CatBird Thread

>>26764326
No, Georgia Tech mascot! Not the catbutt!

>>26764326
Destroy bee

>>26764339

Yeah, why DO I draw them that way...

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>>26764326
Got rid of the boner killer

>>26764326
bsting, pls.

id ask her why she tried to climb through a fence when she could have just flown over.

>>26764326
Kill wasp. I fucking hate those little cunts.

>>26764326
That is one weird ass fetish

>>26764555
nice trips carlos.

>rape

>>26764530
fucking kek

>>26764530
She get pissed an frees herself. Gilda chastises you for not playing along an ruining her sexual fantasies of being trapped and taken against her will

>>26764326
oooooh I'd make some serious love to that bee

>>26764326
Depends. If catbird is catbird and my dick is the bee then I go in for the kill.

>>26765708
>and my dick is the bee

so you're saying that you have a small dick?

>>26765722
I wouldn't say small.... okay its pretty small. But like a bee it makes women run away screaming.

>>26764326
>Slap the bee
"Get outta here, bee..."
>Gilda let's out a sigh of relief
"...this is my prey!"
>Unzips pants

>>26765722
If anon wasn't a faggot, he could mean he'd stick it in repeatedly until she begged for sweet release.

That'll be five bits.

keep scrolling with the hopes of finding a kekworthy post to fill my lifeless brain with joy

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>>26765722

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>>26764326
Blow everything the fuck up

Murica.

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>>26765641
>Gilda chastises you for not playing along an ruining her sexual fantasies of being trapped and taken against her will
that fanfic in the last thread

Wish a better artist had drawn it.

Someone post Gilda after she's eaten a large meal.

>>26766612
Ask the vore thread, I'm sure they can set you up with something

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>>26766333
Check'd

You offering of catbird butt has inspired me a bit, have part 1

Another day, another bushel of apples. You were on your way home after a day’s work at Sweet Apple Acres. It wasn’t your first choice of employment; lot of physical work, sun beating you down the whole way. Still, at least you go some free food out of-
Your train of thought was cut off as your heard something up the road, on the other side of the hill. Sounded kind of like… was that grunting? Hastening your walk, you crested the hill and spotted the source of distress. Of all the things you had expected to see, this was something not even on that list. Gilda, having somehow lodged herself in one of the road’s fences, was trying desperately to pull herself out. Her butt displayed to any potential passerby’s on the road.
You took a second to gawk at the sight before coming down the hill. Poor bird probably couldn’t get herself out. The griffon was too busy trying to push herself that she didn’t notice your approach. After a minute long display of wing flapping, grunting and birdbutts, you finally cleared your throat.
“Uh, Gilda? You ok?”
The catbird squawked in surprise as she flared her swings, scatter a couple of feathers around.
“Whose back there?!” she couldn’t quite turn her head around to spot you. You leaned a bit into her field of view.
“Anon? What are you doing? How long have you been back there?!” she demanded
“Uhh, about 10 seconds?”
“Pervert!” she yelled, you just rolled your eyes.

Part 2 shortly

>>26764515
thx m9

>>26766879
“Look, why are you in the fence?”
“I was trying to catch lunch” she said in an as-a-matter-of-fact tone. You quipped an eyebrow.
“Lunch?”
“Rabbit”
“Ohhhh”
“When I went to dive bomb, it ducked under the fence. I thought I could make it through the gap but…”, her wings drooped a bit.
“Little bigger than you expected?”
“I could’ve made it!” out came the wings again, “I just came down at a bad angle!”
“Right, look, do you help or not?”
“What do you think, dummy!?”
“Well, since you put it that waaaay” you snarked as you acted like you were beginning to walk away. She immediately started to squirm in a panic.
“Wait! No! That was rhetorical! Of course I need help!”
“Alright, how should we do this?”
“I don’t know! Just get me out of here!” you rattle your brain a bit trying to form some ideas.
“Alright, I’m gonna try and lift your legs up to see if you can squeeze through easier” you said as you began to take position behind her.
“Will it work?” she asked, the slightest hint of worry was in her tone
“it’s either that or go back to doing what you were doing before I showed up” you reached down and grabbed her back legs “Now when I say go, I want you to push as hard as you can, ready?”
“Ready”
“1,2,3, Go!” and with a grunt, you hoisted her legs in the air while she tried to tug herself through the gap by pushing off the fence planks
“Good lord you’re heavy! What the hell have you been eating!?”
“Shut up!” she said a bit sheepish, “just the local wildlife”
“You know, Fluttershy’s gonna be mad if she finds out you’ve been munching on-“
“I SAID SHUT UP AND PUSH!” she shrieked. You tried your best to comply, but your combined efforts just couldn’t wedge her out. Finally you both collapsed, or rather drooped in Gilda’s case.
“Any other ingenious ideas?” she panted

Part 3 might take a bit

I love making bee sting pics. Not only do I have a small following of people to appreciate them, but I enjoy seeing people flip the fuck out at the mere site of my pics.

