Planeswalking draw prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, in a fictional universe of your choosing.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/137144647028/
Friendship is Magic #38 is due out tomorrow (Jan. 13) - digital copy could be up in 6-7 hours!
The Everfree Forest might follow some strange rules all its own, but it doesn't hold a monopoly on the forests of Equestria. There's plenty of wild tree collections that don't break the norms of weather control - the White Tail Woods, for example. Camping trips are fun, and even leisurely jaunts can be quite bracing - though both activities might be at least slightly curtailed by winter conditions. Still, it can be worth seeing nature in these months. Maybe only if they're close by, though.
>>26081053
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
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Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
First for Applejack being a very pretty girl.
>>26086471
She really is, though.
would you
more like crapplejack
We Applejack now
>>26086514
Sounds good to me.
here's a trixie to start off my evening
>>26086489
I wanna brush herfetlocks
Do you think Applejack
>>26086521
Perhaps she can dance a magic dance, but would she move the world for you?
>>26086521
seems pretty great and powerful to me!
>>26086530
all the time
>>26086539
hell yes, she owes me.
Remember pony music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKLIpCCVLIM
>>26086563
>>26086595
Wow, anon has a fat butt
>>26086600
Trixie really needs to make some friends.
>>26086645
She'll make friends through art!
>>26086358
Is that Principal Skinner's voice actor?
>>26086666
Drawing other ponies doesn't count as "making friends", Megasatan.
>>26086625
Perfect for breeding.Someone please edit this to be a zebra stallion
>>26086666
Quads say that Trixie will literally make friends to make friends with.
>>26086685
She's hard at work!
You can go to Equestria, butyou have to defeat my strongest minions and prove yourself worthy first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNxO8CqV3GY
>>26086521
How is the new tablet? Would you recommend it?
LAWDY
Pony asks you how her day went and if you're enjoying the local heat wave.
>>26086650
Tiny applejack is best applejack
>>26086809
but it's cold out
>>26086809
>Pony asks you how her day went
>>26086809
>Pony asks you how her day went
?
>>26086809
>heat wave.
What kind of heat are we talking here?
>>26086811
False.
>>26086823
Pony is a narcissist with alzheimers
https://derpiboo.ru/1065238
U
N
F
>>26086823
>>26086824
>>26086840
She's a very confused pony
>>26086717
why would Big Macintosh fuck a zebra stallion?
>>26086857
Because he's gayer than Braeburn.
>>26086446
What lead to the Everfree Forest being some kind of untamed wilderness anyway? Is there something in it that is stopping the ponies from conquering it (well, there are some monsters, but none a few Unicorns couldn't handle) or do they simply not care about living next to such a dangerous place?
>>26086797
oh hey, that's pretty hot.
>>26086846
What the hell?
>>26086809
>local heat wave
Melbfag here, gonna be 41 today
fuck everyone
>>26086846
Hoo boy. Did someone pay to have his shitty OC getting fucked?
>>26086877
I wonder if it has to do with the Tree of Harmony.
>>26086881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SegvNkWgoOY
>>26086904
I can't help it
I really like thick diamond tiara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rRcJfCpyB4
>>26086918
But she's just so prissy. I'd imagine her strict ass mom would ensure she'd be one of those super-skinny girls. If she were a little bigger, she'd probably be a little nicer, honestly
>>26086938
money= more food and spoiled
She'd be a bitch no matter her size
>>26086938
no no no anon
I don't give a fuck about diamond tiara in general
I just like *that* artist's thick diamond tiara
>>26086900
You mean as some kind of natural defense to keep itself hidden from the wrong eyes?
>>26086846
that is kinda unf
MUST GO SPEEDILY.
>>26086797
muh dick
>>26086918
same senpai
>>26086970
What a good pony, I'm going to put it on the fridge!I'm actually going to throw it in the bin.
>>26086991
something seems off about that name
>>26086951
Innit she great?
Fluttershy wants you to stroke her horsefeathers
>>26087006
it has some kind of charm
>>26087013
not until she takes a bath
What if chubby Diamondwas black?
>>26086920
Oh man, that's cute.
Did you make it?
>>26087027
I wouldn't mind too much
>>26087004
Looks okay to me.
>>26086797
this is really on the fence for me, if it was like 20% less fat i would be all over it
>>26087027
pony spent her life's savings on lottery tickets, she's sure she's going to win
Thicc girls.
>>26086970
>>26086991
>rombo dish
It's a traditional meal in Cloudsdale
Sunset Shimmer's uncontrollable lust for horsecocks
>>26087088
I don't think I'd ever have the heart to tell her how terrible she is at that
Sunset Shimmer's uncontrollable bowels.
>liking fatass humanized Diamond Tiara
where did MLPG go so wrong
>>26087072
That's far beyond thick.
>>26087088
>>26087102
fatfags are, and always have been, a blight
just ignore them and report them if if they post anything actionable
>>26087102
It never went wrong.
>>26086877
Lauren was going to make an arc about it, but then she got retconned.
