Momlestia #30

i like these threads

>>26696513
Momlestia Archive
Every time I look at you anon, all I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
Misc. Threads before they were numbered:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19007684/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#15 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26189238/

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>>26696521
Cozy.

People aren't going to let the other one just 404, though.

Bring on the green my heart is starving for sunbutt.

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>"My god-, I'll explain this ONCE more."
>'..Alls I'm saying is how can I have had a rival since I was an infant?'
>'VERILY, NEPHEW, WE DO NOT TRUST THIS 'POKEMON PROF'.

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>"SOMEONE TOLD ME A LITTLE HULKAMANIAC WASN'T EATING ALL HIS VEGETABLES, BROTHER."

>>26697630
>anon age 29

kek

I missed this thread soo much
>>26697340
"I can explain! I eat meat to be strong like you!"

>>26697660
>"YOUR DAYS OF FORCING GROSS BROCCOLI UPON OUR NEPHEW ARE OVER, THE SUN!"
>"Y2LUNA IS USHERING IN A NEW MILLENNIA!"
>"ONE WITH CANDY AND A LATER A BED TIME! FURTHERMORE, WE THI-"
>'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!'

ump

>>26698149
Why would you bump both threads, you fucking autist.

>>26698189
Not me this time-I didn't even notice this thread when I bumped the other!

Dearest AFTERHOURS, who I presume to be the author of Ten Years,

There's a pizza or a steam game in it for you if I like your happy ending. No giggity.

Don't disappoint me.

Anonymous

There was a good bit of green from one of the moon day threads a few weeks ago about Luna and Anon right after Celestia adopted him as a baby. She was indifferent and even disliked him until she looked into his dreams and then she did a complete 180. The writefag said he would continue and post it here. Anyone know what I'm talking about or have that green?

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>"Why don't you run along and play with some of the guards, sweetheart?"
>'Ok, mommy!'
>Echoes of thunderous footsteps reaches the barracks
>'Oh no..n-no, no, not again!'
>'THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! SAY AGAIN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PREPARE YOURSELVES, MEN!'
>"Hi, Mr. Shiny! Hey, Mr. Sentry! My mommy said I could come play with you guys again!"
>A terrified Shining Armor levitates a catatonic Flash in front of him
>'P-PLEASE, YOUR HIGHNESS, TICKLE HIM FIRST!'

>>26698744
I know nothing if this, but I want it badly.

>>26698744
> Anyone know what I'm talking about
I do. It was a good green, but I'm not sure if the writer meant to continue it. And it focused more on Luna than Celestia.
> or have that green?
Here: http://pastebin.com/Xwma5YZe

>>26698189
>>26698292
Speaking of...
If someone hadn't noticed, we are continuing from this >>26650842 unofficial /mom/.
There have been a couple of green prompts, I hope the writefags will continue here.

Also, huge hype for Ten Years continuation. AfterHours please show up.

>>26699041
That's the one, thanks. I know it's more Luna centric, but it's Aunt Luna. Momlestia has, to me at least, been about Prince Anon stories and the interactions there in.

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>"Hey, mom, we're out of chewy chips ahoy agai-..."
>"..Oh you're fucking dead, Twiggles."

>>26700341
Wrecked

>>26699041
That's a sweet story. Wonder where that guy got off to.

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>"Auntie..did my mom tell you wearing that was a good idea."
>'Indeed she did, Nephew. Why do you ask?'
>"..Was she smiling when she said it."
>'She was, why is that important?'
>"Oh my poor, trusting, auntie.."

I want Celestia to be my mom with benefits.

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>>26701482
I was never good at writing lewds, I just do alot of short greens.

Night, /mom/.

>>26701482
Mom is affectionate. She "tucks you in" every single night with a warm smile on her face.

Goodnight bump

Oh hey /mom/'s back. I better get some green going.

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>You are walking to the gym, at the same time you're wondering why your mom and aunt wanted you to go there after school ended.
>You're about to find out since you just arrived.
>You own the doors with the key mom have you and enter.
>All the lights are out, maybe you're early.
"Mom? Aunt Luna? You guys here?"
>"Yes, please close and lock the door."
>Your aunt says.
>You question it, but still do as she requests.
>"Sunshine, do you remember when we told you we were once in a band, and that you said we should get back together and play again?"
"Is that what this is about? Yeah, I think it would do you guys good to stay playing again. You guys going to play but are embarrassed about others seeing so you want to do it here?"
>"Indeed. Consider yourself fortunate to be the first to witness the triumphant return of..."
>The lights come on and you are left speachless as you see your mom in a slave Leia costume and your aunt in just her underwear.
>"The Sex Slaves!"
>Theu see your confused expression and your mom clears her throat.
>"Now I know what you're thinking, 'How can they be the Sex Slaves if they're both not wearing the slave outfit?' And you'd be right."
>She says looking over at Luna.
>"And why is that?"
>"Because it is at the cleaners, sister."
>"Because it's at the cleaners, yes."
>That wasn't at all what you were thinking, but now that's all you can notice.
>"So please look past that minor wardrobe issue and enjoy this 'exclusive' show."
>She says with a wink.
>You look up at them and then to the lone chair in the gym.
>It's not like you've anything better going on right now, might as well let them relive some of their youth.
>You walk over and sit down, at the same time noticing large grins on each of their faces.

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>>26704390
>EQG universe
>>>/trash/

>>26704390
>they start singing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoLI9FHmV90

goodnight bump

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>"YOU TAKE DAT FRIGGIN' DALLAS JERSEY OFF DIS INSTANT, ANONYMOUS."
>'Face it, mom, with Coughlin gone, you guys will never get back to the big game.'
>"GROUNDED!!!"

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Twiggy Piggy ate my tendies! Take away all her Pretty Princess Points and add them to my Good Colt Points!

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>"Twilight, please, I've heard quite enough."
>'B-but Princess, it's all true!'
>"I'll not hear of it! Does THIS look like the face of someone who'd switch out all the flour at sugar cube corner with powder cocaine?"
>'Yes! He even-'
>"ENOUGH! Another word against my son and you'll see the dungeon for slander against the prince!"

idea for a prompt: celly is kinda after getting grandchildren since flurrys birth and trys to bring twilight and anon together

>>26705864
These always give me a giggle.

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>>26706607
>"...Twilight. Do you remember that talk we had about personal space."
>'..Your mom said we should study together.'
>"My mom also says cake is a food group and that Boston is the best rock band ever."
>'M-more than a feelin'..'
>"I'm going to call the cops."

>>26706700
kek

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>"OHAYO, ANONYMOUS-KUN!~"

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>"Y-your mom's hot!"
>'..I'm sorry, I had something funny in my ear, what was that?'
>"Uhh he said your mom-"
>"HEHEH d-don't be silly, Snips, I was-, I sneezed is all! Yep, pesky allergies."
>"..No, I'm pretty sure you said his moms got an ass you'd like to eat all your meals off of, Snails.."

