Flutterrape -- 14/03/16

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>>26754690
FIRST!!!

Does anyone have screencaped Flutterrape stories?

>>26754690
Lee Sin in the best champion in the game

>>26754911
checked

>>26754911
>911
Le Sin did 9/11 confirmed

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>>26755584
straight from the draw thread

So, enlighten me flutterrape, who is nebulus?

>>26756205
A top tier writefag, one of the best.
http://pastebin.com/u/Nebulus
Here, have a field day.

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>>26756205
The funniest fucker in the thread.
Which is a high claim, but I honestly can't think of a story he's done where I wasn't laughing fair amounts.

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Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>>26756900
bump

>>26754905
I'm curious why you'd want screencapped stories.

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>>26756254
>>26756230
>>26756205

These two Anons are accurate. Nebby is fantastic.

I said a buuuuuump

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>>26754690
>that op pic

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>>26761730
I want to cuddle the shit out of her

>>26759158
practicing for anon

Storytime, gents.
---
>"Tell me, Anonymous, how has your life been in Ponyville?"
>You let your shoulders sag, the sun on your face and pleasant breeze passing through the immaculate garden doing little to lift your mood.
"Celestia, it's horrible."
>She frowns.
>"What in Equestria could be causing you so much grief?"
"Fluttershy." you say with a grimace.
>The mare across from you raises her eyebrows in surprise.
>"Fluttershy? As in, 'Fluttershy', Fluttershy?"
"Yup."
>"The quiet one? Yellow, pink hair, far too many extensions, aversion to stallions? That Fluttershy?"
"The same, yes."
>"How odd. Tell me everything."
>She raises her teacup to her lips, a smirk etched on her features.
>You return her mocking expression with a sour one, like an old man sucking a lemon.
>You readjust yourself on your cushion.
"Promise not to laugh?"
>"No."
"God dammit, Celestia."
>"A ruler must be honest with her subjects, as such, should you tell me of anything that I might find amusing, I shall laugh at you until I am satisfied."
"Oh, you're so kind and thoughtful."
>"Your sarcasm is always appreciated."
"Harr de harr, but really, she's a nightmare."
>"How so?"
"Get this, she wants to be my girlfriend."
>Celestia, to her credit, doesn't laugh.
>"Oh."
"Yeah. You were saying about her having an aversion to stallions?"
>"Well from Twilight's reports and my own experiences with her, I thought she was... well, on the other side of the stable door."
"Me too, she goes to private spa sessions with Rarity every week for God's sake."
>"So I've heard, but she admitted she was interested in you?"
"I wouldn't call it 'interested', as such. More like a rabid, uncontrollable lust."
>"Now you're just having me on."
"I could -not- be more serious, get this, the first time she kissed me, she orgasmed."
>Celestia blinks a few times.
>"The first...? Anonymous, just -what- have you been getting up to with that mare?"
>Her grin returns in full force.

1/?

>>26764250
"Knock it off with the grin, darling, I'm getting to it."
>"Well don't let me stop you~"
>She floats a small, delicate plate of frail looking biscuits up to you.
>You gratefully pluck a few off and stuff them in your mouth, talking over your food.
"Sho it shtarted like this..."
>Swallow your treat and wash it down with a quick sip of tea.
"I'm sat at home reading the newspaper as always."
>"How boring."
"Shush, so I'm reading the paper and I hear a knock on my door, bear in mind that it's like nine in the evening."
>"That doesn't sound good."
"I walk on over, and she's stood on my doorstep, alone. So I'm instantly suspicious of her, and ask her what she wants, and guess what she says?"
>"May I come in?"
"Fist my asshole raw."
>You spend the next few moments wiping tea and horse spittle off your face.
>Celestia, having finished smacking her chest with a hoof, gasps for breath and wipes her mouth in a very un-regal fashion.
>"Anonymous!"
"I swear to you I'm not joking."
>"Th-that's absurd! Stop making things up!"
"Celly, really, I'm not playing around here."
>She stares wide eyed at you before shaking her head and lighting up her horn.
>"I'm afraid we need something stronger than tea if this is going to continue."
>The teacups and probably expensive china is swept off the low table between you both and is quickly replaced by two large glasses and a sizeable bottle of Canterlot Throatsorch.
>It's called Canterlot Throatscorch because it scorches your throat when you drink it.
>And it's made in Canterlot.
>Ponies don't like being ambiguous with names.
"So I'm just like, trying to process what she's saying to me, right?"
>Celestia nods as she pours a small amount of liquid into the bottom her glass.
"And I sort of just blurt out 'no'."
>"What did she say?"
"Well she started crying."
>"Really?"
"Oh yeah, full on sobbing, right on my doorstep at nine in the evening."

2/?

>>26764260
>"I get the feeling that this story doesn't have a happy ending.
"Nothing involving Fluttershy has a happy ending."
>Celestia chuckles over her drink.
"Once she's done crying, she apologises and starts giving me the whole 'I don't know what I was thinking' shtick."
>"Understandable."
"Then she says 'I didn't mean to lead with that, I was supposed to ask you to eat me out first'."
>...
>Celestia fills her entire glass.
"So at this point all I'm thinking is 'I thought this chick was into other chicks', but lemmie tell you, it gets far worse."
>"How...?"
"Well because then she shows me her collection."
>"Collection? Do I really want to know?"
"Will you tell me to tell you anyway if I say you don't want to know?"
>"Yes, tell me."
"Dildos."
>"You're right, I didn't want to know."
>She sighs and takes a quick gulp of her booze before rubbing her eyes with a hoof and giving you a weary look.
>"So at this point, Fluttershy, the timid Element of Kindness, has turned up on your doorstep at night-time with a collection of dildos, asking you to fist her and or lick her vagina."
"Yes."
>"Remarkable. Does the story end there?"
"Well no, because then she kissed me."
>"At this point I'm not shocked."
"Neither was I, until she moaned and sprayed pony juice all over my garden path."
>"Disgusting."
"Right? So I pushed her away and told her to go home."
>"She didn't go home, did she?"
"No, she kissed me again and tried to offer me a dildo."
>"So when does the manticore show up?"
"I'm being serious about all this."
>"I don't believe you."
"Why?"
>"Well it's not so much that I don't believe you, it's that I refuse to as a sort of defence mechanism."
>She stares at her reflection in the dark brown drink before her.
>"I let her look after my pet phoenix..."
"I let her borrow a shirt, think how I feel."
>"What was the shirt like when you got it back?"
"That would imply that I got it back at all."

3/?

>>26764268
>"I think my bird incident is worse."
"I later found the shirt in a crusty ball stuffed under her pillow."
>The princess of Equestria abandons her glass in favour of the entire bottle.
"But that's not where this ends, so she's trying to give me a dildo right, just like stuffing it in my hands and mumbling about building bridges or some shit."
>Celestia burps and doesn't apologise.
>She must really be feeling it.
"I shove her away and tell her that no means no."
>"Did it work?"
"Did it fuck, she starts explaining to me that the special lube she has will allow the dildos to just 'slide right on in there like a snuggly bug all cosy and warm'."
>"That's a terrible mental image. Thank you for sharing it with me."
"Please remember that all this has happened in the space of like two minutes, and I'm still struggling to understand what this girl sees in me."
>"Maybe she was on drugs?"
"See, I thought that as well, and I told her that she needs to lay off whatever it is she was smoking."
>"And?"
"'You can't smoke love, Anon'."
>"I think I might get Cadance to outlaw love."
"It would be much appreciated."
>The mare shakes her bottle with magic.
>A light sloshing can be heard inside, so she tosses it over her shoulder and materialises another bottle.
"I finally get her to stop, and she just gives me this look, you know the one, you stand up for yourself and suddenly you're the bad guy?"
>"Oh Gods, the Royal Court for about fifty years after I banished Luna, they would -not- shut up about it."
"I tell her to, pardon my french, fuck off back to her shithole cottage and never bother me with her deranged antics again."
>"And so, the saga of Fluttershy being uncharacteristically lewd comes to an end!"
>She forces out a laugh.
>You give her a sad look.
>"You do understand that I'm only drinking this much because I gave this mare a superweapon and tasked her with defending Equestria, don't you?"

4/?

>>26764281
"It's okay, we all make mistakes; mine was moving out of the castle."
>"Please come back. Actually, don't; you're tainted."
"Thanks. So I locked the door and didn't hear from her for like a week."
>You take a well-deserved drink from your glass.
>Celestia manages to remove the bottle from her lips long enough to wipe it with a napkin and fill you up again.
"I go about my normal business, I was gonna write to you but I didn't want to bother you."
>"The Anonymous of the past was a kind and gentle soul, unlike you."
"Yeah well, you asked."
>"I wish I'd listened to Starswirl more about that time-travel magic."
"To be brief, I thought it was over, but it happened again. And again, and again, and again."
>"The same thing every night?"
"More or less, she'll change her approach each week. It's become a 'thing'. She shows up on my doorstep, tries to force herself on me and claim that she loves me, and sometimes try to leave a souvenir."
>"That sounds like it would get stale very fast. Also, a souvenir?"
"Anything ranging from sex toys to bags of hair."
>You stare off at a nearby tree, a distant look of pain in your eyes.
"She gave me nude pictures of herself once."
>Celestia purses her lips.
>"I'm pretty sure most ponies go naked anyway."
"She was wearing stockings in the pictures, which sort of made her look -more- nude than she already was."
>"Ah, I see your point. I never really understood how that works either."
"I have a box, you know."
>"Of nude pictures?"
"Sort of. It's full of Fluttershy's 'gifts'."
>"Why not get rid of them?"
"Because that would involve putting them in the bin, and I don't want the garbage collectors judging me."
>"Why not bury it all?"
"She digs them up again and mails them to me."
>"Mails them? As in through the post?"
"Yeah, luckily the mailmare doesn't know what any of it is."
>"What, is she mentally handicapped?"
"Actually I think she is."
>"Well now I feel awful..."

5/?

