SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is apparently out early; no thread to link to, though!
Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981
The last Friday of winter! Equestria must be fairly humming in anticipation and entertainment. Does Mayor Mare already have anything lined up for Ponyville? It might be a little tricky to get much in the way of last minute practical preparations now. There'll probably be visiting help like other years, anyhow. No need to worry now, that's for Sunday!
>>26786756
Previous thread.
>filly
Which mare has the nicest ass?
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26790683
Friends Forever #26 is actually storytimed NOW!
>>26790690
Wouldn't owning donkeys be considered slavery.
>>26790682
It's the cock vore sisters!
>>26790690
This one.
>>26790684
>Cotton Cloudy
>Unicorn
Wat
>>26790684
>different race yet still the same filly
Friday
Friday
Gonna get down on Friday
wow https://a.uguu.se/fooevz.png
>>26790710
>it's friday
>>26790702
This is actually a cow in a pony costume.
>>26790706
I can only think of one other filly who has a counterpart for all three races.
>>26790682
>Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is apparently out early; no thread to link to, though!
>>26790695
>Friends Forever #26 is actually storytimed NOW!
I don't think I can ever trust you again!
>>26790721
>13 posts difference
The thread literally wasn't up before this thread, famicom
>>26790615
>>26790616
Oh well, he did draw pony last week.
Still, I didn't expect to draw necrophilia.
Tall princesses.
>>26790713
unf
>>26790721It was actually the very post after the thread went up. I'm sorry!
>>26790740
them sidemouths
that rape face
>>26790690
that one
>>26790740
no
>>26790740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA&feature=youtu.be
>>26790767
Damn right.
>>26790777
That's the past anon. Things change
>>26790797
>that picture
wait
did I miss a promo or something
>>26790810
It's in the video
>>26790804
>you'll never be the only friend who's still taller than Twilight
>>26790813
Well, yeah
I just thought it was from a different video since that sone seems fan-made
Pulsar pony flashes you.
Your cells are stripped apart by a burst of gamma rays travelling at the speed of light.
>>26790823
No, that video is a promo itself
>>26790844
OhI'm super hyped for Sunburst
I think I might be having a heart attack, can you guys not be fags for the next 10 minutes so if the EMT's find my corpse they won't think I'm gay.
>>26790797
>sunburst's voice
>>26790797
Starburst looks like a fag.
>Ohh I have a cloak
>So magical
>>26790835
fucking OP pony
I want to suck Spike's cute lil cocks while he's wearing a dress and lipstick.
>>26790858
>>26790861
He soundscute
How would you rate Friends Forever #26 out of 10 mlpg?
>>26790875
He does
I'm totally gay for him
>>26790886
stillaven'treadit/10
>>26790898
But you're totally gay for EVERY stallion, Anon.
I just remembered that I never finished this
so here it is
>>26790898
This picture makes me dislike him more.
What is this?
Ponies are usually great.
>>26790911
But I'm even more gay for this particular stallion than I am for the other stallions
>>26790886
it was alright
Bit of a slow start but it was entertaining
>>26790919
what a cute bird
>>26790797
Odd to see a promo like that. Not that I'm complaining that it's different, but still odd.
>>26790886
It was cute and it's great that Blueblood is getting some character, the Yak masseuse was fucking great too
The rehased set-up from the episode was just kind of eh
7/10 I riked it
>>26790695Sorry about that Isaac. I should've probably known that you would link the storytime in the OP and started earlier.
>>26790886
I think they could have shaved some of the time they took for the intro and travel off to use it on more interaction between Blueblood and Shiny.
Otherwise a very nice comic. I wonder if we'll ever get to see Blueblood be useful in the show, too
>>26790886
Blueblood/10
>>26790919
THANKS
I LOVE THAT BLUEPON
>>26790933
At least we're getting some effort on Discovery's part.
S5 had the initial announcer hype and then it was ""All new"" all year.
>>26790886
Huge improvement over the last comic, and much better pacing. 8/10 for not making Blueblood a stereotypical 80's cutout.
>>26790947
>something seen in the comics first ending up on the show
That would be quite the shitstorm, but it would be nice to see a useful Blueblood like that.
>>26790957
I wonder if they're figuring out just now that people care about those.
>>26790957
>Motorboats leather clad breasts stoically
>>26790963
>That would be quite the shitstorm
I don't think so
That wouldn't somehow make the comics canon
>>26790980
Wouldn't stop shitposters from overreacting to it.
>>26790963
>I wonder if they're figuring out just now that people care about those.
How much overlap is there between them and actual Discovery staff?
After all, original Discovery did the extended Boom De Yada after seeing just how popular that was.
>>26790974
"Mass effect field"
>>26791005
>look at how blue we both are!
>>26791005
>Old drag queen out of costume
>>26790986
Who cares about shitposters? The franchise has an insane amount of fans, the shitposters are an irrelevantly small amount of that.
>>26791017
>>26791020
Yeah, you're right. Probably not worth mentioning, but it's what came to mind.
Having male characters with traits like that would make it worthwhile anyway.
>>26791005
I like how the cracks in the pillars from Best Night Ever are pretty much permanent now since it looks like no ones fixed them through their multiple appearances n the show.
>>26791005
Man, I forgot how great that episode was
>>26791049
>less than 8 days till season 6
>>26791084
SEVEN DAYS, NINETEEN HOURS, THIRTY TWO MINUTES AND FORTY FIVE SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIEEEEEE
>>26791091I hope that movie turns out okay for that series.
