> ANON SUCKS DICKS
>>26739919
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!
>>26739928
Then stop being a faggot about it
>>26739919
>Twiggy baits /mlp/
>ITT demand for fresh horsecock is quantified
>Bookhorse satisfies kink for statistics
>Profit
>>26739919
SHOVE IT UP YOUR GAPING HORSE CUNT TWATLIGHT
>>26739919
Its been a while since ive seen such good quailty shitposting
>>26739919
>twilight startles the massive beehive hanging right outside her window.
>thousands of bees pour out and swarm her.
>she get stung over a thousand times over the course of a few seconds.
>flailing wildly she falls from her 30 foot high window and hits the ground with a thud.
>she lays there in agony beyond comprehension until the bee venom stops her heart.
>the towns folk pretend they didn't see it and go about there day letting the purple bitch lay there.
>an ambulance comes an hour later.
>the doctor ponies wordlessly throw her into the cart and drive her to the morgue.
>the only one that comes to her funeral is Celestia.
>>26739919
Twiggy piggy wants Hatred in Equestria again huh
My name is not important
>>26739919
It's true though.
>>26739919
>"ANON SUCKS DICKS!" Stupid Purple Hoarse yells.
"WELL AT LEAST I GET FUCKING LAID, YOU INTROVERT DUMB BITCH."
>Stupid Magenta just gives you a sad frown before knocking a nearby beehive right on top of your head.
"NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES, OH GOD!"
>>26739919
What kind of a retard has a massive beehive right outside of there window?
>tfw suck Twilight's futa cock
>tfw she tells everyone while still sucking it.
God *slurp* damn it *slurp* Twilight. *slurp* *slurp*
>>26739919
"I mean you aren't wrong."
>>26740419
kinda hot.
>>26739919
Only once, when you did that futa spell. (You still remember how to do that, right?)
Iwtcits
>>26740419
>"HUMAN BLOWJOB! WOO WOO!"
>"Do you have to yell that every time?"
>>26739919
m-maybe
>>26740469
Allahu akbar
>>26739919
That beehive is dangerously close. I'm surprised she doesn't get her shit wrecked everytime she opens the window.
>>26740644
>>26740419
I want to suck Twilight's futa cock
>>26743231
She'll pretty much yell you love sucking cock while you're at it and probably try to humiliate you in other ways as well.
Still want to suck her cock?