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mom issues bump

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>"I'm so glad you suggested that I pull out the old family albums. I haven't seen some of these pictures in ages."
"I'm just glad you had them Princess. It's wonderful to see artifacts from the royal family."
>"Artifacts? I'm not that old Twilight."
"I didn't mean- uh... oh look, is that Prince Anonymous?"
>"Why yes it is. He looks so adorable there, and so little too."
"What's going on there?"
>"Oh that. Well that was part of his naked phase, every child had them. Just look at that cute little butt of his."
>"Hey mom, have you... is that the photo album? I thought I hid all of those."
>"That was why it was so hard to find. Come sit down and look at your pictures sunshine."
"H-hello Prince Anonymous."
>He looks right at you.
>Eye contact, that's an improvement.
>"Never mind, I'll be with aunt Luna."
>Proncess Celestia sighs.
>"He was so cute."
"You know... an age spell could fix that..."

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>>26708374

>>26708374
an age spell aint gonna stop me from kicking you in the twat sparkleass

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>Page 9

Quick, what do you think Mom would like as a Valentine's present? Something cute or a little more serious, like a night out or something?

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>>26709029
Tickets to one of Motley Crue's many farewell tours.

>>26709029

Something homemade.

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>>26709029
>Anon tries to take Mom out to dinner one night
>can't take her anywhere nice because he spent most of his allowance on stupid shit
>Mom realizes that he's worried about that
>arranges under the table for the establishment to make a big production out of it
>acts all surprised that Anon would go through all the work to set something like that up
>most of her fun that evening comes from the relief and wonder on her son's face

>>26709352
>Implying you wouldn't be saving up or selling some of your toys and or comics to treat mom to a nice night out.
>She is surprised when he is able to pay the full amount for dinner but doesn't ask how.
>The rest of the night goes similar to that until they get back to the castle and she tucks Anon into bed.
> She sees an empty space in the room where he normally keeps his favorite toy.
> She asks him about it and he reluctantly explains he sold it so she could enjoy the night and he could treat her.
> She is practically moved to tears at his selflessness but doesn't let him see.
> She spends the rest of the night and following day trying to find and buy back Anon's stuff.

>>26709530
>mary sue perfect feels
eugh/10

Anyone feel like shopping this so it's mom instead? Maybe the face to a calmer expression as well?
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>"Dad!"

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bampo wampo

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Man it's been a long day. I've been up for about 18 hours and have been working a fair amount of that. I saw /mom/ was back and decided to post a quick update to let you know I'm alive and that this is being worked on. I know it's short but I hope you like it. Continued from http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM

-Anon-
>You groan and slowly open your eyes.
>It’s at this time, you discover you’re lying face down on the ground.
>You also realize you have a massive headache.
>You carefully get into a sitting position while rubbing your head to try and alleviate some of the pain.
“My head is killing me… what happened?”
>You try to piece together the previous events in your head.
>You remember talking to your mother, darkness, and then blinding light.
>Guess they hit you with the elements.
>You start to look around to see how your mother is doing.
>It’s then that you notice the ill kept brick wall before you and the sound of traffic bombarding your ears.
>Oh no!
>Panic sets in and you feel your heart start beating faster and faster.
>You frantically look around and discover you’re back in the alley on earth.
>Not again!
>You get to your feet as quickly as you can, ignoring the pain from your throbbing head, and run down the alleyway.
>Maybe you’re imagining things.
>Maybe you’re still home.
>A lot of alleyways look the same right?
>But with each step you take, your hopes are dashed to pieces.
>Garbage, graffiti, the sounds of cars are all unmistakable signs of where you truly are.
>But still, you desperately cling to the sliver of hope you have.
>You exit the alley and see cars driving by and people going about their lives.
“No…”
>You say to yourself, just above a whisper.
>And with that, you feel the hope you were clutching disappear.
“No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!”
>You cry out to no one in particular.
>The feelings of sadness and loss are quickly replaced by anger and rage.

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>>26710709
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, maan

>>26710709
“Goddamnit. God-FUCKING-DAMNIT!”
>You yell and kick over a trash can on the sidewalk, spilling its contents on the ground.
>Several people seem shocked by your outburst, but you don’t care.
>Maybe you’re dreaming!
>You turn and run back into the alley.
>Maybe this is just a nightmare like before.
“Aunt Luna?”
>You call into the sky, but receive no response.
“Aunt Luna, please… please tell me I’m asleep and that this is just a bad dream.”
>You look all around in hopes you’ll see her walking towards you.
>But you don’t see her, and silence is the only reply you hear.
>Maybe… maybe the portal’s still open.
>You race to stand where you think you were the other night.
>Closing your eyes, you stand in place just as you did before.
>Just as before, you hope to smell wild flowers and hear birds to signify your return home.
>But all you can smell is rancid garbage and any birds near you are being drowned out by car horns and the general noise of the city.
>All of which is an unpleasant reminder of where you truly are.
>Maybe you got the spot wrong.
>You quickly step to one side and look to the sky, again hoping to be transported away.
>And again, you remain where you are.
“Maybe it was here… or here…”
>You say while stepping to other spots you hope will bring you home again.
>But none do, and soon you have exhausted every possible place in the alley.
“No…”
>You whisper as you feel the last little thread of hope snatched away from you.
“Not again…”
>You press your back against one of the buildings and slowly slide down into a sitting position.
>The full weight of the situation begins to catch up to you, and you’re filled with a sense of overwhelming loss.

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>>26710922

>>26710922
>Your eyes start to water and it isn’t long before tears freely fall and run down your cheeks.
“Mom…”
>You sniffle and wipe a tear away with the back of your hand.
“I can’t… not again.”
>You sob and think about spending another ten years away from home, away from her.
>Bitter memories of the last decade flood into your mind.
>You silently wonder if it would have been better if you didn’t return home at all the other day.
>Maybe then this wouldn’t hurt so much right now.
>You close your eyes and continue to weep.
>It might have been better if you stayed home that night or stayed at work, then at least you wouldn’t know you could have returned and seen her again.
>Then you would have been ignorant to the sheer joy you felt when you got back where you truly belong.
>After all, ignorance is bliss.
>You would never have gotten to hear her voice.
>You would never have gotten to hear her tell you she loved you again.
>No, you quickly dismiss the thought.
>It was good that you got to see her again, no matter how brief it was.
>You were given a chance almost no one ever gets.
>A chance to see your mother who you thought you’d never see again, tell her you love her, and hear her say she loved you.
>That’s a priceless gift you’ll treasure forever.
>Also, this confirmed you aren’t crazy and that you can get back home again… in another ten years, but you can still get back again.
>You try to envision your mother in your mind.
>Her face, her hair, her smile, the sound of her voice, everything.
>If you’re going to be away from her again, you want to make an effort to remember every last detail about her.
>You smile thinking about her, and you know she wouldn’t want you to wallow in self-pity and depression.
>You need to pull yourself together for her.
>This was what you thought might happen when you told the elements to hit you instead of her.