Now, It'll be something dumb like this >>26086900
>>26087104
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>>26087124
holy fuzzy tuft
i want to touch every part of that pony
Draw pony talking to the creatures of naxxramas
>>26087102
>where did MLPG go so wrong
Maybe it is some kind of weird Stockholm syndrome triggered by Ross
>>26087192
Or maybe everyone who 'dislikes' him is a loud minority
>>26087116
>>26087207
lol
Raidthe ponies.
>>26086951
Make sure to tell Ross that next time he starts posting his inferior fat DT.
big pony
>>26087188
what the hell are you doing in my barn?
>>26087236
Weather Factory wing is so faceroll.
Have we ever seen bits with designs on them in the show before?
I can't remember them ever appearing as anything more than featureless gold coins
I actually like this version of them, though; it would be cool to see it be used in the show
Should Big Mac get more episodes?
>>26087102
>mlpg suddenly/people/mlpg likes/liking fetish/fetish i don't like/anything
>where did mlpg go wrong
I wish this shitposting was bannable
>>26087127
FYI, "I don't like it" isn't a good reason to report something.
Things that you should report: anthro, porn and non-pony
Things you shouldn't report: chubby ponies, fat ponies, overweight ponies, obese ponies, pudgy ponies, thick ponies, thicc ponies, or plump ponies
>>26087260
If there was a more detailed version of them it would probably be in season 5.
But it looks like they were still featureless at that point, so probably not.
>>26087260
I checked PYHD and Super Cider 2000 and both have featureless gold coins
>>26087270
if i win the powerball tomorrow I'm going to buy myself mod powers and I'll ban them just for you anon
>>26087304
thank you
>>26087304
You are quite the philanthropist, anon
>>26087304
Please make sure to also ban
>x BTFO
>What did x mean by this?
>Was x right?
and
>How can x even compete
>>26087319
well we'll see if there's any money left after I invest in creating an ai talking pony robot
>>26087338
> ai talking pony robot
I hope you win it.
GUYS
GUYS
PREQUEL UPDATED
Tufts are hot
>>26087387
well yeah, that's why they shed them in the summer
>>26087391
>pones shedding their tuft everywhere
Must be a bitch to clean out
>>26087387
Imagine snuggling up in a pones chest fluff during a cold night.
So cozy.
>>26087387
I hope Anon asked before he grabbed Dashie's tuft.
Wouldn't want to get a smack in the face.
>>26087427
they have designated shedding streets
>>26087429
imagine shaving like 100 ponies' tufts and making them into a big blanket to sleep with
>>26087387
ponies don't have tufts though
>>26087427
>>26087439
>come winter
>cuddle with your pony using her tuft as pillow
>spring
>take all her shedding and make the softest, most comfiest pillow around
>>26087387
>>26087439
I'd rather just cuddle with a hundred pones.
>>26086781Yeah, it's pretty rad! I had a couple bumps to get over, but after that, it's really nice. It's a gigantic monster though, so make sure you've got a place to set it up if you plan on buying once.
>>26087453
What a complete and utter fool you are
>>26087472
the anon to pony ratio just isn't in your favor there, I could see you cuddling like 10 ponies at the most before you're not even touching additional ponies
>>26086080
More like prettycure
>>26087478
Ponies don't have tufts, anon
>>26087476
>It's a gigantic monster
>>26087472
AAAAAND I WOULD CUDDLE ONE HUNDRED PONES AND IIIII WOULD CUDDLE A HUNDRED MORE JUST TO BE THE GUY THAT CUDDLED ONE HUNDERD PONES UNTIL HIS ARMS WERE REALLY SORE
>>26087501
>he still hasn't seen a pony's tuft
>>26087505
what are you gonna do, throw your hat at me?
>>26085970
>>26086080
It's rare when chibifying something is an improvement but I actually almost like these.
>>26087502
I mean
it's not the type of thing I'm usually apt to complain about
it was just a surprise, is all
>>26087505
If I bribe him with belly rubs will he let me go?
>>26087515
You can stop shitposting any time
>>26087486
But just imagine how warm it would be. It's so cold ten minutes outside will get you frostbite, just imagine all that comfortable body heat.
>>26087519
They are fucking horrifying.
Even moreso than the original EqG designs.
>>26087472
Well I'm jealous.
>>26087520
>you will never hear giant Pinkie's deafening hees
>>26087520
>you will never cuddle a giant pinkie
I bet she'd be all kinds of adorable
>>26087529
this
go horse or go home
>>26087540
>it's so loud it echos for about 10 seconds
>HEE
>hee
>ʰᵉᵉ
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>26087567
>every time I decide to check one last refresh before I go to bed this post shows up
It's starting to get really weird.
Filly wants to respec to a Mustang.
>>26087607
I told her she should have picked Stallion from the get-go, but nooooo
>>26087593
>not again
8 foals.
Pony likes to peel strips of dead skin off your heels and chew on them.
>>26087593
I need to know the science behind this strange phenomenon.
>out with friends
>friend of a friend has an old, overwashed G1 pony shirt saying "ponies forever"
I'll never know if that was intentional or not, tried to make a small reference to it but he couldn't hear me
>>26087627
pony, those are MY dead skin peels, I like eating them.
You can have my dandruff.
>>26087547
unf
The only ship I need is friend-ship.
