/swt/-Strange Waifu Thread

>>26694417
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On a scale of 1-10, how strange do your waifus range?

>>26694586
solid 8 at least

I really hope we see more of akaname, she was pretty cool

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>>26694586
My little wiener witch is a solid 5 I'd think, strange but not that strange

Speaking of I should write something of her as well in the near future

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>>26694932

Does Nyx count?

Baba-bu-bubu-mpmp-b-bb-bu-emem-pp-p-p-bu-bu m-m-m mp mp

Shit, you know the general's dying when.

I might be able to type something up later tonight to stave off death, depending on certain things

>>26694907
She's strange, but not exactly pleasant company...

>>26696178
yeah but that made her so intriguing, it's the first thing that is malicious, which makes it intriguing

>>26694932
Writers hump

Trump-sized wall of text incoming

Stonecutters Bridge was as chaotic and cluttered as you’ve came to expect on a late Tuesday night, and the nighttime traffic didn’t help sooth an anxious mind following you home from another day of overtime.

The extra hours were to be expected after you gave your resignation a week ago. Of course the job pay was manageable for a modest lifestyle, but with your years of experience you could branch off to another location and work for more currency. However, the honest truth for leaving was to satisfy your loving fiancée of seven years.

You’ve discussed for the past couple of months on how you both should spend your future together, and your current residence usually became the prime target for arguments. She of course wanted to fly as far away from Hong Kong and the Pacific War as possible, but you didn’t see anywhere else to go. With the Kaiju bringing forth total human annihilation, being a couple of miles from the last line of defense made this area the safest place on Earth, but at this point if the world happens to come to an end, you could at least spend your final moments with her somewhere more pleasurable than a sprawling city.

“Hey! Keep it moving, jackass!” An annoyed driver yelled, wildly honking his horn, signaling you to move between the road space you lost in deep thought.

“Everyone’s always in a hurry.” You chuckle to yourself releasing your foot off the break.

Closing up the ten foot gap, your ensuing thoughts of hopeful prospects were silenced by the harmonized opening of several car doors.
Looking through your front windshield and rearview, you observed the movement of some hypnotized pedestrians leaving their vehicles and steadily walking out to the edge of the bridge, where they glared out to the blackened and habitually placid channel. Others were running in shock to the closest landmass that linked the manmade marvel.

>>26696764
Of course you were dumbfounded at the coordinated and strange behavior, but it didn’t take long to put the severe pieces together. Turning up the volume on your radio, your uneasy thoughts were realized.

You knew this day would come; you just didn’t know where you would be when they did strike.

“Jǐnggào! Jǐnggào! Jǐnggào!” Your speakers blasted giving warnings and evacuations in Chinese that would soon be repeated in your native tongue. “The PPDC has issued a Double Event warning for the city of Hong Kong. Two category four Kaijus have escaped the Breach undetected and were just now spotted by scout helicopters near Waterfall Bay and Kau Yi Chau. We advise you to seek immediate shelter until further information is given. Warning! War-”

Your breaths became short, your heart sunk into your stomach, and your mind erased all the noise that filled the air. Gradually turning to the open ocean, you saw something that no human should ever witness. A mass of unspeakable size formed and displaced the channels waters as it gradually rose, sending shivers down your spine and a stationed vessel to the depths.

Once it fully ascended to its aberrant height, the fallen water revealed death. The creature was inconceivably massive and utterly alien to this plane. Its unyielding frame stayed hunched over, hoisting an oddly large torso supported by two thick short legs. The arms of the creature were long, lean and disproportioned, doing all in their power to move and hold up the abnormally shaped figure. Marks that resembled unorthodox tattoos were riddled throughout its rubbery texture, filled with green bioluminescence that shined and danced like a neon nightmare.

>>26696781
And then there was its head. Along with its irregular body, the head attested to be outlandish and frightening. The skull possessed an elongated shape that could be associated with any sci-fi horror. The beast carried a set of eight eyes, with two far larger than the others, showing no signs of pupils or remorse. The jaw contained four enormous mandibles that could fluently split an oil tanker in two, and inside the horrifying maw were rows of long, telephone pole sized, teeth similar to that of an angler fish.

Without warning, the Kaiju inhaled a bottomless breath to aid a high-pitched dreadful roar that deafened anyone within a couple of miles and shattered the glass of your windows, along with some of the neighboring vehicles. There’s nothing left for you to see and nothing left to do, as the sluggish doom approaches, except for one basic survival tactic.

Run.

Throwing your car door ajar, you sprung out to flee but were immediately yanked to the seat by the buckle you forgot to undue. Popping the clip, you rushed out to the street only to be welcomed with a force that sent you face first to the graveled floor.

“Get out of my way! Run-Run!” The crazed civilian that struck you yelled sprinting alongside a wave of delirious people screaming dread in their innate language.

Struggling to push yourself off the ground, your ears were rapidly filled with sounds of screeching rubber and tons of metal colliding and twisting. Frenzied pedestrians who haven’t left their vehicles were attempting to move the traffic by forcing their way through. This resulted in a makeshift wall of crushed cars that only dampened your chances at escape.

Another ferocious roar from the approaching monster swayed you to shoot back to your feet, until a distressed call from a woman instigated you to turn back.

“Please someone, anyone!” She cried with her body halfway in her SUV. “My baby, she is stuck! I cannot get her out!”

>>26696790
Shaking your head at thoughts that told you to leave them, you navigated though the thick crowd to do the right and foolish deed. Moving near the side of the young woman, you give her a firm shake on the shoulder.

“Ma’am, what is it; what’s wrong!?” You gasped moving into the interior where her little girl lingered, bawling her eyes out.

“The belt to her seat, they are both jammed! I cannot do anything!” She yelps, with a thick
Chinese accent, tears rolling down her cheeks.

Of all the times for something like this to happen! With a surge of adrenaline and a full bodied yank, you pry open the belts and pulled the child out to safety.

“Here you go.” You wheezed handing the distressed girl to an equally distraught woman. “Now let’s get the hell out of here!”

“Thank you, thank you so…Ó, wǒ de shàngdì!”
Her gratitude altered to a shriek of absolute horror.

A body large enough to encompass your entire view began to lift no more than a hundred feet from the edge of the bridge. Untold kiloliters of saltwater descended to the bay below as the goliath fully displayed itself to the hundreds of people meeting there end today.

No, this didn’t make any sense! There should have been time to escape. How did the leviathan reach this distance in such a short amount of time? Unless. Only one grim conclusion made logical sense.

It was the other Kaiju.

>>26696812
The situation is abundantly clear; you’re not leaving this tragedy with your life. As your mind started to race at the cold truth of your circumstances, you couldn’t help but eye every last detail of a giant that would’ve been considered a fantasy years ago. Rising up to be neck leveled with the bridge, the Kaiju from what you could tell was quadruped by nature, and as for its animistic features, these were not so alien. Turning your head to one that matched the volume of a small office building, the monster’s muzzle respired out deep and steady tempo breaths with enough pressure to haze the water that remained in its lungs.

The monstrosity exhibited a snarl, decorated with sedan sized teeth prepared to crush anything this world had to offer its ceaseless hunger. Attached to the top of its pate, and what appeared to structure its tail, were abundant strands of pseudo-hair as thick as a power line cables. The prominent attribute of these fibers were the speckles of cyan bioluminescence that flickered like a bundle of led light strips.

One who truly respected the pure beauty of the organic world would be engrossed by such a natural light show, if they were a mile away. Being less than a football field apart made this sight horrific.

The uncanny animal remained parallel to cable-stayed bridge, which made observing the rest of the facial features difficult; needless to say you shouldn’t have desires to. Before you could make out any more defining characteristics, the Kajiu-like horse faced the opposite direction of the populace within its reach. Instead it bared its intimidating fangs and low grimacing growl directly at the other behemoth.

>>26696837
The approaching first monster stopped, at what you assumed about a thousand feet, twisting a confused bonce at the treacherous stance from the other Kaiju. You hear a piercing hiss from the second along with its tresses moving sporadically, as if each one had a mind of their own. The other beast shifts back in an aggressive state, waiting for the living barrier to make its move.

This doesn’t make any sense. These beasts, as far as you and the population knew, were working as a shared hive mind, controlled by something that had the underlining desire to destroy your species. So why are these two squaring off on a civil war of monolithic grunts?

Your attempt at deciphering the eerie mystery was disturbed by a blaring alarm from a car that a man ignited trying to climb over and flee. The same man who gave you a touch of road rage earlier.

Jesus Christ you damn fool.

The monsterhorse’s carapace plated ears flicked up from the vehicular racket, initiating it to sharply turn back at the trapped crowd. You heard whispered prayers from the woman caressing her child, fluent murmured cursing of the man who grabbed its attention, and the cries of the trapped people looking into the massive eyes of their end. You on the other hand studied the colossus that will surely devour the innocents below its form.

Your theories of it resembling an equine were accurate. The shorten snout and ears were similar to those of a horse from this world but the qualities of its face were rounder and more complex. On the middle of the Kaiju’s forehead protruded an immense sharp horn, showcasing engraved and circled organic lighting.

>>26696848
Beside the enormous barb that could easily rip this street in half, were two long escas that you could associate with other fish of the deeper ocean. Naturally they were illuminated with the same bright brilliance, scanning and hovering around the public below. Instinctively, you and others would fall or tremble from the approaching bulbs that never did anything aggressive other than observe the caged crowd.

Those eyes were something else. Of all the biological pieces that illuminated this creature, its centerpiece were the two enormous blue orbs that were shifting, focusing, and ogling every last one of you. With your last studies of its oversized headlights, you painted the unnerving picture of this beyond mutated horse that has yet to make its destructive move.

It’s facetious to think after you gawked at death in face for an extended time, your inevitable obliteration wasn’t what bothered you. It was a Kaiju looking a gathering of potential nourishment like a regretful dog that gapes at their master knowing it committed the most heinous of acts.

Yes, any normal person would tell you that an unstoppable beast from beyond this dimension has no facial communication, just an emotionless malevolence for devastation. Your unstable mind tells you that this creature can perfectly duplicate human behavior and is looking at you all with fear and concern.

Your madness reassured itself as the creature hummed sympathetic whines, demonstrated a miserable brow, and buried a frown within its overbites. The sensitive emotions were silenced when the other approaching Kaiju released another vicious outcry.

The apprehensive being instantaneously narrowed its temple and flashed its bridgework as it faced the antagonistic creature with more fury than before. The entirety of her bioluminescence scorched to the point where a fearsome radiance escaped her ivories and her horn dispersed blue sparks of raving electricity.

>>26696863
Marching its incalculable ton frame, each step she took was shadowed by low and powerful snorts that reverberated in the air. As you’ve already noticed, once the wary Kaiju trotted away you were able to conclude the beast was undoubtedly a female.

