Nightly Scilight Thread #94

>Anon! I did it! I made a clone of myself!
>Sadly, while I am able to make the clone stable, its heart is so weak that it succumbed in five minutes.
>I'm giving you the clone. Do what you want with her. I'll see if I can improve the living condition of the next one.

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Good morning /nst/! I hope you all had a good morning/night c:
Awkwardly enough, I didn't realize that my dump pushed the thread to bump limit!
Well if you don't want to walk through the archives, or if you like reading bins instead, I have a present for you!
It's a bin c: http://pastebin.com/rtxmZtha
Have a good day, and see you Friday... Hopefully

People in this thread are retards for not making another thread.
Remember, not always there will be writefags that will make the new one.
Also good job OP, I really liked that new sperglight chapter... oh wait :^)

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>Look at them
>Living life
>Having fun
>They don't understand the suffering you go through
>They don't get what it's like to have to keep the runescape community alive
>This is your burden.
>You suffer this burden alone.

>>26798660
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26798438
Just read it.
>That cliffhanger
JC, what the fug? Good update, fampai.

>>26798438
Good stuff, JC, it seems that shit is about to hit the fan.

>>26797896
Would someone please explain this pairing?

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>>26799399
It needs to be explained?

>>26797896
That image makes it look like Sunset is jerking Twilight off

>>26799456
https://youtu.be/R5SRqVSwv9E

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>>26798939
>>26799294
I'm glad you like it, nonnies c:

>>26799935
>those hands
https://youtu.be/ZOqNRGhlH-4

>>26800213
>you will never convine twi to go to the beach
>she will never try to hide her body so
>you will never get her out of the car
>she will never be amazingly beautiful

>>26797896
Why the hell do you people post pony EqG Twi as the header for SciTwi threads? She's NOT SciTwi and they're not interchangable.

>>26800606
newfags

>>26800606
because I wanted to use the "Hug" picture as the OP and I am pretty sure that there isn't a "hug" for scitwi
and besides even if they aren't interchangeable they look very close to each other

>>26797896
>sunset will never touch you and make you feel better

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>>26797896
Kay so this has been bothering me for a while
Where the fuck does Scilight come from? I mean Twilight + Sci ... ?
I guess what I'm saying here is I just don't get the portmanteau
Anyone care to elaborate?

>>26802044
when RR came out there was the human twilight that was first shown in a lab coat
people were calling her scitwi or scilight because she is a twilight who is a scientist
that and the whole magic vs science thing

>>26803077
>she will never accidently show her panties at you

>>26803361
>"I can love Sunset more than you"

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Hi, nst. Have a short one-shot, fueled by beer and sads.
I just watched Interstellar for the first time and I'm fucking sad as shit.

>Sunset checks her journal again, before sighing.
"Sigh... Still no reply."
>She walks over to the enigmatic horse statue.
>How convenient, she muses, that a portal to a land full of horses — her kind — is somehow placed under a statue shaped like a horse.
>The only link to her home, and to her beloved mentor.
>And to her dearest... friend.
>Twilight.
"Maybe there's another way I could reach her—"
>Sunset reaches over, palming at the portal.
>A numbing dullness washes over her as the fiery magic within drains out of her.
"H-hey! Let go!"

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>>26804439
>Sunset jolts up in her bed, tangled in faded and musky blankets.
>Cold sweat runs down her back as a thunder belatedly rattles her bedroom window.
>She shivers.
>A muffled shout mumbles through the thin drywall.
>"[Fucking keep it down, lady! It's four in the morning!]"
>Sunset rubs at her throat, trying to vocalize something.
"Ahh— *cough cough*!"
>She must've screamed in her sleep.

>With all the enthusiasm of a limp worm, Sunset lets herself tumble backwards onto her pillow.
>The mattress pops and buckles underneath her in protest.
>She idly tugs at a strand of her red-and-gold hair.
>It's been ages since the portal to Equestria closed up.
>And yet, even after all these years, the nightmares refuse to stop.

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>>26804487
>"Oh, you're wrong."
>Midnight Sparkle flashes a wolfish grin at Sunset.
>It makes her feel beyond uncomfortable to see Twilight like this, even if she's a doppelganger of her beloved lavender princess.
>"—Unlike you, I CAN have everything I want!"
>Tears begin to well in Sunset's eyes.
>Even behind the warm and blurred lens, Sunset can tell what Midnight Sparkle is doing.
>The portal magic.
>That cursed nerd somehow figured out a way to harness the interdimensional portal—
>"Sunny, WATCH OUT!"
>A mass of rainbow blur shoves Sunset out of the way as a beam of turquoise magic strikes the ground beneath her.

"No, you can't."
>Sunset finds herself monologuing, holding a purple clamshell device above her head.
"Even with all that magic and power, you'll still be alone!"
>The demon growls, sending frightening chills down Sunset's veins.
>This is it.
>Something deep inside her knows.
>She can save this world, but she'd have to expend all of the portal magic to do it.
>She'd never see Equestria again. Or her mentor.
>Or Twilight.
>The monthly catch-ups with the Princess of Friendship.
>The way she'd complain about her duties as a princess, resting her head on Sunset's lap.
>The way she'd giggle at the new human jokes they'd share.
>The warm, nervous grip of her gentle lavender hand.
>Her thumb brushing lovingly at the back of Sunset's ears.
>Sunset clenches her eyes shut, letting loose a scalding flood of tears down her cheek.
>Her dearest Twilight.
>Farewell, she whispers to herself.

"True magic comes from—"

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>>26804516
>Lightning. Then, thunder.
>A pair of cyan eyes dart about the messy bedroom.
>Sunset crawls out of bed, ignoring the frigid cold and the piles of papers.
>Without even bothering to step out of her underwear, she jumps into the shower.
>Crank the blue-labeled knob, and she's blasting herself with freezing water.
>Her chest heaves with surprised breaths as icy water runs down her hair and onto her starved body.
>Gradually, her labored breaths morph into wracking sobs.
"T-Twilight..."
>The red-gold haired damsel collapses onto the tiled floor, clawing at her face.
>She recites her beloved's name like a broken record, her shoulders shaking with sorrow.

