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC-a5L5KMhE
4u

The Ice Scout is charging its next attack!

>>26820508
>Glimmerfag attacked the Ice Scout with the Decorated Edge! It took 6 damage.

>>26820488
>Mikrokek attacked the Ice Scout with the Large Screwdriver! It took 2 damage.

>>26820527
Got anymore Russian shit?

Oh and you can't wake up

>>26820552
Horizontal chain the fucker

>>26820552
Keep attacking

>>26820552
>>26820557
I know I doubt I'll get dubs.

>>26820592
Keep trying, I got a feeling about next one.

>>26820552
Whack thw ice scout.

>>26821071
Note: I got a lot of stuff to do and the internet here is a bit fucky, so expect to see me in 3 hours

The Ice Scout unleashed a blizzard attack on Fruitanon, Glimmerfag and Mikrokek! Glimmerfag was protected by his shield, while Fruitanon took 12 damage and Mikrokek took 13.

>>26820565
Glimmerfag cast Horizontal Chain on the Ice Scout! In total, it took 15 damage.

>>26820577
The Ice Scout was totally scrapped!

You won!
Everyone involved gained 50 EXP.
Jack Frost has achieved Level 17!
His DEF rose by 4, and his ATK and SPD rose by 2.
Fruitanon has achieved Level 16!
His SPD rose by 4, and his ATK and DEF rose by 4.
Didn't realize this didn't send.

>>26821188
Loot the robot

>>26821348
>Glimmerfag tried to loot the Ice Scout, and found some Salami inside the robot!
Salami added to Cardboard Box.

>>26821439
Open the door the robot was guarding

Eat the salami

>>26821538
>Glimmerfag ate the Salami while opening the door ahead. On the other side, he found a metal door in the floor, as well as something frozen into the wall over the gap of the door.

>>26821560
Check that frozen object for anything of value

Open metal door afterwards

>>26821560
Pull out the object from the wall via levitation beta, then follow glimglam.

>>26821601
>As far as Glimmerfag could see, it was a sheet of paper. He dismissed this and continued down through the metal door, where he found darkness in all directions.
Glimmerfag recovered 10 HP!

>>26821925
>Jack Frost tried to levitate a wall with Levitation Beta, but failed and followed Glimmerfag.

>>26821955
Roll into north darkness

>>26821955
Rollin rollin rollin.

>>26821955
Use any lighting tools we have,if any

Go south

>>26821997
>Jack Frost moved north, and found two wooden doors.

>>26822043
>Glimmerfag moved south, and found two more wooden doors.

>>26822105
Open the first door

>>26822105
Check out wooden door 1 in my place

>>26822244
>Glimmerfag opened the door to the left. Inside, he found a wall in front of him, and darkness to the left.

>>26822286
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to his left. Inside, he found a wall in front of him and darkness to the left.

>>26822490
Check out the darkness to the left.

>>26822490

>>26822511
Ayy lmoa

>>26822490
Open second door

>>26822490
o shit I'm ded. rooooollllll

>>26822506
>Jack Frost ventured left, and found more darkness to the left, the right, and straight ahead.

>>26822511
>Suitcase finally woke up!
Suitcase recovered 29 HP.

>>26822567
>Glimmerfag opened the door to the right, and found a wall and more darkness to the right.

>>26822670
Check out right darkness. While saying hello to my old friend, read up the stats to the pepper.

>>26822670
Head down to the next floor.

>>26822670
Go into the darkness

>>26822670
dubs or riot

>>26822749
*riot noises*

>>26822682
>Jack Frost went to the right while examining the Pepper. Here, he found an Angry Sign guarding a wooden crate.
Pepper - +5 HP, +15 ATK for 3 turns

>>26822699
>Suitcase descended into the ball pit.

>>26822718
>Glimmerfag ventured to the right, and found more darkness to the left, right, and straight ahead.

>>26822909
Cast levitation beta on myself, and chuck myself at the Angry Sign.

>>26822909
Go left

>>26822909
Open the door ahead.

>>26822927
>Jack Frost attacked the Angry Sign by flinging himself at it with Levitation Beta! The enemy took 6 damage, while he took 3.

>>26822931
>Glimmerfag turned left, and found a pile of bones in front of a wooden crate.

>>26823185
>Suitcase entered the corridor with the destroyed Ice Scout.

Jack Frost suddenly attacked an Angry Sign!

>>26823577
Go down the corridor.

>>26823577
Csat Levitation Alpha on the angry sign, and chuck it around.

>>26823577
Use any chain on the bone pile

>>26823577
Healing Wind II on myself.

Bump?

>>26824207
>>26823595
Wrong trip.

>>26824221
What do you mean wrong trip?

>>26822927
>>26824207
>>26824316
Look at the codes next to their names, they're different.

>>26824316
I tend to use different trips, like again, risk and stuff.

The Angry Sign attacked Jack Frost with an edge stab! He took 1 damage.

>>26823589
>Suitcase traveled through the corridor, and found a sheet of paper solidified in ice on the far wall, over a gap in which a metal door leading down lies.

>>26823595
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on the Angry Sign, and threw it into every wall! The shavings falling off the walls looked pretty, but the enemy took 5 damage.

>>26823613
You have to choose a chain, they've all recharged by now.

>>26823745
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 13 HP.

>>26824333
forgive me, but what's risk?

>>26824668
attack sign

>>26824668
Stab the angry sign.
>>26824692
Risk. The board game. I play it on /int/ when it's on there. It's pretty fun. You become a nation and try to fuck up shit.