>>26710964
>This was what you thought might happen when you told the elements to hit you instead of her.
>You hoped it wouldn’t happen, but it did, now it’s time to suck it up and deal with it.
>No amount of crying or words can take you back home right now, so it’s time to move on as best you can.
>You stand back up and ty to wipe your tears away.
>It won’t be easy.
>But hey, if a ten year old boy can do it, then a twenty year old man can definitely do it.
>Better get back to your apartment and try to regroup.
>You look around the alley but can’t find your backpack.
>You realize that you left it at Twilight’s before you all went to the castle.
>Which means you’re out a laptop and whatever else was in it at the time.
“Well fuck. But really, that’s about par for the course at this point.”
>You say with a sigh, and more than a little frustration.
“So what do I have then?”
>You dig in your left pocket and find your keys, your phone is in your right, and your wallet in your back pocket.
>Luckily, force of habit caused you to grab them before you left Twilight’s.
>Looking at your phone, you see a new message.
>Makes sense since you have a signal now.
>You have a feeling you know what it is.
>Dialing your voicemail, you mentally prepare yourself.
>”Hello Anonymous, this is Mandy in H.R. Unfortunately, due to your no call no show, we have decided to terminate your-“
>You hang up before she can finish.
>Welp… that just made your already horrible day worse.
>It’s getting real hard to keep trying to be positive when shit like this keeps happening.
>Better get back to the apartment before something else happens.

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>>26710976
WELP'...
Calling it now that he won't even have his apartment to go back to.

>>26710976
That's it for tonight, sorry that's all and for the upload delay. The captcha are giving me some trouble this time for some reason. I might even finish this by the the end of this thread. Night all.

>>26711040
It's always appreciated, friend.

>seriously consider a daki
>lewd, lewd everywhere
>part of me just wants a momlestia daki to hug

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>"Hello, my love, you weren't thinking of cutting out on your lessons, W-WERE YOU?"

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>>26710976
Goddammit

Good night /mom/...
Love you

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>>26704390
More? My dong needs this green to expand again.

>>26709352
>arranges under the table surprise.
>Yes.That kind.
>happy and better ending.

>cyborg anon

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>>26710976
Oh YES you're back. I've missed this story. Amazing as always. Feels hit hard.

>>26710976
Hah, called it in the last thread.
I wonder if the rest of it will happen the way I thought too.

>>26712739
aren't you that guy who suggested that in the end anon finds a girl and decides not to go back, right?
I would not survive an ending like that.

>>26712760
Yeah. That was me.
MY BODY IS READY

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>>26709939
Oh shit dad's home! Lock up your mares! Get mom!

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>>26709939
OK honestly what does celestia see in him

>>26712273
Meh

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Any /mom/fag out there except me that got some lewd green capped?

>>26710976
see >>26698311

My wife and I just put our son down for a nap and she sang you are my sunshine to him to help settle him down. It made me smile.

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>>26713393

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http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

FOR PURE SOLAR WORSHIPERS ONLY

>>26713393
>>26714010
Ah, the good ol' times of momlestia lewd/oedipal greens... the fetishes... good memories.

>>26708374
>>"Why yes it is. He looks so adorable there, and so little too."
No, Mommy said I'm a big boy!

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>>26713393
Wonder if Canterlot has a Fredericks' of hollywood.

early bump

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>>26696513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joO3jyU67TI

"It appears that Mane6's discovery last night was not an anomaly. Large Changeling deployments have occurred undetected, and we are now under attack across Equestrian territory, including Lunar defenses. As per the Hearthwarming Contingency, we are countering on every front. Mane6 reconnaissance has also identified sophisticated Changeling army hiding canopies, and has been pinpointed what's believed to be a landing zone for additional Drone forces, the origin of which is yet to be determined.

Commander Shining Armour out."

>>26714759
>"trust me mom. Human warfare is your best hope here"

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>>26714759
>Chrysalis: i have an Army
>Celestia: we have a Human

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>>26714759
>>26714769
>"Nuke it from orbit."

>>26714805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg

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>"You're GOING on that date with Twilight, young man."
>'Heh. That's what you think, mom.'
>Anonymous quickly makes several hand signs before disappearing

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>"Young man you get over here right now and help your mother!"
>"I-I'm sorry sweetheart. You know how it is... the tailors just never seem to make the undergarments right-- They're just so tight sometimes!"

>>26715282
>"but mom, did you forget what twilight spergle did to me? shouldn't we hate her?

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>>26715345

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>>26715345
>"Hee hee, thanks sweety. So, later this week, Photo Finish asked if I could model in her upcoming summer beach album! Can you believe that? Your old Mother actually being a swimsuit model?"
>"Ah... I guess there's more than a few stallions out there who find older women pretty. What poses do you think I'll have to do? Something like.... this?"

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>>26715454
>>26715345

>>26715454
>"M-maybe slip one of those stockings half off.."

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>"Dun dun nun dunnn, dun de dun.."
>'Mom, you don't need to hum the 'Daring Do' theme' everytime.'
>"Oh but you used to love riding on my back and doing that when you were younger."
>'I'm like 31 now, mom..'
>"Shush, you're still a child to me. Oh, hello down there, Twilight! Anonymous, say hi!"

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Why won't you love me, Anonymous?

>>26716513
>making Twilight work for it
This I have never considered in all my 5+ years of waifufaggotry
I'm in

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>"Mmm, shunshine, has mommy ever told you how handshome you are?~"
>'I think that's enough 'beverages' for one night, mom..and yes, several times.'
>"Oh..I..I'm shorry..*sniff*..m-my boy is embarassed by his mother! WAAAAHHH"
>'What? Mom, no, I didn't mea-'
>"NUNUNUN, YOU-, YOU'VE SHAID QUITE ENOUGH, MISHTER GROWN UP MAN..*hic*"
>"I'll..*sob* I'll just g-get my things and go."
>Mom materializes a suitcase with her cutie mark on it and begins filling it with liquor bottles and cakes
>"Y-YOU WON'T HAVE THIS OLD MARE TO 'CRAMP YOUR STYLE', DUUUUDE"
>She turns to address the rest of the party
>"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE COOL, and fuck you, I'm out."
>She opens a door with her magic and stumbles out the party
>'Mom, that's the closet..'
>"AND IT'SH DARK...L-LIKE MY FEELS..*hic*"

>>26716513
Fuck you, Sparkle, you know what you did you purple fucking spaghetti nigger whore!

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>"Are you picking up anything from Anonymous's world, Luna?"
>'Neigh, sister, just local chatt-..oh dear, t-this is most serious!'
>"What? Luna, what is it?!"
>'SISTER, RELAY THIS TO ANONYMOUS AT ONCE!'
>"RELAY WHAT!!"
>'YON VIDEOS, THEY HATH KILLED THY RADIO STAR!'

>>26717620
I'll admit I kek'd. Well played.