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>>26764290
"You and me both, that's why God invented alcohol."
>With that, you both swig your drinks.
"Christ, I have to go home in a bit..."
>"You could always stay."
"I thought you said you didn't want me staying at the castle because I was 'tainted'."
>"Oh yes, I -did- say that, didn't I? Please leave immediately. Your presence disgusts me."
"Quit being a tyrant, I'm a man on the edge."
>"I wish I could understand your pain but I, ah, don't."
"Gee, Princess Celestia, you sure are a good shoulder to cry on."
>"In my experience, drinking is a better solution to life's problems than emotional outbursts."
"Is that why you're always swaying when you give your speeches?... is that why you're always swaying in general?"
>"I've had a serious alcohol problem ever since Luna returned. And since she was banished. And since she was born."
>Celestia ponders for a moment.
>"I think Luna is the reason I drink."
"Sheesh, and I thought my family hated me."
>"At least you won't live to see your ten thousandth birthday."
"You're right. My life is pretty great when compared to yours, huh?"
>"Now who's being the cold shoulder?"
"I suppose what we should take from all this is that Fluttershy is terrible and alcohol will always be there for us in our time of need."
>"We have each other as well."
>You smile affectionately at Celestia.
>She gives you a lopsided, very drunken smile back.
>"...Well until you die in seventy or so years."
"You always know just what to say, Celly."
>The two of you laugh together heartily, content in each others company and indulging in alcohol until the sun goes down and you're too tired to laugh anymore.
>At which point Celestia passes out and you have to carry her back into the castle, up 10 flights of stairs to her room, all whilst drunk, and in the dead of night.
>You did your back in doing all that.
>Celestia laughed at you when she woke up.
>Then vomited on your shirt.
>Fucking Celestia.

The End.

http://pastebin.com/ajkseSw1

Inspired by >>26758389

>>26764302
10/10

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>>26764302

A solid 12/10 as always, Nebulus, you massive bastard.

>>26764302
Damn.
I really need to read your entire pastebin.

>>26764531
Indeed, as do i

>>26764333
>>26764420
Happy to see you both liked it!

>>26764531
>>26765005
Please be aware that I've only been writing for 3 years. What you'll find at the start of the pastebin is less than stellar, I've slowly improved over time, and I'm not too proud of what I wrote back in the early days.

Otherwise, I hope you enjoy it. As long as you smile, that's literally all I care about. <3

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>>26764302

>>26764302
Holy fucking shit that was glorious

>>26764531
Told you he was the best.

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>>26764302
This is why I fucking love you. You glorious bastard.

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Fuck it, I'm going to try to write a quick one-shot. It's my first, so it might be complete shit. Figured I'd warn you all.

>>26764302
Succulent green from El Neb. It was enjoyed immensely.

>>26766980
My first was not met with complete disgust, I encourage you to go for it!

>>26767198
At this point, I don't think anyones story would be met with complete disgust.

(Ok,here goes nothing.)

>Day fuck it, I lost count in equestria.
>You are anon, as usual.
>You arise to the beautiful morn...
>Fuck it, it's way too fucking bright, you can't enjoy light at this point in the morning.
>You stand up and close the blinds "may as well start the day"
>You groan and preform the sacred morning ritual.
> shit, shower, shave, in that order, as usual.
>you get a pair of sweatpants and decide to enjoy your Sunday off from work at sugarcube corner.
>you go downstairs and pour yourself a glass of milk
"What to eat... What to eat..?"
>you're interrupted by the usual knock at the door
>you open the door slowly and see fluttershy, no weird fetish gear, just normal fluttershy
>"h-hi anon..."
"What is it? No weird fetish guess?"
>"I was wondering... is cuddling your fetish?" She looks at you with puppy-eyes
"No flutters, it's not my fetish."
>"I guess I'll go... Can I get a hug first?"
"Fine, but I want to have the rest of the day alone"
>"yay!" She squeals and you get down to her level and give her a quick hug before she happily trots off
>you get to spend the rest of the morning relaxing and not
>Fucking Fluttershy

>>26767390
How was it? I'd appreciate constructive criticism.

>>26767390
>>26767408
Personally, I'd say it was a tease, I understand it is your first time, but you opened up the story to something potentially big, but then you snugf it out before it had a chance to manifest into a full blown oneshot. Give yourself some room to be creative, there's no need to hit every single point to start off your story. I've always liked the triple S in our stories, and I'm glad we've kept that tradition, but deviation from the norm would not only be a breath of fresh air, it will help you much more as a writer, instead of just following the same formula again and again.
However, I am very glad that you stepped up to the challenge and wrote your first (hopefully first of many) story. I'm being a hypocrite here, but the extreme lack of content these days not only annoys me, but it makes me sad too. Flutterrape used to be something I could always come to and get some laughs, now all I get is bumps. Ah, but I ramble, I hope to see you again Anon, and with a longer story next time. Godspeed.

>>26767841
I appreciate the comments. I've decided to try writing more so the thread doesn't become "pointless bumping general". I might write another story at some point tomorrow.

>Day of the drastic measures in Equestria
>You have fucking had it with Fluttershy’s shit
>You told her like a rational human being that fish is not your fetish
>She asked numerous times, and you told her no numerous times
>You kept your composure and tried to remain civil about it, but she kept pressing it
>This morning you woke up to get some underwear
>You open your drawer
>It’s full of fish
>Like, mixed in with all of your underwear is a bunch of fucking fish
>Salmon, halibut, trout, goldfish, beta, star, lapris
>So much fucking fish
>And they’re alive
>A large catfish flops out of your drawer and hits you in the teeth
>Now you taste fishy
>You quickly run to the hospital, because…
>You are Fucking Allergic to FISH! Fucking Fluttershy!
>After getting an allergy shot you decide to do something drastic
>Fluttershy needs to go away for a very long time
>You have some connections
>Working in the butcher shop has gotten you some good side jobs with a blade
>You know just where to cut
>It’s perfect
>You grab your machete and head over to your destination
>It might be good if you knock on the door first, you know, poetic justice
>You knock
>Berry Punch opens the door
>She drunkenly smiles
>”Hey –“ she vomits all over the front step
>it smells sweet
Okay, I’m here to cut those bushes you wanted out of the way.
>She wipes her mouth and gets vomit all over her hoof
>”That’s my sexy gardener,” she slurs out
>”Why don’t you come inside for some coffee first.”
>She tries to grab at your shirt with her vomity teeth but you back away
No. I’m actually here to remove your brush. I need a favor.
>She sniffs
>”Oh. Dang. What is it then?”

>It was hard work, but you got the job done
>Berry Punch gave you the reward you needed
>You walk over to Fluttershy’s cottage in some clean clothes
>She is surprised when she opens the door and sees you at her cottage

>>26768489
>”O-oh my, this is so…”
“We need to…” you stop speaking as she closes the door on you
>What the actual fuck?
Fluttershy?
>She opens the door again and you see that her mane is wet and there’s a towel wrapped around her head
>”Hello, Anon” – she flutters her lashes at you – “I just got out of the shower. What brings you here?”
>She bites her lip
I brought you –
>”Oh, would you like to come in for some coffee?”
>Fucking hell
No. I came over because –
>”Are you sure? Um, I’m really, wet, and I think that my pipes –“
Shut up!
>She jumps and the towel falls of her head
>You really didn’t think she was going to keep interrupting you
>Fucking excitable shy pony
I got you this.
>You hold out the ticket and Fluttershy’s eyes go wide
>”Y-you got me a gift?”
Don’t get used to it.
>She looks at the ticket
>”Oh goodness, this is to the butterfly convention.”
Pretty great, huh?
>”Great? Anon, these only happen once every five years. These tickets sell out within minutes. How did you get this?”
I did some favors for Berry.
>”Like what?”
>Berry is a scalper, but you’re feeling a bit funny right now
I trimmed her bush.
>Fluttershy blushes
>”D-does hers have something that I –“
I was just kidding.
>”Oh.”
Get your mind out of the gutter.
>”Because, you know, if you wanted I could grow it in a certain –“
Stop it.
>”Okay.”
Well, have fun tomorrow.
>You turn to leave
>”Wait, Anon.”
>Turn around
If this is about your bush I’m going to be very upset.
>”N-no…”
>It’s silent for a while
Well?
>”Oh, okay. I thought of something.”
>This fucking horse
>”Is me trying to give you this ticket back your fetish?”
>She holds it out to you with a sheepish smile and you roll your eyes

>>26768506
No. And neither is you “surprising” me tomorrow by not going. And neither is trying to sneak me into the convention. In fact, nothing but you going to that convention is going to be even close to my fetish. Got that?
>She sighs and relents
>You hold out your hand
No shenanigans?
>She puts her hoof in your hand; you taught her about handshakes a long time ago
>”No shenanigans.”
>She then licks your fingers and you pull back and grimace
>She’s still learning

>You wake up and feel on top of the world
>No Fluttershy
>It’s a guarantee today
>Open the drawer to find that there’s no fish
>You don’t hear a knocking at the door
>None of your windows look broken
>She’s gone
>She’s really going to be gone for a whole week
>This is fucking fantastic
>You can finally have some normalcy
>You’re so happy that you could actually sing a song like these ponies do sometimes
>You open the window and take a deep breath
~Life in Ponyville shimmers!
~Life in –
>Something hits you in the chest really hard and it cuts you off
>You lie on the floor and wheeze
>See Rainbow Dash flying over you, she speaks in a hushed tone
>”What’s the matter with you? Are you trying to get us all killed?”
That fucking hurt. What’s the hell is your –
>”Talk quieter.”
No. This is my fucking house. I’ll talk however –
>You stop when a loud noise from outside shakes the entire house
>”Shoot.”
>Rainbow Dash flies out the window
>What the hell?
>You run outside
>Look to the right
>Nothing out of the ordinary
>Look to the left
>There’s an enormous dragon on your lawn right next to your house
>So that’s what that noise was
>It was a dragon
>Wonderful
>You see that the mane six are all standing around it looking nervous
>They look at you
>You look at them
>The dragon scratches its back
>”So,” Twilight starts, “you’re probably wondering –“
I am.