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>>26804554
"T-Take my hand, Twilight."
>Sunset is practically begging.
>A broken and bleeding body of Midnight Sparkle writhes in her arms, defiant to the end.
"L-Let me show you there's another way! Yes! Just like someone once did for me."
>The tears threaten to blur her vision again.
"P-please. I can heal you with what little friendship magic I have left, but I can't do it if you aren't willing to accept me into your heart..."
>Midnight glares at Sunset.
"I beg you, Twi. Please. I don't want to lose you like this."
>The not-Twilight opens her mouth, her voice gurgling with blood.
>"S-screw you, Sunny! There's m-m-m-more magic there, and I need it to—"
>Midnight Sparkle coughs, splattering Sunset's tear-soaked face with droplets of blood.
>"—I need it to repair my body. This wretched meat prison. I-I—"
>The lavender villain goes limp.

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>>26804562
>"Miss Shimmer, are you listening to me?"
>Sunset jolts upright.
"S-sorry, Miss Harshwhinny. I was distracted—"
>The dark-beige supervisor scowls.
>"Miss Shimmer, diminished performance alone isn't what brings you here to my office. The fact that you are constantly distracted in every sense of the word, however, is."
>Sunset gulps.
>With her magic gone and no sane research institution willing to back her half-deranged theory about magical portals, serving tables is her only source of income.
>Harshwhinny pushes an already filled-out form to Sunset.
>"I'm terminating your employment effective immediately. Please sign here, and here, and—"

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>>26804580
Why would you do this to me

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>>26804580
>A mass of red-gold hair sprawls itself out on the workbench.
>Though she's loathe to admit it, she's sobbing for the second time today.
>She misses Equestria.
>She misses Celestia. Luna. Her childhood friends. Her parents.
>She misses Twilight.
>With a sudden burst of rage, Sunset sweeps most of the half-finished devices and parts off of her workbench.
>She quietly curses herself for running to this world to begin with.
>She curses Celestia.
>She curses Twilight.
>She curses herself for missing Twilight so much.

>Against the more rational part of her brain, Sunset pulls out the aging and twisted tome.
>It aged horribly once the magical connection was severed forever.
>The bindings warped and creaked as parchments within shriveled out of shape, tugging against stitchings and staples.
>Sunset turns to the page she hates the most.

Dearest Sunset,
What is going on? Are you alright? The guards just informed me that the portal exploded inexplicably, probably from some sort of magical feedback.
Please tell me you're okay. Are you hurt? Pleasepleaseplease write me soon.
I love y—

>Sunset marveled at how neatly the Princess of Friendship had written the message, despite the urgency.
>It reeked of someone who wrote for a living — someone used to writing countless royal missives and research papers.
>And love letters.
>Sunset stroke each letter as though they were Twilight herself.
"I love you too, Twilight."
>Her whisper is barely audible, even to herself.

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>>26804624
And that's it.

Nothing against Sunset, she's my favorite pone second only to Appul. I just have a perverse affinity for sad stories.

Thanks for reading, /nst/.

>>26804731
that was pretty good
also I have seen that shakespeare picture before on this thread but I cant remember where it came from
have you wrote anything here before?

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>>26804731

>>26804800
I used to, occasionally.
http://pastebin.com/ZFraieBJ

>>26804850
pretty good I would like to see more
even though there isnt really more for this story

>>26805406
forgot that I need to write a magic twi story

>>26804731
Thanks for posting, BE
It hurt, but I liked it

>>26806086
>you will never teach twilight guitar
it hurts to live

>>26804850
That trip gave me a feeling of deja-vu.
How have you been doing, nh?

>>26797896
I'm gonna need some sauce on that picture, friendo.

F-for science, of course.

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>>26806471

>>26806868
dont know the exact source and I can only guess the artist
this picture was taken from a college that someone posted on this thread
when I asked if the artist was baekgup they said they didnt know
and reverse image searching didnt give me results

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>"N-no, Anon, it's nothing. I'm r-really o-okay."

>>26807721
>waifu abuse
get out

>>26804731
>sad dykeshit
have you been taking writing advice from Eqgwf too or something?
there's way too much sad shit in this thread.

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>>26808116
>not liking waifu abuse
fuck rite off you disgusting pleb

>>26809155
Abuse is only for the illegal ahhimigrants

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>>26808116
>he doesn't want become a white knight and rescue his waifu
What a pleb.

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>>26809155
>>26809606
>wanting your waifu to be beaten up just so you can swoop in and take advantage of her

>>26809155
>>26809606
I want to protect her from you

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>>26809982
>>26809606
>>26810193
Waifu abuse is utterly amazing because it tugs your heartstrings like nothing else.

it's like the heroin of fanfiction/art

>>26810546
It's also edgy and sadistic

>>26810555
this
abuse anon confirmed edgy

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>>26810546
Ma nigga.

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>>26809982
>not wanting this amazing superior gentleman feels when you rehabilitate a broken person
Do you even lift fedora, bro?

>>26807721
>her atheistic family found out she's a closet Christian
>her atheist friends don't care
>atheists gonna apostate

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>>26810819
>helping someone just so you can score some pussy
You don't deserve to have a waifu

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>>26810894
Not for pussy. For loyal and grateful waifu. That's why I liked the first Traplight story, tbqh.

>>26810984
either way you are a bad person

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>>26811047
Nah, I would be a bad person if I was that one who beat her.

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>>26811292
Honestly tho famalam, taking advantage of someones misery is also pretty evil

>>26811321
>helping someone is taking advantage

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>>26811339
the way you fram it it kinda is
you wish misery on someone so that you can use that for your own gain

thats p evil

>>26811356
not him
and we're on a image board, what do you expect?
I'd love a waifu to read the bible with

>>26811408
I'd love a waifu to criticize the bible with

>>26811408
I'd love a waifu to go to church Sundays with

>>26811521
now anon don't shitpost

>>26811408
>>26811458
>>26811521
>>26811538
samefag

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>>26811566

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>>26811521
Me too anon, me too

stop with this religion shitposting
i'm sure theres a better place for this if you are doing it unironically

>>26811589
Nice shop!