>>26824706
Right, Didn't know where you meant for a bit there.

>>26824668
Vertical chain the bone pile

The Angry Sign attacked Jack Frost with a full-out charge! He took 1 damage.

>>26824692
>Fruitanon joined Jack Frost's battle and attacked the Angry Sign with the Cat's Tail! It took 4 damage.

>>26824706
>Jack Frost attacked the Angry Sign with the Bonesaw! It took 4 damage.

>>26824773
>Glimmerfag cast Vertical Chain on the pile of bones! In total, the enemy took 14 damage.

Glimmerfag suddenly attacked a Chargin' Skeleton!

>>26824984
Stab stab.

>>26824984
Stab spook

>>26824984
attack sign

The Chargin' Skeleton aptly charged into Glimmerfag, but his shield negated the damage!
Glimmerfag's shield was broken!
The Angry Sign attacked Fruitanon with an edge stab! He took 5 damage.

>>26825209
>Fruitanon attacked the Angry Sign with the Cat's Tail! It took 5 damage.

>>26824994
>Jack Frost attacked the Angry Sign with the Bonesaw! It took 4 damage.

>>26825025
>Glimmerfag attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Decorated Edge! It took 5 damage.

>>26825245
Should the angry sign be blue?

Because of the cold?

Horizontal chain the spook

>>26825245
Cast levitation beta on the sign, and chuck it at the wall.

>>26825245
attack sign

The Chargin' Skeleton is guarding.
The Angry Sign attacked Fruitanon with a full-out charge! He took 5 damage.

>>26825463
>Fruitanon attacked the Angry Sign with the Cat's Tail! It took 4 damage.

>>26825273
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on the Angry Sign, and threw it into the wall! It took 10 damage.

>>26825259
>Glimmerfag cast Horizontal Chain on the Chargin' Skeleton! In total, the enemy took 8 damage.

>>26825495
Cast levitation alpha on the sign, and chuck it at the wall again.

>>26825495
Stab spook

Toe might be broken. Screeching of the damned happened.
>>26825495
rolling rolling rollinggggg

quads now?

>>26825495
atk sign

Where were you when Manhorse became not kill

Rename the DAMNSON, considering it's major 10 barrel payload. How about "Now In Gold: Genociding yet Entertaining Revenge" (yes, that's the NIGGER).

/inv

>>26825919
Oh, yeah. When you were AFK, you kinda...passed out. I am prepared for the salt.

>>26825930
I leave for a few hours and I literally die? How the shit did that happen?

>>26825945
You didn't die. You went into "Roll dubs to wake up" state.

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>>26825951
>>26825919

>>26825951
Yet again, I rolled out when I went AFK; not in battle. How did I die at that point?
Did we make a body mace again? Didn't we ban the use of body maces?

The Chargin' Skeleton aptly charged into Glimmerfag! He took 4 damage.
The Angry Sign attacked Fruitanon with an edge stab! He took 5 damage.

>>26825795
>Fruitanon attacked the Angry Sign with the Cat's Tail! It took 5 damage.

>>26825504
The Angry Sign was destroyed!

>>26825524
>Glimmerfag attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Decorated Edge! It took 6 damage.

>>26825991
Jack Frost and Fruitanon gained 23 EXP.

>>26825989
Oh, yeah, that. I think Lawsmen forced the AFKs on the floor to the boss battle or something.
>>26825991
Open crate.

>>26825991
Right, let's wake up then.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26825991
roooooóöòôõœollllll

>>26826044
Well. That was quick.

>>26826044
o shit

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>>26825991
MUDAMUDAMUDA spook

>>26826055
O SHIEEEEEETTTTT

>>26826044
Yeah, I think I'll make that canon.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

>>26825991
Look down the gap.
>>26826044
Are you kidding me!?

The Chargin' Skeleton is guarding.

>>26826017
>Jack Frost opened the crate. Inside, he found... a Blocker Pad!
Blocker Pad added to Inventory.

>>26826044
>The 2nd Manhorse woke up!
The 2nd Manhorse recovered 50 HP!

>>26826068
>Glimmerfag attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Decorated Edge! It took 3 damage.

>>26826071
>Suitcase looked down the gap, and found darkness below. Seeing that he was an Earth Pony, he would have trouble crossing this gap...

>>26826068
>>26826069
>>26826070
>>26826071
ITT: We learn to count by ones.

>>26826070
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26826085
Obtuse chain spook

>>26826085
rollîng

>>26826085
Read up the stats of the "Blocker Pad", and check out the right wooden door in >>26822105 (@ Me)

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>>26826098
Forgot a related pic

>>26826085
Ironically, I have much less when I'm alive. In fact, I believe I spent the entire fourth floor under 50 HP.

/inv
/skills
Shoot the NIGGER at the Charging Skelefag.

>>26826098
>>26826110
Wow, great going further beyond. Let me teach you how to really do it.
This is my first form.

>>26826085
I'm going to regret this aren't I
Try and climb down the gap.

>>26826121
This is my second form, also known as Dubs.

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>>26826121
Go on...

>>26826144
Oh fuck.

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>>26826144
You have my attention...

>>26826144
help me Goku. Please

The Chargin' Skeleton slashed at Glimmerfag with its jagged sword! He took 5 damage.