The closer she drew to the violent assailant, the more significant her growls and snorts grew until she reached her unlikely enemy. As she inhaled her last profound breath, and what happened next is something that left everyone watching that night breathless. An extensive, thunderous, and ineffable wrathful roar rang throughout all of Hong Kong, and for those who heard the spiteful cry can perfectly explain her intentions.

She’s pissed.

The malicious monster gladly accepted the fierce invitation and charged at her with all of its overwhelming might. Sinking herself to an inimical stance, she began to sidestep as far away from the bridge as possible before it closed in on her. Once it advanced within striking distance, the offensive Kaiju cocked its massive arm, along with a sharpened claw, readying to assault the monster mare with a full body hook.

She ducked under the devastating limb at speeds unimaginable for a behemoth of her size and ensued to move further away from innocents. Her tactics incorporated defensive measures, letting the monster swing wildly and continuously dodging the attacks until it made an unwise move.

Once the Kaiju swung too far ahead, she countered the attack by bringing her tendril infested tail to life and violently wrapping the assailants left appendage to make her first preemptive strike. Pulling the fiend down as far as it was unwilling; she leaped off her forelegs to chomp down on the beast’s neck, effortlessly ripping through flesh infamously known for shrugging off military fire for days..

>>26696896
The brute howled agonizing screeches as it madly shook its frame in efforts to remove the monster mare. She retaliated by sinking her fangs further into its tissue, with enough force to be audible at your distance, and tightening her tail to reassure she wasn’t going anywhere. Bringing up its free appendage the Kaiju swung its claw into her flank, driving its truck sized nails in to rip her hide off.

“This is fucking wicked.” A young tourist blurts in a huff, holding his phone outward to record the astonishing sight. “What? Stop looking at me like that, holmes. If we survive this, guess who’s going to have the recording worth millions of views?”

Shaking your head at his mischiefs, you turned back to barks of pain as the Kaiju pony removed her jaw from the creature’s neck that continued to slit her skin and pull free. In an immediate motion, the villainous monster wrapped its elongated arms around the she-beast, flexing its unyielding muscles to squeeze the life out of her. She exhales horrific cries hopelessly trying to break free of the fatal clutch.

Your guardian was in a bad situation; one you believe may spell an end for her late heroics. Your overwhelmed thoughts were blurred as the lights from cars, poles, and other electrical sources started to flicker from an approaching blackout. You look back to the monsterhorse’s horn that is glowing brighter and brighter as sparks sputter hectically, begging to be set free. She craned her head up, grimacing face to face with her opponent, and fired a radiant electrical explosion that soared out for thousands of feet.

Impulsively, you threw out your hands in a desperate attempt to stop the high currents from frying you into nothing. Much to your and the others surprise the blast only sent a small tingle over your body and gave you a bit of a bedhead.

>>26696911
“So much for that video.” You deadpanned, keeping your attention to the fight, as the young man gave you a disapproved expression tossing his phone into the waters below.

The other monster was not so lucky. Now watching the battle of the colossuses from an unlit street, the vindictive Kaiju cried out a tormenting roar, grabbing its blinded and scorched eyes letting the she-beast set up for another attack.

She speedily turned away from her opponent while balancing herself on her forelegs and raising her hind legs up, cocking them back to unleash a demoralizing blow. No sooner as the monster regained equilibrium she discharged a buck powerful enough to send a shockwave out on impact, which spread low frequencies rumbling around your body and a two thousand plus ton monster soaring for hundreds of feet.

“H-holy shit…” The same young adult wheezed, absolutely flabbergasted by the Kaiju horse’s raw strength and you nod in stunned agreement.

The monster landed near a shipping yard, splitting some ships right it two and setting some with crude oil ablaze. She galloped with determination towards the injured creature making sure this is a chance to end this once and for all. The foul Kaiju regained its stamina looking at its approaching demise, turning to make eye contact with the bridge you stood on, and then back to the monster mare.

Looking to its left, it reached for a medium sized oil tanker and started lifting it up and over its head. The Kaiju horse stopped dead in its tracks to look back at his living target, bug eyed, knowing the behemoths grim intentions. In one fell swoop, the ship sailed in the air, heading straight for you and any acquitted bystander around.

Shrieks and screams of trepidation filled every square inch of your surroundings as the metal craft drifted midair to crush you all. You dropped to your knees, covered your head, and said your sorrowed goodbyes to the one you loved.

>>26696937
And then there was silence, trailed by the unnerving sound of steel crashing and crushing. Noticing you were still very much alive, you gradually rose from your fetal position and looked up to receive a pleasant scare.

The Kaiju pony elevated to her hind legs with almost no balance, clinging the vessel in place with her armored forelegs and tendril tail, while being close enough to deform the edge of the bridge a few feet. Everyone soon copied your actions leaving their cowered spots and slowly gawking, jaws to the floor, up at their savoir.

Heavily panting, she observed the mob with anxiety spread across her face, darting her irradiated eyes as if to check that no one was smashed by her or the tanker. Exhaling with what someone would mistake for a sigh of relief, she shifted the unoccupied ship to her right, with her tail, and turned back to the other Kaiju with literal flares in her demeanor.

Flashing her numerous daggers to the creature once more, she gave true furious meaning with each powerful stomp she took. Her growls increased in volumes that made you uneasy, and gave a distinct desire to wipe this extra-dimensional being off the face of the Earth. Returning back to her heedful stance, two hundred foot club in tail, she cried out another nasty roar with an accent you would’ve never imagined.

“You…You…monstaaAAA.” She turbulently spoke and developed to a clamor that tipped the Decibel Meter.

The crowed fell silent, each giving their own unique expression as if they’ve seen a ghost and for a majority of them, that would’ve been more believable.

“B-bro, Am…Am I crazy…or d-did that Kaiju just t-talk?” The man stuttered combing his hair back in disbelief.

“I think we’re all going to lose a bit of are sanity today, my friend.” You coolly stated, already accepting your clear-cut madness.

>>26696957
After the extraordinary verbal demonstration, the Kaiju-horse charged to her opponent at breakneck speeds, successfully avoiding its uncoordinated swipe and inching in to give it her barrage of a beat down. Rising up to slug it with her right armored hoof, she progressed to change with a left and then a strike with the transporter in her tail. She used this three punch combo until the Kaiju lost its balance and fell into the channel, blue blood adorning its soon to be corpse.

She leaped in at the opportunity and eagerly slammed the vessel over and over into the creatures back, losing organized focus to primal rage. This mistake would come back to bite her, literally. The malevolent beast quickly answered by catching the boat with is claw, pulling her in, and unleashing its mandibles into her midsection.

“No.” You and a chorus of people gasped watching their protector howl in agony.

The beast would chew with immeasurable amounts of compression, slicing her body up and sending her toxic blood to the waters below. For the first time in this brawl her disposition was washed with anguish, realizing that her efforts were all for not.

Even as the monster continued to crush every bone in her torso she moves an eye to focus back on the bridge, doing her best to compile her screams, and laid witness to a crowd of people filled with hopelessness. This Kaiju knows that she’s the only thing that stands in the way of millions suffering a grim fate. Turning back to her opposition, brows narrowed and teeth glistened, she bestows her concentrated fury and willpower.

Squirming through its bite and losing heaps of flesh in the process, she inches closer to a position where she’ll regain the upper hand. Activating her lively tail, the Kaiju-horse shoves as many stems as she could fit down its throat letting the beast bite off more than it chew.

>>26696976
The monster lifted its arms around its neck trying to gasp for air, but the colossal pony wasn’t going to give it a single breath. Starting to lose its bite on the monster mare, she shifts away and begins to charge up her horn with countless quantities of energy.

The Kaiju fully retracted its maw and gave the monsterhorse the perfect chance to finish this fight. She jerked away from its clutches and in one swift move, lodged her horn as far as possible into the behemoths chest. Once the horn impaled the beast to its full length, she released an electrical detonation that kindled the monsters internals and dispersed a muffled boom echoing throughout the bay.

Its body goes cold, its agape jaw blows steam, and its blood streams down the victors head. The Kaiju falls with a booming thud into the waters below, ending the incredible clash of titans. Faltering over to the carcass that garnishes the bay, she presses a hoof on the creature to propel herself up and cry out a flourishing roar to dictate her violent kill.

The Kaiju-pony concludes her triumph with a detestable snort at the defeated creature but then lifts her head to stare back at you all. Her enraged appearance has altered to that same considerate expression she had the first time she laid eyes on you and the trapped citizens. She gradually limps back to your direction, giving you an troubled feeling.

“Shit, she was just saving us for dessert!” The adolescent yelled, backing up and preparing to flee the scene.

Others were about to follow suit but you couldn’t move your cemented legs. No, this creature may unsettle you because of her magnitude and species reputation, but you remain standing tall as she draws closer.

>>26696988
The monster mare was obviously highly intelligent and remorseful. How else could you explain her strategic methods to subdue the monster while showing unbound willingness to keep the people safe? Well that’s what you’re praying for as the looms over Stonecutters, again.

Covered from head to hoof like an abstract art piece full of shining blue blood, she keeps a considerable distance since the first time. The people who were brave enough to stay begin to regret their decisions as they ready themselves to retreat as soon as she attacked the bridge with all her might.

The composed leviathan chooses to turn her head gently back and forth to watch you all with an ashamed tenor. The Kaiju-pony takes a deep breath and opens her mouth, but becomes hesitant once the mass of citizens gasp in terror as some elected to make a break for safety. She instantly closes her jaw and burrows her brow and frown further, deciding to look away.

The beast makes its final choice to walk away; dropping her ears, escas and head as she steadily sags back to the open waters. You pace to the outermost point of the bridge watching a saddened, city eradicating, Kaiju wash the blood off and distance herself further from the crowd. Hearing what you most certainly confused with distant weeping, you did the unthinkable.

“Wait!” You screamed out, swiftly covering your mouth realizing you just may have done the stupidest thing in your life.

Immediately her ears perk up and she turns back with a jumbled and startled mien. Any human around you shared her expression and deliberately backed away from you, with the ‘Youtube sensation’ having the decency to point his finger at you.

In no time she drilled you with those colossal vibrant spheres and once she locked on her mark, she set course for you. So yeah, you were sweating .50-caliber bullets and were moments away from soiling yourself, but you were still not going to move.

>>26697011
You questioned yourself on how she’s covering so much distance with that staggered frame but it didn’t matter as she already started looming overhead in a matter of seconds. Her frame casted an impressive lightshow over a majority of the darkened area, leaving her radiant bioluminescence to surround you like headlights trying to catch a prisoners attempt at a getaway. Everyone’s now relocated to a ‘safe’ distance or is suppressed within their cars leaving only you and her, so if you’re going to say something, it’s now or never.

