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Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends!

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>Previously
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26767232/#q26767232
This is the superhero general, mainly starring Sunset Shimmer as Spider-woman.
Go crazy with your greens, art, and other mlp related superhero stuff.
http://youtu.be/WIkH3V3wUiM
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>>26817866
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0

Expect more green in the morning.
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>>26817866
Is that art from that one time IDW artist who ships herself with Rarity? She really should have done more in the comics.
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>>26817906
Do you think you might be able to recreate this scene at some point?
http://youtu.be/o0aHNnWghe0
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>>26817944
>who ships herself with Rarity?
I...what?

>>26817954
Will do.
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>>26818000
im diggin the story
lookin forward to more
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>>26818000
>I...what?
Well she does.
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>>26818022
I guess I can't judge...I mean, we technically all ship ourselves with our waifu...
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>>26818000
Just a suggestion, you don't have to
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Spidey's Roommate Anon reporting in.
Threw up a pastebin for my story.
http://pastebin.com/crUhxGkS
More to come tomorrow.
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>>26818135
>>26817906
Btw I hope to excelsior that Shocker-anon makes an appears a in this thread
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>>26817906
>>26818135
Like these greens, and hope for more soon.
Also still wish to see the small funny green of Shocker Anon and his GF, Spider Shimmer
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>>26817866
jesus fucking christ, this Spiderman cancer is spreading fucking everywhere
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Do you think Spider-Sunset would stalk Anon? Not the Shocker Anon but a regular Anon.
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Spider-Shim, Spider-Shim,
Through the tower she will skim
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Shim.

Is she strong?
Listen bud,
She's got radioactive blood.
Can she swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spider-Shim.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
She arrives just in time.

Spider-Shim, Spider-Shim
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Shim
Even gym
She can't afford
But still wants no reward.

To her, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider-Shim.
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>>26818874
*town
well fuck
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>>26818887
Its ok bruv
I liked it anyway
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Continuing from >>26817363
Pastebin updated to the latest green:
>http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0

>You unzip it’s biggest pocket first and…
>...Nothing.
>Just books, materials, her phone…
>You sigh.
>Nothing weird, nothing important.
>You wrap yourself in bed and go to sleep peacefully.
>After masturbating, of course.
>...You’re so lonely.

>Morning had gone by quickly, and you’re here waiting at your usual spot--the statue that lead to the steps of the school.
>The weather was not as nice as yesterday’s but a little cloudiness never hurt anyone, right?
>Like the day before, the TARC bus comes to a stop across the street, Sunset crosses, and then sits next to you.
>One difference though...she’s very worried.
>“Anon, what did Flash do to you!?”
>Oh…
>She must have heard…
“He, uh, crammed me into my locker. Luna got me out though and he’s going to be in trouble, so I don’t think we need to--”
>She grabs your wrists and looks at you dead in the eye.
>...You feel your non-existent womanhood tremble at her gorgeous green eyes…
>She pulls you into sudden hug very tightly, fixing her head into the crook of your neck.
>Whoa, what?!
>You stand there flabbergasted as students passing by stare awkwardly at you.
>Then you feel wetness where her head is…
“Sunset, what’s going on? You ok? Do you need to talk about something?”
>She silently sobs as you remained unanswered.
>You decide to just be there for her and…get out your phone from your pocket.
>You know what will cheer her up.
“Hey Sunny?”
>She releases from your hug with the makeup on her eyes running.
>Despite how much her sadness hurts your heart, you smile.
>You tap a button on your phone, and the greatest song in the world starts to play...
“She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me…”


Will do more after school.
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Shocker anon here. Might have an idea, but too tired right now. Well probably post in the morning-ish. Or noon. Depends on when I wake up and manage to flesh out my idea.
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When you bump the original these from page 10 when it's only a babby and come back to glorious sunny green.
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>>26818535
Your mom
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What's a TARC bus?
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>>26817866
>Superior Spider Shimmer
Oh god I don't think it's possible for me to be more erect right now.
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>>26818874
Spider-Shim Spider-Shim,
She's a Superior Spider-Shim
Spins a web, any size,
Her whole life, built on lies
OH NO!
Sunset is Spider-Man!

Is she strong?
Listen bud,
She's got... Twilight Sparkles blood.
Twilight got death and pain,
Sunset gets to fuck Mary Jane,
Oh No!
Sunset is Spider-Man!
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>>26819455
getting interesting, and can't wait to see who/what Anon becomes
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>>26820038
Now that and the Spider-Man theme are stuck in my head
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>>26820389
inb4 green goblin anon
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>>26819455
Wait so are we in The Marvel world including S.H.E.I.L.D & Hydra?
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A funny green were Shocker Anon and Spider Shimmer meet Sunset`s clone or another Spidergirl.
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>>26821394
isn't he already a green goblin?
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>THESHOCKER has entered the chat
>THESHOCKER: It finally happened.
>Teh Rhino: Yer' dick snapped off ?
>Teh Rhino: 'Cause I am REALLY sick of hearing about your dick.
>RockYouLikeAHurricane: Yeah, shit's kinda getting old, like the garbage I forgot to take out last week.
>RockYouLikeAHurricane: Oh shit, I gotta take out this week's garbage too! brb
>THESHOCKER: Against all odds, no, my dick remains intact.
>Teh Rhino: Figures.
>THESHOCKER: Despite hell apparently freezing over.
>Teh Rhino: ...No.
>Teh Rhino: Don't you say another goddamn word.
>THESHOCKER: I, against my better judgement...managed to bed both of them.
>THESHOCKER: At once.
>Teh Rhino: FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
>Teh Rhino: FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Teh Rhino has left the chat
>THESHOCKER: Huh. And here I thought the saltiest it got was at Sodom.
>ZapZap: Aw, shit. We're never going to hear the end of how you banged both Mysterio and Spiderwoman at once, are we?
>THESHOCKER: I wouldn't worry, nothing really happened.
>The King of New York: It is my duty as one of the most influential and powerful men in New York to tell you that you are, in fact, spewing what is known as "bullshit".
>The King of New York: One does not simply just "bed" two woman with "nothing" happening.
>THESHOCKER: Well, that's what happened.
>THESHOCKER: We just all cuddled together and slept the night away.
>THESHOCKER: It was actually a nice change of pace from the near constant sex.
The King of New York: I believe I speak for everyone here when I say BULLSHIT.
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>>26818022
unf...
need more of her OC
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>>26822026
Fucking Kingpin
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>>26817944

Yes, she's basically a female version of us, if you know what I mean. She waifus Rarity super hard and apparently has been trying to get one of the writers to pick her for a Rarity comic.
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>>26820389
Calling batman beyond
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>>26819455
>You stand her up and hold her in the way a man would for a slowdance.
“She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me...”
>You hold her close and smile warmly.
>“Oh god you're blushing too...” She says giggling semi-sadly.
>She’s right though.
>You’re blushing harder than you ever had...but Sunset seems to be blushing as well.
“Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind…”
>Your heads rest against each other’s comfortably.
>You both have a dopey smile.
“She will promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me…”
>With that, you turn your phone off, and you hold Sunset.
“Let’s skip school. We don’t need to do shit today.”
>Shimmer nods.
>“...Yeah. I like that.”
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>>26822546
Song link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI3MwwWYC3Q
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>>26822546
>You drive in your van with Shimmer in the passenger seat.
“So what’s wrong, Shim-Sham? You were acting strange yesterday, and you straight-up cry on me today...I’m worried.”
>Sunset sighs.
>“I don’t know. I’ve just been going through some changes recently...You think we can go get something to eat? I never get to eat breakfast and I’m reeeallly hungry.”
>You’re ok with that.
“Sure, no problem. But still, do you need to talk about it? Clearly something’s wrong and you’re not telling me.”
>She tries to block you off.
>“Anon, seriously, I’m fine.”
>...Maybe you should lay off.
>It’s a sensitive subject you guess…
>...a subject that has her coming to school every day with bruises, limping, and crying on you before school starts.
“Shimmer, I’m going to be honest with you...you’re literally my only friend. Everyday I see you and your friends hang out and have fun. You’re the closest I have to that. If something’s wrong with you, I wanna help.”
>She considers this.
>“...What do you think about Spider-Woman?”
>The question gets you off guard.
“Spider-Woman? You already know what I think about her.”
>“Yeah, just barely. You find her mysterious, want to know more about her, and you creepishly gloat on her hips...”
“...Well, they /are/ nice hips.”
>“...but you never told me why you’re fascinated by her. Is it something with how she uses her powers? Maybe you’re curious about why she does whatever she does?”
>You sigh as you turn into a cafe’ called “Cafe’’”.
>This city has problems.
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>>26822508
That would require Anon's dad to die
(Or be Bruce Wayne)
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>>26820007
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>>26819457
I also have an idea I'd like you to try out,,,
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>>26822751
I almost did this to be honest. When ANon comes home and finds his dad sleeping on the counter, he was supposed to be dead. In the morning, he founds out his dad was sniped in the forehead. An officer named Stan and his friend Kirby take him to the current Commissioner Gordon, where then shortly after he is adopted by an elderly and retired Bruce Wayne. I wrote it out, but it started to take away from the tone I wanted. Plus, as I said before, I've already written Anon as Batman.

I have bigger plans, anyways involving something fast.
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>>26822802
>always involving something fast
You sneaky fook
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>>26822802
This is gunna be fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF3-fgk_LwI
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>>26822026
Please make more green. This stuff made me laugh and I wanna see more Spider Shimmer doing stuff to Shocker Anon
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>>26822802
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>>26822802
Ok now I really want Flash-Anon
http://youtu.be/k9jZ_qcxivc
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i just realised since anon is normaly green from head to toe wouldnt he make atleast optical a good green lantern?
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>>26822590
>As you park you think of your answer.
“...I want to know her. I wanna see why she has her powers and chooses to help others despite her being labeled as a menace. She’s very…I don’t, but I want to see if she understands, you know? What it’s like to be weird and isolated…”
>She nods in understanding and lays a hand on your shoulder.
>“I’m sure she does.”
>Your face becomes rather florid from the compliment.
>Hiding the blush is impossible, and letting go of your smile is too.
>You don’t know why, but that really resonated with you.
>You cough awkwardly, and unbuckle your seatbelt.
“Well, uh, let’s get some grub then, eh?”
>“Right, I’m starving.”
>You exit your car as she loses the seat belt.
>Before she opens the car door, however, you open for it her with a mock-bow.
“M’lady…”
>She grins.
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>>26823114
http://youtu.be/N-PYuGYkdyM
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>spider-shim
>not drider-shim

/mlp/ confirmed shit taste
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>>26818022
>>26822135
I had no idea Maximus had a sister.
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>>26822802
"I had a father"
"His name is Ben Parker
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>>26823009
>not flash sentry as flash
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>>26823260
Beans already said he's not gonna do it
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>>26820389
Scarlet Spider, but with Miles' powerset.

Alternatively, he becomes Venom, but, y'know, not fucking psychotic. So, like... USM Agent Venom?
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>>26823506
Or pat with toxic
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>>26823522
Toxin, but yeah I know what you mean.
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>>26823506
Noice
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>>26823506
He could even be Anti-Venom
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>>26823506
>Scarlet Spider

But what costume does he get? Classic Ben Reilly Scarlet Spider, or Kaine Scarlet Spider? Or do we give him the Iron Spider costume because the three clones of Michael Van Patrick all used the moniker?