>>26716513
“Quit it with the shit Sparkle, you and I both know what you really want AND it’s Prince Anonymous to you.”
>”What are you talking about? My feelings have always been the same since we were kids, even after I became a princess myself, my heart is still yours.”
“Are you saying it's a coincidence that it was precisely during that time that my mother gave me *that*?”
>Her nose scrounges and her eyes dart side to side.
>“I-I don’t know what you mean.*that*? Surely you aren’t implying I’d give myself mind and body to someone for the rest of my life over *that*”
>You glare at her as you take a bite out of your cake.
>You and Sparkle have known each other ever since mom took her as an apprentice, having her classes with you.
>Not once did Sparkle show any interest in you.
>That is until your 12th birthday, when mom gave you her most treasured book as a gift.
>Suddenly it was “Prince Anonymous” this and “Anonymous~” that
>It didn’t help that mom was pushing for you two to actually become an item.
>Not outright forcing it, but urging you with coos, praises, teases and play dates.
>Even when you took up the saber and taught yourself how to use it mom would come along with “Oh~ how elegant and dashing, dear, are you planning to impress a certain young mare?”
”I’m telling you now Sparkle Butt; no matter what you do, no matter what you say, I’ll never let you peer into that ancient tome.”
>”Gah, why are you such a jerk!? I-I actually do love you, you royal ass!”
“Keep those feelings to yourself then, silly horse, you’ll never read it.”
>You actually make a point of hanging the book over her head though, every time she achieves something, you’re always there to tell her that no matter what she does for the rest of her life, her pursuit of knowledge will forever be lacking because she will never peer into your mother’s deepest musings put to paper.

>>26718730
>*knock* *knock*
>The door to your room creaks open slightly and your mom’s head appears from the side, her mane flowing and a hoof covering her eyes.
>”Anon, dear, I hope I’m not interrupting you two from indulging in yourselves…”
“M-Mom.”
>Even though she covered her eyes she still peeks.
>All she sees is a flustered Sparkle and you lazing around having cake and tea.
>“Oh, did I miss it? Are you two recovering to get back at it? Ah~ to be young… I can come back at a later time...”
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
>You can’t be angry at your mother’s antics.
“Can I help you mother?”
>”Oh, “mother” is it? Ohohoh~ trying to act posh in front of a mare hmm?”
>”P-Princess Celestia…”
“Mmooom.”
>”Alright, alright, I came to tell you that the package you ordered has arrived and is now being scanned for any threats, I’m going to afternoon court now, just wanted to see how you were faring.”
”We’re fine, thanks mom.”
>”Have fun you two.”
>With that, she leaves.
>Silence.
>”Anonymous please, let me see it!”
“Fine.”
>You stand up and walk to your night stand; you take a thin book from the drawer.
>”You keep it in your night stand!? Are you insane? Whatever knowledge this book holds should be protected and secure!”
>You hand it to her.
>She gleefully levitates it and brings it close.
>You can see in her expression that she’s dreamed of this moment for many years, almost half her life.
>You crack a smile.
>”No title, but the cover is quite worn and shows incredible age…”
>She puts it down on the low table and cracks it open, nose flaring as she takes in the smell of old musty book.
>She shivers.
>Damn nerd.
>She begins reading the contents out loud.
>”Prince or Princess, King or Queen; for whomever this book owner might be they shall forever be of Equestrian royalty.”
>Sparkle looks at you, you urge her on with a blank stare.

>>26718730
>it's actually a mad libs book

>>26696513
do you mean Molestia?

>>26718750
>”A day might come when I, Princess Celestia, might one day become lost in a forest and turn feral, as such I wrote this to help me help you help myself in the event that it indeed happens. I want you to read this passage to myself to ease me back into civilized society; Dear Celestia, if you are hearing this, then that means I’ve gone feral so I’ll tell you this… RUN, FLEE DO NOT FALL FOR THE LITTLE PONY’S TRICKS THEY WILL ENSLAVE YOU! BE FREE BE FREE NEIGH NEIGH NEEEEI-“
>Sparkle looks at you blankly.
>”What is this? It’s nothing but page after page of “In case this happens to me you must do this”, half of it doesn’t even make sense! “In the event that my wings are broken, my magic fails me while I’m in a dingy lost at sea…” This is all incredibly specific!”
>You keep smiling at her.
>”Oh this is a joke! It’s a decoy filled with nonsense.”
“It is what it is.”
>That is actually the book.
>You knew she wouldn’t believe it, so now she will forever torment herself trying to find something that doesn’t exist.
>You cackle madly.
>You now have her doing all the work!
>“Anon you jerk!”
>She tackles you to the fluffy carpet and pins you down.
>”Tell me where the real book is!”
“You will only truly reach enlightenment when deep down you realize, there is no book.”
>Her cheeks burn in anger.
>You just lay there giggling like a school filly at how butt blasted this purple pony is.
>Suddenly the door opens.
>”HONORED NEPHEW WE HAVE HEARD! THINE PACKAGE HAT-“
>Aunt Luna blushes as she sees a red faced Twilight Sparkle straddling you on the floor.
>No words are exchanged.
>Luna slowly retreats and closes the door.
“W-Wait it’s not what i- Ah forget it. Get off me Twiggle Piggle!”
>”Don’t call me that!”

That's it.

>>26718769
Ehh, either works for me

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>>26718774
>spoiler

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>"Seriously, mom?"
>'Whaa? No, that's ignorant, I'm not mom, I'm Ms. Jefferson. I'm a lil pony'
>'HOOO!! SH'MON!! OHHHHH!!!!!!!!'

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"Weren't mommy & auntie such lookers in our younger days, sweetheart?"
>'Y-you still are..'

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>>26701482
I can relate to this feel on such a deep level.

Has anything like it been made ITT?
Or are there any pastebins of it?
Both?

>>26720599
ALOT of the earlier threads, which you'll find up top in the archived threads, had just that.

>>26720644
Anyone got any caps?
Luna works just fine too, either one of them.

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>>26721012
I just told you where to find them, retard, not going to fucking kill you to do the work yourself.

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>>26721047
Look nigger theres like 30 threads and each one has like 300 posts and I've only found like 5 posts that had anything sexual and they werent even full on sexual they were lewd

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>>26721074
Ehh you'll find what you're looking for if you're persistent.

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>"Twilight's waiting for you outside, sweetheart."

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Night, mom, auntie.

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>>26721471
>tfw you will never sleep soundly sandwiched between them both

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>>26721489
I hate to admit it but it hurts
Anyways, good night /mom/... love you.

>>26721074
Not sure if this is what you're looking for. I just randomly picked an old thread and scaned for some green https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19390548/#19407641

It's hard without knowing what you're looking for exactly. We've had /ss/ green, adult anon green, even a kid anon in a three way with Celestia and Luna who thought he was royalty because he wore a burger king crown. I don't have the green off hans but I remember it. Also do you want human or pony /mom/? All of these things will determine what you want, but since we don't know that's why the other guy said to look for yourself in the earlier threads. As I said, I'm not sure of the link I have is what you want because I just randomly grabbed an old archive and just looked through the green till I found some lewd/sex. If it isn't, then whatever because I'm going back to bed.