>>26791103
what a pretty pony
>>26791103
Jesus fuck Raindrops calm your tits.
>>26791103
She is a very pretty pegasus.
>>26791109
she's just trying to attract a mate
>>26791103
Raindrops pls, there are fillies here.
What a squirty pegapone.
>>26791091
god that show was so shitty
>>26791127
shutup football head
https://m.fuwa.se/jd3h6y.webm/How_to_properly_massage_King_Sombras_royal_ponut.webm
aww yeah
friday and horses
frorses
>>26791155
>>26791127
>tfw you just shout out something WRONG for everyone to hear
Twist is best pony!
>>26791155
Aw yiss
>>26791124
What a slutty cutehorn
>>26791152
You're not supposed to slip a thumb in?
>>26791170
Best human, you mean?
>>26791217
Disgusting
>No AKR, Larson, McCarthy, or Levinger
>Haber as showrunner
S6 will be shit.
>>26791217
Needs to be dorkier.
>>26791232
She's still plenty dorky, she's just all dressed up for once
>>26791173
I want that slut to make me her slut
Are there any other episodes that show the royal sisters' chambers, other than the end of Griffon the Brush-Off?
>>26791290
h-her big
>>26791305
Call of the Cutie
>>26791305
Do Princesses Dream Of Magic Sheep
>>26791310
I wonder how she thought about that moment later on when she found out what was rampaging through the other city.
evens: work on thing
odds: horse aroujnd
>>26791408
you must horse around later
>>26791408
Do the thing!
>>26791411
>>26791415
I hope I'll finish the thing today so that I can horse around in peace
filly wont stop horsing around
>>26791408
>touching horns
SO LEWD
>>26791449
atta girl
>>26791380
>>26791311
Forgot about that shot in the Sheepish episode; gonna use it, thanks!
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/oc-colon-mean+streak
>oc is a BULL
>the BULL is THE KEK
I R O N Y
>>26791460
cram a sock into her mouth
>>26791481
what?I like him and the other oc mare, it's a cute thing
>>26791494
Notice how in all of the threesome+ images he takes her mouth.
C U C K
U
C
K
>>26790822
Twilight Sparkle will be no longer an alicorn, she'll be back into her original form like Rarity.
>>26791521
pls stop
>>26791535
actually, an enterprising anon will shoot rarity with a tranq dart and staple some wings onto her
>>26791521
that is a bit of a stretch but it is suspicious.
i am going to need more evidence
>>26791290
>that little ear twitch
she really is best princess
quick question, according to fandom, when Princess Celestia went undercover as regular pony, what fake name does she took? Does Princess Luna also had done the same thing?
Doesnt have to be canon, a well known fic could do
>>26791554
https://derpiboo.ru/1111731
She needs dildos.
Sure sign of a c u c k.
Happy Friday Night suckas
Plans for the weekend?
>>26791627
I'M GONNA SLEEP
THEN PARTY
>>26791627
Get drunk, finish the lewd story I'm working on and study
>>26791627
Nope.
>>26791627
>Plans for the weekend?
T-totally making f-friends
>>26791483
>>26791660
>>26791567
Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles on derpibooru
>>26791627
no, you wanna hang out?
>>26791665
God I hope we see that couple again.
>>26791627
I'm gonna go and interact with people tomorrow morning while at the same time being paralyzed with fear hoping it'll be better
right now I'm gonna shower I guess
I haven't gone out with someone during the weekend in something like a year or two
>>26791627
i am going to insult people over the internet to make myself feel better
>>26791627
No.
>>26791665
Which basically are the MLP version of pic related (even colors look pretty similar)
>>26791696
>okay anon, roast me!
>>26791708
>>26791708
>okay anon, spitroast me!
>>26791705
thats what ive thought the moment i saw them
>>26791660
SQUEAKY ISN'T AN ONOMATOPOEIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>26791705
>Which basically are the MLP version of pic related
YOU DEFILE THE HONOR OF THE TEEN TITANS BY POSTING THAT ABOMINATION
PISTOLS AT NOON
>>26791724
>sex with a mare
Do I look gay to you
>>26791724
Okay well your small so maybe if I use my fist and we're at an angle.
>>26791749
ur mum isn't an onomatopoeia m8
>>26791765
Sorry mate, that's the only Teen Titans I've ever watched (not into capeshit, even less into DC comics)
>>26791792
Mate, not that guy, but Teen Titans stands on it's own as a cartoon even if you aren't into cape shit.
It's a great cartoon that has great characters, plots and character development.
You really should give it a chance.
>>26791627
>Going out on Friday night.
What the heck could I even do?
I don't drink, classmates already went home,...
>tfw ban expired today
>>26791792
>not into capeshit, even less into DC comics
that's bait right
that's gotta be bait
please god I want it to be bait
I feel so angry right now.
It was such a good cartoon.
>>26791819
dude, you don't even have a new IP, so that means you already posted in the thread.
what sort of weird shitpost is this?
>>26791813
>>26791821
Guys, calm down, I'm not saying it's shit. I'm just saying I've never watched it, cause it's not my kind of thing. I just watch TTG occasionally to get some silly laugh
>>26791845
That's kinda the thing. Why isn't it your kind of thing? If the reason is because it's capeshit you are missing a great show for nothing.
