Cartman

>>26657484
Because you're 14 years old.

>>26657484
Because you're so underage it hurts.

>>26657484
At least then Twilight won't be the fattest thing in Equestria anymore.

>>26657538
>>26657543
What are you guys talking about? The show started in 1997. You are accusing him of liking something he wouldn't have even been born yet.

Nah, I'm 21.

>>26657549
So I was just thinking...
In theory, if I get a pone fat enough would it's fat go down underneath it so far its legs couldn't reach the ground?
Or would it's legs grow proportionately...?

>>26657484
He would get brutaly murdered in days.

I mean part of me feels compelled to drop in something cruel and horrible when I see something as innocent as MLP. How about Ramsey Snow?

>>26657573
How about a nuke?

Give him a bit of powers or nerf the ponies to make it fair then

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>>26657549

That'll be one hell of a story. Funny shenanigans. MLP intro. Nuke kills everything

>>26657587
You do know how to actually reply to people, right? Click on the random numbers.

>>26657597
Aah. New to this site

>>26657601
Np. Try to not go around announcing it cus' people will get pissed.

>>26657577
How about i disarm it and glitch in your fob core?

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>>26657601
>Admitting you're new
Disgusting newfag

>>26657601
>>26657607
>>26657612
As demonstrated by this faggot here. Thank you.

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>>26657612
Implying I care

>>26657624
Not sure if you already know this, but if you put a
>
in front of text it will appear green, implying that you're quoting.

>>26657484
It wouldn't be that funny, he'd just continue to act like a spoiled little shit.

>>26657638
There's gold in there somewhere. He's a master manipulator

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>>26657607
>>26657618
Fucking newfag/normalfaggot

>>26657568
You can use humans as an indicator of what transformation might occur tho cats and dogs tend to be to fat for normal walking

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>>26657658
I'm trying to help out the new guy so he doesn't seem as new. No problem there.

Why do I have a red line under me?

>>26657681
Of course there's a problem! How are we gonna persecute him if we don't know for sure if he's new or not?

>>26657658
we must

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I think it'd be funnier if we introduced The Book of Mormon to Equestria instead

>>26657802
I doubt ponies can be converted to Mormonism, since they already have godlike figures

>>26657815
That's the point. To convert them.