Nightly Scilight Thread #93

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Twilight loves you, Anon
Don't forget it

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>>26752575

>>26752575
This pic reminds me of this excellent green:
Pregnant Twibuse - http://pastebin.com/Dt5ffNsU

>>26752751
To be quite honest with all of you families I was laughing when he wrote that green, it was just too pathetic to care.

I want to be a dad

>>26752816
Would you want to be Twilight's dad?

>>26752845
Depends on what twilight

>>26752751
>the city was cold at night. Especially at winter

We got a real genius writing this

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>>26753402
Sunny is not for sub

>>26752575
I for some reason thought of this as a cheesy movie trailer

>meet twilight sparkle
>shes the best student at canterlot high
>but now
(three second pause)
>shes going to wish
(three second pause)
>she failed this test
>starring Tara Strong and Rebecca Shoichet
>my little pony: futa horse cocks are magic

>>26753421
Rated PG13

>>26753549
I just want to hug her and love her

>>26753592

>you are Anon
>visiting your girlfriend while she is at her house
>you ring her doorbell and wait a minute
>Twilight opens the door and comes out wearing a tshirt and pajama pants
>"Hey Anon ready to watch Mythbusters"
>when you told Twilight that you have never watched Mythbusters she freaked out
"Yeah I'm ready"
>walking inside Twilight is barely containing her excitement
>you sit on her couch
>Twilight presses play and sits next to you
>the episode starts playing
>its a episode about dumpster diving
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n8zuu_mythbusters-dumpster-diving-full-episode_tv
>its really good
>Twilight starts to lean on you
>in response to that you start playing with her hair
>she is so pretty
>as the episode goes on she starts to lay on your lap
>you wrap your arms around her and you pull her up to you
>the rest of the episode is really good
>and you spent it with your girlfriend

>>26753421
read it with voice of guy who voiced trailer of S5

>>26753793
I know it is short but what does everyone think of it

>>26754040
>she will never manipulate you into her sex object
why live

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>tfw no wizardlight

>>26754286
What about Dark Magic Twilight?

>>26754372
I was thinking more of a post FG twilight who just wants to learn magic

>>26754458
but imagine her casting a bunch of spells to help others, herself, advance her research, have fun, or just mess with people

>>26753793
that was not bad

How much longer are you willing to keep this corpse alive? I mean come on guys, /nst/ is dead, there's no go authors left and the ones that do stay just go on some secret location. It was a good general, and I honestly will remember it forever, but it's time to let go.

>>26755031
JC and I still post pretty regularly, along with random oneshots from other writers now and again. It's slowed down a lot, sure, but it's not dead.

Not yet.

>>26754040
>"Ok Anon she is all yours."
"Is she alright?"
>"Oh Sunset is just fine Anon don't you worry."
"But why is her eyes all swirl-"
>"Just pull down your pants before I tell you again."
"O-Ok."

>>26755123
this
we have writers all the time
it may not be the 24/7 fest of shitposting but I find this place to be really enjoyable
besides if /ntt/ and fingerbang can stay alive by one person why cant we do it with tens of people

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>>26755181
Please do not rape the Shimmers
They are for passionate loving; not abuse

>>26755181
>twilights fetish is shipping anon and sunset

>>26755123
I don't know why, but after Traplight was over (and a little bit before that) I just lost that feeling of excitement from coming here. I haven't read a story since January and I mainly just come here out of habit.

It's not going to get better, at least not until the 4th movie and that's still an if. I think we should make one last attempt to make /nst/ great again. Create threads with prompts that relate to Scilight and maybe people will come here out of curiosity. This is the final solution.

>>26755204
it wouldnt be the last attempt because there are still ways that we can make nst rebound
but creating prompts would help here

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>>26755204
>Create threads with prompts that relate to Scilight
Don't you fucking dare
The Shimmerfags did that and look at what happened to them

>>26755226 here

listen to >>26755233
dont make new threads but make prompts here

>>26755204
Read Crusaderlight and boringlight at least m8

>>26755233
I never said to shitpost and make us look like autists that should be executed or put in a psych ward. I said to make quality prompts.

The shit the Shimmerfags pull is unbelievable. Fortunately, it looks like they are slowing down on being absolutely retarded.

>>26755314
well at first there were actual shimmerfags who posted actual prompts
then the shiposters saw this as a oppritunity and started making shitty prompts and ruined what the shimmerfags were doing

same thing would happen to us if we started making more threads outside of here

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>>26755314
>any prompt thread
>quality
Anon what if I told you that Shimmerfags were once in the same position that you guys are in right now and were considered pretty chill despite the majority of people having disdain for EqG?
And then what if I told you that their general was hijacked by shitposters and it took nearly 10 more threads for it to finally die which only resulted in all of those shitposters turning Sunset into the dankest new meme to flood the catalog with?

>>26755201
While she flicks the bean. Or Make Sunset eat her out while Anon is fucking Sunset

>>26755420
I wouldn't believe you because that only happens to them and I've been here for a while. I've been seen prompts that involve the Sirens outside of /dsg/ so it could work. I think the problem is that Sunset is just a genuinely mediocre character so she was more susceptible to shitposting.

>>26755483
I am a witness for him Sunset was mildly acceptable but since EqG was still relatively hated at the time and a few shimmerfags were making those prompt threads the shitposters took a great opportunity
this never happened with the dazzlings because rainbow rocks was really good and because the sunsetshitposters were still posting at the time

>>26755181
>>26755201
>>26755455
I want a fucking green of this please.