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>>26811356
No, I wish misery to someone so I can help. I just like white knight faggotory, helping and shit.

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>>26811828
That's the same thing you fagtron
You want someone to get hurt solely because you want to have the satisfaction of helping them and to be rewarded with their love as though you're entitled to it
You're fucking garbage, Anon
GARBAGE

>>26811878
He just wants to be liked, Anon.

>>26811828
you're just using semantics to justify being a shitty human

How's everybody doing here, today?

This is an idea I had. I don't know what'll come of it.

Be afraid.

>Okay, sure, maybe you expected a little *too* much out of high school
>But the after-school specials always made it seem so... exciting!
>There were supposed to be awesome parties, and antics, and hot boys who would take your glasses off so the world could see the "real" you
>Not... this
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and you sit by yourself, at your usual lunch table, in the most remote and dingy corner of the cafeteria
>The air around you buzzes with conversation, but none of it is aimed your way
>Man, this sucks
>At least in middle school you had Trixie as a friend
>And even if she was almost painfully autistic at times, at least she was *someone*
>At least you didn't have to eat alone every day...
>You look up from your peanut-butter sandwich, scanning the cafeteria in the vain hopes of finding someone else sitting alone, someone you could talk to...
>You blink, taken aback, when you see a vaguely-familiar boy also by himself, sitting near the door
>He looks so lonely...
>Just like you!
>With shaking hands, you stuff what remains of your meal into your Power Ponies™ lunchbox, get up from your table, and walk towards him
>His name is... Anonymous, you think?
>Something like that
>You remember that he's in your Intro to Complex Analysis class
>He must like math too!
>This is perfect!
>A hard lump of nervousness forms in your throat as you get nearer, and you try to think of what to say
>Just start off with something simple, right?
>Just a regular "Hey Anon, are you doing anything after school?"
>Wait, can you call him Anon?
>Should you use his full name?
>Maybe you should ask him to do something specific with you?
>Yeah, that'd probably work better
>"Um... can I help you?"
"H-huh?"
>"You've staring at me for like two minutes. Is something wrong?"

>>26812046
i'm trying to write a story for here about magic and spells that sunset and twilight learn to use
so pretty good

>>26812071
"N-no! N-n-nothing wrong! Just, um... uh..."
>Shit, what were you going to say?
"So, um... after school, are y-you... do you kn-know what... after school..."
>Anon raises an eyebrow
>From somewhere behind you, you hear girls snickering
>Immediately, a frigid sweat begins to form on the back of your neck
>"After school? What about after school?"
"I... uh..."
>Shit, this is bad
>Just talking about something, dammit
"D-d-do you like my lunchbox?"
>You hold up the purple plastic box, emblazoned with the Power Ponies team in their signature battle poses
>The laughter behind you gets louder
>You hear a voice whisper:
>"Is she going to show him her action figures next?"
>You feel tears beginning to well in your eyes
>Anon glances around him, before giving you an awkward smile
>"It's, um... great?"
"Th-thanks! Uh... so, after s-school... maybe w-w-we could..."
>"Oh my God, is she trying to ask him out?"
>"What a weirdo!"
>Your voice cracks
"M-maybe we could..."
>A single tear drops down your cheek
>"Holy shit, she's crying!"
>"Is she ten?"
>"Embarrassing..."
"M-maybe... w-w-we... never mind..."
>Covering your face with your lunchbox, you sprint out of the room

>>26812082
I look forward to seeing the content. Thanks, anon.

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>>26812071
>green with Anon

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>>26812108

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>>26811878
>>26811929
Woah nelly, you take it too close.
I love dark greens because it makes me feel something, and after all suffering it makes happy end even more joyful.

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>>26812108
Anon, you little twat, do something.

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>>26812108

>So, you're not exactly a stranger to crying in school
>In fact, next to studying physics, playing piano, obsessing over model robots, and writing questionable yaoi fanfiction, it's probably your biggest hobby
>You run to the maintenance ladder, hoping to get up to the roof without anyone seeing you, but find it taped off
>So you turn and sprint to the basement, your eyes blurry and your nose running down your face
>Crystal Prep's basement is a virtual labyrinth of tunnels, almost all of it poorly lit
>So much of the school's budget goes into embellishing the main levels, that the lower regions get neglected to the point of being actively frightening
>You head into the darkest, most remote corner you can find, collapse against the wall, and cry
>Your sobs seem to echo through the entirety of the basement, but you don't care
>There's no reason for anyone to be down here
>You're alone
>Just like always...
>"Something wrong?"
>The voice is mellow, rich, and as dark as your surroundings
>And while it's kept barely above a whisper, the suddenness of the stranger's appearance is more than enough to startle you
"Gah!"
>You scoot away from the newcomer, backing against the wall
"S-sorry! I kn-kn-kn-know I shoudn't be down here, b-b-b-but..."
>The stranger laughs, stepping into the dim basement light
>"Hey, chill. I'm not here to bust you."
>You fall silent, stunned
>The girl before you is enchantingly pretty, and carries herself with undeniable, somber poise
>But the punk getup adds a subtle, threatening layer to
>"So what's wrong?"
"It's n-n-nothing..."
>"People don't cry in the basement over nothing."
>She sits next to you, laying a hand on your shoulder
>Something about her touch is strangely calming
"Th-th-there was this b-b-boy I was t-t-trying to talk to, b-but..."
>"He wasn't interested?"
"Y-yeah..."
>You explain the scene in the lunchroom, occasionally pausing to sniffle

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>>26812226
For fuck sake, it better not be another dyke green.

>>26812277
>he doesn't enjoy dykeshit
>in a dykeshit general
fingerbang is the straightshit counterpart of this thread f.a.m.