“Th-tha-thank….y-yo-yo-you.” You mumble in a tone that even a human wouldn’t understand, while unceasingly flexing your left hand at an intangible stress ball.

She tilted her confused cranium humming a low ‘hmmm’ deep within her chest, even managing to give you a corked eyebrow.

“Thank you!” You firmly shouted nodding your head vigorously but regained composure by timidly licking your lips and gazing back up to acknowledge your protector. “Yes, thank you. Thank you for saving us.”

Her response was expected to say the least. Her mouth gradually unfastened revealing ravenous teeth, and her face was covered with a doleful expression. She lowered her neck down towards you, perceptibly to feast on the imprudent morsel who disrespected her kind. You looked away with closed eyes and gritted teeth, preparing to say goodbye this cruel world.

“You…are welcome.” Her soft, compassionate, famine voice boomed.

Your eyes and jaw opened wide at the astonishing reaction, forcing you to turn up to a face that blocked your entire view and was engulfed with a meek and compassionate smile. Her tenor became contagious as you huffed out a confused laugh while the other civilians crawled out of their safety.

Her smile dissipated when the others walked out probably unsure if they saw her as a friendly giant. Her doubts were laid to rest as the mother embracing her sleeping child approached.

>>26697024
“Xièxiè.” She bows, tears filling her eyes. “We owe you our gratitude and lives.”

“Bié kèqì.” The Kaiju pronounced flawlessly, giving a slight bow back. “You will never owe me anything.”

The woman sighed in disbelief but fervently smiled back at the Kaiju, continuing to bring her safe child to bosom.

“Of course you would know Chinese.” A random citizen blurts out getting others to chuckle as well as a petite toothy grin from the aquatic titan.

In no time the people walked up to their own comfortable distance, giving praise and gratitude to the caring creature. She responded to their appreciation respectfully and kindly, but of course some had to go the extra mile.

“That was fucking wickedness!” That same fool yelled on top of a van, pointing both fingers to a bewildered Kaiju. “I mean I’ve seen some crazy shit around these parts but I have to say you took the cake. Just shit, the way you pummeled that bastard and wow…just wow. You’re awesome! Yes, you are awesome!”

Various people shook their head at the imprudent individual, but the Kaiju-horse’s cheeks were flushing a bright blue. She slightly chuckled at the man’s silly act, turning away and using a hoof that could hold a 18-wheeler to hide an embarrassed smile.

“I mean damn girl, you’re freaking insane. The way you used your horn thingy all ‘psssh’ and then grabbing that big ass tanker like a Louisville Slugger and whooping its oversized ass!” He colorfully performs punching his hand for emphasis. “Awwwhaha, then that finishing move was all like-LOOK OUT!!!” He frantically screamed pointing at the malevolent monster long thought dead.

>>26697034
The creature was hanging on by a thread, but fully revived itself to unleash its vengeance on anything that moved. It charged to the Kaiju-pony who was in utter distress and made its move to pin her down against the bridge, planning to obliterate it along with her. You didn’t even have time to yell and she had no time to defend the people before it would crush you all. The frightening end was evaded as a flash of blue plasma caved in the beast’s skull and another two blasts volleyed into its chest, spelling the guaranteed end for the behemoth as it fell back into the murky depths.

Uncovering your eyes from yet another fetal position you gawked up to the underbelly of a Kaiju arching over everyone, and doing her last ditch effort to shield you all from the beast. She gingerly lifted herself away once she noticed a dead monster’s body and a massive mech churning enormous pistons and firing up its hydraulics to close up a Plasmacaster.

“It’s a Jaeger!” Someone shouted as others joined in cheering at the incredible alloyed machine that lit up its artificial lights and fired a blaring horn.

Stomping alongside the bridge the Jaeger made its way for your colossal friend, clenching a metal fist that would entail a bad day for any Kaiju. You and everyone else realized they’re about to make a dreaded mistake, and began to scream warnings to spare her life but it was already too late. The pilots moved a metallic hand that assaulted her mane and ear with serene pats and proceeded to move to her chin for a couple of scratches. The Kaiju opposes their attack with blissful purrs.

>>26697059
“They give you your first mission alone, and we already had to bust out your oversized butt again, Orchid?” The pilot declares through a blaring speaker as she avoids their look with shame in her eyes. “Aye don’t get all mopey you big oaf. We would’ve been here sooner but that son o’l bitch gave us more trouble than anticipated.” The pilot explained, lifting its severely damaged right arm.

“You are hurt?!” Orchid appalls in a panic moving towards the colossal automation, looking ready to apply a giant bottle of Neosporin to the broken arm.

“Ehh, nothing a bit of patching up won’t fix, but I’m sure the Jaeger mechanics division won’t be too thrilled. And you? Looks like you had a bit of a scuffle yourself.” The pilot questions flashing the mark IV Jaeger’s luminous lights over her injuries.

“I will be fine by morning. In fact I think my ribs are popping back to place as we speak.” She gleefully expresses, raising her foreleg to show you and everyone else her bones slipping into place under her thick hide.

“Yuck. I don’t think I’ll ever get jealous of seeing that.” He says turning the technological wonder’s head to the bridge filled with pedestrians. “I see you met some new friends….so much for going incognito. You know that the commanding officer’s going to give you an earful for conversing with the public.”

It was humorous to watch Orchid cringe at the thought of having to run into something one-fiftieth her size, but the team walks forward to give her another pat on the head.

“But that’s a problem for tomorrow. You did the right thing, girl, and I’m sure that’ll earn you an extra shipment of Lay's.” The second pilot chimes in to comfort her worries.

>>26697072
Well that whole conversation starts to explain things, kind of. Your beyond wild guess is that Orchid, as they call her, fights alongside the Jaegers in assisting the war effort. Now how the hell this happened is a whole other can of worms, and how nobody knew about her is even more puzzling.

Plus, just how did they even get a Kaiju on their side! Either scientists have really gone too far or there’s one serious labor strike going on in the Breach. Your convoluted thoughts are ceased when Orchid moves to the newer modeled Jaeger to give them a gentle hug, along with the streetlights flickering back on.

“Thank you for saving them...for saving me.” She whispered, if you could call it that, benevolently to the side of the mech’s head.

“Hey-hey-hey, don’t make this a scene.” The second pilot chuckled. “After all you did save the other guys a month ago. I think a certain three hundred foot seahorse said we gotta look out for each other, right?”

She elatedly blushes and grins at the pilots thoughtful words, quickly giving the Jaeger’s visor a sloppy lick.

That’s adorable, yo.” The same loony guy bluntly states.

“Ehh, get out here you awful excuse for a punching bag.” The first pilot humorously orders shoving off a giggling Kaiju. The pilots proceed to turn their attention to the crowd, giving some closing instructions for this irrational night. “Attention to all citizens present. The Double Event has been lifted by the PPCD and are requesting that you return to your homes in an orderly fashion. If anyone is injured please remain calm; local medical teams are already on their way. For anyone else, if you have questions or concerns, pay attention to the Pan Corps station for any further details or information on what do to for the aftermath of an attack.”

>>26697083
“In other words don’t go poke the dead Kaiju with a stick.” The second squeezes a gag in getting receptive laughs from the populace below. “Come on girl, let’s get out of here and let them recuperate. I get the feeling your new friends are gonna get to know you a lot more in the next couple of days.”

She firmly nods to the pilots who begin to stride towards the wide ocean, but elects to look back to the people she saved and gave her final goodbyes.

“Stay safe, friends.” She cheerfully beams to everyone but gives one last look towards you, the one who gave her a chance to prove she was more than just another monster.

“Thanks.” She softly directs to you and proceeds to turn back to catch up with the Jaeger.


You simply grin, waving your hand goodbye to the friendly giant as she trots thunderous waves back to base. The others you met tonight move beside you to say their hearty goodbyes to another face they could count on to protect the world from this so called apocalypse.

“So a tanker, huh? That’s a little eccentric don’t you think?” The pilot questions now at a distance that’s barely perceptible.

“Hey! He threw it at me first…so I improvised. Besides, I’ve learned that move from the best!” She snickers those last words diving into the bay and swimming off to her home.

You continue to softly wave, noticing a certain acquaintance pop into your peripherals.

“So…crazy night huh, man? I can’t believe you actually called out to her.” The immature adult inquiries with his hands inside his pockets.

“Yup, she was probably scared of what we thought of her. Crazy to think Orchid’s that concerned about our wellbeing.” You calmly explain crossing your arms and looking out to the sea.

>>26697141
“Uh-huh, it’s pretty chill of her….Who would’ve known, a freaking Kaiju fighting along a badass Jaeger.” He ecstatically comments throwing his fist like a boxer to imitate the machine.

“Indeed.” You coolly nod looking at the wild individual.

“Yeah…yeah….So what do you think her favorite chips are?”

“I take it you’re going to need a ride home, that is to say if my battery isn’t fried up.” You smile, lifting an eyebrow up at his sorry excuse for asking a favor.

“That would be reeeeally nice, bro. My car got smashed up by crazy peeps trying to flee….ok so it was me but I would really appreciate it!”

“Well I guess I won’t leave you hanging, bro.” You spiritedly poke at him as you started to walk towards your car.

“Really? You’re cool with hitch’n a ride to a random dude?” He laughs in surprise following you to your vehicle.

“Why not? The way tonight’s been, I don’t mind giving a helping hand. Believe me; I’ve recently made friends with a lot more stranger people.” You say welcoming the man to your minor companionship, and giving a small nod to the ocean behind you both. “Besides it’ll prolong my trip back home to a distressed fiancée. If you thought Kaijus were bad….”

You end the night by opening your door to a car that was lucky enough to start after the impressive EMP that faltered many other electronics. As for what the future holds, you’re sure once you explain tonight’s craziness to your lover she wouldn’t mind staying a couple of more months around an area teeming with more and more friendly defenses.

>>26697158
As for the Kaiju that saved hundreds of people trapped on Stonecutters Bridge, her future is looking ever so bright. The fallout of news spread across the area and soon consumed the world, showcasing her heroics of saving a bridge holding only a ‘couple’ of people. Of course the feelings of having a Kaiju fight alongside man was a touchy subject, but if you were to ask anyone on that bridge if she’s truly an alley, well you know what they would say.

Soon, the world was about to be turned on its head once they continually see an unstoppable Kaiju putting her life on the line for millions to even a single frail human. Hell, they were going to have to get used to more of these helpful Kaiju-horse’s bursting up, but for now it was Orchid’s time to shine and transform into something no one would’ve ever imagined, including herself.

She was the conceived beast that blossomed into a benign hero.

>>26697166
based. Built based wall.
Good job, wouldn't mind more of this. also don't forget to pastebin!

