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/hhh/, gay horse discussion goes here.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1886660
Map for locating homosexuals.
http://pastebin.com/j6hxGWW4
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Soarin' meets Anon's parents
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thanks for the new thread anon
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but I don't want to be g-gay!
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>>26741845
No problem
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>>26741818
I bet you fags kiss girls
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>>26741857
Too late for that now, come here.
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>>26741876
Oh ok...be gentle
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>>26741864
I would never soil my lips with such an action
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>>26741818
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/weQBXNEL
IRC: http://pastebin.com/U28waazT
Discord: https://discord.gg/0sosliwN24eVyj4s
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/homo-horse-hangout/
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>>26741927
November 19 is also World Toilet Day
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I would like a story about closeted Anon sucking dick
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What does sucking dick feel like?
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>>26741927
How fucking asinine
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>>26741927
>Basically, we don't think that "equality" for women is more important than men's
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>>26741998
shit, we think that*
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Oh fuck only 3 images and my dick is hard.

I'm not gay though. Nope.
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>>26742021
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/158302879977832448/158427522164457473/e678APy.png
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>>26742021
I know right?
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>>26742021
it's only gay if you don't swallow anon.
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>>26741971
I second this.
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>>26742090
But I like to swallow...
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>>26742154
then you're fine.
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>>26742171
please call me a a little faggot
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>>26741998
homolove is purest love
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>>26742239
Wow anon, I didn't know this thread was a feels/rage thread.
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>>26742197
you're a little faggot?
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>>26742368
Fucking hell why do the Jews do this to us Goyim?
>inb4 /pol/
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>>26742384
/k/ pls
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>>26742368
>Judged throwing out legally binding documents that would screw over a cheating bitch because "he thinks it's unfair"

If I was that guy I'd be filing so many fucking lawsuits.
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>>26741818
Guys help I think I'm gay
Where do I go from here
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>>26742427
They do. My father was divorced by my mother, she made false claims he belted her. She took his money, kids, and dog. This bus what you get with Feminism.
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>>26742430
You go down on a cock
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>>26742239
>>26742368
I need to some cum to quell my rage.


One glass please
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>>26741818
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1886660
Are you here, Austrian faggot?
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>>26742414
Would snuggle the crap out of that little horse belly rubs may be involved
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>>26742461
Your dad should have filed a counter suit and belted your mom for real.
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>>26742414
>/k/
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oh shit so "ccg" is back?

are the trapticklers welcome here too?
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>>26742678
fuck off traps are for faggots
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>>26742690
>traps are for faggots
Oh okay good, that means we're in the right place.
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>>26742729
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Requesting more images of soarin's butt in wonderbolts uniform.
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Not promising green or anything, buts let's say for the sake of argument if I were to write something which involved Anon dating a trap pony, and he didn't know the said pony was a hiding a some meatloaf and beets. Anyone interested?
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>>26742921
Yus
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>>26741818
Is that Beat The Heat game done/releasing any time soon? Just learned about it last thread.
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>>26742897
>wine
That's a funny way to spell beer.
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>>26742921
always interested in more content.
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>>26742921
no back to traptickler thought if you could write something involving a closeted anon that'd be great
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>>26742921
>traps
>bisexuals
no
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>>26743383
we already know you're here, anon
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>>26743383
Stop that please, thats neither homo nor horse nor both related.
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>>26743383
Please don't
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>>26743383
>>26743393
>>26743405
oy goyim
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>>26743461
>>26743426
>>26743405
>>26743404
>>26743393
>>26743383
>>26743373
>>26743324
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>>26743304
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>>26743289
>>26743283
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>>26743268
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>>26743505
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>>26742949
Okay beer then, just drinking in general.
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>>26742239
One of the few times I can honestly say he deserved it. What a fucking moron.
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Can anyone try to get a Braeburn picture to Godlike

https://howhot.io/
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>>26744580
I already tried my best with those two, but i'll look for one.
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>>26744712
Thank you braeburn deserves godlike status.
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>>26742897
I can't explain why but

I don't like this. I get massive ick factor from it.

And I smoke more sausage than a German ale house.
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>>26744957
Dash being a punk fag?
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>>26744896
What's in the thingy it zoomed in on?
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>>26745107
Looks like a jar.
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>>26745031
Probably that.

And the implied SJW undertones from the wristbands and rainbows.

Cause her natural mane isn't as intense so it's almost dyed.
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>>26745135
I'll dive deeper. It completely misses the point of Dash's character, who wants to succeed at athletics and be part of an elite sports team. The Dash in that picture is someone who lets their sexuality define them. Dash in the show likely doesn't even give a flying fuck about what she wants to sleep with.
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>>26744795
Nice emoji, but it's past your bed time
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>>26742765
I second this.
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>>26745309
I third this.
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>>26742897
>THOSE WRISTBANDS
>TUMBLR GET OUT
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>>26742921
It depends on the trap. We already have one of Rumble...would you make one of someone else?
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>>26741818
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1886660
Holy fuck a horsefucker in DF and he is also homo
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Shiny green 6pm mountain time
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>>26745124
A jar of what though?
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>>26746044
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>>26745961
It's one of two things.
Vitamins,
Or night time sleep aids.
Thank you local Wal Mart associate.
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>>26741818
I don't even like gay horses. but /pol/ needs to get the fuck out please.
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>>26746261
Don't worry, this happened on /ccg/ too. Just wait it out and maybe give their memes a chuckle.
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>>26746284
That game is still dead, isn't it?
The latest demo was out 2 years ago.
Would totally "pay tribute" to him, ifyouknowwhatimean
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>>26746361
I want that Mountie to mount me.
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>>26746284
Well then.
>>26746182
Nice meme there, pal. I sure do love /pol.
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>>26746502
hi rato
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>>26746555
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>>26743297
>>26743304
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>>26743383
>>26743393
>>26743405
by tHE POWERS THAT BE YOU AWAKENED ME!

I DEMAND MORE GAY STALLIONS AGAINST INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!
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Kek is in this thread
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>>26746727
/pol folders empty now
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>>26746782
we still got plenty of Aryanne.

but i'm too tired to post anymore
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>>26746846
Please post I have a very empty /mlp/ folder
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>>26741949
>Discord: https://discord.gg/0sosliwN24eVyj4s
holy shit when was this made?
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>>26746396
That is fucking beautiful
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Quality thread you have here, boys.
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>>26741818
Well this thread went to shit real quick. How unfortunate.
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>Stonefeathers was by no means a rich stallion
>He was working at a local restaurant and had much higher respirations
>A skilled flyer, he was trying to join the Wonderbolts
>There wasn't much hope, thousands of ponies applied for the chance
>But Stonefeathers was no dummy, his plan B was to join the Royal Guard
>If not, he'd keep working the waitering circuit or something equally simple
>A day off today was spent at home playing videogames
>A match of Halo was interrupted by that cute mailpony bringing a letter
>Stone opened the door, there he was
>"Stonefeathers? Letter for you, looks like it's from the Wonderbolts."
>Stone took the letter and glanced over it
"Yeah. I'm pretty important, you see."
>"No you're not, Stone, you deliver food for a living." the mailpony said
>Fucking rude
"Don't you have some letters to deliver?"
>"Urgent documents." he snidely replied
>What a cunt, you wanted to-
>No, this was not the time for lewd thought about the mean postal worker
>Stone opened the letter
>HOLY FUG
>He briefly smiled, 'The Wonderbolts admissions department has looked over the applications and you have been accepted into preliminary training.'
>Stonefeathers leaned out of the front door and looked at Parcel, who was walking away
"Hey! Hey Parcel! Guess who's gonna be a Wonderbolt?"
>"I don't care."
>Whatever, fuck him
>Fuck him and his cute butt
>Stone hugged the letter, this was wonderful
>Preliminary training, he'd made the cut
>This was golden, Stonefeathers was officially a bigshot now
>He looked down at the letter, it said to report to Cloudsdale Air Force Base
>Three days from now
>He could do this if he tried, he wasn't an athlete but he had the capability
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>>26747652
WOO SOME GREEN pls continue
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>tfw no mac to cuddle
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>>26747970
It hurts to live.
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>Looks at clock
>1AM horse time
>Hears loud horse snoring
>Cadence must be asleep
>Shining's time to, well... shine
>Shiny slips out of soft Saddle Arabian cotton sheets
>Distancing himself from the large heart shaped bed
>Back on his hooves he sneaks out sure not to wake horse wife
>Snoring fades in the distance
>Shining navigates the large crystal-like labyrinth
>Exits through big crystal door
>Adrenaline coursing through veins and cobalt/cyan mane blowing with the cool night breeze
>Door creaking slowly shut behind
>Fucking doors make stealth impossible
>Made it out, another night of fun
>She must never know
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>>26748248