>>26826121
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
The Decorated Edge (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Guitawhip (E)
Crowbar (E)
Small Screwdriver (E)
Violet Charm (E)
Sunglasses (E)
Combo Gun B
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Combo Weapon C (E)
Spiked Toothbrush
Spectacles (E)
Stapler x38
Flash Drive
Small Glass Barrel
Soda bottle (80%)
Crystal Bracelet (E)
Card x52
Large Backpack (4/5)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Battery
-Weak Ray Gun
-Blocker Pad
Cardboard Box (8/10)
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Torque Wrench
-Air Missile Maker (r)
-Belt
-Small Buckle Helmet
Makeshift Grenade x4
Messenger Bag (4/5)
-Bonesaw (E)
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-Cleaning Needle
Rucksack (3/6)
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
Apple Suitcase (9/10)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail (E)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Reflective Vest (E)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-DAMNSON x378 (3S)(7F)(E)
-Duster (In use)
-Scalpel (In use)
/skills is in next post
>The 2nd Manhorse joined Glimmerfag's battle, but realized he had no weapon to use!
Error: Bright Idea currently has the DAMNSON (NIGGER) equipped.

>>26826105
>Jack Frost examined the Blocker Pad as he moved backwards and entered the second door in his area. From here, he found a wall in front of him and more darkness to the right.
Blocker Pad - DEF +3, SPD -1
Occasionally blocks attacks
Weak to fire

>>26826098
>Glimmerfag cast Obtuse Chain on the Chargin' Skeleton! In total, the enemy took 12 damage.

>>26826133
>Suitcase tried to climb down the frozen gap, but lost his hoofing(?) and fell through the metal door, which just so happened to open at that time. He was now here: >>26821955 (@Glimmerfag)

Warning! Glimmerfag is in peril!

>>26826239
rœll

>>26826239
/skills
[Winds of Healing lv.1 - Heals 6 - 10 HP to a single target. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Winds of Terror lv.1 - Drops a single enemy's defense by 6 - 10 for one turn. Recharge time: 3 turns]

>>26826239
Remove the reflective vest, and put on the Blocker Pad. If anyone wants the vest, go ahead. Hell, manhorse might be able to find a way to use it. Anyways, check out the darkness to the right.

>>26826239
I guess I'll explore the dankness to the right of me then.

>>26826239
Hide behind manhorse

>>26826288
u bugga

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>>26826239
>>26826289
Never mind then...

Attack spook

Dodge any attacks afterwards

must go. goodbye for now

>>26826239
attack skeleton.

>Warning! Glimmerfag is in peril!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBx7Jg4m-o

>>26826440
You fucking bastardized ashole I swear on my inner Undershit I will fucking murder you

The Chargin' Skeleton aptly charged into The 2nd Manhorse! He took 6 damage.

>>26826440
Hold up there, pardner! As of now, teleportation by anyone other than Unicorns is forbidden. You can move up to two rooms at a time, not fucking twenty.

>>26826269
>Jack Frost removed the Reflective Vest, and equipped the Blocker Pad, then explored the darkness to the right. Here, he found more dakrness to the left, the right, and straight ahead.
Jack Frost's DEF rose by 2!
Jack Frost's SPD fell by 1.

>>26826300
>Glimmerfag attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Decorated Edge! It took 4 damage.

>>26826288
>Suitcase explores the darkness to the east, and finds three wooden doors in a row.

>>26826483
Check out left darkness.

>>26826483
Take the door on the left.

>>26826483
Use square chain on spook

Dodge any attacks

>>26826483
Fine fine, jesus.
No need to get your suit in a bundle.
Healing wind II On Myself, Proceed closer to the battle.

The Chargin' Skeleton aptly charged into Glimmerfag! He took 5 damage.
Glimmerfag got hurt and fell unconscious...

>>26826592
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself, then moved two rooms closer to the other battle.
Fruitanon recovered 11 HP.

>>26826497
>Jack Frost investigated the darkness to the left, and found a Security Camera guarding a wooden crate.

>>26826508
>Suitcase took the leftmost door. Inside, he found two piles of bones guarding a lever.

>>26826694
Have an inner rant

>>26826694
Use unicorn magics to appear in the battle, and whack the spook.

>>26826717
Glimglam's battle, i meant,

>>26826694
move closer further.
Healing wind I on Myself.

>>26826694
Sneak past the bones a pull the lever.

The Chargin' Skeleton slashed its jagged sword at The 2nd Manhorse! He took 8 damage.

>>26826788
>Fruitanon is getting warmer...
Fruitanon recovered 9 HP.

>>26826717
>Jack Frost teleported to Glimmerfag's battle and attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Bonesaw! It took 4 damage.

>>26826842
>Suitcase snuck past the bones and pulled the lever. Somewhere, something turned on...

>>26826908
Caat levitation beta on it, and just throw it around the place.

>>26826908
keep going

>>26826908
Make sure I wasn't the one getting turned on, then leave the room not giving a damn about the spooks. They can keep thier boners to themselves
and that is my shitty try at making a pun.

>>26826908
BY THE POWER OF MOSCOW
I HAVE THE POOOOOWER!

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>>26826989

>>26827049
Don't...don't fucking say anything

The Chargin' Skeleton slashed its jagged sword at The 2nd Manhorse! He took 7 damage.

>>26826951
>Fruitanon is almost there...

>>26826943
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on the Chargin' Skeleton, then threw it around the room repeatedly! It took 9 damage.

>>26826988
>Suitcase left the room he was in.