>>26755613
And FG is on par with RR and Twilight isn't retarded. Please just take my recommendation, it's the most likely way to get us rolling again.

>>26755631
no the majority think that FG is less than RR
but FG is still enjoyable
most of us know that it isn't a good idea

but make prompts here because somebody may see it and someone may write it

>>26755628
has the right idea

>>26755688
And by the majority, you mean you?

>>26753231
Well, he is right.
:^)

>>26755775
I think that FG is as good as RR but in general people's opinions didn't think it was as good because
they didnt do too much with the shadowbolts
the plot wasn't the best
and a lot of the deleted scenes left a few plot holes in the story

and for the overall scores people here were giving RR 8/10 or 9/10
while FG was getting about 7/10

>>26755775
No, he's spot-on actually
The most common opinion that I see is that FG is garbage like the first movie is
I personally think: FG > RR > literal shit > EqG

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>13 posters
btw is NTT ded?

>>26755897
They tried to an hero but their OP wouldn't let them

>>26755900
Soooo..yes?

>>26755897
I noticed that most people post during night here and since this thread started this morning I think its ok

I just ctrl+f the catalog and the archive and it looks like the last thread was posted saturday
It might be dead

>>26755910
I actually thought that they were still around
I guess it worked

>>26755846
Me too. EQG was very mediocre but it wasn't the worst movie I ever saw. People just like being hyperbolic.

>>26753845
You did a good job

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>>26755897
some quick OC I made

>>26756007
G

>>26756007
F

What are your headcanons for Twilight?

for example
>whats her favorite food
>what does she do in her spare time
>does she watch anime
>etc

>>26756227
when twilight sleeps she only wears a lab coat and socks

>>26756227
When she goes to bed at night, she thinks about how she can make me real.

>>26756227
she builds her own equipment because getting it pre made is too expensive and not what she wants

>>26755017
Doctor, we need a colored version, stat!

I am thinking about writing a story about a magic twilight
but I want to know what spells she can cast
any suggestions or ideas for it?

>>26757025
BUILD

>>26757732
WALL

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>>26757609
When I made Trixie a character in my story, I used Dungeons and Dragons as inspiration and took spells straight out the wizard/sorcerer spell list

It gave me ideas for what would be fun spells to have that might match her personality, and they often came with imposed limits that I could follow at my discretion to make sure she did not become too powerful

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List

>>26757774
Thanks and by the way DEUS VULT

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>>26757774
>mfw I just remembered this general and story existed
Last time I was here traplight had ended. Or at least seemed like it ended. I probably have far too much shit to catch up on.

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>>26757868
DEUS VULT!
>>26757926
That was a while ago

Take your time man, we're not going anywhere

>>26755897
I am glad that place is finally dead.
Also, I am the one who killed it by posting 100 pics of Scilight like two threads before the last one, then, I kept mocking them over the fact that they were dead and that the OP was a VNP user
Nothing of value was lost.

>>26758421
you are a hero
but remember to only do it on threads that have as much cancer as ntt

>>26758421
That's some Celestia zealot tier shit. I'm legitimately disappointed I this thread now.

>>26758680
Why on this thread?
I did it alone with no help from anyone here (There was someone else but the guy was doing it wrong and we didn't spoke to each other)

>>26755181
>>26755628
Second.

>>26758815
Because it's being applauded as some noble act. That's what scumbags do. They were already barely afloat and you felt so threatened you had to kick a relative thread while it was down. Just like the celestia zealot. I hope you all get what happened to the sun fags

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Can't we all get along like my otp?

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>>26758934

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>>26758934

>>26758934
This really triggers me

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>>26759118
It's not bad.

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>>26759164
Please stop.

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>>26759176
Why? It's pretty cute. All we need is green to make nst great again

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>>26759253

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>>26759253
WAKE ME UP

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>>26759269
>>26759283
Aren't you overreacting? This ship works for obvious reasons

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>>26759381

>>26759381
>works for obvious reasons.
>precedes to not explain.

>>26759845
please stop

>>26758910
>Applauded
By who? Just one anon, pretty sure some people here actually liked NTT and will feel nostalgic about it dying.
>you felt so threatened you had to kick a relative thread while it was down.
I just wanted them to stop kicking a dead horse, of course, my plan wasn't the best because it consisted in kicking the same dead horse, but it worked.
Also as pointed by some anon in that NTT thread, I am a self-righteous faggot

>>26759845
The actual trigger for me is that Twilight is black/tanned. It just looks disgusting.
Also I am still waiting on that green, anon, have you started it?
I know it will be shit, I am just giving it a chance.

>>26760033
>delicious brown
>disgusting

>>26760043
I enjoy the company of subhumans, I just don't like them.

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>>26759845
Just

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>>26760060
I'm not talking about 3D

>>26760075
My statement still stands.

>>26760074
I call samefag on this one.

>>26760241
I remember when this was first cropped.
My heart melted as it is doing now.

>>26760440
Why is she so perfect

>>26760043
>Thinking skin the color of shit is delicious
To the showers with you

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>>26759825
This anon gets it.

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>>26760911

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>>26760972
Yeah that seems like something SciTwi would do.

>>26758934
Why do people make Twilight black?
The only character who is even close to black is Zecora

>>26761341
Her color scheme suits it best. If you're going to make one of them black it's best off as her.