>The Crystal Empire may not seem as vibrant during night hours
>But Shiny knew exactly where to go to better appreciate the night life
>A slow trot down the sidewalk, some cuts through a few alleys, and a brief halt at a large intimidating metal door
>To most, the rundown back alley would seem desolate and not aesthetically pleasing
>Not many would dare venture thus far, and even considering entering this rundown building was ballsy
>Shining was not deterred one bit, for he was very familiar with this location and the ponies he would encounter
>With a smirk he lifted his hoof and knocked on the dimly lit metal door three times
>Clank, clank, clank
>Seconds later a small eye slit on the door slid open
>A pair of green eyes peered through and studied shiny
>The slit soon was closed again and lock mechanisms could be hear unlocking from the other side
>A small brown stallion slings the door open without effort
"Well, if it isn't the prince of love? Welcome back again! Never get tired of a little eye candy at these hours!"
>The enthusiastic, now noticeably feminine stallion loves to give Shiny an entrance
>"Do we have to do this every night Milkdud?" Shining questioned smugly
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>>26746284
>"you're going to pay with pan."
sounds like angry sex inbound.
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>>26748551

>Milkdud slammed the door shut behind Shiny
>Upbeat electronic music can be heard playing from down the hallway behind a set of double doors
>Fog and colorful lights can be seen seeping through from between and under the doors
"Haaay! You can head on back now, the crowd is as alive as it's ever been!"
>"Yea yea, i'm going. I'll see you later Milkdud"
>The chocolate furred stallion gave a wink with his luscious eyelashes before smiling and watching Shiny walk to the set of double doors
>A slight push of the doors granted an entry Shining never gets tired of
>The combination of music, lights, and other effects hit Shiny with full force
>The pounding energy can be felt from feet away as stallions moved on the dance floor, and waiters scurried around carrying trays of drinks with either their mouth or their unicorn magic
>There were a few stools open by the bar, so naturally Shiny wanted to get a few beverages in him before he proceeded to enjoy the rest of his night
>>Upon sitting down, a cute orange bartender with blue eyes, and a long dark brown mane acknowledges Shiny instantly
"Welcome, handsome! Can I get you a drink? The first one's on the house, just don't tell my manager."
>"That's what I'm here for, I'll just take a cider to start with."
"One cider coming right up!"
>Watching the stallion fumble around the cooler behind the bar to grab a drink made Shining realize he was fairly new at the job
>"I haven't seen you around here before. Are you new?"
The stallion grinned and replied, "Well, kinda. I recently started working the day shifts here, and I needed the extra money so they put me on nights."
>"It's good to see a new face around, and so far I like what I see."
>Smooth
The bartender blushed and responded shyly, "T-thanks, I'd love to talk more but I have to tend to the other customers."
>Shiny nodded and let the orange horse run along
>Before Shining tossed a few bits in the tip jar, he realized he forgot to ask his name
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>>26747652
>Here it was!
>Stonefeathers landed, keeping a duffel bag of his things over his shoulder
>Taking just a moment to look around, Stone set his bag down
>He earned this, he was going to win this
>Stone stepped into the administration building and got checked in before heading to the barracks
>First few days were a trainwreck
>Spitfire had a thorn up her cunt or something
>Then some hotshot almost killed everyone with a tornado
>He'd been worked to the bone these past few days, the group would get shaved down today
>Stonefeathers walked down the halls to check the bulletin board, weaving through the crowd of ponies surrounding it
>He'd made the cut!
>Just barely but he did it!
>Spot 12 out of 15
>Fuck yes!
>Time to report in today, Stone felt lighter than air as he lined up
>This next week he'd be training under the next instructor, Soarin'
>Stone concealed a grinned in line as the stallion stepped out
>This was his hero, in the flesh
>Hide that smile, Stone, you need to stand still for this, he thought to himself
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>>26747970
>>26748184
>you will never cuddle with your stallion
>you will never stroke his mane
>you will never feel him becoming more and more relaxed as you massage his whole form, working away all his built up tension in every part of his body
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>>26746284
I miss that game. Why must all good things die before their time? I-it's still out there, right? That's a new screenshot? Pls.
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>>26748886

>Oh well, Shiny decided he would come back once the bar wasn't so busy. He wanted to know more about that bartender.
>Shinning finished the last bit of his cider and left the bar
>Glancing around the dance floor seemed a bit too heated, besides Shiny wasn't always the greatest dancer
>A pair of stallions in the back corner were furiously making out, despite having the urge to watch he thought that would be creepy and looked on
>Music, chatter and laughter still filled the atmosphere of the club
>Candlelit tables seated the couples who wanted something a bit more intimate than dancing or hanging out at the bar
>A few other stallions stood around out of place sipping on an alcoholic beverages, as if they didn't know what to do, were waiting for a conversation, or just enjoyed standing alone.
>Further back into the club there was a secluded area with a stage and a hallway in the back leading to the more private sections of the club
>The area Shiny was currently in housed a stage with various booths positioned around the stage where skimpy dressed girly guys swung, spun, and danced around a pole
>The spectators would lean in, cheer, and pepper the stage floor wit bits
>Heads would nod, and dip following every steep move
>Shiny was feeling something a little more private, albeit fun
>A fantastic musk filled this part of the club, pleading for Shiny to stay, but he had a feeling something far better awaited for him further back into the club
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>>26746284
>>26749164
You guys are still clinging onto this game? This game died a long time ago because the guy ran off with the money
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>>26749793
there was a second legit game being made by the artist he duped initially and some other people, because they wanted the people who got burned by le scam sam to actually have something to play.

also he didn't run off with the money, kickstarter only gives you the money if your project hits the deadline and meets its goals, it got canceled at the last minute.
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>>26749853
Well in that case... this is coming out, r-right anon?
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>>26749853
>>26749868
I really can't tell if it's still being worked on. The artist's DA page has the demo, but it's dated 2014.Maybe earlier
The main page of the team working on it has 404'd (it's tumblr) and I can't find any other mention of it other than that scam.
On the other hand, it took them forever just to get that demo working in the first place. It could just be they're working incredibly, incredibly slowly.
Could try asking the artist about it, but since she's already drawn the sprites and there's no special lewd scenes, she might not know anything.
I really hope I'm wrong

Try the demo anyway, it's playable until the point where you have to choose a specific character to stick with, like a really long prologue. And the backgrounds are so stereotypically Japanese.
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>>26747021
We've been on here for about 3 days, anon
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>>26751144
nice digits
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>>26748904
maor
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you are in equestria. Ponies assume you like mares, How would you come out to the stallion you like?
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>>26751908
easy, just say you find him attractive and put your intentions up front, no need to be all dodgy and nervous about it.
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>>26751908
>you are in real world. Everyone assume you like girls, How would you come out to the guy you like?
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>>26751937
Good one
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Woah, i just woke up and there is two promising greens being written.
I'm gonna need more of that, also maybe you writefags would be nice and if thigs get hot in story, describe the smell. muh fetish
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>>26751981
muskfag?
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>>26742517

Which one?
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>>26752010
Yep
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>>26752069
nice, it's good to see someone else who's into that kinda stuff.
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>>26748904
with all those soarburn pics you're posting, Soarin better not be taken when Stone gets to him
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>>26752114
there's nothing wrong with a little threeway from time to time.
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>>26752346
no way man
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>>26751981
I'll be writing more green around 6pm mountain time. Shiny green
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>>26752346
It's not the Wonderbolts unless it involves the locker room and everyone in it.
They have good team bonding like that.
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>>26752366
Purityfag please leave. This isn't a thread for you.
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>>26752757
Really, now?
Well, ok, then. I'll leave.
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> that faggot in Indooroopilly

Milton here
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>>26752767
Thank you. Go back to shitting up the Celestia or Sunset Shimmer threads.

>>26752663
This faggot gets it.
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any of you fags hang around chicago?
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>>26752888
excuse me?
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>>26749150
>you'll never tease him by stroking his inner thigh and nibbling gently on his ear
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>>26752663
every story is better with more Wonderbolts.
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>>26752896
I didnt stutter did i?
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Here's a green prompt
>A pony biologist discovers human's mating cycles are constant year-round
>Human sex pheromones are therefore constantly being produced
>Turns out human sexy smell affects ponies (and anything with a nose) too.
>Human constantly sweating out a mild aphrodisiac for ponies
>???
>sexy Profit

came up with it reading this https://www.reddit.com//r/WritingPrompts/comments/34uzr5/wp_an_alien_biologist_is_horrified_to_discover/
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Do you guys want one of those fancy penis-touching greentext stories?

I've got a Starswirl x Anon ready to go.
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>>26753382
Go ahead lad.
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>>26742678
I would a trap horse.
Especially pic related.