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>>26697166

http://pastebin.com/039WfufE

Whew, and with that ends a non-canonical one shot story of everyone's favorite seahorse monster. So yeah I went ahead and gave prose a shot since it's been ages that I've wrote a story like that. Hopefully it wasn't too painful for you fellerz to read. Anywho, was a fun one to write, hope you enjoyed, and on to doodle'n that Akaname poner and moving on to the Sonork story, but no early promises, The Division and all that.

Jubie

"Jubilation's going to grow up hot"
>Bob slowly turns his head to face you while holding one hell of a pokerface as he looks at you
>"Excuse me what?"
>You glance at him and notice how he's staring at you
"No not like that, I mean her mom's pretty hot so she'll probably be too"
>Bob appears confused now
>"Wait, isn't her mom dead?"
>You nod
"Yeah, but due to random demon bullshit I got to see her, and I think she was a looker"
>"You think?"
"Well I am not the best expert when telling apart what is hot and what is not when it comes to ponies since I'm a human but I think she was pretty hot, here look"
>You dig out a video recorder from your bag
>"What's with the cam?"
"I left it on accidentally when Jubie's mom popped out of my fireplace, take a look"
>You show the video to Bob and as Sweet Jubilation comes into view Bob's eyes suddenly bulge out and he grabs the cam and stares at it intensely
>"Holy smokes Anon this mare is ridiculously hot"
"It-I mean she is?"
>Bob nods
>"Yeah it's like looking at a 100/10, in fact let me take this cam with me home tonight I want to put this to good use"
>You give your friend a disgusted look
"Bob are you thinking of masturbating to a video of my daughter's mother?"
>Bob turns to look at you with determination all over his face
>"Heck yes I am going to!"
>Suddenly someone clears their throat behind Bob and both f you look at the pony standing behind him
>And suddenly Bob freezes up
>"Hi...honey..."
>Bob offers his wife a frightened smile as she grabs Bob and drags him off while he sings out apologies like he was about to be publicly lynched
>You put the camera he quickly handed back to you into your bag and finish up your cup of coffee
>You get up and you almost start walking home when you notice a familiar face
>It's Fat-Anon...or shriveled Anon now, he looks lie all the life has been sucked from him and he's lost a ton of weight
"Fat-Anon is that you? What did they do to you in prison?"

>>26697229
>Fat-Anon looks at you with lifeless eyes and gives you a tired wave as a greeting
>"Hi Other Anon, long time no see"
>He shambles to you like a walking corpse
>"I got out a while ago, and this is not because of that, I've just been working. So, so very much work..."
>He chuckles and coughs up blood as he does so
>"Haha...you'd think when you're coughing up blood you'd get a sick leave from work but turns out yoru body works just fine enough to do work even if in this state...haha...ha..."
"What's going on with you? Why are you working yourself to death?"
>"no, not death...no matter how much i pray for it everyday, you see when I got those 20 fillies pregnant things ended up working out and now I am married to 20 pregnant fillies. So you can imagine how much money have to make to carry food to the table, not to mention they all want to live in this big mansion with me...and I have to since paying child support would make sure I never had any money no matter what..."
"Seems like your good situation has turned pretty bad"
>No-Longer-Fat-Anon nods
>"Yeah...you think marriage is bad, try being married 20 times at the same time..."
>And with that Fat-Anon shambles on wards, but suddenly pauses, seems to gain his weight back from out of nothing and skips like a faggot right back to you with a really annoying grin on his face
>"But there are good sides to it too, imagine being married to 20 wives"
>And then all life escapes him again
>"But now I have to rush to my third job today...out of 5...I wish I'd die of a heart attack while I'm at it ha ha ha..."
>And with that he's off again
>...well this was pretty stupid, time to head back home to see what your loving daughter is up to
>Arriving home Jubie flies to you and gives your neck a hug while nuzzling her face against the top of your head lovingly
>"Welcome home dad!"
>Well, she sure is happy you're back
"Ok what did you do?"

>>26697237
>Jubie lets go and gives you a grumpy pout
>"What, I can't act affectionate every once in a while?"
>You ruffle her mane, getting the pout off of her face as she swats your hand away
"Usually it's because you've gassed your friend into some kind of a cock-based craze or raped the whole neighborhood or something"
>Jubie lands down and lets out a gasp as you kick your shoes off and head for the couch
>"I wouldn't do that. Well the raping the whole neighborhood thing..."
>Jubie climbs onto the couch as well as you flip the tv on
>"Hey dad?"
"Mhhm?"
>Jubie suddenly flops down onto her back and on your lap with her hooves held up like a little kitten's
>"Give me a tummy rub?"
"Maybe later"
>Jubie hops up and grinds herself against you
>"What no, give me one now"
>You don't reply her so she climbs on top of the backrest of the sofa
>"Come onnnnn~"
>She starts to nuzzle her face against your head
>"Daddyy~"
"In a minute Jubie"
>Suddenly you feel something warm and moist on your earlobe as Jubie starts to gently nibble on it
>"Dahdheee~"
>You grab the pony and lift her back onto your lap
"Well aren't you being indecent again"
>Jubie giggles and rolls around to expose her tummy to you again
>"Indecent? Jubie has no idea what you're talking ab out~"
>And then she proceeds to wiggle around on your lap, completely taking away any concentration you might have had for watching the tv
>With a sigh you put your hand down and gently start to rub her tummy while staring at the tv
>Jubie lets out a delighted squee and settles down on your lap as you give her the tummy rub she wanted
>"Mmm~"
>"Mmhhhh~"
>"Hnn~"
>You look back down at her due to he moans she's making and find her biting her lip seductively with a rosy blush on her face and...
>Her pupils are not like they normally are, but they're heart shaped now
>Suddenly your heart skips a beat as you remember a certain accident that happened at a certain point in time and you pull your hand off of your daughter's tummy

>>26697246
>"Awww why'd you stop? It felt so nice"
>You find it kind of difficult to look her in the eyes when she's like this so you instead focus on the tv
"You were being indecent"
>Jubie lets out a delighted giggle
>"No I wasn't~"
>You put on a stern face
"Yes you were young miss."
>Suddenly your feel her wingtalons grab your hand and pull it towards her
>"This is me being indecent~"
>You stare in shock as she starts to lick your hand and then proceeds to take your finger in her mouth and suck on it seductively
>All the while with a happy smile on her face and maintaining eye contact
>As of late she's been not so lewd at you so you're completely taken back by this and let it continue for a while before shaking yourself out of it and pulling your hand away from her
"Are you in heat or estrus or whatever it is!?"
>Jubie shakes her head
>"No I'm not in heat...but I'm feeling a little bit..."
>Jubie nuzzles more tightly against your lap in a very uncomfortable manner
>Uncomfortable because if you'd think of it as anything else it'd be...pleasurable...
>"Amorous~"
>And then she blows a kiss at you
>Your mouth falls open and she giggles
>"You're looking silly daddy~"
>Suddenly Jubie rolls over and shifts her position on your lap so she's sitting on it while facing you
>"I wanna give you a kiss~"
>She grabs onto you wth her wings and slowly starts to lift herself up, moving her face closer to yours as you pull your face away from her
>You find yourself starting to feel a bit sweaty and you're just about to sit her down and have a chat when she suddenly bursts into laughter and sits back onto your lap while laughing with her eyes closed
>After a bit of laughing while you stare at her in confusion she opens up her eyes again
>And now you're staring back into the usual slit pupilled eyes of your adopted daughter
>"Sorry dad, I couldn't resist screwing around a little"

>>26697251
>Jubie climbs off of your lap and nestles comfily next to you on the couch while you try to regain your composure
"You...you were just screwing around weren't you?"
>Jubie rests her had against your thigh
>"I wonder~"
>You open up your mouth to say something but then find yourself in loss of words
>Jubie rolls onto her back once again so she's looking at you again and winks her eye in a cutesy manner and puts her tongue out goofily
>"Te~he"
>You simple let out a sigh and rest your head against the backrest of the couch, feeling much more tired than you earlier were
"Weren't you supposed to be feeling too awkward to screw around with me like that?"
>Jubie just shakes her head and then smiles
>"Nah not anymore"
>You roll your eyes
"Oh goody..."
>Jubie gives you a sour look
>"Aww come on, you like it too~"
>Now you blush and look sour
"No I don't, it's incident and not proper and-"
>Jubie interrupts you
>"I love you~"
>You stop talking and Jubie closes her eyes and simply lies there with a happy, content look on her face
>You stare at her and for some reason you can't find the energy in you to be crossed with her
>So you just remain silent and watch the tv while she rests with her head on your lap

>>26697258
Rude as fuck.
But cute.

>>26697166
http://youtu.be/HBbX0wFeqtg

Start at 18 seconds
(Posting from mobile device)

>>26697258
More Caz green is always a good thing. Goofy and cute.

>>26697166
Well that sure was a big wall, big enough to keep the Mexicans out

It was pretty good, though I'm more used to reading greentext format but deffinetly interesting enough to keep me reading.

>>26697535
>big enough to keep the Mexicans out

Yes, but is it big enough to make /mlp/ great again?

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>>26697228
That was great, anon! A lot of fun to read. Thanks for writing it

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>>26697902
Have a bump

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>>26694417

Bamp

>>26697228
Make sure you go over it again for the pastebin copy. There's a few errors here and there.
>>26696957
"we’re all going to lose a bit of are sanity today, my friend"
&
"The crowed fell silent"

Small fixes but you'll notice the difference when reading through it again.

Bampo

>>26698948

A bump for Trump?

>>26694417
more tatzlpone green when

>>26701156

Working on it friend, but real life is being very... real right now, and demanding most of my time (the life of a freelancer). I expect more Monday, if things have settled down by then.

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>>26697228
Shouldn't have took.....I should receive 40 lashes every time I still make that simple mistake.

>>26697195
Thanks dood, I've always wanted to write something about these monster mares since they started up way back in /MMP/ and it was a riot to finally do it. I would really like to get back to my other stories but who knows, I may do some more stuff in the future.

>>26697394
Lel, classic. Thanks hombre.

>>26697535
Appreciated foo and I feel you. It was a first time thing and probably the last. I felt it took too much time and work on my part to do what I hope was decent.

>>26698395
Np mayne...why haven't I seen that gif before, kek.

>>26700639
I could read my stuff ten times over and I will still miss obvious spelling and grammatical errors but its to be expect since I'm atrocious at both. Thanks a lot for pointing some out, Anon, I'll be sure to fix the Pbin to the best of my ability.

Bamp

Bemp

Are you a waifu?

>>26702594
Probably, I’m a guy

>>26697228
Could definitely use some editing but still a fun read.
out of curiosity is English your first language

>>26702849
Gay

>>26703285
Of course

>>26702594
I wish I was

Gets

>>26701481
Do you have a skype, anon? I think I'd love to talk writing stuff and pick your brain a little some day. Doesn't have to be voice chat, either.