>>26761341
Muh diversity

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>>26752575
>The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Though we didn't have a green with anon for a long time.

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>>26697895
Oh shieeeeet niggu, do want!
>but making it less about edgy sad shit
Awww. Maybe a little less but not completely?

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>>26761350
>Her color scheme suits it best
Go back to tumblr

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>>26761341
Pic related is black. Here(>>26758934)
she is slightly tan.

>>26761773
I voted for our future God Emperor thank you very much, but making a purple character black is no more SJW forced diversity than making a purple character white is muh white oppression. The only distinguishing feature is voice, and black people who grow up in civilized society sound the same as everyone else who does, so all that tells us is that she's not going to be from a negro containment zone.

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>>26760241
How you can not love this cutie?

>>26761846
She looks like Dora

>>26761925
This made me laugh harder than I should have.

>>26761846
>>26761925
Crepusculita Destello green when?

>>26761876
>black people who grow up in civilized society sound the same as everyone else who does
I am pretty sure that they can't speak like normal people, Leshawna sounds nothing like Twilight.
Even then, I think that the ones that could have normal voices are the ones with at least one white parent.

>>26761944
Her favourite food should be quesadillas, and should hate something like salads.

>>26761972
>Leshawna sounds nothing like Twilight.
Yeah, there's a difference between people who grow up middle-upper class (Twilight is from a high class background in-canon) and blacks from the ghetto. That's the point I was making.

>>26762019
You can still tell the difference if they are from the same class not in what words do they use but in how do they sound, there is always a difference

Handy Mango sounds like a pornstar name.

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there. Non tan twilight. Now this shit is great. Maybe make Peter flash

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Bump

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Just love this ship so much! It's so fucking cute!

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>>26762403
I love this art. I hope the creator makes more in the future. Maybe pencils from the pie adventure thread would take s commission?

>>26762392
Is that the new nig nog Spiderman (aka. Literally brown Peter Parker)?

>>26762360
Latte is not white

>>26762418
I wonder if you are the OP from NTT

>>26762360
>>26762392
>>26762403
>>26762418
Please stop spamming

>>26762473
How is it spamming? But you did say Please, so it's making you uncomfortable clearly.

>>26762508
Those 4 posts werent even 5 minutes apart from eachother
And it wasnt a discussion because you were posing alone

>>26762392
Was a "bump" when you posted a few seconds earlier

>>26762608
>seconds
I meant minutes but my point still stands

>>26762608
I see. So I shouldn't bump with those pictures, but actually discuss them, and other such Twilight related things?

>>26762628
No you shouldnt
I was using the fake bumps as a example to why you are spamming

>>26759468
Precedes- coming before (something) in time
Proceeds- coming after

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>>26762638
Okay. Now I'm confused. I said I would stop "spamming" by your definition. Now that I agreed to your terms you're telling me I can't discuss my reasoning for liking my ship but shimmerfags can post all the dykestuff they want unchallenged? I can only conclude you're doing this out of personal distaste. I won't spam. But my pictures don't offend or deviate from the thread topic. I'll even spoiler them for you. Does that calm you down?

>>26762666
Satan knows everything

>>26762833
Thank... you?

>>26752575
>Tips for potential writefags:
Wow, people who wrote that are fucking edgy.

>All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
Or what.

>>26762686
Kill yourself, Jamal.

>>26762872
>Or what.
You will get told by someone they the people at /nst/ would love your story or art

>>26762885
Well then they can visit the thread.

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Showing love to the shims

Hey Spidermanguy is back
I have to say, hes actually my leadt favorite shitposter

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>>26762983
But it's not shitposting. It's Twilight related art family.

>>26763398
Jamal make your own thread please

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>>26763428

>>26762872
>Or what?
Death by dykeshit.

Flashfag is now Spiderfag? Is it evolving?

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>>26763898
All Twilight related art goes here. If Flashfag wants to post pics with Twilight human and Flash he can. Your rules brah

>>26763941
Except human twilight refers to SciTwi, Scilight, or EqG Twilight because she is the official human twilight
This does not mean every humanized twilight must be posted here
The majority of us do not like spiderman because of its constant use for shitposting
In addition to that the artist is infamously bad so the negative reaction is justified
You may create you own thread for spiderman but please do not shitpost

Continuing that "Trixie, Twilight, and Maud" middle school story

>"Hey, Twi."
"Hey Maud."
>Another thrilling exchange with your friend
>You sit across from Maud, opening your backpack and fishing out your math homework
>"Didn't you finish that last night?"
"I was supposed to, but… I kinda forgot."
>"Oh. You shouldn't do that."
"Thanks for the advice, Maud."
>"No problem. You should also look behind you."
"Behind me? Why--"
>Suddenly, you're wrapped in the fiendish, tight, cuddly embrace of a giant sweater
>"Hey Twilight! Free hugs!"
"Trixie… please… not so tight…"
>"Okay!"
>She lets you go, and you suck air into your flattened lungs
>Trixie plops down next to you, bouncing with excitement
>Maud watches her, and you detect the faintest hint of amusement on her stony face
>"Morning, Trixie."
>"Hey, Maudy! Guess what!"
>"What."
>"Guess!"
>"Okay."
>…
>"Guess!"
>"Okay."
>"Guess for real!"
>"Okay."
>"Guess more!"
>"I'm thinking about what to guess."
>"Okay!"
>The two girls just stare at each other, Trixie shaking with anticipation, and Maud just… sitting there
>"I can't think of anything."
>"Okay! I'll ask Twilight!"
>Trixie turns the full force of her excitement on you
>"Guess what, Twilight!"
"What?"
>"Guess!"
"Trixie, just tell me--"
>"Guess!"