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>>26717339
Oh poor milfy celestia. She just wants her son's affections

>>26696513
I want to be sucked into her womb and have her uterus turn me into her foal.

Then I wanna suckle on her tits and be hooked on her milk forever

>>26722158
if you haven't read them already, there are some greens about that in the linked pastebins

>>26722573
Stick the umbilical cord in me

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>>26722722

>>26722783
Mmmm sweet mommy tendrils

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>>26722783

>>26719332
so lovely. If only there were more drawfags sticking around here

>>26722158
see >>26714044

>>26717620
Now I need to listen to that song...

I'm not mad about that.

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>>26721994
pony /mom/ only
pony /aunt/ works fime too

/ss/ is fine but teenage/adult is even better

>>26723923
http://youtu.be/Iwuy4hHO3YQ

You're welcome.

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>"WHAT'D I FRIGGIN' TELL YOU ABOUT WEARIN DAT JERSEY IN MY PRESENCE!"
>"TAKE DAT THING OFF AND PUT ON THE BART OATES JERSEY I GOT YOU, WE'RE GOING TO SEE THEM RETIRE STRAHAN'S NUMBER."
>"I swears, you must get dat bad taste from ya Aunt.."

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>>26723819
I am not even halfway through and my soul is being fulfilled with all my desires.

Thank you. Blessed messenger

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>>26714044
>"I swear Celly. you coddle that boy too much, at least if I brainwashed him, he could be a badass dark warrior."
>"Anyway. I came to pick up my CD player, some faggots are challenging me at the Black gate. Toodles"

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>>26724296
What's with all this Sauron being anon's dad thing?
I'm completely okay with this and would be lying if I said I didn't want some green of this but how did this came about?

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>>26724336
I thought it'd just be a fun recurring joke.
>"Normie here, normie there."
>"Haha, that's what Anon would be saying about now..*sighs*..ah, I oughta bring him back something nice."

>>26724336
Pretty sure it came about from having a bunch of oneshots written about it back in the glory days of this thread. Before you ask, I can't give links.

>>26724357
Elf sex slaves, preferably female. Anon needs some variety in his royal harem after all.

>>26724401
>"Sir, you've a letter from home."
>'Oh boy oh boy oh boy, bet it's my son, he always asks me how battle's going, curious little bastard-, I KEEP asking the wife to let me bring him, but ahh..'
>'Alright, what've we got her-'
>The letter bursts into flames as a holographic Celestia appears
>"SO HELP ME IF YOU BRING HOME ANY MORE ELVEN SLUTS FOR OUR SON, I WILL PUT THAT ONE RING SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT NOT EVEN-"
>'Eh..hehe, that's uh..that's my wife, guys. Love of my life, as it were, heh.'

>>26724445
kek

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>"Ready for the beach, sweetie?"

>>26724445
Adding the word "sluts" after the word "eleven" seems unnecessary.

>>26724357
>>26724296
I firmly enjoy this.

>>26710976
Isn't he still a ten year old?

>>26724445
So it's the one ring sauron's wedding ring? And the whole Lord of the rings. Is actually about him just trying to get it back before his wife celestia finds out he lost it?

>>26724904
I didn't think about that.

Maybe the elements changed him back

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>>26724933
Kek
nice dubs

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>"D-dad, look! I'm all ready, too! Can I come with you?"
>'Oooh I dunno, sport..'
>Little Anonymous hangs his head
>'You might scare the enemy right off the battlefield! You'd put your old man out of a job with that scary mug, kid!'
>Anonymous 'Grrrr's best he can and tries to raise the sword
>"I'll tell ya what though, I'm gonna bring you back some dwarvish armor about your size and you can practice with that. Sound like a plan?"
>'Yay! Mom, mom, dad sai-'
>"Nonononono, shshshshshhhh..l-let's uh, let's just let this be a thing between you an your old man, huh? Your mom has that ca-raaaazy idea that it's baaaad for you" Dad says sarcastically wagging his finger and shaking his head
>'D-dad..'
>"Right behind me, isn't she?"

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>>26724933
>It turns people invisible so he can sneak out and do man things with his friends without Celestia noticing

>>26724936
He would have addressed that by now wouldn't he. I think he's waiting for a big reveal of "OMG I'm unless" kind of thing.

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>>26724973
>>26724973

>>26724972
pls make a full green about whipped dad-sauron and momlestia raising anon im losing my sides already

>>26724972
Kek

>Anon comes out as a cross dressing sissy to Celestia
what happens?

>>26724996
He did mention that he was twenty years old and not ten this time around after coming to the human world again

>>26724296
>>26724357
>>26724891
>"I swear Celly, you coddle that boy too much, at least if I brainwashed him, he could be a badass dark warrior."
“Don’t be silly, as a mother, coddling is my bread and butter, you are the one that should be here for the rest, after all…”
>The tall Dark Lord just dismisses your, quite unsubtle, plea for him to take a more engaging role as a parent.
>”Where’s my whelp at?” he bellows.
>”I’m right here father!” the little boy cries as he jumps up and down in front of him, barely even reaching the Dark Lord’s stomach.
>“Celly, where’s the kid?”
>You smile at this.
>”Father! Right here!”
>”Guess he won’t be able to see me for a few.”
>”Come on father I’m right here!” Anon clutches himself around Sauron’s greave.
>Deciding enough’s enough the dark lord dislodges the boy and sets him down before kneeling to get at least closer to some semblance of eye level.

>>26725019
I second this

>>26725033
>”Damn kid you’re a stealthy little bugger, huh? Should drag my filthy Spymaster here to learn a thing or two.”
>Anon chuckles bashfully, a voice sounding quite distorted for a child.
>”When will you teach me how to fight father? I want to bend weaklings to my will and make minions out of them!”
>”In due time whelp, with patience you’ll be leading armies and conquering lowly filth day and night! You have the makings of a Dark Lord in you, and I won’t expect less than a headcount in the tens of thousands from my kid.”
>”I’ll create entire rivers out of the blood of my enemies, you’ll see!”
>How did you end up with these two bloodthirsty beasts?
>Sauron pats Anon’s head before pulling himself up.
>"Anyway, I came to pick up my CD player; some faggots are challenging me at the Black gate. Toodles"
>With that, he leaves.
>”Dad’s so cool! I want to go with him next time!”
>You pick him up with magic.
“When you’re older, now it’s time for breakfast.”
>”Can I have pancakes!? Please?”
“Sure, anything for my little lordling.”
>Try as you might, you can’t turn your child into a more peaceful sort it seems.

