>"Did you just grab my ass, Anon?"

>>26776475
Yeah, why?

What ass?

>>26776475
THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU KNOW I LOST MY HANDS IN THE WAR

>>26776475
I wouldn't touch that crusty shitter with a ten foot pole

>>26776475
That was your ass? I thought you were smuggling a a chess board in your pants.

>>26776475
Excuse me?!
I slapped it, I did not "grab" it

>>26776475
heck yeah

>>26776497
Top lel

>>26776501
>not getting a little palm in the slap
Don't slap like a bitch, anon. Leave a mark.

>>26776475
"I- I wanted to feel the end of the rainbow."

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>>26776475

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>>26776478
>"W-well, I mean, y-you can't be doing that, ya know?"

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>>26776475

I'm not trying to be some autistic pseudo-smooth prick... but isn't it pretty much a guarantee that she's into it if she even bothers to ask?

>>26776562
Probably, even if she acts like she's not

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>>26776555

Just lookin' fer Leprechauns.

>>26776539
Why not?

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>>26776592

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>>26776475
I tried but i couldnt find anything

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>>26776613
>"B-because it's really...you know?....(naughty)"

>>26776475
>>26776478
>>26776539
>>26776613
>>26776690
>Ass slut Rainbow.
I didn't know how much I want this tull now.

>>26776727
Hopefully a writefag sees this. You know how much they love their Dash opportunities
(As do I)

>>26776766
There isn't enough, same goes for pinkie

>>26776727
>she likes it in the ass
As to be expected of a really effeminate gay man.

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>>26776475

i was trying to steal your wallet but someone pushed me

>>26776895
She doesn't even have pockets

>>26776690
Says who?

>>26776903
oh yeah?
YOU dont have pockets either

>>26776475
"Dash, I...I'm standing way over here."
>"Well then who-"
"AAAAAAAAAH!"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

>>26776475

wait, that was your ass? I was looking for Rarity's.

>>26776475
Mr. Zadir pls

>>26776475

>Implying that anyone would want to touch your narrow, bony ass.

>>26776475
Dear Lord no. First off, nothing to grab, secondly, I was wondering if you could pass a message to Pinkie that I want some cake.

>>26776483
Crazy veteran anon, is that you?

>>26776483

Speech-to-text, then?

>>26777162
>ASTERISK I WAP YOU ON THE SASSTERISK
>NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I PLUCKING DEAD
>NOD FUNK KING DAN DIS PEACE OFFS HIT BONE

>>26776727
Well shit, now I want it too

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>>26776592
CARLOS

>>26776475
"No rainbow you assed my grab"

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>>26776475
Well I'll gladly grab your sexy foot instead. Would you like that?

>>26778304
Atleast spam a better picture you fucking autist.

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>>26778304
Every time I see this stupid fucking picture, I want to bash her ugly freckle fuck face in with a baseball bat.

>>26778361
She doesn't have freckles

>>26778381
Look at >>26778304 closer.

>>26776475
You don't even have an ass.

>>26776727
>Dash is all "notice me senpai" for Anon
>he accidently grabs her ass
>she takes this ass a sign of affection
>doesn't scold him
>Anon's status: confused

Bump for....something

>rainbow dash
>ass
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>26776475
>Smells hand
...nope, it doesn't stink.

>>26776475
>Your face melts off as tentacles erupt from your jaw and rend the flesh from Rainbow Dash's bones.