>>26764074
"Ugh. You got a new anime DVD?"
>"Nope! Better!"
"You… got a boyfriend?"
>You cross your fingers, praying that's not the case
>"Nope! Better!"
"You… Trixie, will you just tell me?"
>"One more guess! Guess that Trixie's making her own movie!"
"Um… you're making your own movie?"
>"That's right! Trixie's gonna make the best movie ever!"
>Without prompting, Trixie pulls out her backpack and begins digging through it
>Old homework papers, peanut-butter-cracker wrappers, and trading cards fly everywhere as she fishes out a notebook
>"Behold! Trixie's masterpiece!"
>She slaps the battered book down on the table, beaming with pride
>On the front, scribbled in black Sharpie, are the words "THE ILLUSTRIOUS ADVENTURES OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BELLATRIX EPISODE 1 CHAPTER 1: THE ATTACK OF THE DEADLY ROCK GIANT"
>"Trixie wrote it herself! And you two get to be in it!"
"Oh. Awesome."
>"It is awesome! You're gonna be movie stars! We'll make the best movie ever!"
>The three of you are silent for a moment, until Maud speaks up
>"Yaaaaaaay."
>"See? Maud's super excited! Come on, Twilight! You'll be in my movie too, right?"
"Uh, I mean… uh…"
>Maud stares at you, a look that clearly says "don't make me do this alone"
"Y-yeah, sure… I can't wait…"
>"Yay! I made a super awesome role for you! You get to be Bellatrix's best friend, the Meek and Lovable Twiggy!"
"That's… uh…"
>"She's a super grumpy girl who wants to be a magician, and so hangs around with Bellatrix because Bellatrix is the greatest sorcerer ever! They read comic books and do magic and things!"
"Uh huh. And who's gonna play the main character?"

>>26764007
This whole post is kektastic

>>26764083
>You ask as if you didn't already know
>Trixie stands up from the table, twirling before striking a pose
>"Who else but Trixie!?"
>Maud looks over at her
>"Huh. Didn't see that coming."
>As always, Maud's on point with the sarcasm
>Or, you think that was sarcasm
>Her "blistering sarcasm" voice is indistinguishable from her "genuine awe and praise" voice, after all
>"It's going to be great! So? You wanna be in it, right? Right?"
"I dunno..."
>"Come on! We're gonna start filming today after school!"
"Filming? On what?"
>"Trixie brought her laptop! We can use the webcam!"
"That's, uh…"
>Trixie beams, vibrating with enthusiasm
"Whatever, Trixie."
>"Hold on a minute. Who do I play?"
>Trixie smacks herself on the head
>"Oh! How could Trixie forget!? You're playing the Rock Giant!"
>Maud's eyebrows raise ever so slightly, and a tiny smile forms on her lips
>"I like this movie."
>"See, Twilight? Maud thinks it's a good idea! You should join us!"
>Trixie bends in, her nose pressed against yours
>Maud watches from the opposite side of the table, still with that tiny, slightly uncanny smile
>"You really should. Mostly because I don't want to do this alone."
>"Huh!? What's that supposed to mean!?"
>"Nothing."
>"Well… hmph! You'll be in the movie, right Twi? Right!?"
"Yeah, yeah, fine. I'll be in your movie."
>"Yay!"
>Trixie beams, grabbing you by the shoulders
>"This is gonna be so cool!"

>After school, you meet the other two in the main hallway
>Maud is leaning against the wall, her hands in her pockets, listening to Trixie explain the first scene
>"AND THEN THE ROCK GIANT JUST COMES RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE! BOOM!"
>"And the giant is me."
>"THE GIANT IS YOU!"

>>26764093
>"That's cool."
>"IT'S REALLY COOL!"
>"It is."
>"TRIXIE'S SO GLAD WE CAN AGREE!"
>Sugarcoat and her gang pass by, making a show of rolling their eyes at the noise
>You slump against the wall, feeling like a total loser
>Why does Trixie have to embarrass you literally everywhere you go with her?
>You swear you can hear Sugarcoat snicker as she passes, and you hide your face
>"Twilight? Twilight?"
"Huh?"
>"Are you ready!? It's time to start!"
>Trixie grabs you by the arm, dragging you down the hallway
"Uh… okay?"
>She positions you in the middle of the hallway, and sets up her laptop to record
>"Okay! In this scene, you're asking Bellatrix the Great to teach you the ways of Pyromancy because your village was just destroyed by ninja zombies!"
"Um…"
>"And the only way to defeat ninja zombies is by fire, due to the stipulations of the ancient contract of Nestea that created them! Fire is their only weakness! This is really important!"
"Wait, slow down…"
>"Now! Bellatrix -- who is played by Trixie -- has the seven secret tomes of Antioch! Therein are contained all the secrets of the seven magical elements! You're going to ask to read from the pyromancy tome! But you can't read from it yet because you haven't learned to read Proto-Dwarvish! So we're going to go on a quest to find the Dwarf-setta Stone!"
"I… what?"
>"Okay, go!"
>Trixie takes her position across from you, pulling on her costume
>Her costume consists of a giant, speckles wizard hat, and a cape
>That she wears over her hoodie
>Your face is burning from embarrassment now
>If Sugarcoat sees this…
>Or anyone, really…