Honestly if you like MLP for the characters and interactions you'd also love Teen Titans because that is one if it's strongest points.
>>26791832
Fuck you talkin bout?
>>26791856
The art style it's a big turn off, for me.
Also, I'm not that much into the "teens fight crime while dealing with adolescence" thing.
But hey, who knows, maybe one day I'll give it a shot. I'm not completely against it.
>getting wasted alone and eating instant ramen at 10pm today
>>26791627
I'm going toa funeral.
>>26791901
>"teens fight crime while dealing with adolescence" thing.
I hope you do because that is is probably the worst preconceived opinion about the plots in the show.
At worst certain episodes could be somewhat described like that but it would be pretty damn wrong.
Dunno why you dislike the artstyle, I agree it;s not great but it's not bad either. But that;s pretty subjective.
>>26791856
>I dont like show that resolves around X
>You are missing out amazing things that goes with X!
Is this how yall convince others to join the herd? Damn this is pathetic
>>26791901
>Also, I'm not that much into the "teens fight crime while dealing with adolescence" thing.
STOP ASSUMING THINGS.
GOD.
JESUS.
ALSO THAT'S NOT THE ARTSTYLE OF TEEN TITANS
THIS IS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjNy6W6YcqA
IT'S GOT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
IT'S GOT WAIFUS
IT'S GOT HUMOR
I HATE YOU
>>26791918
Uh, hey, good...luck with that!
B-break a leg!
FUCK
>>26791936
he was paraplegic
>>26791941
You're not me.
>>26791936
Well, it's not like anyone can get any less dead.
>>26791926
You sounded like that predatory gay in my campus.. Better watch your ass everybody
>>26791936
NEVER TELL A HORSE TO BREAK A LEG
THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE
>>26791949
>Well, it's not like anyone can get any less dead.
they can always get MORE dead!
Hijack that funeral, aloha snackbar style
that way you're creating a mass grave and saving everyone funerary expenses!
>>26791965
I actually like most of my extended family, though.
>"So, what are you gonna do this weekend? Wanna make a list about it?"
>>26791966
yeah but think about how much money you'd save!
>>26791901
holy fucking shit that's a broken leg
>>26791926
Shh, I know TTG has a completely different artstyle, relax.
Dude, live and let live. What are you, a Teen Titans sectarian?
>>26791920
>Dunno why you dislike the artstyle
too "hybrid" for my taste.
>>26791969
Do not respond to this imposter, she is not the real Twilight
>>26790978
More animation techniques!
unf
>>26791974
>What are you, a Teen Titans sectarian?
Back in the days of yore when that show aired I watched it religiously. It was my first "real" cartoon.
I still have a thing for raven.pleb tier waifu
>>26791971
Nah.
We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
>>26791984
what tumblr is that from?
>>26791962
break pony's leg so it can't get away from you
>>26791998
royalsketchbook.tumblr.com
>>26791986
>I still have a thing for raven.
BB, pls
>>26792004
neat, thanks
>>26791832
don't bring up the new ip feature if you don't know how it works you idiot
>>26792008
That show does not exist
it never existed
every image is a proof of its inexistance
I am not seeing anything
that is a blank post
>>26791627
Do schoolwork that I was supposed to do all week but procrastinated on.
>>26792008
She had the nicest figure in the original show, every time she wasn't wrapped herself in purple was just, damnAlso really that episode where evil Iron Man shreds her skintight suit and she's got all those demonic tattoos just. Geez
>>26792014
No problem anon
>>26792026
I NEED PICS
>>26791627
My two older brothers and I are getting Empire at War on steam and seeing how that turns out for us. Maybe I'll finally read the Daring Doo chapter series too.
Terra was also a mediocre waifu
>>26792017
Get on with the times old man, kek
>>26792017
Well, I can only say"You should watch it! You're missing a lot of fun!" :^)
Anyway, have a less TTG-ish Raven for your troubles
>>26792036
terra didn't even have a nose
>>26792017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AsomkWscrA
>>26792008
I always had a crush onbeastboy
>>26792036
A SLUTTY mediocre waifu
>>26792036
Her mom was nice though
>>26792041
THAT PART WAS EXTREMELY OUT OF CHARACTER AND MADE ONLY BECAUSE TARA ALSO VOICES RAVEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DEFILING THE GRAVE OF YOUR ANCESTORS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26792041
But seriously though that show is the most spiteful and mean-spirited pieces of shit I've ever seen.
The fact that they willingly go out of their way to shit on the original series just baffles me.
>>26792050
Craving BB's horsedick.
>upvotes galore tag removed from derpibooru
>>26792064
score.gt:500
>>26792056
Got it, somebody here is in desperate need for a hug
>>26792064
>i'm too retarded to figure out how to use a simple search system
>>26792064
Now they just need to remove all the stupid "x character with huge tits" tags and replace them with just "big tits" or something and it'll finally be properly usable
>>26792060
Not listening yooooou~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ep34ULG3w
>>26792070
what would you do if your dog died of old age and you said your goodbies and everything and you're over the loss and still remember him fondly
AND THEN SOMEONE JUST
TAKES THE DOG'S ROTTING CARCASS
SHOVES A FUCKING BUTTPLUG UP HIS ASS
GIVES HIM SHADES AND A HAWAIIAN SHIRT
AND MADE HIM SPEAK IN FUCKING CATCHPHRASES
AND THEY SAID HERE
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING DOG
i want to double hug them
>>26792060
Why isn't it your kind of thing? If the reason is because it's a remake of an old show then you are missing a great show for nothing.