>>26087547
>draw loli with huge hips
>draw no hands or feet, give it something more or less resembling a snout
>say it's a pony
This meme needs to fucking stop
Why do you want to be the slutty mare?
>>26087669
It's almost like you just described drawing a pony
>>26087668
The only ship I need is rarijack.
>>26087685
don't bet on sinking ships
>>26087669
Did someone say loli ponies?
>>26087694
don't bet on meme ships
>>26087678
Because I could wear pretty dresses.
>>26087708
but you posted one
>>26087678
I don't "want" to be a slutty mare
in my heart of hearts, I know I already am a slutty mare
I just have this lame human body holding me back
>>26087720
>>26087708
Ladies, don't argue. Every ship is a good ship.
>>26087756
finally someone who understands
>>26087766
>rarity and applebloom
>>26087782
it's a sister thing, you wouldn't understand
>>26087782
Rarity is teaching Apple Bloom how to woo a colt. She has to live up to her reputation as the element of generosity.
Also that's not a purple, this is a purple
>>26087685
the only ship i need is that of myself and my waifu
>>26087810
could be purpler
>>26087710
But then you'd be the pretty mare
You don't have to be suck multiple dicks to be pretty
>>26087678
I want to be the slutty anything really, diamond dog, griffon, dragon, draconequus etc..
I like mares because of how small they are.
>>26087829
I ship you with Fluttershy anon.
>>26087844
what if you were the sluttyhuman male in equestria
>>26087848
Cadance...You're not supposed to abuse the shipping spell.
>>26087848
you are my nigga
>>26087859
TOO LATE
>>26087856
That's lame.
>>26087848
unf sweaty ponies
>>26087889
YOU MADMARE!
>>26087895
>>26087912
Sweetie doesn't understand, she just thinks her sister is terrible at football
>>26087920
Well she IS bad at football.
>>26087920
Her sister is terrible at a lot of things
>>26087503
>>26087939
god I fucking love that mare
>>26087948
she's pretty cute, but maybe a little too large for me
[] flirt with marble
[] flirt with limestone
[] flirt with maud
>>26088000
there's no such thing as too large
>>26088008
[x] flirt with marble
[x] flirt with limestone
[x] flirt with maud
>>26088033
I don't get why people hate this episode
>>26088033
but I like my mares tiny
>>26088000
>read that as celestia's bush
>come into my everfree forest
>>26088085
I don't dislike it, just didn't do much for me
>>26088085
Because Polsky wrote it probably
daily reminder Rainbow Dash and all other mares are tiny and not suited for big adventures
>>26088103
but tiny ponies can have even bigger adventures!
>>26088085
They're jealous that they weren't in a very famous TV show back in the 90's.
>>26088103
Who you calling tiny?
>>26087593
The way her ears flip down always makes me hhngg
>>26088103
I think she's suited for it at any size
>>26088137
unf unf sizeand cock sizedifference
>>26088167
Rainbow Dash doesn't have a cock
but Fluttershy does
>>26088187
Unf.
>>26088187
Oh
I thought you meant she had a penis
>>26088088
small pone is cute pone
>>26088220
gross dude
Nyx wants her snuggle wuggles and she wants them NOW!
>>26088226
Why's Sugar Belle giving him that look
>master~
>>26088248
this pony maid service is great, Rarity was right
>>26088244
She's about to mount him and he doesn't even know it.
>>26088244
She wants to favor his party
>>26088244
She is trying very hard to pretend that she is not enjoying the view she is getting
>>26088264
>>26088270
Are Sugar Belle and Party Favor what you would get if you divide Ponk into two different ponies?
Pony says damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>>26088254
Ponies would saturate the maid market.
>>26088308
Yes but they're infinitely more likable than her.
Think Fluttershy's brother will be a jock?
>>26088363
He'll be Fluttershy in a wig. It'll be just like that one really bad episode from last season but genderswapped.
>>26088342
>a cafe designed to cause heart failure
this is very susceptible to legal problems
Fillies' cutie mark is a box of cling wrap, she is a very affectionate filly.
>>26087669
>b-but muh hips
bad art isn't going anywhere
>>26088393
Why is filly a collective?
>>26088342
W-what is the $999 package?
it has occurred
Princess reminds you that your any desire is a dream away.
>>26088409become a filly maid there
>>26088415
This is going to end up with Anon's dick in someone right?
>>26088415
I hope anon sleeps with all of them in the end
>>26088390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk
>>26088442
At least inside maud.
>You pat the spider-cocooned pony on its snootle as you climb down the rocky crags out of the giant spider cave.
>Pony squeals for rescue.
>"Sorry horse, but I already rescued 4/4 captive mares, you're on your own.
>Pony struggles helplessly while you whistle to drown out her plaintive calls.
>>26088442
>>26088462
Inside all three of them.Plus Pinkie when she comes to visit.
>>26088466
that's my filly!
>>26088470
>implying he's not going to marry Marble
Slutty Mare Virus
>>26088468
Technically she doesn't even exist, she's just a respawn for other adventurers.
>>26088468
I'm pretty sure this was a Penny Arcade comic.
>>26088377
>The one where Pinkie Pie knows
FS will run around town screaming like a retard about something no one cares about?