>>26768526
>”You see,” says Applejack, “the thing is…”
>”We had a plan,” says Rarity, “but…”
>”Now we’re trying to think of” – Rainbow Dash hums – “something else.”
>You purse your lips and look at Pinkie
>”Nonny, are you mad?”
>The dragon swishes its tail in its sleep
>It knocks over an enormous redwood tree that was in the surrounding woods by your house; the boom echoes and causes many birds to fly into the air
>If this dragon was faced the other way that tree would’ve been your house
>The dragon then sneezes and fire shoots into the sky and disintegrates the clouds in its path
>When the dragon brings its head down to a new resting position his mouth is pointed at your house
>You look at the mane six
I’m mad.
>”So…”
>Twilight nervously presses her hooves together
>“Where is Fluttershy? Doesn’t she usually show up by now?”
>Ash begins to fall from the sky above and you cover your mouth
I sent her to a butterfly convention for a week.
>Twilight snaps
>”You did what?!”
>”Oh, is it Fluttershy’s birthday?” Pinkie gasps. “Oh no! I missed Fluttershy’s birthday.
>”I need a gift.” Pinkie grabs Rarity by the neck
>”I need you to giftwrap this dragon!”
>”But, darling, she hates dragons.”
>”I have to get her something!”
Can someone get this dragon out of here!
>”Hey” – Rainbow Dash flies towards you – “You can’t keep shouting like that! You’ll wake the dragon!”
Don’t tell me what to do, Dash!
>”But we lured him over here so he wouldn’t wake up and hurt anypony!”
Fucking what?!
>”Um, am I gonna use these apples for anything?” Applejack looks at her barrel full of apples, “Cause if we ain’t I’m gonna eat some. I’m hungry.”
>”You can’t, Applejack,” says Twilight. “We need that to fight the dragon if it gets too angry and attacks us.”

>>26768547
Fucking apples? That’s how you’re going to get this dragon out of here?
>”No, Anon,” says Twilight. “That’s what Fluttershy was for!”
>”Yeah! What’s your bright idea?” asks Rainbow Dash. “How are you going to get the dragon out of here?”
I just woke up!
>The dragon roars and slowly begins to pick its massive body up
>”You faggots,” his voice is booming, “Are noisier than the active volcano I was sleeping in earlier.”
>He stands up and looks down at all of you
So… are you going to leave now?
>”Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
Well, yeah. I mean –
>”I was just fucking with you, dude.”
>His enormous wings open up and bring shade to all of you
>”Peace.”
>He flaps once and the gust of wind from his wings blows you all away like a hurricane blast
>Your house gets blown to splinters by the force of the wind from his wings
>He scraws and then takes off into the air
>Except for Rainbow Dash all of you land in a tree
>You glare at the ponies
>”We are very sorry,” says Twilight
Sorry does not bring my home owner’s insurance back.
>Fluttershy kept stealing those bills to see if stealing mail was your fetish.
>”Aw, don’t be mad, Nonny. I can bake you a cake.”
>”I can make you a new wardrobe.”
>”I can give you apples.”
>”I won’t interrupt you if you try to sing again.”
No! I just want to go sit in the remains of my house and be miserable.
>”Anon!”
>You look into the distance
>”Anon! I freed them!”
>Off in the distance you can see a mass of tiny flittering insects and a pegasus leading them
>”I brought you all of the butterflies to see if they are your fetish!”
>The little winged creatures fill up the sky above
>They begin landing all over the trees
>The ponies are in awe of the wonderful creatures, except for Pinkie Pie, who ran out of the tree the second she saw Fluttershy and began doing what she called a dragon call

>>26768570
>One of the butterflies lands on your nose
>”Oh, look everypony,” says Fluttershy. “One of them landed on Anon’s nose. Anon, do you have a boner? Does that turn you on?”
Can they rebuild houses?
>”I don’t think so.”
Then I hate them.
>You really wish Fluttershy would stop brining large quantities of animals to you

a friend ambushed me in Skype and told me I had twenty minutes to write a story that had a dragon in it. figured I'd share the silly results.

>>26768590
Your friend need to ambush you more often.

>>26768590
For something written in 20 minutes, it certainly has an impressive length.

>>26768590
Well done friend, that's a great little story, considering the timeframe.

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>>26768590
Give me moar. I need moar crazy flutterrape

I love you Flutterrape.

Only board on /mlp/ where there's no hate.

>>26772170
You clearly weren't around for the old days.

>>26772170
Isn't this like the second longest-running general on this board, excluding MLPG?
I would think that after that amount of time the only people that would be left are the die-hard fans of the premise.

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>>26772249
Here's to another four years, boys.

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>>26768590
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Nebulus, how could you do this to me!!!!! I'm in the middle of reading your fics about discord being stuck in anon's head, and it's gotta be one of the best concepts I've ever seen, but why??? U just completely ruin the whole feel of it by making anon be in a relationship with applejack. It's not so much him being in a relationship, it's more the fact with applejack. Why!! Why her!!! I'm highly disappointed, I expected better from u dude...

>>26774633
Applejack is a rare thing around these parts.
Let him do it.

>>26775249
>Applejack is a rare thing around these parts.
So fucking true, the only other story I can think of was JC's Applejack The Jimmy Rustler, but that was ages ago. Shit was funny

>>26776008
Anon's corruption has Applejack waifu in it.
Not fucking finished though, just like all the others...
I wish FR had laws, like you can't retire from writing until you've wrapped up all your stories, that or you die.
Either way, you still aren't getting off the ride.

Everyone always forgets the Applerape story.

>A hearty sigh escapes your lips as you settle down on the couch
>The pounding storm outside is a comfortingly dull roar within the confines of your walls
>Too hot soup sitting on the coffee table nearby to cool
>Book resting on your belly and comfy pillow pinned under your head
>Today is a good-
>You turn to the door
>Hmm, thought you heard something
>You turn back to your book again and-
>You look at the door again
>It could just be the wind being a prick, it's so bad out there that you could upgrade this to say that it's storming like tigers and wolves out there
>You focus intently on the door this time, this time you hear it for sure
>A gentle tapping near the middle of the door
>You shut the book and set it down next to your bowl of soup
>You open the door and find a soaking mess of purple, grey, and seafoam green on your doorstep
>The mess moves and shifts part of the purple around to reveal a pair of sea green eyes looking up at you
"Maud? Is that you?"
>"It is." she responds flatly, "Good evening Anonymous"
>You struggle to comprehend why she would be out this far
>Her family's farm is all the way across town
>You don't need to think long as she begins to speak, "I'm here to relieve my desire to mate, ideally with your consent, though at this point I don't find it necessary"
>You open your mouth to speak but find no words come out
>She stands there in the pouring rain, face leaving you no trace of emotion to comprehend this properly
"You're... fucking with me?"
>She can't honestly be telling you she's okay with raping you to your fucking face right?
>"In more positions than a spelunker would use to traverse the Broken Spine Cave."
>You pinch the bridge of your nose, shut your eyes tightly and try willing yourself awake
>When that seems to fail, you sigh and think about what to do now
"Okay..."
>"Okay? Could we begin immediately? I'm afraid the freezing rain has made my tail dock far too numb to be raised properly but I assure you that I am fully aroused"

>>26777590
>Your eyes shoot open and you find yourself looking down at Maud's rump
"Whoa whoa! No! I am okaying that this is actually my life right now, not to that"
>"Oh"
>She turns back around to face you
"I don't... what the hell Maud? Do you really think I'm going to be down with being told that you're willing to rape me?"
>She blinks slowly, "I don't. Truthfully I have been standing outside thinking of how to approach you with this subject, for several hours"
"Hours?! It's been storming since this morning, you've been out here in this for hours?!"
>"Yes, my house key was carried away during a particularly strong wind while I was out here thinking. I realized how late it is and that if I left for home now I would have to wake somepony to let me in, something they wouldn't appreciate."
>"Early this month I began searching for a mate was beginning to interrupt my work, that search led me to you. Subsequent information gathering on you has revealed that you are a kind being and given the circumstance I decided that a direct approach with you might be best."
"Subsiq- You've been stalking me too?!"
>"Under the legal standards of most countries, yes"
>You sigh again
"Godda-"
>"Gryphonia is one of the countries where my actions would only be concid-"
"I don't care Maud! I don't care that you wouldn't technically be stalking me in Gryphonia. Just... go home, and be grateful that I'm not calling the police irght now!"
>Maud tilts her head slightly, "I think over the roar of the storm that even the sharpest eared ponice officer listening for your loudest call couldn't hear you"
>Oh right, fucking phoneless horseland
>You glare at the little pony before you
>In so doing you notice that she's shaking
>A lot actually
>She's been standing out in this rain for hours...
>To plot to rape you dumbass!
>Maud sneezes, her mane goes back to covering her face but she just raises her head back to look at you as though nothing had changed
>You let out a mix of groaning and sighing

>>26777603
"Come in." you command defeatedly
>Maud does as you ask, her hooves make awkward clops on the wood floor as her trembling becomes far more noticeable indoors
>She probably needs to warm up and stuff
"Look, just... you need to warm up"
>She again turns her rear towards you
>"As I mentioned earlier, I may not seem like I am, but I am already aroused. Even more so now that you've let me inside your home... stud"
>You grunt
"No, I mean you need to keep the hypothermia off, I don't want you dropping dead on my floor. You need to take a hot bath"
>She sniffles , "I would gladly take one in your semen"
"In water." she opens her mouth, "From the faucet." you add to keep her from adding some other ridiculously sexual option
>She closes her mouth
>You point out the bathroom door down your hallway
"Bathroom's over-"
>"Yes, I know"
>Before you can even ask she continues, "Second door on the left. The towel on the rack is clean, unfortunately you washed it of your scent yesterday after slipping on the floor while you were singing about "That old time rock and roll" which, may I add, was a stellar performance though I may be biased"
>Fucking hell she saw that?
>Wait...
"Wha- how?!"
>"Because I would like you to press into me as though we are two major tectonic plates, with the end result being as powerful an eruption as a volcano inside of my womb. Also because I really like that song, I culminated twice while listening to you sing it"
"Jesus... I wasn't asking about the bias Maud, I was asking how you know where everything is and everything I did"
>She walks to the bathroom door and opens it, "Boulder, Granite, Pebble, Rocky, and Tom Jr. Jr. were strategically placed around your house over the course of this month to inform me of your daily activities"
"Wait, YOU were the one who broke my window?!"
>"Tom Jr. Jr. is a bit of a wild one, very unlike his grandfather. I suspect it comes from the mother's side. He is very sorry about that however."