>>26764106
>You can kiss your chances of ever being cool goodbye
>"Alright, action!"
>Trixie strikes a ridiculous pose, pretending to read from a biology textbook that she's scribbled ANCIENT TOME OF ELDER MAGIC over
"Uh… hey, Trixie. I mean--"
>"Cut!"
>Maud runs over to Trixie's laptop, and stops the recording
>"Come on, Twilight! You need to remember your lines!"
"I never got any lines!"
>"Trixie told you exactly what's going on!"
"Yeah, and it's a total mess! None of this makes any sense!"
>"It makes perfect sense! Here, let's start from the beginning, alright?"
"Alright."
>"Okay. First, though, Trixie needs to tell you about parallel universes."
"For Christ's sake! How complicated is this movie!?"
>"It's art, Twilight! True art! From Trixie's soul!"
"Guess your soul is as autistic as the rest of you…"
>You mutter just low enough for Trixie not to hear you
>Maud, however, raises a single eyebrow
>"Huh? What was that?"
"Nothing! Let's just do the stupid movie!"
>Trixie strokes her chin
>"Oh! Here, let's skip to an easier scene. The one with the rock giant!"
>The words "rock giant" are enough to make Maud more excited than you've ever seen her
>Which still isn't much; she just opens her eyes slightly wider
>As if in a trance, she stands, picking up the "costume" Trixie fashioned for her
>"I'm ready."

>The three of you stand together in the courtyard outside the school
>Trixie gives you a plastic sword, before pulling a plastic replica Madoka wand out of her backpack
>"Alright, Maud! Are you ready?"
>Maud nods, sauntering into place
>She's got that doofy smile on her face again, and she keeps making little *boom* noises under her breath each time she takes a step

>>26764112
>Well… at least someone is having fun
>Trixie hits the record button, and the "battle" begins
>You've never felt like a bigger idiot in your life
>Trixie and you charge at Maud, screaming something in a language she made up
>"Cast your lightning bolt, my apprentice!"
"Uh… lightning bolt!"
>You throw one of the tiny "bolts" (they're just blue bouncy-balls) at Maud, and it clonks her in the head
>She lets out a primal, rock-giant roar, before charging into you
>And damn, does she charge hard
>Maud knocks you on your butt, while her and Trixie continue their mock duel
>"You have no chance against Bellatrix the Great, foul demon!"
>"Graaaaah. Raaaah. Raaaah. I'm evil. Graaaaaah."
>Maud swings her arms at Trixie in slow, clumsy blows, and Trixie deflects them with her wand, cackling all the while
>"Flee before Trixie's -- I mean, Bellatrix the Great's -- magical might, fiend! Yah!"
>Trixie bonks Maud on the head with her plastic wand
>"Noooooo… I am defeated."
>Maud lays down, and pretends to be dude
>"Ha! Another victory for the forces of good! Truly the valkyries doth bless Bellatrix this day!"
>You look away from Trixie, unable to stomach the second-hand shame
>And that's when you notice Sugarcoat and Indigo Zapp seated on a bench, doubled over in laughter
>Shit!
>You immediately turn away, hoping they won't notice you're there
>But it's way too late
>Way, way too late
>The girls are practically in tears they're laughing so hard, but somehow neither Trixie nor Maud have noticed
>While Trixie goes to collect her laptop, you get to your feet, and run off
>Not even bothering to say goodbye

>The next day goes about how you'd expect it
>You head to your locker, trying to get your books and get to class before you can be seen
>Somewhere behind you, someone is making *pew pew* noises
>You look up, right into the face of Indigo Zapp

>>26764116
>She feigns fear, backing away with her hands in front of her face
>"No! I'm sorry! Don't hurt me!"
>Sugarcoat appears beside her, smirking
>"She might cast a spell on you, Indy. Or just wave her arms and scream like a retard."
>You drop your gaze
>"Do you think she could cast a spell that makes her *not* a total dork?"
>"Yeah. It's called 'not playing wizards in the middle of school.' I bet that'd work."
"Sh-shut up…"
>"Aww. What's the matter, don't have a spell to make us go away?"
>"What she needs is a spell to make herself disappear. Forever."
>"Ha! Good one!"
>Zapp holds her hand our for a fistbump, but Sugarcoat ignores her
>"I'm serious, Sparkle. Don't pull that around here again, alright? If words gets out that I let some weirdo who thinks she's a witch into one of my parties, it'll really ruin my reputation."
"I… I…"
>You're really worried that if you speak any more than a syllable at a time, you'll start crying
>Why won't they just leave you alone?
>"I don't hear you. You'll quit being a little weirdo, right?"
"Y-yes…"
>"Good."
>Sugarcoat leaves without another word, Indigo trailing behind her

>"You okay, Twilight?"
>Maud watches intently as you take your place at the lunch table, regarding you with her cool, granite eyes
"Fine."
>"I can tell when you're lying. Will you please tell me what's wrong?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
>"Why not? I can help. I always help."
"I said no!"
>"Okay. When you admit you want my help, I'll be here."
"Shut up."
>You stab your fork into your macaroni