Honestly if you like Teen Titans for the characters and interactions, then you'd can just ignore them and focus on the humor instead.
>>26792087
...I would tell them "No, that's a corpse. My dog is dead", duh.
>>26792077
Haha, next you'll suggest they honor Tag What You See
>>26791290
Celestia's great in that, but I love everything involving Twilight in that gif. Why do I like that cute pony so much even when she's not the focus of a scene?
>>26792105
lookit those cute grey pegasi
de bes
>>26792047
While entertaining, that was fucking bizarre.
>>26792105
the real joke is that teen titans go is going to outlive teen titans. It's already gotten more seasons planned than the original.
And if you google "teen titans", you get that piece of crap.
I don't even hate TTG
I just
I just don't want them to shit on the corpse of the original that much
>>26792125
they seem to go well together
>>26791290
gosh, Celestia is so pretty and big and pretty.
>>26792116
when you love a pony you love her in everything
>>26792116
Her just being pushed along while looking confused is pretty funny
>>26792132
TTG is not going to steal your fond memories of TT. It's another thing, you can watch it (if you want)
>>26792138
Pegasus society ranks them for color, that's why. So Derpy is Dinky and Rumble's favorite adult, cause her color is kinda similar to theirs. AND THAT'S A FACT!
(not really)
Here, go makes friends or something.
https://discordapp.com/invite/0npPzSIhBkBuEv8P
>>26792164
>for
*by
>>26792047
well, I get that they're making fun of nerds that don't like TTG
but holy shit that guy is completely right
he's listing all the reason why TTG a shit.
>>26792164
If dinky chose favorite ponies by color and familiarity, I would think her favorite would be this guy
Unless he is her dad or something
in which case he is probably her favorite anyway
>>26790683
This comic is gay as fuck with a lot of gayhorses
>>26792147
She's too cute in that one. I will have to arrest her.
>>26792132
Using your terminology, what you have here is two different dogs mate, not it corpse.
Your first dog is a loyal german shepherd
after it dies due to old age, your parents give you a new dog, a playful and shy german shepherd
No matter how much you try to look at it, the new german shepherd, despite looking much alike the first one, is essentially a different dog. Its not its reanimated corpse, its not its shitty clone, NO! Its a different dog.
>>26792178
at least someone remembered Prince Blueblood exists
>>26792182
A reboot is technically a clone.
>>26792191
it would have been funny if they tried to explain how he's a prince as sort of a gag
they did a little bit with that "there aren't many of us" line I guess
>>26792168
I think this bit is more like the people working on the show acknowledging that the original was better but it's not the same show and shouldn't be treated like it is.
>>26792211
y-yeah but
muh titans
Muh childhood
MUH MEMORIES
MUH MUH
>>26792178
>only 2 pony prince in equestria
prince gay por when?
>>26792175
No, she doesn't like him cause his cutie mark is clearly a ripoff of that of Twilight (who she secretly admires, despite the fact that she's of a completely different color)(and also that both of them are unicorns, so they are not expected to follow that rule)(I completely forgot about that)
In this pic you can see her using a magic spell to meet filly Twilight
>>26792180
>arresting the princess
Funny ,anon
>>26792088
i want to be a pretty mare with a pretty mare best friend who sometimes sleep together and do other stuff together
sex things
alright, I'm gonna stop posting
but I'm gonna post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAkYWcbcUM
>>26792235
>being mean to the human ambassador
I'll tell Celestia!
>>26792266
okay but if the camera is pointing towards you, you have to act like a normal mare
>>26792267
This is better. I almost choked the first time I saw it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCmaMoWh2i0
>>26792191
The comic is breddy good, you should give it a read
>>26792191
Dude, not even Blueblood is aware he exists.
>>26792291
its stallion centric so I just might
>>26792047
>they start making fun of the Go! style
wow I didn't really think much of Go! other than that it is pretty meh
>>26792285
I-
I don't get it.
Am I missing a part of the joke
where is the joke
>>26792313
You have to watch the episode to get it.
Soo... I haven't watched MLP since the beginning of season 3
So in summary, what have I missed?
>>26792330
guaranteed replies
>>26792334
why is it always season 3?
>>26792327
I'm downloading the fourth wall, I'll decide later if do the same with this
>>26792330
>he doesn't know of MLP Go!
>>26792330
Wings
More wings
Alicorn Babies
DBZ finals
TARDIS like houses and Dr. Who references
Mute Vinyl
Horse Brad
Another hippie pony
Do not ruffle the pony manes. They take forever to get ready with just hooves.
if pony is elected mayor she promises a filly in every house!
>>26792338
>download
Dude, please. http://www.watchcartoonslive.com/teen-titans-go-episode-41-little-buddies/
>>26792337
Because that's when a lot of people actually did stop watching the show.Because it was shit
>>26792355
I'm voting for filly instead.
>>26792330
you missed s5 aka best season
>>26792338
>>26792346
Sounds to me that I didn't miss out on something too big, though i'm not sure if I should continue watching. It's been so many years
>>26792360
>streaming
>that fucking site layout
>player doesn't even work
>>26792375
Oh, also smelly Twalot clone
>>26792381
hello astrofilly
Hey, I sneaked a 5hr energy shot into Pinkie's drink. Let's see what happens...