>>26827405
Take the door on the right.

>>26827405
Stab the spook with it's own sword via levitation alpha.

>>26827405
Jump in and attack skeleton.

I'm going to sleep, fuck this. See ya guys whenever.

I think OP died...

The Chargin' Skeleton is guarding.

>>26827585
>Fruitanon attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Cat's Tail! It took 4 damage.

>>26827432
>Suitcase took the rightmost door. Inside, he found some stairs to the left...

You won!
The 2nd Manhorse earned 30 EXP.
Jack Frost earned 15 EXP.

>>26827727
There was a disclaimer.

See you tomorrow, maybe.

>>26827437
>Jack Frost attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Bonesaw! It took 5 damage.

>>26827931
Welp, take the stairs.

Crap it's late, I need to go to bed.

>>26827931
Attk skele.
Go statue.
Gnight fags

>>26826239
>>26826269
Alright, take the Reflective Vest and remove all the reflective parts, making it just a Vest now. Put the Vest back, and disassemble the Weak Ray Gun. The reflective strips can not only shoot back, but absorb heat, making the shot hotter and more compact. Cut the strips into small, minuscule pieces, and make little cuts in the Small Glass Barrel (Convex) to insert the pieces. But, mining gold won't give you more if you improve the filter; you need a decent source too.

Disassemble Combo Gun B. It's entirely made out of iron. Shoot the Weak Ray Gun until the battery runs out, and then remove it. Extend the body to give a longer life, and better power.

This should be enough to improve the entire ray gun.

>>26827939
>Suitcase took the stairs, went through a dank and chilly area, then came up a flight of stairs and found a door to the right.

>>26830173
>The 2nd Manhorse disassembles the Reflective Vest and Combo Gun B, then improves the Small Glass Barrel while draining the battery.
Weak Ray Gun replaced by Not-as-weak Ray Gun.
Combo Gun B removed from Inventory.
Reflective Vest replaced by Vest.
Small Glass Barrel replaced by Small Reflective Barrel.

Morning bump.

>>26830727
Equip the vest and take the door on the right.

>>26830727
Check out the crate the spook was blocking.

>>26831173
>Suitcase equipped the Vest, then took the door to the right. On the other side, he found two more wooden doors to his immediate right, and darkness in all other directions, including right.

>>26831211
>Jack Frost opened the crate beyond the demolished Chargin' Skeleton. Inside, he found... a Stetson!
Stetson added to Inventory.

>>26831407
Take the first door on the right.

>>26831407
Wake up

>>26831407
Read up the stats of the Stetson

>>26831518
>Suitcase took the first door to the right. Inside, he found an Ice Scout and a metallic pile of bones guarding a lever.

>>26831639
>Jack Frost read up the stats of the Stetson.
Stetson - ATK +2
Brutally honest
Weak to fire

>>26832019
Can't wake up

>>26832019
Teleport to Suitcase, cast levitation beta on the two enemies, and slam them into each other.

Just so everyone knows, I'm waiting for 3 unique posts before I reply. By unique, I mean from different people.

>>26832019
Sneak past as Jack starts and unneeded fight and pull the lever, then leave the room.

>>26832063
Moar russia 4 u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8x0G56QwJY

>>26832303
I need more

>>26832160
>Jack Frost teleported to Suitcase and cast Levitation Beta on the two enemies there, throwing them together! They each took 5 damage.

>>26832265
>Suitcase pulled the lever, then left the room. Somewhere, something turned on...

Jack Frost suddenly attacked an Ice Scout and its cohort!

>>26832358
Cast levitation alpha on ice scout, and chuck it at Spook

>>26832358
*Equality noises intensifies*

>>26832358
Go take the stairs, then the door on the right, then the middle door.

The Dense Skeleton punched Jack Frost with a metallic fist! He took 5 damage.
The Ice Scout attacked Jack Frost head-on! He took 2 damage.
Jack Frost got hurt and fell unconscious...

>>26832497
2 moves max in one turn.
>Suitcase returns here: >>26826483 (@ Suitcase)

>>26832559
JACK NOO!

Wake up quickly

>>26832563
FUCK I WILL NOT HAVE SUITCASE'S CURSE

>>26832559
Wake up.

>>26832559
>Only one conscious and playing
Go through the middle door.

>>26832563
>>26832571
>>26832585
Hello darkness my old friend.

>>26833244
How you doin dubs?

Reporting in.
Glad to know I formed the Subpar Ray Gun.

>>26833292
Good.
>>26833356
I would check it's stats, but I'm fucked? Maybe lawsmen will count the dubs or something.

>>26832818
>Suitcase entered the other door, and found an Ancient Bulwark and a Plunderseed Vine guarding a lever.

>>26833406
Check the stats on the Not-So-Weak (aka Subpar) Ray Gun.

>>26833406
This was a triumph

>>26833406
Wake me up.

>>26833448
I'm making a note here to success

>>26833457
It's "huge success".

>>26833496
More of a "less than satisfactory" success

>>26833508
Portal threw me for a loop. The goal went away long ago, but Glados is forced to continue the process. Even in the sequel, no real ending is given. Chell is allowed to leave, but what of the AI? They will send out another Chell. Another subject, until the end of Apreture itself; the end of all that's left.

You don't get an ending, either. You're sent out with nothing but a cube, and who said you had any survival skills? Nobody. If you're a test subject, sent out of comatose, with no insight on the new world, you'd be pretty fucked on instinct. So, you probably starved.