>>26697228
Based, build wall, cant stump.
Do you play the division on PC?

Does the waifu make your heart beat like a drum, dum dum dum, dum dum dum?

>>26703233
Yup. As for writing consistently and coherently for long story telling, you can see the evidence that I'm not all too great. If this story is too discombobulated, I could always seek out an editor if need be because I'm more than sure I forgot some do's and dont's of writing.

>>26704260
That'd be chill. No I don't have a skype but I could always pop into op's IRC channel if you're comfortable with that. In fact, I'll hop on here in like 30 mins to chat and work on that Akaname drawing.

>>26704385
Thanks homie and nah. SexBox Juan plebeian reporting.

>>26705482
>I'll hop on here in like 30 mins to chat and work on that Akaname drawing.

See you there...

And hi to all of you who like to keep their interaction in the thread instead of social applications and programs.


Any of you currently working on any kind of content or planning on making anything?

>>26705697

Still working on "Goldilocks" when time permits. This week is extremely busy for me IRL.

>>26705697
Write more mothpony who nobody has any idea what she looks like or what her name is

>>26705773

Like this, maybe? http://pastebin.com/aVWRhYQg

>>26705787
A bit, yet not

Feck off, Page 9.

tfw you were supposed to do some writing but you got sidetracced by anime that had succubusses in it was as fun as it was lewd

>>26707356
How could it not?

>>26704866
sometimes

>>26703668

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Have a special bamp

>>26709511
Another one

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>>26710029
One Punch.

Bamp

>>26705697
The Kelpie pone is still a thing that's going to be happening, I'm just a bit swamped with other assignments currently. I can almost guarantee something before next week comes around though.

>>26710705
Heh kelpie swamped.

Bomp

Mega ded

>OVER 1 FUCKING MONTH
>STILL NO DRAWINGS

Which mothponies would you definitely want paintingmoth to meet in the future? Anybody got any ones they really want to be included?

>>26712592
Well, in my personal opinion Painting outta meet Sequin and Hexferry, the original bugs.

But really it's up to you.

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Would you waifu a bee pone?

>>26713286
Yes. I would also a four-legged seapone.

>>26712523
>>26713286
Btfo

>>26713286
Bee-utiful

>>26713295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7BzngvURrk
>you will never crash land on a planet's oceans.
>you will never try to survive, terrified of the underwater world
>you will never desperately look through the mini assember device on your life floating life pod, searching for various escape rockets and shelters to live in while you wait for rescue
>you will never realize that they all need materials
>materials you have to scavenge
>scavenge from the ocean and the crashed ship hulk
>it only has enough materials to make a simple survival suit
>the on board computer recommends a diving suit because of the expansive sea around you
>you will never valiantly stand on the edge of the life pod in a dive suit
>you will never take a deep breath, pray that there aren't any alien sharks around, and jump
>you will never look into the water as you leap
>you will never sea an alien creature that looks like a cartoon pony looking up at you, floating just off the side of the life pod
>you will never meet its wide, scared eyes as it realizes you're jumping right into it
>you will never yell "What the f-" and bump into the seapony
>you will never watch it start to limply sink from the impact
>you will never panic and swim down, grab it, and haul it back onto your life pod
>you will never hug this random alien you had only met four seconds ago to your chest
>you will never hear it groggily wake up, confused
>you will never feel it panic and squirm out of your grasp
>you will never watch it tumble away from you and fall right into your life pod
>you will never pop you head over the hatch and see it looking around itself at the sci-fi technological wonder that is the interior of the life pod
>you will never see it notice your shadow and look up in panic
>you will never see it whine and huddle into the bottom to keep away
>you will never reach down and gently pet it and offer it a candy bar
>you will never watch it warily accept and lean into your pettings as it munches

>>26714012
>you will never have the seapony gently hug you and gradually calm down
>you will never see it scream in horror as you pull off your dive mask, thinking that you are ripping your face off
>you will never see it scramble to save your life, pushing you down to the floor as it tries to slam the mask back onto your face
>you will never hear it babbling weird seapony noises and crying because it thinks you're literally falling apart
>you will never realize how suspiciously human this alien is
>you will never suddenly boop it on the nose
>you will never see it freeze in place over you and look at you strangely
>you will never reach out and poke its nose again
>you will never see it blink at you and slowly raise a hoof to touch your nose
>you will never wrap your arms around the diminutive seapony and pull it close
>it will never yelp and squirm for a minute
>you will never continue to hold it still
>it will never eventually give in and quietly melt into your hug as you try to find some temporary rest from the shipwreck-induced stress
>you will never feel it twist around to lie peacefully on your chest

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Would you a MothBat?

>>26714012
>>26714478

Probably not, no.

>>26714516
a gay trap maid mothbat in the butt?
already have.

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Tfw you will never live in a mismatched OC reality created out of the collective creative consciousness of the fans of the show while battling an alternate duplicate version of yourself in a similar reality as both of you compete which one of you gets to actually step beyond the boundary and actually get into Equestria, but in the process become confused if you want to as it would mean leaving behind all these new friends you made in this dimension not to mention your strange waifu but to make matters more complicated your waifu falls for the other you as his waifu falls for the you you and it turns out that you're just one out of a billion million of similar realities consisting of the same settings with all kinds of other Anons and ponies and waifus as it becomes a multidimensional race towards the finish line since only one Anon can go to Equestria out of all the ones wanting to go there, and when one wins all the other ones loose and end up back in earth so you are forced to struggle towards victory even if you would just want to live a peaceful life in the mismatched oc dimension with your strange oc waifu, but then things become even more difficult as Equestria does not want any Anons in it and Celestia and Luna try to cut Equestria out of the reach of such inter-dimensional travel so the heat gets put on even more and you're stuck in the middle of this rat race while juggling various emotions of various companions.

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>>26715356
...word.

>>26715356
Damn, that is some situation

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>>26715042
Hold my beer I'm going to fuck that.

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>>26716437

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>>26717254
how i miss that baguette

>>26716437

>>26712523
I failed you all

>>26718372
I know, you nerd

NERDS

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>>26719017

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Why is she so perfect?

>>26720198
because she's sequin

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>>26720246
I like you.

Question to the MOFF fags. Do you know why moths have dust?

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>Hey there, Anon. I got it all warmed up for yah.

My bad for the delay, but here you go AW.

>>26720352
So that they can look for prints?

>>26720998
Nnice, freaky looking yet nice

>>26720998
>diapers in fog

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Stupid face.

>>26720998
That's a pretty good drawing anon, good job son.

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I owed him one.

>>26721705
Cute face
>>26721961
Sweet poof

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>>26713295

>>26722585
*boops butt

What, you didn't say where...

>moff
>plone
>thing
>kaijupony
It's like all my favoeite threads merged

>>26722613
I am a Writefag. Will work for Thingpone arts.

>>26722613
Now merge the species

>>26722871
It will be done.
t. Thingpone

If you guys are lucky and I don't crash too early or be presented with the chance to masturbate furiously until I tear my foreskin up into a bloody mess and cum buckets all over my keyboard, there'll be some mothpony green later on today

>>26720998

Creepy Akaname, well done, and thanks! -AW

>>26722613
This is a party, here's your complimentary strange waifu™ party head and your strange waifu™ whistle thing

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Just finished reading "The End Can Neigh" from Festizio.

Enjoyed it a lot. The story had a strong B-movie monster and gag reel cartoon feel for me that continued with the sparse residences and encountered human characters. In particular the guy who froze up, even as she put him on her back, and the incident with the mirror early on in the alien spaceship, both left an impression in particular. Only negative that really struck me was that it's not finished and stopped where it did. The way everything was mobilizing and explaining her apparent invulnerability near the end has left me wanting for more.

Looked like it was going to have major conflict emerge as Sonork (I'm hazarding a guess that she'll get a more normal name from the human populace at some point) was headed for a collision with the Anon character. Cheers, and sorry about running off in the IRC in case I did miss you. I wasn't seeing any activity for over an hour so I figured you had probably left for some reason or another.

>>26724884
not sure what you were talking about, but... link?

>>26724928
http://pastebin.com/RMjJW69R

>>26724947
oh, I totally forgot that it was called the end can neigh

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>>26724884
Sweet deal, glad you enjoyed it so far. That was definitely my intentions as far as having the B-movie/silly vibes and tropes are concerned. That's the story I've been really trying to get back to, since my other story is at a good pause. I pretty much have it all planned and how it'll end ready to go, just gotta get to writing out and well...time is nobodies homie.
And no issues about the IRC, I'm sure well chat again in the future.

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"Nice try, Amber, but trust me, you really can't pull off that look."
>"If you'd just let me have some of your DNA, Anon..."

>>26720998
Who is this cutie?

>>26720352
Not him, but they're scales.
Not sure why, but I think they just make up the patterns on their bodies and wings.

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Some more moth

>You’re pacing back and front in front of the door to the cafe
>You’d want to go inside and see if ponies are checking your paintings out but just a few moments ago you saw the raging lesbian pony after your butt go in so you’re unsure if you can go in
>It’s not that you don’t appreciate the attention...you haven’t really gotten any attention like that but you don’t swing that way...
>You blush and shake your head at the fact that you’re feeling a bit happy somepony saw you that way for the first time, at least as far as you know
>You stop pacing back and forth and stand in front of the door while fidgeting like you need to go pee, bad
>Bust suddenly the door moves and you gasp in shock before quickly diving into a nearby bush to hide
>A few motponies walk out, casually chatting with one another as you peek from within your hiding place
>Phew, that took you by surprise, even if you might not be the best at dealign with moths you shouldn’t be so easily spooked you’d hide in a bu...
>Your train of thought comes to a halt as you glance at your hoof and find it on top of a white hoof
>You quickly whip your head to look at the pony sitting right next to you in close proximity, the moth you managed to completely not notice before in your panic
>It’s a white mothpony stallion with black compound eyes some mothponies have some yellow markings and his mane swept to stand upwards
>He suddenly flashes you a smile
>”How you doing?”
>And then he wiggles his eyebrows at you

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>>26725848
>You stare at the mothpony for a brief moment in silence
>That is until you quickly pull your hoof away and jump out of the bush while letting out a cross between a shriek and a yelp and at the same time get your hooves somehow tangled into one of the branches so you fall down on your face instead of landing down gracefully, or simply fly away
“Ow!”
>Just as you sit back up the stallions face pops out from the bush, looking a bit crossed
>”Hey what was that supposed to mean!”
>Now you fall back down from the surprise and let out a yelp
>”What’s happening here?”
>Suddenly the door to the cafe opens up and out walks-
“SUPER-DYKE!”
>Caramel looks at you with a puzzled and possibly slightly offended look on her face
>”...what?”
>You stop pointing at her and start to feel very self conscious at all these ponies starting to gather up so you just take flight and fly straight to your house, and under your bed
>...and then you climb out from beneath your bed and lie on top of it and grab a pillow before burying your face into it
>And then you let out a groan
>But you’re not left to enjoy wallowing in your own awkwardness for long as there’s a knock on the door
>You weren’t going to answer it but you could hear somepony familiar calling out to you
>The mega-dyke Caramel who’s hunting for your booty
>With uncertain steps you make your way to the door and carefully open it just a bit
>Behind it stands Caramel, and another mothpony, if you remember correctly her name was Hexferry
>”So my friend over there”
>Caramel points at Hexferry