>>26725032
He may not have noticed to make the reveal more special

>>26725048

>”My lord, it seems our enemies are retreating.”
“Good, gather a detachment of scouts and riders to pick them off, I want them all dead by week’s end.”
>”By your command my lord.”
>Damn right it’s by your command.
>You grow bored.
>You haven’t had a challenge in a long time, you don’t even need to deploy.
>Week, even months long campaigns are nothing but you issuing orders and sitting on your ass.
>In fact the highlight of most of your days, when you don’t publicly execute a “hero” and see morale plummet so far so fast that it reaches the world’s core, comes from the mail you get from your wife and son.
>Your wife is soft, so much so that you’d be amazed if she ever participated in war, that plot tho, it’s no secret that you’d wage all-out war with everything and anything JUST to cup a feel of that flesh.
>Nothing makes you harder than spilling blood for your significant other.
>Too bad she thinks violence isn’t an answer for anything, even with walking reasons like you around.
>Then again, you haven’t so much as pulled a hair out of her subjects.
>Wait…
>Clever girl.
>The boy… well, you won’t ever admit it, but you’re scared for him; surrounded day and night by prancing faggots and being constantly coddled.
>Maybe you should get him a slave girl his own age to do with as he wishes. What is he, 9 by now?
>He should be breaking virgins.
>That’s settled, you’ll get him a slave girl one of these days; impossible to find in the battlefield but you can just take the fairest one from a random village.
>”My lord, you have received postage.” The misshapen sickly filth you call your courier kneels before you and presents a box.
>Geez, you bet it’s another of your wives fruity gifts…
“Bring it here.”

>>26725056
>”At once.” Without lifting its head your courier hands it to you.
>To your surprise it’s from your son.
>You open the box and take out a large fang.
>Quite large really, hard as diamonds too it seems.
>You pull out an envelope with your wife’s royal seal.
>It reads, in poor, boyish scribbles as follows:
>”Father, how are you? I’m fine and so is mother, I have sent you a piece of my first glorious kill; during this winter, I got bored. Is it boring waging war father? I got bored and wandered off. Nobody tells me what to do. I found myself a den of dimwitted mongrels called diamond dogs, after doing what you taught me I had them at my beck and call, with promise of wealth and gems, it was amazing… one thing led to another and I led them all the way to this dragon’s cave and took it out with my minions; the look on mother’s face when I had my minions drag it home along with the little wealth it had… it was a juvenile dragon, but to me it was huge! So now I have its skull hanging over my bedroom’s mantle and had some posh peasant fashion me a dress out of its skin! For mother of course. To you I give one of its fangs, dragon’s here eat gems, they must be quite hard! Maybe you can fashion it into a weapon.”
>You look back at your hand.
>This thing is large, but by no means fit to even be a dagger… you’ll make a letter opener out of it you guess.
>You return to the letter and finish reading it.

>>26725053
But you can't start a family at ten years old anon.

Don't fight this.
It's going to happen, I can feel it.

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>>26725056
>What is he, 9 by now? He should be breaking virgins

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>>26725066
>”PS: I had the staff take a picture.”
>You look inside the letter again and see it.
>In the castle courtyard, surrounded by small bipedal dogs is your boy.
>Arms crossed, short sword stabbed into the beast as he stands atop its dead form.
>You swell with pride.
>Boy shows much promise!
>Forget about some lowly human slave girl, you’ll be getting him an elven girl!
>You rise up from your throne and turn to your nearby generals.
“Look at this! My kid killed a dragon!”
>You show the picture and the large room breaks into guttural roars of celebration.
>Damn, you feel so proud you’ll have your entire army know about it

I couldn't help but picture this Anon looking like pic related as I wrote this

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>>26725026
Obviously she does the sensible thing and cuts of anons penis and gives him a horse pussy

>>26724973
I just wrote out two whole posts worth of text explaining that that's not exactly how it works and that the power the ring gives is dependent on the wearer, even going so far as to theorize on the nature of Sauron and the Maiar themselves with quotes from Tolkien and sources provided to back up what I was saying, but my browser crashed and I lost it all before I could post it.

Fuck, maybe I'll type it all out again after work tomorrow.

>It's 'Take your son to work day'
>You've the chance to see mom and dad at their respective professions
>Mom's already conceded paperwork isn't the most riveting, interesting spectacle and said you may go with your father if that's what you wish
>You really don't want to hurt her feelings though
>"..M-maybe you could come WITH me, though, mom?"
>A small smile makes it's away onto her muzzle
>'It's been ages since I myself felt the rush of battle, sunshine, but I'm not sure your father would want me there.'
>"NONSENSE!" Dad roars an-..is he crying?
>"Oh..t-this is wonderful, my son and my wife wishing to be on the battlefield with me! W-we'll make a day of it!"

>>26725102
>"Mom I'm getting a phantom boner but every time I try to jack off people think I belong on the shot bus. Change me back."

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>>26725102

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>>26725102
Take it to ptfg.

>>26725081
its even better than i imagined

>>26725081
Too bad LOTR elves get so mad that they'll literally die if raped.

>>26725160
what if they are so drugged that they cant help but to want it?

>>26725160
Yea citation needed. I don't remember hearing about that

>>26725160
>Implying that isn't a plus.

>"Hey kid, where's that little elf girl I gave 'ya?"
>"W-Well, t-the thing is... she kinda died?"
>Sauron sips from a mug that says "#1 Dad"
>The liquid spills out and makes a mess of the table as he refuses to remove his helmet for anything.
>"Did you "stab" her with your "sword"?"
>"Yeah."
>"Got me by surprise too the first time around, if you want to keep them around for long you must have them eating from the palm of your hand first; conquer them emotionally before conquering them physically! Don't sweat it, I'll get ya an even cuter one next time!"
>"You're the best dad!"

>>26725217
Supposedly.
>The History of Middle-earth, Vol. 10: Morgoth's Ring, Myths Transformed

>"M-master Sauron, tis been a long time."
>'Luna! How are you?'
>"Prithy, forgive our inquiry if it may seem rather forward, but, d-dost thou have a brother?"
>'Damn, Auntie..'
>'LULU!' Mom shouts

>>26697340
Hold the fuck up, did Stjepan Sejic of Sunstone draw this? The face looks like his style.

>>26725273
>Once Anon matures and takes strikingly like his father Luna starts making subtle advances, because it's the next best thing.
>Anon is too busy going to war with dad and having fun to notice.

>>26725546
Sauron sounds like a great Dad.

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>>26725546
>He doesn't notice but she continues to plan for their future
>Soon she will have him and he won't be able to escape due to not having seen the signs

>>26725546
>>26725577
>"Heey sport, got a minute?"
>'Sure, dad, what's up?'
>"Uh..shoot, well this isn't an..uh, easy thing for me to say as a dad, but..it's about performance."
>'..Am I doing poorly in battle?'
>"What?-NO! Not even. This is about eh..*ahem*..the home front."
>"Have you noticed either your mother or au-..well especially your aunt, acting differently towards you as of recent?"
>'She DOES visit my dreams fairly often, yeah..'
>"Anything else?"
>'Just the other day she said she wanted to show me a night I'd never forget and that she'd-'
>"Heheh, ok ok. Geez, my son the sublime green beast of prey over here."
>"Anyway, um..a man is judged on two fronts in life: the battlefield, and home."
>'Yeah...?'
>"The former is pretty self explanitory, while the latter encompasses things like eh..maintaining 'satisfaction' throughout the household."
>'Dad, are you telling me I need to start 'servicing' Auntie as well as mom?'
>"Yes an-, wait, 'as WELL as mom'? Heh, well I ought not be surprised, you're my son after all."