>>26812277
Not every story with two females interacting is immediately a dyke story, senpai.

>>26812226
>The girl regards you with calm, piercing sapphire eyes, drinking in every detail of your story
>Well, calling it a "story" is a bit of a stretch
>More like a disaster report
>"I'm sorry you had to go through this, Twilight."
"Y-yeah... thanks..."
>You wipe your nose with the back of your hand
"Wait... how'd you know my name?"
>The girl smiles, patting your shoulder
>"I know everyone here. Or, at least, I try to. I've seen how Sugarcoat and the others treat you. And, honestly, it makes me sick. You deserve better."
"I kn-know... if they'd just s-stop pushing me around, I c-could... I could actually make friends. I know I could have t-talked to Anon if they hadn't..."
>"If they hadn't tried so hard to ruin your chances?"
"Yeah..."
>"They don't respect you, that much is clear."
"N-not at all... all they ever d-do is laugh at me..."
>"Well, what if I told you I could make sure no one ever laughs at you again?"
"What? Are you s-serious?"
>"Completely. I mean, look at me. Do you think anyone ever laughs at me?"
"N-no... probably not..."
>"Exactly. That's because I know something you don't."
"And what's that?"
>"I'll show you. But not here. You know the club down off eleventh street? The one named after The Clash?"
"No..."
>"Well, you can find it. I'm going to be there this Friday night. Big show. You should come out."
"I dunno... I feel like I wouldn't fit in..."
>"See? That's your problem. When you're like me, you learn to fit in anywhere."
>The mysterious girl gets up, seeming to glide away from you on silent footsteps

>>26812342
>dykeshit general
if it was dykeshit general it would be named dykeshit general, you dyke-loving shit
this is a scilight thread, you homo

>>26812342
Even original prompt refutes you.

>>26812375
"W-wait! Are you s-sure it's okay if I go? I mean..."
>She smiles, eyes seeming to glow even in the dim light
>"Of course it's okay. I'll see you on Friday, alright?"
"R-right! And, um... what's your name?"
>"Oh... you'll figure out soon enough."
>And on that note, she disappears back into the shadows

>You keep to yourself for the rest of the week, hoping that everyone will have forgotten the incident in the cafeteria
>It... doesn't work so well
>Sugarcoat seems to have some bizarre precognitive abilities in finding you; any time you think you've finally found somewhere to be alone, she pops out of nowhere, just in time to torment you
>"Hey, Twilight. Do those panties match your lunchbox?"
>She flips your skirt up, and you yelp in embarrassment
>Mostly because, well... your panties do match the lunchbox
>The only upside is that Sugarcoat begins laughing so hard she physically can't chase you down, and you disappear into your next class
>Which just happens to be the one with Anon
>Great
>You hide in the back, praying he won't notice you're there
>As soon as class ends, the other kids get up to leave, but you and Anon stick around
>Ms. Harshwhinny gathers her things, casting a strange glance over at you
>"Ms. Sparkle? Everything alright?"
"Y-yes ma'am..."
>"Well, you'd better hurry along if you want to get to your next class. Being late would be extremely... poor form."
"Right..."
>As soon as she leaves, Anon turns around, staring down the row of seats at you
>"Hey, Twi?"
"Y-yeah?"
>"Are you alright?"
"Yeah..."
>"You sure? I heard Sugarcoat's been... not so nice to you, lately."
"It's fine."
>You clench your fingers around your thighs, trying to keep your voice steady
>If you cry in front of him again...

>>26812933
Trixie is pretty cute

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JAFF MENGO

WHERE IS THE SPACE TWIXIE DYKESHIT

>>26813174
>WHERE IS THE SPACE TWIXIE DYKESHIT
in space

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>>26813174
seconding precisely this
less boring dykeshit and more space dykeshit

I want to see Twilight and Sunset get schwifty.

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>>26813520
GET SCHWIFTY

>>26813733
>you will never go on space adventures with twilight

>>26813520
I want to see a Scilight playing a night elf warrior in WoW

I need one of Dot's stories

>>26812628
Go on

>>26812628
more?

>>26812628
more

>>26812628
>>26815137
>>26815142
more.

>>26814928
>>26815137
>>26815142
>>26815423
Not sure if this is samefagging or not, but I appreciate the thought. Will have more out later tonight or tomorrow.

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Tell me what you would like in life.

Money? Fame? Tell me... and we can talk about it

>>26815869
I want you twilight

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>>26815612
Not samefagging, at least not on my part.

>>26815612
for me it's just one (you)

>>26816644
you will never become midnight's pet

>>26817428
everytime I click on this without thinking my browser freezes

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>>26817271
>Midnight Sparkle keeping all of the Anons from /nst/ locked away in her dungeon
>She checks up on them every once and a while between sessions of her research
>Most of the time, though, she just sends her personal slut down to feed them and do maintenance on their bindings and cock milkers

>>26817631
lewd

>>26817631
Who is the slut?

>>26818351
Twi's spaghetti

>>26817428
Well done, anon.

>>26818589
I want to create a sperg sheghetti storm

>>26817594
>tfw my ten years old laptop toaster displays it with no problem
I've never understood how that happens to people.

>>26818126
Princess Twilight

>>26820514
>princess twilight
This

>>26820946
I want a story where everyone is madly in love with twilight but she doesn't want to be in a relationship with any of them
not because she isnt a lesbian or anything but because she just doesnt want to be in a relationship

what does twilight do during spring break?
study?

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>>26821726
obviously

>>26821726
have hot teenage sex with her boyfriend

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>>26821783
>Twilight
>boyfriend

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>>26821800
>cute girl in highschool
>not having a boyfriend

>>26821813
>>cute girl in highschool
>>not having a boyfriend
cute is relative
in eqg land twilight is ugly

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>>26821813
>not watching the movie

>>26821813
>being cute means she has no trouble finding a boyfriend
There are usually differences between what you find attractive and what anyone else does.

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>>26821821
>>26821826
>>26821886
>all this denial

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>>26821941

I want to be twilight's first boyfriend

>>26822100
>boyfriend
>straight twilight
Please, this isn't even /nst/, it's /u/.