Or if you really wanted to reach, we could always give him Felicity Hardy's second Scarlet Spider costume.
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>>26823650
Ben Reilly
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>>26822135
I dont know that Tomoko managed to cross over to 3D land. She's totally looks like what we're picturing a female neckbeard lookslike.. I mean, going with that one picture alone as a reference
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>>26823911
>anon did a 911
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>>26823506
>Anon becomes the Scarlet Spider
>Gets better press from the Daily Bugle
>Has a better powerset
>Has better quips

And that's how you get a Venom, errybody.
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>>26824041
>Sunset acquires Venom Symbiote
>Amplifies her emotional states
>Can't decide if she wants to kiss Anon or strangle the fucker
>Tries to ignore the voice in her head telling her to >rape the unsuspecting Anon. Rape of the tentacular variety.
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>>26824184
>Compromise
>Kiss anon while strangling him
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>>26823260
that requires him to have a good personality
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>>26824353
This guy gets it.
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>>26823114
WARNING--PIC RELATED IS SOME LEWD SHIT
>“Thanks, ‘good sir’,” she responds with as much playfulness as your own little tease.
>She steps out of your van, her neat boots landing on the old pavement of the parking lot.
>You walk through the entrance and see a stand with a woman occupying it in a uniform.
>Taking you to a booth, you and her Sunset realize the cafe is relatively empty.
>Literally just you and her--other than like, you don’t know, two employees?
>As you sit across your friend, the waitress smiles.
>“Would you two like any drinks to get started?”
>You look at Sunset who shrugs.
“...Do you have any hot tea?”
>The waitress smiles.
>“We certainly do.”
>Sunset seems to approve, so you nod your head with a smile.
“I think we’ll have some then, please.”
>The waitress leaves chuckling to herself, then whistles “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?”
>Shimmer rolls her eyes at that playfully.
>“I wonder if she got the wrong idea…”
“Does it matter?”
>She relaxes her shoulders as she lets the quiet and empty cafe relax her.
>“Suppose not,” she says, “...thanks Anon.”
>You clasp your hand over her’s assuringly.
“If you ever need anything, Sunny--”
>“Sunny? On to nicknames now?”
>You try not squirm in your seat.
“Just...I got your back is all, ok?”
>She smiles affectionately.
>“Ok.”
>You recoil your hands back.
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>>26824184
So who'd get the Venom symbiote after Shimmy discards it? Trixie would be too fucking obvious, so... SciTwi for yandere yuri shenanigans?
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>>26824674
I think Glim Glam....
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>>26824701
Do we even HAVE an EqG GlimGlam?
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>>26824714
WE CAN BUILD HER
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>>26824669
God damn Beans why did you post that pic?! Do you even care about the man-children browse here?
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>>26823650
>But what costume does he get?
Are you straight up ignoring this beauty?>>26822751
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>>26824041
>>Anon becomes the Scarlet Spider
Hey, I suggested batman beyond before, but what if we actually come up with our own super hero?
Like manipulating metal like a liquid? Like he carries a few vials of metal and makes his costume at will. He gets his powers after an incident involving Spiderwoman.
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>>26825013
I might do this. I plan to make a vote on what to do with Anon
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>>26824669
>Sunset seems very comfortable now.
>Good.
>You like it when she’s relaxed.
>...Why not put a little more icing on the cake?
“Just so you know, this meal’s on me.”
>“Whoa, you don’t have to do that, Anon. I can pay for myself, y’know.”
>You smile smugly.
“I’m three hundred dollars richer from selling my photo of Spider-Woman. I’m paying and that’s final.”
>Her eyes widen.
>“Wait, what? The Bugle bought your photos?”
“Yeah, also interviewed me on my encounter with her too. It’s was the front page.”
>Sunset seems alarmed by this much to your consternation.
>“Y-you’re encounter with Spider-Woman? They interviewed you?”
“Uh, yeah, something wrong.”
>She exhales deeply.
>“No, no, just, kinda dangerous, y’know? I knew you took a photo, but I didn’t know you were that close…”
“...Caring about my safety? That’s new.”
>“It’s called caring, and friends do that.”
>The footsteps of the waitress signal the approach of the tea.
>The tea cups are tiny and so is the teapot, but you don’t mind.
>“Alright, here you go! Some freshly brewed tea. Are you all ready to order?”
>Oh snap, you forgot about the menu…
“Uh, one more minute please?”
>The waitress nods and walks off…
>Sunset resumes.
>“...You’re a nice guy, Anon.”
>Your lips purse in confusion.
“And I wasn’t before?”
>She laughs at your little quip.
>“No, I mean, you always check in on me in the morning, after school…”
>She carries a thoughtful glint in her eyes.
>“...In fact, you should sit with my friends tomorrow at lunch! How about it?”
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>>26824948
Sorry I meant this.>>26822775
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>>26825218
But that's a Spider-Man costume, not a sidekick or partner costume.
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>>26825247
How about Spiderman Noir?
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>>26825247
>>26825288
Even better The Bombastic Bagman!
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>>26825060
>You're taken aback by the offer.
>Sitting with her? And her friends?!
>That’s the biggest honor for any guy at Canterlot High!
“I’d love to!”
>Her face grows cheery.
>“Oh my gosh, I just know you’ll love my friends! They’re pretty odd, but once you get to know them, you’ll love ‘em.”
“...Do they bite?”
>Sunset is about to laugh…
>But freezes for a millisecond.
>“...DUCK!”
“Wait, wha--hwooaaa!”
>She yanks your under the booth’s table before you can register anything.
>That’s when the entire entrance of the cafe is obliterated by a FUCKING CAR.
“HOLY SHIT!”
>“Calm down, Anon!”
“Bitch, a car just got thrown at us and you’re telling me to calm down!? YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!”
>She slaps you.
>“Focus!”
>Ow...that...that was really strong…
>That slap felt more like a massive punch.
>Jesus, Sunset must be stronger than Brad!
>She grabs you by the shoulders.
>Dat grip…
>“I said calm down! I’m gonna see what happened…stay here.”
>Before she leaves, you grab her by the arm.
“Uh, what!? Are you out of your mind!?”
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>>26825288
Seconded. Get a good old snubnose revolver and we are in business
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>>26825013
Seconding this.
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>>26825376
>>26823144
Called it
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What about miguel o'hara? Spidey 2099?
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>>26825421
You really did you little shit.
Fuck you.
B-but fuck me first...

>>26825438
No. He's too based for my writing to do justice on.
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>>26825448
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>>26825448
Makes sense. Honestly i am perfectly content with your green. Great work thus far.
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*in Rarity voice*
Ideaaaaa!
How about, Anon gets captured by some mad scientist bad guy (dock ock, goblin, whatever) and they end up experimenting on him with the super soldier serum, then boom
Captain Amerinon
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>>26825023
hmm
let us begin the decision for Anon's freak accident related superpower:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>26825509
Utterly useless in New York
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>>26825509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Combat
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>>26825531
>create a valley in the middle of New York
>it's deeper than the marina trench
>enemies fall by the dozens
>granted, their's collateral damage
>BUT YOU WIN
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>>26825498
That's uh...totally not what I had planned...

>>26825542
Hilarious possibilities, but no.
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>>26825555
how about we give that power to rarity, I mean really, who the fuck else would pull off Dance Combat.
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>>26825509
Well this is...scary
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>>26825555
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Power_Immunity
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>>26825578
...I've seen this power once before
Memories, man, memories
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>>26825581
and then I rolled :
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Benefic_Force_Manipulation
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>>26825509
Every anon wishes they had this power
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>>26825596
>EOH grow EVEN STRONGER
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Ok>>26825509
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>>26825544
Don't need to worry about casualties anymore
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tableware_Weapon_Proficiency
>I shall attack you, WITH A SPOON!
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Anon is, the amazing....
RICOCHET
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>>26825509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Juggernaut_Momentum
I'm okay with this
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>>26825555
>After being struck by electricity while saving sunset from electro, anon awakes, discovering that he is now the fastest bloke alive
>Anon is...The Flash!
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>>26825683
>everyone thinks it's Flash Sentry
>the perfect cover
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>>26825669
>I'm the Juggernon, bitch!
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Pretty badass no lie
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>>26825498
Then who was the winter soldier?
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>>26825555
Anonymous is gone
There is only...
CARNAGE
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>>26825013
Why don't we flesh this out a bit? To manipulate metal like a liquid he needs to be in contact with it. and to maintain his power he needs to concentrate.
He can control the metal enough to create tools, claws, or even extend his own reach.
He may team up with electro from time to time and "fuse"
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>>26825768
Are you saying we turn anon into the T-1000?
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>>26825780
No, he's not made of metal. More like discount Magneto.
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>>26825509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Manipulation
A power fitting for the EQG universe.
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>>26825509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence
Pretty overpowered honestly
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Best choice
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>>26817866
>Derpy as the amazing bagman

happy laughs are being had!
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>>26825509
Oh fuck yes.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Possession
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>>26825509

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Instinct

Oh god

Sunset is gonna kill him
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>>26825509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Empowerment

Oh god, Anon gets possessed by the Phoenix Force. Is he a late blooming Empath/Telepath Mutant?
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>>26825509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence
Anon becomes the hero of Canterlot "Gary Stu".
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>>26825555
so have you decided between hero, anti-hero, or villain yet?
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When is beans coming back?
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>>26826342
Idk.
Here's a picture of Sunny when she's not web slinging
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>>26826246

The ultimate sidekick
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>>26826396
She's making me sling web
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>Beans right now
http://youtu.be/MFYHMfF4oIY
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>>26825509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
Anon is gonna fuck you up.
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>>26826538
>>26826120

DEATH BY SNU SNU!
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>>26826572
This is death by Snu Snu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_By_Sex
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>>26826582
Or Sunset wearing the venom suit.
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>>26826582
"Toxic Dick" was the first thing I thought after reading that article. Probably not the best power to have.
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>>26826396
>>26826414
>pic related

>>26826613
more like "Intoxicating Dick"
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>>26826582
>Known users
>Spider-Man not mentioned
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>>26826538

Anon advertises himself as a magic dick

Keeps being hired as a private investigator
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>>26826710
>>Daredevil not mentioned
FTFY
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>>26826718
Mr. Invisible pls.
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>>26826801
but only his penis
Anons big dick is invisible
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>>26826960
God damnit KH
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>>26827053
Anon gains the power of a keyblade master?
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(Here's a pic of sunset as Superior Spiderwoman)
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>>26827065
Well Disney owns Marvel now..
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R.i.p
Ultimate Comics
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>>26822135
>Literally Tomoko
It's hard to hate her.
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>>26827426
The ultimate series should if been kept alive in a separate universe like spidergwen. There were still plenty of stories to tell
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>>26822135
>she
I can see the manly chin and nearly 5 o'clock shadow they are sporting
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Haven't seen Beans or Shocker-non in awhile
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>>26827495
Oi vey goyim, are you saying you don't want to enjoy cultural enrichment?
Are you an evil NRA KKK trump supporting nazi Anon?
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>>26827718
Assume death to all.
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>>26828379
>>26827718

>That feel when you're trying to come up with ideas, and possibly incorporate Carnage Shimmer in a way that won't destroy the mood that you've set up
>That feel when you've instead blew most of your time reading Worm fanfics, despite not having actually read the original material itself
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"Ugh...can't believe I just got my ass handed to me by the dollar store version of Storm..."
>"Oh screw you! I'm totally better than her in every way!"
"I stand corrected."
>"Damn straight!"
"Store brand."
>"...You have officially entered 'the list'. I gotta go after your buddies, so don't go anywhere!"
"...Did...did I just trip a flag?

