A Yautja Predator is now in Equestria >What happens?

>>26795932
Don't know, OP. How about you actually make an attempt with your prompt instead of another 'wat do' bullshit scenario?

>>26795932
Kills some ponies take their skulls as thropy, then leave

/thread

>>26795932
>Yautja Predator
What hunts them anyways?

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>>26795932
this

>>26795985
I want you to know I'm keeping that.

>>26795932
He get bored. Very, very quickly. Maybe heading to Minotaur or Gryphon lands will make him a happy Pred, but in pony lands, he's going to get really bored, really fast. Unless he runs across a dragon.

>>26796007
Maybe he could find a Royal Guard pony worthy enough to rip his spine and skull out.

>>26795932
Then Arnold and Danny Glover arrive and kill him and leave. Done.

>>26796007
Maybe Discord could give him a good time I dunno.

>>26796030
What would his skull even look like?

>>26796062
A rubiks cube

>>26796062
It would probably warp and change at least a few times a day.

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>>26796062
Discord is basically Dr. Manhattan when it comes down to a fight. There's little a Yautja could do to cause him harm.

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>>26795932
He'd try to seek out the most worthy prey.
Probably Celestia, Luna, or Discord.
With his superior hunting technology and a metric shit ton of luck maybe he'd be able to kill Celestia and Luna.
Though, Discord would probably turn him into stone, or something.

>>26795932
>It lands.
>Pinkie immediately throws it a party.
>She is in his ship, he literally just landed, and the place is decorated with balloons and streamers.
>She has teleported other ponies in the ship too.
>They are coming out of the walls.
>Terrified, it runs.
>It has seen some shit but nothing like this.
>Doesn't realize it has a party hat on as it cloaks.
>Floating party hat flies into the Everfree.
>His fellow Predators who are watching all facepalm.

>>26795965
/Threading yourself

>They nuke the planet from orbit

>>26797119
I missed.

>>26796946

>>26795932
Threads like these are literally the cancer of this board

>>26797137
Then why did you bump it? I agree, though.

>>26797137
>This.
>Not mlpg.

>>26797187
These threads are terrible.

>(Character) in Equestria. Wat do?!?!?
>no thought put in it
>they clearly just watched or played that movie/game/show
>no effort to try and even think up a scenario
>wants writefags to do all the work

Fuck that shit. If there was EVER any thought process put into the OP of these things, they wouldn't be so god damned retarded. This is why I don't write for these garbage threads.