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>>26822131
I want to be Sunset and Twilight's fwb

>>26822148
"Anon you know they are only using you because they cant find a good enough strapon"

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>>26822328
At least someone will be using me and I won't be all alone

>>26822328
>you mumble
>"What was that?"
>"Corrective rape," you whisper

>>26822366
they are still trying strapons
twilight is so desperate that she is calculating the best strapon shape and size

>>26822328
>they call you everytime they want to have a good session
>usually only sunset allows you to touch her
>it's ok, at least you're not alone
>you penetrate her while she licks twilight
>they both finish before you do, and collapse together on the bed whispering to each other and laughing
>you ask twilight if maybe she needs anything else
>"she's fine. stop being so pushy anon"
>you go home and finish the job yourself
>it's ok, it's still better than nothing

>>26822328
>>26822557
this is some cuck shit

>>26822557
I'd say this is pathetic, but I'm pretty sure this whole general would be fully accepting of that situation.

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>>26822557
This is too realistic
>>26822570
it's true

>>26822557
dykeshit is objectively shit, but this is maybe worse

>>26822570
I'd not.

>>26822570
I wouldnt either

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>>26822803
>>26822994
It's not nice to lie
If it were between that and not having any Twilight at all and dying alone like the losers that you are you would absolutely take it
It doesn't matter if she'll never love you like she does her Sunny because you'll at least be an instrument to further their love and bring her pleasure

>>26823274
I'm not really a loser tho, but whatever floats your boat.

>>26823274
Some of us actually have self respect, anon.

And I'd tell them to fuck right off with a smile on my face.

>>26823274
or we could just reject them and still be friends

>>26823274
you will never amount to anything with that mentality in life

>>26823807
Hardly anyone will
We live in a society where the ones who succeed are handed things based upon who their parents are, the people that they know, and how well they can fuck others over
You can work as hard as you possibly could, but you'll always be kept within your own shitty social class by the pigs who run the world's economy and intend to hold their positions
It's pointless to strive for greatness because you'll never attain it through conventional means
You must accept this fact of life and humble yourself if you are to ever gain anything resembling true happiness and not just an illusion created by your rejection of reality

>>26823892
that's the stupidest shit I've heard in a LONG time. did you metaphorically eat all the shit the modern media is spouting? just because sometimes you gotta work so your descendants have it better doesn't mean your life is bad. just make it better for those who come after you.

modernists.

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>>26824025
>just make it better for those who come after you
Except they won't have it better because they'll be born into the same class you're in and can't escape from it
Everything you believe about what the capitalists love to call "the American dream" is bullshit perpetuated by those who regulate and control the system

>>26824098
that's called a caste
and yes, capitalism in itself is fallacious, even if it suits the human nature "well enough"
but what you're postulating here is outright defeatism. which isn't good for mental health. think about it that way: you make something great, earn lots of money, better the world by just a bit, and your descendants have it better. the rich got the money from somewhere, not necessarily by stealing.
the ancient Romans had a figure of speech - a hard life is a good life. that's what's putting us apart from the animals: we plan for generation we will never fathom to see

>>26822557
I would accept this.

>>26824098
>Except they won't have it better because they'll be born into the same class you're in and can't escape from it
what the fuck
pretty much all of my grandparents and ancestors were farmers
my parents became academics
im an academic
of course you can escape your "class", only losers let arbitrary definitions keep them dowm

>>26824098
Let me give an example: I'm an orphan who studying right now. Sure, it sucks not to have had parent for almost as long as you can remember, but in the end good marks and a little student loan will make it all good. Everything I am now is what I achieved. Alone. I wish I could find a wife despite my love for alcohol.

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>>26824171
But why intentionally lie to yourself in such a way when you could accept the truth?
That seems much worse in general than risking a little bit of pessimism

>>26824228
Anon, in these days everyone is expected to be an academic
This is an age of information where industry is being phased out
You're in the same position that your grandparents were in during their time because the standards have increased

>>26824477
but thats literally
literally
wrong

>>26824477
accepting the fact that you weren't born as a millionaire doesn't contradict reworking your life in a manner that your children or grandschildren will have it better
if there was a war we, our children or their childen should take up, I'd rather have it to be me than them
and exactly because of this mentality we inherited civilization, and this is what the indoctrinated want to turn on us; our heirlooms are made into "privileges"
I'm proud of a hard life

>>26824539
But it's not, though
We've reached the point where countries are deindustrializing and relying on others for manufacturing through outsourcing
There is immense growth and profit to be made now in jobs that revolve around the transmission of information rather than manual labor, and because of this fact, higher-level education is certainly required if you are to attain an ideal amount of wealth
This isn't the 1950s anymore, it's 2016 :^)

>>26824581
Your children will undoubtedly have a life similar to yours, though
Maybe they won't have to work as hard manually, but if they are to maintain their position they'll have to put in the same amount of effort into their craft and they will always be stuck running in place on the treadmill that the capitalist pigs place them on
Any differences that you could see between yourself and them would merely be thanks to advancements in technology, which capitalists exploit happily

>>26824732
this is some retarded level of /leftypol/ defeatism, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt by assuming youre just trolling

>>26824732
capitalism gives the chance that sometime one of us has the chance, even an improbable one, to make something noteworthy, be it becoming rich (Rowling), insanely useful (Tesla), or both (Gates)
what you display may be some kind of depression, but I've just started studying that, so ask someone who did it throughoutly
and no, I'm not telling you off as mentally ill because of your opinion

please go to /pol/ or somewhere else to discuss whatever you are discussing

>>26824807
Last time someone said that I went to your mother

>>26824807
but then he would have to be confronted with people argumenting against his reasons for never trying to be good at anything

>>26824846
this is a board about ponies and eqg
this is a thread in this board about human twilight sparkle
at this point it is so unrelated it is just shitposting

>>26824866
Helping people out of depression isn't shitposting.
This is shitposting!
>we should make mlp a red board
>no hooves is acceptable
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Christian dark ages
>religion of peace
>I enjoy watching my gf/wife/waifu having sex with strangers

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What would Twilight's ideals surrounding economics be?
Considering that she wants to study and learn about magic it wouldn't be too out there to imagine that she would want to use it to make some sort of product or advancement in technology.