>AND THUS SHOCKER ANON TOTALLY TRIPPED RAINBOW DASH, AKA ZAPP'S FLAG.

"OH GOD DAMN IT!"
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Surprised no one has done the 60's spiderman cartoon shit with spider shimmer.
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>>26825509
this sounds interesting
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fext_Physiology
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>>26828969
Does Anon trigger the others flags? And what does Sunset do when she finds out?
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Xd
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>>26826293
Been up literally all of last night trying to write different pathes for Anon...no progress :_;

>>26825376
>The sound of cars colliding outside the building are loud, and with loud, heavy steps...
>“Whoever’s in this building, SHOW YOURSELF!”
>That voice!
>So familiar, but...it’s all robotic sounding….
>You see the shadow of a figure casting it’s way down the cafe’.
>Four long legs eem to be holding something.
>Or someone…?
>You hear police sirens arrive outside that seem to catch the attention of the attacker you’ve yet been brave enough to catch a glimpse at.
>...You peak out just a little and…
>HOLY SHIT
>What the hell!?
>A green trench coat covers most of the attacker, but it seems there is no shirt underneath it.
>The coat does, however, conceal the upper body of the maniac.
>The waist is wrapped in this weird metal thing, and out from her back are these...arms?
>They move around like mechanical tendrils of a kraken, but seem much more deadlier.
>Did you mention they were massie, too? Cause they are.
>In fact, the person’s not even touching the ground!
>The long arms just walk for her like some type of gigantic daddy longleg of hell.
>If you were to be honest, it looked pretty metal, but also dangerous.
>But aren’t all good things in life?
>The head of the attacker was concealed behind thick, black lab goggles, and her hair...was very pretty.
>Yes.
>Her.
>You can tell by when she moves, you see her breast bare and naked under her trench coat.
>Unf…
>That smooth, gray skin….


Be back later today. School sucks; would rathr write.
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>>26830064
You guys get it--r-right? Doc-Ock kinda sounds like Doc-Octavia so I...you know...
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>>26830097
There's already fanart of this, so I does make sense. Also good going with the story. Like the pacing but hope you're not going to write the whole plot of Spiderman 2.
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>>26830124
I'm literally making it up as I go, and that's weird for me, but expect a turn of events soon...hopefully in a Flash
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>>26830139
That's good. Hope to see some good stuff from you
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>>26830064
>>A green trench coat covers most of the attacker, but it seems there is no shirt underneath it.

this is a wardrobe malfunction just waiting to happen.
inb4 Anon saves poor naked maniac from sunset
Maniac, in turn, helps anon become a supervillain (whether he wants to or not)
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>>26830139
>mfw anon discovers his powers in front of Sunset
>now you have Flash-Anon and a very confused Sunset
>Should she tell him her true identity or should she keep it a secret till the final moment when it would matter

U-unf all this possibility plot
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>>26830509
I don't quite see the appeal of superspeed
no, an anon must have an useless power
or one with a catch
like invisibility, but only as long as he's able to hold his breath
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>>26830564
inner god but his alter ego is copmpletly nuts? (kinda ruthless in the use of its powers making things anon actually doesnt want to)
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World
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>>26830581
hmm, yes... but I don't quite see it working
anons only play support or teemo
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>>26830615
what do you mean by that?
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>>26825509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Violence_Aura
I am become /v/
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>>26830633
a crazy inner god might be fun, but from a storytelling perspective I don't know where it would go.
I also don't want for more wish fulfillment fantasies like some strong superpower.
the possibility of having sexytimes with sunset is the prospect I'm looking forward to, even if it doesn't happen
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>>26830675

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Communication

sounds fun
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>>26830564
>>26830139
What if Anon had a seemingly very useless power...like growing hair faster or hormone control...but it turns out he's an idiot with biological manipulation that hasn't explored his abilities.
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Shocker-Anon and Spider-Sunset flirt whenever they banter

Bystanders are very confused
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>>26831311
so he can make people extremely horny? doesnt sounds THAT useless
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>>26831519

He only uses his power to keep up with Sunset's stamina

And slowly make her bust bigger
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Anon should have no real super-power. The only 'power' he should have is the ability to see somebody's ass and to mesmerize it's shape, firmness, and softness with only a single glance
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>>26831555

While your trips are very convincing I must disagree

I would prefer either a support powersets or something that doesn't overshadow Sunset

Like daredevil or ironfist
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>>26831820
How about techno kinesis?
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>>26831891

I dont think moving techno music with his mind would probably be very useful

but I'd like to see his reaction to figuring out what his power is
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Does Spider Shimmer wear her spider suit when she has sex with Shocker Anon? And does she web him in a cocoon when she wants to cuddle?
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>>26824765
EQG: Civil War
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I want dad vandal savage to have unrealistic expectations for superhero gf
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>>26831945
I think he means control technology with his mind
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>>26831952

Yes

And when he's too tired to perform he uses the special vibrations
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>>26831982

I know

That was my horrible try at humor
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>>26831820
>Not wanting to be the Ass-man.
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>>26832015

Twilight: How did you know I was Ms Fantastic

Anon: I'd know that Ass anywhere

Twilight: ........
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>>26832045
Anon was once a hero using his ass based detective abilities to find out the identities of super villains. But became a villain himself once his sister got super-cancer. He had little success at first, but then the government and corporations started to use 'Ass' based security systems.
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>>26832085

Chrysalis: Damn you Anon! how do you always know!

Anon: That Ass always gives you away babe
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>>26832139
Who would Chrysalis be anyways? And the princesses for that matter?

More funny Shocker Anon stuff when?
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>>26832154
chryssalis is mystic (or how the name is written of that blue shapeshifter mutant)?
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>>26832173
Ok I know who you mean. Now the princesses? Would one of them be Nick Fury?
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>>26832221
Yes.
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>>26832235
Which one though? And is Shocker Anon affected by it in any way? Use this idea for a funny green
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>>26832274
Luna is Fury
Celery is Professor X
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>>26832284

So secretly evil?
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i just thought of something why not make anon nightcrawler (or was it nightscrawler?) or atleast give him teleportation as superpower
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>>26832306

BAMF
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>>26830064
Lewd aside, why would Doc Octave show up wearing just a trenchcoat over her naked body? The arms don't grant her any damage resistance. Even in the marvel comics, Doc Ock eventually ended up wearing an Iron Man-esque suit to compensate for his human fragility.
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>>26832318
so is the idea good or bad?
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>>26832284
Ok now Cadence and the CMC?
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>>26832284

Wait are they still the principal and vice principal?

Is luna jealous?

Does Anon daydream that Celery acts like Emma Frost?
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>>26832361
CMC would be best as Green Lanterns
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>>26832357

Well I like it but am not in charge
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>>26817866

How long has Spider-Shim been a thing? I've seen the art of the Mane Six as Spider-Men before but I didn't know there was green here about it.
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>>26832306
Melikes
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>>26832437
Recently a thing. Started last week to tell the truth
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>>26832453
Yeah started as just another Shimmer shitpost
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>>26832468

>A shimmer shitpost actually produced something good.

I almost can't believe it.
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>>26832518
I'm proud of myself too
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>>26832173
>Mystic
>not the skrull queen.
>Not considering changelings staying changelings.
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>>26832759
>Changelings = Skrulls
I can dig that.
So who are HYDRA?
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>>26832774
Starlight?
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>>26832774
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>>26817866
>saw the first thread before it hit 30 posts
>assumed it would die another shimmer shitpost thread and glossed over it
>get to reading it since this is the second one and the OP caught my eye
>mfw the whole time
I'm sitting here giggling like a child when I'm not popping boners over spiderhips.
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>>26832774
Let's have Flash Sentry as Ward
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I request Snowdrop as Daredevil
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What role do the sirens fit in this universe?
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>>26832899
Not sure yet. I don't even like human pone and hate the movies.

>>26832805
>jl8
Nice taste m8
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>>26832899
Are they a group of people with similar goals/ personalities? If so we got a Lantern Corp for that
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>>26832972
>hate the movies
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>>26830064
>She starts to speak loudly in an admittedly cute British accent...
>“I’m looking for the one they refer to as Spider-Woman! Whoever hands her to me may live to see tomorrow!”
>She waits for a response.
>She sighs.
“I know she’s here! I placed my tracker on her as of last night. Now I ask again...WHERE IS SHE!?”
>Shit, you and Sunset need to get outta here fast…
>...Oh my god, where did she go?
>WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE GO!?
>You peek your head out a little more and hope to spot her…
>No luck…
>...Did she just abandon you here?
>...After that heart to heart?
>...
>Ok, stay calm, Anon, you’re ok!
>You...You need to focus on escaping first.
>...or wait for this weird daddy long-leg freak to either walk away or find you.
>You sneak out from under the table as the long-armed attacker looks under the booths on the opposite side of the room.
>Slowly you tip-toe away and...
>...You step on the shattered glass of a window.
>Fuck.
>The long legged menace whirls around and growls through gritted teeth.
“Uh, hi?”
>You throat is met with the terribly cold metallic arm around your throat.
>You start choking as it lifts you closer to her face.
>She cracks a toothy grin.
>There’s a glint of perverse satisfaction in it.
>“Hello...handsome,” she says as another metal arm nears close to your face.
>It produces a long blade from it’s “palm,” ready to impale itself into your forehead.
>You proceed to fight for air and a way to escape.

>>26832991
If I did/do write them, they'd work together, but not as Lanterns. I have something more obscure in mind if I get to them...which I might not.
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>>26833063
>if I get to them...which I might not.

don't overload your story, keep it small and finish it. Then maybe make a continuation, but finish at least one story
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>>26832993
Eh, I shouldn't say HATE...but I watched the first 10 minutes of Equestria Girls and turned it off in disgust--and this was before people raved on it. I haven't seen it since and I keep as far away as I can from knowing about it. I only know how the first movie plays out and that's primarily on speculation.

Should I watch them? I could then post green, and when I finish the movies, give my thoughts as a screenwriter. I promise it wouldn't take away time from me posting green so it'd still be frequent as usual...
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>>26833063
Still the Lantern Corps are a good cop-out for super heroes
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>>26833107
meh, who cares about people being in character as long as sunset has amazing hips
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>>26833128
I love hips...but I love character too....

OH GOD WHAT DO I CHOOSE!??!?!?
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>>26833107
Seriously, though. What do you guys think of this?
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>>26833107
Yes
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>>26833150
just write her however, you surely be able to come up with an actual personality for her

pic related if anon gets powers
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>>26833150
I say continue what you're doing. It's working out so far.

Also Octavia doesn't know Anon right? She's trying to get Sunset time comes out right?
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>>26833150
HIPS
I
P
S
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>>26833168
>>26833177
>>26833178
>People not wanting to see their waifu portrayed accurately

I'm ashamed of you

Besides, how can you have hips if you don't have a waifu
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>>26833159
I think you're doing pretty good for going on 10 minutes of the movie and if you think you don't need to watch them, then go ahead and keep doing what you're doing.