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>>26725857
>”Thought it would be the best if I cleared up a misunderstanding...”
>You shrink away under Caramel’s gaze, she’s not glaring at you or anything so you don’t know why, but you just do
>And nod
>”You see I’m not a super-dyke, BUT ACTUALLY A STALLION!”
>Suddenly Caramel’s face gets swatted by Hexferry’s wing, making her flinch and take a step back as Hexferry takes her place
>”What my friend is trying to say is that she’s not really after you like that, she’s just screwing around”
>You stare at Hexferry and open the door up all the way while Caramel lets out a sigh
“R-really?”
>Hexferry nods and so does Caramel as you turn to look at her
>”Though I have to say the way you react is real cute...it’s waking up some kind of a predatory instinct in me~”
>Caramel licks her lips and you start to sweat and avoid her suddenly intimidating eyes while Hexferry glares at her friend
>”Anyways she’s sorry”
>You cautiously glance at Caramel
>Caramel shrugs but then nods as Hexferry’s tail slaps her face
>Hexferry is about to say something when she suddenly blushes and yanks her tail away from Caramel who started to caress it against her cheek
>Caramel chukles before waving goodbye to you and flying off to somewhere
>”I just thought you should know since you seemed to be so spooked of her. She’s just kidding around. Most of the time at least...”
>You nod and gulp, most of the time? So at some times she might even be serious about doing t-that? Your maiden heart is not ready for such indecent activities, with another mare none the less!
“Thanks”
>Hexferry offers you a smile

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>>26725871
>”That’s what friends are for”
>She must see the surprise on your face since she adds something to the sentence
>”That is if you want to...n-not that I want to befriend you or anything but you know if you really want to...”
>Wait, is she a tsundere? You’ve heard of those
>But you give Hexferry a smile
“Sure, I’d love to, if you really want me to be your friend...”
>Now the air has grown awkward between the two of you, but then Hexferry nods
>”I think many ponies want to be your friend, but I have to go now, I have somewhere I need to be”
>Hexferry takes flight and is about to fly of when you interrupt her
“Hexferry wait”
>Hexferry turns around just in time for you to plant a kiss on her cheek before landing back down on the ground
“See you around!”
>Happy that you remembered the local custom you close the door, completely oblivious to the shocked look on Hexferry’s face
>Or better yet, the pale blue mothpony that was seen around Hexferry, looking more than a little bit crossed

>>26722643
What kinda Thingaling you want?

>>26694417
booping it

BOOP

>>26726557
The kind where Thingpone is a mass of tentacles attached to the ceiling. One of her tentacles has her head attached to it. Her tentacle-like tongue is curling in anticipation drenched with saliva. She is pranking/manipulating/assimilating Anon/random ponies below her. She is unbeknownst to her victims because she is above them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03bDIB_xf0I

Or you can draw BlossomThing in my story sliming on the ceiling above Anon while he sleeps. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/258844/7/blossomthing/chapter-6-big-sister

Or anything you want really.

I can get real specific if you want lol.

Bemp

>>26725485
Huh, interesting.

Bop

>>26720998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8_WBqpdu2g

>>26720998

For those wondering... http://pastebin.com/5VrDBnka

Bip

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>>26730742

>>26730742

>>26725884
Whoops!

Whoopee

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>>26733530

Feckin' bumped. Drink!

>>26735619
Cute!

>>26735595
Also cute!

SSSStrangefu
I need more of that
SSSStrangefu
You give it to me
So I'll bump it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WLWVICpP9I

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>>26733931
That guy looks familiar... What's his name?

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>>26736589
god, i love that song

>>26735619
Homey ponies make me diamond hard

>>26737251
Me too, it seemed appropriate for a bump

>>26739543

Going to write something today.

>>26736617
Woolie

>>26725884
This was some cute moth, good job writefag

pam

You're now a strange waifu, wat do?

>>26742198
strange things.

>>26742198
Ditch my ugly neckbearded partner and stop being a "waifu".

>>26742198
>Be Strangeanon in Equestria.
>You're all wet now.
>This is a lake you're in.
>You notice that you're a giant kaiju pony now.
>When you look around you see a town over on the other side of the lake.
>You go check it out.
>It's full of cute little normal sized brightly coloured magical ponies
>You can tell they're magical ponies because some of the ones that are running away from you are not actually running away, but flying away instead.
"Hello."
>"Dear Celestia no! It's trying to talk to us!"
>They are now running away much more violently.
>You decide to just wait at the edge of the town until some of them calm down and come talk to you.
>Some of them notice this.
>"It's not coming right for us! BURN EVERYTHING IN IT'S PATH!"
>Now the ponies are lighting fires as they flee.
>When you notice some ponies trapped in the fires you try to put out the fires endangering them so you can rescue them.
>"IT WANTS TO HELP US!"
>Some of the ponies you're trying to save begin attempting to relight the fires, while others leap out of windows and crawl towards the buildings you've not saved yet.
>Once you've dumped water on all the burning buildings you go look for someone who'll talk to you.
>Maybe one of the boats has someone sane on it?
>You go check.
>Then a fishing boat rams into your face.
>It hurts.
>You decide you don't like this town, not at all.

>>26742198
Become a lesbian

>>26742432

Welp, time to go on a journey of discovery, to find someone that accepts you for who you are, and doesn't flip out and set fire to everything at the sight of you.

>>26742432
Moreeeee

>>26694417
this thread is the example how fandom is dead

>>26742198
Ignore that one Anon

>>26743478
Would you still cuddle an undead pony?

why page nine, mlp?

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>>26743744
Would you check these dubs?

>>26744481
>Anons's innerquestria
>Except his house lands on Pinkie
>Fluttershy comes up wearing a nurses outfit and inspects the splattered remains of Ponko
>"Um, this looks bad"
>Nurse Joy, one of the nurses from the local hospital comes up
>"Goddamn it Fluttershy I keep fucking telling you, YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO PRACICE MEDICINE!"
>A swift punt from the angry nurse sends Fluttershy flying away in a cloud of feathers
>"Look's like Team Flutters is flying off again!"
>Nurse Joy then goes and takes a look and the bloody mess
>"She's dead, Jim."
>A sound somewhere between a thud and a splat can be heard in the distance as Fluttershy, sans feathers, finishes her ballistic arc.
>Nobody here is called Jim though.
"Nurse, who are you talking to?"
>She stares blankly into space for a moment before replying
>"Sorry, slip of the tongue. Jim was my CO in the medical corps"
>"I'm afraid your Pink friend is dead, Human."
>Well shit.
>The nurse gives you some pills.
>"Take two of these each morning until the problem subsides."
>A week later the gory mess that was Pinkie has gone back to not not being Pinkie
>She's still a gory mess though, just a lot less deceased.
>The pony-shaped puddle of chunky pony salsa awkwardly fidgets with her hooves in front of you
>"Un Anon, I kinda have something to ask you."
"Yeah, what is it?"
>"I um ThinkI'mInLoveWithYouAndWantYourApelienPenisInMyCavityThatUsedToBeAVaginaAndMaybeMyPoopertooSoWouldYouGoOutWithMeOnADateIt'dMakeMeTheHappiestGoreMonsterInTheWholeWorld"
>Okay.
>And that's how you started dating a bloody mess that used to be a pony

Bemp

I was gonna bemp but you beep me bemp before I could bemp

Bop

Bip

>>26725884
Does this moth have a name?

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>>26747761
No

>>26747761
Her name's Shimmer Light

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>>26747859
even with the name still couldn't find a qt mark

>>26748072
None of the moths have QTmarks, they were ruled out during the early stages of their initial design.
You draw that? Haven't seen it before, it's nice.

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Shit, time for MOFF?

>>26748153
She's so pretty but her wings are so tedious to color dear god.

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>>26748163
WINGS?

This is now Moff General. Deal with it.

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>>26748172
No, look at these. They're hard to make pretty.

>>26748101
yeh was me, thanks anon

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>>26748185
I accept it

>>26748211
I know you dumb

Bop

Bep

>>26742432
>>26744922
Classic Durnk. Keep up the good work, my dude.

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>This, but with poner

>>26748153
>>26748211
>>26748244
which story features this Moff character, if there is one

>>26750703
>Be Anon in Equestria
>Hanging out with snekbro
>He's set up his super ninjado, which is like a super nintendo but it's from ponyland and made by ninjas
>You're kicking his ass at mario cart
>He's never been good with racing games, but you're pretty okay at them
>You even let him use yoshi, the undeniably best racer
>After a few more games snekbro says something
>"Hey Anon, there's something i need to tell you bro"
"What is it?"
>"It's kind of embarrasing but I think i'm homo for you."
"Just how homo are we talking?"
>"Big throbbing poner everytime i see you man"
"I thought that was just a snek thing"
>He's always had a huge throbbing horsecock protruding from his lithe snek body whenever you've seen him
>"Whenever you're around I get really worked up, like sexually"
"Wow snek, this must be hard to say to me. I'm not sure i'm homogay for you but you're my best bro whatever your peen likes"
>"Thanks Anon, that means a lot to me"
"It is a really nice cock, now that i think about it."
>"Really?" he says, blushing at the compliment
"Yeah."
>A few days later you totally sucked snek's poner
>And liked it

>>26750794
there were a random ones with her randomly

I'm not sure if there was one focused on her, but I'm not sure there wasn't either.

>>26751425
Very phallic

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>>26751425

More mothpone green when?

MOFF!

>>26753070
When I stop replacing human contact with a massaging seat cover.

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hello

>>26749335

>>26748185

Better moff general than bump general.

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Since we're all in the pony world, would a human qualify as a strange waifu?

>>26755179

Hmmm... what if Anon ended up in Equestria...

with his wife?

>>26751425
Wouldn't snekbro have two big throbbing poners? You know, hemipenis and all that.

>>26755188
I don't think this was ever explored.

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Got some Thingpone/Blossomforth up in this bitch. New chapter is up!

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/258844/blossomthing

Hey folks, figured you might help-there was a story posted somewhere on this board about a filly succubus, who constantly tries to seduce anon, but he keeps ignoring her because to everyone around she'd just appear as underage or something, don't really remember. Would've checked the paste archive myself, but it gives me an internal server error

>>26756050
http://pastebin.com/u/Leiffer

>>26756089
Thanks a lot!

