"Anon, don't tell anypony my secret, but I'm gay."

> unzips cock
yeeehaw

Hi Gay, I'm Anon.

Not CIA?

>>26770414

Cock In Ass?

>>26770402
Ok but what's the secret?

>>26770402
Is that why you and Rainbow Dash were dating?

>>26770439
came here to say this

>>26770402
>slurp slurp sluuuuuurp
>plop
"You don't say."
>"Y-yeah, I'm keeping it a secret for now, please don't tell anypony?"
"I'll keep it on the the downlow, brae."
>slurp slurp slurp
>"nnnggh...You're really good at this, Anon~"

>secret

HEY! When I pounded your ponut last nighti said no homo at the end

Why are you telling me this? I barely know you.
...Are you coming on to me?

>>26770402
Shiny is pretty cute, isn't he.

>>26770402
Well I'm bi. How about you, me and your cousin Applejack get together and I suck your cock while giving her pussy a good dicking?

HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE

In other news, Spike has a crush on Rarity, you suck at foalsitting, and Celestia raises the sun.

HEY

EVERYBODY

BRAEBURN IS GAY!

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>>26770402

>>26770402
Nigga that's gay

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"K."

/thread

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>>26772741
>/threading your own post

>>26772706
>appearing as a background character on a popular childrens' TV series

kek

>>26772188
I've seen this thousands of times and it's always funny...