They're all pretty generic and boring or the most part, the only thing I'd even remotely miss is zest and she's just rock!Vinyl
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>>26833214
>Thinking she has a personality in the movies.
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>>26833214
>Mysterio leaked origin
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>>26833214
>implying sunset is mai waifu
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>>26833214
I never said character over hips. Do both
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>>26833226
>Thinking anyone in the show has a personality
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>>26833168
>Implying Sunset doesn't have a personality
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>>26833107
>>26833128
>>26833150
>>26833164
>>26833168
>>26833177
>>26833178
>>26833214
>>26833223
>>26833226
>>26833242

Where did I say specifically that Sunset doesn't have a personality?

I mean, I don't know her character's personality because I haven't watched the movies, but I never said she didn't have one...did I?
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>>26833270
I just wanna see how Sunset acts when she's SpiderWoman
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>>26833270
I want to web inside Phoenix horse
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>>26833270
I never said she didn't have a personality.
I just want more photos of Spider hips.
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>>26833270
no, I did
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>>26833270
I wasn't trying to imply you said she had no personality. You've just got post EqG sunset down because she's generally pretty "safe" as a character goes. Some things you could touch on more is her being intelligent or having some of her "bad bitch" attitude flare up when she's mentally stumped on something, or her slightly lingering guilt complex.
This is just shit off the top of my head I remember vaguely. I gave the movies one shot.
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>>26833063
http://youtu.be/Psdl5xRmrZ0
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>THESHOCKER has entered the chat
>THESHOCKER: gais
>THESHOCKER: halp
>THESHOCKER: I've apparently become an MC for a shitty quest thread, and I'm practically drowning in ass and titties!
Teh Rhino: Have you considered suicide?
Teh Rhino: But out of sheer morbid curiosity, who'd you bag this time?
>THESHOCKER: Try the whole Power Ponies crew.
>Teh Rhino: ...If I didn't know you any better, I'd swear you were fucking with me.
>Teh Rhino: Honestly, I'm torn between feeling as salty as the ocean, and laughing my ass off at yer' predicament.
>Teh Rhino: So, how'd that happen?
>THESHOCKER: Well, it started when I mouthed off to Zapp, and only snowballed from there....
>THESHOCKER: Actually, before I go on, how come no else is commenting on my situation?
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: Well, you tend to spin such wondrous tales, that the audience has no recourse but to sit there and listen, sweetie.
>THESHOCKER: Well, that makes se--
>THESHOCKER: Oh fuck.
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>>26833294
Already written. Be patient like a man waiting to hear if has cancer.

>>26833299
Drawfags, please?

>>26833321
I already have her guilt complex down. It's an important feature to her story and other things...
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>>26833226
You just obviously just don't give a shit about her, Anon

She's intelligent
She's ambitious
She likes to get out into the field rather than sit around reading books like Twilight
She's observant so is usually the first one to notice when crazy shit is going down and is also the first one to look into it
She's a motherfucking magical unicorn in a human body for crying out loud
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>>26833330
More when and how did Anon get the others?

>>26833344
Also love the story and can wait
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>>26833063
>“Now you wouldn’t happen to know where that wretched Spider-Woman is, would you? If you tell me now I’ll consider making you...” she nears your face to her own with her mechanical arm and licks your cheek seductively, “...my pet.”
>...Boner.
>Boner, stop please.
“I-I don’t know…” you croak.
>She frowns.
“...Pity.”
>The arm with the blade is about to pierce you.
>You wince as you legitimately think this it it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkDRwiueWb4
>A thick, strand of some sort of web yanks the arm away from you.
>Distracted by this, your attacker drops you.
>“Spider-Woman…”
>You look to see where the webbing came from and…
>Oh my god…
>That’s her…
>Spider-Woman stands with her hands on her heavenly hips.
>Good lawdy them hips....
>Your heart beats longingly rather than out of fear…
>She folds her arms and takes a sassy stance at the mechanical armed terror.
>“You know, I’m familiar with the term “crashing in” but this is kinda ridiculous, Doc-Ock.”
>Her voice is a lot smoother than you thought it’d be.
>Younger sounding too.
>A bit higher and faster than Sunset’s own, but just as nice to hear if not a bit more feisty.
>The trench-coated villain growls.
>“I told you my name is NOT ‘Doc-Ock’ you insufferable welp! It is Doctor Octopus!”
>Spider-Woman scoffs.
>“Pssh, Doc-Ock, Crockpot--it’s all the same, right? Huh. Kinda like your outfit. You know, I’d reeaaallly invest in wearing a shirt under that jacket because right now, I can see your boobs. Just sayin’. Like, feel free to keep not wearing one either, ‘cause I’m totally cool with that too. Probably as cool as him.”
“...me?”
>“Is there anyone else left in this restaurant?
>‘Doc-Ock’ yells in frustration.
>“STOP IGNORING ME!”
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>>26833478
Did I write the dialogue well for Spidey?
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>>26833500
I'd say yes
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>>26833500

Yeah as long the smart talk happens at intervals and not every single time spidey opens her mouth unless she has something good to say
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>>26833063
"I'm scareroused."
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>>26833478
I want to web inside Doctor Octipus
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>>26833532
I almost used this line...
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>>26833478
I kinda feel like Photo Finish would've been a better choice for doc ock since she's German and already wears funny goggles
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>>26833562
But I don't want to write about her tits!
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>>26833527
This. Pete shittalks every OTHER time he opens his mouth.
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>>26833527
>>26833573
Don't worry, there's a moment where we see she's actually putting on a facade as Spidey.
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>>26833478
>With that, she sweeps a load of wooden chairs from any tables at Spider-Woman.
>She acts fast.
>Too fast.
>She jumps and maneuvers herself so that literally none of the chairs hit her, and lands as gracefully as a ballerina.
>That is until her leg is snatched by Doc.
>Slamming her into the wall, the villainess laughs maniacally as her nemesis shouts in pain.
>You’re about to run out of there and let the cops outside help you out, but…
>This is Spider-Woman! She’s your personal hero.
>And here she is, getting thrown like a ragdoll by a chick with robot tentacles.
>You gotta help her…
>You throw a glass from a table at the villain.
>Without her even looking, it’s caught by an arm.
>Doc turns around and glares at you right before she throws a metallic punch for Spider-Woman’s face.
>“Oh…You like to play rough, huh?”
>Gulp.
>You start to run for cover, but the claws of an arm snaps your shirt collar in its grasp like a snake latches its fangs to a rat.
>Thankfully it tears, and you fall with a thump.
>You try making a dash to the right, but a metal arm stomps in front of you.
>Try for the left...same result.
>She looms over you with a smile that makes you think…
>“I’ve seen waaay too much hentai to know where this is going, so I’ll just ask you to stop right there.”
“...That’s what I was gonna say.”
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>>26833597
>Oh my god you and her kinda sorta finished each other’s sentences!
>Spidey made herself into the human sling-shot with a large band of web across the sides of the large broken window from the entrance.
>She then launches herself as swooshes.
>Before she makes contact, she readies a fist from below.
>“SHOOOOORYUKEN!”
>The force of the punch causes Doc Ock to rocket out the back of the establishment where cop cars stand ready, still surrounding the building.
>Before the cops or Spidey can do anything, she regains her footing.
>“You win this time, Spider-Woman...but know that not only shall I return, but I’ll rule the day with a vengeance more swift than even your arachnoid abilities cannot comprehend!”
>With that, her metallic arms all jump to the roof of a short building…
>And another…
>And another…
>And fuck she got away.
>You stand inside the building, looking at Spider-Woman from the broken wall as the police face her.
>One of them rabs their megaphone and tells her to freeze, but she sighs and webs it shut.
>Her posture takes a different stance now--one with more guilt?
>She runs back into the building to escape from the entrance where this all began…until she sees you.
>When she does that, she returns to looking more pompous and cheeky in the way she stands.
>“Sorry ‘bout that, kid. By the way--I don’t recommend throwing glasses at a big-baddy unless you’re asking for trouble…” she blows you a kiss, “...but it /was/ kinda nice of you. See ya, cutie!”
>She runs out and leaps onto a police car’s hood and off of it like a spring.
>While in the air, she lets loose a long strand of web and slings away.
>...
“Muh heart...”
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>>26833597
This isn't going to go into whedon tiers of "everybody's got snark" is it?
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>>26833631
No, it's not. Quips can be fun, but not if they're overused and executed the same. This is nothing more than her talking as Spidey.
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>>26833500
smooth as silk
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>>26833478
>You will never be Doc-Ock's pet.
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>http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0
Gonna take a break for a while, check my pastebin that's updated to the latest green and stuff.

http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0
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>>26833660
Although I wish I didn't...
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>>26833687
God Speed Beans god speed.
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>>26833700
Cindy Moon?
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>>26833687
>It's not updated to the latest green
You had one job, Beans
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>>26833687
Oh shit, you wrote that godzilla one?
Did you use a trip for that, I can't remember.
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>>26833718
You sure about that laddy? Here's the last one I posted...>>26833623
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>>26833737
You mean the one where Godzilla rapes a giant Twilight Sparkle who is obsessed with Anon in an uncontrollable heat as Anon himself watches from the roof of a building?
Yeah.
That was me.

I also did this under the name "Fui"
http://pastebin.com/TD8X9hTs
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>>26833773
Yep, that's the one.
I fucking loved it. Had quite the giggle m8
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>>26833687
Great update! For not having seen the EQG movies you are making an awesome job. Although maybe seeing the movies will give you more ideas as to which characters include and how to flesh them out in the long run.
Just sayin'
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>>26833805
See >>26833107


In fact, I'll watch the first one right now!
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>>26833812
>Hey, hey, everybody
>We've got something to say
>We may seem different as the night is from day
>But you look a little deeper and you'll see
>That I'm just like you and you're just like me, yeah!
I like these movies more than I should
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>>26833812
Cool Beans! They may get silly at times but they aren't that bad.
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>>26833901
I'm can't believe it took us this long to fucking say that.
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>>26833812
Just know that the second one is the best, and the third one is the worst
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>>26833918
But the third one is the best
To be honest
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>>26833914
I've been waiting A LOT to say it.
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>>26833901
>>26833914
>>26833918
>>26833938
>>26833947
You do all know I turned the first one off at 10 minutes in because I was disgusted by it, right? I'm not really looking forward to it...but I want to be informed so I can write this story better.
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>>26833979
Starting it now...
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>>26833478

So Sunset is into women too?

Anon just got even more competition
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>>26834083
Not sure myself. I think she's tempted to, but won't admit it to herself...as Spidey though, she wants to sort of intimidate. It's kinda like her jokingly saying "drop the soap".

As herself though, she's just fighting some urges...
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>>26834014
It begins...
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>>26833979
>disgusted
Explain
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>>26833938
This is true
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>>26834127
The first movie is at least 95% garbo and objectively the worst in every regard
Your disgust is expected
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>>26834195
At first I gave the first movie a 7
After another watch, I give it an 8 for these raisins:
>Catchy as fuck songs
>Evil Sunset is hot
>Peanut butter crackers
>Pinkie's fourth wall breaks
>sailor moon
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>>26834145
I'm a writer, and when I'm writing something I put effort in, I put emotion into my characters. Because of this, I am intune with the characters in another media. For example, I can break down why Rainbow is such a cunt in five words: She wants to be important. She always has, and feels she isn't recognized enough. In order to compensate this, she seeks to be the best, and tells herself she is. Twilight is similar in that she wants to do her best...but more because she has anxiety issues. Despite that, Twilight is a very competent character who learned to break out of her shell and rose to the occasion because she's a responsible and intelligent pony. I can't put it into words on how you grow to understand these characters--you just do. You start to get a feeling for what they would and wouldn't do, and your mind as a writer elaborates on that.