What a fatty.
>>26792381
...I just watched that. And I'm not even on windows.
I'd say your pc has some problems
>>26792400
that's what happens when you eat sticks of butter
>>26792406
I blame Paula Deen.
>>26792397
It's not a drink
>>26792397
>>26792406
But all ponies do that.
>>26792405
I had to disable my adblocker (allowing about 10 different tracking scripts to run), my HTTPS enforcer and run several flash plugins to get it to work, and the quality is laughable.
I seriously hope you don't actually use that site regularly.
>>26792418
they should really eat healthier
>>26792417
10/10 would worship
>>26792426
it took me fifty six seconds to torrent that episode at 720p.
Just ignore the blubbering idiot.
In the news, horses are disgusted by human anatomy
>>26792426
No, I just clicked on the first link that popped out with "TTG Little Buddies".
But hey, uBlock Origin had no problems with that, so I'm kinda relaxed
>>26792455
does she still have horse bits down there?
how do you have sex with a pony
do you just kinda hold them at your waist and fuck them while walking around
Celestia has mandated that you be Luna's boyfriend.
>>26792485
>>26792455
i very much like sunset's horsey natureand horsey vag
>>26792497
Do not use pony's predator/prey instincts to get them off. They'll get hooked to it.
>>26792455
>tfw can't moonrunes
I should learn, one of these days.
>>26792507
why's that a problem?
>>26792511
Not much to read:
(Finally… I’m going to get it on with the most popular guy in school…!)
(He’s all mine…!)
(A fitting match for the queen of this high school…!)
"Flash…"
"Shimmer…"
"Shimmer?"
<I had no idea humans were like that!>
(...at least that's what's written in Derpibooru)
>>26792512
Their mind will get so filled with sex that it'll hinder their social life. You're linking two primal emotions together. Some ponies have to go to rehab because of it.
hug the pony
kiss the pony
love the pony
>>26792538
>>26792538
Ew, no. Ponies have cooties and fleas.
>>26792523
That's probably paraphrasing.
http://nobby-art.tumblr.com/post/141253807390/time-for-bugmom
>>26792548
mwah
>>26792538
Don't mind if I do.
>>26792549
I keep telling you to get your pony a flea collar
>>26792572
this pic is super cute
>>26792559
Sure, but you get the point
>>26792578
if only anon would listen
>>26792578
>>26792596
good luck I'm behind 7 fillies
Ponies have, as a society, rejected the collars of slavery and are burning them all in a pile.
There will be no more collars in Equestria.
>>26792578
She got another pony to chew it off. I tried getting the ones that are supposed to taste really bad, but they still did it.
How come the fillies' collars start beeping intensely when I get closer to them?
>>26792604
GoodMy pony sluts kept getting choked by it, during blowjobs
>>26792605
that's what cones are for
https://derpibooru.org/tags/frame+skipping
>>26792616
>This plays in background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBbP2kro-c&spfreload=10
>>26792616
Everyones on an invisible Swerve Star
>>26792604
About time
>>26792604
they can still wear them for fun though, right?
>"what? Drugs? A bad trip? Don't be silly, invisible green ape, I'm fiiiiiiiine..."
>>26792667
Of course not, anon. You can get in pony jail for that.
>>26792640
Or a Formula Star
Just don't touch the buttons and let er' glide
>>26792346
So basically nothing?
>>26790690
The one that you love
>>26792700
oh gosh
>>26792695
With potatoes
>>26792713
well everyone loves the princess
>"Oh, aaaaanoooon...! You really are unrepentant!"
>>26792744
Everyone makes love to the princess?
>>26792786
only once every 100 years during their heat
>>26792786
...wot
I ship Spike and Starlight.
>>26792845
to where?
>>26792848
Tulsa
>>26792810
Man I hate cursive writing.
>Everything will crumble into electron soup. Becoming Nihilistic because of reasons. Yay.
Chuckle worthy
>>26792860
>Cursive
Typing is much more efficient.
>I dont understand why you avoid looking between my legs. Theres nothing there, Anon.
>>26792881
P-please, just let m-me dream...
>>26792801
Ponies have no right to look so cute and fuckable.
>>26792801
She looks like a lumpy pile of vanilla pudding.
>>26792963
she looks like all her bones are broken.
>>26792881
UNF
>>26793048
WATERMELON MARE
>>26792525
Unf.
Twilight NTRs Glimmer with Sunburst.
>>26793090
She should cut off his beard and choke him with it
ded
>>26793048
Bird Horses are the qtest Horses
>>26793186
>>26793184
There was a time where if the thread died for 2 minutes you'd say it was dead. Now it's like a minimum 5.
>>26793186
this one is one of my favorites, even if she's not popular
The word ded kind of looks like a dead pony on its back
>>26793200
she looks like she needs a shower
>>26793202
I want to rub pony's e
>>26793195
I've seen it ded for way longer than that on hiatus
>>26793202
It's the summoning rune for Gloomy
>"Come give your aunty Twilight a hug, anon!"
>>26793205
thats just her horse colors
>>26793218
Twilight I'm pretty sure I'm older than you
>>26793233
shutup Fluttershy
>>26793233
She used her royal powers to legally push the date on your birth certificate back a few years.
How old are the mane 6?
>>26793271
Young adults. Probably early 20s.
