Confession Thread 2.0

>>26479447
I carry a gun in my house not for the fear of someone breaking into my home, but the fear of them seeing my pony collection.

back in early 2012 after watching the show for a while i used to go to a print shop and get A3 prints of pony images and hang them on my wall.
Looking back on it now im surprised i did it.

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I own a buzz saw for the fear of briny exposure, I will kill anyone who finds out!!!

>>26479447
>sorta want to keep it that way
Nigga and how exactly are you gonna do that?
I've been trying to resist since second season, but everyone who lasts long enough on this ride, ends up fantasizing about pone vag one day.
Only way to avoid it, is to leave the ride forever.

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>>26480111
>implying it's possible to leave the ride

And it's not. We are doomed. Forever. We will fap to pone pussy for the rest of our pathetic lives.

>>26479447
Good luck, pone is literally superior to humans in the cute value, you will fap to them eventually, and some time later, you'll wanna try the real thing.

I know I have.

Now for my confession. I have a few shit tier fetishes I desperately do not want, but I can't help but get hard to them. It is a hell I chose by blowing my tallywacker to horse in the first place.

>>26479447
>Moonhorse will never stalk you

As for my confession? I can't really say I have anything embarrassing to "hide". All my friends know I like pone, I have an MLP poster on my room's door and a few small pony figurines (2 Rarities and a Unicorn Twilight).

Outside of the usual "I wanna fuck a pony" or "I cant find humans irl attractive anymore, but cant really say it because people wouldn't udnerstand" deal, I dont think I really have anything to hide.
>>26480592
What are they?

>>26479447
I only join too fap off to ponies

>>26480592
>I have a few shit tier fetishes I desperately do not want, but I can't help but get hard to them.

>confession thread
>admits he has fetishes
>doesn't tell what they are.

Anon pls, we want to know

>>26480677
>>26480747

Oh but I did tell you.

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>>26480795
>I know I have.
I reckon you had sex with a horse.
>fetisheS
>them
you used plural.

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>>26480913
But Anon, it's degeneracy. Not the horsefucking though, I'm proud of that one.

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>>26480931
I very much doubt they are worse than mine.
Consider this: according to the pic, I am in the lowest level. clopping and furry doesn't count

>>26481102
Okay, okay, it's permanant markers.

>>26479447
I don't wanna fuck ponies at all. I don't see why anyone would want to fuck something that can't give them children.
I have, however, fapped to trap ponies. Thanks, /ttg/.

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>>26481102
In what world is clopping worse than Formicophilia?

>>26481102
>floor tiles
Gets me every time

>>26481341
... and on the same level as pedo, necro, snuff and guro... I don't know, i just found that photo somewhere and saved it.

>>26481102

Shouldn't feet be a lvl lower

>>26481407
As I said, I don't know. I didn't make it. Otherwise clopping would be in the normalfag level and PIV (human) in the last one.

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I have only watched the first 3 episodes of season 5 and I can't muster an urge to watch any more.

>>26481550
I'd say you should keep going, if only because there are some great songs later in the season.

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>>26481550
Yeah, you and half the board. Hell, my confession is that I'm in constant disgust due to sharing this board with so many fans of the fandom, redditors and new/normalfags.

>>26479447
I Cant fap to horses or want to have sex with a horse now that gravity falls is over.
I truly do not know how that works.

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>>26481578
Great like "S1 S2" great or great like "Rainbow Rocks" great?

>>26481588
>fans of the fandom
I never thought it'd come to this, but I guess it sort of has. To be fair, I hardly ever post anymore.

>>26479447
i have pet rock without googly eyes

I was always the alpha of the family but when they found out about my horse fetish they fucking hated me. Haven't seen them in years except my sister.

Have you ever had the feeling that you could do more with your life but you already accept it as it is now?

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I confess that the first time I clopped was to Rainbow Dash
I know, I know, absolutely disgusting.
Ah, the mistakes of one's youth.

>>26481661
Hard to say. The song in the season finale is quite nice though.
And the one with Coloratura is pretty great.
Probably closer to Rainbow Rocks than S1 and S2, but still worth the time in my opinion.

>>26481102
>I have some from each of these
D-does that mean I'm already Ascended?

>>26481102
I guess my confession is I have something from every tier in this list but weird.

-hentai
-lolicon
-shemale
-futanari
-vore
-clopping
-furry
-crushing
-unbirthing

I additionally clopped before I even watched the show and that's what got me to start.
And I listen to brony music still. That shit throws me back.

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>>26481684
Hmm, that doesn't exacly inspire me with confidence, but that's not really a bad - I'll be harder to disappoint. I'll probably get around to watching it soon enough.

Also I know that feel.
My first clop was also to Rambo Dosh, despite always liking Rara the most.

>>26481751
Yes. Just like me, my friend. We are not silly humans anymore.

>>26481805
>tfw mere degenerate

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>>26481767
The songs from the older seasons seem to have a "simpler" feel to them, whereas in the new seasons and EQG movies there seems to be a lot more going on.
Not sure if that makes sense.
Seriously though, Coloratura's song is worth the price of admission. Have fun if you do decide to press on!
I'm ashamed to say that I really disliked Rarity until S1E19. Then she shot up to waifu tier.

Here's another confession:
I absolutely love the EQG movies
I regret nothing

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>>26481840
I guess I have a confesssion similar to this one
.
I watch EqG, and I like it.
To the point where I don't even watch the show any more.
I started watching mid-season one, it's not like EqG was my first, but I just enjoy it more than I ever did the show.

>>26481836
degenerate is the fourth level
clopping is in the fifth
you don't clop.
>heretic

I don't like Rainbow Dash

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>>26481886
I- I used to?
Does that change anything?

Yeah...
That's my confession I guess.
I stopped clopping.

>>26481952
>Does that change anything?
I'm not sure... I don't know if you can pass to an upper level if you stop liking some fetishes.

Here's my confession: it's thanks to that picture that I found out about clopping and subsequently about the show. That's why I posted it.

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I never was attracted to ponies until I clopped to Tiarawhy's Chrysalis animation

I practice Pony Hypnosis

>>26482304
Have you made any progress with it?
I tried it a long time ago but never got very far.
I remember feeling my hands and legs changing shape, but never more than that.

>>26482304
>>26482347
I was once on the hypnoponies site for a year.

It was a hugbox and a cult all at the same time, I dunno how the fuck it happened.

>>26482347
Pretty drastic progress, to be honest.
Full on paket.
Legs, hooves, back, everything.

I focused on applejack, becuase waifu is laifu.

>>26482359
>>26482365
That sounds pretty impressive.
What did you do once you "transformed"? (if that's the right word)
Also, good taste in pone.

>>26482410
I just walked around in the city, and got my groceries.
But it felt epic as hell.

>>26482418
Feel free to elaborate more if you want.
I've always been interested in these things.
Kind of wish I had a stronger reaction to it, but it could just be that I didn't put enough time into it.

>>26479447
I made the mistake of trying to get my brother to watch the show, he turned around and told our sister I watch the show, and now she gives me shit about it and threatens to tell the whole family.
Non-embarrassing confession: I prefer humanized over pony. My waifu is the human version of a pony.
>Implying an EqG character is """human"""
>>26481102
I have a fetish in almost every one of those categories. No bingo for me.

>>26482441
There isn't much to say I'm afraid.

>>26482580
Fair enough.
Getting groceries while under the hypnosis does sound pretty fun.
Might take at another crack at it now.

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Sometimes I hope I die young, because I don't want to live to become jaded over her non-existence.