Why are they so perfect?

because they aren't real

>>26726163
I was about to say the same thing.

>>26726115
Is it just me or are Luna and Celestia's legs crazy long?

>>26726241
luna is toleratable but celestia is a fucking alien

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>>26726241
You're imagining things

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>>26726115

>>26726252
Looks more like his eyes are pointed at Sunset to me.

Which would make sense, seeing as they used to be together.

>>26726115
>Luna: "two more years to retirement...just two more years to retirement..."
>Derpy: "Whooopsie, that was a big stinker! Hope they don't catch me!"
>AJ: "...my...GOD...WHAT IS THIS STENCH!?"
>Green guy: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, this shit make me smell weird things.."
>Rarity: "Keeep smiling...a fart won't ruin your perfect pic, keep smiling..."
>Lyra: "...Derpy, come on..."
>Fluttershy: "F-flash senpai is looking at my b-butt..."
>Flash: "Man, that's what I call a giga-ass"
>Sunset: "I HAVE NO SOUL"
>BonBon: "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DERPY!"
>Dash: "I peed in your lockers, faggots!"
>Nerdguy: "Must...keep...my eye...on the cam... Oh, hey there, Vinyl!"
>Pinkie: "Oh boy, can't wait to see Dash face when she realizes I peed in her locker!"
>Celestia: "...maybe I should tell Luna I made up those rules about retirement..."

>>26726276
No surprise that the creator has terrible depth perception.

>>26726115
Only pinkie pie makes a cute human

>>26726393
Not even with that smile. Fuck, looks like she got away with murder.

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>>26726115
>EQG
>perfect

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>>26726115

Remove Flash

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>>26726546

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>>26726115
Fixed.

>>26726115
Pinkie is looking at the boom mic.

>>26726520
"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of high school principals."
-Twilight Sparkle

>>26726115
I like how Fluttershy is basically 2 seconds from dislocating her knees.

>>26726546
Flash Sentry will be friend zone and be expelled in EQG4.

>>26726115
That's a good joke, OP

>>26726115
>>Why are they so perfect?
Because you have no standards.