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>>26725640
oh jeez

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>>26725640
.....and off come the pants

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>>26725546
Sauron is quite the looker, so it's only natural his son takes after him.

>>26725577
If Sauron was my dad, things would be different around here.

>>26725716
>Anon looks in the mirror
>"..Damnit, when are MY sideburns gonna grow in."

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Going to work bump

>>26720158

>>26696513
Is there any green about abusive Momlestia?

>>26726581
i dont think so theres just disturbingly much incest/odipal green with momlestia

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>>26726650
>just disturbingly much incest/odipal green with momlestia
This.
Honestly what the hell? I know where we are and all, but you guys need to tone down on that shit, use another Sunbutt thread for that
Luna is fine, but the supposed mother? Reading about that is awkward as fuck, I cringe at half of the prompts here.

>>26726753
to defend this thread the comfys/feels/ comdeic greens are pretty good though adn make up the majority of the green

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>>26726784
No need to defend it, I'm here aren't I? I also usually writefag a bit every time I pass by.
I'm just saying, oedipal green is most often than not creepy and awkward as fuck, especially when you throw kidAnon into the mix.
It's like peering into the mind of an extreme autist with a mommy complex.
Grown up anon is fine if it's written well enough but yeah... mom/son shit isn't really the best.

>>26726753
>use another Sunbutt thread for that
These threads were born exactly for that. "A story with anon and his mother with a lot of sexual hints" was the very first request in the very first /mom/. The whole feels/tenderness thing came later, when these threads started to appear less frequently. If you take a look at the archive, the early momlestia threads contained mostly incest, unbirthing, lactation and oedipal greens. The /mom/ threads we are having now are completely different from what they used to be (not that I'm complaining about it). The fetishes are part of these threads, they can't just go away.

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>>26727065
>incest, unbirthing, lactation and oedipal greens
unf.

>>26726581
Yes, somewhere in the old threads.

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>>26727065
>unbirthing
>mfw
How this is a fetish I'll never understand.
Not saying for them to go away, just to tone it down.
And I meant if you wanted lewd Celestia to use another thread, obviously this is the place for oedipal green.
Just forget it, lets just drop this and worship Sunbutt, either sexually or non sexually, it's not like it actually affects me.

>>26727148
>How this is a fetish I'll never understand.
Yeah, it's very peculiar. But appreciated nonetheless.
>lets just drop this and worship Sunbutt, either sexually or non sexually
This. Couldn't agree more. No matter what we look for, feels or lewd, /mom/ is here for us.

>>26727080
I'm ok with that.

>>26727148
I'm a little ashamed to say that I felt my dick move a smidge when I read the unbirthing green.

>>26724114
I remember when MTV first came on the air. My mom let me stay up to watch it and that was the first video they played. You know, back when MTV played videos.

>>26729049
I wish I was alive to see the launch of MTV when it happened (as opposed to YouTube archives). As it stands, I was still a little kid when Beavis and Butt-head went off the air (in '97, not 2011), and MTV was beginning to go down the not-music tubes (one could argue that B&B was the catalyst, but even that had the music video riffing segments).

>>26729099
Yeah, I was kind of young then. I was only able to because school wasn't starting for a few more weeks, it would have been 2nd grade for me.

Yes, I'm an old-ass fan of the show.

>>26725126
I like this

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>"Just one dance for your 'old lady', sunshine? Please?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4TGqqAS3BI

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We need some original mommy wincest green ITT

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>>26729996
Ok, just one

>>26724685
Gross mom no hooves

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>>26729996
Slow dancing with a horse would probably be a little awkward.

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>>26718774
more

>>26728275
you're not the only one..

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>"NOT a word, Anonymous. I flubbed a spell, it'll soon wear off."
>'Awww, maybe I like you this way, mom. Look how cute you are!'
>"P-put me down!"
>'Let's fly to the castle!'
>"Anonymo-, oh no, n-no, don't.."
>'Oh I pretty much have to now, ooh I'm gonna tickle that tummy.'

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>>26730299

Good to see /mom/ with content and people talking instead of just bumping.

>>26698311
Well, I hope I don't disappoint then.

>>26724904
He is back to his normal age again. Twilight mentioned that when the entity took him over, it brought him back to his actual age and gave him a horn and wings think Midnight Sparkle but the elements purified him of the entity, but they would have returned him to normal regardless anyway. That was my bad for not explaining it more or having Anon mention it, but to be fair he was going through a lot and he honestly hasn't noticed or thought about it himself.

And as always, thanks for being patient while this story has been slowly continuing and I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it. Here’s a quick update and a bump at the same time.

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>>26710976
>You begin walking, and start to make a mental checklist of things you need to do.
>One of the first things is unfortunately finding a new job.
>Easier said than done.
>You’ll need to replace your laptop and mp3 player too.
>That also won’t be easy because of your new found unemployment.
>…Okay, this is getting depressing.
>Come on, get out of this funk.
>You could write down everything you can remember.
>Who knows, you might be able to make it into a book or something.
>You lose yourself in thought, remembering the wonders of home.
>The literal magic of that world with a little medieval flare thrown in with the castles.
>You are so caught up in remembering, that you barely notice you’re outside your apartment building.
“Huh… guess I was on auto pilot.”
>You step inside and go up to your door.
>You fumble with your keys and unlock it.
>Grasping the handle, you close your eyes and let out a long sigh.
>Opening the door and your eyes, you see everything exactly how it was when you left.
>Least no one broke in while you were gone.
>Little miracles at this point.
>Stepping inside, you close and lock the door behind you.
>You make your way to your couch and sit down.
>Practically collapse onto it is more accurate.
>You had no idea how exhausted you were until now.
>Guess traveling between worlds and getting hit by magic can take a lot out of a guy.
>Reaching into your pocket, you bring out your phone.
>You power it on and go into your gallery.
>Wonder how many pictures you took while you were there, and more importantly if they’re still there.
>Way your day is going, you wouldn’t doubt some Twilight Zone shit like that might happen and all the photos are gone.
>You’re pleasantly surprised to see that this isn’t the case and all the pictures you took are still there.
>Not a lot though, but the point is you still have them.
>Had you known your return home was going to be more of a visit you would have taken more pictures.