Why do lipstick wearing traps turn me on?
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>>26753484
K


>You had been sitting comfortably at home, shitposting online, when a bright light surrounds you.
>Reality seems to tear itself apart at the seams as you are ripped from your home and deposited in the middle of a weird circle in a dark, dank cavern.
>As you roughly haul yourself up onto your elbows, you make out nearby voices.
>Three small equine creatures sitting nearby, wearing robes, seem to be the source.
>Although you can tell that they are talking, you can't make out their language.
>Whatever language they're speaking, it sounds really pretty.
>They look up from their excited little discussion at you, but they seem confused.
>Gesturing repeatedly into a large book in front of them, they start raising their voices with each other.
>Your curiosity get the better of you, and you move in closer to see what's in the book.
>As you approach, your hand brushes through the perimeter of the circle, which seems to be made out of some kind of powder.
>A quick taste reveals it to be what you suspected: salt.
>You shrug and continue past it to the book.
>It's pages are filled with writing you can't read, as well as lots of strange, lewd illustrations of weird demonic creatures with little ponies.
>You notice that the excitable pony voices have quieted to a dull whisper.
>When you look up, you're greeted by three horrified expressions.
"S-sorry, was I not supposed to look at-"
>One of them to panics and begins shouting while the horn in the middle of it's head glows.
>Your gut tells you that's bad.
>Quickly raising onto you feet, you just barely manage to avoid a rock hurled at you by the creature's head-light.
"Shit! I'm sorry, okay!"
>You cower behind a boulder while the babby horses run around like chickens with their heads cut off, screaming and hurling things towards you.
>There's no obvious way out of this situation...maybe they'll get tired?
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>>26753537
>At first you'd felt that investigating the reports of cult activity was an errand below your station.
>Surely there were better tasks for Starswirl the Bearded to be spending his time on?
>However, after discovering that the fools were trying to summon a succubus, you gave the investigation your full attention.
>Risking the lives of not only themselves but of the villageponies for something as common as pleasure...
>How utterly moronic.
>At any rate, here you were. If your sources are trustworthy, this should be where the summoning will occur.
>You hear shouts and cries from the other side, and you fear you are too late.
>Your magic makes short work of the door, and the cultists freeze.
>"Oh god, t-they found us!"
>"G-get him!"
>"What about the demon!?"
>One of them leaps at you, and you simply cast a paralysis spell, freezing him in midair.
>He hits the ground with a thud, and his allies panic and rush you simultaneously.
>They too fall victim to your magic.
>As you suspected, these cultists are quite dull.
>They aren't what you dread most in this room, however.
>You keep your horn alight, prepared to face the beast as you approach their summoning circle.
>The circle seems to be empty, though.
>You run your hoof through your beard as you contemplate the implications.
>Perhaps the summoning failed, and they got overexcited?
>You stop that line of thought as your gaze falls to the dusty gap in the perimeter.
>The fools! They broke the salt barrier!
>You spin in place, prepared for an ambush.
>But no one is there.
>Your eyes desperately search the area for the demon.
>Perhaps it escaped the room when your back was turned?
>Curse your lack of foresight, you may have doomed the whole village.
>A noise to your left has you whip your head aside.
>The demon is sat behind a large boulder, and it struggles to push itself against the wall away from you.
>It's face is a visage of pure terror, causing you to step back.
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>>26753548
>It whimpered as you made eye contact.
>In spite of all your occult knowledge, you feel pity for the creature.
>The first thing you noticed was that the creature was obviously male, they must have summoned an incubus by mistake.
>The second thing you notice is his appearance; it didn't match the descriptions.
>While it's mostly correct, he lacked the horns, tail, and blood-red skin he should have.
>His full body covering clothing seems counterproductive for a lustful demon as well.
>You soften your expression and begin slowly approaching the creature.
>Your horn remains alight, though. This could be a trick.
"...Are you alright? Have they harmed you in any way?"
>He responds to your softly-spoken words with an alien tongue.
>A demon that can't speak the language of it's summoner? How very odd.
>He seems to be responding to your gentle approach, as his fear eases and shaking subsides.
>You hesitate as you begin to arrive within his reach, but you steel yourself and continue on, ready to teleport away in an instant.
>If you can apprehend this creature peaceably, than perhaps you can avoid a destructive battle.
>You have nothing on you that you can use to detain the beast, so his cooperation is the best you can hope for.
>He jumps slightly when you brush a hoof against his arm, but he settles down as you continue the contact further.
"We should get you out of here, friend. This place isn't safe for you."
>You know he won't understand your words, but you hope that he can catch your intent.
>After a few soft words and some coaxing gestures, you have him on his feet and following you out the door.
>You couldn't seem to convince the creature to walk ahead of you to keep an eye on him, so you'll have to check on him often as you head back to your workshop.
>As you carefully watch him walk through the doorway, you take in his features.
>You can understand why one would want to summon a creature like this, he's really quite handsome.
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>>26753554
>You thank the stars that you opted to set up a tent rather than rent a building in the village for your temporary workspace.
>Leading the demon back to the village would be unthinkable.
>Using strategic call outs and 'helpful' nudges, you manage to keep him from looking around too much; hopefully he didn't see anything in the distance.
>When you arrive at your little home away from home, you breath a sigh of relief.
"Well, here we are! Please, come inside and we'll see about sending you home."
>He looks skeptical of your tent. From the outside, it looks not much larger than your own body.
>You hold the flap aside an gesture in. His jaw drops when he sees the enormous workshop within.
>His response confuses you. Do they not have magic such as this in the demonic realm?
>Perhaps, once he's inside and can be properly contained and controlled, you could learn from him?
>Almost all demonology was speculative on account of the dangers associated with interacting with demonic power...
>You would be breaking new ground in the field. It'd be nice to have another feather in your cap.
>He crawls into the tent, and quickly stands back up, amazed at the large amount of free space.
>You'd be amused, if you didn't have to act quickly.
>Silently you reach out with your magic and grab a box of salt.
>As soon as he walks out into the middle of the room, you spring into action and draw a large radius circle around him.
>He looks confused.
"Sorry, but I cannot risk you escaping and harming anyone."
>He scratches his head as he looks at the circle, before shrugging his shoulders and sitting cross-legged in the center.
>You quickly make your way over to your desk and start writing a few letters.
>First, letting the guards know to pick up the paralyzed cultists.
>And secondly, letting Celestia know that you've that you've successfully fulfilled your assignment and will return within the week.
>You decide not to mention the incubus until you decide what to do about it.
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>>26753562
>You start rereading some of your research materials to see if keeping a demon like this would be viable.
>However, a plain fact continues to echo throughout your mind:
>If you plan to keep a creature like this long-term, you must provide it nourishment.
>And you already know what nourishment an incubus requires.
>You found him very quickly after he was summoned, before he would have had a chance to feed from his summoners.
>You look back over to the creature.
>He's still sitting in the circle, examining his surroundings.
>When he notices you looking, he smiles and offers a small wave.
>You return the smile before leaving your desk and making your way towards your bedchamber.
>Grabbing all the blankets and pillows from your bed as well as the extras from your closet, you bring them to the circle and start to build a pallet on the floor.
>The creature strategically steps around them as you work. You fear he may have somehow stepped out of the circle at one point, but you dismiss the thought as nerves.
>He makes himself comfortable among the bedclothes as you quickly mix up a potion from your notes.
>This potion should burn the skin of any demonic being it comes into contact with.
>If he tries to take advantage of your kindness, you'll use a few drops to discourage him.
>You set the potion outside the circle and carefully remove your robes and hat, setting them aside as well.
>He starts to look worried as you enter the circle and approach him.
>You adopt the same soft voice that so soothed him earlier.
"Don't worry, friend. I'm here to help..."
>You plant a hoof in the middle of his chest and gently push him down among the blankets.
>His face betrays an odd apprehension. He attempts to rise up a few times, but you manage to coax him onto his back.
>As you begin undoing the fasteners on his shirt, you smirk.
>Perhaps you did not give him credit earlier? Watching his smooth flesh be slowly exposed as he's undressed is incredibly erotic.
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>>26753569
>You lay down as you feel yourself begin to emerge from your sheath.
>It would be unwise to lay all your cards on the table so early in the game.
>As you begin to undo the buttons on his pants, he reaches down and grabs them, speaking again in his strange language.
>His face is painted in a crimson blush, and his pupils are practically pinpricks.
>You gently brush his hands away, and speak soft reassurances as you begin to pull the garment away.
>Once you deal with the undergarment, you finally see your prize.
>His member is not as large as you expected, he didn't quite match a stallion for size.
>You gently exhale onto it, and it twitches in response. The demon moans softly, his eyes shut tightly.
>You plant your tongue firmly beneath his testicles and drag it upwards until you reach the tip of his shaft.
>Gently kissing the head first, you take it entirely into your mouth and bury your muzzle into his body.
>While it may not be particularly impressive, his penis is perfectly sized to fit into a muzzle.
>While you begin to service him, you ponder all the unusual disparities between the classical depiction of the incubus and the creature before you.
>Perhaps this one is different? His member was smaller than a normal incubus, his body was practically hairless in comparison, he wasn't as tall, he was hornless and tailless...
>His behavior was quite passive, as well. Not only were you able to lead him here without incident, but he hasn't touched your head or neck at all since you began to fellate him.
>Maybe rather than penetrating his prey this more meek, passive incubus entices his prey to penetrate him? He could harvest sexual energy the same way that succubi do.
>The thought excites you as you continue to bob your head up and down on his member.
>He moans as you hilt him in your muzzle and wrap him in your tongue.
>You decide to begin to test your hypothesis; you give him as much suction as you can while you pull off of him.
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>>26753580
>He pants as you begin to roll over onto your side.
>His eyes widen as your member comes into view, fully erect and prepared for service.
>They dart back and forth between your eyes and your penis, his face frozen in a strange mask of confusion and hesitation.
>You start to doubt your hypothesis, before he begins to approach.
>Laying down beside you with his head at cock level, he grips you in his hands and begins to study you with his fingertips.
>You sigh pleasantly at the gentle touch. His hands are soft, and incredibly dexterous. Quite suited for pleasing stallions.
>While you try to decide if you should be taking notes or not, his efforts reward him with a small dollop of precum.
>He hesitantly brings his fingers up to the tip and pinches off some of the fluid to play with between his fingertips, smearing it and pulling apart into strands.
>After a few moments, he stops, and closes his hand around the tip of your cock before dragging it down, smearing your pre down the length of your shaft.
>You let out a low moan, and he blushes sheepishly.
>You're enjoying this far too much to allow yourself to be distracted by note-taking.
>Deciding that it might be best if you take on a more dominant role, you gently place your hoof along the side of his face and slowly bring him in closer to your stallionhood.
>You can feel the heat of his blush on your cock. He reaches out with his tongue and gives you a soft lick.
>He follows up with a longer, slower, lick. You love the sight of his tongue tracing the veins on your pre-slicked shaft.