>>26088510
yes, the Dickwolves one
The fillies are caramelizing nicely, it might be time to turn them over.
>>26088466
>>26088581
>Fogsitt
Chances of S6 being bad?
>>26088595
you can't just post a filly for no reason
>>26088598
Judging from that butt I bet Fosgitt has a whole drawer full of pony porn he's made over the past year.
>>26088606
100%
>>26088595
That pony sure does make lot of funny faces.
flutterscatflutterscatflutterscat
>>26088635
>>26088635
>>26088638
>hi hi hi
DAKARA HI HI HI
TAEDOWANIKAI
TO HI HI HI
TADAI KASU
[japanese noises]
Have you preordered your Drone2.0's yet? They're so much better than those old clunky versions.
>>26088658
gettin' dangerously anthro there, anon.
>>26088655
PONY CANYON
getting a little catty in here
>>26088687
Too much trouble. The government is going to put so many restrictions on those drones to avoid terrorists from using them it's not worth it.
>>26088691
That picture is nearly three years old. I didn't even notice.
>>26088687
what are you going to do with the old one?
>>26088701
Not to mention the no-fly zones
ProgressI still hate webdev so much
>>26088687
I'm sticking with my current drone, thanks.
the world may never know
>>26088721
I'm glad you're making this though, it's a pretty simple idea but a good one
>>26088635
>No one will ever draw anon being bound to a pole with a ring gag in his mouth and Fluttershy taking a big fat shit down his throat.
>>26088715
I hear you can do trade ups.
>>26088715
Build them together into a giant megadrone pony
>>26088727
it's a bit late for thanksgiving, but yes anon I am thankful that is not a thing
The show has a big world that's going to waste.
>>26088715
>>26088730
>Anon takes his drone in to be "traded up"
>She's silent the whole way
>Nearly breaks into a sob while Anon talks to the salesman.
>He picks her up, takes her in back where he connects a cord to her neck.
>Everything goes black.
>...
>She begins to wake up, sees Anon in front of her.
>"So how do you like your new body?"
>>26088725
I'd like someone with more CSS knowledge than me to redo the stylesheet though. I really don't want to have to slap media queries onto this thing and figure out how to make it render pretty on a phone.
>>26088721
what is this exactly?
Filly can't use your arcane human utensils. She demands you to feed her now.
>>26088755
Don't play with her artificial emotions like that, anon.
Why does so much porn of Twilight have her with Shining Armor?
>>26088771
I'll give her some filly treats from my hand.and keep them just barely out of reach for her until she jumps
I like to torture my cat that way. I hate my cat.
>>26088768
In order to help us through Hamburger Time, I'm making a page that scrapes a board on the sub for OPs that include specially formatted timestamps and displaying them on a calendar.
Essentially, people who want to stream or quest or schedule events can just post threads in /ht/ and they'll show up on an easy to track calendar.
>>26088771
feed her a carrot
with my mouth
>>26088794
Neat!
Is that an integration into Google's Calendar or what?
Can I finally plan my horsefucking events online?
>>26088822
>scour the earth for horsefucking
>>26088607
I can't?
Sweetie is cooking dinner tonight!
What are you in the mood for?
>>26088840
Something edible.
>>26088822
>pictures of horsefucking
>that last pic of the woman riding bareback
u n f
>>26088840
filly honey.
>>26088840
but I already made Tuna Mac
>>26088840
Water.
And uncooked untoasted bread.
>>26088850
fillies don't produce honey, everyone knows that
>>26088822
Nothing that fancy. In order to make it easier for anons to plan shit and mods to prune shitpost events, I figured it would be easiest to just bolt something onto the existing sub infrastructure. Integrating with a Real Calendaring system would undoubtedly require people to log in and permissions management and all kinds of shit that makes it too complex for anyone to actually use.
When it's done, you just start up a new thread and put [1/2/2016 3:40a-5] in the text for an event on January 2, 2016 at 3:40 AM EST. It uses the thread subject as the event title.
>>26088851
oh gross that's a real dish, that sounds weird
>>26088867
Ah, I thought you were making some kind of api bot thing that would scour the board for horsefucking keywords and make the timestamps into events itself
Your way sounds cool though
>>26088869
it's good
I add green beans to mine!
>>26088739
>Not wanting to see her make anon wash it down with her piss
Goddamn I wish that scat thread on /unf/ was active.If I was a mare I wouldn't mind making out with her with her thick loads in our mouths
>>26088853
>I toasted it anyways!
Lewd drone plane pony when?
>>26088856
well why not
can they not find suits that fit their tiny filly bodies?
>>26088918
Drone is not for sexual.
>>26088902
Making it explicit is easier and lets people choose what should go on the calendar.
To go into more detail on it, the script only scans OP posts and does so by scraping each page of the board (right now I'm pointing it at /v/ for testing, but I'll get FP to make a /ht/ specifically for events once it's done). So you should put your timestamps at the top of the post to prevent them from getting cut off if there's too much text.
>>26088930
but what if it was for sexual?
>>26088946
I don't deal with silly hypotheticals, I live in the real world with my pony waifu
>>26088840
Burgers.
Ask Twilight for her recipe.
>>26088856
This.
That's why I have my own changeling worker.
