Zecora Thread

>>26710698
>didnt inb4 correctly
HOL UP!

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>>26710698
Nigger pone is worst pone because she is a nigger.

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>>26710698
>*Smacks Lips*

WE

>>26711080
ARE THE CRYSTAL

>>26711107
METH

>>26711080
ARE IN THE BEAM

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>>26711069
*glass shatters*

>>26711111
nice quints my friend
checked

>>26711116
WHAT

>>26711116
Even the cold stones seem bent on preventing passage.

>>26711128
STEP UP

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>>26711114

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>>26710698
>makes Zecora thread
>doesn't rhyme

one job.

>>26710698
Would Zecora found/support a pony equivalent of black lives matter?

>Derpy gets a second job as a security guard
>She gets assigned to a gated high-wealth Canterlot suburban neighborhood
>can't afford anything more than a Kel-Tec PF9
>spies a young male Zebra named Neighvon
>clearly inner-city riff raff
>Derpy loads one in the chamber and tails Neighvon
>Neighvon confronts Derpy
>Derpy fires one round in self-defense
>Kel-Tec fails to eject
>Doesn't matter because first round stopped Neighvon
>Derpy now subject to ridicule and hatred by Zebra community
>she's forced to go into hiding but ends up filthy rich because of the event's high publicity
>Zebras like Zecora chanting and rioting against Canterlot guard
>"Neighvon was slain by the pony of muffins,
>Neighvon was a good colt, he dindu nuffin!"