>You encourage him with soft moans and by gently brushing your hoof through his hair.
>His licks become longer and more experimental as his confidence grows.
>At one point he attempts to insert you into his mouth, but you were a bit much for his succulent lips.
>It was worth it for the large volume of pre you were able to push out onto his tongue, though.
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>>26753586
>The tip of your hoof against his lips was all it took to convince him to swallow what you'd given him before returning to his task.
>Basking in his attentions, you use your magic to whip up another potion.
>You enjoyed the challenge of focusing on your magic while being pleased; it had been far to long since you felt the need to think about your spells.
>Once you get the ingredients bottled and corked, you return your attention the the semen demon between your thighs.
>Most of the anxiety from the beginning has worn away as he becomes more comfortable with your cock.
>As much as you would love for him to bring you to orgasm like this, you decide it best to move on.
>You gently push him back, and he looks up at you with confusion.
>Grabbing a nearby stool, you place it within the circle.
>You use your hooves and your cheek to coax him towards it, and the anxiety returns to his face as he realizes what comes next.
>He glances down towards your cock and swallows nervously.
>For a being that literally feeds on sex, he's quite apprehensive about it.
>Since the two of you can only move at the pace he sets, you wait for him to overcome his nerves.
>Besides, the longer he takes is longer you get to cool down, and longer you get to spend inside of him before climax.
>He takes in a breath and lays his torso across the stool, causing his rear to stick out enticingly.
>First things first, though.
>Your horn lights up as you start to use your magic within his body.
>He squirms uncomfortably at the warm sensations inside of him, but you finish your task quickly enough that he isn't harmed at all.
>You didn't want a mess; he was thoroughly clean within now.
>The potion you prepared earlier floats over to you, and you uncork it.
>His small frame most likely meant that standard lubrication would be insufficient for a comfortable experience.
>He gasps as your magic levitates the purple fluid out of it's flask and directly into his body.
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>>26753595
>He groans as you use your magic to thoroughly coat his insides.
>Every bump, every ridge, every crevice was generously covered.
>He had a decent amount of length inside, so you opted to lubricate all the way up until the first large bend; perhaps it was optimistic, but you were going to attempt to hilt in him.
>Now that he's been taken care of, you begin to prepare yourself.
>You put a hoof on his rear for stability while you rear up on your back legs.
>Taking care to sweep your beard aside so as to avoid staining it with lubricant or your masculine fluids, you tilt the bottle out and begin to slowly pour it onto your tip.
>The magic infused within the potion tingles and tickles your girth. This must have felt quite pleasant for him.
>As you begin to massage it into your flesh, you look up to the demon's face.
>He's staring intensely at your member, seeming mesmerized by the slick undulations of your magic against it's length, in spite of his nerves.
>When he realizes that you see him staring, you flash him a smoldering smile before he bashfully glances away.
>You start to suspect that his apprehension may be affected. He's behaving in a demure, virginal manner, which makes you incredibly excited to penetrate him.
>It could be an adaptation to help entice his prey.
>You're sufficiently lubricated now, it's time to begin.
>You plant your other hoof on his rear and angle yourself down to press the tip against his entrance.
>He's taking deep breaths while staring back at your cock anxiously.
>You wish more than anything that you could communicate with him, to ask if he's ready or tell him when you're going to enter.
>Magics that would allow such a thing like translation spells or direct telepathy are incompatible with demonic physiology, however.
>You grind yourself along his crevasse, until you hear him moan.
>Unfortunately, that will have to do for consent.
>Realigning yourself with his opening, you begin to gently press inwards.
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>>26753610
>As you feel the muscular ring begin to yield, you flatten your beard against your chest and look down.
>You need to watch it go in.
>When your tip finally spreads him apart, the head is sucked in almost immediately, eliciting a ragged cry from the demon.
>You stop to allow him to adjust to your girth.
>He feels impossibly tight.
>Even though you logically know that he most likely has thousands of years of sexual experience, you flatter yourself thinking you could be his first partner.
>Being able to reverse penetrative stretching is most likely a standard adaptation for all lustful demons.
>As he gulps air beneath you, you once again lament your inability to communicate.
>You can't continue until he's ready, but he can't tell you when he's ready.
>The constant struggle against your natural instincts to bury your cock inside and breed him swiftly isn't helping matters either.
>After holding it in for what felt like an eternity, you feel him reach up and pat the side of your leg.
>You have no choice but to assume that means he's ready.
>Spreading your legs, lowering yourself onto his back, and wrapping your forehooves around his waist, you begin to slowly feed more cock into his hungry orifice.
>He pats your side, and you stop and wait for him.
>His tight, twitching ring was driving you wild. You desperately wanted to buck your hips and drive it into him, but you hold yourself back.
>You don't wait for him to pat you again before you begin to advance your length inside.
>Every inch still outside of him was agonizing.
>He pats you again, and you stop just short of reaching your medial ring.
>As he gasps beneath you, you begin to calculate how much room he has left for cock.
>If you can get the medial ring inside, you might just be able to hilt him.
>You decide to wait for him this time; it's least you can do considering the ordeal you're about to put him through.
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>>26753620
>When he pats your side again, you shift your back hooves slightly forward for more leverage.
>You push into him a bit more quickly than he's accustomed to until you feel your ring against his.
>Sucking in a breath, you start to push firmly but slowly against him, until he yields again and allows more of you inside.
>He yelps at the sensation of being penetrated a second time, and vigorously pats your side.
>You wait for him to catch his breath while you adjust to the sensation of a somewhat underutilized portion of your anatomy receiving stimulation.
>He nods up at you, but you wait for the pat to be one-hundred percent sure.
>As far as you knew, a nod meant 'get out of my ass you heathen' in demon terms.
>He seems to recognize his error, and pats your side again.
>As you push more into him, he moans and arches his back as your ring passes his already overworked prostate.
>The rest of the insertion went fairly smoothly, as you were a fairly consistent thickness the rest of the way down.
>With less than an eighth of an inch left to go, though, you feel your tip touch his back wall.
>Taking into account the natural stretchability of the lower intestine as well as the injury-preventing magics of the lubricant, you decide it's safe to hilt.
>You press forward, grunting as you feel your tip being surrounded and caressed by the wall of muscle and your sheath being pushed back.
>When you finally feel the sensation of his testicles bump into yours, you stop your advance.
>You are well and truly hilted.
>You just hold yourself there for a moment, allowing him to adjust to the sensation and grinding your hips into him a bit to savor it.
>He lifts off the stool slightly get a good view of his cock dripping prostate fluid and his meager testicles framed by your voluptuous orbs.
>You pull back slowly, relishing the shudder he gives as your ring massages his prostate once more on the backstroke.
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>>26753630
>You slide it back in with a bit more force than at first, making sure to fully hilt and grind into him.
>He sighs roughly as you pull back, scraping his prostate once more.
>You begin to work up a rhythm, out a little faster, in a little harder.
>Soon, you've settled on a steady pace as you thrust vigorously into him.
>He shudders and moans beneath you as his put his tight hole through it's paces.
>You bury your muzzle into his neck and breath in his intoxicating scent, taking hard, shallow thrusts into his deepest folds.
>His panting and grunting begin to approach a frantic pace. Along with his clenching orifice and continual attempts to thrust back into you, you can tell he's approaching his limit.
>You pick up the pace in hopes of a simultaneous climax.
>He yelps as your instincts get the better of you and you slam it into him particularly hard.
>You slow down and pay close attention to his body language, face, and voice. After a few seconds, you're reasonably satisfied that he's uninjured and you resume thrusting.
>He tightens up and begins to cry out as his bliss arrives ahead of your own.
>You lift his torso up, causing your cock to rub roughly against the front wall of his interior.
>He fires out a thick rope of seed, dirtying the fine fabric covering the stool.
>You're very close. You drape your head over his shoulder and look down the front of his body to observe the slight bulge in his stomach caused by your flared head.
>He whimpers as he buries his face into your mane.
>As the moment arrives you pin him to the semen-soaked stool and bury yourself into him.
>You mentally prepare yourself for the exhaustion that will follow after the demon drinks of your energy during your orgasm.
>Your vision goes white with the sheer force of your climax.
>He shudders and twitches beneath you as he feels the heat of your lewd emissions inside his body.
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>>26753649
>You simply drop your weight onto him and rest for a few moments.
>Those moments were spent nuzzling him and taking in his delicious, freshly bred scent.
>Once you felt your flare had shrunk enough for you to pull out, you slowly stepped back until you emerged with a plop.
>While your penis slowly pulled itself back into your sheath, you took stock of your situation.
>You felt precisely as tired as you would expect from normal intercourse; no more, no less.
>Nothing like the profound exhaustion or near comatose state described in the texts.
>Why didn't he feed?
>As your brain begins to put together the pieces, an uncomfortable thought rises to the top of your mind.
>Grabbing the potion you'd mixed for defense, you carefully allow a drop to fall onto his shoulder blade.
>...No reaction...
>He's not a demon.
>You frown as a pang of guilt jolts you through your core.
>You should have checked before you penetrated the poor creature.
>If he's not a demon, perhaps you could cast a translation spell on him?
>You walk up to his front and tilt his face upwards.
>The exhaustion of the whole ordeal is apparent on his face as you gingerly press the tip of your horn to his forehead.
>A flash of magic, and your two minds become one.
>You steer clear of his thoughts an memories, though.
>You've intruded within him without his permission enough for one day.
>When you found his language centers, you connect it with yours.
>He learns your language, and he learns yours.
>When you disconnect, he gasps and takes a big breath.
"...Can you understand me?"
>He jolts in surprise.
>"Y-yeah...hah...I can..."
"My name is Starswirl the Bearded, may I ask yours?"
>"Ngh...M-my name's Anon..."
>You offer the most apologetic smile you can muster.
"I'm terribly sorry, Anon. I thought that you were an incubus--a demon that feeds on sexual energy."
>"...Really? Um... is...that why we just..."
"I hope that you can forgive me, but I understand if you won't."
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>>26753657
>He just stares at your hooves and pants.
"...I'll just get started on a spell to send you back from whence you came. Your summoners must have made an error in their spell that called you rather than the demon they intended."
>You start to walk over to your desk.
"It should be fairly trivial to return you home by decoding the spell they used and finding any possible mis--"
>As you walk past Anon, he wraps his arms around your neck and gently pulls you onto your side, among the blankets.
>He buries his face in your beard and breathes deeply.
>"Can we just...take a nap for a while?"
>After a moment of hesitation, you smile and wrap your foreleg around him, pulling him tight against you.
"I don't suppose there's any reason we couldn't."
>You use your magic to swaddle the two of you in blankets as he quickly falls asleep in your embrace.
>It takes you a bit longer, though, as you have trouble deciding whether to leave all of this out of your report to the princess, or just almost all of it.
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>>26753666
All done. Enjoy!
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>>26753673
thats fucking huge
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>>26753832
That'a what he said.
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Hey homos