Filly wrote a mad-lib:
Dear uncle,
I am having a(n) horny time at camp. The counselour is smelly and the food is cum-guzzling. I met Shithead and we became small friends. Unfortunately, Shithead is erect and I raped my clitoris so we couldn`t go felching like everybody else. I need more prostitutes and a nigger sharpener, so please happily jizz more when you piss back.
Your Grandpa,
Faggot
>>26088946
I think those mares need to be kissed.
>>26088960
>1 tsp salt
>2 tsp black pepper
>1 sesame seed bun
>8 oz magic meat
>1 tomato, sliced*
>1 head of lettuce, sliced*
>1 red onion, sliced*
>1 oz love
>1 slice of cheddar cheese
>2 slices of pickle, lightly pickled
>a big squirt of ketchup
* You won't need the whole thing so you can eat the rest as a snack!
>Sprinkle the salt and pepper onto the magic meat and top it with the cheese. Turn the magic meat into a medium cooked patty using the 1 oz magic. Place the patty onto the bun and top with the rest of the ingredients. Enjoy.
Why is it so hard
>>26088985
I don't know if I'm comfortable with filly calling me uncle.
Filly's vaping again.
Filly says it's her turn to protect your smile.
>>26089071Living without your waifu?
>>26089071
Because ye gallivant around neked constantly ye fookin' harlot.
>>26089067
wait, I need 8 oz magic meat AND 1 oz magic?
how much magic am I putting this burger, anyway?
and what the hell am I supposed to do with all this love?
>>26089090
Filly's new hobby is watching videos of fursuiters vaping
>>26089111
oops, the directions called for 1 oz love, not 1 oz magic
please don't point out the typo it could be very embarrassing for her
>>26089102
Accept
>>26089104
She has very tiny shoulders.
>>26089143
I'm glad this episode happened. They were so cute together.
>>26089162
She is a very tiny pony.
>>26089104Being in public and not freaking out or just interacting with people in generalFluttershy is not my waifu and is a awful horse
probably should have been working on projects, but this came out insteadgood night, all - it's been a pleasure
>>26089171
Unfortunately it was another nail in the coffin of the Wonderbolts' integrity.
>>26089143
It's a shame AJ and Rarity broke up.
But I have high hopes for Rarity's harem.
>>26089210
>Fluttershy is not my waifu and is a awful horse
my marginal sympathy for you is gone
>>26089215
thank you very much
I always appreciate lunas
>>26089171
I agree 100%
They always had an interesting dynamic and it didin't disappoint
>>26089215
what a pretty moonhors
good beb goat
>>26089210
Oh, well I don't have a problem with that.
Filly is about to come.
>>26089235
well let me know when she gets here, I'll make popcorn
I've begun labeling everything in my house horse-"thing" to make the inevitable visit from the ponies more comfortable.
>>26089241
that's incredibly racist
>>26089233I'm really jealous.
>>26089241
splorsh
When will S6 come out?
>>26089363
ONE YEAR!
>>26089327
I would wash off that pony while chiding her about using her hooves like that.Then I'd boop her.
>>26089376
it'd be a long wash
cola really gets in there
>>26089327
>the top of the bottle ends up in her mouth
>ulp ulp ulp
>her belly expands from all the soda
>she lets out a huge burp after finally drinking it all
>>26089363
Maybe this spring
>>26089403
please do not inflate the ponies with soda and CO2
they'll be burping all night
>>26089414
>soda party with ponies
>after a couple minutes the room is echoing with loud belches
>ponies alternating bloating up their bellies with fizzy drink and slimming them back down with throaty burps that last for minutes
>>26089327
>spilling bebsi
Pony says he must have dreamed a thousand dreams haunted by a million screams
>>26089067
>8 oz magic meat
So just regular meat?
Because the ponies seem to have no trouble killing animals and grinding their bodies up into pet food for their carnivorous pets.
>>26089451
that sounds kind of fun
I'd push on a pony's big soda belly when they weren't looking and force them to burp involuntarily
>>26089465
magic meat is meat that you conjure up without having to kill an animal
Please inflate the ponies with anything you'd like.
>>26089410
Probably this summer?
>>26089465
>not corn-fed
>>26089171
Too bad there was no criminal investigation on Dash's other endeavors
>>26089451
That sounds extremely fun and childish and silly and like a thing that ponies would do especially if they got to mix their own soda flavors kind of like a wine and cheese tasting event, and I hate that it's probably attached to some weird fetish thing you have.
ponyball
>>26089568
The ponies are not balls please stop using them as such.
>>26089573
I'm going to chaos dunk the ponies
>>26089466
>>26089573
>The ponies are not balls
Are you sure?
>>26089465
And betraying/lying to other ponies for the sake of their pets
>>26089628
Oh wait Tank didn't actually benefit from this, it was just for sport. How could I have forgotten?
Friendly reminder that Philomena has probably died hundreds of times and Celestia was never a bitch about it.
>>26089600
I'm not really into fat but that's still pretty cute
>>26089568
someone say
pony balls?
>>26089660
The Golden Oaks Library exploded, yet we don't see Twilight assaulting a plant nursery
>>26089507
...anything?