>>26777614
>This is... what in the FUCK?!
>She is slowly closing the bathroom door, "I will be taking my bath now, with the door unlocked-"
"Hey wait, where the hell are all those rocks?!"
>She is half covered by the door now, watching you watch her
>"Don't peek inside okay?" she responds ignoring your question completely, "Just come inside, after entering the bathroom, and myself."
>With that she shuts the door
>Goddamn it Maud
>You spend the next several minutes looking around the house for any of those rocks but can't find anything
>Figured for sure they'd be under the couch
>A warm dampness makes itself known to your chest, and crotch, "Let me help you get up"
>You bolt up to your knees and find yourself looking down at a slightly damp Maud, currently pressing her rear against your waist
>You rise fully, Maud stumbles back slightly with your body no longer there to support her
>"Are you close already? My understanding through observations was that your sexual stamina was much greater than that of any stallion."
"No Maud I'm-"
>"Though it's possible my records are off given that I was usually in a state of either orgasm or masturbation and my notepads are all stained as a res-"
"Jesus FUCK Maud, stop!"
>She does as you say, no flinch or anything emotive of the sort, she just stops talking
"What in the hell has gotten into you!? You were always- and don't you DARE tell me "it's what hasn't gotten into me""
>Maud closes her mouth
"Talking with you before was always... I dunno, pleasant. But all this... I-"
>You are interrupted by a rumble so loud you confused it for thunder before realizing it was coming from Maud
>You lose your train of thought as you look down to the little pony rubbing her stomach
"There's soup on the coffee table. It might be a little cold now" you mumble defeatedly
>God damn you are such a little bitch
>Maud looks over to the bowl sitting near eye level with her

>>26777621
>She's been out there for who the hell knows how long and you know the soup at least is pony friendly
>You trudge into the kitchen to look for something to replace what was going ot be your meal
>A quick glance through the fridge and you return to the living room with a plate of cold mashed potatoes you had made the night before
>Not great, but it'll do
>Maud is seated on the floor sipping soup out of a spoon, that you've long ago given up on knowing how they hold them, and watching you approach with her cool seafoam green eyes
>You sit down as far from her as the couch will let you and pop a spoonful of your own dinner into your mouth
>The both of you eat in relative silence save for the occasional silverware clatter for a time
>Maud lifts your bowl up and tilts it back before setting it back down on the table
>You start to eat slower, ready to hear whatever insane thing Maud has to say next
>But it doesn't happen, she just sits there, staring at the bowl with her ears hanging low
>You begin to worry, but are shortly after met with relief when she begins speaking
>"Anonymous?"
>You close your eyes and mentally prepare yourself
"Yes Maud?"
>"Did you mean what you said?"
"If anyone could understand whatever it was I said as even remotely sexu- no, just to be safe, anything that couldn't be taken as an objective fact I didn't mean"
>"You said that speaking with me was pleasant"
"Oh."
>She flicks an ear in your direction and slowly turns to face you
>Her eyes still convey nothing to you
"Yeah, I guess I did mean that. Only before any of this, and pleasant in as a platonic a sense as possible"
>She sits there motionless, save for the occasional blink, pondering your words you think
>Probably trying to find some way to twist that into-
>"Sometimes I feel like I'm stishovite"
>You quirk an eyebrow waiting for the eventual cummingtonite advance on you

>>26777631
>"It's a very trying crystal. Extremely stable and strong, but not very reactive. It's in the second highest tier of hardness on the Moles scale. Harvesting it usually requires something on its own tier and an immense amount of force to do so"
>She pauses, you're not sure if it's the candle light or what but you could swear for a moment you saw her eyes shimmer
>"Something that I have found only very few times in my life. And each one was as demanding an endeavor as I have made it sound"
>"Even rarer is something from the highest tier, which as far as rocktologists are concerned consists only of diamond. With diamond, the Stishovite can be harvested, shaped, even broken... with substantially less force, one could even say, ease, comparatively"
>You don't think there's a 'come on' coming now, and if there was you might actually be impressed
>Maud lets out a quiet breath, "It is something I think I have found only once so far"
>Before you can even think to react, Maud has leaped up onto the couch and pinned your shoulders firmly to the back of the couch with her forehooves
"Whoa whoa! Hey!"
>She drops her rump down on your waist, you struggle to free yourself but moving anything more than a centimeter is impossible
>"Do not struggle Anonymous, you are the hardness I need"
>She starts leaning in on you
"Maud! Nnn, Maud! You don't have to do this!"
>She pauses, her eyes are looking into yours, "You are the only one Anonymous, the diamond to my stishovite. Nopony outside of my family has ever said they enjoyed any time with me" she lowers her head, breaking her gaze with you
>You struggle again but despite her distracted appearance she still has you firmly pinned
>"Not with the honesty that your eyes have"
>She looks up at you again
>Your struggling stops
>Because for the first time since moving to this town to get away from Fluttershy and meeting Maud, you are seeing a very clear emotional response
>A singe tear is pooling just under her eye

>>26777660
"Maud..." you say, barely a whisper
>She relaxes her grip, blood begins rushing back through your arms so hard that it tingles
>You ignore the prickly feeling under your skin as you raise a hand up to touch Maud's cheek
>She takes in a short breath when you make contact
>You slide your thumb slowly up her cheek, just under her eye, and with a gentle flick you wipe her tear away
>Maud is seated before you looking blankly as usual now
"Maud, the desire you feel, I don't think it's a mate that you want..."
>She closes her eyes slowly, and follows with a small nod
>"Marble said that being prepared would win your heart, Limestone told me that being direct and aggressive was the way, Pinkie gave me the layout to your house, something she learned throwing you a housewarming party, and said that a surprise was sure to do it"
>Well that makes sense now... mostly anyway.
"And what does Maud say? What does she think will work?"
>Maud lowers her head, breaking the contact you had with her cheek
>You sit there with her in silence, waiting for her to speak
>She does finally, after what feels like an eternity of waiting, "I... don't know."
>You snort
>She looks up at you
"Sorry, It's just... I thought you were actually going to come up with something after all that time, I was just caught off guard that you didn't"
>"If you wanted to discuss the process behind how landmasses form I know what to say. If you wanted to know the different kinds of land faults I know what to say. But I do not know what to say right now"
>You offer her a smile
"Why don't we start with "hi" huh? Hi Maud."
>She blinks once, her face studies yours for a moment before she responds, "Hi Anonymous"
"See I like this, no horrible come ons, no obscene levels of awkwardness. Just, hi."
>"Hi"
>You chuckle
>Maud apologizes once more as she works her way off of your lap
>You wave it off and rise to get the blood flowing back to your feet again

>>26777684
>You both talk for a time, she assuages your concerns by telling you that most of her talk before was exaggerated, another piece of advice from the Pie sisters,
>She did actually like your towel performance though
>It's definitely far too late to send Maud home now, and given how "normal" your conversation with her has been you're pretty sure that whatever all this was has passed now
>You offer her your couch to sleep, something she accepts happily
>Or well, Maudily, you assume she was happy about the offer
>With a heavy sigh you enter your room and start making your way over to your bed
>Along the way you stub your toe
>A yelp escapes your lips which is followed by a small clatter
>Sounds like...
>You strike a match to illuminate the room slightly
>What you reveal seems to be a giant replica of Maud's vagina made out of a collection of small stones
>The clatter sounds out again
>The hair on the back of your neck begins to stand on its end
>Before you can even take one step back, the stones begin to tumble out towards you in rapidly increasing numbers as Maud's vagina begins to disappear in the cascade of rocks
>You are carried out of your bedroom on the wave of hard earth out into the living room, knocking down most everything along the way
>Finally it all seems to have fallen through as you come to a halt in the middle of your living room
>Maud is looking at you expressionlessly
>She blinks once, "I forgot to warn you about the surprise"
"Yeah I realize that" you huff
>Maud maintains her gaze, "Hi."
>Fucking Maud

Never written for FR before, don't think I really nailed the theme down well but here it is anyway. Thanks for reading.

>>26777716
I thoroughly enjoyed it, it branched off of the usual in a good way. As for remaining on theme, it's just fine. Since Maud tried to seduce Anon in an overly sexual way, and was going to rape him, it fits the theme just fine. Flutterrape isn't just about rape, it can branch out into actual love too, albeit with the sexualization that serves to differentiate flutterrape from a normal story.
Your story had interesting plot, consistent and and interesting characters, and great spelling and grammar.
Overall, I greatly enjoyed your story and hope to read more from you in the future.

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>>26774633
i dunno lol

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>>26777716
This was extremely good Anon.

I thought Maud was perfect and you have a knack for character chemistry. Not so much the dialogue, it was still pretty standard romantic-comedy stuff, but Anon & Maud went well together and their conversation seemed natural; it flowed well and didn't seem out of place, even if some of it was a bit generic (mostly in terms of the romantic terminology).

You nailed the thread theme, trust me. Only way this could have been more FR is if she'd actually had her way with him, but that's not a requirement for this thread, only fumbling attempts to be lewd, which you did very well.

Well done!

>>26775249
He can do it all he wants... just not in a fic with as great of a concept as that one...

>>26778466
Oh yea, one thing I forgot... anon isn't supposed to like pones, hell it even says so in the fic!!! Discord recites his memory of it!!!! The anon in the story is a fucking hippocryte and a fucking asshole.

>>26777716
Pretty much this.>>26778100
Also, that ending was hilarious, please don't leave.

>>26777716
noice

Hey boys, request time.

>>26782045
Let's have a tsundere Bon Bon story.
According to someone in this thread, I hate her.
Very true, she's a pleb-tier pony, but it'll still be nice to have a story about her.

>>26778494
Glad you're liking the story...?

>>26782112
BonBon, coming right up, sir.

>>26772214
Ah the Good Ol' Days with Slasher and Zer0 and everyone was Slasher, but then everyone was Zer0 who then revealed themselves to be Slasher

>>26776364
>Not fucking finished though, just like all the others...
>I wish FR had laws, like you can't retire from writing until you've wrapped up all your stories, that or you die.
>Either way, you still aren't getting off the ride.

Eh, sometimes people leave or stop for valid reasons. Others leave ad stop because they find something else to occupy thier time. And some leave because the thread was absolute shit at one point and they went in search of greener pastures.

I actually regret not finishing Full Metal Nony though.