In Equestria Girls, the characters are NOT themselves. I'll explain why as I watch it.
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>>26834238
>She wants to be important
But she's already literally the most important character in the show
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>>26834289
You mean Dash? Cause that's not the case...
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A weird thing Hasbro did that I spotted...
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>>26834238
>Twilight
Skiddly bopty boo
>Ponk
Xdddddddddddd
>Dash
Slightly less than top cunt
>Rarity
DARLING
>AJ
Appul
>Fluttershy
*incoherent mumbling*
They seem pretty in character to me
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>>26834223
Dude, the first movie is abysmal in terms of writing, characterization, and even animation. It's one of the worst things of the series overall by far.

The second movie did better, but had way too much pointless shit stuffed into it so that the bronies would cream themselves that could been used to fix how terribly the m6 were portrayed or given more depth to the villains or anything else that would've had some kind of merit.

The third movie has fixed a lot of these flaws and portrays the characters that we already know extensively better than how they were in the past two and doing okay with two of the newer ones. The other newer ones were flat and irrelevant, but I'd much rather that have happened than having the entire M6 be bastardized and turned into shallow assholes like they were previously. The plot was much more engaging and the antagonists were on screen long enough for you to fully understand their mindset and goals.

Overall:
EqG 3/10 (even that feels generous)
RR 6.5/10
FG 8/10
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>>26834298
Season 5 finale kinda confirmed that she is
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>>26834116

Am sure she will never be tempted

>hours later

Sunset: I can't believe that just happened

Black Cat: Mmmmmmm believe it cutie, now how about seconds?
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>>26834365
Don't give me ideas....
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>>26834349
Your opinion is wrong though
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>>26834349
The m6 were portrayed as assholes because they were under the siren spell
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GOAT Spidy song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpLKwwcvvlE
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>>26834311
I'm quite surprised at the opening of EQG...I mean, the first shot of the movie starts out with some unique symbolism by the animators (I'm not giving the writers any credit yet...).

Will be looking for more symbolism from now on.
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>>26834399
Jon CJG has some competition in the sarcasm department
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>>26834399
The symbolism goes deeper...
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>>26834423
Will the other Rainbooms be heroes and will there be another villain or two in your story
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>>26834423
>it feels too much like the showwww
>it doesn't feel like the show we loooove
Everyone's a critic
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>>26834397
>sponsored by Dr Pepper
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>>26834445
I didn't say it's bad though, just nothing of cinematic notice yet. It is only the beginning, too, so I'm waiting to see how it plays out.

To be honest, I'm kind of liking it so far...

>>26834423
...Fluttershy's dialogue is shit, but that's nothing new.
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>>26834389
No, they were portrayed as assholes in that they would end their friendships over something stupid and trivial and then in the next movie treated the person that was entrusted to them like a third wheel and spent the whole movie bickering over pointless shit even before the sirens had them under their spell
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>>26834467
Unroll...more like ROLL OUT
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>>26834467
Human Fluttershy is better than pony Flutters.
I don't know why I think that, but I do
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>>26834484
They're both trash now honestly
Fluttershy hasn't been good since Season 1
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>>26834397
You don't know how much I miss these movies...
The random Bruce Campbell cameos...
The comic bookey style.
Spiderman beating the living hell out of everyone (not like those wimpy fights in amazing Spiderman)
Better uncle Ben and aunt may.
Better Peter Parker portrayal.
Jk Simmons.
Epic soundtrack.
Why did it have to get rebooted? Twice?
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>>26834491
I think Fluttershy episodes have a tendency to be awesome...then fall flat in the final minutes once she forgets the bravery lesson and becomes wimpy again
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>>26834517
Because our dreams were meant to die.
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>>26834530
To me it just seems as if the staff has no idea what to do with her now. In season 1 Fluttershy was at least funny and made witty comments, but now she's just cute and we're supposed to pity her at all times. They've even tried to fix this by giving her tons of gimmicks like her relationship with Discord and the whole Flutterbat thing, but they've mostly fallen flat.
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>>26834546
I do have high hopes for Tom Holland Spidey tho.
He has the young Peter look, and sounds exactly how I'd picture a younger Peter Parker to sound
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>>26834476
Fuckin' Rara
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>>26834559
I remember the end and how they teased that she's still a vampire
Then during the dream episode they let us know that they still remember it...but had no idea where they were going with it
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>>26834517
>Playing the old Spider-Man movie vidya
>Bruce Campbell making smart-ass comments as the game progresses.

Good times.
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>>26834591
>Bruce eating a fucking Sandwhich while he tutorials you
>"Ok, so-oh shit, those guys are robbing a store!"
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>>26834573
That's Twilight's lesson in this movie, really
She learns a bit about what it means to lead and becomes a bit more comfortable with her wings after being forced to spend a few days in a body that's completely alien to her.
That doesn't mean that she learned how to fly, though, so it makes sense for her to suck at it during the S4 premiere
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>>26834573
I'm gonna write a full summary and stop screencapping when I finish watching this movie. So far it seems pretty good. But they haven't crossed the mirror yet.

>>26834619
Really? Man I should give this movie a second chance.

I'll be back in an hour, Anons. I have a movie to watch!
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>>26834628
I just wanna say something about Flash Sentry.
I don't hate him.
I don't like him either.
I have no opinion of him.
His only purpose is to hit on twilight and make random cameos in season 4.
Maybe I would actually have an opinion of him if hasbro decides to give him some development in eg4
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>>26833623
Just as Anon and Spider-Woman's "totally not a relationship" relationship blossoms, his friendship with Sunset's gonna end up suffering, most likely because of her actions, huh? I mean, Anon was clearly hurt because he believes that Sunset abandoned him after that heart to heart, and the fact she's literally his only friend makes me think the guy's got self-esteem issues...

I mean, it's bound to happen; Sunset's Spider-Woman, therefore, she's inherited the EQG equivalent of Parker Luck. All it takes is one slip of the tongue, or for Anon to hear something that he could easily misinterpret and BOOM, Parker Luck strikes again.
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>>26834655
Peter finally hit his high point in Spiderman 2 though.
And stole John Jameson's waifu
>>
Whether you love or hate Equestria girls
This remix is friggin awesom
http://youtu.be/y6nPLocf9IA
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>>26834653
Frankly, I dislike stories that paint "Brad" in a negative light "just because". Yeah, he's a blank slate, but outside of Rainbow Rocks, he's not a bad guy. His character's as flat as a board, yeah, but I see him more as the kind of guy that annoys you, but you can't bring yourself to really hate him because he's so damn NICE to you.
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>>26834730
Nope
Pretty much all of the music from the first movie was trash
The only one that I'd even consider "good" is A Friend For Life
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>>26834755
Opinion noted.
>>
I haven't seen a community rift this big since the Superhuman Registration Act
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The only Spider-Woman
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>>26834795
Gas the muties.
On an unrelated note, these stories are making me want to see what Mayday's comics are like.
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>>26834610
>Spider-Man 2
>Touch hint marker
"Are you following me?"
"Well stop it or I'll have you arrested."
>That's the hint.
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>>26833150
>
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>>26833330

>THESHOCKER: Trixie, I can explain this.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: And I'm sure you will.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: But if you think I'm cowed by having to audition against six more girls, let alone the Power Ponies, for the starring role in your heart, you are quite mistaken.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: Now please.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: Continue.
>THESHOCKER: ...Well, since you insist...

Will try to fill in how Shocker Anon managed to actually gain Dash's affections later.
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>>26818135
Roommate story guy checking in.
Update soon, might have two updates tonight, depends on how long I get stuck playing Eternal Crusade for.
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>>26834836
I'm sure it'll be quite the SHOCKING revelation
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>>26834885
>Ron Stoppable
>Uses a pic of ultimate kidpool

Will Friedle, we know it's you.
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>>26834836
I've come up with a new theory.
If you've noticed, the vocabulary has changed a bit in the year 2099. Instead of saying "fuck" everyone says "shock"
They do this because of the legends passed down from the old days. Of how Shocker managed to have sex with everyone superhero/villain chick he met. Now in his honor, the people of the future say Shock, instead of fuck.
>"Pal, you got, Shocked!"
>"Dude, I shocked my girlfriend so hard last night"
>"Holy shock!"
>>
Reminder that this is cannon to spiderman:
>A tipping point occurs when Spider-Man apprehends him and seems to not take him seriously. Enraged, Shocker defeats Spider-Man and is about to finish him off when a Scourge imposter intervenes, causing Shocker to flee.
>The Deadly Foes of Spider-Man #1-3
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>>26835026
>literally the only thing that stopped spiderman from dying was a deus-ex-machina in the form of Scourge, who apparently wasn't even the real deal
>>
http://youtu.be/Lt56jutf1vk
(Tips octo-fedora)
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>>26834836
>After Sunset acquired the venom suit
http://youtu.be/TWRjsqoSWTI
>>
(I wonder what Beans thinks of Equestria girls)
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>>26835114
Spidy Sunny on her period.
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>>26835315
Well hist first "review" post was almost 2 hours ago, so I think we'll be hearing about that one shortly.

Or he'll watch all 3 in one shot and give us an entire review after.
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>>26835349
>>26835390
You guys remember that time Jonah Jameson became Spiderman?
http://youtu.be/aRhze-CEdcU
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>>26835416
This would be FAR skeevier if he wore Spider-Woman's suit.

Like holy fuck, yo.
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>>26834116
>dykeshit

Fucking no thank you, sir.
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>>26835416
He looks like he's having fun.
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>>26835484
She's not a dyke as much as she's denying shit. She's still attracted to males.

>>26835315
...No comment.
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>>26835484
>getting this triggered over the purest and best form of love
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>>26835505
>inb4 he completely shits on it in final review
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>>26835543
God I fucking hate that fucking image
Every time I see it I get pissed off because of that one faggot who's been spamming it every fucking day for the past year with some effortless gibberish attached to it
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>>26835563
>tfw that image and all the stupid bullshit that's been attached has given me a cute little headcanon personality where she's just a pest constantly trying to get anon's attention with something new every day
>tfw that actually made me loosen up about sunset
Well that, AlexanderGrey, and Faggot13 helped.
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>>26835513
Found two homes that will gladly adopt you.

>>>/u/
>>>/trash/
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I'll....I'll be back later...
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>>26835743
Are you going to throw up in your disgust of the movie?
Can I watch?
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>>26835743
You better be
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>>26835484
>She comes from a world where 3/4 of the population is female.
>Implying that most mares never experimented because of that ratio.
>>
So, what are the odds that the rest of Sunset's friends, SciTwi and the other five, know about Sunset's superpowered extracurricular activities?

Going off of >>26834655 , it would make sense, because Parker Luck. Sunset reveals her secret identity to Anon, they repair their relationship, get closer, and then one of them, either Pinkie or Dash, lets slip that the six of them knew about her being Spider-Woman a lot longer than Anon has, not only shattering any illusions that he's got something special with Sunny because she told him her secret identity, but also showing him that he was not the only one she told, or even the first one she told.

Meanwhile Sunset just doesn't know what went wrong.