I have so many pony pictures that I don't know why I saved
>>26089718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M
>>26089510
We got a teaser Image a few days ago.
>>26089721
sometimes you just gotta save a pony picture
I hope the regular earth fillies don't get jealous of their superior pega and unicorn sisters
>>26089702
I want to rub balls with the Shim Sham!
Filly purified the ashbringer.
>>26089732
>Sunset being wanted
She must be having a fever-dream
>>26089660
You get over it by the sixth or seventh time
Diamond dog keeps murring and she has a griffon fursuit with your name on it.
I can't believe they're teasing us so early.
Our balls are gonna be purple by the time the premier rolls around.
>>26089775
or else?
>>26089765
All fillies who aren't the CMC are special in their own right
>>26089775
I thought it was just a funny idea, it has nothing to do with some fetish
cartoons do it why can't I?
>>26089775
Does Twilight want some soda too?
>>26089787
Why isn't Pinkie sitting in the goddamn seat
>>26089787
I want to get in the swan boat with Pinkie.
>>26089775
You know who could drink a lot of soda and burp a whole bunch?
>>26089805
I'm pretty certain that's Celestia
>>26089767
Rub your ballsagainst her balls?
>>26089809
what a thick Girass
>>26089787
>pony will never tease your balls purple
>>26089775
As if you think ponies being super-embarrassed about letting out a belch that would be more fitting of a buffalo wouldn't be cute.
WHY DOESN'T CELESTIA HAVE AN EPISODE YET
>>26089836
it's the question we all ask but has no answer yet unfortunately
>>26089809
>all that room below for her belly to expand
>all that neck to bulge with big gulps of soda
>and deep, throaty belches
Glim Glam > Shim Sham
>>26089818
I thought I made that obvious
>>26089836
>Maud will have an episode before Celestia
>Derpy will have an episode before Celestia
>Braeburn will have an episode before Celestia
>>26089859
both should rot in pony dungeon
>>26089859
That's not very equal of you
>>26089859
>Stuck in the highschool dimension for 4+ years.
>never ageing, never progressing in life.
Meanwhile, Celestias other student has become a fucking princess, and organises huge events in the capital like that friendship summit and the Gala.
>>26089790
>>26089918
>has magic
>uses a gun
what a maroon
>>26089887
>horse style
they don't look much like horses
>>26089859
Shit>>>>
>>26089918
Paisley should chug gallons of soda and put all the ponies to shame.Or vomit trying.
>>26089931
yeah not really, ah well
>>26089918
>>26089939I can unf to both
>>26089918
You're going to throw your metal boomerang at us?
>>26089916
>Stuck in the highschool dimension for 4+ years.
>never ageing, never progressing in life.
You know, I wouldn't mind that existence since it's what I'm living now just without the inexorable march of progress and mortality
>>26089916
Celestia tricked Twilight into getting those wings anyways. She could've done much better
>>26089916
I don't understand this headcanon
How do you figure that time doesn't pass; there were three pictures of Sunset winning the Fall Formal, meaning that the year that the first movie happens is the senior year of her class.
The fact that students know about their loss streak in the Friendship Games shouldn't be surprising either considering that it was so immense.
Let's go spelunkinginside a giraffe
>>26090020
giraffes are pretty cool, they're like lanky pones
>>26090003
They didn't make a mention as to academic sequence, though. Fall Formal only means it happens in autumn, and their number of games by no means indicates how long anyone has been attending nor whether anyone actually graduates.
>>26090035
Why is Celestiraffe so pretty?
>>26090061
oh no
heart nose
>>26090035
deer are very short giraffes
>>26089918
point my ar-15 at twalot
>>26090058
Shining Armor graduated from Crystal Prep, though
>>26090074
so which are cuter, short horses or tall horses?
>>26089809
What kind of name is Paisely for a Giraffe?
>>26090095
yes
Did someone mention perfection?
Celestia calls Twilight her her "faithful student" because her other student was everything but.
Filly is squeezing the Charmin.
>>26090074
The only thing deer and giraffes have in common is that they're in the order of Artiodactyla (or even-toed ungulates). Deer are closer related to goats and sheep, while Giraffes are related closer to cows.
Pony wants to use you as research material for her book about humans.
>>26090148
that's because her other students kept sleeping with other ponies when they were supposed to be for celestia only
>>26090148
that's kinda neat
>>26090097
What kind of name is Pinkie Pie for a horse?
>>26090161
okay but no surprise injections
>>26090157
and cows are fat horses and goats are bearded horses and sheep are slaves
>>26090148
Dammit, now I'm sad
>>26090179
Of course, Pony always gives her subjects a 30-second head start.
>>26090195
so what are fillies?
When will technology get good enough so that I can have a semi sentient robot version of my waifu
>>26090206
fillies are fillies
>>26090210
>>26090210
LET'S QUEST
>>26090224
oh
>>26090208
never, you know that women wouldn't allow it
>>26090206
They're like regular ponies, but purer.
>>26090097
A cute one
>>26090235
women don't run anything and men get things done, like make robots
>>26090232
>you will never be a filly and do cute filly things with other fillies
I want humanized Rainbow Dash to bully me. Maybe beat me up and call me names.