>>26782112
>>26782210

>Day contact lenses in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Candy tasting extraordinaire.
>You travel from town to town, searching for the most scrumptious treats to stimulate your tastebuds.
>That's not the only thing they stimulate though.
>The mere thought of a caramel-dipped apple can make you as hard as a funny simile.
>Recently; however, your candy crusade has led you to the quaint little town of Ponyvillie.
>You've heard great things about a shop known as "Sugarcube Corner," known throughout the land for it's tasty confections.
>It is not the reason you are in Ponyvillie though.
"Stupid map, is this the place...?"
>A certain candy shop, only spoken about in hushed whispers, was the actual reason you made the trek to Ponyvillie.
>"Bon Bon's Big Bakery!" was the name sprawled across the storefront, and while the alliteration made you smile, the size of the store did not live up to it's name.
>Not by a long shot.
>Strutting in through the cracked glass door, a drab little room filled your eyes, and a wafting scent of sweet goodies filled your nose.
"Hello? I'd like to speak with the owner of this establishment!"
>You speak with vigor and a smile, excitement from finally finding the little shop coursing through your veins.
>The only response you recieve is the rumbling of a multitude of pots and pans, and a shout,
>"HANG ON, VALUED CUSTOMER!"
>You could taste the venom in the mystery mare's voice.
>Was she closed?
>She couldn't have been, the door was unlocked!
>Either way, you're feeling considerably less excited about this whole excursion.
>The owner of the voice still hasn't shown herself yet.
>You debate just leaving and heading to that Sugarcube place, but then your candy-eating honor would be severly hurt.
>"I'M HERE! Now, what kind of sweet do you-"
>Her dialogue is cut short when your eyes meet.
"Hello, Ms....?"
>"W-what are you?"
>You chuckle inwardly, you've told this tale many a time.
"I'm a human, but also a candy connoisseur."
cont.

>>26777716
I really loved this story. Please write more in the future and estabilish a pastebin, this is more than worthy to archive and save for the future
>>26782360
Slasher did nothing wrong

>>26783061
>Slasher did nothing wrong

Except not finish his longest-running-tie-all-of-his-stories-together meta story.

>>26782732
Damnit, just fucking deleted my post, hang on boys, my mind isn't in the right place right now.

>>26783238
You gotta remember that he is a medic in the army, so he gets some leeway, but I can think of a couple Anons who have no excuse.

>>26783255
I'm also in the army, and I can tell you with 100% certanity that we have more free time than any one man should have, certainly a lot more free time than any normal job grants.

Last time Slasher was here no one even acknowledged his presence. Pretty sure he's moved on to other things by now.

>>26783476
You suck writefag dick when they bring good story, not when they just be there and do the postings with trips, comrade

>>26783708
I'm saying all this "I miss Slasher" talk is silly when everyone just ignored him when he was around.

>>26783476
I doubt Slasher would just up and leave just because no one responded to him once, that's Raritan levels of vainity.
No offense Raritan, please finish a Helping Hoof.

>>26783845
>raritan
oh dog I remember when that fag and some other fag made these threads endless drama threads
all talk, no work

PAGE NINE AHHG

>>26783845
He won't.

Page 10 night bump

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>>26777716
>Hi

>What a day this has been so far
>You don't see what is so special about your eighteenth birthday
>So what if you're technically an adult mare now? You don’t feel like an adult, and you don’t feel different
>You're still timid ol' Fluttershy, "Never Going to Fuck a Guy," as the other girls at school used to say
>In fact, if this day is anything to go by there’s nothing special about your eighteenth birthday at all; it’s just a good way to highlight one of your faults
>You can’t even enjoy yourself on this birthday like you could on the other ones, because everypony is focused on one thing
>Speaking of that, you've had to chase off all of your friends today, too (Rainbow will be back though, you're sure of it)
>They all wanted to take you out to the clubs to see the stallions strip
>But you just aren't into that
>Pinkie shouldn't even be doing that anyway. She's a year younger than you for pony's sake
>You check your mail and see that you got the usual birthday cards from relatives
>And a package from your aunt Femmesly
>You throw it on the table and swallow nervously
>Femmesly was always the "wild" one in the family
>She usually doesn't even send you anything on your birthdays
>What could be in the package?
>You open it and smell plastic
>Inside the box are an assortment of toys... yes, those kinds of toys
>B-but you only know that because Rarity told you about them
>You look at the card on the package and it reads, 'Didn't know if you had a stallion or not, but just in case.'
>You sigh and think of what you could possibly do with these… besides the obvious
>No, you’re probably going to have to get rid of these before somepony sees them
>Just then you hear a knock on your door and you quickly hide the box
>That's most likely Rainbow Dash at your door, here to try and get you to go out with her to the Sultry Stallion club tonight, again
>This whole day you've been chided about your inexperience with stallions

>>26788047
>Everypony seems to think that you're lying when you tell them that you just aren't ready yet
>What's the big deal anyway?
>You just don't understand it
>You open the door and are greeted by some kind of tall, bipedal monkey. He's hunched down so that he can see you
>"Nice place you got here."
>Such a deep voice. Probably a male
>He smiles and holds his hand out to you
>"My name is Anonymous. I'm your new neighbor."
>This must be that human Twilight was talking about last week
>He's stunning
>You hold out a trembly hoof and he grabs it suddenly, which makes you "eep"
>"Oh, you alright?"
>He lets go, stands up and backs away a bit
>"Sometimes I forget that you ponies like to bump hooves instead of shake. It's something I used to do back home."
>He's so big... he grabbed your hoof so eagerly... that smile of his is gorgeous
>"I didn't get your name."
>He laughs and you laugh as well, but feebly
I'm Shy.
>"Um, shy?"
Y-yeah, but - wait, no.
>How can you be such a dope?
My name is Fluttershy
>"Oh, that's your name. I thought you were telling me you were shy."
>He laughs again, but then apologizes
>"Sorry, I really shouldn't laugh."
>Oh dear, he's uncomfortable
No. It's okay. Really.
>You should think of something to try and explain your situation
>After all, you don't want to be known as the "awkward neighbor" while he lives next to you
>You should try to explain that you used to be very shy when you met new ponies, but that you are better now, and that he just caught you off guard with his forwardness
>He just grabbed you. Oh, thinking about it makes your heart jump
>That won't be awkward, right? You need to stress that you don't find what he did wrong
>You smile at him and ignore your hot shoulders
>Make him feel welcome
I'm sorry. I used to be very shy, but I'm much better about it now.
>"Aw jeez, and I just grabbed your hoof like that. I'm really sorry."
No, it's okay.
>"Oh, good. I was worried you were going to think I was a freak."
Not at all.

>>26788057
>He smiles
I actually like you a lot.
>Anonymous looks at the ground and laughs
>Ponyfeathers! Why did you say that?
>"You're too sweet to me. Thanks."
Y-you too.
>"Well, I hate to leave so soon but I got work to get ready for."
>He's leaving... What if it was you that drove him away?
>Oh, you can't let him leave with a negative opinion of you
>Stop him!
Don't leave.
>...
>Literally the worst way you could've gone about doing that
>But he just chuckles in that sweet way you really like
I mean, where do you work?
>"At a... club."
>You'd make a guess as to which club that could be, but the only name you know is the Sultry Stallion
>And haven't you embarrassed yourself enough already?
>Still though, a mare can dream
>"I got to go. I'll see you later."
>Before you can say anything he's jogging back to his house
>And you're too busy watching his butt to move
>Oh yeah, a mare can dream about that alright
>After Anonymous leaves you eagerly uncover that box of toys
>You eye them like they are a great treasure
>Maybe you shouldn't be too quick to dismiss a gift on your birthday
>You grab the green one and see that it needs batteries
>Why would it need batteries?
>You grab a different toy that already had batteries and turn it on
>It begins to buzz and vibrate and you drop it on the floor
>So, you're supposed to use that on your...
>You begin to frantically open all of your electronic devices to find some batteries

Fluttershy!
>You loudly knock again
Open up! You're going out on your birthday!
>"Rainbow Dash, I don't think she's going to answer us," says Twilight
>Twilight might have a point
>Fluttershy has all of her doors locked, all of her windows shut, and all of her curtains drawn down
>"You can't force this on her, Dash. Look at the lengths she has gone to just to keep us out."
>You groan
Fluttershy can't just close herself away from boys forever. I'm not leaving until she comes down here.
>"Come on, let her have her tea parties while she still can."

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>>26788073
>You scoff
That's the problem though. She's probably in there talking with her stuffed animals right now like some kind of filly.
>"Oh yeah!" The two of you hear from her cottage. "Stuff me, Anonymous!"
>The two of you stand in awkward silence after that... that is until you can hear the faint screaming of Fluttershy
>Well, now you know Fluttershy has a crush... but you feel sick instead of proud
>"I don't think she knows we're down here."
>Your eye twitches
>"She sounds... busy. Definitely not having a tea party."
Let's leave.
>"I thought you said you weren't going to leave until -"
Shut up.

small thingie meant for a bump that I wrote when I saw we were on page eight. if it seems a bit scatterbrained, that's why.

>>26782112
As I said, concept is amazing. Just could have done better than having anon love applejack.

>>26788240
Nah, Applejack's fine. Your feedback has actually made me realise that I should put her in more stories.

I should put her in every story.

I should rewrite all my old stories to feature her.

All of them.

Thank you for opening my eyes to my true purpose in this thread, Anon.

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>>26788087
This.... needs to be done from anon's point of view... I need to feel his awkwardness

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>>26788264
At least just make duplicates of them instead

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We Applerape now?

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>>26782112
>Bon Bon
>Pleb tier

Surely ya jestin'

>>26788264
Do it.

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>>26788888
CH
ECK
'D
gud git yo

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>>26788597

>>26788888
Them 8s tho, kek

>>26788888
fug

Anyone have any good Twi stories? I'd appreciate it.

>>26790786
Sadly, you can only browse the million year old lists provided in the OP, some links are dead even

>>26791135
None of the links are dead.
They haven't been updated in god knows how long, but they aren't dead.

Hey guys, you ever feel like we should start anew?
We're just stalling right now honestly, what are we waiting for? New writers to just appear? We have been here for four years, they would've popped up by now. I'm not saying reinvent everything, but I think we definetly need something new.

>>26792342
Do you even read the thread before you post

>>26792372
We currently have five stories in this thread and 132 posts. We've currently been up since the thirteenth. To me, those don't stack up well. I'm just saying we figure out something to reel Anons in because, forgive me for saying, things are feeling barren these days.

>>26792416
Friend, things have been barren for years. Learn to live with it.

Flutterrape has become a "background" thread. It's the sort of thing you keep open in a tab all day and check up on every now and again to see what whacky hijinks/creative bumps have taken place that day. It's not as active as AiE or any other /mlp/ threads, it's just not got that life in it anymore.

Anons will come to us if they want to. We can't force them to. We have our thread topic, and we've broadened it as much as we can. The thread used to be about just Fluttershy raping Anon, now it's about anything in Equestria being lewd towards him. There's nowhere else we can go from here, so there's no point trying to innovate further. If people don't like what the thread has to offer, they won't read it. We can't change that.