>>26824928
>get scholarship
>get job
>get grant for job
>science

>>26824928
>"yeah...stroke that phallic rod of sexual splendor...what I wouldn't give to suckle all of that gooey magic..."
>SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK SQUELCH QUEEF

>>26824928
who the hell cares

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>>26824995
People who want to marry and spend the rest of their lives with her?

>>26824928
Maybe we should discuss this?

>>26825020
yeah i guess, thank god im not one of them

>>26824928
something scientifically reasonable
better, fitting the social ideals
according to human nature, we can unanimously reject communism
and if we regard socialism, we must make seemingly eclectic but practically necessary additions
capitalism is fallacious, just a lot less than communism
it should be something that would drive scientific progress, so neither capitalism nor socialism as it was in Austria-Hungary?

>>26825066
you fail at waifuism class

>>26825066
Why are you here?

>>26825079
wrong
my waifu just isnt redditlight

>>26824922
Hitler, from his point of view, did nothing wrong.
Every board on 4chan should be NSFW, because 4chan in itself is not safe for work, "Please, baws don't fire me, I was just cheking a blue board on the chans :^)"

>>26825091
then why are you here

>>26825088
>>26825099
i still like the stories
my waifu is in a good part of the stories as well so theres that

>>26825091
>Redditlight
Wew lad, it was about time for the /v/irgins to come here.

>>26825092
>his point of view
moral relativism leads to depression
not kidding, look it up
it's retarded and fallacious as hell, throwing out millenia of philosophy and logic

>>26825091
For all we know she could just as well hate Reddit as ardently as I do. They're anti-science hacks, as it's evidently the case.

>>26825092
you shit don't know the differene between nsfw pictures and not polit correct discussions?

>>26825151
>it's retarded and fallacious as hell, throwing out millenia of philosophy and logic
Because all of that philosophy and logic is worthless
Morality has no strong foundation nor is it absolute

https://youtu.be/BQhwTg9sg7w

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Why did Twilight try to hide her research on magic during friendship games
even at the beginning when Sunset asked what she was doing, then Twilight ran onto the bus

Way to go nightly pollight thread. You are the new NTT

>>26825346
I don't know; that really pissed me off
It was obvious that Sunset knew what Twilight was doing and was trying to get her attention, but she always ran away from her for no raisin instead of just talking things out with her

>>26825162
science is shit tho so i guess reddit has a point rhere

>>26825405
I guess you live in Nepal and eat only rice, right? Now trow the comunity computer out of the window, it's a instrument that can be used for science and that is shit.

>>26825637
good strawman

>post a little cucking green. leave to do stuff
>come back to a politics discussion
Well, I think it's more interesting than just images bumps all day, unrelated as it may be.

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>>26821813

>>26825349
What award do we get?

>>26826027
>Twilight will never have angry sex with herself

>>26825665
That's not even the correct fallacy.
And even then your opinion stands no grounds because you are sorrounded with shit that was created by scientists.

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>>26823248
Das some good Midnight o:

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>be me
>come here
>still no sperglight update
>fear of kill is mounting
is OP kill?

>>26826745
That one is even better. Saved as Painkiller.png

>>26827212
Does anyone have the pacha edit?

>>26827231
the pacha is the original
this is the edit

>>26827581
I want two futa sunsets to DP twilight

>>26827731
>not wanting to DP Sunset with a futa Twilight

>>26827800
>not wanting futa sunset and twilight to DP you fucking plebs.

>>26827325
But how can the Pacha one be real if your eyes aren't real?

>>26828009
you cant see the pacha
you can feel the pacha

>>26825405
science is baseline
scientists are shit, though
they were better, now they're a bunch of faggots and, not rarely now, spouting the shit they've been paid to spout

>>26825244
you never read philosophy and logic, did you? there's a reason it's called the mathematics of words. moral is but a part of both

>>26825346
She attends what seems to be an analogue to our world's Catholic schools. Off course the students seem weird, and magic is a big no-no in Christianity. Assuming that magic in our world is as the "wizards" in our world claim it is, it's rightfully banned.

>>26829653
The thing is that magic in the show is just science with the name of magic slapped in it.

>>26829653
She didnt go to a catholic school
And she didnt know it was magic
Where did ypu get this answer

>>26830295
He got it from shitposting.
Also I didn't knew christian schools gave you an education of the level of a private school, because that's where Twilight goes, to a private school.

>>26812628
>"You sure? If you need to talk, I'm down."
>You shake your head
>"Oh. Well... alright then, I guess."
>Awkwardly, he stands to leave
>Just as he reaches the door, however, you call out after him
"W-wait!"
>He stops, raising an eyebrow at the sudden increase in volume
"You, um... are you doing anything tonight?"
>"Aside from binging on pizza and shitty cartoons... not really. Why?"
"Well, um... uh..."
>You clench your hands together in your lap, palms slick with sweat
"There's, uh... there's this club on el-leventh street... named after the band The C-Clash..."
>"Oh, that place? I heard it's kind of a dump."
>Your fingers twitch
"Yeah! I mean, uh... n-not really, it's... uh..."
>You drop your eyes, staring down at your shoes
"You don't have to go, if you don't want to..."
>"Eh. I don't have anything better to do. What band is playing?"
"I'm... not really sure. I'm meeting a friend there."
>"Huh. Well... yeah, sure, I guess. I'm not super big into punk music, but if you think it'll be fun, then why not?"
>Holy shit
>Is this actually happening?
>Light-headed, you force yourself to look back up at Anon, heart palpitating from disbelief
"Y-yeah! Really fun! See you there!"
>You grab your things, and nearly bowl him over as you sprint out of the room

>You're going on a date!
>Well, okay, maybe not a "date," but...
>You're meeting a boy somewhere!
>That counts as a date, right?
>You sprint up to your room the minute you get home, rooting through your clothes to try and find the appropriate outfit
>There's your Mistress Marevelous shirt... or maybe your Dragonforce sweater?
>Oh, no, those won't work at all; you need to break out the big guns!
>You root through to the back of your drawer, and grab your Neon Genesis Evangelion hoodie
>Perfect!