Parker Luck; NOT EVEN ONCE.
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>>26835743
Well don't keep us in too much suspense, was it everything you thought?
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>>26835743
>(Yes! He likes it)
http://youtu.be/pC2VcmnE11w
(Why do I even like it?)
>(Because the songs are catchy as hell and Rarity's got dem hips)
>(Also, because they're actually really enjoyable)
(Oh right. Thanks brain voices)
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>>26835805
Nay, the reveal must be dramatic. In the heat of the moment. Like this!
http://youtu.be/kPTiZTCRN9o
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>>26835743
Fuck
*in Italian accent
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Stomp your hooves
Turn around!
(What am I doing with my life)
Hands up now
We're sending a message to the crowd!
(Screw it. It's awesome and no one can tell me different)
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>>26835743
Has criticism gone too far
>>
Guys? Hello?
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>>26836474
yes, this is anon
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>>26836497
I'm sorry, can you speak directly into the vagina? I can't hear you very well
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>>26836577
Sorry the cunt that I am using is really crusty.
>"Hey!"
>>
Just so you guys know, I'm still here. Kinda.

I need to think.
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>>26836699
Need any help?
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>>26836699
I understand
After witnessing such an incredible masterpiece of cinema like Equestria Girls one must take time for function to return to their brain after it being completely blown away by its sheer quality
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>>26836699
Good things, I hope?
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>>26836699
Ok

http://youtu.be/XqnbYUG6Bn8
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>>26836699
I feel like something's about to happen.
If you thought it was shitty you would've said it already
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>>26836734
>Sheer quality
The first time I watched it I got sheer cringe-worthy tears of joy and asphalt.

Is that the appropriate reaction for a human being?
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>>26836699
To be honest I thought anon would have taken pictures of the entire situation and become known as the bugle's gravure photographer of super heroines. This would, somehow, get him into trouble.
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>>26837017
Yes. Not sure about the asphalt though
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Gotta keep it alive
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>>26837017
You mean tears of anguish, right?
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Did everyone die?
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>>26837476
No
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So, I might've bitten off more than I can chew with Shocker Anon somehow getting the Mane 6. I'm struggling to write out Rainbow Dash's, for crying out loud! Actually tempted into retconning that into not happening, and yet I still want to try. Guh.
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OK, my thoughts on the first EQG film, ladies and gents...
The film starts fine enough. It opens with Twilight Sparkle and the gang arriving in the Crystal Empire. This is because Twilight has her first princess summit. Something to immediately note is how Twilight feels about being a princess. She states that she’s actually not proud of her status as the newest Princess. Once they arrive in Cadences castle and meet all other three princesses, they’re sent off to bed for reasons…

As Twilight prepares to hit the hay (no pun intended) she looks at her mirror and puts on the crown--symbolism for what’s to happen later involving crowns and mirrors. She looks at herself, and sighs. It doesn’t feel right, and she just wants to be normal again. THis is kind of sad to be honest, and I’m left feeling for her. She’s been forced into a position of power that she never asked for, and now has to hold it with pride. Realistically probably just wants to keep her life simple as a happy librarian, but now she’s forced to adapt to this new way of living! This is such an important point in Twilight’s entire life! A little librarian is now a fucking princess! You can make a whole SEASON of that type of struggle, or at LEAST make it a side arc in a season. This beginning part of the movie should have been just that, and go on from there….

As she struggles to go to sleep because of her wing boners and the thoughts of sexy times, a nigger steals her crown, and after Twilight walking with her friends, they give chase after her, but the hooded nigger gets away when she walks through a mirror.
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>>2683487
Here's your dose of mediocre green until beans and Shocker return with the good stuff.

>Mornings.
>They suck.
>They suck at least 3x harder when you sleep on a couch.
>You are Anon, and you hate mornings.
>With effort far and beyond what it should require you raise yourself from the couch and rub the crust from your eyes.
>It's at this moment that your less than 100% functional brain begins asking the big questions.
>"What is the average flight speed of a laden swallow."
>And.
>"Why the fuck are we sleeping on the couch?"
>Both are excellent quandaries, only one of which you know the answer to.
"Because Sunset is sleeping in our bed brain."
>"Why?"
>Responds your ornery grey matter.
"Because she's actually Spider-Woman and got her clock cleaned last night."
>Your brain ponders this for a moment.
>"Implying that wasn't a dream."
>Rebukes your brain.
>He's got you there.
>Sunset being the city's local heroine?
>That's the biggest load of bologna you've heard in a long time.
>It had to have simply been a leftover pizza and Anime fuelled dream.
>Right?
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>>26837881
The nigger is apparently a horse with magnificent hips, and escaped from Equestria to Earth through a magic mirror that can only transport you every thirty moons. We learn this via Celestia telling the mane six this, and now they say that Twilight must retrieve the crown by going to the other side of the mirror or else the elements of harmony are useless without it, thus leaving Equestria unprotected. This is where the symbolism lead to. The catch is if she doesn’t get back in three day’s time, she’ll have to wait another thirty moons to go back home. She of course volunteers, but before she goes, her friend intervene saying that they too want to join her because they are her friends. Celestia orders them not to, because if they go with Twilight, then the orders of that world will reach a massive level of chaos that will make it impossible for Twilight to retrieve the crown.


...Where do I begin?

In the very first episode of this fucking show, we learn that friendship and harmony are one with magic, and that the elements themselves are pretty much the mane six, not the objects. In fact, the elements were destroyed by Nightmare Moon, but brought back when Twilight came upon this realization. I don’t think the actual OBJECTS are what’s responsible for the magic. If anything, I believe characters themselves are responsible for their appearance. The elements didn’t work in the first of the Discord episodes because there was no harmony, friendship, and thus no magic. Why do you need a CROWN to make the element when it should be the element itself that makes the crown!? It’s ridiculous!

Secondly...why not let the mane 6 go!? If they fail, it won’t be any worse than if only Twilight doesn’t return! Literally all they have to do is be smart and not die. Speaking of which, no one’s life is endangered during this plan...so what’s there to lose? If you don’t make it back in time, just wait another thirty moons, and voila!

2/?
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>>26837888
Ok...so yeah, Twilight goes through the portal and finds Spike is...a dog. I...I...can’t even. He’s a fuckin’ slave. No denyin’ now, he’s been a slave. If I will be honest, though, his design as a dog looks much better than that of a dragon. Like, it translates really well!

When Twilight realizes she’s a human, she freaks. It’s very over-the top and when watching it, you then realize that this is no longer going to be enjoyable. Right when she turns human, it wastes no time to start pandering to the lowest denominator of little girls. The dialogue becomes simpler, the colors brighter, and so on. When she did shit like call the School a castle, it made me cringe. Bitch knows what a school is! She reads fucking books! Some of it is admittedly cute, especially the expressions on Twilight’s face, but the writing is terrible! Twilight doesn’t know what a glass door is? Are you shitting me!? This just took someone who is a protector of a whole nation, saved it twice with the fucking power of friendship...and she walks into a glass door. I mean, yeah, she’s quirky, but she’s not a literal fucking retard!

Twilight gets spooked when she’s in the building and people start walking and shit. Then she bumps into Flash. He tells her to be more careful and walks off. No chemistry.

About Flash...
I HATE him...but his voice actor is great. I don’t know why, but I kinda feel like he should’ve voice Shining Armor instead instead of this hollow shit-head. His acting’s not bad, either, but still...he stole my waifu, and for that I….I….fuck you Flash.
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>>26837894
After a lame song/montage of Twilight being a fuckup, she hears someone yelling rudely at a shyer, more timid student. This rude girl yelling has hips that make even Aphrodite jealous, and when Twilight confronts her, we see it was Sunset Shimmer, master of the hips, that was yelling at the Fuckershy from this weird human world. Neither know it is the other though, until Sunset leaves after making Twilight git rekt reel gud, when the human Fluttershy says that was Sunset! Twilight then asks and finds out that Shimmer indeed still has the crown,and--in a painfully forced homage to the first episode--introduces herself to Fluttershy who answers in a whisper...like in the first episode. It wouldn’t be that bad if it were paced better, but you can tell it was more of an afterthought, and that’s the problem.

After that “homage” she asks Fluttershy where to find the crown. Apparently Principal Celestia has it...and when we meet her, I gotta admit….she’s not all bad. I mainly attribute that to Nicole Oliver’s great delivery and acting as Principal Celestia, because she actually feels more relatable and fleshed out for some odd reason. And ass. Gotta love the ass.

Prinicipal Celestia tells Twilight that in order to get the crown, you must win the Fall Formal and be crowned Fall Formal Princess. The Fall Formal is a dance party the school has year round--like the Grand Galloping Gallop but for kids and faggots. Twilight then realizes that she herself must partake in this to win the crown.

Later, at lunch, Twilight asks this alternate Fluttershy how to enter the Fall Formal and become the Fall Formal Princess. Apparently she has to ask the Party Planner.

It’s Pinkie Pie. Whoopie. After a joke about her handwriting that was way too focused on itself, we learn that Applejack (who brings in fizzy cider with Big Mac for the party) and Pinkie hate Fluttershy because she’s a “meanie”...
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>>26837898
Then, Sunset comes in and graces the screen with her hips...and alongside them Snips & Snails...Are you shitting me? Those fucking shits? It doesn’t help they’re written as the most cliche henchmen as possible. Yes, that’s right. Henchmen. Sunset Shimmer has two henchmen of Snips & Snails. I want to die, but my soul would still find no peace in death because of this garbage.

Sunset decides to be a bitch and demands the Fall Formal to be in her vision. Why people listen to her, I don’t know, but they just do. When Shimmer hears that Twilight is running for Fall Formal Princess, she gets triggered like a tumblrina.

The two eventually have a confrontation and growl. Sunset reveals that when you bring an element of harmony to another world, shit happens. What that shit is, she doesn’t reveal...because reasons. Again. When they part ways, Sunset demands Snips and Snails to stalk Twilight so they can find some dirt on her “like that last girl”. Why she says the last part, I don’t know, but it’s just bad writing, and unfortunately it’s all that’s left in this world….

Ok, the bit where Trixie gets peanut butter crackers is good, but then the shit plot rears up again…
And Cheerilee thinking Twilight is an autist who thinks computers are magic was kind of deserving of a chuckle (if only because of Cheerilee’s jadedness).
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>>26837886
>"Fact check that shit nigga."
>Says your brain.
>With a sigh of exasperation you make your way to your bedroom door and place your hand on the knob.
>The DOOR knob.
>Get your minds outta the gutter, come on.
>Opening the door slowly, you perk inside.
>There's Sunset, lying in your bed in her super suit.
>"Yep."
>Brain says.
>"You were right."
"Damn skippy!"
.
..
...
>And that's when it hits you.
>The realization slams into your worldview faster than a locomotive!
>Your roommate is a superhero.
>What.
>The.
>Fuck?!
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>>26837902
The next several minutes pass with Snips and Snails recording Twilight being a goof in the library. It’s stupid, predictable, and not funny. Pretty much the same shit we’ve seen of Twilight being a dumb fuck. When that’s finished, we see Spike show his intelligence. He’s already prepared a bed of books for Twilight, and tells her that she needs to focus on making friends to save the day. Now before I go on how stupid it is that Twi doesn’t know this...Spike is actually smarter as a dog. He’s like Penny Gadget in Inspector Gadget, you know? But the fact that Twilight: Princess of Friendship, doesn’t remember what is essentially the FIRST LESSON IN THE FUCKING SHOW!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? THIS CAN’T BE TWILIGHT!!!