>>26764120
>Stupid idiot rock-obsessed Maud
>Stupid bully Sugarcoat
>Stupid Trixie and her stupid movie
>Sometimes, you feel like you hate everyone at this school
>"HEY TWILIGHT!"
>You grit your teeth as Trixie sits next to you, plopping her script in front of you
>"Are you excited to film today?"
"No."
>"Yes you are! You're gonna film the new scene today, where--"
"No! I said no!"
>Trixie recoils, the excitement draining from her face
>"But…"
"I don't want to be in your stupid movie! You made me look like an idiot!"
>"T-Trixie thought you were having fun…"
"Fun!? You make me look like a dork in front of the entire school, and you think that's fun!?"
>"Trixie… but… you get to be Trixie's assistant!"
"I don't want to be your assistant, you idiot! I don't want to to be in your stupid movie at all! It's awful! It's a mess! You only made it to feel good about yourself!"
>"S-so? It's s-s-still fun… r-right?"
"No! How many times do I have to say it, it's not fun! Stop making me look like an idiot!"
>You grab the script up, and fling it on the floor
"Just… just don't talk to me again!"
>You shove Trixie away from you, and storm out of the room

>You HATE this school
>Why'd your mom have to send you here?
>You could have gone to boarding school like Shining!
>But instead you had to be at a place where no one likes you except for the school idiots
>Stupid Trixie
>Stupid movie

>>26764127
>Stupid everything
>You don't see the other two for the rest of the day, actively ignoring them as you head from class to class
>When school lets out, you hide yourself away in Ms. Harshwhinny's room, pretending to finish your homework
>Eventually she boots you out, and you just pace for a bit
>Maud and Trixie should have gone home by now, but you just want to be sure
>The last thing you want is to run into them
>Not because you feel bad or anything, though!
>You're just… really mad!
>You're straight-up pissed

>After grabbing your books, you head out through the front doors, keeping your head on a swivel
>You don't see the other two until you reach the end of the courtyard
>Trixie and Maud are seated together on the sidewalk, feet in the gutter
>By the looks of things, Trixie's crying
>She has her head on Maud's shoulder while Maud robotically strokes her hair
>Trixie's shaking pretty badly, and you can hear her loud, hiccupy sobs from here
>You take a step towards them, and then another…
>And then turn away, and head home

>You don't need to apologize, dammit!
>It's not your fault!
>She made you look like an idiot, all to make herself feel good!
>She's a terrible friend!
>All she ever does is embarrass you and act like an idiot!
>You don't deserve this!
>You just want friends who don't embarrass you!
>Groaning in frustration, you flop onto your bed
>You're in the right
>Why do you feel so bad?

>>26764137
>"Hey, Twilight."
>You freeze when you hear Sugarcoat behind you
>"I made you a new hat. Looks perfect, right?"
>Turning, you find Sugarcoat and Indigo standing behind you, a cheap felt wizard hat in their hands
>All over it, they've stapled pictures of you and Trixie in the movie
>And you look like a total mongoloid in all of them
>"You like it? Maybe it can help you cast that spell to cure your retardation."
>Behind her, Indigo snickers
>You turn away, but the girls follow you down the hall
>"Come on, Twilight, wear your hat!"
>Indigo grabs the hat from Sugarcoat's hands, and tries to force it on your head
"S-stop!"
>"Make me! Come on, turn me into a frog! Use your scary magic, Twiggy!"
>She pins you against the wall, holding your head back by your hair as she forces the hat down onto you
>And then, suddenly, she's gone
>"H-hey! Let me go!"
>A pair of hands grasps Indigo's shoulders, dragging her away
>"I said let me go! Idiot!"
>"No."
>Maud pulls Indigo to a safe distance, then tosses her against the wall
>"You… you pig!"
>Indigo throws herself at Maud, sending a wild haymaker punch towards your friend's face
>Maud catches the punch without even blinking
>She regards Indigo's fist with mild curiosity
>"Huh… I didn't think I could actually do that."
>Indigo backs away, her face pale
>"C-come on, Sugarcoat! These weirdos aren't w-worth our time!"
>"Don't tell me what to do. But… yeah, lets' go."
>The two shuffle off, leaving you alone with Maud, and that stupid hat
>Maud picks the thing up, and stuffs it in the trash
>"Are you alright?"
"Y-yeah…"
>You squeeze your eyes shut, trying not to cry in front of Maud
>"That's good. Trixie wanted me to tell you she's sorry."

>>26764148
"Huh?"
>"She's sorry for making you be in the movie. She said you don't have to if you don't want to. But she wrote a 'really awesome cool part' for you, if you want to come back."
>Trixie apologized?
"Even after everything I said-- I mean, good! Y-yeah, she should apologize!"
>Maud stares at you
"And… I can't be in her dumb movie, Maud. You saw what happened."
>"I did. And I also saw that."
>Maud points out the hallway window, towards the courtyard
>You see Trixie sitting alone, eating her breakfast
>She's wearing the biggest, stupidest hat you've ever seen
>Even from here you can see that it's emblazoned with a giant, unflattering caricature of her
>There's a gaggle of girls only a few meters from her, cackling at her
>And she just… keeps eating and reading her comic
>"She's got it just as bad as you do."
"Yeah, but that's different. She's…"
>"She's what?"
"You know."
>"I do know. But I don't know what that has to do with anything."
"Maud, stop."
>"Stop what?"
"Doing that thing. The thing you always do."
>"I don't know what you're talking about."
"Ugh, yes you do! You just say all these little clever things and make me feel bad about myself!"
>"Why do you feel bad?"
"Because… agh! Stop doing it!"
>"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
>"Alright. But you're not going to feel better by ignoring her."
"I don't want to ignore her… but I hate having those two make fun of me."
>"Why?"
"Stop!"
>"Answer me."
"Fine! It makes me feel like an idiot, okay? I hate being laughed at. It feels… it makes me feel really bad. It seems like that's all anyone does, when I'm around."