>>26830791
when did it go from "I'm a lone sperg trying to make a friend" to "dating"?
I mean... NGE? She's even making herself pretty for him.

>>26830791
>You're gonna look so cool...
>You lay back against your bed, allowing your imagination -- just for a moment -- to run wild

***

>"Wow, Twilight! Awesome hoodie!"
"Ha, thanks. It's pretty great, isn't it?"
>"Definitely! You have such patrician taste in cartoons!"
"Oh, it's not a cartoon. It's anime: superior animation from a faraway country."
>"Whoa! You're so knowledgable!"
"Well, I don't like to brag, but yeah. I totally am! Have you seen the theory I've been working on, about Quantum Information Conservation when approaching the Event Horizon?"
>"That sounds amazing! We should totally cuddle while you read it to me!"

***

>Your fantasies are interrupted by a knock at your door
"C-come in!"
>You're sweating a lot more than you probably should be...
>Your mom peeks her head in
>"Hey, you. What's got you so excited?"
"N-nothing. I'm going out with some friends tonight."
>It's been a long time since your mom's heard those words, and her face lights up in mixed joy and relief
>"That's wonderful, Twi. Where at?"
"Uh... nowhere. Just this one girl's house."
>"Oh? Whose?"
"Uh..."
>Dammit, that strange girl never told you her name
"S-Sugarcoat."
>"Well, that sounds great. You'll be back in time for breakfast tomorrow, right? Cadence is coming over!"
"Yeah! Yeah, I'll definitely be there!"
>"Awesome. Well, have fun tonight. I've gotta get to Shining's football game. You know how upset he gets whenever I miss one..."

>>26830867
>The time finally comes and you make your way to the club
>Now where exactly is it...
>While you check the map on your phone again you hear Anon's voice
>"Wow, Twilight! Awesome hoodie!"
>Brain malfunctions
>you didn't expect to come this far

>>26830867
>You bid your mom goodbye, then get back to fantasizing
>If there's one good thing you're good at, it's making shit up about yourself
>But you hardly feel like you have to anymore
>A real-life date (well, almost a date) tonight, then breakfast with Cadence tomorrow?
>It's like you stepped into the best dream you've ever had!

>When seven-thirty *finally* rolls around, you head out to the garage, grab your bike, and ride down to the club
>The place is...
>Well, it's a little imposing, honestly
>Your palms start to sweat the moment you see it, and the queasy feeling of trepidation builds in your stomach
>The club's windows are painted black, and the only door is made from a heavy, dark metal
>You walk up, wondering if you're supposed to knock, or if you can just head in
>Maybe this wasn't such a great idea...
>A hard lump begins to form in your throat, and you force yourself to swallow
>Easy, Twilight
>You trust that girl, right?
>And Anon will be here
>It's okay, just...
>Just knock...
>You raise a shaking hand to the metal, and--
>"Hey! There you are!"
"Gah!"
>You jump, backing against the door
>Fortunately, it's only the mysterious girl, leaning against the wall
>She's dressed... well, not very conservatively
>Her top is cut low, and full of strategically-placed rips, revealing a lot of her upper body
>A pair of tight thigh-high socks shows off lithe, slender legs, and her skirt is barely enough to keep her from constantly flashing you
>Needless to say, you don't feel so cool in your hoodie anymore
>You try to keep from staring, but the girl clearly doesn't mind
>She grabs you by the hand, pulling you around back
>"Come on! We're on in like fifteen minutes!"
"On? On what?"
>"Onstage!"
"Wh-what!? I never agreed to anything onstage!"
>"Well, too bad! You're drafted!"

>>26830908
"I... I... I... wh-what?"
>The girl doesn't respond; she just drags you through a back door, into a dingy, smoky, cramped little room
>The room is lit by a single lightbulb hanging from the ceiling, casting just enough glow that you can see an unfamiliar girl sitting across from you
>Her hair is bleached white, with purple-dyed tips, and she's dressed like a combination between a hooker and a Mad Max character
>"Jesus, Chryssi. What took you so long?"
>She catches sight of you
>"And who's this dork?"
>Chryssi pushes you towards the white-haired girl
>"Gilda, this is Twilight. She's our new guitarist!"
"G-guitarist?"
>You're slightly relieved it wasn't 'new stripper,' but still...
"But I can't play guitar!"
>"Eh, you'll learn."
>Chryssi pats you on the back
>Gilda clearly has about as much faith in you as you do in yourself
>"A geek like her? Fuck no. I've got an image to keep up."
>"The exact same image as every punk band in this town?"
>"What are you saying?"
>"I'm saying this could be the change we need! Some intellectualism! Some vulnerability! Just look at her?"
>You shrink away, feeling slightly uncomfortable under the combined stare of both girls
>"Hmph. Fine. But if you fuck up, new girl..."
>Gilda stands... and you're surprised to find she's like two inches shorter than you
>No less intimidating, though
"I w-won't! I promise!"
>Gilda rolls her eyes
>"Ugh. Come on! Don't just give in!"
"H-huh?"
>"Stick up for yourself, dork! You're a punk now!"
"I, uh..."
>"Talk back! Tell me to go fucking fuck myself!"
"G-go fucking fuck yourself!"
>"DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO FUCKING FUCK MYSELF?"
"N-no! I mean, y-yes, but you told me to!"
>"I'll kick your ass!"