But don't feel sad. We're not competing with anyone. The thread isn't engaged in any sort of popularity contest with the rest of /mlp/, nor do we really have anything to gain from doing any of this. We're just quietly ticking away in our own quiet little corner of /mlp/, having a bit of fun doing our own thing.

>>26792772
I suppose you're right, except for one thing:
>We can't force them to.
This is Flutterrape. We'll force them to do whatever we want.

>>26793325
This Anon has a point. That's kinda the point of rape

>"Welcome home honey."
>You come in and throw your suitcase on the ground.
"Bump."
>"Dinner's ready if you want to eat it here."
>You don't respond and strip from your shoes and suit jacket.
>You take a single plate from the the painstakingly made meal to your study.
>Flutterrape sighs.
>"Please say something Anon."
>You turn to her
"Bump."
>You hear her cries as you ascend the stairs.
>You're in your bedroom now, having spent most of your time drinking alone.
>Flutterrape lays on her side facing away from you.
>Pulling the blankets back you hear her sniffle before sitting up.
>"Anon, please listen to me."
>You lay down anyways.
>"You're not yourself. Please, I don't care if you call me all those mean names you used to. Cunt punt me, hurt my animals, slam the door in my face again, just please do something other than-"
"Bump!"
>She starts weeping again and you try falling asleep.
>"I-I know. I-I'll just force myself on you, like old times."
>She pulls your pants down without struggle.
>You lost the will the fight long ago.
>"L-look Anon, ol Flutterrape about to get at your hot monkey dong. Better stop me before I-"
>You'd already fallen sleep.
>Spent the rest of the night.
Listening to her cry.

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>>26795707

4-12-16

>>26796732
I'll be waiting, Slasher.
Where you been?

>>26796764
>Slasher
No idea who that is, but don't expect whoever it is to come back.
Slazors never did.

>>26797025
Who's Slazor? Reminds me of Slicerussian

>>26796732
4th of December?
Jesus man, that's a long arse wait.
Must be damn good...

>>26797070
could me April the 12th for all we know...
Damn muricans

>>26797059
http://pastebin.com/u/Slazors
Nigga always came back when he said he would.
One day he randomly stopped posting. Wonder if he died during his move or if he became an hero.

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>>26797125
>http://pastebin.com/u/Slazors

>That Sweetie Belle pic as profile pic.

I know I'm not the only one thinking it

>>26797138
Care to share?

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>>26797156
Slasher had a thing for Sweetie Belle
Not saying Slasher= Slazors, and I could be grasping at straws.
>Almost similar writing styles.
>Constant talk of coming back.
But hey, that's just a theory.
A SLASHER THEORY
I'm scared.

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>>26797169

I would chew you out for your faggotry, but it's too unique to not be daunted by the presence of.

The fuck is wrong with you?

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>>26797179
>filename.

Alright,I'm going to bed, I laughed way too hard.

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>>26797169
Assuming Slasher is Slasher_Science, they have been writing longer than Slazors, and posting around the same time as him.

>>26797192
You're right, but the back of my mind can't put it to rest.

>>26796732
no, new.

>>26796732
Why do you guys all think this is Slasher?
Don't get me wrong, I want him back as much as anyone else, but it's just a date, it could be anyone.

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>>26788087
Reading this, all I could think was "How do ponies have strip clubs if they're always naked anyway?"

Was cute though, kinda expected more.

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>>26797138
>Look up Slazor's pastebin.
>First story I see:
>"Like Mother Like Daughter."
>mfw

Bamp

B-bump

Bumple bee

>>26773542
Mr.Bones wild ride never ends!

>>26795707
Bump

>>26799554
It does tho.
Eventually.

>>26799684
But the passenger's souls have been harvested by then. Trapped forever in the ride. For them it will never end.

>>26797913
Why does Pinkhue wear the basket?

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>>26799849

>>26799849
Its her thinking hat.

>>26799917
It looks extremely painful.

>>26800027
She's a big mare.

>>26800544
4u

>>26788087
Forgot to reply to this, sorry, Anon.

I really enjoyed it, kinda wish it had been longer because you had a good premise set up there.

Ah well, no one can force you to continue. Keep up the good work.

>>26768590
Well worth it.

>>26797169

https://youtu.be/H7XG2mox-PM

Anyone know what all the writing over the picture says?

>>26807265
Oh Rarity, always trying to get in my ass.

No means no, woman

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>>26807434
Ah, but that's the beautiful thing about a lovely place like this.
To them, 'no' means "I don't give a fuck what you mean, bend over."

>>26807493
But she's always rough with me when I do :C

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>>26807567
Then you need to stop being such a pussy.
Suck it up and take it like a man Anon.

>>26807661
But...
She'll tell all my friends if I don't "act" the part.

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>>26807703
Come now, you really think a slut like her would go and tell her friends about such sexual activities?
Of course she would.
That's when you get back at her by implying she's fat because of how heavy she was when mounting you.

>>26807772
This is brilliant.

>>26807772
>"Oh girls, you should have heard him! Squealing like a little filly!"
>You scowl and tighten the grip on your mug.
>The girls all titter amongst themselves.
>Rarity smirks at you from across the table.
>Rainbow Dash clears her throat, trying not to make her smile seem so apparent.
>"S-so uhh, Anon, do you like taking it up the ass from a MARE?"
>She starts to guffaw.
>Even Fluttershy is struggling to contain herself.
>You take a long sip from your cup.
>Dash continues.
>"What, are you pretending that you're drinking her cum?"
>"Do you like sitting on cocks, Anon?"
>"Are you a little filly, Anon?"
>"H-hey Anon, what does her dick taste like?"
>Dash keeps them coming for a while.
>The girls have devolved in uproarious laughter.
>You set your mug on the table and knit your fingers together, glaring daggers at Rarity.
>She wipes her tears away, her viscious smile portraying her mirth.
>"Yes darling, tell them how I taste!"
"Like a burger."
>The laughter comes to a confused stop.
>Dash furrows her brow, trying to work out what you said.
>"Uhh, what? Run that by me again, Anon, I think I missed the first bit."
"I said her dick tastes like a burger."
>Rainbow Dash scratches her head.
>"Bit of a weak insult, Anon."
>Twilight nods.
>"It was very low-calibre, I must admit."
>Dash sniffs and reaches for her drink.
>"So, did you cum first or did she?"
>Her smile comes back, clearly ready for another bout of laughter.
"I said she tastes like a burger because she's fat as fuck."
>Silence.
>Rarity stares at you in disbelief.
>The corners of Dash's mouth turn up.
>"She's... fat?"
"Oh yeah. Fat as hell. There I was, taking it hard right, and the only thing I could think was 'when is this gonna end? My back is killing me'."

>>26807832
>Rainbow Dash snickers.
>"Seriously?"
"Dash, it's like being sat on by a bear."
>"B-bears are very heavy when they mate, it's like a deadweight." Fluttershy blurts out.
>She then goes deep red and hides behind her mane.
"Right? All I wanted to do was have sex, I didn't want a back injury."
>Rainbow Dash snorts.
>"Hey Rare, might wanna start that diet up again."
>Rarity splutters indignantly.
>"A-are you all forgetting that I made him my bitch?!"
>Dash's voice cracks as she laughs.
>"He might be a fairy, but at least he's not FAT!"
>You join Dash in laughing at Rarity.
>The other girls start to join in, making pig noises and puffing their cheeks out.
>Pinkie Pie stuffs an entire sandwich in her mouth and talks over it.
>"Hey guys! Look at me! I'm Rarity!"
>More laughter.
>Rarity storms off away from the group, her ample rump jiggling as she goes.
>The laughter winds down and Dash turns to you.
>"For the record, I don't care if you're gay."
"Eh, it's fine, I know you were just joking around. I'd rather be gay than a fat transexual."
>"True that, Rarity's a freak."
"Haha, that she is Dash."

"That she is."

Ponies are actually terrible people who frequently engage in group-bullying tactics.
But at least they aren't all as bad as Rarity.

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>>26807840
At first I enjoyed the thought of revenge comments to imply she's fat.
Now I kinda sorta feel bad.
On the upside, angry sex is awesome.

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>>26807840
I'm glad we can always make Nebby write something, as long as we atleast post a single picture.

I'm going to abuse power here now, write something about this picture, or something bad will probably happen to you.

>>26808093
>"Anon! Pick me up!"
>Shrug your shoulders and pick the little pony up.
"Great. Now what?"
>"Nuzzle me!"
"No."
>"Why not?"
"Shit's weird enough with me picking you up. You're like the size of a baby, and I feel like you're gonna start asking me to do really weird stuff."
>"Psh, no I'm not."
"Well alright then."
>You stay still, Lyra in your hands enjoying the sensation of being off the ground.
>She kicks her legs around a bit, giggling to herself.
>"So uhh, you gonna lick my horn or--"
>Drop her.
>"Oh come on! It's a common unicorn greeting! Honest!"
>She watches you go, a dejected look on her face.
>"Drat, I was so close..."
>"I'll lick your horn if you want, darling~"
>Lyra glances left to see Rarity bouncing her eyebrows suggestively.
>"Ew, no way, I don't do fat chicks."

Haha, Rarity's awful.
Maybe even worse than Bon Bon.

Nah.

>>26809160
Bon Bon promptly commited suicide after reading this post.
Feel good about yourself now, Nebbles?

>"Anon, you're kind of a rare creature, right?"
I would take offense to that, but yeah.
>"I don't see why you would. I really like rare creatures."
Don't touch me.
>"I work with the Equestrian Preservation of Rare Creatures."
I remember those freaks. That green one with dreadlocks smelled awful.
>"Tree Hugger, mister. Anyway, when we go out and study rare creatures we often find that they're very shy."
They probably just know better than to go near you.
>"So do you know what we do to get them to come out of their hiding places?"
Why would I know that?
>"We tempt them... with a slice of cheddar cheese."
How do you get the plastic off?
>She licks her teeth and smiles
>"Nimble mouths."
>Fluttershy lies on her back and presents herself to you
>There's a single slice of cheddar cheese covering her privates... but you didn't notice at first; yellow on yellow, ya know
>"Am I tempting?"
Cheese is pretty much the worst food you can associate with a vagina.
>Well it's up there anyway
So I'd say that I'm not tempted.
>Fluttershy dejectedly sighs
>"Darn it."
>Sorry kid
>A mouse comes crawling by. He sniffs her cheese crotch once, grabs the slice and then runs away
>You are unsure of what to say about that
>"Nature is so wonderful. Oh, is what that mouse just did your fetish? Did it turn you on?"
>You purse your lips and leave her
>When you have nothing to say you should just walk away

sometimes, if the cheese doesn't work, the organization will use peanut butter instead

>>26810727
Cheesy ending.

pmub

>>26811368
CARLOS

>>26812485
did nothing wrong

I'd like to bump Fluttershy's lips with my lips.