And that's the way it is. The lab dies, you die, Ratman dies, and existence is done for. Why? Because nothing. You'll never get an answer. That's why Portal is so great.

>>26833418
>The 2nd Manhorse examined the Subpar Ray Gun.
Subpar Ray Gun - No stats
Acts as a magical attack

>>26833655
Can't wake up.

>>26833655
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

>>26833655
Attempt to wake up Glim.

>>26833655
Sneak past the enemies and pull the lever then leave.

>>26833688
With those dubs you can!

>>26833688
>The 2nd Manhorse tried to wake up Glimmerfag, but couldn't.

>>26833704
>Suitcase tried to sneak past the enemies, but that wasn't happening!

Suitcase encountered a Plunderseed Vine and its cohort!

>>26833753
Wake me up inside.

>>26833753
Aperture Science
We do what me must
because we can.

>>26833753
"SEE THE LIGHT, BITCH!"
Shoot Subpar Ray Gun at Plundershit Vine.

>>26833753
I don't have enough health to face them.
Flee the room.

>>26833753
Healing wind II on myself.
Attempt to remove the dubs curve plaguing the team.

>>26834034
Welp.

>>26834057
After all, I'm the one who Put it there.

>>26834096
For what purpose.

>>26834096
I don't regret angering your gods

The PlunderSeed Vine sprayed hazardous gases in Suitcase's direction! All of his stats dropped by 6!

>>26834034
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 13 HP.

>>26833784
>The 2nd Manhorse quickly flew into Suitcase's room and fired the Subpar Ray Gun at the Plunderseed Vine! It took 2 damage.

>>26833899
>Suitcase quickly fled the room.

The Ancient Bulwark cast Defense Up α on itself!
The Ancient Bulwark's DEF rose by 10!

>>26834175
(Save me)

>>26834175
Alright, close call, take the door on the right and take the stairs to the left of that door.

>>26834175
Continue shooting the Ray Gun.
I'm writing green in a different thread, posts may delay.

>>26834175
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead/unconscious

The Plunderseed Vine sprayed hazardous gases in The 2nd Manhorse's direction! All of his stats dropped by 6!

>>26834216
>The 2nd Manhorse continued firing the Subpar Ray Gun at the Plunderseed Vine! It took 2 damage.

>>26834206
>Suitcase moves back through the stairs.

The Ancient Bulwark cast Beam α at The 2nd Manhorse! He took 10 damage.
Warning! The 2nd Manhorse is low on HP.

>>26834333
Call my name and save me from the dark. Oh, Manhorse, you should run.

>>26834344
FINALLY.

>>26834333
"Fuck this shit."
Bail with an intense combat roll.

>>26834344
>>26834355
Nice.

>>26834110
Hey, not the first time I Accidently invoked the wrath of the gods.
Give them a sacrifice, everything's good.
Luckily, I Keep a spare one for just an occasion.
>>26834344
>>26834355
See?
>>26834333
Healing wind I on myself.

>>26834371
So, trips, dubs, and more dubs. Oh, and time-stamp trips. Woo.

>>26834333
But there is no sense crying over every mistake

The PlunderSeed Vine generated a PlunderCloud!

>>26834371
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 7 HP.

>>26834362
>The 2nd Manhorse fled the battle!

>>26834344
>Jack Frost finally woke up!
Jack Frost recovered 29 HP.

>>26834571
Cast Shield Alpha on myself.
/inv
/stats
/skills

>>26834571
You just keep on trying till you run out of vodka

>>26834571
Winds of Healing on myself.

>>26834602
And science gets done
And you make a neat gun
To shoot the degenerate scum that are still alive

>>26834578
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
The Decorated Edge (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Guitawhip (E)
Crowbar (E)
Small Screwdriver (E)
Violet Charm (E)
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Combo Weapon C (E)
Spiked Toothbrush
Spectacles (E)
Stapler x38
Flash Drive
Small Reflective Barrel
Soda bottle (80%)
Crystal Bracelet (E)
Card x52
Stetson
Large Backpack (4/5)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Battery (dead)
-Not-so-weak Ray Gun
-Blocker Pad (E)
Cardboard Box (8/10)
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Torque Wrench
-Air Missile Maker (r)
-Belt
-Small Buckle Helmet
Makeshift Grenade x4
Messenger Bag (4/5)
-Bonesaw (E)
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-Cleaning Needle
Rucksack (3/6)
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
Apple Suitcase (9/10)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail (E)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-DAMNSON x378 (3S)(7F)(E)
-Duster (In use)
-Scalpel (In use)
/stats
(14)GLF-0/67/66/40/0/2598 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc (MsC) (E: The Decorated Edge, Violet Charm, Spectacles, Crystal Bracelet) (KOs: 1)
(8)T2M-19/31/45/43/1/952 H1 R1 (E: Nothing) (KOs: 1)
(17)JAF-29/57/93/40/1/3784 Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ Ea Eb Po (E: Bonesaw, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(16)FRU-109/51/39/71/1/3325 H2 R2 E2 (E: The Cat's Tail, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(13)GEM-17/33/63/33/0/2460 <3> Ka Sa La Ba d^ Ha (E: Bicycle Helmet)
(10)STC-29/56/37/27/1/1467 Ac Sc Oc (E: "The Hammer", Vest) (KOs: 2)
(7)MKK-24/23/36/21/1/837 (E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(7)KRO-0/43/35/19/0/864 H1 (E: Sludge Slugger, Leather Armor) (KOs: 4)
(8)BLO-36/32/37/23/1/954 <2> Sa Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(2)BRI-44/20/32/10/1/109 (E: Iron Armor, Small Buckle Helmet, DAMNSON)
/skills in next post
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on himself!
A 3-hit shield was placed around Jack Frost.