>>26830961
>Gilda winds up to punch you
"No! P-please!"
>You cower, raising your hands over your head
>Gilda just groans
>"You're hopeless."
>She goes back to her chair, looking severely disappointed
"H-hopeless? Well... um... at least I'm not dressed like a hooker!"
>"What the fuck!? You talking shit about my duds?"
"Y-yeah! And no one says 'duds' anymore! You s-sound like everything wrong with the 90's."
>The sheer amount of fury in Gilda's face nearly vaporizes a hole through your chest
>"Oh yeah? Well anime is shit, you're a garbage weeb!"
"At l-least I'm not a midget!"
>Gilda looks like she's about to strangle you...
>Then her mouth cracks open in a grin
>"Now that's more like it!"
>She smacks your shoulder
>It hurts
>"I like this new girl! Go get her set up. I'm gonna get the soundcheck started. Photo Finish wants us on in ten minutes. And you know what a Nazi she is about scheduling."
>Gilda disappears out through the backstage door
>Then pops her head back in
>"Nazi. Get it? 'Cause she's German?"
>Chryssi rolls her eyes
>"I get it."
>Gilda frowns
>"You all suck. Whatever! I'll be onstage when you need me."
>She slams the door, leaving you and Chryssi alone
"She's, um... interesting."
>"Interesting is putting it a lot nicer than most. But that was impressive. Most people don't 'get' Gilda that quickly."
"Guess I'm a quick learner?"
>"Let's hope."
>Chryssi unracks a battered, angular guitar, passing it to you

>>26830994
as for music... will twi roll a nat20?

>>26830994
>"It's in an open tuning. That means you just have to hold the strings like this..."
>Chryssi takes hold of your hand, forming the proper position, and pressing your finger onto the strings
>They press into your skin almost painfully
>"Just hold some of them down, doesn't matter which, and then strum. And strum fast."
>She takes your other hand, and mimics the strumming motion
>"It'll be distorted to hell and back. So as long as you don't stop, it'll sound cool."
"You sure? I mean, I don't want to embarrass you guys..."
>Chryssi pulls you into a rough hug
>"You won't. I know potential when I see it, Twi. Just pound that thing like there's no tomorrow, and we'll handle the rest. Got it?"
"I... think?"
>"Great! We're on in five minutes!"

>Now, you've never gotten stage fright before
>Not due to being impervious to it, but rather because you've never actually *been* on a stage before
>It's...
>Well, it's way worse than you though
>There's *way* too many people on the floor, all of them watching you as you step onto the stage
>The guitar immediately feels twice as heavy, its strap pull your entire body into a stooped swagger
>Chryssi, however, struts onstage like she owns the place, hips swaying and heels clacking against the floorboards
>You try to imitate her posture, feeling vaguely raunchy
>Your mom definitely wouldn't be cool with this
>Gilda's sitting behind the drums, so nonchalant you could swear she's been practicing
>The other two look so natural, it just makes you feel more out-of-place
>Chryssi hooks in a bass guitar, stepping up to the mic
>"Hey. We're the Chängelings. This is what we sound like."
>You've barely even had time to register that the song is about to begin, when it does
>Gilda launches right into a blaring punk beat, and Chrysalis jams along, her bass spitting fuzz
>Trying to remember what she told you, you press down some random strings, and strum like a maniac

>>26831045
You sold your soul for two dots abote your a?

hi fellow german/austrofag

>>26831045
>The resulting sound is... actually pretty badass
>It's discordant and fuzzy, but it seems to throb along with Gilda's beat
>Chryssi looks over at you, and nods
>At her approval, you feel warm, luminescent pride beginning to swell in your chest
>You're actually doing good!
>The only thing that could make this better would be if...
>You look out into the crowd, eyes straining against the light
>There he is
>Anonymous is seated near the back of the club, nodding along to the music
>When he catches your eye, he smiles
>You don't think you've ever felt better than you do now
>Overcome, you attempt a tiny little rockstar jump
>You only get like two inches off the ground, but you feel awesome!
>Chryssi steps up to the mic, her voice spilling forth in twisted, searing melodies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkMJIJizoDU

>The crowd errupts into cheers for her, and Chryssi rewards them with a coy little wink, and a shake of her lower body
>She's hypnotizing, really
>It's hard not to be a little jealous
>Still, even if every other guy in the crowd is now watching her, there's still one watching you
>And that's enough

>The songs seem to blur into one cohesive mass of noise
>You make everything up as you go along, adjusting to match the others, and occasionally finding them matching with you
>And while it doesn't always sound great, the moments of perfect synchronization make you feel like something more than human
>By the time your set is over, you're drenched in sweat, your hoodie heavy with it, but you're grinning like an idiot
>Chryssi gets back up to the mic, calling out to the crowd one final time

>>26831088
>"So how was it?"
>The crowd erupts in applause
>Chryssi rewards them with one final gyration of her hips, which elicits even more cheers
>"If you like us, tell your friends! Tell everyone you know! Bring us more of that love!"
>She steps away, waving, before leading you and Gilda backstage
>The minute you're in private, she's hugging you
>"That was great! You sounded so good!"
"Y-yeah? You think?"
>"I know! You sure you haven't played before?"
"I mean... I play a little piano, but... nothing serious..."
>"That was awesome!"
>Chryssi looks to Gilda, waiting for her to chime in
>Gilda shrugs
>"It was pretty good, I guess. For a noob."
>Chryssi waves dismissively at her
>"Ah, she's jealous. You were perfect!"
>Gilda rolls her eyes
>"You two are so lame, sometimes. Blech."
>"You want in on the hug too, G?"
>"Like hell. I gotta go anyway. Indigo's been blowing up my phone all night."
>"Aww. She misses her girlfriend?"
>"She's not my girlfriend!"
>"Oh, right. Of course not."
>"She's not! We're just friends! Just because I like hanging out with someone doesn't mean I'm fucking them!"
>"No, of course not. But those bruises on your neck do."
>"Those... those are from boys! Lots of boys! Boys love me!"
>"I'm sure they would, if given the opportunity."
>"You... gah! Fuck this, I'm out."
>She flips Chryssi the finger, then storms out...
>But not before poking her head back in
>"That was a good show, though. But still, fuck you."