Meanwhile, in Bizzarro Equestria...

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>"Ah'm the trash mare, Anon!"
>"Ah eat garbage!"

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>>26816285

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>>26816285
>"Woof."

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>"ANOOOOON!"
>"COME READ THIS INSTRUCTION MANUAL TO ME!"
>"I GOT MY TAIL STUCK IN THE SOFA AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IT OUT!"

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>>26816285
Fucking took me forever to find where I placed this.

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>>26816379
>"Meow."

I love Nyx.

>>26816393
UNF

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>>26816439
>"Why won't you just fucking kill me, Anon?"

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>"Get the hell away from me you sick monkey freak!"
>"The gall you must have to think that you can speak to me without having any hooves."
>"It's fucking disgusting."
>"I bet Celestia would be all too eager to gas the lot of you once her prized pupil makes the request."

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>>26816306
>Joel, you better be downloading boobs in there Joel.
>ye-yes dad.

>>26816682
Drop the act, Sunshit.
I know you're from the human universe, you traitor.
You killed the real Sunset, just so you could take her place and get out of high school.

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>Master, what is my purpose?
You arrange books in a library.
>...Oh my god.

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>"Trixie isn't very good at anything, Anon."
>"She's honestly surprised anyone would bother to take the time out to talk to her."
>"It's probably better off like that, Trixie doesn't like crowds."
>"While you're here, would you like some tea?"
>"It's nice and hot."

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>>26816285
>"Anonymous, have you seen my inhaler?"
>"I seem to have misplaced it while I was reading my new romance novel."
>"Anonymous, this is a serious ordeal. I have severe asthma."

>>26818180
i wanna fuck the breath out of bizzaro dash

>>26818225
Round two is on the unconscious body and three on the corpse.

>>26817818
Why does my heart hurt so much?

>>26816285
>>26816306
>>26816379
>>26816381
>>26816393
>>26816413
>>26816492
>>26816682
>>26817818
>>26818180
Anon in Diffestria when?

>>26818180
"Hey Dash, mirin' those hamstrings. Do you lift?"
>"Of course not Anon, lifting is for dumb meatheads!"

>>26818180
>Top cunt is a smart coward who will throw you under the bus to save her own ass

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>>26816285
>"Euuugh, nopony would suck a monkey dick anon"

>>26816931
Now I have to put the main theme on that midi converter

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>>26816285
Hey what's going on on this side?

Bizzaro worlds are always garbage.

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>>26821265
I guess that means we're the Bizzaro world.

>>26819886
Oh wait, we're back in Equestria.

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>>26821265
>>26821274
Oh...

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>"Another monster uprising you say? Very well, I'll take care of it myself. But only because I enjoy slaughtering monsters, I'm not doing this to protect any pony. They can fend for themselves, I don't like them at all."
>"Go visit my stupid sister if you want someone to talk to. She's very good at social situations."

>>26821448

more pls

>>26821448
If only this was the Celestia we got in the show.

>>26818799
This needs to happen.

>>26818915
Well, of course she would.
She has the physical strength of a speck of dust, she can die really easily. She's so used to bailing on confrontations to maintain survival, that despite all her booksmarts, she doesn't know any better.

>>26822760
That also means she'd be real easy to
>rape

But since this is Bizzaro Dash, doesn't that mean we want to cum OUTside her?

>>26822771
No, it means she wants to cum inside us.

Even though that's physically impossible.

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>>26822782
In a world with magic, there's always a way.
...and I'm okay with that.

>>26822782
For whatever reason, that sounds hilarious.

>Twilight is a Bimbo
>Appul is a cheater
>Ponka is emo
>Flutters is a sociopath
>Rarity is a snob jew
>Top Cunt is a smart coward

>Trixie is a anti magic activist with low self stem
>Maud is a talkative party pony
>Octavia is an australian painter
>Moondancer is an outgoing dumb girl who hates shut ins

>OP is straight

>>26823953
D E L E T E
H
I
S

>>26816285
the hub logo says durl

>>26823967
Only on the durl!

>>26823953
>Australian painter.

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>>26823953
>Rarity is a snob jew
>implying she isn't one already

So how would Diffestria's story work?

>Discord, a creature obssessed with keeping order at all times is stopped by the two tyrant, self proclaimed princesses
>they use the elements of disarmony to turn him into stone
>two mysterious creatures named Tirek and Scorpio visit Diffestria
>They try to spread messages of peace and goodness, Scorpio is brainwashed and Tirek imprisoned
>Luna tries to overthrow Celestia after a fight over the day/night lasting longer, Celestia brutally wounds Luna and banishes her to the moon

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>>26824057
>Discord, a creature obssessed with keeping order at all times
>"NO, NO! THE GIFTWRAP GOES INTO THE PAPER BIN, NOT THE PLASTIC!"
>"Where's the regulation around here!? THERE'S NO SAFEGUARDS! IT'S ABSOLUTE CHAOS!"
>"DEAR LORD, THAT STALLION'S GLASSES ARE SLIGHTLY AJAR!"
>"AAAAAAAAAARGH!"

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I think it's great to embrace what makes you different. That's why we have cutie marks, right?

>>26824057
I think you Mean:
>Luna and Celestia cause an eclipse that merges them into one ultimate god queen tyrant.

>>26822760
So she's Blake Belladonna?

>>26824097
>capitalist horse
>green and brown
oh boy

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>"Of course I only love you my darling, those other nobles are just spreading roomers to break us up"
>"Come, let us elope to an expensive hotel to be married before my bitch sister ruins everything"
>"What do you mean your out of money, I'm out of here you bum!"

>>26824302
>gold digger Appul