>>26753070
Hey you arent me

>>26756922
How do you know you're you?

>>26756980
I don't ask for green, reading it's for fucking nerds

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>>26756991
No. you're a nerd

>>26757645
Go and make moth threads on /trash/ you fucking loser

Bop

>>26753070
Maybe tonight

Bip

>>26760403
Poy

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Quick little moff I drew yesterday before bed

>>26760961
I'd hug it

>>26760961
I would moff it

>>26760961
HI m8ff u l00k liek a 60's h@uswaifu

>>26760962
>>26760963
well thanks, guys!
>>26761143
I thought a floofy mane like that would look nice on her haha.

"Hey Jubie why are you eating all those pop tarts?"
>"Because they taste good"
"Oh, what flavor you having?"
>"Semen flavor"
"Very funny, come on what flavor are they?"
>"No really, semen flavor, see?"
"What the..."
>"Imported straight from hell for all sorts of semen demons"

bebmep

>>26755734
Hey, thanks Chuckle.

>>26755660
He left the toilet seat up in the human world and now she just won't stop.

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>>26751675
Lemme tell you from memory;

>Sequin and a shit ton of clones of herself

>Some clop story with her pet

>Served background for plenty of other characters, particularly Meisa when multiple business-mares were needed

>One half assed story I wrote that I forgot most of the plot was. Involved everyone in the town going fucking feral and she's running a combat ring or something.

She wasn't all that popular when compared to Hex, Cara and associates, and really anyone who was associated with a particular kink.

Here's to hoping for more stories in the future that doesn't involve Lewds for every strang Waifu still alive right now.

>>26762972
It's times like these I regret my decision of periodically deleting my old word documents full of text and replacing them with new empty ones to fill up once again with stories until I repeat the process.

Could have copypasted a few of those stories right up.

>>26763062
Don't mean we can't type up some new stuff, learn from old bad habits from
nearly a year ago.

>>26763226
>>26762972
Oh yeah, and the LAN party that came with an unfinished drawing. That got hyped up for a while.

more mof who nobody knows what she looks like coming through

>Happy, happy, so very happy
>You’re prancing with a big skip and hop in your hooves as you travel forward on a quest for groceries
>You’ve made your first ever friend after all, you’re overjoyed
>Even yesterday you ended up being so happy you painted a new painting in a frenzy of happiness, spraying the canvas, floor and the walls with a happy assortment of colors
>You try not to think about a weirder moment during painting when you used some red paint like it was lip gloss and then applied some black on your eyelashes and started to poof up your fluff with your hooves and pose around in front of your mirror in a very...naughty manner
>That was before you started to dance around your house
>Well, the word flail around like you had a seizure would be more precise
>But you were just so joyed that it started to come out weird
>And just like that you walk face first into another pony’s behind since you were too busy having your eyes closed and feeling self conscious and shameful
>And talk about shame when you notice that the butt you touched with your face happens to belong to the white stallion who saw you freak out yesterday
>You’re about to apologize like crazy, but he lets out a sigh
>”So you turned out to be a dyke huh, what a shame...”
>Another sigh as you stare at the stallion with a puzzled look on your face
“A...dyke?”
>you blush and wave your hooves from side to side in front of your face as you panic
“N-no I am not like that, why would you think s-something like that?”
>Now the stallion looks puzzled
>”Didn’t you give Hexferry a kiss?”
>You blush further and nod
“Y-yeah but isn’t that a custom in here?”
>The stallion looks at you like you were off of your rocker
>”A what now?”
>That’s weird...Y-you could not have made a mistake? Maybe he is just pulling a joke on you or...
>Suddenly you gasp

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>>26763433
>This stallion was hiding in the bushes, and does not know of the kissing custom, maybe he has never had any friends?
>”Why are you eyeing me like I am a long lost comrade?”
>You shake your head quick before getting back to the topic
“But I saw Hexferry give a kiss on the cheek on a pale blue mare, and then the cafe ponies, Minty and Birch, I saw them do it too, it’s a custom right?”
>The white stallion stares at you with a dumbfounded expression before suddenly breaking into roaring laughter
>You shrink a little as his laughter and pointing at you draws the attention of random ponies passing the two of you
>”HA HA HA OH WOW...YOU THOUGH’T THAT-HHAHAHA HA!”
>The stallions seems to collect himself enough to continue talking while you try your best to give him an upset glare showing how uncomfortable all this attention drawing is making you
>The stallion suddenly places a hoof on your shoulder, making you let out a brief surprised squeak
>”Those mares, they are lesbians, Minty and Birch, and Hexferry and Shimmer, both couples. There’s no custom about kissing anypony in this village”
>You stare at the stallion in surprise as he starts to mutter to himself about whether or not they might actually be bi
>”By the way my name is Virgo, and it’s good to know you are out on the market , if you know what I mean”
>He wiggles his eyebrows at you but you are too busy processing this new info to take notice
>There’s no kissing custom, those mothponies are just like that
>And you gave Hexferry, your new, in a relationship lesbian friend a kiss.
>”By the way how did you manage to do it while Shimmer was watching?”
“I-that-who?”
>”Hexferry’s marefriend, I don’t know about you but she’s a bit scary, even I have trouble implying a three-way with them most of the times, but there you were, just planting a kiss like a bad moffer trucker”

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>>26763437
>What is he...wait that pale blue mothpony you saw Hexferry with, now that you really think back you might have seen some pale blue in the corner of your eye when going back inside your house
>”Shimmer can be really mean”
>This is bad, really bad, the worst!
>You let out a shriek and start flying straight towards your house at a high speed
>You’re going to crawl under your bed and never ever come out again!
>”Were are we going?”
>You pause your panic and glance at your side and find the white stallion, Virgo, flying next to you and looking confused
>You blush bashfully, as if you weren’t feeling shamed enough now this mothpony of the opposite sex has been looking at you while you pulled off who knows what kinds of horrified faces as you flew
>”Wait, it can’t...you didn’t know?”
>You put the breaks on and come to a halt before nodding at a furious pace
>Virgo stares at you with wide eyes, before suddenly pointing at you with his hoof and roaring with laughter
>You scrunch your mouth in an upset manner as he laughs and points at you
>He’s enjoying your anguish way too much! How rude
>You turn around and take off again towards your house, but you collide with another mothpony right away and tumble down to the ground
>After picking yourself up and looking at the mothpony you ran into the first thing you see is a very familiar shade of blue of a coat and your blood runs cold
>...you’re screwed!
>You quickly grab onto the mothpony and keep your eyes closed out of fear
“S-SORRY FOR KISSING YOUR MAREFRIEND I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT YOU TWO AND I DIDN’T MEAN ANYTHING WITH IT I JUST THOGUHT IT WAS A FORM OF GREETING IN THIS VILLAGE BECAUSE...”
>You trial on, saying whatever comes to your mind in a frenzy of fear, shame, embarrassment, awkwardness and a handful of other emotions
>”Uh...You might want to-“
>You’re completely deaf to Virgo’s voice
“I MEAN HERE LOOK I’LL EVEN KISS YOU”

>>26763447
>You plant a flurry of kisses on the mothpony, not even completely sure where they end up on
“SO AS YOU CAN SEE IT’S JUST A GREETING AND NOTHING MORE EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT AND UHH I MEAN UMM UHH”
>You’re not even sure what you are trying to say anymore, why did you even give kisses to this moth what are you doing stop!
>You carefully glance up at the face of the one they call Shimmer to see how upset she-
>You’re staring at a completely different mare.
>She stares at you, blushing furiously and looking extremely uncomfortable
>”Uh...I-I don’t swing that way but umm...t-thank you for the attention!”
>The mothpony quickly flies away while looking like she’s about to die of embarrassment
>You just stare at the mare as she flies away and then you just turn to look at Virgo with a pokerface
>Virgo just stares at you and shakes his head
>”Wow you’re really something all right...you probably want to crawl into a hole somewhere, no not like that, and well, yeah good luck with your life, I'm going to go and stalk Sequin, that mothpony you just mistook for Shimmer, and see if this causes somethign fun to happen so yeah, stay strong I guess? Good luck?”
>Virgo shrugs and then he flies off as well
>The pokerface stays on as you simply start heading home
>If you let it down you’d probably start crying in public due to various reasons
>You’re just going to go home, crawl under your bed where it is safe and then just stay there for the rest of your life
>Goodbye any kind of social life you could have had

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>>26763457
With enough luck, everyone will forget about this ever happening by next weeks installment.

Too much sugar bump

So how's it hanging?

>>26765644
Lactose free Pop Tarts were not actually lactose free so I am bleeding out of my anus.

Other than that it's ok

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>>26766570
7

>>26765646
coke pone a good

>>26768391

http://fav.me/d4rcb9h

MOFF!

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best moff

The object to your left, right or the one you touched the last is now a pony

>>26769619
I want to see a remote pone, able to turn off everything in the house and lower the lights to make it lewd

>>26769619
Microwave fish soup-dinner pony

>>26769619
Thinkpad t420. a pony who knows just how fucked up i really am because her memory contains my entire porn collection. great.

>>26769619
To my left, backpack I've kept since middle school
To my right, an unusually long pillow with no design
In my hands, an Alcatel OneTouch

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>>26769619
To my left, a car. To my right, a castle... huh

>>26763447
>>26763457
I like this Virgo.

>>26769619
This set of golf clubs? I can deal with it.

>>26769823
What, you don't like royalty?

>>26769823
Castle is best waifu.

>>26769823
You will never ram through her gates

>>26769619
>Left: 3ds
Get back here and let me play pokemon, Horse!

>Right: Calculator
Get back here and let me do homework with you, horse!

>Last touched: Glass of milk
I'll still be hungry, but in a different way

>>26769823
>>26769918
>>26770024

Castlepon when

>>26769619
i have a gaming mouse pony now? she better not distract me while i'm noscoping noobs.