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>>26815324
....You disgusting mother fucker.

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>>26810727
>Cheese is pretty much the worst food you can associate with a vagina.

You fucker, made me spill my tea.

Page 10

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>>26808013
Oh my.

>>26812485
I thought it had a gouda end.

>Here comes Flutterrapist
>Heh, too bad she won't recognize you though
>"Hello, Anonymous."
Dammit.
>You throw your Groucho glasses in the garbage
Alright, what do you want?
>"Would you like to make a donation to support the Future Farmers of Fillydelphia?"
No. Go ask Applejack or something.
>"So, it's not your fetish?"
Did you really join an organization just to see if it was my fetish?
>"Of course not."
>Fluttershy squees
>"I joined for the petting zoo."
Then go pet some animals and leave me alone.
>"But I need to raise money so we can keep the petting zoo running."
Then go see Applejack. Do you see a pattern here?
>"Alfalfa and corn is expensive, Anon. Do you think I'd ask somepony like Applejack for money?"
What's that supposed to mean?
>"I'm not going to ask a farmer to donate money to the Future Farmers of Fillydelphia."
Oh... damn.
>Fluttershy holds out a tin can with a dollar sign on it to you expectantly
>Guess you can't really argue with that logic
>It would be silly to ask a farmer to donate to the organization that supports farmers
>You drop a bit into the can and Fluttershy smiles
>"And for donating, sir, you get this complimentary voucher for one free visit to our petting zoo."
Givin' me the business, eh?
>The voucher is drawn on notebook paper
>Damn. Guess they really are strapped for cash
>Might as well go
>It says the best times to go are at three, so that's when you go
>You arrive at a decrepit shed with "petting zoo" written on cardboard out by the door
>It's unnaturally quiet for a building that is full of animals
>How come no one else is here if this is the best time to come?
>Why is there no one out front to see your voucher?
>How many farms could be in a city like Fillydelphia?
>You walk in. The inside is dark and there's a filthy bed in the corner
>"Velcome."

>>26818518
>You see Fluttershy by the door, but she's talking in some weird accent and she's wearing your Groucho glasses
>"Vlease rub ze face with thiz scent so de animals vill arrive."
>She gives you a wet rag
>"Really inhale ze smell."
>Probably chloroform on this rag
>You toss it on top of her head and she freaks out
>Eventually her legs get weak and she crumples down onto the ground
>The door opens behind you
>There's a little colt looking in
Hi.
>He looks disappointed
>"Are you one of the animals in the petting zoo, mister human?"
>What a cute, racist little bastard
Nope, but she is.
>You point to Fluttershy and the kid pokes her body
>"Is it dead?"
She's just sleeping. It's tiring being in a petting zoo.
>"Oh. Can I pet her?"
>You toss the rag away and grab your glasses
Now you can.
>You leave the colt in there with Fluttershy and go outside
>On the way out you found her can and took all the bits that were in it
>Now you're a thief though, so you'd better wear a disguise
>You put your Groucho glasses on
>That's better
>Now... you feel... you're a little...
>Maybe you should just lie here on the grass for a...
>Take a deep relaxing breath through your nose and...
>Close your eyes...

never trust a funny farmer

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>>26818524
Cute little story.

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>>26818524
Good work!

>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>you hear thunderous knocking at your front door
>it's 4 am
>walk to front door, see nothing outside
>open door, expecting to see fluttershy
>nothing
>close door, go back to bed
>30 minutes later, more knocking
what the fuck man
>go to door again, open it and see nothing
"whoever is knocking at my fucking door GO HOME FAGGOT"
>slam door, and go back to bed
>falling asleep in your room, you're on the verge of sleep and you hear tapping at your window
>nothing there
what the fuck.jpg
>get up and go into living room
>flipping the light switch, nothing happens
spooky
>go to bathroom to take a piss
>after piss look in mirror
>staring at yourself and you see something in the window behind you
>whaddafuckisdat
>open window and scream out
"can whatever is outside leave me alone"
>see eyes in the tree outside
"I see you in the tree. I'm gonna turn around and then turn back and please be gone thing"
>turn to window
>turn back
>some being jumps from from outside in
"AHHHH"
>jumpscare.avi
>you pass out for a couple seconds from a mini heart attack
>wake up
>see yellowbutt
>"hey anon"
"flutters? what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
>"just trying new things, is horror your fetish?"
"no, horror is not my fucking fetish idiot"
>"oh"
>she gets off you, and you hear some sticky sound
>she leaves, and you get up, realizing your pants are down
>fucking fluttershy
i know it sucked, Its like my first thing I've ever written. I was just bored and felt like adding something here

also
bump?

>>26818813
dammit fluttershy!

>>26817970
kek

pmub

>>26809160
>"I'll lick your horn if you want, darling~"
>Lyra glances left to see Rarity bouncing her eyebrows suggestively.
>"Ew, no way, I don't do fat chicks."

Now that did made me laugh!

>You are Anon.
>Fluttershy is raping you.
>Suddenly your dresser drawer opens up and out pops a butt with a top hat and a monocle pressed to its right cheek.
>It speaks.
>"I told you about Flutterape, bro!" Says the talking butt. The cheeks parting like lips.
>The talking butt vanishes back into your drawer from where he came.
>...
>Speaking of cumming.
>You feel the rush of mare cum flooding down your shaft from the forever humping of Fluttershy.
>This is life now.

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Reminder that God is dead and we are alone
http://pastebin.com/wtfuFMzY

>>26822752
That last one is great, major kudos friendo

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>>26822752
This is original, I'll give you that

>You're at a café eavesdropping on a conversation Flutterrapist is having with Twilight
>Fucking Twilight is always an enabler of Fluttershy's bullshit, so you're bound to hear something
>Twilight gives Fluttershy a bag
>"So this is really going to work?" asks Fluttershy
>"Of course," says Twilight. "Just point that ray-gun at his pants and they'll disappear into thin air."
>You fucking knew it
>"It won't hurt him, will it?" asks Fluttershy
>"Not at all. It may give him cancer, but his advanced-human-healing powers should take care of that."
>Maybe the health segment of your initial research interviews with Twilight was not the best category to tell egregious, but cool, lies about yourself
>"How are you going to go about this, Fluttershy?"
>"I'll approach him all casual like, and then, I'll distract him with some string."
>"String?"
>"Sure. Humans love string. Anon told me that."
>You giggle as Twilight writes that in her notes
>"Then when his pants are gone I'll suck his dick and he'll fall in love with me."
>”Alright, but be careful. You know how dangerous Anon’s penis can be from my notes.”
>You get up to leave along with a disgruntled family covering the ears of their little filly
>You think you know of a way to stop Fluttershy's plans
>”Mint, sir?” asks the maître d as you leave
No. I hate mints. Besides, the path to fresh breath is not paved on mints alone.
>”In due time then, sir.”
>You stand outside and wait for Fluttershy
>Fluttershy exits the café and approaches you all casual like
>"Hi there, Anon."
Hey.
>She pulls a piece of string out of her saddlebag and tosses it away from you
>"Isn't it a nice day? Doesn't it make you want to play with string?"
No. But my fetish is chewing gum.
>"Really?! Fuck the small talk then."
Here have some.
>You give her a stick of gum and she greedily chews it up
>She then turns around and lifts her tail up
Not yet. You need more.
>She eagerly nods and you give her another stick
>And another
>And another

>>26823956
>Then you give her handfuls of Big League Chew
>She is happy to accept your balls... of gum
>Pretty soon her cheeks are absolutely stuffed and she can barely speak
>In fact her mouth looks like a big leaking pile of rubber
>Somehow, with red cheeks and teary eyes, she still smiles
>She turns around and raises her tail
>You pretend to notice the string for the first time
Oh shit! Is that string?
>Now you're pretending to be enraptured with the string while she waits for you to gum and gunk up her gash
>But you're too busy playing with the string
Fucking string, man.
>Fluttershy uses her ray gun to make your pants disappear and now you're exposed
>Underwear is for nerds
>She tries to suck your dick, but she can't open her mouth; it is now gummed shut
>You laugh at her
I knew all about your plan you stupid banana horse. Gum isn't actually my fetish. I just wanted to keep your mouth busy.
>She looks shocked and you keep laughing in her face
Good luck sucking my dick now.
>She squints at your dick with determination
>Her wings extend, her head trembles, her face clenches up
>Slowly you hear the gum parting as she forces her mouth open
>Before you can react she wraps her lips around your cock in a vice-grip
What the fuck?! Get off of me!
>You try to pull her off but her mouth is stuck on your dick
>God, you can feel the saliva running down your thigh
>You can feel her tongue trying to push through the gum to get to your cock
Dammit! You better not be stuck on my dick.
>You try to pull her off again but she just pushes her head forward when you do
>It actually feels kind of good though, so you quickly stop before you get a boner
>Too bad Fluttershy caught on though
>She begins pushing and pulling on your dick herself
S-stop it.
>She shakes her head no and you shudder in fright and pleasure
>All this movement is enough to turn you on
>Surprisingly the slimy gum wad starts to heat up as Fluttershy's breathing increases
>Her eyes turn up in ecstasy

>>26823974
>You get hard from the friction alone and you cover your face in shame
>Fluttershy's muffled moans of pleasure are actually turning you on when you aren't looking though
>Your cock begins to twitch and you can feel your orgasm impending
>Instinctively you grab Fluttershy's mane and help her "suck" your dick
>With a deep gasp you climax into the little gum pocket that your dick is stuck in
>Your legs are sore and the climax only made your knees weak
>You put your hands on Fluttershy's withers and lean on her to support yourself
I hate you so much, Fluttershy.
>She brushes her soft wing on your cheek
>"Are you two done yet?"
>There's a police pony standing near you
>The two of you end up in jail together, still stuck in the same sticky position
>Fluttershy got to suck your dick for days until one day you eventually pulled the gum out of her mouth
>You had to go the hospital to get the big ball removed from your crotch; you had to confess to Twilight that human dicks are not actually capable of producing and ejecting porcupine quills along the shaft when threatened
>Fluttershy still has that big ball of gum displayed in her house proudly
>It stinks and is covered in semen
>You are now a mint man

don't share gum

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>>26823998
...Yeah, yeah that's good. That's real good.