>>26834603
>The 2nd Manhorse recovered 8 HP, 2000 char limit

>>26834644
teleport to Jack.

>>26834644
Hm. Cast Heal Up alpha on myself.

>>26834644
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.

>>26834644
/skills
[Shield α: Places a 3-hit physical shield around one person. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Paralysis α: Paralyzes one enemy for three turns. Success chance: 45%. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Speed Up α: Increases one player's speed by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Defense Up α: Increases one player's defense by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Heal α: Heals one person by 6-10 HP. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation α: Manually controls one object or enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation β: Manually controls two objects/enemies or one player. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Paralysis Ω: Paralyzes all enemies for three turns, regardless of condition. Success rate: 75%. Recharge time: 5 turns.]

>>26834660
>Fruitanon tried becoming an Alicorn, but that wasn't his cup of tea.

>>26834663
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on himself!
Jack Frost recovered 7 HP.

>>26834670
Even though the fruitfags broke my heart
And killed me

>>26834681
And tore me to peices
And threw every piece into a fire

>>26834681
Teleport to the security camera in >>26826694, and cast Paralysis Alpha on it.

>>26834681
was he not a Unicorn?
I Thought we could teleport to them.
Join Jacks fight with Camera.

>>26834702
And as you burned, it hurt, because
of laughing so hard at you.

>>26834702
As they burned it hurt because
I am so 'happy' for you

>>26834644
Fall asleep.

>>26834714
>Jack Frost teleported to the security camera, and cast Paralysis α on it! Nothing happened.

>>26834756
You're a pegasus.
>Fruitanon moved into Jack's room.

>>26834779
>The 2nd Manhorse falls asleep.

>>26834789
Welp. Chuck a makeshift grenade at it.

>>26834789
Now these points of equality make beautiful line
And we are out of beta!
We are releasing on time(for the death of fruits)!

>>26834789
Attack Camera

>>26834756
What the fuck did you fucking say about me you little shit?I will have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals.....

>>26834824
>Fruitanon attacked the Security Camera with the Cat's Tail! It took 7 damage.

>>26834800
>Jack Frost chucked one of the Makeshift Grenades at the Security Camera! The enemy took 15 damage.

The Security Camera fired a beam at Jack Frost, but his shield negated the damage!

>>26834893
Attack Camera
Remember the Good ol Days.

>>26834893
Cast Levitation Alpha on the camera, and just fuck it up.

>>26834893
So I have GliMmEr of hope
Think of all the things we learned!
For the degenerate scum that are still alive!

>>26834905
>Fruitanon attacked the Security Camera with the Cat's Tail! It took 7 damage.

>>26834911
>Jack Frost couldn't hurt the Security Camera with Levitation α!

The Security Camera fired a beam at Fruitanon! He took 7 damage.

>>26834992
>Couldn't hurt the Security Camera with Levitation Alpha
>Couldn't hurt with levitation alpha
PANIC. Whack the camera.

>>26834992
Go ahead and leave me..
I think I'd prefer to stay asleep
Maybe you'll find a different nation to help you?

>>26835040
Maybe America
That was a joke.Ha ha.Fat chance.
That was another pun Ha Ha.

>>26834992
attk

>>26834992
Take the second door on the right.

>>26834893
>>26834644
It's been explained that 15 bullets worth of gunpowder creates a grenade. Take 120 bullets and take apart the small buckle helmet. Create eight pouches out of the padding in the helmet to create Makeshift Grenades (now 12). With these new nades, we can create something sick. Take Combo Weapon C, Guitawhip (which I assume is a whip), and the hollow shell of the Small Buckle Helmet to form a Plastic Body (from cutting and reattaching the Helmet), Launch Mechanic (by cutting the Guitawhip and making a web out of it, stretching and launching objects) and Large Barrel (the entirety of Combo Weapon C, formed to be a barrel). Form all of it together with the Belt (cut it up into strands, and tie it all together; the remainder can go to the launch mechanic, and the steel rectangles can go to the barrel).

Now we have a manually loaded Grenade Launcher. Our tech levels are getting pretty intense now. Also, since Bright is AFK, I'll re-equip my Iron Armor.

>>26835061
>Fruitanon attacked the Security Camera with the Cat's Tail! It took 6 damage.

>>26835108
>The 2nd Manhorse took Combo Weapon C and the Guitawhip to create a launch mechanic and a Large Barrel.
Error: Small Buckle Helmet is currently equipped on Bright Idea.
Error: Small Buckle Helmet has no padding.
Error: Bright Idea currently has the Iron Armor equipped.
Guitawhip has been renamed to Launch Mechanic, which is now completely useless.
Combo Weapon C has been renamed to Large Barrel, weapon has been neutralized.

>>26835005
>Jack Frost attacked the Security Camera with the Bonesaw! It took 6 damage.

>>26835083
>Suitcase re-entered the room he just left.

The Security Camera fired a beam at Fruitanon! He took 7 damage.

>>26835177
Anyways this beer is great
It's so delicious and moist

>>26835177
Whack the camera!

>>26835177
Small bucket helm says equipped, lawsie.
Attack camera.

