I want you to confess!

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>>26771451
Never

>>26771451
I COCK VORED NURSE REDHEART AND NOW SHE'LL NEVER APPEAR IN FUTURE MLP EPISODES

>>26771451
Yes! It is true.... I am Nacho..

I masturbated to Big Mac fucking the mane six several times.

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i lied, i did it on purpose

>>26771451
I confess, I was actually the one who used up all the hot water in town for a seven hour bubble bath. Spike just took the fall for his friend.

>>26771477
I ANAL VORED BUTTON MASH AND I DIDN'T REGRET IT.

confess what?

>>26771529
that you are a wizard

THERE IS ONE LIGHT!

>>26771451
i gave a suicidal person advice on how to suicide
do i go to hell for this?

>>26771451
I confess that I am not sexually attracted to ponies. Not anthro either. Only full human.

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>>26771594

>>26771589
Winning answer right here.

>>26771590
Depends what religion you are, I guess.

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>>26771451
i have severe depression and i wanna kill myself.

>>26771451
I open carry in stores to cause a scene!

>>26771451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0

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>>26771629

>>26771612
Why are you still alive?

>>26771570
im a what?

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>>26771451
I like to put stuff up my butt and rub my nipples while I masturbate to futa pone. Also, I have a third testicle the size of a peanut m&m.

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>>26771451
luna is still on the moon

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>>26771451
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet.

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I'm pretty sure this is a shitposting thread but i'm just going to go ahead and say something pony related
I once tried killing myself in the attempt to end up in Equestria as you can tell I failed

>>26771518
>>/leddit/

>>26771697
There he goes
There he goes again
The autism remains
The mods just can't contain

>>26771590
>>26771612
>>26771708
meet and greet?

>>26771708
for real?

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>>26771451
I DID IT
I TOOK THE BOOTS

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>>26771675
>>26771734
too scared too die tho

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>>26771594

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>>26771783
Death isn't scary.
I almost got hit by some faggot in a lifted ford, doubt the little manlet shit could see over the dash.
The ONLY thing I was thinking, too, right before my instinctual self preservation made me jump for the curb was Ah shit, I'll miss S6. Also, I had weed on me and fuck having some EMT or cop getting it.

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>>26771734
Yeah I obtained spine injuries for jumping off a bridge

>>26771783
It might not be all that bad.

>>26771451
I actually classify myself as a brony

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>>26771708
Keep trying
>>26771594
>

>>26771811
>Smoking weed.
You deserved to die.

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>>26771887
Lol mad ass faggot

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>>26771885
That was my last suicide attempt that last thing I need is to be fully paralyzed

>>26771451
I still haven't watched the S5 finale

>>26771451
I'm the one who took a shit in Rarities underwear drawer!

>>26771887
>2016
>agains't recreational weed
Shiggy

havent watched either movie
i dont get the cadence meme
i watched every episode once
skipped some after the first few minutes

>>26771935
>inhaling burning plants of any variety
Sounds pretty dumb, pham.

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>>26771741

Fucking kek

>>26771940
>either
There are three, and the first and third are actually bearable
Worth a watch if you ask me

>>26771947

>inhaling oxygen

Get a load of this faggot

I only watched one episode from the entire series

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>>26771451
These threads are fucking stupid.
>urrr im just here for le pron
>hurrr i dont even watch this show

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I have two waifus and it feels like I'm cheating on both of them!

>>26771997
Says the faggot who didn't sage

>>26772014
Kill yourself

I shitpost on MLPG in hopes of killing them.

>>26772027
Ones /v/ since 2003 and the other is /mlp/ since 2010

>>26772037
>trying to kill off the boards most insular circlejerk
It'll never happen.

>>26772046
I can do it!
I killed that Sonata greentext thing I can do this.

>>26772050
>implying it's not just continued in the dizzle-dazzle general.
>implying you're not an utter failure of a person whose mom should have swallowed.

>>26772050
That's another cancer that can't be killed, they keep starting threads outside their containment.

>>26772148
Thanks for directing me to the next target.

>>26772040
>trying to justify having two waifus
As I was saying, kill yourself

Once i tried to kill my self but i was so high i thought there was a train where there was not train so i didin't an hero

>>26772290
I totally believe you /b/ro.

i laugh at completly insene or completly stupid shit like [email protected]

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I... I never faped to pon...

But there are a few pictures I could get off, hehe.

i took the last beer

>>26771594
It's good to know that I'm not the only anti-degenrate here.

Honestly. I've only fapped to ponies a couple times, and that was due to /ttg/.

By the way, I am a trapfag. Just letting you know.

>>26772510
i dont get the appeal of traps
do you have to be gay to enjoy that?

>>26771451
I wanna fuck Pinkie Pie dead.

>>26771451
I don't flush after shitting!

>>26771451
I masturbated to a nun pony.

>>26772533
Yeah. If you find men trying to be women, attractive, you're a faggot.
Go to reddit9k, they'll go out of their way to sell you on the idea that fucking one isn't gay.