Few months ago there was this thread/greentext about Anon giving Rainbow Blitz a wing massage. Does anyone here have it saved?
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>>26753673
>>26753666
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>>26753673
Very nice. Kinda cute in an almost rapey sort of way.
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>your horsebando spontaneously appears on your bed
>he will remain with you for 24 hours before returning to equestria
>what do you do with him?
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>>26754272
intense butt touching and cuddles
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>>26752060
Are you the one in Vienna? I mean, we could chat either way, but Graz is a little far away from here.
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>>26753673
that was nice
r u going to write more?
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>>26754958
Probably not. It was just an idea I had after the starswirl thread from the other day.
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>>26753515
>Especially pic related.
For once, pic related.
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>>26755038
that's unfortunate
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>>26755038
Did you get it from the anon asking why he hasn't been fucked yet? Because I wrote that

Great story anon, if any artist on this thread is taking requests right now, please draw his story.
And upload it to fimfiction or something, why not share it?
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>>26755396
Yes, actually. Small board.
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>>26755396
Also, here's a pastebin link. I keep forgetting to post it.

http://pastebin.com/PQ3VmZte
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>>26755432
And here I thought all these prompts I've been posting were going unnoticed...
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>>26755038
That's too bad, I wanted to see Starswirl and Anon on a date.
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>>26754465
This, also
>hoof rubs, belly rubs, everywhere else rubs
>cook for him
>make his stay as pleasant and sensual as possible
>try and get him to look into duplicating whatever process sent him here so he can have more future visits
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>>26755432
Not the same Anon, but if you (or someone else) could continue writing about Anon's stay with Starswirl, would you?
Because I was thinking they'd make a great magical Sherlock and Watson, but actually gay.
Of course, this means anon won't be able to survive off Starswirl's cum alone, will he?
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>>26757252
Original author here, I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to continue this themselves. Gay magic beardy horse Sherlock sounds great.
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Page 10 bump
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Bump for more faggotry
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I want to /r/ a fic.

Will Riker's shuttle crash lands on Equestria after slipping through a transdimensional tear in the spacetime continuum. He meets the Apple family who nurse him back to health and falls in love with Big Macintosh, and they have sex.

Thank you in advance kind writefags!
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>>26757487
Would you write that?
If you really want someone else to take over, maybe you could pitch the idea on one of the gay forums on Fimfiction? Coltcuddlers, m/m shipping, fabulous humans of equestria, those ones. I'd still want you to do it though, you already can write stories well, and you're the original author anyway.

>>26759141
Never did really watch Star Trek, so I've no idea what Riker is like. Does it necessarily have to be a ST character though? Seems like anyone else could be used for the same thing.
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>>26759227
Probably not, and I don't really plan on heading elsewhere to pitch it to an author.
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>>26759337
Mind if I did it for you? The pitching, I mean
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>>26759417
Knock yourself out.
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>>26760263
Those mouse ears look stupid and out-of-place.
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I feel so happy today
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>>26760669
Why anon? Share the info!
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>>26760677
It's because he's gay
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>>26760711
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>>26760742
Great, now I'm thinking about a switch Care Package...
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>>26760781
that sounds pretty cute anon.
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>>26760677
>>26760711
<3

Just feeling the gayness and feeling good
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>>26760800
Just think about cuddling up with him after a long day of work. Bellies full,comfy chairs, just sitting and holding him close.

Plus, his uniform is bottomless!
Really though, what do ponies do to relax in the evenings? Radio? TV? Group book readings?
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>>26761079
depends on the pone probably could be something cute and innocent or something very lewd.
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Anyone recognize this?
https://derpiboo.ru/1108833
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>>26759141
Jesus this really is CC 2.0.
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>>26759141
That is a real fucking vintage meme right there my man.
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Would you, /hhh/?
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>>26761919

Beards are gross
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>>26761962
That's why I chose the smallest one.
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>>26761354
Yeah, gaypyjamas made it for an art pack.
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>>26761919
Yus
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>>26754901

Sorry, Im just the Grazguy. Though chatting sounds nice.
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>>26761919
Absolutety, cuddling after debating on science/magic stuff, after that i would cook for him because i bet he cant make anything more complex than coffee and sandwitces. Then more cuddles and maybe some butt stuff
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My craving for ponuts is rising, show me what you got
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>>26762410
Any idea which character he's supposed to be? Care Package? Some generic mailpony?
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>>26760669
>>26760830
Is that who I think it is?
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>>26764793
Depends?

Who's asking <3 ?
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>>26764863
Just someone that goes by the steam name Fluffy.
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>>26764926
O-oh no.

I live on the discord group. Sorry Anon.

I'm sure that person still feels the way I do.
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>>26763266
Here you are, anon.

http://i.imgur.com/Rs5r0aT.jpg
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Homobump.
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>>26742529
who is he
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>>26762584
Sure thing. If you'd like to chat, just add "Zauberhoden" on Skype.
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hm
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chest fwuff.
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>>26755166
?
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You think they kill gays in Equestria?
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>>26767268
Of course not. They fuck them.
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>>26765315
Unf, your ponuts are dangerously hot
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>>26768321
thank you, anon~
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>>26768362
Goddamn, you have no idea how hard my erect cock is pressing against my tight boxers after looking at that pic, throbbing, soaking them with sticky pre, the whole length of my shaft straining against the fabric longing for that ponut...
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>>26768383
G-god dammit, anon.
There were things I needed to do today, too.
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>>26768451
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>>26768919
He's so hot
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how would you help your horsebando when he's feeling down?
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>>26770079
I'd cause his body to release the hormones oxytocin and prolactin
But really I'd just tell jokes and make food
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>>26770079
Bend over and let him release deep inside me
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why is horse so stylish and fashionable?
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>>26764698
It's definitely care package.
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>>26742430
>>>/mlp/
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>>26770262
>tfw your horsebando will never fill your ass with his cum
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>>26772344
Good
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>>26772401
What's so bad about that?
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>>26772490
What if I don't want that
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>>26774177
Then that's fine. I do, though. Very badly.
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>>26774301
Here's to all your dreams coming true, anon.
Cheers.
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>>26774332
Cheers.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>26776057
who when where how
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>>26776057
So many stallions to choose from
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pg9 bump
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Back to this guy >>26746284 for a moment

Now when he says "with pain" does he mean mine, or his?
Because I find the idea of making a guy like that moaning against the lockers pretty hot
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>>26778409
Probably depends on how many days you spent working out after school.

sometmes it's fun for stronger and more aggressive one to get outplayed and end up a squirming and needy sub, moaning like a virgin as their fight just all drains from their body with each thrust into their tight stretchy ponut.
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>>26778513
Great, now I'm interested in that game again.
With the kind of personality he has in the demo, I expect him to give in before the foreplay is over
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>>26779616
I need more of this
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>>26780336
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>>26780336
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what's he hiding /hhh/?
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>>26781180
His horribly bruised balls after Little Strongheart bucked them.
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>>26781376
I'd like to see that
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>>26782951
faggot
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>>26783113
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your horsebando is now a changeling, do you still love him?
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>>26784094
No, I would beat the shit out of him and make him understand how worthless he is.
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>>26784094
Yes. Bugs a best.
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>>26784094
>>26783521
>>26783113
Is this where /bug/ came to when it never came back, and yes I'd love my horsebando even more
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>>26784094
My horsebando was always a Changeling
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>>26785627
Always?
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Changelings suck. No wonder thread is dead.
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>>26788896
It's more likely that the american homo horses are asleep.
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>>26789027
this.
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>rp in here too
this entire board is so shit
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>>26789027

Not just the Americans. It's been a long day.
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You ready for the Human/Stallion Alliance against the EarthWomyn/Mare Gynarchy?
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"His Majesty went through a great deal of trouble to bring you here, human. Do you understand what is expected of you?" the shimmering, armor-clad and semi-translucent stallion asks. You give a firm, silent nod in reply. You and he are standing alone in an expansive courtyard, jagged spires of obsidian, some topped with green and purple fire, towering above you in the middle of a castle that is entirely crystalline in structure. You'd been blindfolded when they first brought you here, this is the first time you've seen the sky in days, having spent most of your time in the castle's dungeon.