>>26793271
They'll be 6 in October
gawker deserved it
>>26793318
I'm starting to like ponies in collars.
Someone help me before I put a lock on the basement door.
>>26793321
nothing wrong with that
>>26793321
Nothing wrong with that. Ponies in collars are adorable.
>>26793318
Rarity slutting up Dash for Anon.
>>26792604
and then anon woke up from this terrible nightmare
>>26793313
Yeah, brother!
>>26793313
>"It's okay when we do it."
I'm glad that didn't work.
Honestly, I think some bronies are in denial about how S6 will likely be a downgrade in quality.
>>26793321
but then the ponies can't get in anon
>>26793345Put it on extra tight so when you make them deep throat you they struggle a bit.
>>26793353
I'd watch that
>>26793271
late teens back in Season 1.
They're now in their mid twenties.
>>26793345
Best slaves.
>>26793318
Dash sure cleans up well
Filly has fell into a Bottomless Pit
>>26793419
the twilight on the right isn't nearly compact enough
>>26793345
But what if I want to wear a collar for pony
>>26793419
pretty sure it's established that only a year, two tops, has passed over the course of 5 seasons
>>26793422
Just flooding the place should be good enough to get rid of any DNA evidence
>>26793447
>not wanting to be a pony wearing a collar
>>26793466
there has been 3 distinct winters we have seen, so at least 3 years has gone by
I don't see any reason not to assume their time passage isn't close to 1:1
If the season starts with McFlurry already being born we will know for a fact time passes when we are on hiatus
>>26793513
I thought only one year had passed, or at least a year and some months
>>26793513
Tank had hist first winter in season 5 and the last winter was in season 2
Can't be much more than 3 years
Tuftyequestriagirlhorses
>>26793414
that's the kind of idea that needs a writefag
>>26793527
Why would you think that?
As I said we have seen 3 different winters in the show so far
>>26793528
Winter Wrap Up
Hearths Warming Eave
Tanks for the Memories
are all different winters, so 3 years at the least
>>26793528
>Tank is only 1 years old
gonna need some citation for that
>>26793551
Dash explictly says in tanks for the memories that the winter coming up is the first one she is spending with tank
So less than a year has transpired between season 2 and season 5
>>26793541
>HWE
>Beginning/Middle of first winter
>WWP
>End of first winter
>TftM
>End of second winter
I thought that season 1 and 2 happened together for the most part, then they all stand on their own
>>26793529
I'm ok with this.
>>26793569
That doesn't make it Tank's first winter
>>26793584
I never said it was
Tank is clearly not a baby
But tabnk has clearly spent less than a year with dash
You call that a scrunch?
>>26793599
Tank's first winter with Dash would have been Hearths Warming Eve, as she acquired him 4 episodes earlier.
He mysteriously disappeared for some number of episodes only to reappear without any commentary of the fact
its just poor consistency in the writing
>>26793607
>>26793622
episodes are not in chronological order within a single season
>>26793622
We know that the episodes in seasons aren't in order.
Hearths Warming Eve could have been before the Tank episode chronologically.
>>26793622
There aren't many time markers in the series though. One of the main ones could be the appearance of Twilight's wings, for instance
>>26793607
>>26793632
>>26793622
Addendum
Only really after season 3 does this trend change
Season 1 is also whacky about episode order
>>26793632
But we know they are mostly due to ponies making chronological references within seasons to events that occured prior, and simple events like the CMC marks only being present in episodes after they acquired them.
what if the ponies are in chronological order and it's us who are not in order
>>26793622
And he reappeared in S5 so that Dash could play the victim card
>>26793658
They only really reference continuity within a season after season 3
Before then the episodes are really loosey goosey with ordering (to allow for haphazard reruns)
>>26793658
The CMC were in costume during Scare Master. In theory, they could've had cutie marks
>>26793677
now you are just being dense
>>26793194
That's all you want me for!
>>26793194
No, it's bad for you
>>26793688
Scare Master was originally episode 106
>>26793768
that is not what that notation means
good morning MLPG
What if Starlight had a crush on Spike?
>>26793860
>Morning
It's 9 at night
>>26793860
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN MLPG
>>26793860
Good morning, anon.
>>26793876
yeah, but I slept the whole day
it's my morning
>>26793894
I used to live like that
it was kind of nice waking up just as the night began
>>26793860
>>26793887
>you will never wake up to a soft nuzzle on the cheek and 'good morning' breathed into your ear from celestia
>>26793926
I'd be pretty terrified if I woke up tomorrow to that
then aroused
>>26793876
It's only 8 where I am.
>>26793937
>wake up
>open your eyes to this right in front of your face
what do
>>26793947
smooch her before I wake up for real
>>26793947
smooch
>>26793947
mwah
>>26793947
Honestly? I would break out into a smile :)
>>26793947
>>26793951
>>26793953
Celestia gonna get smooched.
>>26793968
does this make me a prince now?
>>26793951
>>26793953
>>26793954
I want to be turned into Celestia's daughter
>>26794012
would you want to be a filly too?
>>26794012
nigger
>>26793951
>smooch her
>don't wake up
>realize you're already awake
>you just smooched the real princess
sure is royal in here
>Celestia wakes up
>>26794021
Yes.
I'd like to be the royal little filly with the mind of 20 year old.
>>26794044
Oh yes, it is.