>>26823998
Why did humans not evolve to have porcupine penises? Fucking Darwin.

>>26823998
Topfuckingkek

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Bump

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I'm keeping the thread alive with this bird I caught.

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I'm a bit tired and high so cut me some slack

>It's a cool spring day in Equestria
>You are Anonymous, living off the kindness and low rent rates of local seamstress and fashion expert, Rarity
>And you are about to crack
>You never considered yourself a particularly sexual guy, but after about 3 months with no porn or even any women (which you would be desperate enough to actually approach at this point), your horniness levels are pretty much through the roof
>You opted early on not to take out your sexual frustrations on the adorable little townsfolk you live in the vicinity of, as the thought of nailing something so cute always made you feel like a pedophile or corrupter or something.
>Out of boredom one day off, you decided to peek around her inspiration room, which was just a room full of clutter of all shapes, colors, and sizes
>Unfortunately, you started getting some "inspiration" yourself from an especially humanoid looking shape of cloth and paper
>Big hips, great tits, soft, but not fat
>Yeah, this'll work
>And whip your Anonymous Jr. maker out with speeds that would put John Wayne to shame
>You're already rock hard, baby, as you pump up and down into a nice rhythm
>Your intense "focus" on the situation at hand obfuscates a peering sapphire eye into your personal love-making session
>That is until
>"A-Anonymous?"
>You swear to Christ almighty that you hear glass shatter as you stop and stare at your witness of shame like a deer in the headlights
...u-uh ah, I uh..
>After hearing that brief sheening noise that sounds off at unicorn magic, you feel a force tugging your arm back into it's original workout
>Rarity's horn is suddenly alight, and snapping back into reality, you notice your masturbating hand shares that shine
>"Oh, my, Anonymous, you absolutely disgusting beast."
>She begins a slow saunter toward you
I- eeghm- can't stop!
>"Of course not, you're an animal, you should be caged."
>Your lean against a dresser as your breath begins to gain speed

1/2

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That didn--nh--'t come out rieight.
>"Oh I'm sure it 'comes out' just fine for you, fiend."
>Rarity's eyes are half-lidded and her lips look a little poutier from what you can tell at glances between her and your captive cock-stroking
Rr-aahaahoo- wwwhat's going on...?
>Your back arches as you attempt to resist both the magic and the the impending release in front of this crazy horse woman
>"What's happening, dearie, is that you barged into one of my personal quarters, exposed yourself, and began pleasuring yourself as you walk closer toward your sweet, beautiful, innocent little prize."
>As she eases closer, you press yourself up against an opposite wall in a desperate bid to avoid what's about to happen
>"And you're about to nut a fat load all over her face."
>..and THERE'S something you're not comfortable with hearing in her voice
NGuH...!
>But apparently, you're body doesn't agree with that notion, as it stiffens up and releases that same load prophesied by your magnanimous host
>You feel your entire body roughly dragged forward and your dick specifically positioned inches before Rarity's face
>She wears an especially serene look with her eyes gracefully closed coupled with a modest smile as you blast your massive load of seed on her mouth, cheeks, chin, forehead, mouth again, and forehead again
>As you huff and pant and feel like the world's most awkward gas pump attendant, you take a step back and wallow in shame and confusion
>Rarity just stands there with that same contented and victorious look as your essence drips down her face and onto the floor
>You marvel slightly at the lack of a single droplet in her hair, then she turns and does the most dignified walk of shame you've ever seen
>Right before she leaves the room with your spooge still plastered all over her visage, she pipes up while slowly wiggling her ass at you
>"Your rent's not low just because I'm the element of generosity, Anonymous."
...
>You gape there with your cock out as the door shuts

2/2

>>26827406
That's a whole other kind of rape than we normally get.
I love it!

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>>26827406
>As you huff and pant and feel like the world's most awkward gas pump attendant
and that's when I lost it

>>26827471
I agree.

>>26827371
>>26827406
I need more.

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>>26827406
I'm worried at how hard my cock is right now.

Boring bump because buisness beckons

>"Anonymous sits on his couch, pondering."
>"Thinking."
>"Existing."
>"Being."
>"Little does he know, his favorite pony sits behind-"
"Lyra."
>"His body cannot handle her unparalleled beauty, her-"
"Lyra please."
>"Her sleek, cuddly bod-"
"Lyra, please stop talking."
>The minty mare now sits infront of you, a smile adorned on her little pony face.
>"Anon, to busy with his pointless rambling, fails to notice the sexy mint pony pounce-"
"Wha-"
>"-right onto his lap!"
>Lyra begins snuggling up under your arms, and firmly into your lap.
>You prepare yourself to push her off and stop her advances, maybe say some bad words, but you stop yourself when you notice Lyra means no harm, only cuddles.
>She's pulled this trick before though, so you stay on gaurd.
>She calls this maneuver the "Cuddlerape."
>Rape or not, cuddles are cuddles, so you get more comfortable on your cozy cushy couch.
>Behind your current facade lies a battle hardened rape veteran, ready to prevent any sort of shenanigans coming his way.
>Your rock iron will is unbreak-
>Is she sleeping?
>Did she just snore?
>All previous defenses are shattered, dawwww mode engaged.
>Now that the threat to your pony virginity has been quelled, you give yourself some time to think about the situation, and your current position in life.
'Maybe sex with a horse wouldn't be so bad?'
'Cuddling is nice.'
'How'd Lyra get into my house anyways?'
'Was that camera always there?'
>You decide your thoughts are simply wandering, and you stare out your shattered window.
>Celestia's sun falls slowly beyond the horizon, turning the sky a warm orange, also heating your face, and showering your body with vitamin D.
>You feel your eyes start to flutter closed.
>You join Lyra in blissful sleep.
>...
>The next morning, you awake naked, your clothes ripped to shreds, and covered in marejuices.
>On your coffee table, a note rests by your ripped clothes.
>'Works every time. -Lyra~'
>Fucking Lyra.

>>26831002
this would totally work on me, too
Lyra has got it figured out

>>26831767
Who wouldn't cuddle with mint pone?

>Day dentist in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Waking from a wonderful slumber, you hop up from your bed, and head to your bathroom.
>Man has to be presentable for his checkup.
>You do the shitting.
>You do the showering.
>You do the shaving.
>Once done with your hygiene, you whip up some foo-
>Right. Checkup.
>No breakfast yet.
>It's worth it though.
>Checking your kitty clock, the time reads '11:59.'
>You have about 30 minutes until your checkup.
>Fug.
>Colgate's shop is across town.
>A faint knock makes it's way to your ears.
>Speed walking over to the door, you answer in a hurry.
"HeyFluttershyNoThatIsn'tMyFetishGottaGoBye."
>"But-"
"No buts, gotta skedaddle, Flutt-flutt."
>She hovers next to you, keepin pace with you as you briskly walk through town.
>"So, you're positive your fetish is not-"
"No, I mean yes, yes, I'm positive."
>"You didn't hear it yet though, and-"
"Please Fluttershy, I have a dentist checkup and I must be punctual."
>You need your fix, and you are going to get it.
>"Oh! You're going to the dentist? It would be a shame if..."
>Fluttershy kicks a basket full of apples infront of you, making you trip.
>You hit the ground with a painful thump.
"Oof, Fluttershy! Why'd you do that?"
>"Is being inconvenienced your fetish?"
>With a groan, you rise from the ground.
"No, it isn't, now leave me alone."
>"Oh, but are you sure? Maybe I should do it some more..."
>This pony.
>You do NOT have time for this.
"Oh yeah? W-well... Fuck you!"
>You yank her tail back and sprint ahead of her.
>You won't get another appointment for months.
>And you need to feel that brush on your pearly whites.
>"Oh no you don't mister!"
>Fluttershy catches up to you, and frantically searches for something to hinder you with.
>Deciding against more property damage, she goes for the ol' dick chomp.
>Swiftly dodging her maw, you power foward.
>Checking your watch, the time is 12:10.
cont. Actually at the dentist right now, going in for my checkup, be back soon.

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>>26764302
Thanks, some good laughs in there!

Would drink with alcoholic Celestia/10

>>26832747
>Fuck, you aren't even close yet.
>Passing by the Carousel Boutique, Rarity calls out from a window.
>"Yoohoo! Anonymous! Where are you going in such a rush?"
"HEY RARITY GOTTA GET TO THE DENT- FUCK OFF FLUTTERSHY!"
>Fluttershy has thrown a trashcan your way, scattering it's spoiled contents onto Rarity's trimmed lawn.
>Rarity faints, and you throw a discarded dildo, aiming for the Yellow Menace's eyes.
>...
>You found it from the trashcan.
>With a burst of speed, Fluttershy swoops at your knees.
>You get a mouthful of dirt.
>This fucking whore.
>It's on now.
>Quickly rising from your fallen position, you grip Flutters with both hands, flip her, and-
>"Are suplexes your fetish Anon?"
>Suplex that bitch into the ground.
>The grassy knoll under the two of you shook with terror as you slammed Fluttershy into it.
>Some onlookers ran to help, others shouted "SUPLEX CITY YEAHHH!"
>You start walking again, certain you wouldn't be stopped anymore.
>...
>You did it.
>You made it on time.
>Stepping through the glass doors, you enter your destination.
>Next stop: Pleasure Town.
>Fluttershy will never know your fetish is your teeth getting brushed.
>In your euphoria, you fail to notice the stray banana peel directly under your foot.
>...
>The ambulance ride was uneventful.
>Wasn't much of a ride, as they had you on a stretcher the whole time, but that doesn't matter.
>"Are broken bones your fetish Anon?"
>The hospital officals putting you next to Fluttershy is what mattered.
>"What about a broken spirit? Is that your fetish?"
>You only manage a whimper through your mummy-like casting.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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>>26833474
Imagine living your life with a tiny sexually frustrated horse fucking everything up.

WAKE ME UP.

>>26833474
good story
>dat ending tho
that's a great idea for a FR story on its own. left me wanting more
my insatiable hunger grows yet again

>>26834834
>"The doctors said every bone in your body was broken, but don't worry Anon, I know one that isn't~"
"MMPH MMRMPH!"

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If Fluttershy came at me with a real aesthetic then I might have my pants dropped.

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>>26835068
>Might

PAGE NINE AHHHH

>>26835117
might

>>26835779
Pshhh you should see this page 10

PAGE NINE: THE RIVIVAL