I'm not sure how much shame I should feel for this.
Perfect.
why do you keep her on silent so much
>>26090325
>>26090325
Ponies are meant to be seen, not heard.
fondle the mare
Newfilliescomic soon.
You have met a pony.
What do you do?
>>26090542
Collect pony essence
So the new comic has this preview for this Dark Jem comic included this time around.
Should I omit it from the storytime/rar? I feel like it should probably just be the pony stuff for the pony board.
>>26090542
>>26090542
omg pony at her
>>26090554
I'm interested
I want to see what kind of hot drek they're putting Jem through now, after that travesty of film
>>26090542
>direct eye contact
she's already with foal.
>>26090542
Avoid eye contact, I don't want to get that pony pregnant.
>>26090542
>Hate pony
>>26090542SARCASM
Transformation into a cutegirly satyr
>>26090579
I suppose you wouldn't be the only one curious then. I'll put it up after the solicits for the next two pony comics at the end of the storytime.
>I happen to own all her albums on vinyl, the most artsy of formats, cassette is a close second.
Pony got talked into buying cutie mark insurance.
>>26090673
what a smart pon
>>26090639
>cassettes
>not reel to reel
>>26090649
63 degrees is pretty hot mate
Starting Comic #38 storytime here:
>>26090709
>>26090707
its fahrenheit im sure
>>26090707
They probably mean Fahrenheit
have you had your dose today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFwIL5whx3M
Not again!
Pony says she loves you.
All the other stallions she's been sleeping with, and the ones she's going to sleep with, are just for fun but YOU'RE the one she loves.
>>26090753
Damn fertile mares.
>>26090753
Damn those pesky zebras
Going around and shrinking all of our mare's heads.
>>26090762
I don't even know you, get the fuck out of my house.
>>26090714
>Cute Mark Crusaders
God I'm so fucking sick of those little assholes.
They don't even have their whole "discoing their cutie marks together" gimmick anymore.
>>26090787
>discoing their cutie marks
Does disco work?
>>26090787
>you will never disco your cutiemark
>>26090753
Hug that slut.
>>26090818
>tfw no broodmare who's only a slut for you
>>26090787
Their new gimmick is even worse
http://mashable.com/2016/01/12/goat-cuddlers-wanted/#i0HUrpBwKkqE
>>26090950
>dorks unicorning each other
Is this even legal?
>>26090971
That's a dog
>>26090950
is this new? I don't think we've seen this in G4 yet
>>26091005
Didn't a unicorn council used to raise the celestial bodies before the royal sisters came?
How would you rate Comic #38 out of 10 mlpg?
>>26091024
Yes.
>>26091041
I ordered the alt cover.
>>26091041
boring and pointless.
The cutie mark crusaders + some other asshole wander around the woods for a bit.
Thrilling!
>>26091024
I don't remember that being on screen, but it was definitely mentioned.
Regardless, the unicorn clan worked together to close that door during the hearth's warming play, so it's definitely a thing
>>26091041
6/10
forgettable plot, inconsistencies with S5, and yet another reference of that LOTR scene
>>26091041
I'm enjoying it okay
>>26091041
MORE FILLIES
But can a mare love a mare?
>>26091133
I plan to once I'm a filly
>>26091070
>inconsistencies with S5
Elaborate
>>26091133
Yes.
>>26091159
They don't have cutie marks
Filly is listening to angsty teen music again.
>>26091159
diamond tiara is super aggressive towards the CMC while she has been at least partly reformed
some of her taunts could be excused but she's supposed to have changed at least a bit, so it feels like this comic was written before that episode
>>26091121
Stop eating the books filly.
Those are expensive.
>>26091171
buy her a Pon182 cd, she'll love it
>>26091168
It takes place before that episode
Same shit happened when twilight went princess on us
>>26091168
>>26091184
The editor already said this arc would be from before they got their cutie marks.
There must be always a filly. But who will take such a burden?
>>26091184
DT only got better after the CMC earned their marks
This takes place before they earned their marks
Just a matter of inconvenient timing
>>26091198
>>26091198
>>26091191
ok, then that's excusable
still, it'd be more interesting to see some more character development rather than just the same old bully character
>>26091207
yup p much
>>26091198
they're cartoons, they'll never grow up
>>26091198
the filly
>>26091208
>>26091219
Fillyanon pegging Glitter Shell when?
>>26091221
>it'd be more interesting to see some more character development rather than just the same old bully character
Maybe in S6 if she isn't side lined as a result of not being the CMC's bully anymore.
>>26091207
>better
>>26091221
Apparently erasing her character and blaming everything on her mother is enough development
>>26091237
yeah
it's difficult to write a character well when they're a plot device
>>26091230
Friendly reminder that Sibsy got fat as fuck.
>>26091227
filly grew way the hell up while you were talking
>>26091242
I don't see a single reason to care, Anon. Not one.
>>26091246
cut her down
>>26091242
don't care
pone is cute
>>26091240
>>26091237
i wish the comics would do some more character development for underutilized characters instead of retreading old ground
les derrières
>>26091267
I'm guessing they think underutilized characters aren't as likely to move copies of a comic as the main 6 or CMC would, so they play it safe instead.