>>26835177
Krono is in a trash bin with a ferret.
Go to Camera battle, stab with my sword Spin Death combo thing.

>>26835347
Unequipped.
>>26835361
Glad you could join us, fresh meat.

>>26835177
Leave the room and explore the darkness ahead of me.

>>26835372
Well hello there fruit fucker. Vegetable master race.

>>26835398
I approve

>>26835398
Thought we were truce? Very well.

According to an article published on CNN.com in 2013, vegetables are to blame for the majority of foodborne illness outbreaks in the United States.

>>26835398
Pesticides used in conventional farming also present a health risk to consumers. According to a 2013 report from the Environmental Working Group, chemicals commonly found in pesticides contain neurotoxins that may negatively affect nervous system development of babies and young children. Pesticide consumption may also be associated with infertility, reduced immune function and other chronic health problems. You can remove some pesticide residues by thoroughly washing vegetables and scrubbing any veggies that have rough outer skins, like potatoes and carrots.

>>26835398
Fruit has been recognized as a good source of vitamins and minerals, and for their role in preventing vitamin C and vitamin A deficiencies. People who eat fruit as part of an overall healthy diet generally have a reduced risk of chronic diseases. USDA's MyPlate encourages making half your plate fruits and vegetables for healthy eating.

>>26835435
>>26835457
>>26835487
The biggest fact of Vegetables vs. Fruit: No one gives a shit.

>>26835435
Ah, forgot about that.

>>26835526
>>26835527
You make a valid point.
Just don't side with Commiefag, and everyone's happy.
Besides.
I'm the only one who can make a healing difference.

holy fuggin shit man.

>>26835549
Oi fuck you man

>>26835549
just don't tell me shit about what to do and we will get along just fine, as for the Glimmer thing, i'll side with who I want.

>>26835658
Whatever you say, veggie friend.
Just remember who you're gonna call when your HPs taking a trip into the Ghettos.

>>26835671
The Ghost busters?

>>26835549
>Just side with Commiehorse, then everyone's happy.
There fixed that for you.

>>26835691
:D

>>26835684
Yes.
>>26835691
Last time that happened, you ran like a bitch when you couldn't take it anymore.

I have good health right now, so I'll side with Glimmer till I start to die via my salad contains fuck loads of apple seeds suddenly. Then I will beg for forgiveness.

>>26835768
:DD

>>26835768
You don't know what you've started.

>>26835804
Something that should've started long ago

>>26835802
don't make me regret my decision

>>26835821
>>26835834
>>26835553
No you REALLY don't know what you started.
Mind you, the curse only works so often.
I got this magic degree off an online survey.

>>26835723
Last time that happened, I got paralyzed and you left.

>>26835868
Exactly. My work was done.

>>26835854
roleplaying doesn't work on me, Fruit.

>>26835887
>>26835868
>>26835854
It's started

>>26835899
Don't you forget

>"I will kill everyone you love"

>>26835921
STARTED

>>26835933
Holy shit


I won't accept your false gods

>>26835921
but what if he loves you in secret?

Don't be silly, Veg.
She's already dying inside.

>>26835347
>Fruitanon attacked the Security Camera with the Cat's Tail! It took 6 damage.

>>26835255
The Security Camera was destroyed!

>>26835361
Welcome!

>>26835386
>Suitcase returns here: >>26821955 (@Glimmerfag)

Wow

You won!
Jack Frost and Fruitanon gained 22 EXP.

>>26836029
Open up the crate. Oh, drink 20% of the soda bottle, if the percent is how much soda is in it.

>>26836029
Look at me:still talking
When there's drinking water to do!

>>26836029
Heal wind II on Jack.
Oldfags get heal priority.
Let's stop this curse before everything gets fucked, shall we?

>>26836029
Turn Spin Death + Wobble Sword upside down so the part with spin death is pointing up, turn it fast enough to hopefully helicopter flight mode.

>>26836029
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you

>>26836029
Eat the pepper and explore the darkness ahead of me.

>>26836082
But. That's. I.

>>26836072
You've got experiments to run, don't you?

>>26836053
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... the Heavier Iron Rod!
Heavier Iron Rod added to Large Backpack!

>>26836061
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Jack Frost!
Jack Frost recovered 13 HP.

>>26836064
Error: Neither of those items exist in the Inventory.

>>26836082
>Suitcase ate the Pepper, then traveled east to find a set of double-doors in front of him, as well as a metal door to the left of that.
Suitcase recovered 5 HP!
Suitcase's ATK temporarily rose by 30!

>>26836191
"Hey! Double doors! That means there's something special behind 'em!"
Go through the double doors.

>>26836191
Suitcase. When you find a enemy, you better fucking attack it. Oh, equip the Heavier Iron Rod, read up it's stats, and teleport/follow Suitcase.

>>26836191
what happened to my weapon then? I spend 4-6 turns making it!

>>26836191
Heal wind I
Jack

>>26836191
>>26836121
There is also research to be done
On the degenerate scum that are still alive

>>26836276
I'll believe when you say you are still alive.

>>26836214
>Suitcase entered the double doors. On the other side, he found a flight of stairs going up.