>>26764161
>"I know what you mean."
"How do you know?"
>"…are you serious?"
"I mean--"
>"Twilight. Look at me. You think I don't know what everyone says about me? What you say about me too, when I'm not around?"
"I mean… I just thought it didn't bother you. You always seem like you… like you don't get bothered."
>Maud just blinks
"Sorry…"
>"Just think. Who would you rather please. Sugarcoat, or Trixie?"
"Trixie…"
>"Then I think you know what to do."

"Hey."
>"Oh! Hey, Twilight."
>You sit down next to Trixie, holding your books in your lap
>"Trixie's not sure if Maud told you, but--"
"Yeah, she did."
>"Oh."
"Yeah."
>Seeing Trixie this quiet is really uncanny
>You didn't think it was possible for you to feel any worse, but you were wrong
"You don't need to apologize, Trixie. It was my fault. I shouldn't have said any of that."
>"It's fine. It was true, after all…"
"Yeah, it was true. But I said it like… like it was a bad thing. But it's totally not. It's just the way you are. And… and that's why I like you so much."
>You bump Trixie with your shoulder, and she smiles
>"Trixie understands. It's why she likes Trixie so much too."
"Heh, yeah. So.. about that movie…"
>Trixie's eyes brighten up
>"Right! Trixie's been brainstorming! She realized that you need a *way* more dramatic role than just her assistance! So now, in the movie, you're going to be Bellatrix's best friend, Midnight! If… if that's okay with you…"

>>26764168
"Hmmm… I could see it working… if…"
>You let the word hang for a moment, and Trixie's breath catches in anticipation
"I get a cool hat, too."
>"Of course! Trixie has an endless supply of cool hats! And cool other stuff too! What kind of weapon do you want? Trixie wants to add the Sword of Triumph into this arc, do you want your character to have that? Oh! I should tell you about the Orb of Inferno! Or the Doors of Demise!"

>And so you sat there with Trixie, together on the blacktop, listening to her ramble about her stories
>It took up the entirety of your free period, and even made you late to class
>You sat in one spot so long your butt ached, and your back had a weird kink for the rest of the day
>The gaggle of girls tried to interrupt Trixie's talk with cackles and jibes, but she talked on
>And it was the best hour you'd spent all week

Trixie's movie is expected to hit theaters in late 2009. Hope you're excited!

I didn't know there were this many SpiderTwi pictures.

That is a really unhealthy obsession.

>>26764192
I think the amount of triggering it does is hilarious

>>26764192
I've always been curious as to what Jamal2504 looks like. It seems strange that a nigger would commission so many pictures of a tan twilight with peter parker.

>>26764227
I'm more curious as to where the inspiration comes from. I've wanted to do a scitwi superhero story(not Spider-Man), but wouldn't in my wildest dreams do what jammy has done

>>26764217
You should expect this. Look where you are

>>26764255
Honestly I would read something like that if the hero wasnt one we know but a made up hero

I need BoringLight
Bring boring green here.

>>26764489
that's the plan, but it got so dyke heavy in here, I didn't want to be shitposted

>>26764687
We're fine with straightshit, what gave you the idea otherwise? It's Anon Gets All The Pussy that we don't like. We end up with mostly dykeshit since Big Mac is boring, Shining is Twi's brother, and Flash is fucking Flash, and all the interesting characters are female.

>>26764687
As long as it isnt featuring pussy destroyer 5k its ok

Well okay. I'll consider it after I finish my one shot for NTT

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nice, more green c:

>>26764990
>>26764934
More green in general is nice, but I meant you, nonnie. Oops
Oh god my trip was on too, I'm going to die

>>26764836
Literally this, I have no problem with Anon, but it has to be done in a way that it doesn't feels forced for me to like it.

>>26764173
I can't follow this without a pastebin.

It's done. Give it a read for a hearty hue

>>26765009
Samefagging jc? Shame on you

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>>26764836
>Shining is Twi's brother
Why is that an issue?

>>26765140
Samefagging and impersonation has always been a part of this thread.

>>26765329
Agreed.

>>26765341
For example I was going to impersonate the dykeshit guy on one of these threads but some moments before I finished my post EQGWF posted impersonating him instead and he got banned, he saved me, in a way.

>>26765421
So anyone fuck his gaping asshole yet?

>>26765421
>that thread where everyone who posted "dykeshit" got banned
>that random Anon who posted the link to EqG's pastebin detailing how he was banned
Good times

>>26765435
Chronos and OP did, in greentext format.

>>26765140
[nervous sweating intensifies]

>>26765439
And it was just a week later after his first ban.

>>26766167
I remember that
I love this edgy thing

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Purple is the only colour I want.

>>26764173
I love these stories. Good job! Maud is the best.

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>>26766194
>Purple is the only colour I want.
this

>>26766194
>Colour.
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>26766580
I kind of want an EqG series just to have an episode like this
Actual ponies in the human world sounds much more entertaining than ponies turning into high schoolers in the human world

>>26766725
Is that even how that meme works?