My problem is they take a competent character who is going through mind boggling changes and dumbing her down and forcing her into a story of “being the new girl”. How can you genuinely like something so corporately manipulated! None of this feels fleshed out creatively. When I watch this, there’s a feel of it being processed like a machine. Think of the source material as a homemade brownie...and this movie as a factory-made box of cosmic brownies. I’m not going to act like the actual show isn’t manipulated for cash, either, but this movie just reeks of it like rotten fish!

Anyways...she wakes up the morning and finds all the shit recorded of her on “Totally not Youtube” and is a laughing stock of the school. Rarity meets Twilight and tries to disguise her in private (what) but Pinkie and AJ come in with Fluttershy. They all agrue on ways to help Twi, but she gets them to realize that Sunset set them all up because she’s a bitch. They all agree to team up and persuade Rainbow Dash after ANOTHER POINTLESS MONTAGE OF TWILIGHT BEING RETARDED. Then, lol, it was just a joke, and Twi’s got real spirit...so Dash helps. It’s stupid because this whole fucking movie is.
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>>26837912
With the whole team together, they devise the famous Cafeteria Song.

It’s perfect. The animation is fluid, the music is catchy, the imagery is appropriate, and it’s true to the characters and the feeling of the show--yet in a different environment without feeling forced into it. If the rest of the movie were a fun and silly musical that just let itself loose with creativity like this one song, I would not writing over three pages of my deep hatred for this film. I think this whole cafeteria song and the opening scenes in Equestria are what really could have been, bth deserving their own stories to tell. Instead we have a forced film made to trick children into thinking of highschool as a fun “hip” experience and that being a teenager who’s modern is “#swaggy”.

We find that the plan worked, and everybody is in high spirits--school spirits, that is. Then Shimmer comes a-knockin’ on Luna’s door, and shows the whole set-up for the Fall Formal devastated. She lies and says Twilight did it, and even photoshops images of her being retarded into pics of her destroying the place like a rabid gorilla with a bleeding dong. Literally less than a minute later, Flash resolves this by proving this to Luna. I’m not exaggerating, it’s less than a minute.

Then she freaks out after stroking Flash’s pecs, and runs realizing the Fall Formal must be postponed for tomorrow. Of course that’ll be when she has to leave, so that doesn’t work out too well. After some convincing from her magical wise and talking dog that the ancients call Spike, Twilight nervously decides to tell her friends of her origins, and why she needs the crown. Pinkie pretty much does it for her, and none believe her. Then Spike talks, and Rarity has an admittedly kek-worthy response.
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>>26837918
The biggest though is they all are totally ok with it, mainly because the script is well written as a fucking block of wood. Does that analogy not make sense? Good. Because the logic in the writing doesn’t either. THey all then use the power of teamwork to redecorate the Fall Formal via another shitty song that is not as good as “Helping Twilight Win the Crown”. In fact, even the whole school helps out and have an unrealistically jolly old time. Then, a minute or three later, ANOTHER FUCKING MONTAGE WITH A SONG. GOODY!

Seriously, notice a pattern yet? This film is replacing substance with visual fluff to keep kids quiet. This is why our kids are fucking idiots. Good god, I remember looking at how much time was left and actually groaned when I saw that there was 18 minutes left. This movie is HORRENDOUS.

Ok...So after a stupid montage of them getting dressed for the formal which is now back on schedule thanks to people actually giving a shit (unlike me), we see the girls all pimped out in dresses that were probably made to sell toys as they come out of a fucking limousine. Even better is when Flash comes along in a sports car all painted in black with lightning stripes painted on it. Compensating much?
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>>26837924
Flash then tries to go and persuade Twilight to dance with him. It works because he’s good looking and has a personality of two and a half dimensions. Right after she says yes though, we cut to her on the dance floor with her friends as he rocks out on stage. Bro, keep to your word! Either dance with her or not, man!

Once that shit is done, they realize Sunset didn’t show up, and attribute it to her being a sore loser. Then, Celestia comes up on stage and announces Twilight as the winner. Hooray, can she go back now? No? Keep watching this bullshit? Ok…

Right when she’s in the spotlight, Snips and Snails dognap Spike, who yells for help. Guess no one notices the talking dog now, huh? Twi chases after the two with her new human friends following her. They’re lead outside to where this whole human shit began--the statue-mirror thingy. Sunset holds a fucking hammer and threatens to trap her unless she gives her the crown, and only then will she allow her to go home. YOu know, if the statue is walk-throughable, wouldn’t the hammer just go through it too? Ugh. Actually, Twilight was in perfect throwing distance, she could’ve just pulled a Wonder Woman and throw it like a tiara at the statue. Then Sunset would try to catch it, but it’d just give Twi both enough time to go through the portal and the crown with it!

But no, Twilight says that if Sunset gets the crown, who knows what she’s capable of...I know I don’t, cause the writers have yet to explain. How much time’s left? 15 minutes?! Are you shitting me!? Kill me now…
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Sunset then just kinda drops the hammer and goes “Alright, GG no re for me, mang” as Rainbow says awesome for the billionth time. Then, after her friends praise Twilight, Shimmer just goes fuckin’ savage and legit snarls. She proceeds to tackle Twilight, knocking the crown of her head. A lengthy a slap-stick-filled game of hot potato with the crown continues, till it is in Sunset’s reach. Like a Gollum from LOTR, she does the whole “my precious” bit, and a weird explosion of blue and black hell fire engulfs her as her tears turn to fucking steam. This is actually kinda metal as fuck. The fire transforms her into a sexy-ass demon of hell with hips that make Satan himself go “o dam, boi”.
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!? WHY AM I SMILING.

I AM IN MADNESS. I AM IN LOVE. I WANT HIPS TO RULE.

SHE EVEN TURNS SNIPS AND SNAILS INTO DEMONS. MY SIDES. OH GOD, THE BURN LIKE THE FIRE WHICH MAKES HER INTO SUNSET SATAN! GOOD LAWDY HAVE MERCY! OH MY GOD. SHE TURNED THEM INTO ZOMBIES. WHAT. WHAT THE HELL.

Ok, Beans...back on topic…

She reveals after making the entire school into an army of zombies (what is my life) that she truly seeks to use her powers of hell and her mighty hips to rule Equestria. I’d like to imagine she’d make it into an eternal orgy where all chosen males must please her, but that’s probably the insanity this movie has brought me to talking. Twilight and her friends still resist, and say they’ll never turn back on each other and will protect Equestria, no matter the cost. Sunset laughs and throws a ball of hellfire at them.
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>>26837946
Then, after a Power Rangers-esque transformation scene, it turns out by Deus Ex Machina, they all are magic because friendship found the same elements on Earth. Why not...

They all shoot rainbows after a dull speech from Twilight about magics and the friendchips, and leave Sunset in a massive fucking crater. Sunset then is redeemed via she was just a tortured soul, and they all dance and every lives with the fact that their school housed a bttle between human horse women and the devil as they were mind raped into zombies. Then they dance and Twi and Spike go home.
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>>26837953
THOUGHTS:

This movie. This is what’s wrong with entertainment. It’s goal is not to make a profit while showing talent...it’s to sell toys. When I heard this was in theaters, I couldn’t believe it. This can barely pass as a straight-to DVD release, let alone a tv-special. It takes characters we know and loves, and grind them down into the stereotypes and generalizations of what they are considered to be, and make it okay to be bland, not question anything, and to always fit in style. This. Is. Unwatchable. I cannot believe how much this just spits in the face of the characters. It’s bland, pointless, wasted, and should not be acknowledged….but it motivates. It’s a good template for me to work off of for the current green I;m writing, and helps remind in my own My Little Pony screenplay that I have to be better than this, and take no short cuts like this film did.

There is no substance in this film other than the beginning in Equestria and the Cafeteria Song, and if the movie went in one of those directions and let loose, then maybe it would have been better. Instead, it had to be marketable, friendly, simple, and most of all--profitable. This is obviously trying to cash in on the tween craze and it shows. I can’t stand this pile of shit movie. I wanted it off so many times, but I didn’t. THis film is the worst I’ve seen in a long time, and I watch bad movies for a HOBBY. This is just so bad, I’d not even buy it for a kid. It’d teach them nothing other than to buy a product, because there’s no real moral other than friendship is everywhere, and be yourself--but not too much or you’ll be weird. This movie can go fuck itself.

So that’s my thoughts on it…
THE END
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>>26837881
>>26837894
>>26837898
>>26837902
>>26837912
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>>26837953
>>26837959

Ok...that's how I feel about Equestria Girls. I wrote 7 pages for this shit, and no one is gonna read it.

>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>26837903
Seeing as it's safe to post again.

>Coffee, that's what you need.
>Coffee.
>Lots of black coffee.
>Maybe then you'll be awake enough for this shit.
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>>26837972
You caught me just waking up now and I'm going to read it all, dammit.
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>>26837972
Dayum...
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>>26837972
Just read it man, and I got to agree. It tried to be many things at once and get as many school cliches as it could. But then again it did give us the excuse of "I can make something better".
I hope it doesn't discourage you from seeing the following movies. They don't make the same mistakes (they do make mistakes though) and try to flesh out Sunset a little bit more.
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>>26837972
>wrote seven pages about this
Not bad, Beans. You certainly know how to deliver.
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>>26837999
Trips confirm that Beans are now delivered
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>>26837972
>Beans point of view on equestria girls
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>>26817866

So is this all just one universe or various writefags doing their own thing?
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>>26838059
We are all different universes.
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>>26837982
smol post
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>>26838062

So are we allowed to do greens based on non-Marvel or DC characters?
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>>26838074
I think it has to revolve around Spider-Shimmer, but you can have other characters in it that are not marvel or dc.
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>>26838091

Spider-Shimmer is fine, the irony would be funny anyway.
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>>26837972
I read it Beans-senpai.
It was better thought out than 90% of posts on this whole site.