>>26772533
No, most people who fap to traps are probably straight.
I honestly don't know why I like it either. All I can tell is that my dick turns dimonds to them.

>>26772563
I only fap to drawn traps. I would never fuck one.

>>26772563
>>26772568
i guess im not THAT deviant to whats considered normal by normies
just some furry and pone

>>26772563
Hermaphrodites are master race though.
Literally the best lesbian sex imaginable

>>26771677
Don't start...

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>>26772611

>>26772197
Give him a break, it's not liked they'd find out.

>>26771451
Ok ok ok... I was the one who came in Rarity's panty drawer...

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>>26771451
sometimes i shitpost

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y'all terrible monsters

>>26771451
I confess. I played Undertale and I liked it. And I even join the fandom.

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>>26771524
>>26772494

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>>26771451
Fine... I've got another confession to make...I'm no fool...

>>26774087
You filthy animal. Get out.

>>26771451
I... I love you!

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>>26774683

My fetish is hand holding

>>26771612
Just ask siri. It will tell you the nearest bridge.

>>26771451
OK fine, I was the one who sent all those cease and desist papers a few years back, not Hasbro!.

>>26771697
Literally one of the worst fetish. In line with scat and diapers.

>>26771741
A+

>>26771451
I MASTURBATE TO HER ROYAL HIGHNESS CELESTIA AND LUNA.
I IMAGINE THEM AS HUMANS. THE THOUGHTS OF THEM RUNNING THEIR FINGERS THROUGH MY FEATHERS AND PAWS MAKES ME HARD. FUCKING EQUESTRIANS.

>>26774087
I played undertale, didn't think it was anywhere close to what everyone said of it, but it was nice in its own way. Didn't join the fandom because I don't need another autistic fandom under my belt.

>>26771451
I'm an alcoholic that has no idea what he's doing with his life

>>26771451
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR PAVEL?

>>26771688
I'm not believing a word of that last sentence.

>>26771451
Very well then. I....I...I love.....

I can't do it. I'm sorry. This sin is mine to bare alone, I can't tell anyone about it. Ever.

>>26775747
Come on fampai, can't be that bad. Besides, you're anonymous.

>>26771451
i sexed pinky pie

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>>26771451
SHE LIED TO ME ABOUT HER AGE!

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I threw all of Rarity's sewing needles into it.

>>26771506
Who hasn't?

Get out of here you normie.

>>26771451
I... I was holding hooves with Fluttershy without marrying her first.

I bought the comics, but haven't read any of them.
I still think season one is the best.
I have a pony tattoo, and I'm thinking about getting another.
I think Polsky is a decent writer.
I haven't fapped in a year, and don't really want to anymore.

>>26771451
OK I admit it I liked friendship is magic comic 24 even though it was a whitley comic.

>>26771958
>rainbow rocks>equestria girls>friendship games

>>26771451
I din do nutin.
You ain't got shit on me copper.

I liked spike at your service, it's one of my favorites. I thought it was funny to see the disfunctional side of the ponies friendships. I don't get the hate for it. My theory is that spike being clumsy is to out of character for the autists, even though it was a prestablished part of his character. Also its funny and goofy and and autists take ponies too seriously.

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>>26771451
>After another night of drowning of my sorrows, I found myself tied to a chair
>Thing is, something didn't seem right
>Not the tied to the chair part, but the locale.
>I've had my fair experience running around the dark, dank depths of New York's seedy underbelly to know that I wasn't there
>Instead the air smelled of...baked goods
>The kind that would send people into diabetic shock
>A light was then switched on and shoved into my face
>The brightness reminding me of my few brushes with death
>I squinted against the radiant assault and tried to focus my vision
>Before my brain could come to a conclusion, a loud, shrill, voice rang out
"I WANT YOU TO CONFESS!"
>The owner of the voice then made her form known
>I couldn't believe it
>Before me was a pink pony with hair that resembled cotton candy
>I stared at her, trying to blink the drowsiness from my eyes
>This has to be a fever dream. Probably had one too many
>Then again, one too many never really affected me like this
>I shut my eyes hard, willing myself to wake up from this horrid nightmare
>I opened my eyes, expecting to be back in my apartment
>But no. I was still tied to a chair. And to compound that fact, I was apparently being interrogated by a pastel pink pony
"Well!"
>I racked my brain and produced a response that I felt fit the scenario
>"What the fuck is going on?"

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"I want you to confess!"
Spike "Sometimes when nobodies around..... I masterbate to rarity." Pinkie blinks "What?" Spike says "Yuh know, like this." Spike unzips dick. faps. cums on pinkie. pinkie says "Aaah spike wtf?" Spike says "Sry bro, thought u were rarity. all you pones look the same to me."

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>>26771612
Don't we all?

>>26771451
Geez Pinkie, I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

>>26771451

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>>26774714
im honored, i really am
And it pains me to tell you this, but i'm not real...
Im so sorry, Anon...

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>>26771675

Just to suffer ?