>>26734510
>These pics will definitely serve their purpose.
>They’re something to help you remember until you can make it back there.
>You pull up the picture of your mom you took.
>She was, for all intents and purposes, in aw by what your phone could all do.
>You thought it was funny that she was amazed by what has become an everyday thing for you.
>Probably how she felt about you reaction to her magic when you got back.
>Eye of the beholder you guess.
>She sat down in a regal pose looking right at the camera, like she probably had done multiple times for her subjects who wanted a photo.
>But she also had an innocent, pure, and genuine smile on her face.
>You could tell because it looked different than almost every smile you have seen in the last ten years here which were more fake or forced.
>You smile and sigh looking at her.
>Goddamn do you miss her.
>You can only imagine what she’s going through right now.
>You wish there was something you could do, or a way to let her know you’re alright at least.
>But something tells you that you won’t be able to call her up and talk to her.
>You lightly kek at the thought of calling her.
>Like that would work.
>But still, that gives you an idea.
>You go to your contacts list in your phone and start to make a new one.
>Name: Mom.
>Just leave the rest of it blank, and attach her photo to the profile.
>And there you have it, you finally have your mother as a contact in your phone.
>Kind of silly and childish you admit, but it somehow feels right to finally have it.
>You go back to your contact list and see her listed there.
>It’d be weird if someone was looking at your phone and saw it, but fuck them.
>Something catches your attention lower on your contact list.
“The hell is that?”
>You see a contact you don’t remember adding.
“Uncle Discord?”
>How the hell did that get there?

>>26734532
>You didn’t do it and the only other person who even touched your phone was Twilight ad she wouldn’t know how to do it.
>You then remember what he said from the last time you saw him.
>”…if you ever need someone to talk to, just give a call to your old Uncle Discord.”
>It couldn’t be… could it?
>There’s just no possible way.
>But at the same time, you saw him do things that common sense would say was impossible.
>Maybe…
>You press the call button and hold the phone to your ear.
>You feel stupid and ridiculous-
>It starts to ring.
>Your eyes widen and you feel your heart start to beat faster in disbelief.
>After three rings you hear it pick up on the other side, you immediately hear static.
>”Hel…o?”
>A voice can barely be made out through all the static.
“Hello? Is-is someone there?”
>You ask hopefully.
>”An…n is th…t you…”
“Yes, hello? Can you hear me?”
>”…orry going… ough a tunnel…”
“I’m sorry, what was that? I can’t understand you.”
>”Oh it doesn’t matter, I’ll just come to you.”
>The voice says with sudden clarity as the static disappears.
>You pull the phone away and look at it in surprise.
>But you are shocked when you see Discord’s head come out of your screen with crumbled up paper in his paw.
>”Sorry, I couldn’t resist.”
>He says crumbling the paper to make the static noise again.
>You drop the phone and instinctively back away from it in fright.
>You also totally didn’t yelp or scream like a little girl either.
>He smiles and pulls himself out of your phone.
>It’s like watching something out of an old Tex Avery cartoon.
>It would be fine if this was a cartoon, but honestly seeing real life physics altered like this was surprisingly terrifying.
>He sits on the couch across from you and flashes you a toothy grin.
>”Why hello again, Prince Anonymous.”

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>>26734532
>Uncle Discord

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>>26734556

>>26727101
Thanks I'll look into archives.

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>>26725129
>phantom boner

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>>26734556
*hyperventilation amounts of joy*

>>26725081
i wonder if this will be continued

>>26734556
Wow. Damn I missed your story. It really is one of the best I've ever read. My hype for this is bigger than my hype for s6.
Btw, I have your story saved into a MS Word document, because it's easier to read (and because I want to preserve it). With a bit of page formatting, it turned out to be 157 pages long. You are writing a fucking BOOK. And it's fucking awesome.

>>26735504
i hope so

>>26736084
i hope so too

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Bump

bump before bed. G'night mom.

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>>26738444
>"Mommy loves those trips sweety."

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>>26738514

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>"Mommy...i want to be a girl, I want to be a princess"

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>>26739167

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>>26739174
>>26739200
>>26739216
It's dick off time

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>>26739167

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>>26739276
Hold still anon. and say goodbye to your pee pee.


I know you want girl orgasms

>>26739299
>>26739272
I'm only taking it if I get a horse pussy.

>>26739200
>>26739343
Who is this mate tips man

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>>26710964

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>>26705123

bamp

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I want to hug her so badly

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>>26741853

roadtrip anyone?

To attempt to strengthen pony and yak relations they developed the prince exchange program. Problems ensue when Prince Anonymous doesn't act like a yak prince. Yaks try to smash and Twilight thinks rescuing him from the yaks will finally make Anon love her.all according to her plan

>>26742288
Turns out Anon finds yaks more attractive than her.
Serves you right purple sperg!

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>>26734556
I just spent a full minute writhing and giggling in my bed like a ticklish neckbeard. Oh my god, continue.

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>"Mom, how do you adjust for daylight savings time?"
>'Oh ho ho, it's maaagic, ya knoooooowww-'
>"Sorry I asked."
>'NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SOOOOOOO.'

Been habitually dwelling upon Mom's voice for about a week now. Starting to hear multiple people from my dreams in her voice. Even my air conditioner once told me "good night" in her voice.

Feels good man.

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>>26742960
>Even my air conditioner once told me "good night" in her voice
Umm...

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>>26742960
>My air conditioner

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>>26742960
Getting into schizophrenia territory here my man. Inanimate objects probably shouldn't be talking to you.

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>>26742960
Reaction image/zoomed words time?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ddniVGt33z8

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>>26743177

Mom's got a lot of songs and music going on this thread. If only she'd sing more in the show.

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>>26742960
self induced schizophrenia incoming

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>>26743177
>tfw

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>"..I said 'go', Anonymous."
>'NNNNNNNNNGGGHHH!!..HAAAH..NEEEEEEENNNNNNGGH!!!'
>"Sweetheart, are you alright, that vein in your neck is bulging something fierce.."

>>26734556
Need more, bruh.

>>26744908
>mom is a living goddess with incredible strength and magical prowess
>she will lift you up like you were a feather and baby you in public and there's literally nothing you can do about it

>>26745749
>you'd much rather it be mom than auntie
>your kindergarten class was never the same that day your aunt kicked the door from it's hinges and demanded to know 'WHO THE FUCK AMONG YOU SNIVVELING WHELPS CALLED MY NEPHEW A DOODIEHEAD!'

>>26743071
That's what my car keys say too, but they also say dogs can't look up, so you can't trust a word they say.

still hoping for more saurondad

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>>26746165
>"No, absolutely not."
>'But mom, it's already imprinted on me as it's mother!'
>"Anonymous..."
>'H-he could guard the library and keep Twilight out!'
>"Fine, but a pet is a big responsibility, young man."

>>26743071
>didn't see "in my dreams"

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Anonymous edit when

bedtime bump.

>>26741811
It's a shame most momlestia stuff on db involves Spike, Twilight, or both.

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>>26747503
>tfw no momlestia on human

Where is our porn?
Green?
Pics?

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26747925
It was funny, in the early threads, Anonymous was reluctant to accept the momlove. Then that's all we were for awhile. I like how things are now, though.

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>>26696513
I wish to fight for Mother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM

>>26747971
ded?