>>26837982
>You are Sunset Shimmer, and you hardly slept at all.
>Between the full body ache you feel, and the sharp pain in your side from where Kraven nicked you with his machete sleep wasn't exactly on the menu.
>Spider sense wasn't always reliable you guess.
>Should've switched to AT&T when you had the chance.
>Looking out the small window to your left you can see the sun creeping over the Manehatten sky.
>Lurid streaks of orange and pink radiate out over the rooftops of the far off skyscrapers.
>A beautiful sight.
>As you lie beneath the comforter in your ruined spidey-suit the smell of fresh coffee wafts it's way into your nose, drawing you from your torpor.
>Time to get up.
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>>26838097
>Once again you are Anonymous, master of the coffee pot, lord of all things bitter, black and caffeinated.
>That's a fancy way of saying that you managed to fill the coffee maker without fucking up.
>Hey, the working world lives and dies by that shit, why not revel in your successes from time to time?
>As the heavenly nectar drips down through the filter into the carafe your thoughts drift back to the less than super superhero in the other room.
>She could probably use some breakfast, if she's awake that is.
>Not to mention that you're feeling a tad peckish yourself.
>That settles it.
>You're making pancakes!
>Opening the fridge door you reach for the milk jug and the egg carton.
>Strange.
>Eggs are usually heavier than this.
>You pop open the carton and discover, lo and behold that you have no eggs.
"Fuck."
>Is all you can muster.
"At least we've got milk."
>You say as you look at the half full jug in your hand.
>Best before; last week asshole.
>That settles it.
>McDonalds is making you pancakes.
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>>26837959
Strangely enough, I found this fun to read.
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>>26838074
Kamen Rider Shimmer would be cool.
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>>26838118
>You are Sergei Kravinoff, big game hunter extroidenaire.
>You are also nemesis to the most valuable prey on earth.
>Spider-Woman.
>She is the only quarry that has repeatedly managed to escape your grasp.
>Somehow she always manages to slip through your fingers and get the best of you.
>Except for last night.
>Last night you had her on the ropes.
>She struggled to avoid each of your attacks, every strike was a step closer to her defeat.
>But alas, just as you were ready to strike the final blow, the police arrived.
>They had distracted you enough for her to escape.
>But escape was all she did.
>You were not bested by her inhuman strength, not restrained by her impossibly strong web.
>No, you were the clear winner, and next time you will take your trophy.
>Sitting in your lavishly decorated sitting room, you sip away at your jungle herb elixir, feeling the strength flow through your muscles, smelling the vibrant scents of each beast whose visages adorned your walls.
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>>26837912
>My problem is they take a competent character who is going through mind boggling changes and dumbing her down and forcing her into a story of “being the new girl”. How can you genuinely like something so corporately manipulated! None of this feels fleshed out creatively. When I watch this, there’s a feel of it being processed like a machine. Think of the source material as a homemade brownie...and this movie as a factory-made box of cosmic brownies. I’m not going to act like the actual show isn’t manipulated for cash, either, but this movie just reeks of it like rotten fish!
Made all the worse, by how just "meh" it is overall.It's just another high school movie kind of thing at best, and just downright offensive when you remember how entertaining the show can be at worst.
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>>26838137
>Retrieving a torn and bloodied scrap of fabric from your coat pocket you admire the workmanship put into the tattered garment.
>Red spandex, lined with fine hexagonal plates of a chitinous material, with ridges of flexible plasticized cloth intersecting across the surface.
>Spider-Woman certainly designed her costume for durability and comfort, but that doesn't matter to you.
>What does matter was the blood that stained it.
>The sanguine fluids that carried the taste and scent of your prey.
>Breathing deeply you inhale the oder of your foe.
>Yes.
>You can smell her, taste her!
>Next time you will not fight the Spider-Woman on her terms, no.
>You will take the fight to her doorstep
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>>26838136

The question is, would it cause people to complain?
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>>26838195
im diggin the story roommate
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>>26838074
Witchblade Shimmer
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>>26838195
And that's it for tonight.
There. Was supposed to be more but my ISP decided to be an asshole for a few hours and I've got at 5am so I'm not about to lose out on any more sleep tonight.

For those of you who have no clue what's going on, pastebin is here:
pastebin.com/crUhxGkS
I'll update it with all the new content after work tomorrow.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?
Lemme know what you think, or just call me faggot, whatever you like. Any sort of feedback is appreciated.
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>>26838215
It didn't at that one Persona CYOA we had last year. It was the coolest of beans actually.
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>>26838215
You got 2 supporters at least and I don't think anyone would straight up mind as long as it was written well.
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>>26838230
Nice update. Your Kraven was faithful to the original. Now I wonder how Anon is going to unwillingly screw his plans...
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>>26837898
>It wouldn’t be that bad if it were paced better, but you can tell it was more of an afterthought, and that’s the problem.
It actually matches up to the when she meets up with Flutters in the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHWdV8lR3Q
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So with Beans' story, if Octavia's Doc Ock, then what about Spidey's other rogues? Like... I dunno, Sandman? Electro? Shocker? The Trapster?
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>>26838806
sandman maybe maud? (because sand is a collection of little stones?)
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>>26838230
I like the story so far. The pacing is good but I wondering one thing. If Sunset goes out with her friends every night is true or a lie? her friends superheroes?
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>>26833623
Later...

“And that’s all, I swear!”
>“...and she blew you a kiss?”
“...Uh, yeah?”
>The interrogator’s brow quirks in disbelief.
>Not like “unbelievable!” disbelief, more like “for fuck’s sake, I know you didn’t read last night” type of disbelief.
>Your interrogator takes off his glasses rubs the sides of his head.
>“Look, kid, if you’re makin’ any of this stuff up…”
“Officer, please! I already told you--”
>“--Commissioner,” he says while scratching his moustache.
“What?”
>“I’m not an officer, I’m the Commissioner.”
>You groan.
“Whatever! I already told you what happened! After Spider-Woman blew me a kiss, I went and found my friend in the girl’s bathroom.”
>The Commissioner looks at you oddly.
>“You get attacked by a shirtless women in a trenchcoat with four metallic arms that was fighting Spider-Woman...and your first thoughts after seeing that was to go to the girl’s bathroom?”
“Yes! I mean, no! You see, I was looking for my friend Sunset! She ran off without me noticing and I found her in there.”
>He looks at your eyes for a minute, then sighs.
>“I swear if you’re in league with either one of those two women today--”
>The ring of his cell phone interrupts him.
>After looking at the ID of the number, her rolls his eyes.
>He proceeds to look at the one-sided mirror and grumbles.
>“Excuse me, son, but I need to take this…”
“Uh, sure?”
>He answers his phone.
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>>26839218
>“Heya, Pumpkin, how’re you doin’ behind the mirror?”
>He sounds jaded.
>You bet it’s his wife.
>“...No honey, like I said before, you’re not allowed in here. How’d you even get in? I told all my cops not to let you inside no matter what!”
>You hear the sheepish laughter of a woman on the other line.
>Definitely a wife.
>“Barbara, you need to stop abusing your status! You can’t keep saying that it’s alright for you to come in ‘because I said so’!”
>Barbara?
>You’d guess his wife’s a bit older with that kind of name.
>“...What’s that? You think who’s cute?”
>The Commissioner scowls at you.
>Oh shite, mang.
>You put your hands up defensively.
>Don’t look at me like that boi, I don’t want dat eighteen hundred’s poosay.
>“...Yeah, well he goes where you’ll be goin’ soon, so talk to ‘im there. Now let daddy do his work, ok? Yeah, yeah, I love ya too. Bye, hun.”
>‘Where you’ll be going soon’.
>Ha.
>Cause she’s old.
>Fuckin’ savage.
>He hangs up and is met with a bemused look on your face.
“Daddy? Where you’ll be going soon? Dang, man, I ain’t gonna judge your taste in women, but--”
>“That’s my daughter.”
“...Excuse me?”
>He sips his coffee mug and sets it down, turning it around to show you the words “World’s Best Father” on it.
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>>26839220
I'll be back later today.
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>>26839220
>“Daddy? Where you’ll be going soon? Dang, man, I ain’t gonna judge your taste in women, but--”
>>“That’s my daughter.”
>“...Excuse me?”
Fucking kek

He really should keep his sass in check, especially if he's in the same room as Jim fucking Gordon.
>>
>>26839220
So is anon going to be this kind of batman?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVW6SH2bjYQ
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>>26837959
Your mom.
Anyway, go watch Rainbow Rocks and friendship games
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>>26839354
I will see if I can. I'm a busy person...
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>>26837894
>doesn't know what a glass door is
She was trying to use magic to open the door
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>>26839220
How old is Barbara in this? Is it before or after The Killing Joke?
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>>26839220
What city was this taking place? If it is anything like Gotham it will go to shit pretty fast.
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>>26838237
>>26838240

I was thinking something where Sunset becomes pic related.
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>>26840093
Will she Ryuuki or one of the others?
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>>26840299

Probably
Sunset and friends look into the weird monster sightings reported in the next town over during summer vacation. They find an abandoned apartment supposedly belonging to Sunset's human counterpart, and the Advent Deck inside it.
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>>26840401
EQG, mirrors, Ryuki, SURVIVE.
I'm sold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSuCJvypenA
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>>26840795
I must confess I haven't actually seen Ryuki, but I like what I've heard about it. Mainly the idea of 13 Riders fighting each other over a wish.
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>>26841101
If you've seen Madoka Magica, then you've seen Ryuki.
It's an interesting enough setting to place the EQG characters in.
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>>26841184

To be honest the only ideas I have are Sunset as Ryuki, Human Sunset as Ryuga, and one of the Dazzlings as Abyss. No idea who the rest should be.
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>>26841238
Anon as Verde?
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>>26841260

Maybe Anon as Knight? I can't think of a canon character who would fit the role that hasn't already been shown in EqG.

Anon's a blank slate. No one cares what I do to his backstory.
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>>26841344
Not a bad idea. Better than my idea of Anon is Oracle to Sunset and her friends. And the CMC would be his superpowered assistants
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>>26839361
I can honestly see why you would hate eg (even when I don't) but I'm gonna call bullshit if you hate rainbow rocks or friendship games
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>>26837972
You're also gonna wanna watch the animated shorts and music videos for the next two movies.
Like this.
http://youtu.be/XqnbYUG6Bn8
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It's only been two days and we're already near the bump limit
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>>26841727
Friendship games was pretty bad until the ending honestly
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>>26841890
For you
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>>26841876
I want this shit to become a superhero general
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>>26842000
Fuck that noise.
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>>26842000
I guess the trips demand it
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>>26841913
That is not how that works
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This thread's really caught my interest. I think I will try my hand at writing some green after I've read up on some of the stories already in progress
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>>26842210
a third writefag? we have been blessed guys!
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I'm sorry you guys, but I could not write today. I got part of my thumb burnt off as part of a procedure, then had to go to the DMV afterwards...Yeah, fun. I'll see if I can write more this afternoon,but I made you guys a gift, because I always deliver....here's a hint...it's a song.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s13cV8mAs9Dj
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>>26842270
>I got part of my thumb burnt off as part of a procedure,
The fuck does this procedure treat?
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>>26842281
well a possible answer would be wart on his thumb
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>>26842270
Dude that was awesome.
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>>26842303
Uh, what wart? No warts burnt off of me! Heh heh...
It was just one...
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>>26842345
Better burned then frozen.
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>>26842345
atleast that bastard is not coming back
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>>26842401
About that...

>>26842429
This is my fourth getting it removed...I named him Adolf.
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>>26842429
I guess you could say, that he finally spilled the beans.
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>>26842550
CARLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>26842515
Ohh... that sucks balls dude.
>>
Roommate checking in, updated the pastebin with all of last nights update for your viewing (dis)pleasure.

http://pastebin.com/crUhxGkS
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>>26841890
It's was better than Rainbow Rocks with its shitty cringe humor and fan favorite characters wasting screentime
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>>26842590
>>26841755
Review this
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>>26842657
There is literally nothing wrong with fan service
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>>26842721
Except it's worthless and the space that it occupies could be used to make the movie good on its own accord
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>>26841344
I thought of Imperer for the whole "Anon is Legion" thing, but as a character it could be used as Knight.
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>>26842739
Opinions
Opinions
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Where is everyone?
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>>26842965
At work probably.
>>
Its getting to that time again
So I'm gonna go ahead and make a new thread
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>>26843024
Wait until 500
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>>26843068
We're not that far off
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>>26843344
no, no we are not, I'm shocked how successful this thing is becoming. Next thread is going to be even better I'm sure
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>>26843446
Good job jinxing it you idiot
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>>26843446
I agree to that. I just hope we get some green soon.
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>>26843458
hush you
also, dis be bump
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>>26843465
alright we're done here.
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New bread when?
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Link to new bread?
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>>26844085
>>26843069
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