>>26793863
She's trying to steal him from Twilight
>>26794040
I still don't trust it
give her butt a healthy squeeze
[hot sizzling noises]
Pony told me that your country was losing in trade and infrastructure
>>26794058
Don't push it.
>>26794092
I'm not gonna push it, I'm gonna grab it
a big old handful
I'm gonna block out her suns with my palms
>>26794108
Would you be prepared for the consequences of such actions?
>>26794126
Like she doesn't want it, she came and woke me up in my bed
>>26793967
>braces
>ponytail
>bow
HNNNG
>>26794162
preteen fillies are too cute
>>26794162
whats with that filename there is no panties
>>26794139
What if you woke up in HER bed?
ponies are nice
celestia asks if you want to cream between
>>26794204
They really are.
>>26794196
then I might be in trouble
>>26794217
>you will never have a tempurpedic filly
>>26794188
the panties were impliedthey wouldn't look exactly visible from that angle
>>26794225
those panties are barely covering her butt
what acutie
>>26794225
I want to pull those panties off
odd- draw
even- revengeance/dmc3se
>>26794242
they'd tear like wrapping paper if you did that
her big white tush is already strained them to their limits there's already a rip
>>26794263
drawCUHRAYZEE
>>26794265
EVEN BETTER
Is there anything in particular you're excited for in season 6 beyond just more pony mlpg?
I drew some things
>>26794284
New songs
>>26794289
what's she watching?
>>26794284
Thebeach episode.
>>26794289
I like her hoodie, she should wear it more
>>26794302
She should wear more outfit in general.
Likeinvisible apparel
>>26794311
eh, I can't really see her wearing that
>>26794317
I'll give you something new to watch
>>26794317
No sleep for me. Doing projects.
>>26794317
>>26794317
Next week. Next week I'll get to sleep at a normal time for new pony.
>>26794284
the Scootaloo-Rainbow Dash bodyswap episode
>Flight to Flightless and vice-versa
mite b cool
>>26790886
It was probably one of the better IDW comics, good moral and funny, being funny is something people often forget.
>>26794289
I'd spend an afternoon with that filly
>>26794366
What is it Dr.Twily?
Time for my dailyurethral dilation?
>>26794368
Get in line and get a number, we all want to spend some time with that filly
>>26794284
Rainbow Dash's incarceration
>>26794284
The possibility of a Celestia episode?
Darefilly or the Punishfilly?
>>26794434
Filly is barely twelve.
>>26794446
Filly has seen enough evil in the world to know to act!
>I have THAT many fans? Oh gosh!
>>26794446
You're right
Punishmare has a better ring to it
It is time!
http://derpy.me/g1LtK
>>26794513
IT'S COMING!
IT'S COMING!!!
>>26794513
Nightmare Princess EA
>>26794588
NOOOOOOOOOOO
PrincessColt
Nightmare colt
Filly wants to work for Kotaku someday.
I'm gonna boop it!
Don't think about filly nips.
>>26794732
>R-really?
>>26794846
Why does she has only one eye shine?
>>26794846
Gonna boop you. Also I'm keeping your hat.
>>26794852
all the adults only have 1 and the fillies have 3
>>26794853
anon you cant just take ponys hats
>>26794852
She's looking at the moon
>>26794863
Even fucking Celestia has two.
>>26794869
Dont make me take the cape too.
MLPG help, you're the gayest people I know
what's the best/cheapest dildo I can buy? horse not mandatory
>>26794883
>4chan won't let me post until I call Aloe Vera a 'cactus'
>>26794903
>4chan
>>26794896
I'll take yourtuft
>>26794890
Buy one condom
Fill with water
Freeze
The colt passed away some hours after you took his chest tuft.
quick, everyone name your favorite thing about Pinkie Pie!
Are you hype?
>>26795011
She's an excellent source of vitamin P
>>26795011
FLOOF
>>26794890
>>26794965
Why not the time-tested standby?
>>26794903
I went to Walmart the other day, and it was next to all the other cacti. So it is one
>>26795011
sometimes her words just hypnotize me
and i just love her flashy ways
>>26794890
http://www.holepunchtoys.com/misfits/8-2
>>26794931
I wonder of Klondike will ever pony again
>>26795058
I need something with like, ridges and balls to bottom out on
I guess like 6"-10"
>>26795042
By the way, if you're going to do this, don't actually be a dunce and go at fuck-all in the morning thinking you're being sneaky, because late night and early morning they always shut off the self-checkout. Go in the normal hours of the day and you won't have to deal with a checkout clerk. Computers don't judge.
>>26795011
She is a prankster with a good sense of humor
>>26795080
what's twilight doing
>>26795084
Or maybe go to a sex shop and buy some dildos and lube like an adult.
>>26795074
https://www.tantusinc.com/collections/sale
That's all I know.
What if Pony was only fertile while exposed to the unusual essence known as"True Love"?
>>26794284
I have high hopes for Fluttershy's brother andhopeful for a Celestia episode.
>>26795120
no
no one can know of my degeneracy
I'm too normal
>>26795133
>I'm too normal
Normal people buy from sex shops all the time.
>>26795133
Just keep your dildos hiddenup your asshole at all times
>>26795120
>sex shop
Enjoy your 500% markups.
>"Please, no more... I can't take it..."
>>26795188
There's still 5 eggs Trixie
Pony downloaded 50 free toolbars for your browser.
I wonder if non-pegasi have a "mile-high club" type thing for sex with a pegasus.
