>"oooh."
>"Y'all right?"
>>26772921
Just a little stoned.
>>26772921
No I'm in a need of a mommy.
Specifically a blue flowy maned alicorn mommy.
>>26772921
yeah, yeah, I'm finejust dead inside
>>26772989
wake me up
>>26772921
Pfffff
It's only a flesh wound.
>>26772921
Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit...
>>26772921
>Y'all
Alright, who the fuck thought Applejack teaching Luna how to speak normally was a good idea?Actually, I want a story of that now.
>>26773041
>Not using a picture of the black knight
>>26772921
"You broke my fucking dick you stupid horse!"
>>26773206
>Black Knight in Equestria
>Confronts Princess Luna
>Manages to score a hit
>She's just as prone to losing and disregarding limbs as he is
>They fall in love
>Have a limbless wedding
>Literally rolling around in the sack
>>26773046
Kings, etc
>>26772921
"It's alright! There's more where that came from!"
>"Anon, I don't think you can regrow an entire arm."
"Pfft, that's bullshit. Here, lemme show ya!"
>Anon proceeds to forcefully tear off his now frozen arm
>Luna is screaming, and this attracts the attention of Celestia
>Anon is trying to grunt and scream a new arm through his new hole
>Celestia is now in the Doorway
>"Hey, Luna, I heard you screaming like some freaky shit happened. What ha-OH MY FUCKING CHRIST BURGERS!"
>the room now consists of two screaming horse gods and a crazy, one-armed Anon
>Anon is tiring of this
"Hold on, I think I got i-AAAGH!"
>Despite all logical reasoning, Anon just regrew his arm.
>The screams of the horses now multiplies, and is combined with projectile vomiting
"Huh. I didn't know that I was part Namekian. I was just fuckin' around at first. ...Are you guys even paying attention to me or are you going to just scream?
>>26773266
I chuckled
>>26773266
>>Literally rolling around in the sack