Initially you were terrified upon learning you were to become a slave. You looked for every opportunity to escape that might possibly present itself, but none ever did. They had guards on you 24/7, you couldn't even go to the bathroom in peace. It seems the King isn't about to let anything happen to his new toy. Every moment that passed filled you with an increasing sense of dread, wondering just what kind of horrible things these ponies had in store for you, what depraved and undignified ways they would use you to suit whatever purpose they had. When this guard led you to the courtyard, he described in detail what awaited you.

You couldn't believe what you were hearing, what they wanted you to do. You thought it was some sort of sick joke at first, that your orders were meant to get you seized immediately and thrown back into the dungeon to await a swift and painful execution. You don't have much choice though, as he made it very clear if you didn't do what you were told you'd be executed anyway and a replacement found.

"Good," the stallion says, "I and the other guards patrol every part of these grounds regularly. If you take this opportunity to attempt an escape, you WILL be found and killed on sight, do you understand?"

You nod.
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>>26789609

"If you fail to satisfy His Majesty's expectations, you will taken from this place and sentenced to hard labor for the rest of your life. Do you understand?"

You nod again.

"Good. I will inform His Majesty that you are prepared. Do not disappoint him," the stallion growls before turning and walking away. The slamming of a heavy metal door echoes throughout the courtyard and you are left alone for several minutes.

Soon you hear the approach of armored hoofsteps behind you, along with a deep, long and drawn-out closed-mouth chuckle. You clench your fists and begin to tremble, feeling a chill run up your spine and taking a deep breath before slowly turning around, revealing an impressively-statured stallion with a charcoal grey coat and jet-black mane and tail, wearing tempered steel armor and a spiked helmet through which a vicious horn protrudes, as well as a red robe trimmed with white fur. The stallion is half-scowling, half-smiling at you, the corners of his mouth upturned in delight, sharp fangs bared and eyebrows furrowed as he gazes at you with an intense stare, wisps of purple smoke emanating from his green and red eyes. It would take no effort for him to kill you, that much is clear. Steeling your nerves and swallowing your intense fear, you set about the task you've been assigned.

You briskly approach Sombra, very quickly removing his helmet and armor which clatter and clang against the ground loudly as you toss them aside, tearing the robe from his back as well. He holds perfectly still as you strip him completely naked.

"When you are here, you will enjoy no rank or title. You are no more than a mere animal, a beast meant for me to tame. You will refer to me as 'master,' and even then only when you have been given permission to speak. Have I made myself clear?" You state in as authoritative a tone as you can muster.
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>>26789615
His eyes narrow, a deep and visceral growl emanating from his chest and throat which gives you goosebumps, the hair on the back of your neck standing on end.

"You may speak, beast."

"Yes.... massster..." he hisses, pawing at the ground, slightly bowing his head to you.

You circle around Sombra, inspecting him from head to hoof as he stands at attention.

"I'm going to break you, stallion," you say as you slowly walk around him. He gives a short growl of approval in response.

You poke an index finger into his flank just in front of his hip and wiggle it around. The flesh of his flank and back ripples and twitches in response but he remains still otherwise. You add a second and third finger, moving them more rapidly, causing him to kick a hind leg and flick his tail. Still not the reaction you're looking for.

"Are you going to make my job difficult?" you ask sternly.

Sombra turns to look at you, his smile widening and simply nods his head. With that, you bring your free hand to his ribcage, digging in your fingers, flexing and rotating them wildly as you run your hand up and down his side, simultaneously moving the hand that was on his flank underneath his belly and doing the same.
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>>26789619
Sombra dances madly in place, every muscle in his torso twitching and convulsing as he bites his lower lip, his body rocking with suppressed laughter. He attempts to move away from you but you stay with him, forcing him to the ground on his side. He pushes your hands away with his forehooves in an effort to stop the assault. You quickly rotate your body around and sit directly on his shoulder, locking your legs around his forelegs and holding them tightly in place, leaning against his side as you continue, now unimpeded. He kicks his hind legs and flicks his tail at you wildly. It takes every ounce of strength you have to keep him pinned like this. Finally a deafening roar erupts from his muzzle before bursting out into raucous laughter loud enough that everyone in the castle probably hears it.

The laughter continues to grow in volume as you torment every sensitive spot on his side and belly. He redoubles his efforts to escape from you, finally managing to free a foreleg and kick you off of him before jumping back to his hooves, still laughing. His demeanor has gone from sinister to playful, very clearly enjoying himself as he takes off at a full gallop and does a lap around the entire courtyard before sliding to a stop and sitting on his haunches in front of you. He falls over onto his side before rolling over onto his back, his forelegs tucked against his chest and hind legs sprawled wide open, looking up at you expectantly with a huge smile.

You swing a leg over his chest and forelegs, sitting on them with your full body weight, squeezing your knees and calves against his shoulders as hard as you can to keep them locked beneath you, bringing your hands to both sides of his belly and renewing your onslaught. He immediately begins laughing again as he struggles to break free, kicking his hind legs desperately, his rock hard hooves coming dangerously close to your skull a few times.
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straight bump
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>>26791438
kek, that's a good one.
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>>26791438
Can any writefags make a story involving a closeted anon with this line it it
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>>26792421
>tfw Cobalt just does generic furry garbage now

feels bad man
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>>26792446
cobalt was better than braeburned
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>>26789590
>mfw the scanners detect female creatures
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>>26792457
Eh, different styles so I wouldn't really compare them. I'm also not an artist so I wouldn't judge myself very qualified for objective evaluation of art. I would say though that Brae has continued to get better wheareas Cobalt doesn't really seem like he's improved all that much from when he was doing pony stuff.
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>>26792478
>"don't worry little buddy, I've got ya"
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>>26792446
I feel the same way about Skipsy
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>>26792536
Did he get blown in half? Where is the rest of him?
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>>26792838
Oh yeah, him too. I will say at least Cobalt went full furry instead of that weird mid-way "generic anthro body with show-style pony head glued onto the neck because I still want the MLP audience" that so many people seem to go with.
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>>26791607
this
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What if Braeburn pooped the bed
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>>26793745
Free breakfast
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>>26793781
You better be referring to the fact they poop confectionary
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>>26793815
Of course. Why else would I say that if I wasn't talking about eating candy?

That's why their asses are so clean.
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>>26793001
It seems he's doing dragons now.
His art has improved from his early work, but I'm still fond of his non-anthro art.

>>26793745
Get him a buttplug, because it'll take his ass a while to recover from being so stretched the night before
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>>26795364
he didn't even had to become a pie for Braeburn to want to taste him.
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>>26795364
I feel like this ends in Soarin's horrific death.
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>>26796513
I feel like it ends with Brae overcoming the temptation to eat him and finding a way to de-transform Soarin back to a pone.
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>>26796848
Which then leads to
>>26793578
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>>26797403
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>>26792840
Artist forgot to draw it?
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>>26792478
>female creatures
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Gay horses
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>>26798421
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>>26798684
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>>26798732
>tfw Soarin will never show you the world.
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>>26797835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncwCETyQlk
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>>26789609
>>26789615
>>26789619
>>26789622

Cute as fuck man, more when?
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>>26800296
WHICH WAY DOES HIS BODY BEND
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>>26800349
I know which way it is but NOW I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT BOTH WAYS.
Thanks, anon.
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>>26800349
any way you like bby~
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>>26800302
Never. Writefag has been dead for a few months.
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>>26800349
over
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blamp
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>OP is a faggot
>Anon is a faggot
>I am a faggot
>This thread is for faggots
>And I'm lovin' it.
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>>26801880
I am not a faggot
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>>26802051
>I am not a faggot
You don't say that shit on /mlp, faggot, it just ain't true.
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>>26802356
you are the faggot here, not me
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>>26802407
We are all faggots Anon, submit, it is natural.
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>>26802555
>trips
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>>26802555
Trips confirm.
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>>26800925
Clever boy.
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I tried to finger myself
I hate it and regret doing it
My ass hurts like there is a fire in there
How you guys do it
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>>26807053
Jesus, really? Trim your nails, use lube... I don't even know how you did that, anon. Maybe you just shouldn't shove things up your ass?
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>>26807053
I have no idea why that would happen.
Try doing it in the shower? That's where I did it for the first time and nothing like that happened.
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>>26807053
Don't stick things up your ass faglord
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>>26808629
>Don't stick things up your ass faglord
Don't fap to ponies, fuckwad
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I < 3 Soarin'
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>>26807053
jesus dude, how long are your nails? use short nails, and try not to go in Edward Scissorhands style for fuck's sake anon. pic related, it's my left hand
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no fap makes me hate you people and myself so very much.