Moth guys are in luck, you're going to get a comfy story about brushing Shimmer Light

It just kinda started to happen

>>26770735
"Are you really, really sure?"
>"I..."
>Shimmer keeps staring at you with mild frustration on her face as her tail flicks once again, followed by one of her ears doing a quick flick
>Oh she is tempted all right, and almost there
"It'd be a very nice surprise for Hexferry don't you think, I mean you sure looked happy hen you saw Hexferry like that, why not return the favor?"
>Hook, line and sinker you've got your finger wrapped around the mare right there and then, Shimmer blushes just a hint as she considers it
>No you're not trying to coarse her into anything indecent or suspicious, even if you are Anonymous, the internet tough guy/autistic retard, depending who you're asking
>You see, you're sitting on a sofa with Shimmer at Hexferry's house, both of you sort of waiting for time to pass so Hexferry can come back
>You had arrived way before Shimmer and you were left alone with the squeaker, and one thign left to another and you ended up brushing her mane for her, then her coat and fluff, and then her tail
>And it seems to have awoken some sleeping skill inside your subconscious since afterwards you were done her mane and tail were sparkly and coat shiny
>Not to mention the two of you might have even bonded a little as friends during it, just like Shimmer now she was first against the idea but as it happened she went along with it more and more
>And then Shimmer came over and got the surprise of her lifetime with Hexferry looking like she just came from a multi-hour makeover session after a luxurious weekend at a beauty spa
>To bad it shook Hexferry out of her comfy trance and she hopped off of your lap
>Say what you will but a warm pony purring in your lap as you brush her feels soothing and the best
>Hence you're trying to get another one to do it
>Shimmer keeps eyeing you while deep in though, struggling internally whenever she should go along with it or not

>>26770834
>But anyone could see she's really curious to
>You wonder if allowing another to brush them has some significance since both of them are a bit reluctant and blushing a little about it
>But who really cares since just then Shimmer finally caves in after being wooed by your sweet honeyed words
>"Fine, but just the mane"
>You nod and grab the brush and pat your lap
"All right, get closer so I can brush you"
>Shimmer stares at your lap and then scoots over to you, but refuses to climb on
>Well you figured as much, it's Shimmer none the less
>You move your hand as Shimmer follows it closely with her eyes-how you can tell since they are compound eyes you are not sure, must be living with these half insect hoerses-anyway you grab some of her mane, take notice how soft it feels, and start to gently brush it
>Shimmer sits close to you, very tense as you brush her mane
>Reminds you of Hexferry, she too was pretty tense but soon relaxed like she was getting some kind of a luxury massage
>Your own calmness and forwardness does surprise you a little, you'd think you'd feel a bit self conscious about brushing a pony but instead of feeling like giving a female friend a back massage, doing the best to not touch any sensitive areas while practically shitting yourself and sweating a river you feel more like petting a cat or another kind of a soft furry pet
>...something you won't admit to either of these two, it probably would not be the best thing you could say to a mare
>You can see how Shimmer tries her hardest to keep her body tense as she fights the relaxation
>It just makes you want to brush her more gently
"Move closer a bit"
>A bit oblivious to her now you grab her shoulder and pull her a bit more towards you, making her body practically rest against yours
>Shimmer blushes a bit more, but still not red enough to call it a full on blush

>>26770838
>She glances at you warily but you completely miss it as you focus on her mane, or more on how to brush her better since she refuses to get on your lap, making you have to pose your arms around awkwardly
>It was very soothing to run your hands through Hexferry's long mane and brush it in long strokes, but Shimmer's shorter mane is proving to feel equally satisfying-no, maybe even more
>Which takes you by surprise if you're being completely honest, you'd have thought the shorter the mane the less fun it is to brush it
>You flick your tongue again as you have to pose your hands around in an awkward, even aching manner since the two of you are on a sofa
>"Is it diffficult?"
>You're shook back from your brusher's high by Shimmer's voice
>She's looking at you, the blush on her face now noticeably less blush, but her posture more relaxed as well
"A little bit, but don't worry about it, I'll get your mane more sparkly than you have ever been"
>You return your attention back to the brushing and Shimmer looks back down and stares at your lap
>"...wait"
>You stop and suddenly Shimmer settles down on the sofa so that her upper body is lying on your lap
>"Now it should be easier..."
>You decide to not comment on it in any way and return to brushing her mane
>And like that time goes on, the two of you on the sofa in silence, the warm beam of sunlight hitting both of you from the window
>Now that you're about done with her mane you start to focus back on her again
>She's more relaxed now, surprisingly so, you'd have though she'd be pulling off a face all the way through
>And she feels pretty nice, makes you feel how good it felt to have a whole pony on your lap
>You really wish she'd have done the same too if you're being completely honest
>Now that that's done, you decide to play around a little
>You move the brush and give the backside of one of her ears a stroke
>Shimmer lifts her head back up from the almost drooping position it was in and looks at you

>>26770842
"The ears have to match the mane"
>You do not say anything else nor stay and see what kind of a face she makes, simply move back to gently giving her ears a few stokes of the soft brush
>And Shimmer simply lets you, without saying anything or pulling away
>What surprises you most is that she remains pretty much relaxed
>You wonder if you could take it a bit farther
>You return to giving the ends of her mane a few strokes, and as you're around her neck area you slowly brush less of her mane and more of her neck until you're just brushing the back and sides of her neck
>During the first few strokes on her neck only she did seem a bit surprised but it didn't seem to last
>You're surprised she has not commented on it in any way, and hence decide to just brush her until she tells you to stop
>And so you abandon her mane completely and focus on her coat
>She acts a bit like a cat avoiding the hand that is trying to pet it at first, but then allows it to happen, and even more surprisingly seems to relax even more
>Add so both of you stay silent as the brushing continues
>Shimmer climbs a bit more onto your lap as you take extra care to brush her, even more than with Hexferry
>You weren't rough with her and of course avoided brushing any areas like her wings and such, but with Hexferry it did not feel as critical as in here
>It feels that instead o having multiple lives you're playing a 1-hit-ko game
>But this is nice, getting to brush Hexferry was a treat in itself, but getting to brush Shimmer Light like this feels even more lie a rare treat
>Surprisingly enough she seems to be more and more on board with the brushing as it continues, even pushing her chest out and lifting her head up so you have easier access as you brush her chestfluff
>And thanks to being so focused on brushing her the fact that she's letting out sounds of enjoyment does not make you sperg out even the slightest
>Nothing like moans or anything like that, just satisfied sighs and other sounds

>>26770846
>Shimmer seems to have turned more or less into putty in your hands, she's now completely relaxed and does not avoid any sort of bodily contact with you at all
>But you're a bit too much focused on brushing her and enjoying the act of making her look top pretty for it to really sink in, so the whole situation plays out like it was only natural
>There is touching and contact, but no not like that, but nether of you are feeling any kind of embarrassment or awkwardness about it, even if you normally would without the medium of brushing
>Yes, both of you have entered your own individual zones of zen and the silence in Hexferry's house and the warmth of the sunlight only end up making it more relaxed for the both of you
>Shimmer reminds you more and more of a cat as you brush up her coat into shining like it was silky smooth
>The scenery in Hexferry's living room has become an undisturbed moment in time, kind of like standing still in a meadow and having butterflies fly slowly around you without a care in the world, maybe even land on you every now and then as you just sit there and enjoy the atmosphere and tranquility
>But then you start to come back from your trance as you let out a yawn and start to register how comfy you're feeling right now
>But then you start to take notice of other things, the weight and warmth of Shimmer on your lap, the pleasant scent of being inside someone else's house, and the scent of someone else, mainly Shimmer
>Just like all other mares she does smell nice, you're unsure if it's just soap you're smelling or if each of these ponies have a scent of their own
>Shimmer keeps gently rubbing herself against y...wait what?
>You keep brushing her as you take a look at Shimmer and find her even more relaxed than Hexferry was
>Maybe it has something to do with not talking and the serene silence that has been surrounding the two of you, with Hexferry you did chat a little, not a long conversation, a reply here, a sentence there

>>26770848
>But yes, she is gently pressing herself against you like you were a big pillow
>Her eyes are closed and she has completely surrendered to how good your brushing must feel, kind of like Hexferry did too
>But you were not expecting the same to happen with Shimmer Light, at least not to this extend
>Then again you were not expecting to get to do a full body brush on her either
>Right now the usually collected, slightly distant Shimmer light is more like a carefree cat purring on he lap of the person petting it
>You're surprised she has not started to full on rub her head against you like a cat, but that's pretty far fetched anyway
>You move on to brushing her tail, an act that did break the mood a little with Hexferry, making her blush and stir from her comfy little trance as you grabbed her tail
>But Shimmer does not, in fact she settles down on your lap almost like she was coiling up to take a nap
>And you too sink back to the same trance you were in before, simply enjoying both warmth's of the sun and Shimmer
>And as you do you miss taking notice of Shimmer opening up her eyes and glancing at her tail in your hand as you gently brush it
>Shimmer stares, but then slowly closes her eyes and finally completely surrenders to the relaxation out of her free will
>Her breathing starts to slow down almost as if she was falling asleep and she rests her head against you
>Perhaps t was only supposed to be for a brief moment, but she almost instantly falls asleep
>You can't blame her though, the rays of the sun are pulling you off for a nap as well, just in time so to speak as you finish brushing her
>Tired you marvel at your work and find Shimmer fast asleep, half of her on top of your lap and the rest of her on the sofa
>This is a whole new kind of Shimmer you're seeing, you've never seen her so relaxed, she always seems a bit tense like she's constantly keeping herself in check instead of cutting loose

>>26770855
>You wonder if you'd have gotten to see Hexferry looking so serene as well if Shimmer would not have come over and found her and you on this same sofa
>But you find yourself too tired to think any further so you let your head rest on the back of the sofa while staring at the ceiling
>You probably should wake Shimmer up soon but the combination of her and the sun just feels so relaxing that you need to enjoy it just a little bit more
>Just...a...bit...mo...
>And you too succumb to the relaxation as you close your eyes and fall into taking a nap
>When Hexferry came back with a few of her other friends she ran into she found the two of you on the sofa, sleeping and snuggling together since both of you seemed to move around and shift your positions in your sleeps
>Which was captured into a photo that was used to make Shimmer feel embarrassed for months to come
>And a legend of your skills at giving brushes being legendary into being born
>Which of course meant you got to brush a lot of manes in the future so you're not complaining

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>>26770735
>touching shimmer at all
You got a Deathwish, buddy?

>>26769619
Left: MH-1000

Right: Basketball

Last touched: Xbone contoller

.....looks like a couple of gals that need doodle'n

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Snek
https://derpibooru.org/1110051

>>26771217
slippery snake

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You guys need a bump.

>>26770858
That was awfully adorable Anon. Thanks.

>>26771217
ive often wondered if snakes can even feel sexual pleasure.

>>26772251
Go lick a snake's cloaca, then ask if it feela good
EZ

What if Anon was the strange waifu to a pony?
>Walks on two legs
>Almost no fur
>No hooves
>Tiny little eyes

>Pony meets Anon
>Pony wants to bang the alien
>Pony's friends feel uneasy around such a strange creature
>Some ponies even lose their dinner at the sight of such an alien creature
>Pony wants to take it out to dinner

>>26694417
Just caught up with Kitsujia's "Don't Lose Your Head" story. Very well done. I like the world building and the dulahan origin story.

To the anon that recommended it, thank you, it was a very interesting read. Shame that it was never finished.

>>26772449
So a Lyra story?

Goodnight

>>26772369
i did. she didnt respond.

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>>26773813

>>26774638
Moonman pls

>>26774689
Cant you see