>>26795188
you have to eat them all
Three months of winter coolness...
>>26795249
AND TONS OF FUN
The pegasus will only let you ride her if you're pure of heart.
>>26795272
My heart is pure burning lust.
Just throwing this out there if anyone wants any of these I am just giving them away to MLPGers. Only exceptions are mlpg.co, scootabutt.org, and horsefucking.co
>>26795272
Am I still pure if I want to ride her badly?
Can I get a unf unf
>>26795303
I don't know what to do with a domain
Filly likes to sit on your lap and watch you play videogames and do human stuff.
>>26795357
>filename
I suddenly want a little lanky handheld drone pone.
>>26795351
Filly, don't be weird.
>thanks for fixing the drain with your magic fire spike, you can go now my date will be here any minute now.
Smartphone fillies.
>>26795372
Would you field all her bewildered questions? Would you take an hour or two or your day to play with her?
Would you let her sleep in your bed when it was storming?
BESTPRINCESS
>>26795412
>>26795412dumbphone ponies
Modem ponies.Router ponies.CPU ponies.RAM ponies.Kernel ponies.Terminal ponies.
>>26795477
IS EVERYTHING PONIES??
>>26795477
>Terminal ponies
You guys want a stram soon?
Butts.
>>26795477Trump ponies.
>>26795493
Maybe.
>>26795011
she has a huge cock and loves to fuck
>>26795512
>>26795540
You sure about that friendo?
https://derpibooru.org/1112038
qtp2t
>>26795579
>anthro
>>26795512
>>26795542
It's time fora Digimon: the movie stramhttp://derpy.me/fridaynightmoviestram
>>26795592
Only if you also show the Angela Anaconda opening
>>26795592
WHAT'S A DIGIMON AND WHY DOES IT HAVE A MOVIE
>>26795610
ITS LIKE PONIES BUT WITH DIGITAL MONSTERS AND STUFF
>>26795610
It's some dumb anime about friendship and things like that.
>>26795608
I only have the Japanese subs, not the american version anon
Quick, postcute OCs.
>>26795579
>crossdressing
too sick of this shit
>>26795706
>not crossdressing
what are you, gay?
>>26795592
A stram!?
>>26795646
Pony on______action.
>>26795712
STRAM
http://derpy.me/fridaynightmoviestram
Colt is calling you senpai again.
>>26795750
How do they do it?
https://picarto.tv/ajrinxooacjdoodles
Draw streaming and taking requests
>>26795799
draw___ponies___
>>26795799
DRAW SCOOTALOO'S FLAG
>>26795799
starlight's ex-boytoy in a wizard hat with shades
>>26795829
>mare will never boop you
>>26795829
mares can't boop mares
MARES CAN'T BOOP MARES
>>26795833
>>26795837
>mare transforming you into a mare so she can boop you illegally
Stop kissing the poor mares, Anon.
>>26795813
what?
>>26795824
>ex-boytoy
You mean sunburst? That's his name right?
>>26795842
I can still kiss the stallions, right?
>nobby hasnt posted the pic of rarity with a huge ass lewdly sitting in a pizza
i need it i was gonna fap to it
>>26795844
yeah that guy
I unironically love this ship. They look so cute together.
>>26795856
What thr fuck are you talking about
>>26795799
Sunburst and Flash Sentry going on a double date with Lyro and Ben BenFlash keeps thinking he recognizes Bon Bon from somewhere but he can't place it.
Is it legal to keep a small horse in your house like a pet?
>>26795863
I dislike all gay and lesbian ships.Watch as that gay guy starts spamming homo horses now.
>>26795785
Oh my goodness Twilight is so adorable!
I want to pick her up and give her 100 kisses on her tummy.
Is it legal to keep a small house in your horse?
>>26795875
>Watch as that gay guy starts spamming homo horses now.
But anon!They're ALL homo horses!
If they seriously play Starburst off as another "oh he was all powerful all along and stronger than Twilight but nobody knew about him" then I'm done.
>>26795098
isn't that some nigga on mlpchan?
As long as you remember her, you're not alone.
>>26795898
Celestia had Starswirls time travel spell just lying around in some library, for any pony to steal and abuse.
Smart these horses not be.
>>26795898
Starlight isn't technically stronger than Twilight.
She had the upper hand in the finale, because any disruption would destroy the possibility of the Rainboom happening.
She's also really good at creating spells, but Twilight can spellsteal them like there's no tomorrow.
>>26795868
i need that rarity picture RIGHT NOW
>>26795912
You a waifu.
>>26795856
UNF
>>26795886
my only rule is horses must wear horse condoms at all times in my house
Why are all our drawfags gay as fuck
>>26795964
They're drawfag gay, it's like college gay. Give it a few years they'll be fine.
>>26795856
it better not have been papa johns
>>26795727
THANKS FOR STRAM
>>26795970
you fucker don't edit my banner mouthpiece images
>>26795940
I never drew anything like that
>>26795912
Nothing, what's a waifu with you?
>>26795984
you mother fuck i know you have it
dude I dont think never draw rarity with pizza
Just fuck my little pony up.
>>26796016
>wanting your pony to get intimate with other men
>>26796009
i saw it on stream, the ass was huge and the pizza was greasy.
rarity had half closed eyes and you know what that means
>>26796022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um03_6VIQ90
>not enjoying cuckstep