>>26091290
Patootie?
https://derpibooru.org/838003
>tags
>>26091313
THAT'S A PONUT
>>26091307
it's irritating to say the least
DO THE PROMPTS
>>26091310
that doesn't sound very french
>>26091317
is deripbooru down or is my connection just fucked?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/23e31ed4dcab0693355e9940cbae115b/tumblr_o0vj4stqAW1urxb4so1_1280.png
>>26091342
seems fine for me, but they've been pretty sketchy the last week or so, so who knows
Hoe.
>>26091362
Supersize hoe
>>26091342
I'd worship those bon balls
>>26091370
Filly wants to be inside you but her tiny little hooves are too dull to carve open your chest cavity.
>>26091369
>103x124
That's not super at all!
>>26091415
no, no it isn't
have a less tiny hoe
corruption
>>26091412
filly has odd ideas
>>26091455
I'd battle that filly
>>26091455
That's not a filly.
>>26091472
she can be a filly if she wants to
The filly has been corrupted.
+50% to damage taken and received
Bitching green glow added.
one day, filly will become a mare
pony identifies as a filly
>>26091485
>+50% to damage taken and received
one of those is supposed to be "given" right?
>>26091497
Filly didn't read the fine print very well.
Filly asks you to not come inside.
>>26091307
Well look what happened to their Moondancer. Abandoned in favor of some diaperbaby
>>26091509
whatever
how do I upgrade that green glow into a cool blue or stylish purple one?
>>26091517
what?
Where's colt?
>>26091527
in femanon's mouth
at least, partially
>>26091527
>>26091527
Dead and forgotten.
>>26091535
lewd
>>26091537
CALM DOWN
>>26091557
he's just a little on edge because no one has rumbled him in days
>>26091527
Which one be more pacific
>>26091567
Fine I'll rumble him
>>26091584
>>26091575
Rainbow Dash as a colt of course
>>26091575
YOU
>>26091587
Can you rumble your way through the colt maze?
>This is marker pony, I can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message after the boop and I'll try to get back to you.
>Boop!
>>26091629
For the last time, stop rewriting my answering message
You don't even live here
>>26091606
omigosh!
>>26091689
you got a purty mouth
Please violate the ponies mouth.
>>26091689
>>26091640
Do gifs like that get made here anymore? Last one I really remember is that one modified from the S3 premiere when the enslaved crystal ponies are marching out from the castle in chains.
>>26091689
I want to violently fuck your mouth
>>26091640
I miss the meta gifs
>>26091761
nope smile is ded and hat us
>>26091761
nopethe last one i made one was during s3
>>26091784
Who's Aunt Orange with?
>>26091790
>rope
>>26091795
me
ransom is three fillies
>>26091795
some cutie
>>26091795
Appajack's lil cousin.
>>26091795
Pearjack
>>26091790
I've never liked meta gifs too much, but at the same time I'm sad we don't have them anymore
>>26091796
PINKIE NO YOU DON'T JUST EAT MUSHROOMS
>>26091784
What was Cheerilee trading for?
>>26091721
>>26091825
a husband
>>26091772
I know the primary purpose of mlpg is the show, comics, books, and other official stuff, but I do miss the small amount of fun meta stuff gave.
>>26091821
I know, right?
>>26091826
I'd grab that tongue
and shake it around
>>26091848
ha, that one was one of my favorites though
that little Ross spike at the end is just amazing
>>26091826
starting to look like Sonic eyes Cosmo
>>26091862
>that little Ross spike at the end is just amazing
Was just about to say the same thing. What corner of 4chan is he haunting nowadays anyway?
METAL GEAR ONLINE BETA IS UP
>>26091863
I should add the other eyelash bits. Colts have these weird eyes from the front
Or at least this one does
>>26091871
He still comes here and the sonic general, people just care a lot less now.
>>26091871
Here, still. Probably.
>>26091878
fillies are so much cuter than colts
>>26091878
ayy lmao
>>26091851
I love pegasus pone.
>>26091878
do only the cutest fillies get the bottom eyelashes?
>>26091887
I wanna hug at least two fillies
>>26091894
But would you hug a colt?
>>26091894
put your money where your mouth is
>>26091899
I'M GONNA HUG THEM
>>26091899
maybe, rumble's the only cute colt that I can remember
You can't hug fillies.
They are too small and you are too big and strong.
>>26091931
you are wrong
>>26091931
if that were the case I'd still be able to hug this filly
>>26091850
>>26091977
I like looped gifs of ponies talking.
>>26091964
Don't get all excited!
>>26091964
he likes it!
>>26091977
>yelp
>yelp
>yelp
>>26091977
Rarara with those glasses always reminds me of that Like Fine Wine comic
we need more pones with glasses in the show, for sure, like moondancer
>>26091839
>all those expired vocaroos
I want to sleep beside moondancer.
>>26092028
that feel
>>26091839
I can't even remember if I was there for that
Fuck ponies.
>>26092110
I've done nothing but masturbate stallions all day
>>26092076
>>26092076
>>26092076
Months ahead before wrapping up!
I love Princess Roseluck
>>26089067
>cheese
found the bronis who doesnt watch the show
>>26090206
We just don't know.