Purge. Purge. Purge

*closes thread* *leaves /mlp/*
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>>26809191
I feel you. I go on /pol/ and indulge in gay hate threads.

Honestly I want to be gassed
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>>26809191
>>26809215
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>>26809191
>no fap
There are literally no adverse effects of occasional masturbation
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>>26809740
But there is benefits to having more testosterone.

Can't blame the guy.

No one wants to be a faggot.
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>>26809806
I do
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>>26809828
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>>26809834
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>>26809883
Nah man. Being gay is only viable in a world where 100% of people support it
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>>26810052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tEiguYmgxA
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>>26807349
Also, after trimming your nails, theyll have sharp edges. Buff them a bit or wait a day or two for them to wear smooth
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>>26810100
>amazing atheist

https://vimeo.com/63491614
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>>26810144
>>26810100
>>26808577
>>26805322
>>26802555
sick gets
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Tried fucking myself in the ass with a hairbrush handle. Got really close to orgasm and then noticed all the blood running down my leg. ;_; Took an hour to clean everything up.
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>>26810934
Kek.
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>>26809828
The homotopia I envision will be free of the hebrew menace and the vaginal tricksters
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>>26811251
BEWARE THE VAGINAL JEW
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>>26811251
>homotopia

In a perfect world we don't exist
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>>26811334
what about a perfect homo world
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>>26811359
>>26811398
We must be destroyed
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>>26811483
Men are the only creatures that understand love, and can act selflessly in defense of the country. With artificial wombs, the vaginal jew will become useless.
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>>26811532
>artificial wombs
How will that work? Brave New World shit?
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>>26811532
PURGE THE VAGINAL JEW MANLOVE REIGNS SUPREME
>>26811550
MANLOVE WILL SAVE US FROM THE BRAVE NEW WORLD
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>>26811483
>>26811334
>>26809806
>>26809215
>>26809191
When you fall hard for a guy and seeing his smile feels like a punch in the gut, just tell yourself that /pol/ would be proud of you for depriving yourself of the only chance at a fulfilling romantic relationship that your permanently flawed brain is capable of processing.
>>
>>26811605
>>26811550
>>26811571
>>>/pol/68143965

We don't belong. Let's stop this and kill ourselves
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>>26811655
Nice try JIDF
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>>26811664
No I just hate myself that much
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>>26811605
But I am disappoint in you
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>>26811655
That was about the kind of people who go to pride parades, not just people who are gay. At least half of that thread doesn't care what your orientation is as long as you aren't shoving it down their throats.

Kind of like liking ponies.
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>>26811655
Hi MR. Jew, it's FAGGOTS that got BTFO.
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>>26811699
KEK IS ON OUR SIDE! MANLOVE WILL DESTROY THE JEW
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>>26811699
All of us must die :(
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>>26811711
/MLPOL/ UNITE UNDER KEK
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>>26811716
DIE VAGINAL JEW LOVER
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>>26811726
Why can't you see that being gay is wrong like I do?
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>>26811733
No. I am just self hating
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>>26811733
>>26811711
>>26811699
>>26811738
BECAUSE KEK IS ONE MY SIDE VAGINA-LOVER
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>>26811744
>>26811733
>>26811711
>>26811699
PRAISE BE TO KEK!
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>>26811749
/MLPOL/ FIGHTS FOR KEK
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>>26811744
>>26811749
>>26811757
>>26811769
But being gay is wrong ;_;
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>>26811777
>777
Digits of Kek's enemy, Jesus. Begone with your ruinous Jew-meme, KEK IS THE TRUE MEME
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>>26811769
>>26811757
>>26811744
>>26811733
>>26811726
>>26811711
>>26811699
>>26811682
>>26811571
>>26811398
>>26811359
/pol/ broke their border again?
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Who else /memeticwizardforKek/ here?
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>>26811838
Let me help with that.
Requesting more pictures of soarin's ass in tight wonderbolts uniform.
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>>26811894
Requesting braeburn's ass
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>>26810934
pics or didn't happen
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KEK SHALL STOP THIS MADNESS, PONY PORN IS DEGENERATE!!!
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>>26811894
Requesting this guy's ass
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>>26812886
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>>26742598
/pol/ pls
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>>26812886
KEK HAS ENDORSED CLOPPING IN THE VERY FIRST KEK-THREAD! BEGONE FAGGOT
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>>26811733
>>26811711
>>26811699
TAKE NOTICE, KEK IS HERE
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DEUS KEK
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>>26813228