>>26836226
>Jack Frost equipped the Heavier Iron Rod while examining it and teleporting to Suitcase.
Heavier Iron Rod - ATK +15 (Upgrade)
Cannot be lifted single-hoofedly, must be used in conjuction with a Levitation spell
Weak to electricity

>>26836253
You combined it with the Spin Death into Combo Weapon C, which was just disassembled by The 2nd Manhorse.
(>>26835177, @ The 2nd Manhorse)

>>26836272
>Fruitanon used his triple-move Pegasus abiity to cast Wind of Healing, lv.1 on Jack Frost!
Jack Frost recovered 6 HP.

>>26836316
Welp, use Levitation Alpha to keep it up. Oh, and run up the stairs.

>>26836316
But I had it equipped, why was he allowed to use it?
/inv

>>26836316
I'm doing *equality noises* and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

>>26836316
Welp, take the stairs.

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91KB, 826x825px

>>26836226
Y tho?

>>26836343
When we're dying you'll be still alive. When we are dead you'll be still alive

>>26836335
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α to carry the Heavier Iron Rod up the stairs with him. He went through a passage and came down in an area with more double-doors straight ahead.

>>26836339
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
The Decorated Edge (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Small Screwdriver (E)
Violet Charm (E)
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Large Barrel
Spiked Toothbrush
Spectacles (E)
Stapler x38
Flash Drive
Small Reflective Barrel
Soda bottle (80%)
Crystal Bracelet (E)
Card x52
Stetson
Large Backpack (4/5)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Battery (dead)
-Not-so-weak Ray Gun
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod
Cardboard Box (8/10)
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Torque Wrench
-Air Missile Maker (r)
-Belt
-Small Buckle Helmet
Makeshift Grenade x4
Messenger Bag (4/5)
-Bonesaw (E)
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-Cleaning Needle
Rucksack (3/6)
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
Apple Suitcase (9/10)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail (E)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-DAMNSON x378 (3S)(7F)(E)
-Duster (In use)
-Scalpel (In use)
I forgot you had it equipped. Do you want me to revoke that action?

>>26836347
>Suitcase is following Jack Frost.

>>26836361
You dumb-ass.
>Suitcase recovered 5 HP!
>Suitcase's ATK temporarily rose by 30!
You can do like 10+ damage with that shit. Use that thing in your head called your brain.
>>26836375
Whack the double-doors open.

>>26836375
While Fruitanon is dieing I'll be still alive
And when Gemima is dieing I'll be still alive

>>26836375
Go through the double doors.

>>26836375
follow Jack.

>>26836191
>ATK +30
HOLY SHIT

>>26836226
"I heard the sound of IRON!"
Let's take that Heavier Iron Rod (if I'm allowed, of course) and make some improvements, with a four turn chain of events.

[Turn 1: Minigun Major Upgrade]
A fourth of that rod will go into an improvement for the NIGGER (aka DAMNSON). Disassemble the whole thing, and cut up the barrels to become smaller. Make it so that it just fits sixteen (16) very thin barrels, and to make it less overpowered, this is the maximum amount it can handle.
This is actually far beyond what I expected from the Minigun; the original plan was an 8 barrel weapon. Nice to see the things I make go far beyond my expectations. Anyway, spend this turn creating the barrels and reorganizing the mechanisms to fit this.

[Turn 2: Grenade Launcher/Grenades]
Take the idea from a while back about a grenade launcher. This is somewhat the same, but this time, take 120 bullets and put them in iron casings, and put the four Makeshift Grenades in iron casing. This should make 12 regular Grenades. Now, use the rest of the designated fourth of the rod to make an iron body instead of a plastic one, making a better Grenade Launcher than the previous plan.

[Turn 3: Armor Enhancements]
Carve the Iron Armor to have a polygon-like shape. This saves mass, can be changed for upgrades, and gives more iron off the old armor. Now, cover myself from head to toe with iron. Iron Gloves, Iron Boots, just everything. Use the rest of that fourth to make an iron mask, like a jail cell or fence-like pattern; enough to see out of, but to block main attacks. Build this helmet up especially much, to make Thick Iron Helmet instead of the regular iron armor.

(1/2)

>>26836431
...Can't I just use a fucking weapon before you turn into Bob the fucking Builder. Hell, use the bonesaw. From what I know, that shit has metal in it as well.

>>26836375
Yes, please.
Use the scalpel to cut 10 of the cards' edges to a sharp edge, thus making throwing cards

>>26836443
Holy shit man calm down.

>>26836456
I'm sorry, but I want to have the +15 attack from it, not the shit +8 from the bonesaw. I'm not even angry at the pepper anymore. But, Lawsmen is probably going to say "ERROR: Jack Frost has that equipped" or something along those lines, but who knows.

>>26836431
(2/2)

[Turn 4: Geothermal Drill]
This one is a bit different, use slivers of iron on this fourth to make Iron Wires, and hook it up along the inside of an iron cylinder. Now, make a very long tube, connecting to the wired cylinder, to get the heat pockets in the ground. Now, using a decent part of the rod, make an Iron Pickaxe. Mine a hole into the wall, slowly put the tube in the soil, and there's the basic point. Now, the rest of the bar goes into an iron plate with wires going like so:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoelectric_effect#Seebeck_effect
This should create a usable Geothermal Drill to get electricity from heat pockets in the ground, using all of the rest of the iron to hook all this up with tubes and wires.

Yes, I did a shitload of research on this.

>>26836443
Not enough iron for this shit. You can have the giant now 16 barrel Minigun if this goes through, though.
>Bob the fucking Builder
Made me chuckle m8

>>26836431
>Carve the iron amour
>Carve
>The Iron
with fucking what?