>>26766892
no

>>26766892
I dont even know how that meme works in the first place

>>26766899
>>26766934
I'm pretty sure it came from /fit/ and someone saw a picture of a some female and said "I really hope you're from London."

>>26753213
oh, sunset where do you think your hands are touching :)

>>26755196
consensual rape anon

>>26755196
The thumbnail makes it look as if Sunset was stabbing Twilight.

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>>26767102
dont be silly anon
if anyone were to do something like that it would be twilight

>>26767138
I actually kind of wanted Stalkerlight to take a dark yandere turn at some point

>>26767167
boringlight is still a thing so theres a chance

>>26767138
Illegal shimmigrants are known criminals, drug dealers and rapists and some, I assume, are good "people", we need to stop these "people" from coming to our worlds so they stop corrupting our Twilights.

>>26767425
We are going to build the wall and the shimmigrants will pay for it

>>26767425
SHIMMY SANDERS 2016
EAT THE RICH

I want to take care of a neetlight

>>26768077
Of course you do. It's part of the oppressive nature of being a male. You see a weak and helpless woman and then your patriarchal genes kick in.

#Killallmen

>>26768115
oh god
I'm a rapeiest

>>26765287
there isnt
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/3/13/1107761__twilight+sparkle_explicit_nudity_shipping_breasts_humanized_equestria+girls_straight_animated_sex.gif

>>26768639
top unf

>>26752575
Could a nice Ano redirect me to a greentext story where Scilight is religious?

>>26770368
Read dark magic twilight

>>26770381
>dark magic
Doesn't it sound heretical.

>>26770412
I guess it could be but it has a part where they go to a alternate universe, find jesus is still alive, and find everyone, including twilight and sunset, to be a priestess

I have a idea for a story but I am leaving for work soon
so Starlight finds out that her only friend when she was younger is coming to CHS
Twilight convinces Star to meet him because Friendship
when he turns out to be a cunt and makes Star cry Twilight gets Rainbows's and Indigo's help to beat him up

>>26770499
Is this in any way Scilight related? Is this still the science-addict we know and would hold hands with?

>>26770679
It depends in what kind of girl you like.
Go and read it, it's pretty fun.

>>26768639
>Twilight wants you to join in.
>While Sugarcoat is displeased with her because she always talks about you.
>She breaks up with Twilight and now you have decide to comfort Twilight or Sugarcoat.

>>26770739
>take girl who wants threesomes and is happy with you
Or
>take girl who is probably sick with your name

>>26770713
Where do I find it?

>>26770763
Its in the pastebin but its called the scilight zone in there

>>26770412
"real" magic"k" is heretical as fuck
don't do that
but this is MLP

>>26770499
>alternate universe

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>>26770412

>>26770368
>she will never remark how the overwhelming majority of scientists were deeply religious
>she will never mention how science as we know it is essentially Christian in nature
>she will never show all the good Christendom brought to this world
>she will never explain all criticism against Christianity away with well based facts
>she will never rant about the Saraceens and the Pharisees
>she will never slowly but surely convert you to Christianity
>she will never ask you to attend church with her on Sunday
>she will never get betrothed and married to you in the church
>you will never make love in the missionary position for the sole reason of procreation

>>26772267
Twilight has great taste in butts

>>26772370
Id rather not have religion
Sex and cuddling is fun when you want to do it

>>26772389
unbeliever

>>26772370
we need to make green with Twilgiht and Anon (or Sunset (that's better)) going to crusade

>>26772512
What is Deus Vult

>>26770747
>Not wanting to hate fuck Sugarcoat.

>>26752584
She makes my heart hurt

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Illegal things are good

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>>26772370
>she will never ask you to attend church with her on Sunday

>>26772370
Sex is a disgusting, depraved act. If I had it in my power I would make sure that no one would ever be able to have sex. It's been denied to me all my life so they should also get denied. It's only fair.

>>26773535
Well fuck you too dude

>>26773535
Supreme Gentleman 2: Electic Boogaloo

>>26773535
B8

>>26772370
She will surely need to create her own religion because Christfags don't like science.

>>26773667
Damn, the man saw through the facade. I don't care enough.

>>26773671
>christfags don't like science
where do you live? commiefornia?

>>26773711
Third world shithole, Argentina. Most of the people in this country are chrisfags because of their parents and don't really give a shit, even the old.

>>26773753
nominally christians are the worst, trust me. it takes years to read the bible before coming close to properly living by it. once you get through, though, you get to understand the shit that's happening.
that, and science as we know it is by far and large christian, be it chemistry or mathematics, classical physics or quantum mechanics

I want to love twilight

>>26773810
Every religion since humans had the need to explain the world around them is a lot more fun than Cristianism, at least their gods were almost human, give mankind another couple of centuries and with the right choices the only belief left on earth will be science.

>>26774476
Don't you already?

>>26773535
Hey, it's not like you're the only virgin Elliot.

>>26772370
Would be interested in hearing the scientific Christian argument

I really have to ask, what makes shitposting so fun? It doesn't do anything useful and just wastes everyone's time. But I still it.

>>26774491
Yes but by that I mean I want to start a life with her
Marry her
Have a kid

>>26775170
That is disgusting. You should be ashamed

>>26775469
i'm not sorry