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEK
>>
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEK
>for kek
>FOR EKEK
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>>26813291
KEK MACHT FREI
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>>26811825
KEK CALLS FOR IT, MY HOMOSEXUAL BROTHER
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>>26812988
ZOMG ESTABLISHMENT SHILL SPOTTED
YOU CANT FOOL US FILThY KIKE
>>
>>26813400
KeK be praised!
>>
Fuck off /pol/
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>>26813477
THE DUBS HAVE SPROKEN
KEK WILLS IT
HAVE A NICE DAY FAGGOTS
RETREAT
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>>26814413
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WRITEFAG INBOUND
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>>26814882
Do it, bruv
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>>26814882
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>>26814882
>Writing
>Power outage
>Lose work
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Is it gay if I just love the feeling of getting fucked in the ass, but don't find males or penises sexually attractive?
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>>26815825
Nah. You're into anal, not dicks.
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>Be Soarin', Wonderbolts badass
>Second in command, all the mares wanted you
>Okay, not all of them
>And you weren't the badass everyone thought you were outside of the Wonderbolts
>When you weren't flying, Spitfire passed off most of her paperwork onto you
>Fleetfoot was too incompetant to get it done so you had to do it
>A lot of sleepless nights
>But today was different, you'd just finished a flight show in Cloudsdale, headed to the break room afterwards to get a drink, Spitfire was going off to the afterparty to meet fans, you'd catch up later
>You opened up the fridge and grabbed a bottle of lemonade, taking a few drinks from it and sitting on the couch
>Your flightsuit began to rapidly cool, soaked with sweat
>You peeled yourself out of it, leaving it for some lucky pony to find
>You could order a new one to be made for a few bits, they were pretty cheap
>You took a shower and dried off, ready to head to the afterparty
>The crowd was loud and annoying, so many ponies wanted to ask you where Spitfire was
>No one wanted to know about you
>You grunted angrily and stepped outside to have a smoke
>A nervous stallion stepped up to you
>He smelled like wearing food and was wearing a coat, his chin was scruffy and unkempt
>"E-excuse me sir, do-do you know where the Spitfire is?" she asked in a Neighrabic accent
"She's at the afterparty." you said, taking a puff of the cheap cigarette
>"Thank you." he said, heading into the building
>Your next puff was interrupted by shouting and an explosion
>"ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBA-"
>BOOM
>The building rattled and the door exploded outwards
>A few ponies ran out but you rushed in to see what had happened
>It was a mess, a bomb had gone off
>A few ponies laid dead in the building
>Spitfire and Fleetfoot stood up shakily, dazed by the explosion
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>>26816289
>A few days later, a mountain of paperwork later
>You go to visit Spitfire, and of course, she's got a mountain of cards, gifts, and balloons surrounding her
>You not-so-fondly remember your hospital visit and frown
>Spitfire smiles when she sees you, "Good, you're here."
"What was it, Spits?"
>"Well... After that incident, I'm afraid it may happen again. So I ordered us bodyguards."
>Oh great, more expenditure
>"Because we can't trust anypony on this, I ordered us each one robotic guard pony from General Ponytomics."
"Oh that's really nice. I assume they were expensive too?"
>"Very. But I trust you can work them into the quarterly budget." she smiled innocently
"Ugh... Sure."
>"But don't cut back on the afterparty budget."
"I know, Spitfire."
>"Yours should arrive tonight at your home."
>You turn to leave, already frustrated with Spitfire's inability to understand money and the limits thereof
>You cursed yourself for joining this crumbling team, or not usurping Spitfire before she ever became commander
>You grumbled to yourself about Spitfire, budget cuts, and stupid Saddle Arabia bombing everything
>You get gome and sit down at your desk, prepared to play with the budget until you could fit in three 20k bit androids
"Fuckin 60 grand in the hole, wasted on this bullshit." you scowled at the receipts and started moving fundage around
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>>26816576
Wat
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>>26816576
>Hours later, after wracking your brain on this crap, you still weren't done
>You heard an urgent knocking on your door, and answered it
>You needed some Red Bull...
>A stallion in a suit stood by a large box
>"Package from General Ponytomics, please sign for this." he said, holding up a clipboard
>You yawned, scribbling down a hasty signature on it
>He left, leaving you to push in the large box yourself
>You brought it into your living room and cut it open
>You pulled out the product box from the carboard casing
>It was heavy and nearly your size, the box was labelled PX-1A
>On the outside was a few diagrams of the android inside
>You opened up the box and pulled the parts out of the styrofoam casing
>There was the main chassis, the head, the legs, the wings
>All seperate, you briefly looked at its crotch
>Blank, nothing, nada
>Guess they weren't made for sexual
>You still had budgets to do, this was only a distraction
>You checked the instruction manual for assembly
>It was all in fucking korean
>Goddamn koreans...
>You did your best, following the images as best as you could
>With the head attached to main chassis and one leg successfully, you gave up and went to find the instructions online
>You came back to a powered-on drone pony, attempting to put itself together
>It stopped when you walked into the room
>In a squeaky mare's voice it greeted you
>"D-don't worry, master, I can do this." ugh god you hated that voice
>You opened up the online english instructions
>How to change the voice and personality drives
>You rolled PX-1A onto her back and opened up her user modification compartment
>Being literally the first model, she was very primitive
>You switched her main power off and looked around
>There was a switch, and a personality cartridge
>After some more looking, you found the personality cartridge was covered in customization dials
>You moved the switch to male, and looked at the cartridge, tearing it out
>How did you want him to act...?
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>>26816961
DOMINANT
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>>26816961
Does it have to be sexually?
Flexible
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>>26817003
I second this
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>>26816961
>You looked over the cartridge, checking out the various knobs and switches
>Speech could be shut off entirely, intelligence could be adjusted from super-computer to drone
>Free will also had a knob, from sapient to mindless
>Dependence was a knob, all of his senses could be shut off entirely
>There was a red switch labelled emotion
>You looked at it, then at the online book
>It was an experimental feature that might not work
>You switched it on, put intelligence to average parameters, dependence higher than normal, free will was closer to sapience but not fully
>You raised the dom-sub parameters to more dominant
>Set the dere dial to kuudere
>Check the online booklet again
>Download the app for your phone
>Plug the cartridge back in and power him up
>A little jingle plays and PX-1A looks around
>He moves the two legs attached, a foreleg and a hindleg and attempts to stand up before falling over
>He looks at you, silently asking for assistance
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>>26817313
>>26816961
>old model
>PX
>a jingle
Thank you for the sneaky nostalgia
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>>26817543
I might be missing something. What's it referring to?
>>
>>26817313
Will he get to make that featureless crotch less featureless later on?
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>>26817638
Probably
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>>26817313
>You don't do anything
>1A stares for a few seconds before taking the hint
>He grabs the tools and parts and begins to painstakingly assemble himself
>Many times he dropped the parts and had to use his mouth to steady the screwdriver
>Four screws would hold every limb on before it was pulled in and snapped into place
>He dropped the screwdriver for the tenth time, in reaching for it, his hindleg slipped and fell off again
>He cursed to himself and looked at you again, you sat on the couch, watching him struggle to assemble himself
>"C-can you please help me, sir?"
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>>26817730
Guess Soarin should help out...
When can this synth get a real body?
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>>26818125
Real body?
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>>26818125
Are you a real boy, Soarin?
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>>26818376
Are jew a real goy, Anon?
>>
this is kinda gay to be honest
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>>26818410
pls
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>>26742921
of corshe
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>>26817730
Oh my god just help the poor thing you're killing me. He needs some snuggles, so help dammit
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>>26817730
>You sigh and go over to help him
>Unlike him, you were able to assemble the drone in a matter of minutes
>Now just a matter of attaching the plane parts
>You opened up the box, pulling out the styrofoam casing
>1A snuck up behind you and hugged you
>"Thank you, sir."
>Okay... hug was going on a little too long
>Maybe 1A should get his face out of your neck
>He finally lets go and stands still
>You take out the engine and wings and attach them, they snap onto his back and magically bind to it
>Time to get back to budget, fuck
>You head into your office, drone follows after you like a duckling
>"Sir, it's getting late, you should go to bed."
"I can't... Whatever your name is, I have to fit three of you things into the quarterly budget."
>"You can always work tomorrow."
"Except I can't because I have to go to work and deal with the media, and manage the whole goddamn team."
>"Allow me to help you, you really should get to bed."
"I doubt you'll be able to do this." you take a seat and begin to look over the spreadsheets
>"I can do it, now go to bed, sir." he says with a commanding tone
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>>26819935
Awh, he's adorable. Commanding you like he wasn't absolutely helpless a second ago.... Wait, Cute? Go away gay thoughts. Wait... Is it gay if it's a robot?... Are you gay for letting him hug you so long? Augh!
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>>26819935
>SoarinXDrone

I never knew I needed this.
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>>26819935
>You roll your eyes
"Alright. Try not to do anything stupid with it." he head off to bed
>Drone sits down in your chair, folding his wings to fit and starts writing on the spreadsheets
>Go to bed
>You lie awake, knowing you have more shit to get done tomorrow
>Another day, another problem to deal with
>1:13 am, drone opens up the door and walks in, shutting it quietly
>He climbs up onto the bed and curls up at the foot
>2am, fall asleep
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>>26819935
>commanding tone
>sir
Sure you don't want to set the dial to the middle?
Having Soarin be topped by a robot doesn't really fit the whole 'servant' thing he seems to have going...unless Soarin's a power bottom
Assuming1A gets a dick.Cboy robot?...nah.
>>
>you cry into your beer
>"what's wrong Anon? Ya can always tell me, Mare trouble?"
>you hug Braeburn and cry onto his shoulder
>"I-I'm g-gay, I lied about all those mares I slept with in Manehatten, I just wanted to pretend...I wasn't...I wasn't..."
>it's ok Anon"
>>
>>26820303
>lying about banging mares
>not being bisexual master race
Braeburn comforts you while hiding his disgust.
>>
>>26820193
He asked how we wanted the robot act, and two of the three responses were dominant.
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>>26820316
That Anonymous is exclusively a sub bottom.
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>>26820316
>disgust
>not excitement that he gets to break in a virgin sub before anyone else can.
>>
>>26820392
A bottom fucking another bottom isn't a good time. Trust me, I know. Only thing worse is two tops trying to make it work.
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>>26820392
>tfw I am a virgin sub
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>>26820420
Braeburn is a top or a bottom depending on the readers imagination
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>>26820420
just because he's the gayest gay to ever suck a cock doesn't mean he has to always be the bottom, a little Braedom doesn't hurt.
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>>26820445
I want to be Soarin's pet
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>>26820424
Have a superior .gif
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>>26753382
>penis-touching greentext
So did you mean touching a penis or penises touching
[/spoiler]If the latter, I demand another one. With actual penis touching[/spoiler]
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>>26820445
unless you want it to hurt...
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>>26820587
A greentext that you read while touching your penis.
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>>26821584
very true.
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>>26821865
Seeing happy Braeburn makes me sad
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>>26821992
Braeburn should be sad all the time. He's a horny bottom who can't get anything but other bottoms.
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>>26821992
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Kisses Are Cute
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>>26822202
>"Uh...H-hey Anon, I heard that in human culture, it's normal for guys to greet each other with a kiss...?"
>"M-maybe it help you feel more at home if we kissed whenever we see each other?"
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>>26822202
So are spandex outfits that are stretched over a stallion's body and outlining most details of that erect member below, dampening the tip with their pre and making it hug to their belly constantly.
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>>26823231
those are the best
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>>26823231
agreed.
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>>26822409
Gay bats/moths/changelings are back
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>>26822202
I really can't wait for my first kiss with a guy
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>>26824738
It won't be good. Like, not to be mean or anything but unless you hit the jackpot, it'll be pretty awful.
>>
>>26820464
Me too, Anon. Me too.
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>>26824752
Just to know I kissed a guy is all I want
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>>26820152
bump
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>>26820152
>The next morning, you sit up
>Drone is working again
>It smells like fire, pans are clattering in the kitchen
>What in Equestria was he doing?
>You laid in bed and stewed in your contempt
>4 am, two whole hours of sleep
>A few minutes later, drone steps in, opening thebdoor and allowing the god awful scents of his kitchen holocaust to waft in and stink up the room
>Drone is dirty, covered in batter and other kitchen goods, he sets down a hot plate in your lap
>It burned your thighs but had a stack of pancakes on it
>"I learned it today, sir." he held out a container of syrup to pour some but dropped it in your bed
>He froze "I will wash that today."
>You were hesitant to eat his food
>He cut a piece and held it up for you
>You take a bite, it was suprisingly average
>Like a mom who liked to pretend she cooked for her family but actually had no experience
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>>26826996
this is cute
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>>26826996
you putting this in a pastebin, anon?
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>>26826527
>>26827463
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>>26827574
Braeburned is such a good artist.
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>>26827618

shame about him being a sjw/ tumblr special snowflake though.

>You will never track down brae after a con and brutally rape him, using little lube and no condom

Why even live?
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>500 posts
Here's the new thread for when we reach page 9
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>>26826996
Do drones blush if they receive compliments?
I guess "surprisingly average" counts as one...
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>>26827672
shit, forgot to put the link
>>26827676
>>26827676
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>>26827673
yes
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