>>26765794
well, go on

>>26766891

OP likes where this is going.

>>26766891
You stopped and tried to think as you caught your breath. Even though you had yanked her knees up over the gap, she still could squeeze through. Not with that butt in the way.
Wait! That was it!
“I got it!”
“All ears, dweeb” you went to answer but suddenly stopped yourself when you realized how embarrassing the next statement was going to be. She looked over her shoulder a second to make sure you hadn’t run off.
“Well?” you sighed and clear your throat.
“I need to grab your, umm…butt” there was a deafening silence followed by an ear splitting “WHAT?!”
“Look, you pushing alone isn’t enough to get you through. You need something pushing from the back and, well, that’s the best spot I’ve got to shove from.”
“Can’t we just go back to the leg lift thing?” she said, her feathers beginning to poof out in embarrassment”
“All that does is give your knees clearance over the lower plank, if you can’t shove yourself out under your own strength it doesn’t do anything”. More silence
“Anon?”
“Yeah?”
“You tell anyone about this, I’m digging your throat out”
“Got it” you answered flatly as you took a knee beside the posterior. Taking a deep breath, your wringed your hands, and gently placed your palms on her fuzzy cheeks. You could sense her muscles tense under your touch. Dontgropedontgropedontgropedontgrop your mind frantically repeated as you braced your legs into the gravel road
“Ready?”
“Ready”
“3,2,1 Go!”
You shoved with all your remaining reserves of energy while the birdcat dug her talons into the wood while flapping her wings to try and add force. Despite your earlier attempts at control, your fingers reflexively dug into the brown flesh to gain a better grip though you two were too focused to notice. With two handfuls of birdbutt, you dug your shoes into the dirt and redoubled your efforts. The side of your face being nearly in contact with her rear.

>>26767286
At first, it didn’t seem like any progress was being made. But after a minute, you began to hear the wood creak.
“I think we might-“, you were cut off as you were suddenly pushing against thin air and slammed your face into the fence. In a daze on the ground, you spotted Glida cheering to herself as she did loop de loops in the air. You glanced at the fence she had been stuck in. Apparently, the two you had pushed so hard the upper plank finally cracked and gave way for the griffon’s bum to go free. It’s a few more celebratory maneuvers, Gilda finally stopped when she noticed you on the ground.
“You ok?”
“I’ll live”
“Well…good. But remember, you tell anyone about this-“ you just rolled your eyes.
“You’re welcome”, she winced for a second as her fluffed up again.
“Thanks”, she then spotted the basket of apples you had with you “But I’m starving, so I’m taking one of these with me!” she suddenly squawked out as she snatched one in her mouth and hastily flew off. You just an offhand wave as she shot off into the distance
“Crazy ass bird”

And that's all she wrote, hope some people got a kick out of it

I did. I hope to make a good story with this image, too, on Fimfiction. Thanks, mate.

>>26766377
I require a link to this story

>>26765641
>You later hunt her down, trap her and rut her.
>She has Celestia lock you away forever.

>>26764326
Wonder how bee stings can be a fetish.

>>26769518

Think of it as spanking/whipping/etc with insects.

>>26769518
It's not, he just has a fear fetish and happens to be very afraid of bees.

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>>26768752
For herself

>TFW legions of predator females protest for your freedom. The only dominant male in equestria and she's keeping all to herself

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>>26766377
Link the shit bro

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>>26764515
>Thanks for getting rid of that wasp Anon, now help me... what are you doing?
*zziipp* Shh, no words, just emotions.

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>>26769788
Yus *muffled squaks in the distance*

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>>26769788
>mfw I imagined the same thing when I saw the edit

>>26764515
Doing gods work

>>26764326
Swat the damn bee

>>26766333
Nice full house!

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Dat plot

>>26764326
>rape

>>26769745


How wrong you are...
I adore bees, wasps, and hornets. I find them to be fascinating. I fed bees by hand before.

I just like the thrill of the chase, the anticipation of the sting, and the shock of the victim in these pictures. But I'm not fond of anyone being stung anywhere else except the butt. It's funny and sexy to me.

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There is a dire need of catbutt in this heah thread.